Hollyoaks 4th January 2012
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00:00I've lost it all, Tyrone.
00:01Everything.
00:03Oh, God, Doc!
00:04The mooting is energy!
00:06A drug interviewer, right?
00:07Maybe it's just a hard task.
00:09Brilliant! Poor fear! You're multitasking!
00:11That's enough!
00:12It wasn't your fault, Barney.
00:14How were you supposed to know he was a sociopath?
00:17He's not normal.
00:30So, you're telling me those health cats broke into my spa,
00:56helped themselves to my champagne and trash the place, and I'm the criminal?
01:00Well, I didn't do anything.
01:02Wrong place, wrong time.
01:04The story of my life, actually.
01:05What can I say?
01:07What are you charging us with?
01:09Because we didn't break in.
01:11I think you'll find, yep.
01:12We didn't steal anything either.
01:15What can I say?
01:15The whole just follows me around.
01:17And even if we did, it's not Cindy's, is it?
01:19Where is my lawyer?
01:21What do you mean, Snow Reply?
01:23Can I at least have my make-up back?
01:26I don't know.
01:36Hiya.
01:38Ashley.
01:39Name's Ash.
01:41What's up for Ashley?
01:42Ashley's better, you're late.
01:43Sorry.
01:44I don't like it when people are late.
01:45It's only five minutes.
01:47Sorry.
01:49I'm so hungry.
01:54I don't have any dinner or anything.
01:56Has anybody got any lippy?
02:18Were you expecting George Clooney?
02:21Don't need a man to look, do you?
02:24No.
02:25Not me, anyway.
02:26Even though we'll be waiting when we get out, don't want to get tapped looking like this.
02:30Excuse me, this is a complete violation of my human rights.
02:33Shut up!
02:35Some people say it's a comfort, don't they?
02:42Losing it all.
02:44I think you've built a business so much before, you can do it again.
02:51Hey, I've actually got an idea for a business venture.
02:54Online beauty products.
02:55What do you reckon?
02:56You've got the contacts.
02:57I've got the face.
02:58Could join forces.
02:59Could call yourself synergy with threes.
03:01You, um, think we're the same, you and me.
03:02Because, er, trust me, sweetie, there's no comparison.
03:03You are what the term epic fail was invented for.
03:08My dad got me these two outfits and I couldn't decide which to wear, so he let me have all
03:09three.
03:10Three.
03:11What do you think?
03:12I don't know what to wear for tonight.
03:13Right.
03:14Right.
03:15Be honest.
03:16Does this make me look about forty?
03:17What?
03:18What?
03:19What?
03:20I don't know what to wear for tonight.
03:21Right.
03:22I'll be honest.
03:23Does this make me look about forty?
03:24What?
03:25What?
03:26What's up, babe?
03:27You've been quiet all night.
03:28I don't want to see the no one to wear me in anger.
03:29What?
03:30What's up, babe?
03:31You've been quiet all night.
03:32I don't want to see the no one to wear me in anger.
03:33I don't even know.
03:34It's so funny.
03:35You should choose that herself.
03:36Don't be daft.
03:37I'm going to have a heart attack.
03:38So, would you want me to wear to wear my baby?
03:39I don't know what to wear me in the West?
03:40I'm going to have all three.
03:41What do you think?
03:42I don't know what to wear for tonight.
03:43Right.
03:44Be honest.
03:45Does this make me look about forty?
03:48Bart?
03:50What's up, babe?
03:52I've been quiet all night.
03:54You don't want to see the no one to wear me in anger at me.
03:57Did she choose that herself?
03:59Don't be daft.
04:00She'll have a heart attack.
04:01So?
04:02Would you want me to wear a teddy bear?
04:03Do you want me to wear it late?
04:04Yeah.
04:05As little as possible.
04:07Your call?
04:09Anything you want?
04:10What, anything?
04:12And you'll wear it?
04:14Mm-hmm.
