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  • 5/22/2025
In this new hour, Warren goes on the offensive, taking down poison ivy, snakes, and pretty much the entire great outdoor | dG1fOXF0OXUyb29VWE0
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00:00College wrestling is hard. It's very hard. I figured it out quick.
00:04Our first match was against this team, the University of Northern Iowa.
00:08And I wrestled this guy, and he was what they call in NCAA wrestling, better than me.
00:17So we start wrestling, and I got, like, tired.
00:21Like, I just, I was just laying there. I couldn't move.
00:24And they were all yelling at me. I was like, guys, I agree. This is bad.
00:30But we're not going to fix it tonight.
00:31Usually, when I get this tired, I do not get untired for, like, two or three hours.
00:37My coach yelled, get up. I was like, I don't know if you saw.
00:40I tried to do that seven seconds ago, and he didn't want me to.
00:45Like, he threw me back down, coach. That's why I'm still down here.
00:50Were you not even watching?
00:53Then it got worse. The referee, the one guy in the gymnasium charged with my safety,
00:59he started making fun of me, the referee.
01:02He goes, are you okay down there, son? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:07He didn't care if I was okay. He was trying to get last.
01:09And as a comedian, I can tell you, he was good.
01:13Like, he had a good show.
01:16Like, he killed. He killed.
01:18Like, they all laughed at me.
01:20It was humiliating.
01:21And my coach never let me forget that moment, ever.
01:24That was my freshman year.
01:25If I had one bad practice my senior year, he'd bring it up.
01:29Warren, this reminds me of when you laid down at Northern Iowa.
01:34Technically, I was forced down, coach.
01:36Laid down.
01:39Even if I had a good practice, Warren, you got after today.
01:42Good job.
01:43Bunner, you're an embarrassment.
01:45You remind me of when Warren laid down at Northern Iowa.
01:49First, you're gonna lose.
02:11Right now.
02:13Right now.
02:13More than likely.
02:14Right now.
02:14Right here.
02:15Right now.

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