- 5/24/2025
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00:00Jacob and Zach are going to be tasked with learning everything they can about soft-serve
00:07ice cream.
00:08And then we're going to buy a machine.
00:09Let's go boys.
00:10Apparently, D-Wade's coming to the office, and if I see him, I might pass out.
00:14Dwayne Wade.
00:15You get Dwayne Wade?
00:16Why are you putting the camera on me?
00:17Dwayne Wade's right over there.
00:18You got the camera on?
00:19My wife did not eat my booty either.
00:20Do you have a second just to kind of tell the camera how you got your start at Barstool?
00:31Sure, I can do that for you, Kevin, no problem.
00:33I did the...
00:34What's your name?
00:35Oh, gotcha.
00:36Kevin, I'm Zach.
00:37Nice to meet you, Kevin.
00:38So we did, late last year, they had like, John Green had a Grin Grinder tryout.
00:43You're still not really loosened up yet, are you?
00:45I'm working on it.
00:46I haven't loosened up enough.
00:47Do you have anxiety?
00:48Do you have anxiety or something like that?
00:49Yeah, a little bit.
00:50You know, I guess everybody's got a little level of anxiety.
00:54Today did come out a little more than usual, getting to know each other a little bit more
00:57on a personal level and on a work level through those efforts can certainly lighten up, yes
01:03sir.
01:04I'm going to call you Zach.
01:05Zach O'Rourke.
01:06Yeah.
01:07So coach or sir, which one?
01:08Are you calling me coach or John?
01:09We'll go with coach John, sir, coach.
01:10We got one.
01:11I failed that one.
01:12Thank you, sir.
01:13I think it went well.
01:15I think it went well.
01:17I appreciate the opportunity to compete here today to try to get a spot on the production
01:21team.
01:22I look forward to it.
01:23I think it went okay.
01:24I think it went good.
01:25I think it went good.
01:26I made it to the end of the interview process, but I didn't quite get the position.
01:30I shot Austin an email because I know that they spend a lot of time in Florida and I'm
01:34based out of Florida as well, so I asked him if they ever needed any help with anything.
01:39I'd appreciate a production experience and then they shot me an email and said, yeah,
01:43if you'd like to help out with the March Madness streams, so I helped out with the March Madness
01:46streams and then they were gracious enough to offer me a position here, so it's our first
01:51day here today.
01:52We're going to do the best we can do to help out.
01:54If you need any help with anything, let me know.
01:55I'm happy to do it.
01:56You want to just do like a tour?
01:57Yeah, yeah.
01:58Let's do that.
01:59Okay.
02:00We can do that.
02:01Yeah.
02:02All right.
02:03Cool.
02:04Where do you want to go first?
02:05What are you thinking?
02:06Why don't you just lead the way?
02:07Wait.
02:08Okay.
02:09Oh, you can bring the water.
02:20It's cool.
02:21I just need you to put this in.
02:22Okay.
02:23Oh, shit.
02:24So we got offices up here, a little conference room I noticed the other day.
02:29Seems like you know your way around.
02:35A little elevator action there.
02:36Let's go.
02:37Shout out to that guy down front.
02:39What's up, Paige?
02:40Good to see you again.
02:41Good to see you.
02:42Miss Kim said something about first day or something.
02:43I wasn't sure what we were supposed to do.
02:44Oh, that'll be Paige.
02:45She'll be here in like...
02:46I apologize for that.
02:47I got to swap the video.
02:48You're good.
02:49Great to see you again.
02:50Thank you very much.
02:51Did you call her Paige?
02:52Yes.
02:53There's a lot of names.
02:54I'm trying to get them all.
02:55We've all done that, right?
02:56Yeah, of course.
02:57Game and cave action.
02:58You want some games?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Do you have a favorite part about the office?
03:01Oh, I mean, I love the cork.
03:02I feel it.
03:04It always feels like a Dick's Sporting Goods.
03:05It's like cane everywhere.
03:06Shoot for ball?
03:07No, it's his first day.
03:08No, no, no.
03:09It's a gentleman's game, Jacob.
03:10Yeah.
03:11What the fuck?
03:12He's just wet.
03:13Beginner's luck, man.
03:14That's all it is.
03:15Oh, my God.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:17Oh, my God.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Oh, my God.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:44Fuck.
03:45Great game.
03:46He's acrobats.
03:47Great game.
03:48Great game.
03:49He's wet.
