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00:00I'm here!
00:07The city of water and hot springs, Arkan Rettia!
00:11Clad in the armor of my friend's parting gifts,
00:14I stand tall with my sister's wishes echoing in my heart,
00:17and I feel ready to face any challenge.
00:20This is only the first page in the book of my epic adventures.
00:25And so it begins!
00:30It... it wasn't meant to be this way.
00:38It's been a week since I teleported to this town,
00:41and not only have I had trouble earning the fare to Axel, my next destination,
00:45but I'm barely able to scrape together the cost of food and lodging.
00:49What do you mean it's a bad idea?
00:52Well, that's the issue with the area surrounding Arkan Rettia.
00:55The monsters tend to be really strong.
00:57I mean, there are a few manageable ones like goblins and kobolds roaming around too,
01:02but they always show up with the kind that gobble up amateurs for breakfast, unfortunately.
01:08A rookie adventurer like me makes for an easy target and would be a fool to accept quests around here.
01:13Sorry about this.
01:14No matter what kind of foes I face,
01:18I'm sure my explosion magic could blow them into oblivion.
01:22But what good is it if I don't have enough money to go anywhere?
01:26Wait!
01:26I'll just go and get a job that doesn't require magic!
01:29My plan will not fail!
01:30It won't!
01:31You're fired.
01:38Now hang on a minute!
01:39You've got to let me explain what happened at least!
01:42All right then.
01:43I'm all ears.
01:44Well, there were these customers who were treating me as though I were a child.
01:48So I asked them,
01:49what exactly is so childish about me?
01:51And they actually had the nerve to talk about my height and my chest.
01:54And that's why you pressed piping hot Odin against their faces?
01:58Ah!
01:59Hot!
02:00Yep.
02:01Okay.
02:01Still fired.
02:04The way things are going.
02:08Would you like to join us in worship of our beloved Lady Aqua?
02:11How about it, sir?
02:12Serving her would definitely change your life in more ways than you could ever possibly imagine!
02:17Joining the Axis Church has all kinds of awesome benefits like learning party tricks and becoming really popular with undead monsters!
02:24I don't have time to just sit around.
02:30I've got to find a way to earn some money.
02:33Come join the Axis Church today and you'll be guaranteed to have good luck!
02:37Would it... help me make some new friends?
02:40Huh?
02:43Yunyun?
02:44You'll have the chance to make new friends, family, even meet the love of your life!
02:48Somewhere along the way, I've subconsciously become accustomed to Yunyun's presence.
02:52How pitiful.
02:53You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
02:57How could you do something like this to a poor defenseless girl?
03:00What's this?
03:00Don't turn this around on us!
03:02You've got to stop...
03:03Hold it!
03:06Please, you have to help me!
03:07Because these two are all...
03:08Look at that pretty little face on you!
03:09I can tell you're one of those girls that pretends to be innocent but actually wants it so badly!
03:13I bet you're just aching for it!
03:15Now don't be shy!
03:16Then, they both tried to drag me away!
03:18We did not!
03:18I am Megumin!
03:22The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons and rare master of explosion magic!
03:27Unfortunately for you, I won't overlook this brand of villainy!
03:31Wait!
03:31You're a Crimson Demon?
03:33Don't be hasty!
03:33I'm sure we can talk this over!
03:36Hate to break it to you, but my Crimson Gaze is too keen for your trickery!
03:39You lies might have fooled a common dullard, but never a skilled maid such as myself!
03:43I think you're Crimson Gazing in the wrong direction!
03:47Perfect!
03:48Now what are you going to do about this mess?
03:50The woman you let go was an Axis cultist!
03:52She defaced a one-of-a-kind portrait of Lady Eris that was hanging in our church!
03:56And the other day, she ran off with all the bread we were supposed to give to the needy!
04:00What?
04:01Well, if I'd known that, I would have...
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04You see, I just got here and...
04:06Those two are the ones, officer!
04:09I was half expecting this to be nonsense.
04:11I never trust the Axis cult.
04:13So imagine my surprise, finding a pair of Eris sect members harassing a young girl.
04:18Ma'am, I don't know what that Axis cult has said, but I assure you, we haven't done anything wrong!
04:22My!
04:23Listen to how defiant they are!
04:24This after trying the unthinkable with not just her!
04:27But they were gonna do who knows what with me, too!
04:29You must have been so scared, but you'll be safe now!
04:32Wait a minute!
04:33Why don't you explain yourselves at the station?
04:35Come along now.
04:36What?
04:37Let's go!
04:37Now's our chance!
04:38Huh?
04:39Wait, ladies!
04:40I need to get a statement from the two of you as well!
04:46Are you gonna be alright?
04:47Did they hurt you?
04:49Huh?
04:49It looks like I arrived in the nick of time.
