- 5/20/2025
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00:00Are you sure it's okay? Maybe if I talk to him. I'll finally leave me alone
00:20Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:30Want to get back together
00:32You cheated on me. I
00:34Deserve better Brian, and it's not gonna be from you, but that was months ago, huh?
00:40Haven't you already got your payback yet? This isn't about payback
00:45I've moved on and you should
00:50What do you mean moved on hmm you you fucking other guys you slut
00:56Hmm no no no no no no no let me see them
01:01Let me see how you're fucking other guys show me show me go with me
01:06There's the most handsome man at the gala. I was hoping I'd run into you a
01:12Drink I don't have time for this
01:14You still owe me for our canceled plans. You know that's not happening ever
01:21Are you fucking breaking up with me?
01:24me
01:25We were never a thing to begin with babe
01:28Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you. It's not a threat. It's a fact
01:38You'll regret this Christopher, but I'm not gonna come after you I'm gonna come after your bitch. That's stupid enough to take what's mine
01:46Oh
01:58Good girl
02:01You are gonna regret that you bitch I don't think she will actually
02:05That's for calling her a bitch
02:08And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom. You just made me rip it asshole
02:14Oh
02:16You okay
02:19Take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
02:33Stop it you're gonna kill him good. He's not worth it. Let's go
02:39If you contact her if you go anywhere near her I'll finish the job, I promise
03:05Fuck
03:09I see you must kill them
03:13Should we call 9-1-1
03:15seriously Harper
03:17He tried to hurt you you still care about him. I handled myself just fine, and if I wasn't there to save your ass
03:22What would happen?
03:39You're taking self-defense classes with me
03:51So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now, let's see who you are
04:09Do
04:12We have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
04:20Your dad wants me to keep you safe, so yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
04:38I'm gonna throw up breathe and do this
05:08You
05:15Right here don't focus on the water just look at me
05:25It's not hard to do
05:39It's okay, it's okay. I got you. It's okay
05:49Fine you're fine
05:59Just breathe just keep breathing how are you feeling?
06:08Oh
06:12Fine just insanely distracted ready for the next step
06:24I don't know if I'm ready. I'll hold your hand the whole time
06:31I thought you didn't make this
06:34What oh
06:37My god, oh my god, you're talking about swimming
06:44You're talking
06:48What goes on in that head of yours I want you to get used to being under water
07:06Oh
07:37You did amazing you're just going to get better and better
07:47It's okay, we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me
07:54You dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
08:02If you want me to kiss me I
08:05Don't think you understand what you're getting into I'm a dangerous man Harper just so you don't want me
08:22Does that feel like I don't want you
08:26I want you and I told you not to mess with me. You're gonna get hurt
08:35Oh
08:47What the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our crotch
08:53Oh, why are you being such a tease you grandpa? I'm not a tease. I just care about you
08:58So you are a grandpa
09:00Just as much as you're a kid
09:05Come on let's go inside. No, I need a moment to cool off
09:14I'm gonna shower
09:25Harper what are you doing?
09:35So this is where Chris has been lately running a daycare, who are you and what are you doing in my house?
09:45Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
09:48I'm a lot of Kaufman the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries. I
09:53Noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala. I
09:57Wanted to warn you
09:59He might be sexy
10:01He might be sexy
10:03But you don't know how dangerous he really is. Sweetheart. Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like
10:09Strangers breaking into my house. Oh
10:12Oh, honey, I go where I want
10:15Plus I keep tabs on our mutual friend
10:19You've been tracking him
10:21What kind of psycho are you the same kind he is?
10:25Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very
10:29Very intimately
10:34Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately I'm surprised
10:43It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
10:49Not intense enough for him not intense enough
10:54Yeah, well Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
10:59Oh
11:01Please don't make me laugh. Look at you. You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
11:09You're out of your league kid. Don't call me that
11:15You want to know how Chris likes the fuck
11:19He likes to take you from behind
11:21Handcuff you so you can't run
11:24Choke you out
11:25none of that kissing
11:28Hello talk, well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
11:37He'll be bored of you week he actually lives here with me
11:57I
12:22Crawl your way out idiot
12:24That's what you get for stealing my man
12:55You
13:08Harper no, come on
13:24Okay, you're safe
13:31Okay, just breathe just
13:34Be safe
13:38Way to downgrade Chris, I mean, I know she can homewreck but she can't even swim it's pathetic homewreck
13:47Harper could never homewreck us below. She couldn't if she tried
13:55I need to come back to me, baby. You were just playing hard-to-get so I got a little jealous
14:02She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck
14:10Harder I'm so rough. Yeah, baby. I
14:17Don't love you and you almost killed Harper
14:20How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim she's fine stop overreacting, baby
14:35What are you doing
14:38Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
14:43And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors
14:48You're going to tell dear old dad, but it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt. You got that
14:56He's threatening me
14:59I'm telling you don't fuck with people I care about
15:06Get out of here wait, please don't I'll do anything please
15:18I
15:49I
15:51Sorry for the situation I put you in Harper
15:55She will not bother you again. I swear
16:00Don't worry about it. I
16:04Guess we both
16:06have histories of
16:09Dating crazies, huh? I never dated her
16:13We weren't a thing
16:16I'm not according to her
16:24Are you seriously jealous right now?