03:50I don't know what he's talking about.
03:51He's wet.
03:52We had a nice little one v one to one.
03:54Yeah.
03:55I'm sure we'll do two out of three at some point.
03:57That was just the first game.
03:58What do you guys want to get into next?
04:00It's your tour.
04:01Oh, okay.
04:02Yeah, we can do that.
04:03Yeah, we can do that.
04:05Why are we raising the prices around here?
04:09Hey, what's up, brother? Mike.
04:10Jack, nice to meet you.
04:11Great to meet you.
04:12We met, but...
04:13What do you think about their...
04:14First formal introduction.
04:15Yeah, they're raising the prices.
04:16What was the original...
04:1725 cents, now it's a dollar.
04:18Oh, great.
04:20Oh, bullshit.
04:21Three times increase?
04:22Three times increase.
04:23Overnight, like, was it gradual?
04:24We go to 50, 75 a dollar?
04:25No, it's just...
04:2625, 75 a dollar.
04:27Sometimes it just hops up right to a dollar.
04:29You think it's like a congestion pricing?
04:31I think that's like a lot of people hit the machine early.
04:33I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off.
04:35Sorry to hear that, man.
04:36A dollar's still a great fucking deal, though.
04:38Yeah, I need to go get more quarters.
04:40I got a dollar.
04:41How's your first day?
04:42You want a dollar? I got a dollar.
04:43No, no, no.
04:44Okay. First day's going good.
04:45Yeah?
04:46We'll figure out the price on the machine.
04:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:48We'll get it squared away.
04:49Zach, you gotta figure that out, man.
04:50I'll do my best, man.
04:51You'd know better than I would.
04:52Huh?
04:53You'd know better than I would.
04:54All right.
04:55All right, that was Kadek.
04:56Kadek, seems like a great guy.
04:57It was nice to meet him.
04:59I've been fighting a battle for 25 years where I just have no eyebrows.
05:02They're so blonde, you can't even see them.
05:04And I got them trimmed so short the last time I got a haircut
05:07that you literally could not see them on camera.
05:10I looked like I was totally bald in my eyebrows.
05:12So I went to a professional.
05:14I gave in, and I got them dyed.
05:16And I'm very nervous.
05:18This is the most nervous I've ever been to be in the office,
05:21but I'll reveal them right now.
05:23You ready?
05:26Oh, my God.
05:28Holy shit.
05:31It's different.
05:32It's different.
05:33It certainly is different.
05:35It certainly is.
05:37Is it this one?
05:38What?
05:39What are you looking at?
05:40Your eye.
05:41No, look above my eye, Doug.
05:43I don't want to see anything that bad.
05:46Okay, cool.
05:47That's a good sign.
05:48I wish I had more to say, but.
05:50Oh, I think people are going to laugh at me relentlessly.
05:52But then I think it's going to be one of those things over time
05:54where people realize, oh, yeah, like, it does actually work.
05:57I think it does match my hair color at the very least.
06:01And I think overall it's going to be a kickoff to an amazing summer.
06:06The summer of Scoof, as some people are calling it.
06:08This is the first step.
06:09Is this going to be the show?
06:10I think so.
06:11Is this just like the focal point of the whole show?
06:13The sunglasses are so big.
06:15They draw so much attention to it.
06:17He didn't have those sunglasses.
06:20I've never seen him wear those sunglasses before,
06:22so they were so bad that they made him go out
06:25and get new sunglasses to cover.
06:29You have to leave those on for like the first 30 minutes of the show.
06:32I didn't know how we wanted to do it.
06:34By the way, this is like an own goal.
06:36You didn't lose a bet.
06:37No one told you you had to do this.
06:39You just went out and did it.
06:41It was an internal battle that I was facing for a while
06:43where I realized I should probably actually do this.
06:47What the fuck does that mean?
06:49You can never see my eyebrows on camera.
06:51It's a career move.
06:53I'm trying to actually have eyebrows on camera now.
06:56Why now?
06:57Because the last time I got my hair cut,
06:59they trimmed them too short.
07:01And you couldn't see them.
07:02I was bald on my forehead.
07:03This being the gateway to Conor getting plastic surgery,
07:06it's going to be awesome.
07:07It's Conor's world.
07:08It might leave the show, boys.
07:09I don't know what to tell you.
07:10We're going to have a great time.
07:11We're going to have a great time.
07:13It's Conor's world.
