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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and friends.
00:10Most wine you can have without marinara sauce.
00:25Let's find a ways to eat, guys.
00:27Music to my ears are a bubble.
00:29I have a date with Gwendolyn tonight so I should eat lights.
00:32Let's only go to Tua.
00:37Gentlemen.
00:38Where?
00:40Welcome to Belle of La Forme's Mystic Museum.
00:43For the five major dollars, you can view great mysteries of the ages.
00:49Okay, here's your money. Show us the mysteries of the ages.
00:52Behave yourself. Try not to drool on anything expensive.
00:56This is the curse of one of our people.
01:00If you touch it, all your children will grow up to be encyclopedias salesmen.
01:08Now that's what I call a curse.
01:10Oh, I know what this is. It's a 19th century Mayan temple bell, right?
01:15No, that's a fire extinguisher.
01:17That was my next guess.
01:21Don't touch anything over here.
01:24I said don't touch anything over here.
01:28Over here, we have the island of Ears.
01:32Then if two people touch the island, we'll grind the stage.
01:37Yeah, right.
01:38Well, that's it.
01:40That's it. Two statues and a fire extinguisher?
01:42You promised me great mysteries.
01:44What did I get through my money?
01:46That's what I'm gonna miss today.
01:48What are we-
01:49Come on, Garfield.
01:50Come on, Elise.
01:51What?
01:52What?
01:53I'll go get dinner ready, guys.
01:57Dinner!
01:58Dinner!
01:59Dinner!
02:00More!
02:01And hurry it up.
02:02I have to go meet Gwendolyn for a date.
02:04Yes, they don't know what I mean.
02:05My food.
02:06And everyone else.
02:07Got to go find a gift for Gwendolyn.
02:08See you later.
02:09Bye.
02:10Bye.
02:11Bye.
02:12Bye.
02:13Bye.
02:14Bye.
02:15Bye.
02:16Bye.
02:17Bye.
02:18Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:20Bye.
02:21Bye.
02:22Bye.
02:23Bye.
02:25Bye.
02:26Bye.
02:27John's looking a little strange tonight.
02:29But then John always looks a little strange.
02:34That's not like Odie.
02:35Even Garfield's something like that.
02:37I guess he's got a favorite stop.
02:39Garfield! Garfield!
02:41What?
02:52I mean Odie. I mean...
02:54I mean...
02:54I...
02:55I don't know why.
02:58Garfield's acting like Odie.
03:00Odie's acting like Garfield.
03:01But why do you...
03:02If two people touch the uncle,
03:06their minds exchange.
03:08No.
03:09It's not possible.
03:12Garfield.
03:16Garfield.
03:17Odie.
03:18What?
03:20Garfield, Odie, and Odie is Garfield.
03:22Now straighten this out.
03:24Odie.
03:25Whoever you are.
03:26We have to find Odie.
03:28Or Garfield.
03:29Or whoever you are.
03:31Come on.
03:34Come on, Odie.
03:35Hey, Gwendolyn, how are you?
03:43Don't, Gwendolyn, honey, me, Rick.
03:45I told you.
03:46It's all over between us.
03:49I'm Garfield tonight.
03:52Garfield?
03:53That fat, lazy wimp.
03:56Ew.
03:56He is a gentle cat, unlike some people I could name.
04:02Hi, Gwendolyn.
04:03What?
04:03What do you want, dog?
04:05Who are you calling a dog?
04:07I am calling you a dog.
04:09Dog.
04:09And I think dog.
04:11Excuse me, I think I have to be any place to go.
04:14Hey, why are you chasing me?
04:18I'm a fellow cat.
04:19I'm a dog.
04:20I'm trying to come.
04:23We've got a place to go.
04:25Uh, I mean, please go for it.
04:28Oh, look, go.
04:29Someone's out of the road.
04:32Where's Garfield?
04:34It's not like it's been a lady.
04:36Unless someone's been passing out the time yet.
04:38Oh, here it comes.
04:40Well, it's about time.
04:42What do you have to say for yourself?
