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  • 5/18/2025
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00:00:00In the 4th round, 8 players continue the Ringo duels.
00:00:06The duels are more attractive and the competitions are more difficult.
00:00:10We hope you enjoy watching them, laugh and support us.
00:00:17And the winner of this round is Mr. Abdul Abbas Zubedian from Uzbekistan,
00:00:24who won a Peugeot 206 Sorme-i-Rang workshop with the purchase of Iranian furniture.
00:00:32Congratulations to him.
00:00:34Hello, I am Abdul Abbas Zubedian.
00:00:37I and my wife are very happy to be the winner of the Iranian furniture market.
00:00:41I bought the furniture from Wastan Furniture Store.
00:00:44I was satisfied with the quality of the furniture and the food.
00:00:48I would like to thank the sellers and the Iranian furniture market for their generous support.
00:00:56Thank you very much.
00:00:58To watch the duels, visit the website of the Iranian furniture market.
00:01:04Also, if you are good at stand-up comedy, follow the Ringo page.
00:01:09You will find interesting scenes and videos behind the scenes.
00:01:16You may be the next person to dance and be seen on this ring.
00:01:46Thank you very much.
00:02:16Thank you very much.
00:02:46Thank you very much.
00:03:05It is always someone who succeeds who has no importance for him.
00:03:11In the middle of the road, people throw stones in front of his feet.
00:03:16Their goal is to make him regret continuing to fight.
00:03:21It is always someone who wins who does not allow hopelessness and hopeless people
00:03:28to get in his way and cause victory in their lives.
00:03:36It is always someone who can benefit from the results of daily battles.
00:03:45He has no fear of defeat and failure.
00:03:53Welcome to Ringo.
00:03:57Thank you very much.
00:04:27Thank you very much.
00:05:28Mr. Mohammad Reza Hedayati, how are you?
00:05:44How are you?
00:05:45Durood, dear Mr. Vasheghani,
00:05:48the situation is getting closer to the sensitive moments of Ringoi.
00:05:54Let's go and see what is cooking for our dear Ringoi friends.
00:05:59Wow!
00:06:00Mr. and Mrs. Davood Nejad, Durood to you.
00:06:04Durood Parvardegar to you and to you and to you and to you.
00:06:10Dear Mr. Vasheghani,
00:06:12I hope we have been able to connect the hearts of happy and peaceful people
00:06:17through this program,
00:06:21no matter how far or how close.
00:06:32Absolutely.
00:06:38And Mohammad Naderi to you.
00:06:40Hello, how are you Majid?
00:06:42I'm fine.
00:06:44I would like to play a page for Mrs. Davood Nejad
00:06:48called,
00:06:50The Lovers of Vale.
00:06:53Oh!
00:06:54Yes.
00:06:55No, it's not called The Lovers of Vale.
00:06:58You should play, The Goulwashes of Vale.
00:07:00The Goulwashes of Vale.
00:07:01I didn't want to go like this.
00:07:03They went to the Goulwashes themselves.
00:07:09The Goulwashes of Vale.
00:07:11The Goulwashes of Vale.
00:07:12I want Ragibari to follow.
00:07:19And no matter what,
00:07:20It will catch.
00:07:21It will catch.
00:07:23No matter what,
00:07:24I wrote a poem about Mrs. Davood Nejad
00:07:28and I learned it from her Goulwashes.
00:07:32I will leave it there.
00:07:33Please like, comment and share.
00:07:38I hope that outside of Mrs. Vale
00:07:42and the Lovers of Vale,
00:07:45we will see a beautiful place.
00:07:47We are sincere.
00:07:55The Lovers of Vale
00:08:00I must say that
00:08:02until we don't cross the depth of our sorrows
00:08:06and leave them behind
00:08:09we will stay away from the goal
00:08:11that your heart wants.
00:08:14Until you don't tolerate the dark night
00:08:18the morning light won't fall on you
00:08:22and you won't be able to reach the dream
00:08:26that is the priority of your life
00:08:29under the pain of the world's powerful people.
00:08:41Let's go to a fascinating fight in Ringo.
00:08:48And the first one to step on this ring is
00:08:55Hasan Aziz Lari
00:09:18Hasan Aziz Lari
00:09:35And he is fighting with
00:09:39Mohammad Houshmand
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00:10:41Hasan and Mohammad will start this fascinating duel.
00:10:48We hope to see a fascinating and breathtaking fight.
00:10:54And the starter of this fight will be determined by a coin.
00:11:02The winner will be chosen by the logo or Ringo?
00:11:06Ringo
00:11:08Ringo
00:11:09Yes
00:11:10And the winner will be chosen by the logo.
00:11:14Let's go to the starter of this duel.
00:11:22Mohammad Houshmand
00:11:31Mohammad Houshmand
00:11:39And the starter of this duel will be determined by a coin.
00:11:48And the starter of this duel will be determined by a ring.
