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  • 23/05/2025
Hollyoaks 2nd January 2012

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00:00Can you believe someone from an actual record label is going to be here tonight?
00:03This, my aunt's blind.
00:05So you never even showed up?
00:07Nope.
00:07You never fail to disappoint, do you, Barney?
00:10No, Mother.
00:11It's you who never fails to disappoint.
00:14You'll be cut out of everything.
00:16Choose my friends.
00:18And I choose my life.
00:30And I choose my life.
01:00Oh, what?
01:13Anyone else getting deja vu?
01:30Where'd everyone go?
01:36Fair enough, I can hear you.
01:37That you all got to keep my soul...
01:49Aunt Torell!
01:52It's as early when you're away from your latest trick.
01:55Listen, sweetheart, my fic sells magazines.
01:57I don't buy them.
01:58Well, what's it say?
01:59Oh, you've located the engine. Now what?
02:12Try now, Ash.
02:16Maybe someone will stop and help.
02:18No one around for miles?
02:20Well, I reckon it's worth ringing your parents,
02:23telling them to send someone.
02:25Yeah.
02:25That's if they're still talking to you.
02:27Sure it'll blow over in time?
02:29Can I ask something?
02:31Not now, Ash.
02:33It's not the battery, is it?
02:34Because the radio's still on.
02:35Think about it.
02:36Hey, Bob.
02:38Are you sure you've done the right thing, mate?
02:40Come on, it's not going to be that, is it?
02:41Of course it is.
02:42Leave him without saying goodbye to your parents.
02:45Yeah.
02:46I've struck out on the road to Independence.
02:49Now, turn it back now.
02:53You could have deafened us!
02:55Question.
02:55Question.
02:56What does it mean when the fuel gauge reads empty?
02:59Is it me, or once you get past the year, the decorations look a bit pathetic?
03:04Look at all the hits.
03:05Oh, sweet.
03:06Hang on, someone's written that I look like a sexy chipmunk.
03:09It's like in a club when the lights go up and everyone who's crashed and burned can see their own lonely existence reflected back into each other's faces.
03:16Where's Louie?
03:17Oh, he didn't come home last night.
03:19That's quite deep.
03:20Hey, Dan, you should get some of this stuff down.
03:22Thinking he's cheating on your chipmunk?
03:23We're not a couple, Sam.
03:25Yeah, but two dudes sharing a room.
03:28Yeah, it's completely normed.
03:30All right, boys.
03:30Uh, what time do you call this?
03:32Pipe down.
03:33Listen, uh, the A&R guy called.
03:34Oh, yeah, the one who didn't show up.
03:36Yeah, well, he saw the footage online and he thinks you smashed it, but he still needs to see us play live.
03:40So he's offered us a couple of shows if we want to.
03:42Amazing.
03:43When?
03:44Tonight.
03:45In London.
03:46Well, that's the thing.
03:47All the shows are in London.
03:48But we live here.
03:50Yeah, that's the other thing.
03:51Um, I sort of said we'd move down.
03:59Do you want the good news or the bad news?
04:06Pull the plaster off, quick.
04:08Warren's giving the cleaners New Year's Day off.
04:11Hey, what's the good news?
04:12You get to clean up.
04:14Surprise!
04:16Oh, the fox is behind bars and I'm still playing lapdog, eh?
04:19Oh, happy New Year.
04:22Happy New Year.
04:22Mwah!
04:23Oh, right, where do you want me?
04:25Only found a use for you, Stephen.
04:27Clean up.
04:28Take it.
04:30Good boy.
04:30Hey, lover.
04:52Ash, what are you doing?
04:54I'm just stretching my legs, taking in the sights.
04:56Nice.
04:56Do you mind?
04:57No, no.
04:58You finish off.
04:59Listen, someone needs to talk to Barney.
05:02Great.
05:03Let me know how you get on.
05:05I'm really worried about this fight with his parents.
05:07I don't think he'll talk to me.
05:08Well, I can't do it.
