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00:00What's the name of the girl is Bombay?

00:02Come on, we have our item.

00:04People say that the item will become Bombay.

00:06Let's go.

00:08Mama, come on.

00:10Come on.

00:12Come on.

00:14Come on, Mama.

00:16Come on, Mama.

00:18Oh, you?

00:20You're old friend.

00:22Where are you?

00:24It's a girl, Mama.

00:26No.

00:28Oh, really?

00:30Do you want to be a rapist?

00:32Yes, yes.

00:34Shut up.

00:35I'm a rapist.

00:36You're going to be cheating again.

00:38Stop it.

00:39I don't have any time.

00:41My girlfriend told me to be a liar.

00:43I don't want to do it.

00:45We won't do it.

00:46We won't do it.

00:47We won't do it.

00:48We won't do it.

00:49We won't do it.

00:50I won't do it.

00:51I won't do it.

00:52I won't do it.

00:53I won't do it.

00:54I won't do it.

00:55Come on.

00:56Come on.

00:57I won't do it.

00:59I'll bet you did that.

01:00I won't do it.

01:01I want to do it.

01:02You just said that people are very Sixty.

01:03They're so excited.

01:04Even this door opens open.

01:05A rapist can't be one of their own.

01:07So I'll stop.

01:08How can you do it?

01:09No.

01:10I can't tell my friend,

01:11if you may see a point.

01:12Then you should get check.

01:14What's wrong with your friend?

01:15Yes, My son.

01:17I'm not having to die then

01:19after working on a man's ass.

01:21Please, let me change my cards.

01:24We will be able to change the cards.

01:26Wait, let's stop the cards.

01:28Two cards, two cards.

01:29People are not allowed to leave without a doubt.

01:31We will be able to leave our cards.

01:34Come on, man.

01:35Come on, man.

01:36Please, let's go.

01:37You're right, man.

01:38You're right.

01:39You're right.

01:40You're right.

01:41You're right.

01:42Look, I have no idea.

01:43I've never got my advice.

01:45I've never got my advice.

01:46You've got 10.

01:47You've got 10.

01:48I've got 10.

01:49I don't want to go away.

01:51I don't want to go away.

01:53I don't want to go away.

01:55I don't want to go away.

01:57I don't want to go away.

01:59I don't want to go away.

02:01Where are you?

02:03I'm going to go.

02:05Let's go.

02:07You've seen your family and thought about it.

02:09You still got to go away.

02:11Okay.

02:13What a hell of a witch.

02:15I will hear you.

02:17When you came in, why did you come in there?

02:19Why did you come in there?

02:21One minute.

02:23Someone who has permission to come in.

02:25I don't want to go away.

02:27I'm going to go away.

02:29I don't want to go away.

02:31I don't want to go away.

02:33I don't want to go away.

02:35I'm going to go away.

02:37I'm going to go away.

02:39I'm going away.

02:41Positive.

02:43You're also positive.

02:45You're clear that the plant group is positive.

02:47Why did you do that first?

02:49I don't want to go away.

02:51I don't want to go away.

02:53I don't know.

02:55I don't know.

02:57I don't want to go away.

02:59I'm going to go to hospital.

03:01I'm going to go away.

03:03I'm going to go away.

03:05I'm going away.

03:07I'm going to go away.

03:09I'm going to go away.

03:11I'm going to go away.

03:13Holy boy.

03:15Holy boy.

03:17Uncle?

03:19Yes.

03:21Okay.

03:23Chachu.

03:25Take care.

03:27You're positive.

03:29You're positive.

03:31Yes.

03:33You're positive.

03:35You're positive.

03:37You're positive.

03:39You're positive.

03:41You're positive.

03:43Let me know.

03:51What are you seeing in front of me?

03:53I'm in front of you.

03:55What are you doing in front of me?

03:57What are you doing in front of me?

03:59No.

04:01Who are you looking at?

04:03What are you doing in front of me?

04:05There's CCTV cameras in front of me.

04:07No tension in front of me.

04:09Who is the one of us?

