Here are some commercials that aired during the ABC Saturday Night Movie presentation of Mermaids:
1. ABC Saturday Night Movie bumper
2. Ultra Slim-Fast Bar
3. Triaminic
4. Pledge Dust Spray
5. Rold Gold Pretzel Chips
6. Walt Disney World
7. America's Funniest Home Video & America's Funniest People ABC promo
8. 'Mermaids', starring Cher & Winona Ryder, returns in a moment!
9. Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
10. REX Electronics
11. Tallahassee's NewsChannel TXL-TV 27 promo
12. WTXL-TV Tallahassee's NewsChannel 27 Station ID (1993)
13. Ripple Crisp Cereal
14. AVON
15. Nabisco's Oreo Cookies
16. AT&T
17. McDonald's (Bigger Than Life)
18. Partnership for A Drug-Free America
19. Double, Double, Toil and Trouble ABC promo
20. Windex Glass & Surface Cleaner
21. Hot Pockets
22. Fisher-Price's Dino-Roars
23. Hershey's Hugs
24. Motrin IB
25. The Paula Pounstone Show ABC promo
26. Tonight's movie, 'Mermaid', returns in a moment!
27. Day-1-One ABC promo
28. Pizza Hut
29. Tallahassee's NewsChannel First News at 5:00pm promo
30. (same as #12 & #1)
31. Oodles Adult Game
32. TRESemme
33. No Yolk Noodles
34. Robitussin
35. Taco Bell
36. The George Forman Show & Where I Live ABC promos
37. ??
38. Chey Boyardee Tortellini
39. Sprint
40. Bathroom Duck Cleaner
41. (same as #5)
42. Halls Cough Drops
43. Good Morning America ABC promo
44. (same as #8)
45. General Hospital ABC promo
46. (same as #10 & #29)
47. We continue with 'Mermaids'!
48. Oil of Olay
49. Fragrant Jewels
50. Tavist-D
51. JCPenney
52. McDonald's McGrilled Chicken
53. Sidney Sheldon's A Stranger in The Mirror ABC promo
54. (same as #4)
55. Fisher-Price #2
56. Hyundai Elantra
57. 1-800-COLLECT
58. (same as #21, #25 & #37)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
1. ABC Saturday Night Movie bumper
2. Ultra Slim-Fast Bar
3. Triaminic
4. Pledge Dust Spray
5. Rold Gold Pretzel Chips
6. Walt Disney World
7. America's Funniest Home Video & America's Funniest People ABC promo
8. 'Mermaids', starring Cher & Winona Ryder, returns in a moment!
9. Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
10. REX Electronics
11. Tallahassee's NewsChannel TXL-TV 27 promo
12. WTXL-TV Tallahassee's NewsChannel 27 Station ID (1993)
13. Ripple Crisp Cereal
14. AVON
15. Nabisco's Oreo Cookies
16. AT&T
17. McDonald's (Bigger Than Life)
18. Partnership for A Drug-Free America
19. Double, Double, Toil and Trouble ABC promo
20. Windex Glass & Surface Cleaner
21. Hot Pockets
22. Fisher-Price's Dino-Roars
23. Hershey's Hugs
24. Motrin IB
25. The Paula Pounstone Show ABC promo
26. Tonight's movie, 'Mermaid', returns in a moment!
27. Day-1-One ABC promo
28. Pizza Hut
29. Tallahassee's NewsChannel First News at 5:00pm promo
30. (same as #12 & #1)
31. Oodles Adult Game
32. TRESemme
33. No Yolk Noodles
34. Robitussin
35. Taco Bell
36. The George Forman Show & Where I Live ABC promos
37. ??