05:09I'm in the middle of something, can I?
05:11Please.
05:12Maybe you'd better come in from a boy.
05:14Ash, the thing you need to understand is there are rules about being a bloke, yeah?
05:19Rule number one, there's no chatting whilst peeing.
05:22And two, we don't do emotions and all that.
05:26You know, we just take them.
05:28Or you get a picture.
05:30Do you really think he'll talk to me, then?
05:33Yeah.
05:35I mean, trust you, say the white thing more than any of us.
05:39Really?
05:41Well, thanks, Scott.
05:43No wonder I love you.
05:44Well, I can't say I blame you.
05:47Hey!
05:48We're on our way back for petrol.
05:50What?
05:50Scott!
05:52Er!
05:53What?
05:55Oh, I'm a trainer.
06:07I am not 29.
06:15I can't believe you told him that we're moving to London.
06:18Look, if we're serious about this band, then we need to start making things happen.
06:21And you didn't think to tell the rest of us?
06:22We'll play every night and we'll build the fan base.
06:25Yeah, and what about my course?
06:26Which you hate.
06:27Forget about its course.
06:28What about my job?
06:29Which you're lousy at.
06:30Yeah, you aren't rubbish.
06:31You're pretty awful.
06:32Look, the way that I see it is we've got two choices.
06:34One, give up, or two, seize the day.
06:36So either the band moves to London or we just call it quits?
06:39Exactly.
06:40I don't understand what you've got to stay here for, anyway.
06:41Happy New Year!
06:42What have I missed?
06:46Look, we need to be on the road by four, so whoever's in, see you then, all right?
06:50Hey, you and Ash are getting on well, aren't you?
07:11We're just mates.
07:12It's probably a good idea.
07:14Oh, yeah?
07:16Well, she's kind of out of the league.
07:17And what league's that, then?
07:18Well, she's pushing for the title.
07:20You're still in a relegation dogfight.
07:22I spend way too much time listening to Rob.
07:24That's what you're saying.
07:25I'm a dog now, yeah.
07:28Why do you care, anyway?
07:29Because we're friends.
07:31And I wouldn't want you to get hurt, either, so...
07:34Well, like I said, we're just mates.
07:38But thanks.
07:39I like that you care.
07:40And even if you were just a tad bit jealous, it's okay, because Ash is like the top-of-the-range
07:48pair of sneakers, and you're more like the battered old pair you keep for a kickabout.
07:53Which is very flattering.
07:56All right, go back.
07:59Hey, you got the petrol okay, then?
08:00Yeah, Barney tried to use his card at the petrol station, but they wouldn't accept it.
08:05So you all owe me.
08:06Barney, what's wrong?
08:08Something happened.
08:10Turned out my parents weren't joking.
08:12Cut me off without a penny.
08:13Oh, watch it!
08:33Warren!
08:34Did you just call me Warren?
08:36I don't know, Dad.
08:37You don't look a thing like Warren.
08:38No, we don't.
08:41Two of them coffees when you're ready, Vernon.
08:42You know where Brendan was gone?
08:50I was practically carrying this place, wasn't I?
08:52Yeah, you're right, babe.
08:54Don't worry about him.
08:56He's not been the same since he's got out of prison.
08:59You should be frankie, you're not treating me like a dog's body.
09:01Stephen, fridges need restocking.
09:05Gabe, don't you think that Steve's doing a really good job at the moment?
09:08I also think they've sent monkeys into space.
09:10Pretty soon they'll be sending them to restock fridges.
09:13What?
09:13I just said the fridge.
09:15Restock it.
09:16Go in now.
09:23What?
09:24Ian.
09:26Well, you're aware he practically carried this piece.
09:28I think you should say thank you, too.
09:30It's on my to-do list.
09:31Bernard!
09:32Wear them coffees!
09:33Bye, Bernard.
09:36Well.
09:54What?
09:55Don't I know you?
09:56I'll save it for the next girl.
09:57You're Mitzi, aren't you?
