00:06The necessary onboarding documents have been sent to you by HR via text message.
00:10Girl, did you get a new job?
00:13Are you finally quitting?
00:15No, it's a new mobile game called Chic Offer.
00:18It's a role-playing game where you start as an intern,
00:20then climb the corporate ladder,
00:22and become the CEO for this major fashion company.
00:25If Mr. Chamberlain finds out you're playing a game at work,
00:28you're going to be looking for a new job IRO.
00:32Guess what?
00:33I have an office romance.
00:36What?
00:37Wait, who?
00:39Is it Jerry from accounting?
00:41Actually, he's a manager.
00:44Should I fall in love or should I report him?
00:47Report who?
00:49No one?
00:50You were right. This game is awesome. I just got promoted.
00:54Explain yourselves.
00:57Mr. Chamberlain, we were just discussing the reports.
01:00No, I mean, how did you get promoted so quickly?
01:03I knew it. I should have never had that affair.
01:05It really affected my promotion.
01:08Click the link in the description to download Chic Offer today.
01:11Now let's start today's video.
01:13Ew!
01:14Why would I ever go out with someone like you?
01:16But we dated for almost a year in college.
01:19Yeah, that was before I got my inheritance.
01:21So...
01:22So, you're way too broke to get with someone like me now.
01:26Excuse me.
01:27Bring my champagne to my table in the back.
01:29Jade, wait a minute.
01:31What does love have to do with how much money I make?
01:34Everything.
01:36If two people are not on the same level financially,
01:40there will always be tension.
01:42And I don't do tension. Not anymore.
01:44You don't do tension anymore?
01:46Okay, but what does that even mean?
01:48It means that I deserve a life free from tension.
01:53And full of luxury.
01:55Because I spent way too much of my life as a regular person.
01:58Yuck.
01:59And I am never doing that again.
02:01So you think that dating me would bring you down?
02:04Exactly! See? You get it.
02:06No, I don't get it.
02:08I thought what we had was real.
02:10That we were working towards maybe something special.
02:13Come on, Rich. You're a nice guy.
02:16But I need a man who's gonna level up my life.
02:19You would just be an anchor.
02:21It's about time.
02:22Jeez.
02:25Ugh! Yuck!
02:26I ordered your best champagne.
02:28Not this swamp water. Ugh!
02:31Come on, you don't have to be so rude about it.
02:33Tell him that.
02:34He's the one that made the mistake, not me.
02:36Why are you still standing here?
02:38Go get me some proper champagne and hurry up!
02:42Jeez!
02:43Jade, you cannot talk to people that way.
02:45He's not a real person. He's the help.
02:48And the fact that you don't understand that is exactly why you and I will never work out together.
02:52You should just date someone in your own class.
02:55Like a waitress or a cashier or something.
02:58You know there's a lot more to a great relationship than money.
03:01It's about building each other up. Supporting each other.
03:05Being there for each other always, thick or thin.
03:08It's about a lot more than millions of dollars in your bank account.
03:13Okay, do you hear how pathetic you sound?
03:16In the real world, money is the most important thing.
03:20Especially in a relationship.
03:23Uh, okay. I'll take the hint.
03:25Good.
03:26Um, Jade, I...
03:30Look, I've known you a really long time.
03:32And I care about-
03:33Okay, if you're gonna be boring, can you at least be quick about it?
03:35All I'm trying to say is that as an accountant, I have seen a lot of people just blow through their inheritance.
03:42Yeah, well, I'm richer than a lot of people.
03:45Yes, you are.
03:47And even though it might seem like you have a lot of extra money right now, that could all run out tomorrow.
03:52And then what would you have?
03:54Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
03:56You're just jealous that you still have to have a job.
03:59You quit your job?
04:01Jade, when did you do that?
04:03The day that check cleared.
04:04No, no, no. You can't do that. That is crazy.
04:07No, no, no, no.
04:08You only think that's crazy because you are a broke loser who still has to work 70 hours a week just to pay his bills.
04:16Good luck, Jade. Um, I hope that it all works out for you.
04:20Oh, it's gonna work out just fine for me.
04:24You just worry about your own future.
04:27Finally. Jeez.
04:29Well, it takes so long.
04:31Oh, what is that smell?
04:34Are you so poor that you're wearing gasoline instead of perfume?
04:38I'm sorry?
04:39Not as sorry as my nostrils.
04:41Oh, I can't even breathe.
04:43Can you just get away from me?
04:45Can you please get this woman and her cheap perfume out of my sight?
04:49I'm about to spend $100,000 in your store.
04:52The least you could do is hire someone who could pretend to have some class.
04:56Ugh.
04:57I'm so sorry, miss. I would have a word with her right away.
05:02So handsome. What do you do for a living?
05:06I'm actually a senior sales manager for a medical device company.
05:10Wait, what? You don't even own the company you work for?
05:13Own it? No, I do things like...
05:15Okay, stop. Answer me this. How much money do you make a year?
05:18Uh, well, that depends. It could be...
05:21Okay, if you have to think about it, you're too broke for me.
05:23Ugh.
05:24Ow! Watch what you're doing, moron!
05:27I'm so sorry.
05:28Yeah, sorry is not gonna fix the bruise you just gave me.
05:31What kind of an idiot doesn't know how to put a bracelet on a customer that's literally half your job?
05:36Is there a problem here?
05:37Yes. Look what she did to my wrist.
05:39I don't know what kind of a business you run here, but I don't want any of the commissions from my purchases today to go to her.
05:46Or else I'm never coming back here. Got it?
05:50What do you mean you're a junior partner? You're not even a full partner?
05:54Not yet, but it is the biggest law firm in the city.
05:57I'm on pace to make partner by 40, which isn't too bad.
06:00Goodbye.
06:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:02If you're not careful, you're gonna miss out on the best in life waiting for Mr. Perfect.
06:07Have fun telling yourself that when you cry yourself to sleep in your two-bedroom apartment. Loser.
06:21Jade? Is that you?
06:24Rich.
06:25Wow, it's been what, like 15 years? What happened to you?
06:30Life happened. I blew through my inheritance money faster than I even thought was possible.
06:37Just buying things that I thought would make me happy, and instead they just put me into a pit of debt that I could never climb out of.
06:46What happened to your big plans to marry a man on your level?
06:49Well, when the money ran out, I couldn't afford to wait, so I got into a bad marriage with a guy who not only cheated on me, but stole the little money I had left before the divorce. So...
07:04I'm really sorry, Jade. You know I only wanted the best for you.
07:11Oh, whatever, Rich. Don't act like you're suddenly a better person than me. I mean, okay, yeah, my life didn't turn out the way I had planned, but you're in the same soup kitchen as me, so you're obviously still a loser.
07:23There you are, my love. Are you ready to go?
07:25Yeah. This is my friend from college, Jade. And Jade, this is my amazing wife, Tara.
07:33Oh, this is Jade. You're nothing at all like what I expected. You got buried?
07:38Yeah, uh, ten amazing years now. And each day is better than the last.
07:44Oh, come here. Oh, you're still cleaning trays. Come on, we have to leave, we have to take the kids to dinner.
07:49Okay, you're right, you're right.
07:52Wait, you're not eating here? Oh, no. We, um, we just volunteer here every weekend to give back to the community. We're not homeless. We may not have a ton of money, okay? But we are rich in love, and that's all we need.
08:07You said it. Okay, come on, let's go. Yes.
08:14Jade, um, it's not too late. If you try looking for love with your heart instead of just your bullets, maybe you'll find it.