04:46Hey, what's wrong with you?
04:52I thought you said you were going to bring me a gift.
04:55No.
04:55No.
04:57No.
05:04No, thanks.
05:08I need all of the classy guys.
05:17I'll get you a dog.
05:21Why do you keep calling me a dog?
05:24That guy's been hitting a cat that's too hard.
05:26He's so highly bananas if he thinks I'm a dog.
05:32I've had nightmares about this.
05:35Listen, I may look like a cat.
05:37Somehow I wound up in a dog's body and I wouldn't believe it either.
05:41So I'll just run it.
05:45Hey, why am I running?
05:46I'm a dog.
05:54Hey.
05:54Hey.
05:55Hey.
05:55Hey.
05:56Hey.
05:56Hey.
05:57Hey.
05:58Hey.
05:59Hey.
05:59Hey.
05:59Hey.
05:59Hey.
05:59Hey.
05:59Hey.
06:00Hey.
06:00Hey.
06:00Hey.
06:00Hey.
06:01Hey.
06:02Hey.
06:02Hey.
06:03Hey.
06:04Hey.
06:05Hey.
06:06Hey.
06:07Hey.
06:08Hey.
06:08Hey.
06:09Hey.
06:09Hey.
06:10I don't want to see you again.
06:12Huh?
06:14There I am.
06:16I mean, there's me, but it's not me.
06:18I mean, either. I can't figure this one out.
06:20Garfield! Oh, hey, whichever
06:22he was which, come with me.
06:24We have to get back to that museum and straighten you too well.
06:30The piece of joint art
06:32is where the motor's fault ball is.
06:34I paid eleven bucks for that.
06:36Well, it worked.
06:38I don't.
06:40Wish.
06:44I just hope it works first.
06:46Garfield? Odie?
06:48Come out. Come.
06:50Whichever you are.
06:52I'm...
06:54Hey, I'm me again.
06:58Help me pick up the pieces of my
07:00price with my immobiles.
07:02It may be for the best.
07:04This thing could be too dangerous for the world.
07:06If I ever need another brain Odie,
07:08I'm gonna ask for yours.
07:10Uh-huh?
07:11Yeah.
07:12I want one that's never been used.
07:16Let's go home.
07:18I'm just glad this is over.
07:20Oh, I see.
07:22I hope this is the last time to see a bird.
07:24I hope this is the last time to see a bird.
07:26I hope this next time to see a bird.
07:28I hope this is the last time to see a bird,
07:32She doesn't smell like it.
07:34She's so angry,ダヤ,
07:36She doesn't smell like an animal.
07:38She doesn't smell like a bird.
07:40They're so jealous.
07:42He's so jealous.
07:44Enjoy yourself outside, Garton.
08:14Good night, Garton, good night, Sheldon.
08:27Where's the sleeping ass?
08:29Yeah, read us a story.
08:31A story?
08:32But guys, it's late.
08:34I can't sleep without a story.
08:36Yeah, Archie, you only read us a story.
08:41Alright, how about the three musketeers?
08:45Sorry, read us that one.
08:47Okay, how about Robin Hood?
08:49Read it.
08:50How about Black Beauty?
08:51Read it.
08:52Hello, reporter.
08:56I'm very thin.
08:58We read it to you.
08:59There's only one left, this copy of Cinderella.
09:02CINDERELLA!
09:03CINDERELLA!
09:04CINDERELLA!
09:05CINDERELLA!
09:06CINDERELLA!
09:07CINDERELLA!
09:08It's this or nothing.
09:09Maybe we can fix it up, make it more interesting.
09:12Whatever you say.
09:13Once upon a time...
09:15Boring!
09:16I'll ignore that.
09:17Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl, her name was Cinderella.
09:22CINDERELLA!
09:23CINDERELLA!
09:24CINDERELLA!
09:25CINDERELLA!
09:26CINDERELLA!
09:27CINDERELLA!
09:28CINDERELLA!
09:29CINDERELLA!
09:30CINDERELLA!