04:17All right, then.
04:19Oi!
04:20I think things weren't bad enough without you shoving your hooves in my face.
04:23Uh, I think you'll find this is a synergy pedicure, actually.
04:27Yeah, no wonder she went bankrupt.
04:29Carmel worked there, too.
04:30Brought the term right down.
04:31No wonder that fella asked for extras.
04:33Right.
04:34Jack, leave it.
04:35So, er, how's work going for you, then?
04:38Yeah, really well.
04:39Had to cancel a couple of jobs, actually.
04:41Oh, cranky.
04:42I used to do a bit of modelling myself, you know, in my time.
04:45I was in quite demand at one point.
04:49But then, you know, nothing lasts forever.
04:51Get to a certain age, everything heads south.
04:54So, it's a good job I had my girls to keep me busy.
04:58You got something to fall back on?
05:00Not likely.
05:01Warren subbed her for the whole time they were together.
05:03Yeah, you're going to have to find yourself another whore mug now your career's taken a
05:07nose dive.
05:08Ow!
05:08And what are you going to do, Cindy?
05:10Are you going to hit the old folks home again?
05:12Find yourself another millionaire on his last legs?
05:15Because, to be honest with you, love, I just don't know how you're going to get out of this
05:19mess.
05:20Now you've lost absolutely everything.
05:23Jackie.
05:24No, she deserves it.
05:25She has no right talking to people like that.
05:28You're a nasty little witch.
05:31Why are you attacking me?
05:33Eh?
05:34Isn't that where she went wrong?
05:36Yeah, you got a bit ahead of yourself, didn't you, love?
05:38Started to believe your own daydreams.
05:39Footballer's wife.
05:40Being on the front cover of all the mags.
05:42But it didn't happen, did it?
05:43Tell me, what exactly was it like snogging a murderer?
05:47Oh, Cindy, ow!
05:50Oh, she's such an idiot.
05:54Images, everything.
05:55Look around you, you think this is real?
05:57This is a fantasy.
05:59People come here to lose themselves, to shake off their sorry little lives, to pretend to
06:03be somebody else, if only for a few hours.
06:06You and me, Ashlyn?
06:08We're actors putting on a show.
06:10Get your face on, kid.
06:17Do you like Chinese?
06:23Don't get used to it.
06:25It just caught me at one of my more compassionate moments.
06:27Oh, prawn toast.
06:29Anti-social personality disorder.
06:31Crispy chili beef.
06:32Failure to conform to social norms.
06:34Deception, impulsiveness, irritability, and aggressiveness.
06:38Reckless disregard for safety of self.
06:41While others lack of remorse.
06:44Some real charmers out there.
06:46Oh, Szechuan Park.
06:47Can I have two things?
06:49New evidence points to the possibility that children often develop anti-social personality
06:54disorder as a result of their environment.
06:59No.
07:00One.
07:01One.
07:03Are you messing?
07:04How are you, little fit, babe?
07:06No way!
07:06Yeah, you promised.
07:08I never thought you were going to dress me in something like this.
07:11Antimarital gauge is choosing that.
07:12Fart.
07:13It's hideous.
07:14Why are you with Jackie?
07:16What's wrong with that?
07:17Nothing.
07:18Don't mind people thinking I'm a slapper.
07:19I mean, has Myra got her eyes?
07:21When has she ever seen me dressed in something this nasty?
07:25Honestly, your family.
07:27Me and Mum had a right laugh on the show now.
07:29What was going to do here, Ned?
07:32Bart?
07:32Aidan Spencer.
07:38Do you remember him?
07:40He used to breakdance with his vest on.
07:43He used to show off all his lovely muscles.
07:46Robbie O'erre.
07:47Robbie the dork.
07:48Robbie the dork.
07:49So?
07:50When did you snog him?
07:51Form three.
07:52School disco.
07:53Still waters around deep chairs.