09:59We had your poster on our common room wall.
10:01Oh.
10:02Well.
10:03Here I am in the flesh.
10:04You're okay.
10:05You seem a bit down.
10:06But turn it round and throw it right back at you.
10:09I'm in a band.
10:10It's like we're splitting up.
10:12That bad?
10:13No.
10:14Great.
10:16What's the problem, then?
10:17The guitarist is moving to London.
10:19He wants us to go with him, and I'm in college here.
10:23All right.
10:23Education is important.
10:26Sound like my mum.
10:27Oh, thank you.
10:28Don't slip and drown, will you?
10:30I'm sorry.
10:30It's just her and my dad, they want me to study.
10:36No, I don't.
10:37Make a rubbish lawyer.
10:39Doesn't sound like you've got much of a time member to me, then.
10:41If it goes wrong, you don't want to end up on the scrap heap, do you?
10:44No.
10:46No, you don't.
10:49Nice to meet you.
10:50See you around.
10:51Look.
10:53Well, I'm not sure if the advice of someone with four GCSEs counts, but you're going to
10:57turn your back on something you love.
11:00At least go down swinging, yeah?
11:02Hey.
11:04Go out with me and I'll write you a song.
11:06Oh, sweetheart.
11:07I thought your lyrics are better than your chat up my head.
11:11You okay?
11:17I really thought this was it.
11:20Next stop, Wembley Arena.
11:22Well, I'm glad it's not, because it means I can see you more.
11:27Do you think you were serious when you wanted us all to me for that?
11:31When's Louis serious about anything?
11:33You could always come too.
11:36What, and come live with you in the land?
11:37Yeah, why not?
11:38Well, I can't.
11:43Not too much going on at home.
11:45Hmm.
11:45Anyway, been there, done that.
11:48Been back.
11:49You never fancied touring the world?
11:53Yeah.
11:54Once.
11:56Why are you thinking about it?
11:58I'm just thinking out loud.
12:01Good, because I don't want you to go.
12:02And now that the band are out of the way,
12:05you could finish college,
12:06and then get a job,
12:09and then we could move in together,
12:10and then have kids,
12:11and then get married.
12:12Look at that, your whole life flashing before my eyes.
12:15What's up, Stephen?
12:34You sure?
12:35We haven't really spoke, have we?
12:37Since you got out of prison.
12:39So?
12:39I thought you might want to talk about that.
12:42Please tell me you're going to dispense somewhere,
12:44because I've got to say, Stephen.
12:46Not a strong point.
12:48You know,
12:49I'm not scared of you anymore.
12:51No.
12:52You're the big man on site now, aren't you?
12:54I know what it can be like inside.
12:56After a weekend in juvie,
12:58you know what it's like inside, do you?
13:00You know, you can act as hard as you want,
13:01but it is terrifying.
13:06You don't get to talk to me about this.
13:08Why?
13:09Who else have you actually got?
13:11You're the slap of the wrist.
13:12So if that's when you came here,
13:14then I don't.
13:15I think I know you more than anyone.
13:18Maybe that's why you can't look at me now.
13:20Because you're scared,
13:21I'll be able to see right through you.
13:22I'm right, Hannah.
13:34Tell me, Stephen.
13:36Do I look scared to you?
13:39Do I look scared?
13:44No.
13:44Go ahead.
14:04Go ahead.
14:07Barney, you do understand what this means, right?
14:17What about your course fees, Bun?
14:18Not for getting accommodation, food, looks.
14:22Going out, buying new gear.
14:24And expensive fine wines?
14:26Yeah. Talking about cutting back.
14:29Oh, no, it's not mine. It's my father's.
14:32He was saving it for a special occasion,
14:33probably to toast one of my brother's many accomplishments.
14:35Nicking booze off the old man?
14:38A lot I can relate to, Bun.
14:40Maybe I should just send it back.
14:41Well, Bun, tell me now if you want me to turn around, mate.
14:44I couldn't. You're all halfway home.