04:11Who is the one of us?

04:13I'm not.

04:15When I got a report, I'm going to go away.

04:17I can't go away.

04:19I'm going to go away with my heart.

04:21I'm going to pack my hands.

04:23I'm going to go away.

04:25Where are you going?

04:26Senterage.

04:27Senterage?

04:28My camera is mine.

04:29You can't get a good camera.

04:30You can't get a cup.

04:31You can't get a cup.

04:32But, Raja has been doing my work.

04:36This is a big lady.

04:37This is a big lady.

04:38This is a big lady.

04:39Imanal.

04:40You can't do it.

04:41You can't answer them.

04:42You can't think.

04:43Hello, Siri.

04:44How can I help you?

04:45Love you.

04:46Sorry, I don't know that.

04:48Hey.

04:49Siri.

04:50Call Raja.

04:51Calling Raja.

04:52Calling Raja.

04:58How can you tell her?

05:05We are speaking to Kara for kil revenue.

05:08Sylta Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiwascam Chahiw gasp one, Nana.

05:11Hello?

05:12Hello, Abu?

05:14Hello, Abu?

05:15Hello, Raja.

05:16Me refuted byional Ursula scarчи.

05:18Oh, very good.

05:18What?

05:19You didn't be with my nega?

05:21Then, you are regulate even if my nega...

05:23My i mean, does it eat my money?

05:23..Oup.

05:24Yup.

05:25Clea ala alala, right?

05:26I don't know what chacho khlil is.

05:28I'm just being used to it.

05:30The boy is 5 people and I'm like,

05:32but I got a big boat too far.

05:35No, no.

05:36When you're coming, you'll come to the choklad.

05:38You're like that.

05:40I've been far away and I've been trying to get rid of my eyes.

05:43Your friend is not a townish.

05:45What are you doing, at this time?

05:46A man is a townish. Why are you living in the jungle?

05:49Okay, Carlos, keep my phone.

05:51That's the wrong thing I have to say.

05:53Why is that wrong?

05:55That's why you have a big mistake. I won't do the wrong thing.

05:59That's right, Raja. I'm missing you. When will I get you?

06:02I'm missing you, but I don't have to go for 4-5 minutes.

06:07Let's go. I won't miss you. I'll keep going.

06:12Chacha ji.

06:14Khalil.

06:21Oh, boss.

06:23You've never been a dream of a life.

06:27No.

06:28You'll be a dream. What do you want?

06:30What?

06:32You've been a dream of a dream.

06:34I've been a dream of a dream.

06:36I've been a dream of a dream.

06:38I've been a dream of a dream.

06:40I'm a business.