16:31She said that
16:36That I would never be able to handle you
16:42She said that
16:46That I would never be able to handle you
16:53Satisfy you in bed
17:01That I was too much of a kid and then you'd never be into me
17:11Is that true
17:14That's not how I feel Harper
17:18But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel I'm supposed to protect you
17:29And I was in that pool I I really thought I was gonna die
17:36And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing
17:43Did you regret
18:13You
18:18The hell am I doing why did you stop again?
18:22You're playing with fire Harper. Your dad is going to kill me. I
18:27Promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to this isn't about mark
18:33It's about you and me. So whatever it is, you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours. You need to kill it
18:40I'm too dangerous
18:46So you're saying the kiss was a mistake I
18:49Should forget this ever happened
18:52It's for the best Harper
18:54There's a reason I don't let people close to me. Yeah
18:59It's cuz you're a coward
19:02You're allowed to be mad at me. Just admit it
19:04You led me on and then you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
19:19Just trying to protect you
19:29Morning
19:32Bagel I'm not hungry
19:37You need to eat
19:46No, what I need is for you to move out and leave me alone
19:58Are we even now?
20:01Bagel me and you made me strip tease for you
20:04What's wrong get up? I hate seeing you like this. You should have thought about that before you broke my heart
20:23Columbia University Gallery exhibition featuring the work of students Harper Reeves
20:32I'm
20:34Going to make this up to you
20:37promise
20:45As mr. Collins seamless Harper you're like Michael fucking Angelo
20:52Nope
20:53And he's never going to huh? I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening
20:59Why would I invite an asshole who led me on oh
21:05Let's forget about that douchebag
21:07Okay, you need to impress some fancy-pants arts investors so you can pass this class and I am NOT letting you fail
21:13Stop moping
21:15Let's go wine and dine some rich people
21:20Okay
21:29Oh
21:34How long do you think this took to paint Christina like a million hours
21:38Who the fuck cares?
21:40We're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
21:46Make sure no one's coming
21:58I
22:09Think I hear them coming. Let's go one last touch
22:22Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight Harper
22:29I
22:31Tonight is gonna be perfect, huh?
22:35what
22:37No, no, no, no my final project. How am I gonna graduate? Why would someone do this to me?
22:50Harper
22:52Harper I'm kind of confused. Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
22:59Is
23:01The painting supposed to be this ugly
23:04Don't say that. It's obviously her self-portrait
23:15Did you do this
23:17Christina
23:19If I don't sell my work tonight, I'm gonna fail the class. We're gonna report you to the Dean Christina
23:25You're not gonna get away with this. Guess what? You have no proof
23:30Good luck with that losers
23:33That's what you get for fucking with me Harper
23:37Harper
23:38There's the student. I've been looking for I can explain
23:44Harper
23:47Is this your work
23:49It's so ugly, isn't it professor we have to fail Harper it looks like a complete joke
23:57Ladies, I assure you Harper knew what she was doing
24:01in fact
24:03Guess just bought this piece. Wait, what who would buy this crap? I would
24:20I would buy this piece of crap. I would
24:27It's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
24:32Christina don't be rude. Don't you know who this is? Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector
24:40There's no way that's okay professor. Not everyone has taste
24:44How much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18
24:53Done
24:56Wait
24:58$1,800 you've been study at this school or not. We haven't sold one single painting for less than
25:05$18,000 you're telling me this gun-pulling
25:08whiskey-chugging wack-ass grandpa just
25:11$18,000 sitting in his bank account
25:16Here's two mil, huh, take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake
25:23Sir, mr. Collins. This is too much
25:29Are you fucking kidding me
25:33Are you fucking kidding me
25:35Are you fucking kidding me
25:38Language miss Hawks. Don't tell me what to do old lady
25:42Who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
25:46My father still runs this University money runs this University
25:52And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
26:00You're going to get us expelled
26:02Professor you can't he's getting expelled sounds just about right to me. No, we're not so fast
26:12You want from me
26:23I can't believe that you two would do something like this. Good luck proving it was us
26:28I
26:36Don't need to ruin your lives
26:58Fucking pay for this. What was it that you two said? Oh, good luck proving. It was me
27:09The Chancellor wants you to in his office now you're being suspended. Let's go. Why are you grabbing us?