14:47Bun, forget us, mate.
14:49Yeah, you know, Scott's right.
14:50Whatever you want to do, we're going to support you.
14:52Yeah, totally.
14:53It's your life, Bun.
14:55We can either go back or we can keep on going.
14:57It's up to you.
14:58But for the record, mate,
15:00what you did back there took some bottle.
15:02Right? I'm proud of you.
15:04We all are.
15:05Nobody's ever said that to me before.
15:09Well, that settles it.
15:11Driver, to HCC and don't spare the horses.
15:14Yes, mate.
15:15Don't worry, mate.
15:16You shouldn't get used to being skint.
15:18Yeah, the rest of us are, eh?
15:20There used to be a crack in this wall.
15:32There.
15:33Maybe Warren painted over it.
15:34What do you want, Missy?
15:38We did the right thing, didn't we?
15:40You can't just do that.
15:42You can't just do what?
15:45We'll paint over a crack.
15:46I think I was talking about Warren.
15:50So?
15:53So getting him banged up benefited both of us, right?
15:56You can't deny that.
15:57Did you ever think about the girl he killed?
16:01When you were lying next to him.
16:03When he touched you.
16:05Can you just listen to me, please?
16:06I'm sorry.
16:06Come on.
16:09Well, you got the club.
16:10Uh-huh.
16:11Do I get?
16:12Well, you get to live, Lan.
16:15We had a deal.
16:19Let me ask you a question.
16:21When is Alan in the midst of your kin?
16:24Which one are you, when you train?
16:27You used me at bay to get to Warren.
16:30We both know what would have happened to me if he'd found out.
16:34You do.
16:35You still are resilient.
16:39I like that.
16:43Well, I'm asking for the loan.
16:46Try the bank.
16:47Come in, please.
16:48You know, I wouldn't ask.
16:50I'm desperate.
16:53Little lamb dreaming of becoming a star.
16:56See, that's the thing about stars.
16:58You shine so bright, but if you look real close, I mean real close,
17:03you'll see they're already dead.
17:09This isn't over.
17:11I've got nothing, okay?
17:13I've got no job.
17:14My agent's dropped me, and all of us knew that's a little bit of hope to get back on my feet.
17:18Are you going to cry now, little girl?
17:20How does that plan be?
17:22Tears.
17:23You know, I'm good for it.
17:25Anne, I'm done cleaning up other people's messes,
17:28with them telling me how they really feel.
17:30It's pathetic.
17:31Unlike you, I never needed anyone.
17:35Anyone.
17:38Look, I'll pay you back a spare.
17:40Please.
17:41You slammed them foxes' bed.
17:43Do you really think I can trust you?
17:46How should I let him kill you when he had the chance?
17:49Yeah.
17:49You all right, mid-sir?
18:01You know, I really thought they were going to show up.
18:05What are you going to do?
18:08Play the gig solo?
18:09Well, if I have to.
18:10Look, just come with me.
18:11I can't.
18:13Not without the others.
18:15If any of you two start crying, I'm going home.
18:18I thought you were staying for college.
18:19Nah.
18:20It's my life.
18:21If I'm going to ruin it, I'm going to ruin it with you lot.
18:24Shotgun!
18:25Are you going, too?
18:26Yeah.
18:27You all right?
18:28I'm a pretty lousy caretaker.
18:29Besides, you lot would be lost without me.
18:31What's with the camera phone?
18:32You've got to film everything, mate.
18:34Stick it in the anthology.
18:35Are we going, then?
18:36Come on.
18:38Look, I need you, mate.
18:40Look, think of all the trouble I'll get in if you're not there.
18:42Why you ever listen to me?
18:43He does make a good point.
18:46Look, me without you is like...
18:48Batman without Robin.
18:51Which doesn't sound gay at all.
18:53You all going, then?
18:54Lod?
18:58Yes, I'm going.
18:59Hey, big player.
19:00You'd be dead within six months without me.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Sam?
19:05I'm going to stay.
