A wild, warm, and wonderfully awkward ride with four adults who have yet to experience sexual intercourse, as they navig | dHNfbzItSVNpRXNpbTQ
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00:00How do you envision your first time?
00:02It's intimate. It's steamy.
00:07Pure paradise.
00:08Not on the beach, though, because that would hurt, I think, and get messy.
00:12I imagine it feels glorious because people do it so much.
00:15I'm, of course, going to be in my head of, like, am I doing this right? Am I doing this right?
00:18My fear is being bad at it.
00:20I am 37 years young.
00:22I'm 42.
00:23I'm 35 years old.
00:25I'm 34.
00:26I'm a virgin.
00:27Oh! Oh, my gosh!
00:30You got it!
00:31I have never masturbated.
00:33I've never had an orgasm.
00:34I'm a prude!
00:36I felt that.
00:37Of course I want it. Who doesn't want it?
00:39But I'm not sure I can even have sex.
00:42Deep breath in.
00:43Ooh.
00:45My situation is I am still a virgin.
00:49And what's even more crazy, I am a divorced virgin.
00:53That's wild.
00:54That is wild.
00:55We'll break that barrier sooner or later.
00:58Lord!
00:59Let me get a drink.
01:01This is where people say the magic happens.
01:04But unfortunately for me, it doesn't.
01:07The farthest I've went with a woman is just second base.
01:10Touching boobs.
01:11When was the last time you had a real date?
01:13Ten years ago.
01:14Whoa.
01:15I was just a really great guy.
01:16I don't know why he's still a virgin.
01:18It's Tondra speed dating.
01:20I am scared to approach women.
01:23He just needs to get laid.
01:24He just needs to get laid.
01:25I do believe in the fairy tale.
01:28But I don't hook up with people.
01:30I've never had a boyfriend.
01:31Like that is abnormal.
01:33Go Dan!
01:34Woo!
01:35I am extremely worried that having sex is never going to happen for me.
01:41Oh!
01:42I think that 34 is the perfect time.
01:45Oh my gosh.
01:46Oh my gosh.
01:47That's going to be fun.
01:48Spanking is my fetish.
01:50I was like, okay.
01:51Woo!
01:52Woo!
01:53What about self pleasure?
01:55I feel like it's so uncomfortable for you.
01:57Like, ew.
01:58I can't help it.
01:59This is who I am.
02:00I've had enough.
02:01Do you think anyone's cute in here, Dan?
02:03Hey boys.
02:04I get frustrated when people push me.
02:06Go have that conversation by yourself.
02:08What if I just turn into like a hoe?
02:12Kiss me, will ya?
02:15Oh my gosh.
02:16I didn't expect this to happen.