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00:00:00It will be a better trip.
00:00:02So if we didn't make you laugh, you can also support Ringo's financial support.
00:00:07You may think that buying from the Iranian furniture market is expensive and not feasible.
00:00:12But I promise you that you can also buy it for a low price with a fishing cheque.
00:00:19But the lucky winner of this part is the head office of Mrs. Sara Asadian from Tehran, Saadet Abad neighborhood,
00:00:26who won a white Peugeot 206 with the purchase of a furniture from the Iranian furniture market.
00:00:32Congratulations to her.
00:00:35Hello, I'm Sara Asadian, the winner of a Peugeot 206.
00:00:41I bought it from a store in the Iranian furniture market.
00:00:46I am very happy with the product I bought.
00:00:49And I thank God that I won the lottery.
00:00:53And I thank the Iranian furniture market for the good services they provide.
00:01:02To watch the video of the lottery, go to the page of the Iranian furniture market in the conference room.
00:01:08Also, if you are good at stand-up comedy, follow Ringo's page.
00:01:13In addition to watching the lottery, you will also find behind-the-scenes and attractive videos of the winners.
00:01:20You may be the next person to dance on this ring.
00:01:51The winner of this part is the head office of Mrs. Sara Asadian from Tehran, Saadet Abad neighborhood,
00:01:57who won a white Peugeot 206 with the purchase of a furniture from the Iranian furniture market.
00:02:03Congratulations to her.
00:02:50It's good that we don't remember in those pandemic days that life was tough for us,
00:03:09who stood by us, who helped us, who helped us,
00:03:18who, in the days when the world was like a strict teacher and was busy educating us,
00:03:30did not show mercy to us, he heard our voice and saved us.
00:03:43When we were going through hardships and many days of our lives were completely dark,
00:03:59who brought light and laughter into our lives and gave us hope and forgave us?
00:04:11Let's go to a Ringo that caught our attention in a moment that I know has become a breath-taking moment for you.
00:04:28This is Ringo!
00:04:41Music
00:04:59With us in Ringo is Mr. Davout Esha, Mr. Mohammad Reza Hedayati and Mr. Mohammad Naderi.
00:05:29Music
00:05:37We have a band that is full of music.
00:05:45Music
00:06:08Mr. Hedayati, Mr. Hedayati, salute to you.
00:06:13Salute to you, dear sir.
00:06:17Yes, Ringo, Ringo is showing his mercilessness in these last few nights,
00:06:28and Ringoists are showing their steadfastness and loyalty to Ringo.
00:06:37I am proud of all the Ringoists who are in good spirits.
00:06:43Music
00:06:50Mr. Davout Esha, how are you?
00:06:53Thank God.
00:06:55Salute to you.
00:06:59Mr. Vasheghani, we are happy from the bottom of our hearts.
00:07:05We are happy every morning and every evening.
00:07:10They say you have no end.
00:07:14We are happy with no end.
00:07:19Excellent, thank you.
00:07:22Music
00:07:26We are happy with no end.
00:07:30We are actually happy.
00:07:32We are garbage and we are going up.
00:07:36Unless we fall from that height.
00:07:40Mr. Naderi.
00:07:43Music
00:08:12Majid, I said this in the poem of Mrs. Davout Nejad,
00:08:23that it is not free of grace,
00:08:26but I say this about the competition,
00:08:30that it is really very difficult to choose this time.
00:08:35I mean, really, maybe the guys will be very close to each other.
00:08:40And there is definitely a difference of opinion.
00:08:43It is natural.
00:08:45But we have no choice but to turn to the majority vote.
00:08:50Even if we don't accept any of them.
00:08:53Suppose I am against the vote,
00:08:55two or three other things will be their opinion, or vice versa.
00:09:00This is a repeated sentence, a cliché,
00:09:03that nothing lessens the values of the guys.
00:09:06But really, those who may not be able to win in a single duel,
00:09:13their values are not lessened.
00:09:15There are advantages, and there is this hope
00:09:19that maybe in the end, with the advantages,
00:09:24they will come, even if it is very difficult.
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28Actually, I know you are aware of this explanation,
00:09:35but I know this explanation is necessary.
00:09:37Let me tell you,
00:09:39that four people who will enter the final stage,
00:09:45in addition to the duels that will be held,
00:09:50and the winner and the loser,
00:09:53in the same way,
00:09:55throughout this program,
00:10:00from the first duels that took place,
00:10:04the performances that the guys had,
00:10:08one by one, by the help of their friends,
00:10:12there has been a competition.
00:10:15In other words, look at this as a league,
00:10:21in addition to Bordeaux-Bach in the duel,
00:10:25a number that, as an advantage,
00:10:28each of the performers has won,
00:10:31in their way to four more people,
00:10:34and to hold the grand final of Ringo,
00:10:38is a direct impact.
00:10:41You have surely seen these in the graphics of the program.
00:10:44These advantages and advantages,
00:10:46from part one to now.
00:10:49After that, Majid, there is something else.
00:10:51After the duel, there will be more flowers,
00:10:56and in the end,
00:10:58there will be fewer yellow cards.
00:11:09Mr. Nader.
00:11:11Mr. Khashoghani.
00:11:15Let's go to another fascinating duel
00:11:20in Ringo,
00:11:22and the first person to come to the ring is
00:11:29Mostafa Moradi!
00:11:50Mostafa Moradi
00:12:11Who is fighting with
00:12:14Pedram Khairavi!
00:12:44Pedram Khairavi
00:12:58Mostafa Moradi
00:13:02Pedram Khairavi
00:13:12The duel's winner is
00:13:16by choosing the logo or Ringo?
00:13:22Ringo.
00:13:23Ringo?
00:13:24Logo.
00:13:25Come on.
00:13:26Let's go and see who the duel's winner is.
00:13:30Mostafa!
00:13:33Let's start the duel
00:13:38between Ayatollah Khairavi and
00:13:41Mostafa Moradi!
00:13:57Let's start with the ringing of the bells.
00:14:03Let's watch this fascinating duel.
00:14:08Go ahead.
00:14:09Before we start,
00:14:11I would like to mention something
00:14:13that has been on my mind for a few days.
00:14:16It is the words of Mrs. Davood Nejad.
00:14:19Of course,
00:14:21her words not only capture our minds,
00:14:24but also our souls.
00:14:27HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
00:14:32She said that my stand-up is not required.
00:14:35Ohh!
00:14:38My question is
00:14:40if you are here to see my stand-up.
00:14:52But,
00:14:53But, talking about the problems of the society is enough.
00:14:57I don't want to be a student anymore.
00:15:01Let me talk a little about my own problems.
00:15:06Two years ago, I had a severe stomach ulcer.
00:15:11A severe ulcer became my companion.