07:14It might leave the show, boys.
07:15I don't know what to tell you.
07:16We're going to go over there and he's going to be wearing those.
07:18I would say it's a drastic change.
07:21Every single time I look in a mirror now,
07:23I don't recognize myself.
07:25I can barely get face ID on my phone.
07:27All right.
07:28I guess we'll see.
07:29We'll find out on the show.
07:31Would you like to say some words before this happens?
07:34Yeah.
07:35For anybody who's like,
07:37this is kind of like a weird thing to do,
07:39you can't see my eyebrows on camera.
07:42They're so blonde.
07:43So I decided to dye them.
07:44And without further ado, yeah,
07:46I guess I'll take them off right now.
07:48And they will get lighter.
07:49They're dark right now, though.
07:50They're going to fade.
07:51But anyway, here we go.
07:52Ready?
07:53Oh, my God.
07:58No.
07:59No way.
08:02I have eyebrows now.
08:03Quick time out over on this.
08:04We're going to need a time out.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Conor, take your headphones off.
08:07Okay.
08:08They just look normal.
08:12I don't like that at all.
08:14Normal eyebrows.
08:15I thought they were going to be hideous.
08:16I was only yelling, what the fuck,
08:18because I felt like that's what he wanted us to do for the clip.
08:21I don't.
08:22He just looked like a normal dude.
08:24Yeah.
08:25If you wouldn't have known, you wouldn't.
08:27Actually, they kind of look pretty good.
08:29I think it went as best as it possibly could.
08:31They thought it was a huge oversell on the reveal.
08:34People laughing at me as soon as I got into the office didn't help.
08:37But I think on the show, it went over okay.
08:40Jacob and Zach are going to be tasked with
08:44learning everything they can about soft-serve ice cream.
08:47And then we're going to buy a machine.
08:49They need to become experts.
08:50Do they need all the proof that they can do it before we get the machine?
08:53They need to know.
08:54The machine I buy, they need to know they can handle it.
08:57Right.
08:58So we need to come up with questions.
08:59Yeah.
09:00So I'm excited.
09:01Task force.
09:02Ice cream task force.
09:03You boys on the hunt for some ice cream?
09:07We are doing a little bit of ice cream research.
09:09It's early stages, but it's going well.
09:11As of right now, what do you know about ice cream?
09:15Soft-serve specifically?
09:16Soft-serve-wise, they've got a liquid base, powder base.
09:21Each flavor on the machine, you're going to need a hopper.
09:23So you've got one hopper, one flavor, three hoppers, three flavors.
09:27That's what I've got so far.
09:29I feel like we have an important job.
09:30Cream Boy Summer.
09:32I'm feeling good.
09:33I'm ready to cream.
09:35I'm a little nervous because my favorite food is probably ice cream,
09:40but I have to show much restraint in how much I buy it
09:43because I know I'll eat it all at once.
09:46But hopefully it turns into one of the things where it's like you have it available
09:49and it becomes less appealing the more available it is.
09:55I don't know.
09:56Apparently, there's a Blizzard machine on Facebook Marketplace,
09:59which I think would definitely appeal to Big Cat,
10:01but servicing that and having to clean that would be a disaster.
10:04It would be a little different.
10:05So I don't know.
10:06I think Saucer is more of like a rinse-through situation
10:08because they're either gravity-fed or pressure-fed,
10:10so it's coming from the top down.
10:12I think a lot of that is just hook up a hose, rinse it out good.
10:15The blender could be a little different.
10:17I'm just happy to be on the cream team.
10:20Oh, hold on.
10:21I think I'm getting an important call.
10:23Hello?
10:26How's it going?
10:27Yes, we are.
10:28We were looking at the C713 unit
10:31and kind of looking for what a quote would look like
10:34or we're trying to get a soft-serve machine for our office.
10:37Pretty big.
10:38We have about 100 people.
10:39And how long would you say the mix and the hoppers could stay for?
10:51Close the deal.
10:53Okay.
10:54Fantastic.
10:55And what would the quote look like for used versus new?
10:58Okay.
10:59Sounds good.
11:00Well, let me talk to my higher-ups
11:02and would I be able to call you back at this number?
11:06Okay.
11:07Fantastic.
11:08He's getting pushed around.
11:10This is a bad start.
11:11You're getting pushed around.
11:12You're getting pushed around.
11:13You're getting pushed around.
11:14What's that?