09:31CINDERELLA!
09:32CINDERELLA!
09:33CINDERELLA!
09:34CINDERELLA!
09:35This
09:54CINDERELLA!
09:55Orson has three ugly stepbrothers.
10:00Sisters?
10:01Let's make a brother.
10:02Three ugly stepbrothers.
10:04I've got a good idea.
10:06Let's make them ninjas.
10:09Ninjas in a fetcher?
10:11Why would they're...
10:12Oh, never mind.
10:14All right, they're ninjas.
10:15And these ninjas treated poor Orson like dirt.
10:25One day, the king's messenger came by the cottage pet store to announce a royal proclamation.
10:38Here he is.
10:40Here he is.
10:41His majesty, the royal king announces.
10:44I think he should be a rap master, like in the music video.
10:48Whatever you say.
10:50One day, the king's royal, um, rap master boogied in to lay out the latest.
10:57Now listen, pal, and listen tight.
10:59It happened at this very night.
11:01The king is gonna throw a ball.
11:03With what?
11:05Hey-o, his daughter Deer could use a bait.
11:07So don't forget this, mellow date.
11:10You're all invited to be there.
11:12So be around.
11:13Don't be any square.
11:15The ugliest stepsist, the step-brug, step-ninja, told Orson he was forbidden to go to the
11:23boba.
11:24What's up?
11:25What's up?
11:26What's up?
11:27What's up?
11:28What's up?
11:29What's up?
11:30The ninjas were all excited.
11:31They were hoping that one of them would meet the princess.
11:37That night, the ninjas headed for the party, leaving Cinder Orson at the shop where he was
11:41trying to knit a body stocking to the boa constrictor.
11:44When suddenly, who should appear but isn't that?
11:48Boring!
11:49Fairy godmothers are boring.
11:51Every story has a fairy godmother or two in it.
11:54Let's think of the richest guy in the world.
11:57Okay, fine.
11:58Who should appear but the richest guy in the world?
12:01Who?
12:02Yes, my boy.
12:03I am very rich, and I will bless you any rich you would make.
12:08So, what would you give us a dollar?
12:10Two, five, gallons, I guess.
12:12Orson wasn't very private.
12:14He said, more than anything, I'd like to go to the ball.
12:18So, the richest guy in the world pulled out his magic wand and waited.
12:21And like I said, he pulled out his credit card.
12:23Let me do this part.
12:24He pulled out his snazzy sports card and got him a whole new wardrobe at the ball.
12:29And then Orson was ready to go to the party.
12:33And then Orson, his rich godfather gave him a warning.
12:37And so, the next day his father comes out tomorrow.
12:40So, you simply have to be back by midnight.
12:43So, Orson headed to the party which was held at the king's castle.
12:47So, let's have her on a fancy nightclub.
12:49Like I said, a fancy nightclub.
12:51And no sooner could we see her than it was on the first side.
12:54Here comes the mushy part.
12:56The princess was beautiful and when she...
12:58Let's bring her a cowgirl.
12:59No.
13:00No.
13:01She's an astronaut.
13:02No.
13:03Even Heather.
13:04She's a race car driver.
13:05And she's got an equal to it.
13:06No.
13:07She's a princess.
13:08And there's only one of her.
13:09And she and Orson fall madly in love.
13:11And they dance and dance and dance a whole lot.
13:13And they lose track of time.
13:14Orson forgot about being home by 12.
13:16And suddenly the clock began to toll 12.
13:19Orson had to get out of there before he turned back to his old self.
13:22He was freeing when he launched one of his shoes.
13:25And when does the wolf come in?
13:26Well, there's no wolf in Cinderella.
13:28It's a fairy tale, isn't it?
13:30Yeah.
13:31Every fairy tale has a wolf in it.
13:33Sometimes two.
13:34Why do you want a wolf?
13:35Why do you want a wolf?
13:36Why do you want a wolf?
13:37Guys, there's no place for a wolf in this story.
13:40You can fit it in.
13:41Sure.
13:42What if an Orson is running out of the nightclub?