04:52That was a close call, wasn't it?
04:53What are you trying to pull?
04:55Why are you acting like you saved me when we both know what really happened?
04:59Remember?
04:59I had no reason to run away from them.
05:02Come now.
05:02It's a good thing that we left.
05:04Otherwise, those heiress cultists would have definitely done something terrible to you.
05:08I mean, just look at you.
05:09You're so adorable and lowly-ish.
05:11I'm sure you want to thank me for helping you out.
05:14So here, sign this conversion certificate.
05:16I am not joining the Axis sect!
05:18Besides, I have no reason to thank you, Eddie!
05:20Sounds like someone's tummy is rumbly.
05:25Why don't you come with me and let me take care of you?
05:28Because I wouldn't ever lead you astray.
05:30I have a very bad feeling about this.
05:33Honestly.
05:34I am a priest with the religious order of Axis.
05:37Nice to meet you.
05:38My name's Cecily, and you can call me Big Sis Cecily.
05:40How's that sound?
05:42Alright, well, my name is Megumin.
05:45You can just call me that.
05:46What an unusual name!
05:48But no matter.
05:49Let's get you something tasty to eat.
05:51Then we can have a nice long chat.
06:02It's a lowly!
06:03Our order has finally been blessed with a lowly!
06:06She's lowly-ish.
06:07Lowly lowly!
06:08The next person who calls me a lowly is gonna catch these hands!
06:14Oh, God!
06:15She's a spicy lowly!
06:17I'm so sorry about all the attention, Miss Megumin.
06:20Our followers are forbidden from being their children.
06:22I hope you'll try to understand things from their perspective.
06:25Wait, what in the world did you people do?
06:31Here, I hope you enjoy your meal.
06:35This isn't, uh, by eating this you become a member of the Axis sect thing, is it?
06:39Oh, please!
06:40We would never try something so underhanded.
06:43Right?
06:43No, of course not!
06:45I swear to Lady Aqua!
06:46If you say so.
06:54It seems we've an adorable guest in our midst.
06:57This is Father Zesta.
07:02He's our archpriest.
07:04Hello there.
07:05I hear you've been having trouble finding work and a place to stay.
07:08You're more than welcome to a room here while you continue your job search, if you'd like.
07:13Thanks so much!
07:14I don't want to impose, but at this point I was starting to run out of options.
07:18If there's anything at all I can do to thank you, feel free to ask.
07:22So, so do you really mean anything?
07:24Well, I...
07:25It was more a figure of speech.
07:27In that case...
07:29Do you think you could call me Big Brother?
07:32No, no!
07:33Call me Daddy!
07:34No, no, no!
07:35Give me your panties!
07:36Maybe you should sit on me instead!
07:38The indecision is killing me!
07:41I beseech you, Goddess Aqua!
07:42Your lost lamb needs guidance!
07:44Please!
07:46Excuse me, but what's up with this deviant?
07:49What do you mean?
07:51Father Zesta is head of our chapter and next in line to be pontiff of our order.
07:54And your whole order is just fine with that?
07:57I know.
07:58It does seem kind of bad, but he's rather competent when he has to be, so it'll be fine.
08:03You really don't sound that vested.
08:08Father Zesta, I am sorry to interrupt your communion with our beloved Goddess,
08:13but I've come with today's reports and our conversion rates.
08:17I see.
08:19Not quite what I'd hoped.
08:20Agreed.
08:21The machinations of that wicked Eris cult are to blame.
08:24Perhaps we just need a different approach with the public.
08:26For example?
08:27What if we try pretending to be members of the Eris sect,
08:30and then, just before someone signs up,
08:32we quickly exchange their certificate of conversion with one for the Axis Church?
08:36That would be too obvious, and they'd be able to escape at the last second.
08:39You're looking for an effective method to recruit new church members, huh?
08:48The wisdom of Crimson Demons is world-renowned, and for good reason.
08:54Perhaps I can help.
09:00Pay attention.
09:01First off, I intentionally spill these apples on the ground.
09:04Oh no, not my apples!
09:08I'll call out an anguish.
09:10And then some kind person will come help me collect them.
09:13Then I'll say,
09:14Thank you ever so much!
09:16I am indebted to you!
09:17And that's your cue.
09:18You pretend to come across this scene strictly by coincidence.
09:22That's when I'll go,
09:23Behold!
09:24This kind person helped me, Mr. Zesta!
09:26Then it's your turn.
09:28Your line is,
09:29Please allow me to thank you somehow.
09:31And then that's the moment you invite both of us to a nearby cafe.
09:35Which is the moment you strike,
09:36I mean, give a sermon inviting the new member to the fold.
09:43Outstanding!
09:43Brilliant thinking!
09:45Crimson Demons are so wise!
09:47It sounds more effective than all the plans I've heard put together!