06:42Assalamu alaikum abba ji

06:52Oh abba ji

06:54Aad ki to a day

06:56Sufne pure karan da time

06:58Aad ba ji aad ki

07:00Main tuhanu hi lidaan hai

07:02Amanal te sari

07:04Zindagi lardde reo

07:06Aad ki tuhanu mein election lidaan hai

07:09Oh payse di parwaan hi karni

07:11Lakh dho lakh tene lakh

07:13Kuroda dho kuroda

07:15Jinna kao ge paisa

07:17La dhe aad

07:18Aad ki aapaan seat ka dhangi

07:20Aad seed saad

07:21Aad ba ji mai phone karna to anu

07:25Kya ho

07:28Face to face gal karna hi

07:31Haan

07:33Oh ujde chaman

07:35Oh teneu kisene vade chote nal gal karan di

07:37Tamiz ni saka hi hai

07:38Ji vadeo karo gal

07:40Chak kya dhe aapne baos no

07:43Main nagriya jwaab dhe leya

07:46O kya hoon ji

07:47Sona ya kinnah ko bandha paisa kattha kare

07:49Sabar bhi koji chiz da na hai

07:52Haan

07:53Lekan karoga ki

07:54Sari zindagi piaz katti hai

07:56Hoonasi plat kattangge

07:59Paisat bhangle bina maangge

08:01Koi daas barangadhiya rakhangge

08:04Koi yathnao begmaa bina maangge

08:06Koi chali pinjab bachche jamaangge

08:08Rush pa de aangge

08:10Rush pa de aangge

08:12Tuzsi naukari nahi karne

08:13Nain karne naukari

08:14Soshoch lo

08:15Nain

08:18Lekhdiya snifah

08:19Jal lekhdi snifah

08:21Eh penne dhe na

08:22Ander jaage piaz katt

08:27Achcha

08:27Oehe

08:29Oehe

08:30Oe

08:30Merre plaat lhe gaya

08:32Oe

08:32Mergian ghadgian bhi lhe gaya

08:34Oe

08:34Mera rush muka gaya

08:36Minu ujad kar gaya

08:38O khayali tonna de malak

08:40Tuz sirep penne nu roon de a

08:41Ajay te kharay o thukki ki milna

08:44Aamire na

08:46Acha jy

08:47Paya jy

08:48Sosya kail ji

08:56Sosya kail

08:58Sosya kail

08:59Sosya kail

09:00Oe

09:01Asi sochya ke

09:02Chayye dheya ye ta nho

09:04Kishe chayye dhi

09:05Talab ho yegi

09:06Oe

09:06Eswa astay ji

09:07Asi

09:08Lain

09:09Mergian

09:09Baitho zara

09:10Thank you ji

09:12Tuzi paame khadhi raha

09:15Ji

09:16Sosya kail

09:17Sosya kail

09:18Sosya kail

09:19Sosya kail

09:19Rad

09:19Ello kiyo

09:20Ayni

09:20Baita

09:21Dekho

09:21Dry fruit

09:22Lekhi aya

09:22Te cha lekhi aya

09:23Oh

09:24Thank you

09:24Shukriya ji

09:26Oh

09:28Tadhi zmeen na gal

09:30Chal rhi si

09:30Hoi gal ji

09:31Haan ji

09:32Bas chal rhi hai

09:33Eh

09:33Buzurgo kini

09:34Udhi

09:34Seventy five

09:36Bas

09:37Fyr twadhi

09:38Tadhi zmeen na gal

09:39Hoon hi aali

09:39Aapna

09:45Pichon Punjab toho penndu keda

09:47Pindu ji

09:49Oh

09:50Rao wali

09:51Rao wali

09:53Eh kethi

09:54Eh

09:54Eh laor

09:55De naal

09:55Laor

09:56Eh

09:57Te rao wali

09:57Oh

09:58Ae dae ke

09:58Oh

09:59Eh jai te jai dae te ae hi laag dae

10:01Aggo bas te baina

10:02Takke khaane

10:03Ode li te fyr

10:04Ooi

10:05Hoia na ji

10:06Eh

10:08Tadhi

10:08Tadhi fadhar sahab ki kar di

10:09Oto

10:10Tadhi

10:10Saal pehle

10:11Zmeen na gal

10:11Hooggi

10:12Yom na di

10:12Oh

10:13Acha

10:14Acha

10:15Kisai

10:15Cheeze

10:15Di

10:16Zdururat

10:16Ho

10:16We

10:16Na

10:16Chee

10:17We

10:17Keen

10:18Te

10:18A date

10:18Bandha ta

10:19Deli

10:19Hazar

10:19Je

10:20Yad

10:21Zdurur

10:21Karna

10:21Je

10:22Koi

10:22Vih

10:22Dunia

10:23Di

10:23Khaan

10:23Ali

10:23Shadi

10:24Zdururat

10:25Hoe

10:25Eh

10:25Tussi

10:26Dho

10:26Nomber

10:26Dail

10:26Karna

10:27Je

10:27Dho

10:28Nomber

10:28Nain

10:29Oda

10:29Kitchen

10:30Da

10:30Nomber

10:30He

10:30Sa

10:31Sa

10:32Sikar

10:33Sa

10:34Sa

10:35Sa

10:36Sa

10:37Sa

10:38Sa

10:40Sa

10:42Sa

10:43Sa

10:44Sa

10:45Sa

10:46Sa

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