07:56My Calvin was the best kiss of my life.
07:59But Father Francis came a close second.
08:01Oh!
08:04What about you, Lance?
08:06Darren.
08:07Gets me every time.
08:08Would have left him by now if it wasn't for that.
08:10Oh, you two are great together.
08:12That man is a hindrance and a liability.
08:15But my God.
08:18What about you, Cindy, eh?
08:19Who's been the best kiss of your life?
08:22Well, they all just kind of roll into one after a while.
08:29You OK, love?
08:34Pay no attention to that guy's side of there.
08:37I'm a night with Warren Doe once, remember?
08:40Sasha tried to warn me about him, but would I listen?
08:44Nope.
08:46I feel sick to my stomach when I think about it now.
08:50You weren't to know, love.
08:51Don't worry.
08:54I'm sure you would have run for the hills if you'd had any inkling at all.
09:03What?
09:05Oh, my God.
09:08You knew?
09:10This is awful.
09:20This is awful.
09:26We're doing this project at uni.
09:27Basically, looking at how people are influenced by their environment when they're growing up.
09:33Kind of a nature versus natural sort of thing.
09:36It's pretty interesting.
09:37We all like to think of ourselves as strong characters who know our own minds, right?
09:40But the fact is, we're so shaped by stuff that happened to us in the first few years of our lives.
09:47Look, I don't pay you to sit around and eat Chinese.
09:50The devil makes work for idle hands.
09:52Clean the taps.
09:53Clean the taps, pretty please.
09:57Jesus, Mitzi.
09:59How long did you know for her?
10:02About a year.
10:03A year?
10:04More or less.
10:05And you didn't think to tell anybody?
10:07You lived with him.
10:08You slept in his bed.
10:09How could you?
10:10I'm not proud of it.
10:12You must have been terrified.
10:14Yes, she was.
10:15You had another word of this thing?
10:17I wasn't.
10:20Well, not at first.
10:25When I asked Warren to tell me the truth, I didn't think for a second that he would.
10:29He told me everything.
10:31He was just honest.
10:33He made me love him.
10:35He made me...
10:36He made me feel special.
10:39It was when I found out he was going to kill Brendan.
10:41That's when I knew he'd probably kill me, too.
10:43Well, hold on a wee minute.
10:44Brendan, that's my Brendan.
10:46He helped me get Warren arrested.
10:48You were going to get my brother involved in all of this?
10:51No, couldn't do it on her own, could she?
10:53But Miss Princess probably needed someone else to do all the dirty work.
11:12Hiya.
11:13Have you seen Bart?
11:14I don't know why. What's happened?
11:16Has Jackie seen him?
11:17Well, I hope not.
11:18She's down at the cop shop with her mum and Carmel.
11:20Long story.
11:21Right, well, if you see him, just...
11:22tell him that I'm looking for him and I'm sorry.
11:27Sinead...
11:27What's happened?
11:34I really don't understand, boys.
11:35Do you want a cup of tea, please?
11:36Do you want a cup of tea or some of that?
11:40Thanks.
11:41Brendan had just got out of prison.
11:47Did you ever stop to think about that?
11:49Of course you didn't.
11:50Too busy thinking about your next novel, weren't you, mates?
11:53My life with a murderer.
11:54Shut up, Cindy.
11:55You best give him a damn good cut out of that after everything you put him through.
12:00You don't know the full story, Cheryl.
12:02Warren was going to kill him, Cheryl.
12:03And he was going to kill me, too.
12:05Look.
12:06How do you think I've got these?
12:10Ka-ching, ka-ching.
12:12Wow, Mitz.
12:12That one's going to fly right off the shelves.
12:20All right.
12:25How about Grease, I say?
12:27The job's worth doing.
12:29It's worth doing well.
12:33What do you think that story is?
12:36You tell me, Dr. Ford.
12:39Well, they've been talking to each other all night, so they've kind of been together long.