00:15:15It became very attached to me.
00:15:18A lot of love between us came into existence.
00:15:21After a while, a lot of feelings came into existence.
00:15:26But, I always told her not to think about it.
00:15:30She shouldn't care about it.
00:15:32But, she wasn't a worker at all.
00:15:35She cared about me more and more.
00:15:37She gave me more feelings.
00:15:44No matter how much I tried not to think about it,
00:15:47she didn't leave me alone.
00:15:48She even came along with my blackness.
00:15:52Unlike all girls,
00:15:55I want to tell you that
00:15:59even if you have an incurable pain,
00:16:02don't be a saviour.
00:16:09Well,
00:16:11I solved this problem too.
00:16:18Mostafa, you are such a troublemaker.
00:16:22You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
00:16:27It has happened to all of you
00:16:30that in the middle of working with internet taxis,
00:16:33you met strange passengers.
00:16:35What? You look at me like I'm a fish boy.
00:16:39I'm just a passenger.
00:16:44Well, you are either abroad,
00:16:46or you have money, you take a taxi,
00:16:49or you don't have money, you take a taxi.
00:16:51God knows I've been in Mr. Vasheghani's car three times.
00:16:55He doesn't even have a license.
00:16:58But, he was a very good driver.
00:17:00But, because of the inappropriate choice of music,
00:17:03I didn't give him more than three stars.
00:17:06Who in the world
00:17:09listens to your memories?
00:17:13Once, I had a passenger.
00:17:15For some reason, I can't tell you why,
00:17:18but he was in an indescribable state.
00:17:23Then, I realized that every minute for ordinary people
00:17:27is equivalent to ten minutes for indescribable people.
00:17:32So, I took him on the taxi
00:17:35to take him on the road at 2 a.m.
00:17:38He sat in the car and said hello.
00:17:41Ten minutes later, he said,
00:17:43Are you okay?
00:17:44I said, You are better.
00:17:47Then, he took his phone and said,
00:17:49Calm down, we are close. Open the door.
00:17:51I said, Sir, you haven't opened this door yet.
00:17:53Open the door over there.
00:17:58He was very clumsy.
00:18:05I went to the doctor.
00:18:08When he saw my test results,
00:18:10he said, I assume that you have hepatitis.
00:18:13Of course, I don't know for sure.
00:18:16As long as his answer was uncertain,
00:18:18I kept saying, God, I hope you don't have hepatitis.
00:18:21God, I hope you don't have hepatitis.
00:18:23I kept saying this and that, and I got worse.
00:18:25When I went to the doctor again,
00:18:27he said, No, I think it's worse.
00:18:29I think it's hemiplegia.
00:18:31I said to myself,
00:18:33Mustafa, your eyes are the words of your miracle maker.
00:18:37Or something like that.
00:18:38Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:18:41Ho, ho, ho.
00:18:43Last time, you didn't think about hemiplegia,
00:18:45and you got worse.
00:18:47This time, think about it.
00:18:49I said, God, I hope you don't have hemiplegia.
00:18:51God, I hope you don't have hemiplegia.
00:18:53He had hemiplegia.
00:18:57I have hemiplegia.
00:19:00Usually, when people hear the word hemiplegia,
00:19:03they assume that the body is much more than normal.
00:19:10This is a very wrong description.
00:19:13In fact, let me give you an example.
00:19:16Hemiplegia is as much in the body
00:19:19as our banks have hemiplegia in their cameras.
00:19:26In terms of meaning,
00:19:29hemiplegia is as positive as
00:19:30self-sufficiency in our country.
00:19:40It is completely self-sufficient.
00:19:46So, you see, it's not what they thought.
00:19:52Well, let's solve another puzzle.
00:19:57Excuse me, sir.
00:20:00I went up to him and asked if I could listen to music.
00:20:04He said, yes, go ahead.
00:20:06Then he put his hands free and started listening.
00:20:09Then I went up to him and asked if I could smoke.
00:20:12He said, yes, go ahead.
00:20:14I said, I'm not a smoker.
00:20:16He said, you're not just a smoker.
00:20:18I said, I'm with you.
00:20:20He said, I'm with you.
00:20:22I said, I'm with you.
00:20:24He said, I'm with you.
00:20:25I said, we haven't reached the point yet.
00:20:28He said, she's my sister.
00:20:30I said, don't worry about your sister.
00:20:32We'll be late.
00:20:34Either you smoke or not.
00:20:36Tifusia Energy, go!
00:20:44But the most important point is that
00:20:47Ms. Davoud Nejad,
00:20:49we thought about it, and it happened.
00:20:51We didn't think about it, and it happened.
00:20:53What kind of exercise is this?
00:20:54What kind of exercise is this?
00:21:02But we didn't think about it.
00:21:04The human body has complex systems.
00:21:06The systems inside the human body
00:21:09are also complex systems.
00:21:11We have different systems.
00:21:13We have the digestive system.
00:21:15We have the urination system.
00:21:17We have the urination system.
00:21:19We have the urination system.
00:21:21We have the urination system.
00:21:22We have the urination system.
00:21:24The urination system is the same as the urinary system.
00:21:27It's like an account with the owner.
00:21:35Whenever we take Tifusia Energy up,
00:21:38you bring it down.
00:21:40Take it up.
00:21:42We went further, and the phone rang again.
00:21:44He said, my dad needs to talk to you.
00:21:46I said, what does he need?
00:21:48He said, when do we open the door?
00:21:50I said, I understand,
00:21:51I said, when do we open the door?
00:21:54He said, you open the door.
00:21:56I said, when I get there, I'll open the door.
00:21:59I talked to my dad so much,
00:22:01that it was hard for me to get rid of this woman.
00:22:04Once I was traveling,
00:22:06and someone asked me to go straight.
00:22:08I said, where do you want to go?
00:22:10He said, I'll wake up whenever I want.
00:22:12We went further, and he woke up.
00:22:14I said, where do you want to go?
00:22:16He said, straight.
00:22:18I said, we're in the Persian Gulf.
00:22:19He said, I don't want to go there.
00:22:24Once again, a passenger got on the plane at 2 a.m.
00:22:27Everyone was suspicious.
00:22:29He said, can I ask you a personal question?
00:22:32I said, yes, go ahead.
00:22:34He said, how dare you?
00:22:36I said, I'm sorry, but I'm ashamed.
00:22:38Can I smoke a cigarette?
00:22:40I said, what's so personal about it?
00:22:42He said, it's personal.
00:22:44Once again, I had a passenger.
00:22:46He said, I can play music.
00:22:47I said, I wish I was in a VW.
00:22:50I wouldn't be ashamed to say,
00:22:52change the song.
00:22:54He said, what's the Bluetooth name?