11:15Take a little control here.
11:16Relatively quickly.
11:17I think the conversation is going great.
11:18No, it's not.
11:19It's building good rapport.
11:20He's asking, like, can I call back?
11:21Can I do this?
11:22Like, you've got to fucking take some control.
11:25How's my cream team doing?
11:26The cream team is doing well.
11:27We're fielding calls.
11:28We're, like, I just talked to the manufacturer
11:31and they have a brand-new C713 unit in stock.
11:36How much?
11:37That's the thing.
11:38The new lists at, like, 30-something thousand.
11:40Oh.
11:41Yeah.
11:42But the used market is way lower.
11:43Used market is 12 to 18.
11:45They don't hold value like that.
11:47Has anyone reached out to possibly do a deal
11:50or give us one for free?
11:51No, no deals.
11:52All right, well, let's keep our eyes out for some free shit.
11:55If you would like to use the skills,
11:58I will add a special advisor to the task force,
12:02and that is Benjamin Mintz.
12:04And he can be, you can advise with Ben Mintz
12:07about getting shit for free.
12:09That's his expertise.
12:10Okay.
12:11He doesn't do anything else well
12:12except getting shit for free.
12:14How do I mention that I know Big Cat
12:16or I work for Barstool, I know Dave
12:19without making it awkward?
12:20That's your guy.
12:21Look at him.
12:22Networking.
12:23That's the guy.
12:24Networking.
12:25He is, I say this with all due respect,
12:28a freeloader.
12:29He'll tell you how.
12:30I don't deny Big Cat.
12:32See?
12:33He knows himself.
12:34You in with any professional equipment guys?
12:37Sit right next to him.
12:38I want to take a picture.
12:39I got something.
12:40Everyone scoot in and look at the computer.
12:44This is what it's like.
12:47Everyone look at the computer, Mintz.
12:49It's like the original Apple TV.
12:51Oh my God, what a team.
12:53He's special advisor for getting shit for free.
12:56I'm hereby appointing him.
13:01Is that what you said?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Is this like a chef's store?
13:04He does equipment stuff.
13:07I can call him.
13:08Zach, nice to meet you.
13:09Pleasure to meet you.
13:10Donnie Jacob, nice to meet you.
13:11I have an ice cream maker here.
13:12You do?
13:13Yeah.
13:14I have like a $5,000 ice cream machine.
13:16What?
13:17Yeah, from my restaurant.
13:19I was coming to tell you this.
13:21What the fuck?
13:22I made the cream tea.
13:23I know.
13:24I saw this yesterday.
13:25My plan was this summer to make a different flavor of ice cream every week and package
13:27it up for you.
13:28Hold on.
13:29It's not soft serve.
13:30No.
13:31If they have soft serve, that's different.
13:33I want a soft serve.
13:34Every day I want to be able to get soft serve chocolate and vanilla.
13:37That's it.
13:38That's easy.
13:39The cream team can handle that.
13:40I'm going to make flavor ice cream every week though.
13:41Separate.
13:42Hey, you guys can use Donnie too.
13:45He'll be by far the smartest person of the cream team.
13:49All right?
13:51What are you trying to say, Donnie?
13:53He's by far the smartest.
13:55What are you trying to say?
13:57Donnie's a lot smarter than you guys.
13:59What are you trying to say?
14:00Okay.
14:01This is a double hopper with a twist option in the middle.
14:0320 quarts.
14:04That's a good one.
14:05The sides are 40 quarts total.
14:06It's huge.
14:07It is pretty huge.
14:08I would try to go a size smaller than this.
14:10You're going to throw away most of the ice cream every day because you do have to change
14:14it every day.
14:15The guy on the phone said that this model specifically has a standby mode.
14:19At night, you turn on standby.
14:22How often do you have to empty it and clean it?
14:25About once a week.
14:27A week seems ridiculous.
14:30I don't think it's a week.
14:31There's definitely a soft serve you can get that's for your home or even the gas station
14:35ones.
14:36Look at those first.
14:38We have the voltage for that, but it's going to be a pain in the ass.
14:41Start on the smaller side.
14:43Yes, sir.
14:44Thank you very much.
14:45Yes, sir.
14:46Okay.
14:48I guess so.
14:49I'm excited.
14:50I'm a little nervous.
14:51They're in the booth right now?
14:52Yeah.
14:53What's up, guys?
14:54I'm a little nervous.
14:55Are you guys excited?