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00:22:05Ha ha ha but you don't know she never touched him. He's a robber. I'm gonna go for my food
00:22:09I'm Doris this one. I'm gonna go for a bad road. I wish I was Connie. Ma. Go ahead. Oh, I'm Kurok. I'm a
00:22:14Doris me go. Oh, I'm Kurok. He reached our village
00:22:17Yeah, I'm a machine. I'm here. I thought she's my boy. I'm let's do it. I'm a dog
00:22:20Yes, I'm sure I'll have some water machine should go bah bah omelette. I'm kick or Dean
00:22:25My son by you know Karina Durham. Oh, let's make it by Bahdur
00:22:31Yes, I am
00:22:33Come on man. Yeah, that's a parent is Boston. I'm a daddy. Oh, it's me. Come on. Tag. I say we do check that
00:22:41I mean Alan I can't eat
00:22:44To do that by now. I'm a man. I can't eat. So I'm gonna go to the hierarchy. I want to become a sad empty
00:22:49I'll suffer mandarin
00:22:51murder
00:22:53Tag I say we do check that. I'm a burger number. I'm sorry. I got bleep. No, I'm dead
00:22:57I
00:23:27My name is Dawood Nijad Dostaram
00:23:31I want to sing a nostalgic poem for you
00:23:35Baba's house has a big underfloor
00:23:40Baba's house has a big underfloor
00:23:45His underfloor is big and he has a lot of money
00:23:50He brings everything we need from his house
00:23:56Sticks, stones, chips, yogurt, milk, tea flasks
00:24:01Baba shouts in his sleep, where is your underfloor?
00:24:06Where is your underfloor?
00:24:10Thank you
00:24:14Video check in the youth center
00:24:16Dear, video check in the youth center even made me laugh, but it didn't make you laugh
00:24:20Oh
00:24:23Then some of our hand washing lamps burned
00:24:26Baba came, opened the refrigerator lamp and hit the hand washer
00:24:30It was like this, we wanted to go to the door of the hand wash, we opened the hand wash, the light turned on
00:24:34We went to the door of the hand wash, the light turned off
00:24:38That means
00:24:40That means we did our job from the memory
00:24:44Baba's memory is weak, once he made a mistake
00:24:50Shallah
00:24:53Then, Baba's memory is weak, once he made a mistake, he opened the hand wash lamp, the light turned on
00:24:58The light turned on was one of those lamps that you have to move to turn on
00:25:02That means it was like this, we were sitting in the hand wash, every two minutes we would stand up
00:25:06We would say hello to the technology and sit down again
00:25:12Then Baba's memory was special, that means he didn't give money for anything
00:25:17He just wanted to get a discount, that means he did everything to get a discount
00:25:21I went to buy some things with him
00:25:24It was there that I realized that my father is in the hospital
00:25:27He has collapsed
00:25:29And he is going to go to jail, I am also paralyzed
00:25:32I mean, at the moment I had to hit myself with a hammer
00:25:35All of these were just to buy a kilo of onions
00:25:39You think if a kilo of bananas
00:25:42Hit your hand or hit it or don't hit it, something happened
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:48Then, we had a group of guests, they wanted to buy bananas
00:25:52I went with them to see if they wanted to buy bananas or not
00:25:55The seller looked at me and said, weren't you paralyzed in the previous series?
00:25:59Baba came and picked it up and said, no, this small onion is good
00:26:04Then, the seller said, how did this small onion go away?
00:26:09This banana eater must be flying
00:26:12Either laugh or don't laugh, it's obvious
00:26:16Then Baba said, this has a series of diseases
00:26:19The previous series was paralyzed, now it's red
00:26:22For example, prove that it's red, I said okay
00:26:26Baba said, he came to pick it up and said, no, this banana opened its mouth
00:26:31Then the guy said, let's test it, what's your name? I said Hassan
00:26:35Then Baba said, it can only say okay and Hassan
00:26:38Let's test it, read a poem
00:26:40I said on this tide the Gah, Gah, Kach, Koh, Koh, Shh, Naga
00:26:44today's evening was supposed to be tomorrow, Nei Aga
00:26:47then Master said
00:26:48this is only Bahshe and Hassan
00:26:50and on this tide the Gah, Gah, Kach, Koh, Koh, Shah, Shehbad, Naga
00:26:53Who can tell us calling today's evening as Nei Aga
00:26:57I said to his son Mahmonth
00:26:58but Master said
00:26:59this is only Bahshe Hassan and Mahmond
00:27:01and on this tide the Gah, Gah, Kah, Koh, Koh, Kah, shahbad, Naga
00:27:04that today's evening was going to be tomorrow is Negi Aga
00:27:07And Mahmond can expect
00:27:08The shopkeeper said, no problem, how much discount do you want?
00:27:11The old man said, only 500 tomans.
00:27:13I said, only 500 tomans?
00:27:15The old man said, this is only Bashev and Hassan
00:27:17in this dargah that goes round and round and round
00:27:20and can only get 500 tomans.
00:27:24In short, we got the discount.
00:27:26Then the old man said goodbye and I said goodbye too.
00:27:29The shopkeeper said, did you see, did you see, this Lalis can speak?
00:27:31The old man said, this is Bashev and Hassan
00:27:34in this dargah that goes round and round and round
00:27:38The old man said, did you see, did you see, this Lalis can speak?
00:27:42The shopkeeper said, did you see, did you see, this Lalis can speak?
00:27:48That's all.
00:28:07A duel between Mohamed and Hassan, let's see what the judges have to say.
00:28:37Mr. Mohamed Reza Hedayati, what was it?
00:28:39Dear friends, don't get tired.
00:28:44If I give my opinion now, my opinion will be the same as before.
00:28:48It's better not to take the show's time.
00:28:50Why? Give us your opinion.
00:28:53I'm afraid that the judges will say no to what we want to say.