00:22:56I said, change it.
00:22:58He said, it's called Pedram.
00:23:00I said, change it.
00:23:02He started singing Homayoun Shajarian.
00:23:04I took him to the Revolution Square
00:23:06to walk around the square.
00:23:08It was a 10-minute walk.
00:23:10Homayoun Shajarian didn't sing the first 10 minutes.
00:23:13We had reached our destination.
00:23:159 minutes had passed.
00:23:16Homayoun Shajarian walked away.
00:23:19After 9 minutes,
00:23:21Homayoun Shajarian said,
00:23:23He's gone!
00:23:25Are you kidding me?
00:23:27I haven't even reached my destination.
00:23:29I said, Mr. Shajarian, it's your fault.
00:23:31Sing in the first 5 minutes.
00:23:33He said, how can you be a stand-up comedian?
00:23:35Your voice will be heard in the background.
00:23:37We'll forget the lyrics.
00:23:39We'll have to play Chah Chah.
00:23:43What did you do with that cigarette?
00:23:47I said, it's a purification system.
00:23:50It has the same purification state as the body.
00:23:53Let me give you an example.
00:23:55It's like when your grandfather passes away,
00:23:58and your uncle raises the whole family's inheritance.
00:24:01This can be a personal purification system.
00:24:04But,
00:24:06Khudimini has different types.
00:24:08For me, it's a 22-22 Kabedi model.
00:24:11Khudimini is a 22-22 Kabedi.
00:24:14Khudimini is a 22-22 Kabedi.
00:24:16Once upon a time,
00:24:19Sistem Ameni said,
00:24:21I don't feel good with this Kabed.
00:24:24They organized a meeting among all the members.
00:24:28All the members were present.
00:24:31Usually, there was no Kabed,
00:24:33because there was a lot of work to be done,
00:24:35and there was a lot of traffic.
00:24:41Then, System Ameni said,
00:24:43I don't feel good with this Kabed.
00:24:47Everyone started to feel bad.
00:24:50Koli said,
00:24:52I wash, iron, clean,
00:24:55polish, don't throw stones away.
00:24:58They call it Kabed.
00:25:04What does it mean?
00:25:07Don't stay away from Moses.
00:25:10I went to the doctor.
00:25:14The doctor said,
00:25:16there is a center called
00:25:18the Center for Rare Diseases.
00:25:20You have to go there.
00:25:22They can help you.
00:25:24I took a taxi to go there.
00:25:26I was thinking,
00:25:28how many diseases
00:25:30does this rare man have
00:25:33that I placed in the Center for Rare Diseases?
00:25:36I lifted my head up.
00:25:39I looked at the driver.
00:25:41Who was the driver?
00:25:44Saadi?
00:25:46You said wrong.
00:25:47Ajdar.
00:25:49Saadi was sitting next to me.
00:25:54He said,
00:25:56did he solve your problems?
00:25:58I said, no.
00:25:59Not only did he not solve them,
00:26:01he added another problem to my problems.
00:26:03He said,
00:26:04this is what you get for being rude.
00:26:11Thank you for your speech.
00:26:13Then we took another passenger.
00:26:15When a passenger gets in the car,
00:26:17sometimes you leave his stuff in the car.
00:26:19Someone got in the car and said,
00:26:21this is for you.
00:26:23I looked at him and saw that
00:26:25he was under the influence of Muhammad and Husband.
00:26:27He was left in my car.
00:26:29Then I went to the dentist.
00:26:31I checked his teeth.
00:26:33He was looking for someone to talk to.
00:26:35He insisted that I answer his question.
00:26:37I said, I can't talk.
00:26:39He said, I know you can't talk.
00:26:41Why is the weather so cold?
00:26:43I said, I can't talk.
00:26:45He said, I'm not going to say anything.
00:26:47I said, why is the weather so cold?
00:26:49He said, I don't know.
00:26:51He said, why is it raining?
00:26:53I got angry and said,
00:26:55what does it have to do with me?
00:26:57Am I the one in charge?
00:26:59He said, you can talk.
00:27:01I said, when is it going to stop raining?
00:27:03I took him to the airport.
00:27:05I pulled out his tooth.
00:27:07I gave him his hand.
00:27:09I told him to pull out his tooth.
00:27:11I told him to pull out his tooth.
00:27:14I wish you couldn't talk here either.
00:27:20I went to the Center for Rare Diseases.
00:27:23They told me to get a colonoscopy.
00:27:26I went to the center.
00:27:29I went to the center.
00:27:31Colonoscopy, endoscopy.
00:27:33Colonoscopy, endoscopy.
00:27:35Colonoscopy, endoscopy.
00:27:37Friends, I've never walked like this before.
00:27:40I used to walk much worse than this.
00:27:43I used to walk like this.
00:27:45So you see, colonoscopy isn't always bad.
00:27:49Sometimes, it can be good.
00:27:51So don't be afraid of it.
00:27:53I hope you don't have it.
00:27:55Why is this notebook here?
00:27:59Well, this problem is solved.
00:28:03Sir, I want to go and fill up my car.
00:28:05Call me.
00:28:07Give me the phone.
00:28:15Another topic is about the self-disease,
00:28:17which is called Atrophy.
00:28:19For example, I had a friend named Parviz.
00:28:21He believed that all diseases
00:28:23can be cured with grape juice.
00:28:29I mean grape juice.
00:28:31I say grape juice,
00:28:33you say grape juice.
00:28:37When he found out that my liver was cirrhotic,
00:28:39I was upset.
00:28:41He said, idiot,
00:28:43do you know how many diseases garlic can cure?
00:28:45And he put a piece of garlic on top of it.
00:28:47And because of over-garlic, he died.
00:28:51I didn't accept any of his funerals.
00:28:53We had to bury him in the desert.
00:28:55And to preserve the environment,
00:28:57we had to put some wild animals
00:28:59in his grave.
00:29:07Another topic was ICU.
00:29:09I was unconscious in the ICU for a while.
00:29:13I was unconscious in the ICU one day
00:29:15and a mother came up to me.
00:29:17She said, honey,
00:29:19honey,
00:29:21honey, get up.
00:29:23Honey, get up.
00:29:25When I got up, I said,
00:29:27I can't get up because I'm not a honeybee.
00:29:29Mother, please don't do this
00:29:31so that I don't wake up.
00:29:39Another thing that was very interesting
00:29:41for me in the ICU
00:29:43was my fellow ICU staff.
00:29:45For example,
00:29:47there was an elderly man
00:29:49on the next bed
00:29:51who was unconscious every morning.
00:29:53He would wake up at 9 a.m.,
00:29:55take off his blanket,
00:29:57and become unconscious again.