38. Chey Boyardee Tortellini
39. Sprint
40. Bathroom Duck Cleaner
41. (same as #5)
42. Halls Cough Drops
43. Good Morning America ABC promo
44. (same as #8)
45. General Hospital ABC promo
46. (same as #10 & #29)
47. We continue with 'Mermaids'!
48. Oil of Olay
49. Fragrant Jewels
50. Tavist-D
51. JCPenney
52. McDonald's McGrilled Chicken
53. Sidney Sheldon's A Stranger in The Mirror ABC promo
54. (same as #4)
55. Fisher-Price #2
56. Hyundai Elantra
57. 1-800-COLLECT
58. (same as #21, #25 & #37)
A very special thanks goes to Henry Hanson for lending me this video footage!
All credit and courtesy of this content goes to him!
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02:11Sunday on America's Funniest Home Videos.
02:14It's the latest romancing techniques and dancing techniques.
02:18Then on an all-new Funniest People,
02:20the Home Improvement Kids,
02:21plus guest star Waylon Jennings.
02:23America's Funniest Home Videos
02:24and an all-new Funniest People Sunday.
02:26Mermaid starring Cher and Winona Ryder
02:32returns in a moment.
02:35Sunday, when Lois and Clark go undercover.
02:38You're jealous.
02:38Are you out of your mind?
02:40How far will they go?
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02:48Lois and Clark.
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03:34Tallahassee's News Channel brought you
03:36the controversial story of Café Risqué,
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03:41And Tallahassee's News Channel told you
03:43about Governor Lawton Charles' new Healthy Start campaign.
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10:09on ABC.
10:14Tonight's movie,
10:15Mermaids returns
10:16in a moment.
10:20Monday,
10:21it's happening
10:21across America.
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11:10at five.
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11:29and John Peterson.
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11:55It's Oodles!
11:56The adult game
11:57we're answering the Oodles.
11:58It's Oodles of Fun.
11:59Yeah, like an insect's hairdo
12:01starting with V?
12:02Hmm, beehive!
12:04Or what about
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12:06with a D?
12:07A dumbbell!
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12:19So what's the answer to fun?
12:20Starting with O?
12:21Oodles!
12:22The adult game
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13:27The year
13:282032.
13:29The city
13:30Los Angeles.
13:32The movie
13:32Demolition Man.
13:34The restaurant.
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13:38The reason
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13:47I'm impressed.
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13:59George Foreman
14:00on Delivering a Punch.
14:03George Foreman
14:04on Delivering a Punch line.
14:06You got a name,
14:06young man.
14:07What's it to your mama?
14:08What's it to your mama?
14:10African name, right?
14:11Ruth, I like it.
14:12It's the premiere
14:13of George.
14:14Hey, it's George Foreman.
14:16Dougie Doug.
14:17Followed by the show
14:18that critics
14:18felt naturally funny.
14:20Could you use
14:21malfeasance in a sense?
14:23It's all new.
14:24Sure.
14:24I have no idea
14:25what malfeasance means.
14:27Where I live
14:27after Droid
14:28premiering in two weeks.
14:29Now that is vintage Cher, huh?
14:33I can hardly believe
14:34she's 68.
14:36You know,
14:36I guess you've probably
14:38figured out by now
14:39that I'm not really
14:40a mermaid.
14:41To be honest with you,
14:42that's really just a story
14:43I made up to get people
14:44to stop teasing me
14:45about what I really am.
14:47I'm a termade.
14:48Half woman.
14:50Half turkey.
14:51My mother was killed
14:54for Thanksgiving dinner.
14:56She wasn't the turkey
14:57half of my parent did.
14:58She was just a woman.
14:59Incredibly irritating
15:00and the family didn't even feel
15:01they could eat yams
15:02with her around.
15:03Hey, let's get back to the movie.
15:05Bye.
15:07Bye.
15:08Bye.
15:09Come here.
15:17Louisa, eat.
15:19It's kid stuff.
15:21Excuse me.
15:22Help.
15:23Rama.
15:24Cousin Hector.
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15:36stuffed with meat or cheese
15:38for more grown-up tastes.