00:28:57In any case, it's clear that there are three of you.
00:29:00Yes.
00:29:01I say that he has a weak memory. He made a mistake once.
00:29:07Bravo!
00:29:10You made a remarkable move.
00:29:12You brought a bit of excitement and playfulness into the performance.
00:29:17You became comfortable. You became friends with the guys.
00:29:20You didn't know each other before.
00:29:22You became a little warmer on stage.
00:29:24I congratulate you. This is very good.
00:29:26Mr. Aziz, your previous performance was more lively.
00:29:29I don't know why you did it so lifelessly.
00:29:31When he realized that he was going to make a mistake,
00:29:34he raised his head and fell to the ground.
00:29:39Let me put it this way.
00:29:41You both disappointed me.
00:29:43I didn't expect this from you.
00:29:45You know, the most important thing in art is to know what we don't see.
00:29:54One of the things you should pay attention to is
00:29:59what you didn't see in yourself, in your text.
00:30:09But overall, don't be tired. Thank you very much.
00:30:15Thank you, dear.
00:30:18Mr. Davoud Nejad, Mr. Hedayati,
00:30:21they said that it's impossible for their opinion to be accepted.
00:30:26Not at all.
00:30:27Not at all.
00:30:28Very smart.
00:30:30It was very political.
00:30:32Yes, smart people are famous.
00:30:34It was very diplomatic.
00:30:36Did you say it was real or fake?
00:30:38It was real.
00:30:39I said it was real.
00:30:40You don't know what your opinion is going to be.
00:30:44Mr. Hedayati, I went to my dad's wardrobe to see if he had any cash.
00:30:47Because my dad doesn't like cash at all.
00:30:51Mr. Nejad.
00:30:55You don't have much cash either.
00:30:57Mr. Hedayati.
00:30:58It's really hard for us here.
00:31:02After working in Madan, the hardest job is to be a stand-up comedian.
00:31:09My grandfather.
00:31:10What about your grandfather?
00:31:12My grandfather.
00:31:13My father.
00:31:14My father.
00:31:15Come on, invest in the stock market.
00:31:17I bought the third share of Zehushmand.
00:31:19Zehushmand.
00:31:20Zehushmand.
00:31:23Every night in my dreams, I see you.
00:31:28This is the third share.
00:31:30We want to go down and be happy.
00:31:34Your father is not here.
00:31:39I wish you all the best.
00:31:41You had your own attractions in the past.
00:31:45But my expectations were a bit higher at this stage.
00:31:51I'm not going to give any more comments.
00:31:53I don't want to spoil which direction I'm looking at.
00:31:56Let me consult.
00:31:58And from now on, instead of Mojadaria's voice,
00:32:01Mojadaria himself will lead the show.
00:32:05Let's go to the consultation.
00:32:08And after that, the show will be announced.
00:32:15Mojadaria.
00:32:17Mojadaria.
00:32:19Mojadaria.
00:32:21Mojadaria.
00:32:23Mojadaria.
00:32:25Mojadaria.
00:32:27Mojadaria.
00:32:29Mojadaria.
00:32:31Mojadaria.
00:32:33Mojadaria.
00:32:35Mojadaria.
00:32:37Mojadaria.
00:32:39Mojadaria.
00:32:41Mojadaria.
00:32:43Mojadaria.
00:32:45Mojadaria.
00:32:47Mojadaria.
00:32:49Mojadaria.
00:32:51Mojadaria.
00:32:53Mojadaria.
00:32:55Mojadaria.
00:32:57Mojadaria.
00:32:59Mojadaria.
00:33:01Mojadaria.
00:33:03Mojadaria.
00:33:05Mojadaria.
00:33:07Mojadaria.
00:33:09Mojadaria.
00:33:11Mojadaria.
00:33:13Mojadaria.
00:33:15You have seen the duel of each two people.
00:33:17And the one who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely,
00:33:25is the winner of this duel.
00:33:29Let's go to the selection.
00:33:41Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:34:11Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:34:21Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:34:31Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:35:01Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:35:11Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:35:21Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:35:31Who will go to the side of any of his friends and win his hand completely?
00:35:41I don't know what happened tonight.
00:35:43I just lost my rhythm a little bit.
00:35:46That's it.
00:35:47I tried my best in all my performances.
00:35:50I really don't want to hurt my friends.
00:35:52I brought the creativity that was needed in every performance.
00:35:56I learned it from studying abroad.
00:35:58I learned acting.
00:36:00And I am grateful to my dear friends who paid attention to it.
00:36:03I really can't believe it.
00:36:05And I have to congratulate Hassan Aziz for his good performance and progress.
00:36:10I hope we all succeed in the future.
00:36:13Hassan is really a winner in my opinion.
00:37:11Iran's furniture market is the largest furniture and decoration center.
00:37:20If you have a goal that you want to achieve with every cell of your body,
00:37:28you have to try hard to achieve it.
00:37:32You have to go all the way to the end.
00:37:36You have to go all the way to the end.
00:37:40You have to fight with all the power that is in your skin and blood.
00:37:47This way, even if you lose, you will learn different ways
00:37:54and you will be able to reach your ultimate goal by getting rid of them.
00:38:01One more fighter in the ring.
00:38:04And the first one to enter the ring is...
00:38:12Mostafa Arshadi!
00:38:30Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:34Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:37Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:40Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:43Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:46Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:49Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:52Mostafa Arshadi
00:38:58And the next fighter is...
