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  • 5/25/2025
Clips of Brendan Kelly from the tv series of Acapulco H.E.A.T. The series ran from 1993 to 1994

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00:00Hey Shorty, you messing around with my wife?
00:19We were discussing games of chance.
00:21What are you looking at?
00:23Lyle, stop it.
00:25You've been sniffing around my wife like a dog in heat,
00:29and I want to see you and your girlfriend outside.
00:33That would be ridiculous.
00:35Please forgive my husband's temper.
00:37What's the matter?
00:38Don't you think you can take me?
00:40I can take you, Mr. Larchman,
00:42but I'm entertaining guests right now.
00:44I'm not about to step outside.
00:47Well, if you can't come outside like a man,
00:49then let's settle it right here.
00:50What do you mean?
00:51My money against yours.
00:54All right, I'll play you a hand.
00:56You're, uh, scram.
00:58Well, how'd you know it was the bad guy target,
01:00not the old lady with the kid?
01:02Feminine intuition.
01:05What?
01:06What?
01:07What are you talking about?
01:09Well, I could have a crush on you,
01:11when I'm no mouse.
01:13Oh, praise the Lord.
01:14Well, I don't know how we're gonna get along without you, pal.
01:17You are, as you Americans said,
01:20a big kidder, aren't you?
01:28I trust that guy is about as far as you could throw him.
01:31What do you think the small building's for?
01:34That's probably where the girls sleep.
01:36How the hell did you get out of the compound?
01:42I don't know, Mike.
01:43I just remember that the lights went out,
01:45and the next day I knew I was in the middle of the jungle.
01:50I hate to say this, pal, but I can't believe you're not dead.
01:53They're not children, they're professionals.
01:55And you screwed up what might have been a major break for us.
01:58Look, Miles, just let us do our jobs, okay?
02:01And if you have any more brilliant ideas, check with me first.
02:05Yes, sir, Mr. Savage, sir.
02:08Give me a break, would you?
02:10You happen to be a hero of mine.
02:12Just try not to disappoint me anymore, okay?
02:15Okay.
02:18Mike, you are disgusting.
02:22No, I'm not, I'm from Brooklyn.
02:24That was the best.
02:25Hey, what about the Three Stooges?
02:27Which one?
02:28All of them.
02:29Lesson's over.
02:43Well, how do I look?
02:52Uh, uh, yeah.
02:54Talk to me.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Ooh, what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
03:00What a mighty mighty good man.
03:02What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Do yourself a favor.
03:08Go back, or I'm gonna kill you right now.
03:10I wanna take a minute or two and give much respect to, to the man that's made a difference in my world.
03:16And although most men are hoes, he goes on the down low, cause I never heard about him with another girl.
03:22You know, it must be something to do with my animal magnetism.
03:27Don't you think?
03:28Absolutely.
03:29But I don't sweat it, because it's just pathetic, to let it, get me involved in that he said, she said crowd.
03:36I know that ain't nobody perfect, I give props to those who deserve it, and believe me y'all, he's worth it.
03:42Now I wanna play another hand, I wanna take more of your money, and I'd like that pretty woman's phone number over there.
03:48So here's to the picture, cause we got through the past, I finally found somebody that could make me laugh.
03:55You so crazy, I think I wanna have your baby.
04:00You ever feel like we're getting too old for this?
04:02What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
04:06Yes he is.
04:08What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
04:11What a mighty good man.
04:13What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
04:17What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

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