00:29:59The elderly man
00:30:01on the next bed
00:30:03would throw up in his bed.
00:30:05There was an elderly man
00:30:07who was lying on his back
00:30:09reading a newspaper.
00:30:11Then I would say to the staff,
00:30:13I think he's a good guy.
00:30:15Why don't you praise him?
00:30:17They would say,
00:30:19he's the cultural part of the ICU.
00:30:23An elderly man
00:30:25on the other side
00:30:27was selling newspapers.
00:30:29I would say,
00:30:31he's a good guy.
00:30:33Why don't you praise him?
00:30:35They would say,
00:30:37he's the media part of the ICU.
00:30:39Friends,
00:30:41in the ICU,
00:30:43we had medical poverty,
00:30:45but we didn't have
00:30:47cultural poverty.
00:30:53Therefore,
00:30:55we shouldn't have
00:30:57cultural poverty in the ICU.
00:31:03Well,
00:31:05this problem is solved.
00:31:07The last point is
00:31:09Friends,
00:31:11the value of life
00:31:13is more important than the length of life.
00:31:15No, let me finish.
00:31:17The depth of life
00:31:19is more important than the length of life.
00:31:21No, wait.
00:31:23Is the depth more important or the value?
00:31:27Whose length is this?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:41The only thing I know
00:31:43is that the motivation of survival
00:31:45is more important than anything else.
00:31:47The motivation of survival
00:31:49is more important
00:31:51than power,
00:31:53body,
00:31:55money,
00:31:57and everything else.
00:31:59Thank you very much.
00:32:01The End
00:32:09Mr. Hedayati,
00:32:11Mr. Vasheghani,
00:32:13don't you think
00:32:15women are more important
00:32:17than anything else?
00:32:19No,
00:32:21I don't think so.
00:32:23I don't think so.
00:32:25I don't think so.
00:32:27I don't think so.
00:32:29I don't think so.
00:32:31I don't think so.
00:32:33I don't think so.
00:32:35I don't think so.
00:32:37I think
00:32:39Mr. Naderi
00:32:41is more important.
00:32:43Mr. Hedayati,
00:32:45I didn't get convinced yet.
00:32:47No, no.
00:32:49I just want to say
00:32:51why didn't I say it first?
00:32:53I hope you will say it next time.
00:32:55No, no, no.
00:32:57I'm sorry.
00:32:59Next time?
00:33:01Yes, yes.
00:33:03I'm a big man.
00:33:05I'm a big man.
00:33:07Next time.
00:33:09Enough of talking about
00:33:11the social issues.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:15Oh, my feet.
00:33:17I'm going to die.
00:33:19I didn't listen to
00:33:21three more stars
00:33:23because of the
00:33:25inappropriate music selection.
00:33:27I've been following
00:33:29your journey
00:33:31from the beginning
00:33:33to the end.
00:33:35I believe that
00:33:37both of you are very capable,
00:33:39very talented,
00:33:41sweet and funny.
00:33:43Mr. Mustafa,
00:33:45I liked you
00:33:47more this time.
00:33:49And you were lucky
00:33:51that your disease was not
00:33:53Bistocin, thank you.
00:33:55Mustafa, where was
00:33:57that colonoscopy?
00:33:59Because I have to do
00:34:01endoscopy and colonoscopy
00:34:03at the same time.
00:34:05Maybe I can get out
00:34:07of this situation.
00:34:09It's difficult.
00:34:11His words always
00:34:13not only make our mind
00:34:15but also our soul
00:34:17rest.
00:34:23As always,
00:34:25you chose an unusual topic
00:34:27with a lot of details
00:34:29and
00:34:31interesting body systems
00:34:33and enough curtains.
00:34:35I like your
00:34:37kind of comedy
00:34:39because you are far
00:34:41from the clichés
00:34:43of stand-up comedy.
00:34:45And you try to
00:34:47include scenes
00:34:49that are used less
00:34:51by other friends.
00:34:53But
00:34:55sometimes you reach
00:34:57to a repetition in a kind of comedy
00:34:59and that kind of comedy
00:35:01makes less audience.
00:35:03My suggestion to you is
00:35:05that if you were in a bad situation,
00:35:07try to get help
00:35:09from other kids.
00:35:11Let some people criticize you.
00:35:13I think those criticism
00:35:15make you find a better
00:35:17kind of people.
00:35:19You solved
00:35:21our problems
00:35:23in office.
00:35:25Not bad.
00:35:27You solved
00:35:29another problem.
00:35:33Excuse me, teacher.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:37You have a lot of jokes
00:35:39in your mind
00:35:41that you want to tell
00:35:43but you miss
00:35:45one or two sentences
00:35:47And it's a shame that you don't open it, you don't go inside it, you don't cover it, you don't pull out the milk, you have to do this.
00:35:56You have to...
00:35:56The milk of the finger.
00:35:57The milk of the...
00:35:59The milk of the joke.
00:36:00God knows, I've been in Mr. Vasheghani's car three times.
00:36:03When you chose the subject of an internet taxi, you could have had countless choices.
00:36:11Once, I had a passenger who, for reasons I can't explain, was in a...
00:36:16...unfathomable state.
00:36:20In my opinion, you finished it very quickly, and you had a lot of time to choose the subjects.
00:36:29Thank you very much, and once again, it was a difficult choice.
00:37:11And, according to the jury, one of our stand-up comedians has won this duel.
00:37:37The winner is none other than...
00:37:42...the one who, with the help of K-1, raises his hand completely.
00:37:50Let's see what the jury had to say.
00:38:07Let's see what the jury had to say.
00:38:37Let's see what the jury had to say.
00:39:07Thank God, I did it.
00:39:29I was happy to do it the way I wanted to.
00:39:35I was happy to be with Mostafa.
00:39:38Mostafa has a very nice personality.
00:39:41We heard a little bit of the duel.
00:39:44I hope you enjoyed it and laughed a lot.
00:39:49It's full of stories, excitement and new experiences.
00:39:57I'm very happy to be here.
00:41:04Every difficult task is unfamiliar to you and is like driving in the dark of the night.
00:41:12It is scary and you have no idea where the road is going to take you in that darkness.
00:41:23But don't worry.
00:41:26Your goal is like a light that illuminates your path.
00:41:32You have to take care of your goal.
00:41:36Remember that.
00:41:38Let's go to another fascinating duel.
00:41:46Two people will fight each other in this ring.
00:41:52The first person to come to the ring is...
00:42:00Ali Rahim Alipour!
00:42:30Ali Rahim Alipour!
00:42:34Ali Rahim Alipour!
00:42:38Ali Rahim Alipour!
00:42:42Ali Rahim Alipour!
00:42:45And the next person to fight is...
00:42:49Yusuf Kanani!
