00:07Before the film begins, I'm going to give you a very short lesson.
00:12First, your imagination, or if I may say it, sex, since sex is all in our imaginations.
00:17It's our purpose here to have fun, only after it's over, I'm sure you'll be.
00:21Oh, so good at imagining, and just exactly like us, awfully naughty, but, oh dear, a perfect weekend host.
00:28Yes, everything's all nicely filmed, all about my sister's fancy friends, who simply never sleep at all.
00:35They're very charming, very experienced, but find a bed, and before a girl can say yes, somebody is sure to move in next to her.
00:42Sorry, I'm forgetting to give you my lesson.
00:44If you watch closely, you'll see how everything's done, and you can specialize.
00:47I say, what's the point in sex if you can't enjoy it? Happiness is where you find it.
00:52Yes?
00:52It's only me.
00:53If you find this shocking, you'd better find it out now, because this show is all Pussycats, Naughty and Nights, and you'll be seeing, oh, if I told that, I'd blush a little.
01:03This film shows modern youth, but the way it is, dig?
01:06For fun today, we do what would have been shocking in our parents' time.
01:10There's no sense preaching either.
01:11Kids today all expect some sex.
01:14Okay, so I'm a Pussycat, you must face it.
01:17Far as I'm concerned, you're young for so few years, and you should enjoy it.
01:22And before it's too late, you've just got to make it and be free.
01:25You can't stop friendly fun.
01:28Don't get an idealistic hang-up, because then you've had it.
01:32Forget the old hot air.
01:33Belongs in the dark ages, okay?
01:35And besides, sex is better for you than anything, and not fattening at all.
01:39Fraidy cat?
01:40Then don't be.
01:41The show starts in just a few seconds, because this is it.