14:56Oh, man.
14:57Rachel and Matt.
14:58We're doing a gender reveal today on the Yak.
15:00First ever Yak gender reveal.
15:02We have a fan couple, Yak couple, that handed me the results of their gender reveal, and
15:09we'll be revealing that to them on air today.
15:13So we have a Yakle that the last question will be boy or girl.
15:17We got to get all the answers, and then we will reveal the last one.
15:20I intentionally stayed out of it, because if I found out anything, I feel like I would
15:24spoil it early.
15:25So I am completely blind and deaf here.
15:27We don't know what it is.
15:28No, I think it's a great idea, especially because they're both Yakers.
15:30It's in a sealed envelope, right?
15:32They're both fully into this world.
15:33TJ knows.
15:34They can't see us here.
15:44Wait, I want to see it.
15:45Are they in here?
15:46No.
15:51I'm jealous that TJ already knows.
15:53This is exciting.
15:54Let's try some cheese.
15:55So do we want to just go right into the Yakle?
15:58You want to have them come out here and go with us?
16:00Yeah.
16:01All right.
16:02Well, let's talk to them about their love and their commitment.
16:04Yes.
16:05And see if this is going to end in bitter divorce.
16:07Can we name the kid?
16:08Yeah, I was thinking we could.
16:10What do you guys think?
16:11Santonio.
16:12For a girl.
16:13I love Santonio.
16:14Santonio for a girl.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Great.
16:17For a boy.
16:18Fella.
16:19That's pretty good.
16:20Ooh, Fella's good.
16:21Chief.
16:22Scorpion's cool.
16:23Scorpion.
16:24Awesome.
16:25Copernicus.
16:26Not bad.
16:27Any of these, like, you guys feel like a spark when we said these?
16:32I'm cool with anything that's not, like, Scott with 75 letters.
16:36Okay.
16:37Scott.
16:38All right, so cross that off.
16:39How about, like, just a 10x?
16:40Scott with, like, five Ts would kind of rock.
16:43The S is a dollar sign.
16:45Yeah.
16:46All right, well, let's do this.
16:47Let's do it.
16:48I'm excited.
16:49How long have you guys been together?
16:50Been together seven years.
16:51How long have you been married?
16:53Five.
16:54And how would you say the marriage is going?
16:56Pretty good.
16:57Okay, nice.
16:59Will you be showing this baby Jerry's show?
17:01Yes.
17:02Oh.
17:03Okay.
17:04Raised by Mr. Jerry.
17:05Wow.
17:06We might have to do, like, a research study.
17:08Yeah.
17:09Checking in on his video.
17:10We'll see the mug shot.
17:11I'm nervous.
17:12I've never done a gender reveal.
17:14You'll do great.
17:15I'm guessing girl.
17:16Is that what we're going with?
17:18Is that the official?
17:19Matt, are you okay with this?
17:21Official.
17:22Matt, you love that?
17:23Love it.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25Maybe just type in G-I-R and then.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:31All right, breathe a little bit.
17:33Let's think.
17:34Breathe.
17:35Would you like to change?
17:37I feel like you should just.
17:42Erase it.
17:43Erase.
17:45It's a boy.
17:46It's a boy.
17:47It's a boy.
17:48Okay, type boy.
17:56I knew you had that in you, Matt.
17:59I knew you had that in you, Matt.
18:01Congratulations.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:05These are.
18:06Why did we get on this side?
18:08Why did you get over there?
18:09They're the parents.
18:10Good job, guys.
18:11We're not the parents.
18:12They're the parents over there.
18:13A little bit multicolored.
18:15There's a whole door right here, Matt.
18:17Maybe you guys want some confetti?
18:19Congratulations.
18:20Wow.
18:22Great club.
18:23Thank God you guys watched the act because that was exactly how it had to go.
18:26Boy.
18:27Boy, B-P-Y.
18:28Okay, type boy.
18:33Oh, she's shy.
18:37That was awesome.
18:43Thanks, Brandon.
18:47Thank you so much.
18:50Thank you so much for letting us be part of it.
18:58How are you feeling?
18:59I'm feeling good.
19:00I'm feeling good.
19:01Still, logistics are scary.
19:04We had a cream team meeting.
19:05He sent me some more info.
19:06I got to give y'all, too, on the text thread.
19:08What'd he send?
19:09Here's what we got.
19:10He said, did y'all check out the presentation?