09:51Okay then, let's go!
09:53Right!
09:56Here comes a helpful looking citizen, right now!
10:06Oh no, my apples!
10:12Thanks so much!
10:13I am indebted to you!
10:15And I'm begging,
10:16Allow me to repay you somehow!
10:18No!
10:19That's okay!
10:26Well, nothing starts out perfectly.
10:32With the kinks ironed out,
10:33It'll work next time.
10:34Could you maybe just go home?
10:36No need for that.
10:37Everybody makes mistakes now and then.
10:39Pretty clueless, aren't you?
10:41Let's change the premise.
10:43We'll pretend you're attacking me
10:44So that the kind passerby can come to my rescue.
10:47Right.
10:47There.
10:53That sturdy looking guy,
10:54He ought to be righteous enough.
10:57Someone!
10:58Anyone!
10:58Please help!
11:00That dirty old man was following me!
11:04Where is this man?
11:06Huh?
11:08What are you doing?
11:09We've already got his attention.
11:11This is the part where you're supposed to come out and harass me!
11:13At this rate,
11:15I'm just gonna look like I've lost my mind!
11:17Hey, young lady.
11:18Now, what's this all about?
11:20Well, uh...
11:22Just to make you aware,
11:24I'm an off-duty cop.
11:26I do have an...
11:28An explanation.
11:29That's good,
11:29Because I would love to hear
11:30Why you've decided to disturb the peace on my day off.
11:36Son of a...
11:37I am absolutely done!
11:40Try to understand my position.
11:42I'm sorry for leaving you behind.
11:44But that officer did look rather tough,
11:45Don't you think?
11:47That's no excuse!
11:49That police officer chewed me out for being a public nuisance,
11:51And it's all your fault!
11:53I'm sorry.
11:54Sincerely, I apologize.
11:57Somehow I'm having trouble believing you.
11:59All that we need is a fresh start.
12:01Look!
12:02There's a meat skewer stand!
12:04You can't buy your way into my good graces with food.
12:07This is really good!
12:12Miss Megumin,
12:13May I ask why one so young is traveling unaccompanied?
12:16I'm actually trying to find someone.
12:19Although, the only clues I have to go on
12:21Are that she's a beautiful, voluptuous woman,
12:23And she's a master of explosion magic.
12:25That description sounds familiar.
12:28What?
12:29Please tell me whatever you know!
12:31There was something about a buxom beauty of some acclaim
12:33In the town of Axel,
12:34Who can use explosion magic,
12:36And is running a magical item shop,
12:37If I remember correctly.
12:39The detail about her being a buxom beauty
12:42Made quite an impression,
12:43So it stuck in my memory.
12:45Well, now you've given me a solid lead in my quest,
12:48As well as some good food.
12:49So I guess I wouldn't mind helping your recruiting efforts a bit more.
12:53Truly?
12:53You are quite a blessing, Miss Megumin.
12:56There they are!
12:57Get them!
12:59Yay, Assassin!
13:00Why did you steal the toilet paper from that bathroom?
13:02Wouldn't you despair at having no paper,
13:04And search for grace in Lady Aqua's arms?
13:06It was the perfect chance to leave certificates of conversion in their place!
13:10Do you think that might upset some people,
13:11Or that maybe they just wiped their butts with your certificates?
13:18Come on, let's head back.
13:20If that's your wish, I will oblige you.
13:23But are you sure you want to quit?
13:25What?
13:26Considering how highly you build yourself earlier.
13:28The wisdom of Crimson Demons is world-renowned and for good reason.
13:33Perhaps I can help.
13:35I certainly wouldn't want to return empty-handed after that.
13:39All right, you win.
13:41But this is the last try, got it?
13:43Hold it.
13:44I'm going to be doing this on my own.
13:46Think you can restrain yourself long enough?
13:48I will do my best.
13:50Well, at least allow me to select the marks.
13:52So you're even calling them marks now?
13:55Well, well.
13:58Look there, Miss Megumin.
14:01A nice-looking young lady is coming.
14:04Yeah, whatever.
14:07I can't believe it!
14:10I tripped over nothing!
14:12Ow!
14:12I skinned my knee and it hurts really bad!
14:14There's no way I can even walk!
14:16At this rate, the wound is gonna...
14:18What are you doing?
14:20Really, Megumin?
14:22What are you up to?
14:23Hmm.
14:28Why are you just lying here?
14:38In the middle of the street!
14:41Wait, Zach!
14:42Please don't hold me like this!
14:44Yum, yum!
14:45Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
14:47Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
14:48Yum, yum, yum, yum!
14:48Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
14:50Okay.
14:51You throw yourself on the ground in the middle of the street,
14:53begging passers-by to help you,
14:55and then what happens next?
14:56Since we're asking questions,
14:58what are you doing here?