19:06Oh, come on.
19:07You're the drummer, the driving force.
19:09We need you.
19:10Come on.
19:10We've got in this mess together.
19:12And between you and me, you're the only one out of this lot that I actually like.
19:15Come on.
19:16I'm sorry.
19:17Look, this is fake.
19:18I mean, how else did the A&R guy see the video?
19:20I sent him the link.
19:22Really?
19:22Hi.
19:26Thanks.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Ta.
19:28Sorry, lads.
19:29I just can't.
19:31Yeah, you can.
19:32Go on.
19:34Are you serious?
19:36Oh, yeah.
19:36It's something you really want to do, innit?
19:38You'll come with us?
19:40No.
19:40Rolling around the back of the van with five lads is Amethyst's dream, not mine.
19:46What?
19:47You go.
19:48I swear I'll be back.
19:50No, I know you will.
19:51Right, come on in.
19:57Let's go.
19:58Come on.
19:58Wait.
19:59What are you going to be called?
20:00Oh, yeah.
20:01That's a good point.
20:02No, we'll come up with something on the drive now.
20:04Come on, then.
20:04Oh, I got it.
20:06Come on, then.
20:07Get a smash, please.
20:08Yes.
20:09The Beatles don't know how to put up with this.
20:11Come on.
20:13What have I told you about?
20:14I've told...
20:15I've got my back.
20:19Come on, you head.
20:21Bye, Sam.
20:21What's up, baby, man?
20:23Yeah.
20:23What's up, baby?
20:24What's up, baby?
20:25What's up, baby?
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
21:14So you're picking on girls now, then?
21:23You're not a bad thing about prison, Stephen.
21:26What?
21:27Not having to listen to your whining voice day in, day out.
21:30Get your stuff.
21:32You're fired.
21:33Are you being serious?
21:35Don't make me blow your house down, little piggy.
21:37Brandon, wait.
21:38Surely I should get a thing.
21:39It's alright, sure.
21:40Leave it.
21:41You do be a massive favourite anyway.
21:42Wait, Steve, just wait.
21:43He doesn't mean it.
21:44There.
21:45Ready, steady, go.
21:47Ready, go.
22:05Ready, steady, go.
22:06Ready, steady, go.
22:11Ready, steady, go.
22:12Ready, steady, go.
22:24Oh, Scott.
22:25Those trains stink.
22:26Well, I'll put them in a bag.
22:27What more do you want?
22:28I'd like to propose a toast.
22:29To be part of the great unwashed.
22:30Sorry about the plastic cups.
22:31Steer times and all that.
22:32Oh, I'll put them in a bag.
22:33I'll put them in a bag.
22:34Cheers, everyone.
22:35Cheers.
22:36Cheers.
22:37Cheers.
22:38Right.
22:39Fuck.
22:40Mate, that's rank.
22:41Oh dear.
22:42Oh dear.
22:43I am.
22:44I am.
22:45I think it must be off.
22:46Yeah.
22:47I'm not cut out to being a rebel.
22:48I'm not cut out to being a rebel.
22:49I'm not cut out to being a rebel.
22:50I'm not cut out to being a rebel.
22:51I'll put them in a bag.
22:52I'll put them in a bag.
22:53What more do you want?
22:54I'd like to propose a toast.
22:55To be part of the great unwashed.
22:58Sorry about the plastic cups.
23:00Steer times and all that.
23:01Either way.
23:02Sweet.
23:03Cheers, everyone.
23:04Cheers.
23:05Right.
23:06Mate, that's rank.
23:07Oh dear.
23:08I am.
23:09I think it must be off.
23:10Yeah.
23:11I'm not cut out to being a rebel, am I?
23:12Come on.
23:13Let's get out of here.
23:15I ain't a bag.
23:16Here you are, guys.
23:17Well, mate, you got the shoes?
23:19No, no, no, no.
23:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:21What?
23:23Hang up, Pat.
23:24Here you are, guys.
23:27Well, mate, you got the shoes?