00:42:53Yusuf Kanani!
00:42:57Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:01Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:05Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:09Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:13Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:17Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:21Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:25Yusuf Kanani!
00:43:29Training
00:43:41Training
00:43:46Choose the logo or a ring for the one who...
00:43:53goes up and comes back down.
00:43:57Ringo or Logo?
00:44:00Always.
00:44:03Ringo.
00:44:04Ringo.
00:44:05Let's go to the selection.
00:44:10Ali Rahim Ali Poo!
00:44:37And with the sound of the bell, Ali Rahim Ali Poo begins.
00:44:47Today is my birthday.
00:44:49I said I would give you a gift.
00:44:53I said I would give you a gift.
00:44:56I said what is better than seeing Ali Rahim Ali Poo
00:45:00close up.
00:45:03God has given me 32 years.
00:45:06I have been looking for money for 31 years, 11 months, 29 days, 23 hours and 50 minutes.
00:45:1210 minutes left.
00:45:14I said what is better than seeing Ali Rahim Ali Poo
00:45:17close up.
00:45:22Then I thought to myself, I said I will gather some friends of mine
00:45:27and make a decision.
00:45:29I will do something with the money I have collected in these 32 years.
00:45:33I was thinking of accepting them.
00:45:36Half of my money was spent.
00:45:40I had a lot of money, but the price went down.
00:45:43I went to the bank with that money.
00:45:45I asked the bank to give me a car.
00:45:47They said with this money, you can't buy a car.
00:45:50I asked Nasir, did you sell your car?
00:45:53He said I don't want a car, I want a car.
00:45:57He said with this money, you can't buy a car.
00:46:01You can't even buy two wheels of Nasir's car.
00:46:09What a birth of Ali Rahim Ali Poo.
00:46:16Sir, who has one foot here?
00:46:19One foot.
00:46:21Do you have a problem with one foot?
00:46:25Who has two feet here?
00:46:27Who has three feet?
00:46:29Who has one foot?
00:46:31It doesn't really matter to me.
00:46:33I was a little short, so I wanted to save your time.
00:46:39One question.
00:46:40Is a driver's guide more important or a driver's office?
00:46:43A driver's university.
00:46:45I said this with a sense of humor.
00:46:52We were a family.
00:46:54He was my uncle, of course.
00:46:56He was my uncle.
00:46:57It was like this.
00:46:58It was very hot.
00:46:59It was very hot everywhere.
00:47:00The handrails were falling off.
00:47:01But there had never been a crime on the road.
00:47:03We said, don't you see the handrails?
00:47:05He said, no, I don't see them.
00:47:06We said, do you see the officer on the streetlights?
00:47:08Don't you see the handrails here?
00:47:11Look.
00:47:12The one who doesn't see is nothing.
00:47:14But the one who doesn't see himself,
00:47:16you can't see his nails.
00:47:19I had prepared them.
00:47:21Does anyone know what the subject of Yusuf's handrails is?
00:47:26Does anyone know?
00:47:29Does anyone know what the subject of his previous handrails was?
00:47:34Does anyone know?
00:47:35What did I say?
00:47:38I was talking about Nasir.
00:47:40His motorcycle.
00:47:41I said, sir, give me a minute.
00:47:43I want to think whether I want this motorcycle or not.
00:47:46He gave me a minute.
00:47:47And half of my money was lost.
00:47:49His handrails fell off.
00:47:50I said, sir, I'm tired.
00:47:51I want the motorcycle of Nasir.
00:47:53I got on the motorcycle of Nasir.
00:47:54He said, do you know how to ride a motorcycle?
00:47:56I said, yes, sir.
00:47:57He said, you're going the wrong way.
00:47:59The Bengali was impolite, but he was smart.
00:48:03He said, look, do whatever I say.
00:48:06You turn on the engine.
00:48:07You take the key.
00:48:08You put it in.
00:48:09You give one accelerator.
00:48:10You take the key.
00:48:11You put it in.
00:48:12You give two accelerators.
00:48:13You take the key.
00:48:14You put it in.
00:48:15You give three accelerators.
00:48:16You take the key.
00:48:17You want to brake.
00:48:18I was far away.
00:48:19I couldn't hear his voice.
00:48:20That's how I was going to the desert.
00:48:22Three accelerators.
00:48:23I didn't know more than that.
00:48:25I didn't even know how to brake.
00:48:27I saw someone raise his hand.
00:48:29Wow.
00:48:30Police.
00:48:31If you don't have a license, you make a mistake and you become a motorcyclist.
00:48:35I hit him.
00:48:36I didn't even see the police.
00:48:40Three accelerators.
00:48:41You want to escape.
00:48:44He said, three accelerators.
00:48:45Why do you want to escape?
00:48:46If the police don't arrest you for your license,
00:48:48they will arrest you because you're watching the whole time.
00:48:54One point.
00:48:56If he doesn't arrest me for my license, he will arrest me for being cautious.
00:49:02I remember a joke.
00:49:03We said, three accelerators.
00:49:04Three accelerators.
00:49:05It was like this.
00:49:06You know, they hit themselves in their sleep.
00:49:09An American who hits himself in his sleep can't wake up with three accelerators.
00:49:13No.
00:49:14It wasn't a joke.
00:49:16An American who sleeps with three...
00:49:17No.
00:49:18Forget it.
00:49:19Forget it.
00:49:22Forget it.
00:49:24They put these cameras in the car.
00:49:26It's a crime.
00:49:27My friend is stressed.
00:49:28One day, we were in a hurry.
00:49:30He said, don't hit me with the camera.
00:49:32I said, are you crazy?
00:49:35He said, I saw the camera and I was scared.
00:49:37I said, it's a store camera.
00:49:40It can't hit me.
00:49:41I was watching TV one day.
00:49:43I was watching a show.
00:49:45The director said,
00:49:47tell the accelerators to slow down.
00:49:49We don't have anything to do with the burnouts.
00:49:52We're the ones running away from them.
00:49:54The police are arresting them.
00:49:56My friend was an accelerator.
00:49:58He was running away from the police.
00:50:01He was chasing the police.
00:50:03He was chasing the police.
00:50:05He was chasing the police.
00:50:07I had to stop him.
00:50:11My friend,
00:50:12Yusuf goes to that store.
00:50:14He comes to this store.
00:50:16He's competing.
00:50:18He's trying to be funny.
00:50:20He's trying to be funny.
00:50:22He's testing his jokes.
00:50:24He's trying to be funny.
00:50:26Let him go.
00:50:27He's not in the competition yet.
00:50:30We were walking like this.
00:50:32I looked at him.
00:50:33He's not a policeman.
00:50:34He's my friend.
00:50:35My friend said,
00:50:36Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali, Ali.
00:50:38He was running away again.