00:39:01Shervin Rahimzadeh!
00:39:31Shervin Rahimzadeh
00:39:45Shervin Rahimzadeh
00:39:52Shervin Rahimzadeh
00:39:55Mostafa Arshadi
00:39:58But the winner of this match will be decided by a coin.
00:40:17Ringo or Logo?
00:40:20I always choose Ringo.
00:40:22I asked you to look at me.
00:40:25Let's do something else.
00:40:29I always choose Logo.
00:40:32Let's go to a fascinating match.
00:40:38The winner is
00:40:43Mustafa!
00:40:54The winner is
00:40:58Mustafa!
00:41:09The match will start with the ringing of the bell.
00:41:18Me?
00:41:19No, I'm not.
00:41:22I'm the ruler of all of you.
00:41:28Who has ever done a pull-up?
00:41:31Don't put your pull-ups on the neck of a pull-up.
00:41:35Pull-ups are not pull-ups.
00:41:37You have to understand and touch the pull-ups.
00:41:40God doesn't allow anyone to do a pull-up.
00:41:42We did a pull-up once.
00:41:44The name of the owner was Mr. Hayahoui.
00:41:46Hayahoui is his family name.
00:41:48He was very sensitive to the sound.
00:41:50He kept turning left and right.
00:41:53I told him not to make any noise.
00:41:56He kept telling me not to make any noise.
00:41:58Once he called me and asked why I was making so much noise.
00:42:01I told him that we were not traveling at all.
00:42:03He told me not to make any noise when I came back.
00:42:10This is a polite gesture from me.
00:42:13But it doesn't matter.
00:42:15I'm still me.
00:42:18I bought a car for a quick break.
00:42:22I had a quick break after two years.
00:42:26I went to the car and asked him why he was making so much noise.
00:42:29I asked him why he was taking so long to give me a break.
00:42:32He said hello.
00:42:34He was a polite man.
00:42:36He had a show before.
00:42:38He said you are a stranger.
00:42:40You don't know anything.
00:42:42If we had given you a break then,
00:42:44a car would have been under your feet for two years.
00:42:47Now you have a car under your feet for three years.
00:42:53His words were logical.
00:42:55But his logic was not logical.
00:42:58Because a car doesn't count to zero.
00:43:00It was a Manfi 1015.
00:43:02I had been working on it for two years.
00:43:04It had just reached zero.
00:43:06When you don't have fun at work,
00:43:08that's how it feels.
00:43:10What do you do?
00:43:13I will die for you.
00:43:17When I took the car out of the garage,
00:43:19it had a strange color.
00:43:21I told him it was a coincidence.
00:43:23He said no.
00:43:24It had been in the parking lot for two years.
00:43:26I said oh my god.
00:43:27Now the next car is in the parking lot.
00:43:29It's a miracle.
00:43:31Then I took the car to the car wash.
00:43:33Speak softly.
00:43:35I will give you a joke.
00:43:37I took the car to the car wash.
00:43:39There was so much water in the car.
00:43:41I went to the car wash.
00:43:43I asked what the problem was.
00:43:45He said there was no guarantee
00:43:47that the water would go into the car.
00:43:49They knew the water would go into the car.
00:43:51But they took the car out of the garage.
00:43:53That was the only thing they did.
00:43:55When I take the car to the car wash,
00:43:57I leave it there for two days.
00:43:59Then I use it.
00:44:01That is also a kind of...
00:44:03I am out of breath.
00:44:05I have to finish this sentence.
00:44:07When I take the car to the car wash,
00:44:09I turn on the lights.
00:44:11I say,
00:44:13I am out of breath.
00:44:15I am out of breath.
00:44:21You are laughing so much,
00:44:23you can hear their voices.
00:44:27We had no problem with Mr. Hayahouy.
00:44:29Our main problem was the upper floor.
00:44:31They were making a lot of noise.
00:44:33But he is the son of the previous owner.
00:44:35We couldn't say anything to him.
00:44:37They were making a lot of noise every night.
00:44:39His head would fall down.
00:44:41I swear to God.
00:44:43Then there was a rule.
00:44:45We were allowed to enter the building.
00:44:47We were allowed to enter the building.
00:44:49Then his son came in.
00:44:51He was wearing a turban.
00:44:53I went to his house and said,
00:44:55your son is wearing a turban.
00:44:57Didn't you write here that
00:44:59you were allowed to enter the building?
00:45:01He said, why didn't you say it earlier?
00:45:03He was wearing a turban.
00:45:05Our rules are like this.
00:45:07He didn't have a turban.
00:45:09I said, now that you are doing this,
00:45:11I am going to bring a turban.
00:45:13I brought a turban to his house.
00:45:15Then he came in and said,
00:45:17why did you bring a turban?
00:45:19I said, your son is wearing a turban.
00:45:21He said, that turban is different from this one.
00:45:23I said, that turban is gone.
00:45:25He brought a new turban.
00:45:27I said, no, I can't bring this one.
00:45:29That's where I was wrong.
00:45:31You think that a turban is a part of a house?
00:45:33Ha ha ha!
00:45:35Ha ha ha!
00:45:37Guys, I am a little stressed.
00:45:39Because I feel that Mr. Zangi
00:45:41is a little shy with me.
00:45:43I mean, I am sure that
00:45:45if I say call him now, he won't call.