19:12No, I haven't seen it yet.
19:13I sent it on the text thread.
19:14He sent a whole slideshow.
19:15Yeah, and he's saying he has a cone dipper that can dip the cone and coat it in chocolate like Dairy Queen.
19:21That's big.
19:22Yeah.
19:23You know, I have to live up to my reputation as the biggest freeloader in the office.
19:26So, if I can get a free machine, you know.
19:30He's using it for good, though.
19:31He's using it for the magic.
19:32Exactly.
19:33The power of networking.
19:34Exactly.
19:35Networking is the right word.
19:36Mm-hmm.
19:37I believe so.
19:38It's all how you spin it.
19:39Should we call this guy and check in?
19:41Uh, yeah.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Yeah, certainly.
19:44Throw him on speaker.
19:45Let's throw him on the speaker phone.
19:46The cream team is really excited about your product.
19:49We're really looking to move forward here.
19:51So, you know, we appreciate your buttoned up presentation you sent us.
19:55I mean, we're feeling good vibes here.
19:58Awesome.
19:59I am as well.
20:00Nice.
20:01Y'all have any questions for him?
20:02Quick question for you.
20:03The topping dispenser, do you know roughly how long the toppings are allowed to be in
20:07the dispenser for?
20:08Those can be in there for as long as they need to be.
20:11Okay.
20:12I'm assuming they'll go through them pretty regularly.
20:15But, obviously, if you put, like, graham crackers or something like that, they'll get stale.
20:19Gotcha.
20:20Okay.
20:21In normal time.
20:22But it's covered.
20:23It has a lid.
20:24So, it should be pretty good for a while.
20:25Awesome.
20:26And the fudge in the cone dipper, how long can that stick around before it's got to get
20:31swapped out?
20:32That's a good question.
20:33A couple weeks.
20:34Okay.
20:35I'd say two weeks.
20:36Two weeks we say.
20:37Oh, fantastic.
20:38Okay.
20:40Absolutely love what we're hearing.
20:41Thanks for reaching out.
20:42You got it.
20:43Let's go, boys.
20:44The cream team.
20:45Coming up.
20:46The cream dream.
20:47The cream dream.
20:48Coming alive.
20:49It's going to be a great summer.
20:51The cream.
20:52We're seeking $7,000 seed for 100% stake in our company.
20:53Oh, so you're pitching on Shark Tank?
20:54Kind of.
20:55I mean, we're asking for money, so I think that's the best.
20:56It's not really our company.
20:57I wouldn't say our company.
20:58No, yeah.
20:59This is not for our company.
21:00That's true.
21:01This is for Big Cat Corp.
21:02This is for Big Cat.
21:03This is for Attackable.
21:04Do not say our company.
21:05The cream team is here.
21:06The cream team.
21:07The cream team.
21:08The cream team.
21:09The cream team.
21:10The cream team.
21:11The cream team.
21:12The cream team.
21:13The cream team.
21:14The cream team.
21:15The cream team.
21:16The cream team.
21:17The cream team.
21:18The cream team.
21:19The cream team is here.
21:20Boys.
21:21This jacket.
21:22Also doing a do check.
21:23Mincy, you stay in the booth.
21:26Mincy, how is your portion of the cream team going?
21:30Things are going well so far, Dan.
21:32I'm using my networking or whatever you want to call it, freeloading skills.
21:37Well, I think we've got a good lead on something.
21:39Yes, we have a very strong lead on the toppings dispenser.
21:42Let's leave it to the cream team.
21:43Do you have something to present to us?
21:44Yes, we have a presentation.
21:45Oh, okay.
21:46I've got slides for you, sir.
21:47Oh, wow.
21:48Okay, whoa looks good
21:50First we'd like to go over some factors to consider. I'm getting into the soft-serve machine
21:54So we got a couple different price range options here
21:57So what's gonna happen is uh they can go anywhere from 1,000 to $60,000. It's a big soft-serve machines
22:02Quite a bit of a range. Yes. All right. Do you know the politics of all the companies that make the
22:07The ice cream machine yeah anyone involved with Saudi Arabia any Nazis making these or anything like that
22:13We try to stay out of politics on our phone calls with the different ice cream distributors
22:16It was pretty quick for us to find out that uh a lot of the stuff
22:20Some a lot of guys say they have machines readily available
22:23But a lot of them are reporting back to the same guy who has territory on the area. Oh
22:29Interesting yeah, okay now we get into our machine options, okay?