00:50:42This is my friend.
00:50:44He was taking the anatomy of a person under the table.
00:50:48He was laughing at the theory of evolution.
00:50:51He was 2.5 meters tall.
00:50:53But he was 2 meters shorter.
00:50:55He was half a meter taller.
00:50:57He took two steps to me.
00:50:59He said,
00:51:00God, send us home.
00:51:02I said,
00:51:03You took two steps to me.
00:51:05You'll get home in two steps.
00:51:07You don't need me.
00:51:08You're 2.5 meters tall.
00:51:10Why do you want to send us home?
00:51:12He said,
00:51:13No, this is my little brother.
00:51:15I said,
00:51:16Where's your little brother?
00:51:18I saw a big stone coming out of a small stone.
00:51:23I said,
00:51:24I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
00:51:28Maybe my path is in the grave.
00:51:32He said,
00:51:33I know how to ride a motorcycle.
00:51:35Sit behind me.
00:51:36His brother is sitting.
00:51:38We were on the park.
00:51:40I said,
00:51:41My path is in the grave.
00:51:43We were on the path.
00:51:45He was moving.
00:51:46I thought he was half a meter taller.
00:51:48He doesn't even look behind me.
00:51:51He sat in front of me.
00:51:53He said,
00:51:54My brother said,
00:51:55He turned left.
00:51:56He turned left.
00:51:57He said,
00:51:58He was right in front of you.
00:51:59He turned right.
00:52:00I went the right way.
00:52:02We went from the right to the left.
00:52:04Remember,
00:52:05My movements are short.
00:52:08This dear friend's movement is long.
00:52:14And that's how we got here.
00:52:17The first performance,
00:52:18everyone understood my name.
00:52:20I still can't pronounce your name correctly.
00:52:25Yeah, our officer was like,
00:52:26should he roll or save to catch us?
00:52:28And then there was a collision in this corridor.
00:52:30And then there was a chain collision around the square.
00:52:32And then you saw,
00:52:33when a collision happens,
00:52:34everyone gives their badges to the back,
00:52:35gives to the back, gives to the back.
00:52:36And then it was like this,
00:52:37that we understood that he took the front and the back.
00:52:39We returned the badges again,
00:52:40returned, returned, returned.
00:52:43In short, the badges returned to us,
00:52:45and we all left.
00:52:46Yeah, but...
00:52:51Sir, I hope you don't underestimate the ability of these motorcyclists.
00:52:56I'm telling you,
00:52:57if you put them in charge of the ambulance,
00:52:58in charge of the fire department,
00:52:59look at them,
00:53:00there will be less theft,
00:53:04there will be less crime,
00:53:06and I want to know who can stop them.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:15Look, we don't let a lot of people pass.
00:53:17You saw on the street,
00:53:18we're not very behind.
00:53:19But, for example,
00:53:20on the street,
00:53:21when we see an officer,
00:53:22everyone is like,
00:53:23officer, officer,
00:53:24brother, police, officer,
00:53:25what are you doing?
00:53:28We're so behind each other on the streets,
00:53:31I swear to God,
00:53:32if we were behind each other before the Iran-Hanjrati game,
00:53:34we would have lost again.
00:53:35I hope so.
00:53:40Now you will learn my name,
00:53:41God willing,
00:53:42after this stand-up.
00:53:43You will also learn how to park in this stand-up.
00:53:46You will also learn math.
00:53:47We didn't go for 10 rounds.
00:53:49We went for 7 rounds.
00:53:51Sir,
00:53:52we were behind each other,
00:53:53we were going,
00:53:55and I don't know what happened,
00:53:56this brother took his medicine,
00:53:58the first three shots,
00:54:00he took all the oxygen.
00:54:06I was like a fish,
00:54:07I was saying,
00:54:08I'm sorry.
00:54:11Sir,
00:54:12he took the medicine,
00:54:13he took the medicine,
00:54:14we were in a hurry.
00:54:18Everything went haywire.
00:54:20I said,
00:54:21you buried us.
00:54:25He said,
00:54:26no,
00:54:27Ali,
00:54:28Rahim,
00:54:29Ali.
00:54:31You're so old-fashioned.
00:54:34Sir,
00:54:35I hit the ground,
00:54:36my friend hit the ground next to me,
00:54:38his brother hit the ground with him.
00:54:41It was a point.
00:54:43I heard with my own ears,
00:54:44the engine that had been released from this pressure,
00:54:47he was singing,
00:54:48he opened his mouth,
00:54:49I was free,
00:54:50I was happy,
00:54:51no, no,
00:54:52freedom is everyone's fate.
00:54:56We opened our eyes,
00:54:57we saw that we were in the hospital.
00:54:59We saw that in the hospital,
00:55:00they put their names on a piece of paper,
00:55:01they tied my hands,
00:55:03I couldn't say my name,
00:55:04they tied it around my waist.
00:55:06Ali,
00:55:07Rahim,
00:55:08Ali,
00:55:09you're so old-fashioned.
00:55:10It was a tragedy,
00:55:11the doctor said,
00:55:13Ali,
00:55:14stand-up comedy is also a bit old-fashioned.
00:55:20Sir,
00:55:21it was a tragedy,
00:55:22it's a bad thing,
00:55:23you all know this.
00:55:24The first time I had an accident,
00:55:25it was with a taxi.
00:55:26The taxi driver said,
00:55:27what kind of driving is this?
00:55:28I said,
00:55:29it's not a car.
00:55:30He said,
00:55:31I say the same thing.
00:55:32I said,
00:55:33you're cheating,
00:55:34at least give us an apology.
00:55:35You're young,
00:55:36you're 30,
00:55:37when did you turn 30?
00:55:39Once,
00:55:40my friend and I,
00:55:41we were on the street,
00:55:42and he had heard that
00:55:43you have to step on the gas
00:55:44instead of holding the handbrake.
00:55:45I reached the gas station,
00:55:46I didn't go to Rahim's place.
00:55:47I took the handbrake,
00:55:48and he reached me.
00:55:49Look,
00:55:50from the gas station,
00:55:51he waved at me,
00:55:52he went to a cat,
00:55:53he waved at my aunt,
00:55:54he came back,
00:55:55he waved in front of me.
00:55:56He went that way,
00:55:57then we were looking at each other
00:55:58in his face,
00:55:59and he said,
00:56:00I did a good job.
00:56:03Then I wanted to learn
00:56:04how to ride a motorcycle.
00:56:05For a while,
00:56:06I sat behind the motorcycle.
00:56:07Then the motorcycle
00:56:08started moving,
00:56:09I thought it was a pedestrian,
00:56:10I asked him,
00:56:11did you hit a pedestrian?
00:56:12Did you hit a pedestrian?