00:45:47Ding, ding, ding!
00:45:49Ha ha ha!
00:45:51This is what you call
00:45:53calling someone.
00:45:55Yes, this is how it is.
00:45:57There is no shame in this.
00:45:59What was our next problem with them?
00:46:01We had a lot of problems with our ancestors.
00:46:03For example, we used to hit four nails.
00:46:05Then he would come up.
00:46:07He said, why are you hitting so many nails?
00:46:09I said, I saw you hitting nails at night.
00:46:11He said, I am an old man.
00:46:13I hit four nails so that I can sleep better.
00:46:15Ha ha ha!
00:46:17Ha ha ha!
00:46:19Ha ha ha!
00:46:21I said, your son is also hitting nails.
00:46:23He said, he is young.
00:46:25He hits one nail so that he can sleep better.
00:46:27Ha ha ha!
00:46:29Ding, ding, ding!
00:46:31Mr. Zangi, don't play games.
00:46:33When I want to call someone,
00:46:35I tell him to call me.
00:46:37Yes, you are also playing games.
00:46:39Look at me. I am your opponent.
00:46:41I used to say this.
00:46:43Once, I was walking on the sidewalk.
00:46:45A wheel fell in front of me and hit my hand.
00:46:47At that moment, he declared independence
00:46:49and separated his path from us.
00:46:51Ha ha ha!
00:46:53I mean, me and three rubber bands went straight.
00:46:55The first wheel got stuck.
00:46:57I didn't mean a wheel, but a wheel.
00:46:59I mean a wheel, a ring, a valve, a torque, a pull-up bar.
00:47:02Of course, this pull-up bar is not for those of you
00:47:04who think it's a pull-up bar.
00:47:06It's a pull-up bar.
00:47:08But since the pull-up bar has a shape
00:47:10that the body language is not able to express,
00:47:12I will show you its pull-up bar.
00:47:14Ha ha ha!
00:47:16I mean, if the four wheels of the car
00:47:18were brothers,
00:47:20this wheel would have endured its independence
00:47:22and would have gone.
00:47:24Where is Yusuf?
00:47:26You may not believe this car,
00:47:28but it wasn't a Pride.
00:47:30But it was more Pride than any other Pride.
00:47:32In my opinion, it was a total Pride
00:47:34that would blow the senses out of this car.
00:47:37For example, if you put your finger
00:47:39on the roof of my car like this,
00:47:41it goes inside.
00:47:43Look how soft it is.
00:47:45I mean, the thickness of the metal sheet
00:47:47that was used for this car
00:47:49is as thick as the one
00:47:51that we wrap around a hen.
00:47:53Ha ha ha!
00:47:55If I were a driver,
00:47:57I would blame the Manny hats
00:47:59in this car.
00:48:01Because the only thing that is Manny
00:48:03in my car is on the rear window.
00:48:05It says,
00:48:07I am the mother's prayer.
00:48:09Ha ha ha!
00:48:11I realized that I can't live
00:48:13in their house.
00:48:15So I went to a neighbor's house.
00:48:17We entered the house
00:48:19and he said,
00:48:21I've been doing this for 40 years.
00:48:23So I said,
00:48:25I've been doing this for 40 years.
00:48:27So he said,
00:48:29I've been doing this for 40 years.
00:48:31So I said,
00:48:33I have a suitable place
00:48:35with your budget.
00:48:37So I said,
00:48:39I didn't even announce my budget.
00:48:41So he said,
00:48:43it's obvious that you don't have
00:48:45a budget.
00:48:47Ha ha ha!
00:48:49If you had a budget,
00:48:51I would have fixed it.
00:48:53But he said no.
00:48:55So I said,
00:48:57look your room,
00:48:59I would fix it.
00:49:01So I said,
00:49:03look your room,
00:49:05I would fix it.
00:49:07But he said,
00:49:09I've been doing this for 40 years.
00:49:11So I said,
00:49:13I did it again and again.
00:49:15Ha ha ha!
00:49:17Then he said
00:49:19We wanted to make a second floor, but here we have a fourth floor, so I said I'll make that one as well.
00:49:22I said, why are you telling me to make that one?
00:49:24These pipes are making a sound here, come and put your ear on it.
00:49:27He said, no, I made the pipes, they don't make a sound.
00:49:29I said, come and put your ear on it for a moment.
00:49:31He put his ear in the pipe.
00:49:33How did you hear?
00:49:35He put his ear in the pipe, I said, it makes a sound.
00:49:37He said, yes, I said, what sound?
00:49:39He said, it makes a sound like this, an echo-like sound.
00:49:41The sound of yeh yeh yeh yeh.
00:49:43Mo mo mo, jeh jeh jeh jeh.
00:49:45The sea, ya ya ya ya ya.
00:49:47I said, who's voice is this?
00:49:50He said, this is Mohammad Moushmandi, he's sitting on the last floor.
00:49:52I'll make his pipes one day.
00:49:57I wanted to say, go to the stand-up comedy class.
00:50:00I said, let's go to Mr. Zengi's class together, so we can respect each other.
00:50:03He's so between the subject and the action.
00:50:05I said, don't call me.
00:50:06I had it, I said it.
00:50:09Yes.
00:50:10I'll call a friend of mine, I'll drink some water.
00:50:12I'm in the middle of the subject and the action.
00:50:13Don't call me.