22:33I like this this is the top of the line the c713 Taylor model. There's
22:39And the c712 units new
22:43The sales guy at Taylor said the 38,000
22:48Very steep and do you guys feel confident you can run this machine?
22:52There's only so much we can learn on paper right and we also don't know the full state of this machine
22:58It is partially disassembled. We're gonna take some trial Listeria to get it. Yeah, we're gonna have to get a couple Listeria
23:03Yeah, that's fair. I think I think where we're at is. I'm gonna make a
23:09$6,000 mistake
23:12Correction what percentage chance that we don't get Listeria
23:17How confident high chance you don't get it should like number number percent?
23:2299%
23:30All right boys, I'm gonna. I'm gonna sleep on it sleep on it consider your option and when I say I'm gonna sleep on it
23:36I'm probably gonna
23:37Bring seven grand in cash. Yeah, hang around hang around the office. You might get you this afternoon
23:41I would wait about 30 seconds
23:43All right, we're left with more questions than answers
23:46We have to compare the Taylor machine that we found with the swirl freeze, which is another kind of machine
23:53But I'm trying to figure out
23:55we need to figure out if this is a
23:57Blender or if it makes ice cream and then go from there, so we have a little more work to do
24:04But we're making progress and we are gonna get ice cream in this office this summer
24:09As
24:11The cream team will prevail
24:13All right, we're at a great sports time of the year NBA playoffs
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24:52today
24:54Apparently D Wade's coming to the office. He's like my childhood hero without him
24:59My sports fandom life would be so depressing that I probably wouldn't even watch sports today. So I owe him fucking everything
25:06He's the king of Miami and if I see him, I might pass out
25:32D Wade
25:37From South Florida, so you were the first basketball jersey ever own favorite player growing up
25:41The only reason why you make being a South Florida sports fan
25:45Enjoyable, man. Thank you, brother. I love you. God bless you. I think you gave me too much credit, but that's a hell
25:49You're the greatest athlete we ever had. I'll take a little bit
25:58Thank you
26:00I
26:14Didn't know all the same breed
26:30I'm not good
26:32You we did a stream
26:34It was like maybe a year ago where we actually it might have been a heat record 41 free throws in a row a teammate
26:41Like over the course of like a couple games. Yeah, so we locked ourselves in here. We had to make 41 free throws
26:51Was it like everybody had the would you like did you pick the bed?
26:53Oh, it was it was do we pick the best but we're not good. So
27:00Okay, this is the number one
27:04Clean
27:06This is clean we cleaned up. Yeah, we did
27:09So now I'm PFT PFT. Yeah, good to meet you. Wait, hold on what PFT so you go by niches. Yeah
27:21PFT that's no pleasure. Thank you for coming in. Yeah, man
27:26That's dope
27:30So anyway, you get to win wait, why you wait put the camera on me the way and wait right over there
27:34There's dogs right there
27:36Of all the people in the office
27:39There's dogs right there's puppies and Dwayne Wade
27:42You don't know me. I just met the way Nikki smokes. You met the way you got them up
27:47Yeah, the cleans you get it on camera. Yeah, it's what they did. I love you
27:50I
27:52Have to watch it back. Yeah
27:54I'm scared. It might be clean. All right, we are here Barstool Sports HQ Chicago
27:58Dog show day the first ever bark stool
28:01Dressed to the nines myself. I got the eyebrows going we're looking good. Very excited for today
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28:47These dogs are from Paul's, right? I
28:50Adopted from Paul's the people that are in it. They got a train the dog to do tricks. It'd be pretty tough
28:56I don't think that's possible. I don't let the roughest do tricks. No, I like kissies
29:02You don't teach him to sit or anything. No, no, she knows how to say all stuff like that lay down like tricks like this
29:09She in a toy
29:17Oh
29:36It's just so stupid
29:39Like I mean, it's a dog show and just gonna be humans do you know?
29:43Make it make sense. Like who sat in a room at Barstool. I'd like let's just do an obstacle course without the dogs
29:51Yeah, and it's everything's live. Everything's wired basically everywhere. So we go live like that. Yeah
29:5825 30 hours how many people have relationships?
30:04People lose the relationship in here. Yeah, this is the life. You got to be
30:13Kids
30:16Yeah, we got a big Broward guy big Miami guy
30:31Oh, you told me no
30:43I
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