Jesse W. Haywood (Don Knotts) graduates from dental school in Philadelphia in 1870 and goes west to become a frontier de | dG1fWUpRTHBRZjZySTA
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00:00Don Knotts, a western hero?
00:05It's no mirage, or is it?
00:09He's a humbanger, a western swinger,
00:12but he has a little trouble with his trigger banger.
00:15When he takes aim, it's in the largest mess,
00:18he's the shakiest gun for the west.
00:21Don starts out trying to be a fast draw in dental college,
00:25hoping to save the molars of America.
00:28When who should walk into his life but gorgeous Barbara Rhodes?
00:33Could you just open your mouth?
00:47What does she want with Don?
00:49She's really a hard-riding, fast-shooting lady bandit,
00:53working as an undercover agent for the government,
00:55and she must have a husband to join the wagon train.
00:58Poor Don. He hasn't got a chance.
01:05You can't sleep like that. Those spurs will kill me.
01:12What do you do?
01:13Take her and start using that six-gun.
01:15I've been looking all over town for you.
01:37What do you want?
01:40Is that you?
01:43Yes, that's me.
01:47It's her. She's the agent.
01:49Let's get her.
01:50Heywood!
02:02Did you want me for something?
02:07Heywood, I'm even going to let you draw first.
02:16He's the shakiest gun in the west.
02:20Yeah, he's the shakiest gun in the west.
02:25Yeah, he's the shakiest gun in the west.
02:25Here are you, if you were fours on Wirth beast.
02:31The shakiest gun in the east is the shakiest gun.
02:33There's a gun where you can see and keep her.
02:35It's her run.
02:37I think, he's the shakiest gun in the west is the shakiest gun.
02:40I love you.
02:41I'm Hin Grey.
02:43I'm coming alive.
02:44Indeed.