13:44This mean, nasty wolf.
13:46No matter.
13:52Now, here's Michael.
13:53When the big car comes out,
13:54one of the dinosaurs come out.
13:55I'm telling you, this is really great.
13:57Nice.
13:58I'm in Cinderella!
13:59That's true!
14:00It's true!
14:01I'm in Cinderella,
14:02and and so on...
14:03...and there's a UFO one Georgie...
14:04...and now looking for the living against the raccoon
14:06and the dinosaurs and Cinderella.
14:07Okay!
14:08That's it.
14:09Enough!
14:10What about the end of our story?
14:12Then the planet Judah collide with the spaceship!
14:15No!
14:16This is not the story of Cinderella.
14:19The story of Cinderella is this…
14:23Cinderella was a poor girl who lived with her ugly stepsisters.
14:26One day, they announced that the king was throwing balls so the prince could choose a bribe.
14:28The stepsisters wouldn't let Cinderella go to the ball, so she stayed home, and the fairy godmother appeared to change the pumpkin into a coach and said,
14:33Why is it worse? She would show Cinderella to be home by 12 or else.
14:35And Cinderella went to college, and she looked beautiful, and the prince stopped in love with her, but then it was a while, but she had a brief, so she ran off.
14:39But she left one glass slipper behind her, and the prince said,
14:41I must find a woman whose butt fits his shoe, and I'll marry her, and he went to the house until he found Cinderella for the marriage, and lived after the ever after that.
14:46And that's the end of that, I'm going to bed!
14:48Good night to your dreams again in the morning.
14:53Sheldon?
14:55Yeah, Brooklyn?
14:57What did you think of the story?
14:59Oh, it was kind of awesome. I need more ninjas.
15:02Yeah, it is.
15:04Oh, good night.
15:06It all began a year or three ago. John was taking us on a vacation.
15:20Oh.
15:23Let's get pizza. You probably want to get pizza, Cartoon.
15:26Easy guess.
15:29We'll stop here.
15:30Plastic's Pizza.
15:32Pardon.
15:33Sounds yummy.
15:34Not really, but hey, pizza's pizza.
15:35Well, actually.
15:36People often ask, how bad this food have to be so that you won't eat it?
15:55About just that.
15:57So we went looking for another Italian restaurant.
16:00And that's when I smelled it.
16:01What is it, Garfield?
16:02Sandbox break?
16:03I don't know.
16:04Garfield?
16:05Garfield?
16:06Garfield?
16:07What it was, was the most delicious smelling Italian food ever.
16:10Manicotti.
16:11Peel Parmesan.
16:12Sausage and peppers.
16:13Cheese ravioli.
16:14No, meat ravioli.
16:16Garfield?
16:17Garfield?
16:18Garfield, do you want to eat here?
16:19Garfield?
16:20Garfield?
16:21Garfield?
16:22Did they really think I'd stand around outside when the pasta was on the inside?
16:23Or about to be on the inside?
16:24No, I'd be Italian food.
16:25I've had the cream and the mirror.
16:26But this was the greatest.
16:27The coop was named Mama Manicotti.
16:28She was also the waitress, cashier, and owner of the place.
16:30Do you like that?
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:32Oh!
16:33Say, do you know a motel?
16:34We're vacationing.
16:35Oh, you've been threatening.
16:36My spare room for the back!
16:37But it ain't going to be like I would get the same thing when I stand around outside
16:39when the pasta was on the inside.
16:40I think I'd stand around outside when the pasta was on the inside.
16:42We were about to be on the inside.
16:43Garfield?
16:44No, I didn't seem Italian food.
16:45I've had the cream and the mirror.
16:46But this was the greatest.
16:47I've had the cream and the mirror.
16:48But this was the greatest.
16:51The coop was named Mama Manicotti.
16:53The coop was also the waitress, cashier, and owner of the place.
16:55Ha-ha!
16:56You like that!
16:57Mm-hmm!
16:59Say, do you know a motel?
17:00Guys, want to stay here?