14:59Huh?
15:00Well, you see, I, uh...
15:01And why exactly did you bring Chomuske with you?
15:04It's just...
15:05She really missed you.
15:06I can't tell you how heartbroken she's been since you've gone.
15:09Huh?
15:10Meow, meow.
15:13Look!
15:13You see that?
15:14She's so excited to be around you again.
15:18Hmm.
15:21Excuse me, but who are you,
15:22and how are you acquainted with Miss Megumin?
15:25Me?
15:26Well, the two of us are rivals, actually.
15:28And, um, I beg your pardon, sir,
15:30but I was hoping I could ask you the same thing.
15:32Would you please tell me what your relationship is with Megumin?
15:35Are you asking me how Megumin and I are involved?
15:38This is Zesso with the Axis Sect.
15:40The Axis Sect?
15:41Miss Megumin has graciously been assisting me
15:44in recruiting new members to our church.
15:46You were conning people...
15:48for church?
15:49Hmm.
15:50Listen, Megumin,
15:56I'm not sure that staying here and messing with the Axis Sect
15:59is a very good idea.
16:01Believe me, I am fully aware of that fact, okay?
16:04In that case...
16:05Please feel free to make yourself right at home, Miss Union.
16:08Uh, sure.
16:10Thanks.
16:12Heh heh heh heh.
16:17Well, this is a surprise.
16:19And what manner of kink do we have here?
16:22Zesta, head priest of the Order of Axis.
16:25Come with us.
16:26I'm afraid we must take you into custody.
16:28Mm-hmm.
16:30What exactly is this about?
16:32Arresting someone without stating any charges
16:34strikes me as an illegal action.
16:36Megumin?
16:37Come on.
16:38What has he allegedly done?
16:40Oh no, Father Zesta!
16:42What have you gotten yourself into now?
16:43Didn't we just talk about how that kind of play
16:45is a by-yourself activity?
16:47Did you forget the look-don't-touch rule
16:49about the Arisect priestesses?
16:50Or please don't tell me you went on another rant
16:52about women being able to buy men's underwear
16:54with impunity, but if men do the same thing
16:56they get dirty looks?
16:57It has to do with your intentions.
16:59Those kinds of generalizations are harmful!
17:04Go ahead.
17:05Thanks for your cooperation.
17:06Oh, Megumin, you're a traitor!
17:08Don't pretend like I'm the one
17:10who's done something wrong.
17:11Your charge is
17:12conspiracy with intentions of committing treason.
17:15Just take a look at this.
17:17There is a terrible threat
17:20descending upon the city of Arcanretia.
17:23Be cautious of those who run the hot springs,
17:25especially if something seems awry there,
17:27for they are the servants of the Devil King.
17:30This information was brought to us
17:31by the Crimson Demon Village.
17:33There's a fortune teller there.
17:35I'm certain you're familiar
17:36with how famous she is.
17:37Don't tell me it's...
17:41The past few days,
17:43there have been complaints
17:43from various inns
17:44about the hot springs' water quality.
17:46Just as the fortune predicted,
17:48something seems to be amiss with them.
17:51And the Axis sect is responsible
17:52for managing the water control,
17:54which implies a connection
17:55between you and the Devil...
17:57You little wench!
17:59Don't you know the words of our creed
18:00include slay the demons,
18:02defeat the Devil King?
18:03Our order would never do such a thing!
18:05Get out of me!
18:05Or you'll face obstruction
18:06and look hard to charge it!
18:08How about I shut your foolish mouth
18:09with a smooch?
18:10How does that sound?
18:11Take them away already!
18:13Mark my words,
18:15this is a conspiracy
18:16by the heiress cult.
18:17Don't be deceived!
18:18They fear my animal magnetism!
18:20They dupe this dimwitted girl
18:21into doing their feeding!
18:23What will we do?
18:25How will our order function?
18:27With Father Zestad gone,
18:28what will become of us?
18:29What kind of problems will it cause?
18:34Actually,
18:35we're probably going to be okay after all.
18:37Sorry to be dramatic.
18:39I'm curious, though.
18:40What in the world
18:41could have brought on
18:41these accusations
18:42in the first place?
18:44Yunyun.
18:46I noticed you've been nervous
18:48throughout this entire thing.
18:50Yeah, kind of.
18:51When I left the Crimson Demon Village,
18:54Silketo asked me
18:54if I would do a favor for her.
18:56She had foreseen
18:57that the city would be in danger
18:58and wanted me to deliver
18:59a letter of prophecy
19:00if I was going to be
19:02passing through Ark and Retia.
19:03And so you see,
19:05I, uh...
19:06In short,
19:09you're the one
19:10who brought the letter here
19:11that caused all of this.
19:12Mm-hmm.
19:13Hmm.
19:15Hmm.