27:15They're the ones who did this arrest them. Let's go. Oh
27:20I'm gonna have to get this on camera. I'll see you later
27:23Hmm
27:27Congratulations on the Selma's Reeves Chris that was 18 grand. That's $18,000
27:34seriously, I
27:37Thought it'd be more expensive
27:43What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
27:49Yeah, I
27:52Mean I
27:55Was an idiot and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you
28:02I
28:18Want you Harper I want to do things to you
28:25Bad things
28:28But only if you want me to
28:32Do
28:45Why'd we stop
28:47I'm waiting so long for this
28:50I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because I have to go wrap up the show
28:59And I'll wait for you
29:02Why that for me tonight?
29:10Harper
29:12Harper
29:13Low earth to Harper. You need to look at this. Can it wait Maria? I'm having
29:19Very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner. No, no, that's what I need to tell you about Harper. Look
29:27The
29:31Guns and the money it's not just for show Harper. He's dangerous. You need to move out now
29:36You can't keep living with him. I need to talk to him. Okay, Harper
29:50Taxi for Harper
29:52Oh, hey
30:07Please please let me go if it's money. I'll give you however much you want
30:13I
30:16Burp burp burp burp
30:18Harper hmm Ryan. Hmm. Why are you doing this? We broke up
30:25We broke up because you've been fucking that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
30:32He humiliated me
30:34But luckily for me your little boyfriend. What does he have? He has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas?
30:44Once he arrives to save his little princess
30:49Well, we don't need to get into more details do we no no
30:56No, no, no, no, no
31:13A
31:17Trap what the hell?
31:36Not bad for a guy who hates romance
31:38I
31:42Hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special Harper before you sleep with my daughter
31:48You should probably know where she is
31:56Hey crap, I can explain you're gonna explain but first
32:03You know my daughter better than I do is that taps a prank
32:09Harper's in trouble. We need to go
32:13Can we have some fun with you after we kill other grand
32:19Should we make him watch
32:26Looks like he's here. Are you ready to see your boyfriend die Harper? Huh?
32:35Get ready boys
32:39I
32:49Am going to make you regret you ever touched her
32:57That's what happens Chris when you mess around with my shit
33:08Oh
33:18What's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
33:28Let me go I already told you you should have listened to me then
33:34I'm gonna kill you
33:38God damn sick
33:57Are you okay?
33:59Did he hurt you?
34:01Okay, so I put you in danger. You should run far away from me in my package
34:07When it comes to you Harper, I'm willing to take my chances
34:17What someone like to tell me what the fuck is going
34:27It's okay
34:29I'll handle it. I want to hear it from my daughter. Why are you making out with my best friend Harper?
34:34I want an answer now before I before I kill him. No dad look I
34:39Know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship, but deep down. I know that
34:47You just want me to be safe
34:53This makes me feel safe, please don't be mad
34:58You're wrong about that
35:01It's not deep down
35:04It is the most important thing to me your happiness
35:09If that means being with Chris and he better not screw this up or I will make him regret it I
35:18believe you
35:20You keep her safe
35:25With my goddamn life
35:34I
35:40Just beating it won't stop staying here you remember my instructions
35:58Yes, daddy
36:01I
36:10Want you to beg for it
36:12You
36:29Stop teasing I want you
36:32I
36:40Say it
37:03Gravity you're pushing down on me when I'm around you, but without you don't know where I'd be
37:14Are you sure about that?
37:16I
37:31Have two choices mr. Collins you can either uncuff me
37:47You
37:57Know I'm dangerous
38:01Rich am I
38:05Do your worst daddy
38:16I
38:29Started not stopping
38:34But you only fucked girls from behind
38:41You're different
38:46Oh
38:58Ready for round five stop it. I'm sore now. Let me out so I can go pee
39:07What if I don't
39:09I
39:22Told you I was busy. This is my home Harper
39:26If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out. Okay, I will I can you get out?
39:39I
39:46Think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime Chris, can I please just open my eyes? No, please keep them covered. I
39:54Want to give a speech and I can't look at you while you're giving a speech I get nervous when I
39:59Open up you literally carry around a gun, but whatever
40:04Just get on with it
40:06What I do for a living
40:09the not-so-legal part
40:12It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
40:18and for me to be
40:21Vulnerable
40:23Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe. I was doomed
40:30You're like a magnet Harper and I want to be around you
40:34forever
40:39So
40:45You're moving into the Empire State Building
40:50I'm moving you in there
40:53As a graduation present and
40:57Also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
41:05Only if you want to
41:07Either way the apartment's yours. Are you serious?
41:14What's wrong it's a tacky I
41:17Liked it. I thought deal
41:23But on one condition boyfriend, which is you have to move in there with me
41:37You
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