17:07I never want to stay anywhere else.
17:11She seemed surprised at that.
17:17It was obvious this place didn't get a lot of business.
17:20In fact, that wasn't a customer that had just come in.
17:23For the last of us, it must be because of my recipes.
17:28Hey.
17:30Plastique? The guy with the cardboard pieces?
17:33You wouldn't be able to use my recipes.
17:36A recipe is a recipe.
17:38No one comes to this dump.
17:40You'll be out of business soon, and you'll beg to sell me those recipes.
17:45Oh, I wonder if I needed the right thing.
17:50When a cat tells you you did all right, listen, they know.
17:55But what I didn't know was how badly Papa Plastique wanted her recipes.
17:59He wasn't doubtful.
18:01He knew how lousy the food in his places was.
18:04That woman's recipes are the key to millions.
18:07Whatever you have to to get them.
18:10Leave it to me, Papa.
18:11I mean it, Mr. Plastique.
18:14He was a private investigator, and he had a different approach to getting her recipes.
18:18He decided to steal them.
18:20But of course, we didn't know anything about that, and we settled down for the night.
18:24This was the fan of my labor husband.
18:27He used to run the cash register, and I would cook for him.
18:32Or still cook for him, in a way.
18:35I might beg of something I tasted and say Arnold would have loved.
18:40You would have loved tonight's dinner, that's for sure.
18:43Oh, our cat and dog wanted to sleep down in Paris.
18:45Is that okay, Mrs. Manacotti?
18:47I like the smell.
18:48Oh, that's fine.
18:50Sleep well, Mr. Arbuckle.
18:52And I'm good, Mama.
18:54Okay.
18:55Well, good night, Mama.
18:56Downstairs, the pooch and I were having trouble sleeping.
18:59We kept smelling cheese and garlic.
19:02Then there was that sound.
19:04Someone had decided to turn this place into a take-off service.
19:18Shhh.
19:19Our unwelcome visitor went right to the kitchen, where he started searching for Mama's recipes.
19:31Dad.
19:32Dad.
19:33What are you doing here?
19:34Dad.
19:35Dad.
19:36Dad.
19:37Dad.
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20:15Dad.
20:16Dad.
20:17I'll make you a deal. You give them your recipe, and if they can't duplicate your cooking, I'll give you $10,000.
20:25You have a deal!
20:33I think Chef's worth the day learning a recipe.
20:36So we've made it for change.
20:39Processed cheese instead of real, dehydrated tomatoes instead of fresh, frozen sausage.
20:45We have now replicated our spaghetti sauce.
20:50The cat will be our taste tester.
20:52You'd think taste-testing sauce would be a great job, but not this sauce.
20:57Yip and double yip.
20:59You cannot use a few ingredients. Only the best, only the freshest.
21:05Cosgrove, whip up another sample with real food in it.
21:09Oh, we made another batch. This time it wasn't the recipe exactly, and it wasn't bad, but it wasn't really good either.
21:19Try again.
21:21Well, they did.
21:24And again.
21:26And then.
21:27Finally, they gave up to Mr. Plastic.
21:31They gave her the money.
21:33You couldn't duplicate her cooking, even with the same recipe.
21:37Hmm.
21:38She must have some ingredients she didn't tell us about.
21:41As a matter of fact, she did.
21:43Well, there isn't much more to the story of Mama Manicotti.
21:47The money helped her fix up the plate, do some advertising.
21:50By the time we went back next year, things had changed a lot.
21:59She still cooks the food, and it's still the best I've ever tasted.
22:07Oh, wait.
22:08You're probably wondering, what was that missing ingredient?
22:12I'll show you.
22:13You see, Mama tastes her cooking constantly and keeps adding the right spices, so it's just perfect.
22:18Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:22It comes from the heart.
22:23Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:25It comes from the heart.
22:48Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:49Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:50Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:51Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:52Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:53Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:54Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:55Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:56Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:57Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:58Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
22:59Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:00Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:01Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:02Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:03Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:04Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:05Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:06Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
23:07Good cooking doesn't come from the kitchen.
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