00:50:14I remember, it's a joke.
00:50:15No, I remember, I remember.
00:50:17I didn't write this on the glass.
00:50:19It was written on the workbench.
00:50:21So technically, I was the mother of the workbench.
00:50:27I remember, I laugh so much.
00:50:29If I remember, what will happen?
00:50:31I went to them, I said, they fixed it, they cleaned it.
00:50:34They wrote, shame on you.
00:50:35This is the mother's prayer.
00:50:38Of course, there's not much chance of an accident in my car.
00:50:41Because the speed of the car is not much at all.
00:50:44As much as it says in the dashboard in front of the number 3 to 100,
00:50:48it says, yes.
00:50:52I called them and said, what does yes mean?
00:50:54He said, it means that our car has managed to reach 100 kmph in one of your tests.
00:51:01Of course, it's good, because it's the devil's work.
00:51:05I'm the devil's son.
00:51:08Listen to this, I just remembered.
00:51:11Once I was driving, I got to the intersection, I was standing behind the red light.
00:51:16My car had a will that if you didn't accelerate, it would shut down.
00:51:19I was just working in this state.
00:51:21A foreign car came in front of me.
00:51:24Then he looked, I looked, he looked, I looked.
00:51:27He said, vrooom, vrooom.
00:51:30Then my car was silent, I couldn't open my eyes to start.
00:51:33I said, vrooom, vrooom.
00:51:37He said, vrooom, vrooom.
00:51:39I said, vrooom, vrooom.
00:51:41Then I hit the road and left.
00:51:43My car was silent.
00:51:44I drove so fast that I was able to break the speed record with that car.
00:51:50Then a worker called me.
00:51:52He said, thank you, we didn't even know that our car had this option and could go at this speed.
00:51:57He said, he spent 200 million on the car's price.
00:52:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:52:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:53:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:53:31ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:54:01ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:54:31ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:55:01I thought so much that I couldn't even think of a funny joke that would be suitable for the show.
00:55:07You can come up with some ideas about it.
00:55:10When the airbag opened, I died of laughter.
00:55:13I mean, I was so embarrassed that I couldn't even scream.
00:55:16But did you see how foreign car airbags explode?
00:55:21Do you know how this happened?
00:55:25Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:55:30Wolf!
00:55:32Sorry, unfortunately, the car's cap went erect at the end of the metal.
00:55:37But this car has an option that most cars don't have.
00:55:40Rain sensors.
00:55:42The rain sensor, due to the heaviness of the rain,
00:55:46regulates the speed of the swept cars,
00:55:49and it did to me, too.
00:55:52It was like this in Fakhan when the rain was heavier.
00:55:56It was like this in Fakhan when the rain was very heavy.
00:56:00Maybe you think it didn't have any effect.
00:56:03It really didn't.
00:56:04I took it to work.
00:56:05I burned it.
00:56:06I censored it.
00:56:07I burned it.
00:56:10Look, if you take a full word, it rings.
00:56:12If you don't take a full word, it doesn't ring.
00:56:17You should have written your article on the catalog.
00:56:23He said, I have another article.
00:56:25This is a house.
00:56:26This is a bakery.
00:56:27This is a metro station.
00:56:28It's close.
00:56:29I said, I'm happy.
00:56:30Let's go and see this.
00:56:31We went in the house.
00:56:32I saw a pre-registered person.
00:56:34He's going.
00:56:35He's pulling out his shoes.
00:56:36He's going.
00:56:37Then I told him, sir, this is a good house.
00:56:41I said, what did you say?
00:56:42He said, it's a good house.
00:56:43It's a good house.
00:56:44It's a good house.
00:56:45I said, but I think I said something else.
00:56:46He said, no.
00:56:47I said, didn't you say this is a bakery?
00:56:48He said, yes, it's a bakery.
00:56:49I said, it's a pole.
00:56:50He said, I'll fix it.
00:56:51I said, are you serious?
00:56:52Can't you fix it?
00:56:53It's not a joke.
00:56:54Let's have a one-on-one dialogue.
00:56:55Let's fill the table.
00:56:56We have to get Mr. Hedayati's one-on-one number here.
00:56:57It has to be in the table.
00:56:58We went in the house.
00:56:59We went in the house.
00:57:00We went in the house.
00:57:01We heard some noises.
00:57:02One.
00:57:03Two.
00:57:04Are you in love with yourself?
00:57:05Three.
00:57:06Four.
00:57:07Five.
00:57:08Six.
00:57:09Seven.
00:57:10Eight.
00:57:11Nine.
00:57:12Ten.
00:57:13Eleven.
00:57:14Twelve.
00:57:15Thirteen.
00:57:16Fourteen.
00:57:17Fifteen.
00:57:18Sixteen.
00:57:19Seventeen.
00:57:20Eighteen.
00:57:21Nineteen.
00:57:22I said, what is this noise?
00:57:23He said, it's the noise of a woman.
00:57:24Her wall is a bit thin.
00:57:25I said, brother, this is not a wall.
00:57:26It's a partition.
00:57:27What do you mean her wall is thin?
00:57:28We went further.
00:57:29We went to the room.
00:57:30We saw a shabby house.
00:57:31I said, what happened?
00:57:32He said, brother, I said the subway is near.
00:57:33It was very close.
00:57:34Then there was a hole in the corner.
00:57:35I said, what is this?