12:42You think they're together?
12:45First date?
12:47She's got a wedding ring and he hasn't.
12:50Must be her lover.
12:51You're way off.
12:55What's your take on them?
12:56If you need it, spell an app for you, Ashley.
12:59You're doing the wrong course.
13:06It's been a moody all Christmas.
13:12I don't know what's up with her, but you can't.
13:14I seriously like that top that Myra got me.
13:16Shh.
13:17All right.
13:17Just hold it right there.
13:20Just give me a minute.
13:21What are you doing?
13:25You'll see.
13:27Just wait a minute.
13:32This, genuine birthday present from Myra.
13:36This, Carmel.
13:37Obvs.
13:38Oh, and, er, Myra again.
13:42No way.
13:44Why haven't you burnt these?
13:46I don't know.
13:47I guess it's nice that they think of me as one of the family.
13:50Hey, what did your mum buy for Bart?
13:51Oh, don't tell me something that he actually wanted.
13:56Actually, er, she didn't get him anything.
13:57I've never seen her like this before.
14:15What the hell's somebody playing at?
14:19Got a banging head, me.
14:21Come in here, then.
14:23What have you had?
14:24No.
14:25Go on.
14:25She did do that for my mum when she finished work.
14:31Oh.
14:32She worked long days.
14:33Nights?
14:34She worked shifts, yeah.
14:36Yeah, something like that.
14:38She's always gone with the wrong fellas.
14:41I swore I'd never be like her.
14:43She liked Warren.
14:46Should have set alarm bells off.
14:48You did the right thing, love.
14:50Turning him in.
14:51What?
14:52Well, I just didn't think you'd be taking him by Mitch, Jack.
14:54I mean, you're dinny sister, I can understand, but you?
14:57Shut up, you scratty old witch.
15:02The only thing dinny about me is I've had to put up with you for as long as I did.
15:06So what?
15:07Mitzi made a mistake and stayed with Wavin.
15:09But we've all protected the ones we love.
15:17Even if they have done terrible things.
15:21We've all trusted the wrong people.
15:24At least she's brave enough to admit it.
15:26But the only reason why you're picking on her is to take the attention off you.
15:31But you've messed up, Cindy.
15:32You've pushed away every single person that loved you just to be rich.
15:39And it's all gone now.
15:42You have got nothing.
15:45And you've only got yourself to blame.
15:47Too true, Carmel.
15:48Woo!
15:49Whoa, Carmel.
15:53Morning, ladies.
15:55You're free to go.
15:56Morning, man.
15:57Yes!
16:00Thank God.
16:02You stay where you are.
16:03You put us here in the first place, you.
16:10Here's me, banging on about Christmas presents my mum got me.
16:14She didn't even get part one.
16:18I'm mortified.
16:20Kate!
16:21Who it is?
16:27You haven't told me she was here.
16:28For the bar, I'm just playing it.
16:31Just do me a thing, all right?
16:35Talk to her, would you?
16:40I'll, er, leave you two to it.
16:45Such a cow.
16:47I'm sorry your mum didn't get you anything for Christmas.
16:49It's not that.
16:50No.
16:51It was rude.
16:52I'll talk to her.
16:53It's not about you.
16:56All right, then.
16:58What is it?
17:03If you're not going to talk to him, I'll just, I'll just go.
17:08It's my dad.
17:17All right, kid.
17:19Have a good one.
17:21Two lines.
17:25What's the point of that?
17:25I need a shower.
17:35I need my bed.
17:37Bed, definitely bed.
17:38Well, I need a bag of chips.
17:40See you, love.
17:41See you later.
17:42Bye.
17:43Bye, girls.
17:43I'm sorry, sweetheart.
17:44I'll tell you what, why don't we all go for brunch tomorrow at the coffee shop.
17:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds good.
17:52Bye, girls.
17:53Bye.
17:54Bye.
17:55Missed you, Linz.