00:56:13Wait for a few seconds.
00:56:14I went to take a look
00:56:15at the motorcycle.
00:56:17I went to take a look
00:56:18at the motorcycle.
00:56:19The officer told me,
00:56:20look,
00:56:21I hope these people
00:56:22come back soon.
00:56:23I came back quickly,
00:56:24and he said,
00:56:25this time,
00:56:26ride a motorcycle.
00:56:30In the morning,
00:56:31it's not important
00:56:32to stand up
00:56:33for your health.
00:56:34It's not important
00:56:35to stand up for jokes.
00:56:36He hits me,
00:56:37let go of this,
00:56:38let go of that.
00:56:39It was a tragedy
00:56:40at the time
00:56:41when the doctor
00:56:42came to visit.
00:56:43Bah, Bah,
00:56:44Mr. Ali,
00:56:45Rahim Ali,
00:56:46full of tears,
00:56:47I said,
00:56:48no, sir,
00:56:49I didn't die completely,
00:56:50I didn't die on my back.
00:56:51I'm in tears.
00:56:52Doctor,
00:56:53is my friend
00:56:54doing well?
00:56:55He said,
00:56:56he's in a very bad condition.
00:56:57He was on the bed,
00:56:58his legs were broken,
00:56:59he was stuck
00:57:00on the pavement.
00:57:01It was all his legs.
00:57:02Then his legs were bleeding
00:57:03so much,
00:57:04he said,
00:57:05he lost blood.
00:57:06I said,
00:57:07the blood group
00:57:08is negative,
00:57:09I can give him blood.
00:57:10He said,
00:57:11your blood group
00:57:12is negative,
00:57:13you can give blood
00:57:14to everyone.
00:57:15Sir,
00:57:16we really had
00:57:17blood in the hospital.
00:57:18We gave blood
00:57:19to everyone.
00:57:20The patient
00:57:21was in a bad condition.
00:57:22The patient
00:57:23was in an accident.
00:57:24So much blood
00:57:25was taken from me,
00:57:26I wasn't
00:57:27Ali Rahim Ali
00:57:28full of tears
00:57:29anymore.
00:57:30I was
00:57:31Ali Rahim Ali
00:57:32full of tears
00:57:33in the sea
00:57:34in Urumia.
00:57:35I said,
00:57:36sir,
00:57:37they were
00:57:38using me
00:57:39as a blood transfusion
00:57:40station.
00:57:41The doctor
00:57:42came again
00:57:43and said,
00:57:44how are you now?
00:57:45I said,
00:57:46Ali Rahim Ali
00:57:47full of tears.
00:57:48He said,
00:57:49sir,
00:57:50you are making
00:57:51fun of me.
00:57:52You know
00:57:53my last family
00:57:54is full of tears.
00:57:55You are making
00:57:56fun of me
00:57:57just like
00:57:58your colleagues
00:57:59are making fun of you.
00:58:00He said,
00:58:01no,
00:58:02believe me,
00:58:03they are not
00:58:04making fun of me.
00:58:05Imagine,
00:58:06they say,
00:58:07ding,
00:58:08ding,
00:58:09ding,
00:58:10Mr.
00:58:11Ali Rahim Ali
00:58:12full of tears.
00:58:13Goodbye.
00:58:14He said,
00:58:15sir,
00:58:16you are making
00:58:17fun of me.
00:58:18He said,
00:58:19no,
00:58:20my shift is over.
00:58:21Their shift
00:58:22is also over.
00:58:23Ali,
00:58:24give us
00:58:25a blood transfusion.
00:58:26Do you know
00:58:27how many percent
00:58:28of accidents
00:58:29in Iran
00:58:30are caused
00:58:31by smoking?
00:58:32I don't know
00:58:33either.
00:58:34In Iran,
00:58:35in English,
00:58:36they say,
00:58:37smoke
00:58:38is on the right
00:58:39side.
00:58:40Do you know
00:58:41how many percent
00:58:42of accidents
00:58:43in Iran
00:58:44are caused
00:58:45by smoking?
00:58:4687 percent.
00:58:47This is a global
00:58:48fact.
00:58:49In Iran,
00:58:50they don't say
00:58:51that you shouldn't
00:58:52smoke.
00:58:53In English,
00:58:54smoke
00:58:55is on the right
00:58:56side.
00:58:57In Iran,
00:58:58it is on the left
00:58:59side.
00:59:00The number
00:59:01of accidents
00:59:02in Iran
00:59:03is much
00:59:04higher
00:59:05than
00:59:06the number
00:59:07of accidents
00:59:08in the world.
00:59:09Do you know
00:59:10how many percent
00:59:11of accidents
00:59:12in Iran
00:59:13are caused
00:59:14by smoking?
00:59:15I don't know
00:59:16either.
00:59:17You should
00:59:18work on
00:59:19this.
00:59:20But
00:59:21the good thing
00:59:22about
00:59:23cars is
00:59:24that they
00:59:25don't
00:59:26need
00:59:27an
00:59:28engineer
00:59:29for
00:59:303 years.
00:59:31They
00:59:32don't
00:59:33need
00:59:34an
00:59:35engineer
00:59:36for
00:59:373 years.
00:59:38They
00:59:39don't
00:59:40need
00:59:41an
00:59:42engineer
00:59:43for
00:59:443 years.
00:59:45They
00:59:46don't
00:59:47need
00:59:48an
00:59:49engineer
00:59:50for
00:59:513 years.
00:59:52They
00:59:53don't
00:59:54need
00:59:55an
00:59:56engineer
00:59:57for
00:59:583 years.
00:59:59They
01:00:00don't
01:00:01need
01:00:02an
01:00:03engineer
01:00:04for
01:00:053 years.
01:00:06They
01:00:07don't
01:00:08need
01:00:09an
01:00:10engineer
01:00:11for
01:00:123 years.
01:00:13They
01:00:14don't
01:00:15need
01:00:16an
01:00:17engineer
01:00:18for
01:00:193 years.
01:00:20They
01:00:21don't
01:00:22need
01:00:23an
01:00:24engineer
01:00:25for
01:00:263 years.
01:00:27They
01:00:28don't
01:00:29need
01:00:30an
01:00:31engineer
01:00:32for
01:00:333 years.
01:00:34They
01:00:35don't
01:00:36need
01:00:37an
01:00:38engineer
01:00:39for
01:00:403 years.
01:00:41They
01:00:42don't
01:00:43need
01:00:44an
01:00:45engineer
01:00:46for
01:00:473 years.
01:00:48They
01:00:49don't
01:00:50need
01:00:51an
01:00:52engineer
01:00:53for
01:00:543 years.
01:00:55They
01:00:56don't
01:00:57need
01:00:58an
01:00:59engineer
01:01:00for
01:01:013 years.