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17:31Mermaid,
17:36starring Cher
17:36and Banana Rider
17:37returns in a moment.
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18:57not resting on one.
18:58We continue with Mermaids.
19:07Mom, if you don't come out
19:08then it's going to be
19:09please don't die.
19:14I know I'm supposed to be
19:15above always thinking
19:17about how I look,
19:18but how far above?
19:19When my skin looks good,
19:21I feel better.
19:24Besides replenishing,
19:25Oil of Olay
19:26boosts skin's own
19:27moisture renewal process
19:28and helps reveal
19:30newer skin cells
19:31at the surface.
19:32Skin looks softer,
19:34smoother,
19:35more radiant.
19:36So use it
19:37or lose it.
19:39Oil of Olay.
19:40Younger looking skin
19:41is proof
19:41that it works.
19:47There are no jewels
19:48in the luggage.
19:49Follow her.
19:51It's better.
19:51She's leaving.
19:54Jewel of a day.
19:55Nespa?
19:57Quite a collection,
20:01isn't it, Inspector?
20:03You traveling alone?
20:08Ruby's Sapphires
20:09Emeralds
20:10Elizabeth Taylor's
20:11new fragrant jewels.
20:13You can't breathe.
20:16You're sneezing.
20:17Your sinuses and nasal passages
20:19are blocked.
20:20Where do you go for help?
20:22Last time,
20:23you went to your doctor
20:24for a prescription.
20:25This time,
20:25he told you to get
20:26the same prescription-strength
20:27medicine
20:28without a prescription.
20:30Tavis D,
20:31the antihistamine decongestant
20:32that was once
20:33the most prescribed
20:34by doctors
20:34is now the most recommended
20:36by doctors
20:36for 12 hours of relief.
20:38Good morning.
20:39Tavis D.
20:40One tablet,
20:4112 hours,
20:42no prescription.
20:44At JCPenney,
20:46we've got your wardrobe
20:47all worked out
20:48with Worthington,
20:50a line of business wear
20:51that works together.
20:52That means the blouses
20:54work with more than one skirt.
20:56The skirts work
20:58with more than one blazer,
20:59and the blazers
21:00work with just about anything.
21:03It all works out
21:04to more outfits
21:05for a lot less money,
21:06and you've got to like
21:07the way that works.
21:09Worthington,
21:10exclusively at
21:11JCPenney!
21:15I was tired,
21:16listless.
21:17My hair looked bad.
21:18My dog moved away.
21:19My life was as bland
21:20as your average chicken sandwich.
21:23Then I tried
21:23McDonald's new McGrill chicken.
21:24Now this was different.
21:26A marinated chicken breast
21:27with Monterey Jack,
21:28sweet red onions,
21:29tangy herb dressing
21:30on a bakery roll.
21:32Well, things changed.
21:33My hair looks great.
21:34My dog came home,
21:35and we struck oil
21:35in the backyard.
21:37Coincidence?
21:38We don't think so.
21:39Try the new
21:39McGrill chicken sandwich.
21:41Further proof
21:41that what you want
21:42is what you get
21:43at McDonald's today.
21:46Someday from Sidney Sheldon,
21:47America's master storyteller,
21:49comes the tale
21:49of a young woman's
21:50journey from innocence.
21:51You might just become
21:52a star.
21:53Into the lust.
21:55The intrigue.
21:56And the ambition.
21:57Cinderella.
21:58Welcome to the book.
21:59That is Hollywood.
22:00Laurie Loughlin.
22:02Harry King.
22:02Sidney Sheldon's
22:03A Stranger in the Mirror.
22:05Sunday.
22:05No matter how old
22:25your wood furniture may be,
22:27there's no better way
22:28to keep it looking young
22:29than with New Pledge.
22:30because New Pledge
22:32has cleansing conditioners
22:33to gently lift the dirt,
22:35the smudges,
22:35and the fingerprints
22:36that regular dusting
22:38can leave behind.