00:57:36You can go to the subway from here.
00:57:37I said, what is this, Yazid?
00:57:38Then someone came up.
00:57:39He said, brothers, sisters, seven girls, come here.
00:57:40Two men.
00:57:41Now I don't even know what to do.
00:57:42I said, what is this?
00:57:43It was the cable the television was supplied with.
00:58:10I said, what is this, Yazid?
00:58:11He said, brothers, sisters, seven girls, come here.
00:58:12Two men.
00:58:13I said, is your rain sensor foreign?
00:58:16He said, no, what do you think it's foreign? It's Chinese.
00:58:19I don't care if it's Chinese or not.
00:58:22A lot of my friends don't get along with Chinese people.
00:58:25Right? Chinese people are very introverted.
00:58:28But you can't count on being introverted.
00:58:33Their quality is so low that they are really introverted.
00:58:37Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:07There are many people who might believe this.
00:59:12This is my poem. Mr. Zangi, repeat it once.
00:59:15Call me once and I'll come back.
00:59:17One of the stand-up comedy points is imagination.
00:59:20The moment you imagine me sitting there and watching you perform,
00:59:23it means you've done it.
00:59:29We were walking around the house and we came to this point.
00:59:32I saw a voice coming around.
00:59:34He said, wood, wood.
00:59:37I looked at the wall and there was a huge hole.
00:59:40I said, what is this?
00:59:42He said, look, there's a small space next to the fireplace.
00:59:45If you drill a hole, the wood will come into your house and go away.
00:59:51I said, the room has a hole, the wall has a hole.
00:59:54If you drill a hole, it will go away.
00:59:58Don't worry, he's good at his job.
01:00:02We saw that we didn't have money.
01:00:05We didn't mind and we got the wood.
01:00:08We got the wood. We came and we sleep together.
01:00:11We all fall asleep.
01:00:13One, two, three, four.
01:00:15One, two ...
01:00:17... three.
01:00:19... four.
01:00:21I heard the voices overlapping.
01:00:27Then we said, what should we do?
01:00:29This hole is too small, it's a waste of space.
01:00:33Let's cover it up and put the TV in front of it.
01:00:37Everything was okay until the newspaper came and said,
01:00:42Please pay attention to today's newspaper.
01:00:47The price of the dollar has gone up today.
01:00:52The price of the coin has gone up.
01:00:56Everything has gone up, but nothing has gone down.
01:01:02The TV was there, and we watched the sad story of the TV.
01:01:07After a while, the electricity went out.
01:01:10We went to the hole.
01:01:13We went to the hole to ask Mr. Yaghoub if the electricity had gone out.
01:01:18Mr. Yaghoub!
01:01:21Mr. Yaghoub!
01:01:24Did your electricity go out, too?
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01:01:49You are laughing.
01:01:52Mr. Mustafa, you are sitting in the corner of the room.
01:01:55It's either me or Kevan.
01:01:58You look at Kevan.
01:02:00I wanted to say something to Mr. Yaghoub.
01:02:06I wanted to use this TV to promote my car.
01:02:10Everything I've said so far is a lie.
01:02:13My car is very beautiful and good.
01:02:16Don't say it's a car.
01:02:18Say it's a trunk.
01:02:20206, Type 5.
01:02:2290,000 Polos have been sold.
01:02:24By next year, it will be a 7-seater.
01:02:27A lion in the street, a street cat, a motorbike, a devil in the front.
01:02:33When you close the door, the glass goes up.
01:02:36The sound system goes off.
01:02:38Say, Mashallah.
01:02:40Mashallah, Mashallah, Mashallah.
01:02:42What did my turn say to you?
01:02:44You fall into my trap like Mr. Zangi.
01:02:47It's colored, but not bad.
01:02:50It's a piece of cake, but it's far from good.
01:02:54In short, it's a painless car.
01:02:56With a lot of fuel and low fuel consumption.
01:02:59A piece of cake and a coincidence.
01:03:01I also want to say that, unfortunately,
01:03:04because of what I've heard,
01:03:06I don't give my car to Dallol.
01:03:09It's a pleasant car with Kiwi essence.
01:03:12If you want value, come to Peavey.
01:03:15Ha, ha, ha.
01:03:45Why are you leaving?
01:03:47I said, I'm leaving because of this wood.
01:03:49You said, because of this?
01:03:51Come here.
01:03:52What do you do with the wood?
01:03:54Did you really not find a solution?
01:03:56In short, nothing.
01:03:58This is how we left that house.
01:04:00Now we are looking for properties.
01:04:02We are looking for a new house.
01:04:04I will tell you a poem that I got by the boys.
01:04:07Pay attention.
01:04:08Go to the piano.
01:04:09Piano.
01:04:10Ho, ho.
01:04:36Ho, ho, ho.
01:04:38Ho, ho, ho.
01:04:48Ho, ho, ho.
01:04:58Ho, ho, ho.
01:05:08Ho, ho, ho.
01:05:23Ho, ho, ho.
01:05:27Ho, ho, ho.
01:05:38Ho, ho, ho.
01:05:54I am not even half.
01:05:58This is a literary poem from me.
01:06:01But it doesn't matter.
01:06:02I am still me.
01:06:04Fighting and breathing.
01:06:07Wow.
01:06:08Wow, wow.
01:06:10Wow, wow.
01:06:12Oh, wow, wow, wow.