01:01:02They
01:01:03don't
01:01:04need
01:01:05an
01:01:06engineer
01:01:07for
01:01:083 years.
01:01:09They
01:01:10don't
01:01:11need
01:01:12an
01:01:13engineer
01:01:14for
01:01:153 years.
01:01:16They
01:01:17don't
01:01:18need
01:01:19an
01:01:20engineer
01:01:21for
01:01:223 years.
01:01:23They
01:01:24don't
01:01:25need
01:01:26an
01:01:27engineer
01:01:28for
01:01:293 years.
01:01:30They
01:01:31don't
01:01:32need
01:01:34an
01:01:35engineer
01:01:36for
01:01:373 years.
01:01:38They
01:01:39don't
01:01:40need
01:01:41an
01:01:42engineer
01:01:43for
01:01:443 years.
01:01:45They
01:01:46don't
01:01:47need
01:01:48an
01:01:49engineer
01:01:50for
01:01:513 years.
01:01:52I
01:01:53want to
01:01:54thank
01:01:55two
01:01:56people.
01:01:57I have a question. Why do people always chase after the bride and the groom after the wedding?
01:02:02You chase after everyone, but not the groom.
01:02:05It's a waste of money.
01:02:07It's a waste of money.
01:02:12These officers in Iran, thank God, don't have a hard time.
01:02:14I was their colleague for a while. I was a police colleague. You can forget about that.
01:02:18But I had such a hard time that I would go to my father's house and hide his stuff.
01:02:22I didn't have anything, so I hid it.
01:02:24You see, in Iran, thank God, officers have a hard time.
01:02:27Thank you for saying it's hard.
01:02:28Officers have a very hard time.
01:02:30For example, the other day, when I was going out with my friends,
01:02:32he said, let's go to this YouTube channel.
01:02:33Now I'm going to name them so that there's no advertising.
01:02:39But I'll give you a hint.
01:02:41It was like this.
01:02:42He would go to Tayyafdabad and go to Bazaar-e-Mod.
01:02:44Bazaar-e-Mod doesn't need any advertising.
01:02:49I wrote a poem for you.
01:02:55He said, let's go this way.
01:02:57I said, why?
01:02:58He said, we don't have anything to do here.
01:03:00Look, we really don't have anything to do here.
01:03:02We really left.
01:03:03That's it.
01:03:04I won't take any more of your time.
01:03:05I'm sorry.
01:03:08That's it.
01:03:24That's it.
01:03:39Mr. Hedayati.
01:03:42How was it?
01:03:43I don't have much to say.
01:03:45I just have to say that your stand-up was excellent.
01:03:51And don't get tired.
01:03:59Mrs. Sarkar.
01:04:01It was terrific.
01:04:04And...
01:04:06Yusuf, every time you do something,
01:04:09even though I've always liked your narrative style,
01:04:12I always get confused.
01:04:14Who has two legs here?
01:04:16Who has three legs?
01:04:17Who has legs?
01:04:18Actually, it doesn't matter to me.
01:04:20I mean, it was short, so I wanted to save your time.
01:04:25And then we realized that he was holding a stick in front of him.
01:04:28So we went back to where we were.
01:04:32I'm very happy that you have your own narrative style.
01:04:37And you're slowly finding your own signature.
01:04:40And Mr. Rahim Alipour, I congratulate you
01:04:44because this was one of the best performances I've ever seen from you.
01:04:48I said, what's better than seeing Ali Rahim Alipour and Lashkar Jani up close?
01:04:55He said, do you know how to ride a motorcycle?
01:04:57I said, yes.
01:04:58He said, you're going the wrong way.
01:05:00He was an impolite Bunga, but he was smart.
01:05:06And you were much more polite and polite.
01:05:10And I really enjoyed both of your performances.
01:05:13It just got really hard for us.
01:05:16Let's see what we can do with just the two of you.
01:05:19Friends, thank you.
01:05:26Let's go to the audience.
01:05:32And let's make it clear who was able to catch the audience's attention in this duel.
01:05:42He will go to the finals.
01:05:45Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:15Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:17Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:19Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:21Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:23Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:25Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:27Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:29Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:31Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:33Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:35Oh, it's so hard.
01:06:39A very interesting duel that made it very difficult for the audience.
01:06:45But one person must leave this ring.
01:06:53That one person is none other than...
01:07:00the one who is in the hands of Kayvan.
01:07:05Let's see who Kayvan has chosen.
01:07:22Let's go to the finals.
01:07:52Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:53Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:54Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:55Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:56Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:57Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:58Oh, it's so hard.
01:07:59Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:00Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:01Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:02Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:03Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:04Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:05Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:06Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:07Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:08Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:09Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:10Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:11Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:12Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:13Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:14Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:15Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:16Oh, it's so hard.
01:08:38Thank God, it was a good race, Ali was very happy with me and I hope he is happy with Ali as well.
01:08:45I was a little tired, I hope I can catch up with him in the next round.
01:08:50He was crazy, I hope he can make it to the final.
01:08:53It was a good race, I mean it was my fault, not that it was a good race.
01:08:57But I tried my best, the races are really hard.
01:09:01Yusuf was so good, Pedro was also good in the previous races.
01:09:05A lot of races are really hard.
01:09:08I hope I can make it to the final.
01:09:11I mean, maybe I won't make it.
01:09:14It's better if I don't make it, because the guys are very strong.
01:09:17My muscles are also getting tired, we have to make it.
01:09:21We have to try to strengthen the muscles.
01:09:24It's a very hard situation.
01:09:26It was an amazing experience, I never thought I would be able to do two races in one day.
01:09:31They all gave me a lot of opportunities.
01:09:35The pressure they put on me, and the support from everyone,
01:09:39Ali, Mustafa, the rest of the guys, Arif, everyone,
01:09:43they really helped me a lot.
01:09:45I'm very happy.
01:09:47All of you.
01:10:02Iran's furniture market is in full swing.
01:10:0620 Peugeot 206 machines will be presented to the winners.
01:10:13With every 5 million tomans purchased,
01:10:16you will have a chance to win a big prize in the furniture market.
01:10:25Sometimes, a defeat doesn't mean that you were weak.
01:10:31Or that you didn't have a powerful fight.
01:10:35Maybe it means that you entered the wrong battlefield,
01:10:41and you were defeated by the wrong opponent.
01:10:46Maybe you even chose the wrong goal.
01:10:49Sometimes, a wrong goal leads you to the right goal.
01:10:57And it leads you to the goal that God has chosen for you.
01:11:03Because you looked at us with your precious eyes.
01:11:08For us, it is a great honor,
01:11:12which is our right goal.
01:11:16We have reached the end.
01:11:20So, good night, Ringo!
01:11:26Thank you!

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