22:40New Pledge
22:41with cleansing conditioners
22:42for beautiful work
22:43every time you dust.
22:45From S.C. Johnson Wax.
22:46This is no ordinary table.
22:53It's a Fisher-Price
22:54baby activity table.
22:56So it's filled
22:57with lots of fun things
22:59to keep a baby
23:00busy for hours.
23:02But what makes it
23:03even more extraordinary
23:04is that it turns
23:06into an activity table
23:07for toddlers, too.
23:09And what happens
23:10after that
23:11is anything
23:12but ordinary?
23:18We can offer you
23:19this kind of salary,
23:20Tim,
23:21because our law firm
23:22is so successful.
23:23There is also
23:24the Cutty Club membership,
23:26access to the
23:26corporate condo
23:27in Barbados.
23:28Plus,
23:29you can have your choice
23:30of any color Hyundai
23:31you want.
23:34Well, Tim,
23:35we would never have
23:36gotten so successful
23:37if we hadn't also
23:38been so sensible.
23:39America's hot
23:53new number?
23:561-800-COLLECT.
24:00Dial it instead of
24:01zero the next time
24:02you call someone
24:02collect.
24:03When you want
24:04a hot meal
24:05without a big deal,
24:06what are you
24:07going to pick?
24:08Hot Pockets!
24:09Hot Pockets!
24:10Filled with pepperoni pizza
24:11or ham and cheese
24:12in a crispy pocket.
24:14What are you
24:14going to pick?
24:16Hot Pockets!
24:17Try Lean Pockets,
24:18too.
24:19In one week.
24:21Here we have
24:22the theme
24:22for the fall-up
24:24at home social.
24:27So you're home
24:28on Saturday night.
24:30Don't you have
24:31a social night?
24:34Mix those
24:34favorite snacks
24:36you'll go for.
24:37Look at the
24:38first song
24:38in the trophy.
24:40Expect the
24:40unexpected
24:41in a new
24:42kind of comedy
24:42where the audience
24:43is part of the fun.
24:45It's Saturday Night
24:45Laughs on
24:46The Paula Poundstone
24:47Show,
24:47premiering one
24:48week from tonight.
24:5430 minutes.
24:55Is Mermaid
24:55still on?
24:57Hey, don't forget
24:57that my show,
24:58The Paula Poundstone
24:59Show,
24:59starts next week,
25:00October 30th,
25:01right here on ABC.
25:01What, you don't
25:03believe me?
25:04Because I'm not
25:04a mermaid
25:05or a termade?
25:06Hey, I tried
25:07to keep the truth
25:08from you
25:08so you could
25:08enjoy the film.
25:09But the hideous,
25:10mind-boggling fact
25:11of it is,
25:12I'm a slurmaid.
25:15Half woman,
25:16half slinky.
25:19You should see
25:20me go down the stairs.
25:20Lois, let me.
25:36No, Clark,
25:37I can do it.
25:38I work out.
25:42See?
25:43I know you're in shape,
25:44but tomorrow night
25:45and Lois and Clark,
25:46you really outdo
25:47yourself.
25:48What do you mean?
25:49I mean that dress
25:50you wear
25:51and that feathery thing?
25:53I was on professional
25:55undercover assignment
25:56for your information
25:57and that feathery thing
25:58is my cover.
26:00Barely.
26:01Well, look who's talking,
26:03Mr. Casanova Bartender.
26:05You barely bothered
26:06to come up for air
26:07with that gangster, babe.
26:08Lois,
26:09I was on a professional
26:10undercover assignment.
26:11My foot.
26:11I thought only Superman
26:12could hold his breath
26:13that long.
26:16Lois,
26:16why don't we continue
26:17this over here
26:17and let the people
26:18see the rest
26:18of these credits?
26:19Fine.
26:25See you tomorrow night.
26:27The horror picture show.