17:57We're all missed you too, she is.
17:58Oh, can I just move back in?
18:01Yes, she'll move back in.
18:03Excuse me.
18:03I'm parched.
18:04I need a drink or something.
18:06I take it, Dad, to you.
18:09Come on, you.
18:09Go on, then.
18:20I know you've been dying through all the evening.
18:25Analyze me.
18:25Everyone always asks that.
18:29What makes you think you're so interesting?
18:31Uh-huh.
18:33You don't know that half of it.
18:36I bet I can guess.
18:38Hit me.
18:39Okay.
18:42So, judging from the way you ironed up that bloke earlier, you're gay.
18:47But I can tell from your body language that it's not something you're entirely comfortable with.
18:53You have issues.
18:55You're probably stemming from childhood.
18:58You show signs of some sort of anti-social personality disorder.
19:07Deception.
19:09Impulsiveness.
19:11Irritability.
19:13Aggressiveness.
19:14Your textbook case.
19:18What's my favourite ice cream?
19:21Lesson 1, Ashley.
19:22Get your face out of your school books and start looking around.
19:28There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than I dreamt of in your philosophy.
19:34Is that, like, Shakespeare or something?
19:37Hamlet, to be precise.
19:40Priced?
19:41Kind of.
19:42I have that effect on people.
19:43It's a curse, really.
19:44Your wages for tonight.
19:49And a little bit extra for this.
19:52You can go now.
19:53Sorry if I disturbed you in any way.
19:55Not at all.
19:55You'll be back tomorrow?
19:57If you want.
19:57Don't come rocking up here looking like Raggedy Ann.
20:00Image.
20:01Remember?
20:02Image.
20:03Is everything.
20:04What?
20:09Well, I need case studies for this assignment we're doing.
20:13You know the one I was telling you about earlier?
20:15We're supposed to explore people's backgrounds and find out how they've been shaped by their environment.
20:20It'd be kind of cool to talk to some real people instead of looking up in some stupid book.
20:26Ashley.
20:27I'd be honoured.
20:28I'd have to interview you.
20:30In depth.
20:32And film it.
20:33I'm ready for my close-up.
20:34More than once.
20:35It'd be kind of like an ongoing thing.
20:37Are you trying to talk me out of this?
20:38Because I've already said yes.
20:41So.
20:42Okay.
20:42Nice one.
20:43Oh, and Ashley.
20:45Mint.
20:46Chocolate.
20:48Chip.
20:58In my head.
21:00I'm always having conversations with him.
21:03You should try and find him.
21:04He don't want me to.
21:06He didn't even need an address.
21:08Maybe he just feels guilty.
21:11I'll help you find him if you like.
21:13I'll help you.
21:15I'll help you find him.
21:15Oh!
21:16Thanks.
21:16I'll help you.
21:17Bye!
21:19Bye.
21:20Bye!
21:27Bye!
21:30Bye!
21:30Bye!
21:30Bye!
21:30Bye!
21:31Bye!
21:39Bye!
21:40Bye!
21:41Bye!
21:41And I, I called through the air that night, I can't see your voice without light.
21:57Okay, so I have absolutely found the perfect case study, Brendan Brady.
22:17He's a club manager in his thirties and he suffers from a genuine antisocial personality disorder and he has serious issues with his sexuality.
22:25I'm going to be interviewing Brendan over the next few weeks, finding out more about him and exploring the events that have shaped him into the man he is today.
22:36I cannot wait.
22:42Teenage sweethearts wait to meet their new babies in a brand new One Born Every Minute tonight at nine o'clock.
22:48And before that, you can experiment in your own kitchen with amazing food feats in how to cook like Heston.
22:54Next, though, Channel 4 News reports on the sentencing of the Stephen Lawrence killers.
22:58Hey, what else is going on?
23:22Ta?
23:23Ta!
23:23It's black.
23:25It's black.
23:25It's white.