01:06:14Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:06:16Really.
01:06:18Don't get tired.
01:06:19You did great.
01:06:20What to say?
01:06:21I'm just taking this time to show you.
01:06:23Both of you did great.
01:06:25Full of energy.
01:06:27And whatever I say.
01:06:29I spoke too little.
01:06:31My son can't stand-up like this.
01:06:34Stand-up is like this.
01:06:36Your son is like this.
01:06:38His son was like this in the past.
01:06:47I don't think this will be expected from the rest of the audience.
01:06:53But I expected more from both of you.
01:06:56Come on, dad.
01:06:58Mahmoud has won.
01:07:00But they are on the same level.
01:07:02Okay, I don't doubt that you are on the same level.
01:07:06But...
01:07:07I expected more from you.
01:07:08Now, your path is far away.
01:07:11I can't wait to see what will happen.
01:07:14I am really disappointed in you, Majid.
01:07:17You were very good.
01:07:19I don't understand, Mr. Daoud.
01:07:21Maybe you are saying that Tabak and Shum was something else.
01:07:24But you don't understand me at all in this show.
01:07:28I swear to God, we should have had a meter.
01:07:32We should have said, this is 100.
01:07:34But we didn't reach 100.
01:07:36I don't know who that meter is.
01:07:38Maybe Jerry Seinfeld should come and perform now.
01:07:41But you were really good.
01:07:43You were both great.
01:07:45Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!
01:07:48Is this a compliment or a bad word?
01:07:51This is not a poem, brother.
01:07:53Sultan Ringo will leave you alone here.
01:07:56I am proud of you.
01:07:58I don't know who said this, but instead of Bolbol, it's Ringo.
01:08:00In a way, Tarkhonam and Sengari are Bolbol and Ringo.
01:08:03Look at the back row.
01:08:07The final was really close for me.
01:08:09And you were both great.
01:08:12They were both close.
01:08:13You were very close.
01:08:14The problem is that...
01:08:16The problem is that many of the young people were lucky.
01:08:18Yes.
01:08:20The final
01:08:22You do what you say and you do what you say.
01:08:25May you be a potato.
01:08:27I am a potato. You can peel a potato.
01:08:28I will buy flowers. You can peel a bouquet.
01:08:30The final
01:08:34Let's see what happens.
01:08:36Let's go to the panel discussion.
01:08:49The final
01:08:59I know that it was a very difficult decision to make.
01:09:02Very, very difficult.
01:09:04Once again, a bullet hit the door and in the penalty shootout,
01:09:11Kayvan took everyone's hand completely.
01:09:16He will be the winner of this duel, which is very exciting.
01:09:46The final
01:10:16The final
01:10:26The final
01:10:36The final
01:10:37We are very sincere.
01:10:38It was very good, thank God.
01:10:41I gave my 100, but I was very tired.
01:10:44I was late.
01:10:45I was late, I was late.
01:10:46I was half an hour late.
01:10:48I missed it.
01:10:49But I tried to get to Masnoon in a way that was respectful to the audience.
01:10:55But he is a poet.
01:10:57He is a poet, a writer, a poet, a stand-up comedian.
01:11:01He is a leader. He is better than all the guys.
01:11:04But I felt next to him, he really made me feel good.
01:11:06I think it was very good.
01:11:08Our duel was also exciting and cool.
01:11:09Especially the last part, when we sang the poem.
01:11:12But it's okay, he's a champion.
01:11:14You can't do anything about it.
01:11:16Thank God, the performance was very good.
01:11:19But because we are getting closer to the final,
01:11:22and we are running out of time, it's very difficult.
01:11:26I mean, who is the winner here who can score a hundred?
01:11:29What a body, what a mind, what a mind, in every way.
01:11:32Let's see what happens in the next performance.
01:11:34The next duel
01:11:38It was really a breathing duel.
01:11:41Mostafa was the strongest person to be defeated.
01:11:44I even felt in the middle of the duel
01:11:48that Mostafa would definitely be the winner of this duel.
01:11:52Especially at the last moment, when he used his art against me
01:11:56and attacked me with the poem.
01:11:59And at the end, I thought of something and said it.
01:12:03But I can really say that if Mostafa's hand went up,
01:12:08I would not only be shocked, but also happy.
01:12:12Not so much that I'm happy now, of course.
01:12:15But I really wanted Mostafa to win.
01:12:20I don't know if he would come up or not.
01:12:22But Mostafa is really someone who,
01:12:25when you perform next to him,
01:12:27it gives you self-confidence,
01:12:30it encourages you, and you can learn from him.
01:12:38The next duel
01:12:43The grand finale of the Iranian furniture market is about to take place.
01:12:4720 Peugeot 206 machines will be presented to the winners.
01:12:54With every 5 million tomans purchased,
01:12:57you will have a chance to win a big prize in the furniture market.
01:13:04The Grand Finale
01:13:06No one can reach his goal without completing a difficult and arduous journey.
01:13:15So, until you have looked at the past of countless people
01:13:20and you have no information about them,
01:13:23and you don't know what problems they have lived through,
01:13:28and how they have spent their money and resources on their way,
01:13:35we have no right to imagine that their journey has been easy
01:13:41and that success has been by their side from birth.
01:13:48This is the fate of those who are called the success of everyone.
01:13:57We have reached the end.
01:14:01Thank you for being with us.
01:14:03Good night, Ringo!