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00:00I'm going to need you to start from the beginning.
00:02Tell me how you know Hendrix.
00:04I don't know what you're talking about.
00:08I want to help you.
00:10I know you're a good kid.
00:12I can tell.
00:13Which makes me even more curious as to
00:15how you even ended up in this predicament.
00:19Here we go, here we go.
00:20Right here, right here.
00:21Right here.
00:22Ow!
00:24What do we have here?
00:27Check out this loser.
00:29It's a ball, bro.
00:30It's not going to bite you.
00:31Yeah, man, what are you so scared of?
00:40Look at these grasses.
00:43Hey, Amy!
00:44Come on.
00:52Freddie and Greg are such jerks.
00:54I don't understand why you think it's so cool to be so...
00:57mean.
00:58Thanks, Sasha.
01:03I'm glad you're nothing like them.
01:05You're actually a good person.
01:07One of the reasons why I like you.
01:11I appreciate it.
01:13Yeah, I really do.
01:14It's just, it's senior year now,
01:15and I'm officially known as some lame nerd.
01:18Maybe if I was more like that,
01:19I'd finally be able to get Monica to notice me.
01:23I'm just going to get you.
01:24I'm just going to get you.
01:25I'm going to get you.
01:25Anyways.
01:28See you in class.
01:29Huh?
01:29what'd you get oh i am in so much trouble what's wrong my dad said i'd be grounded
01:55if i didn't pass class that means no cheerleading no football games no phone at this rate i'd have
02:03to get like a hundred percent to pass the next class what are you gonna do nice job sam
02:10congrats on the hundred percent sam uh thanks uh thank you you should totally sit with us at lunch
02:29it's your year and we hardly even know each other yeah lunch um yeah i mean yeah sure sure good
02:41can't wait
02:43oh how's it going buddy oh it's like you got some of my lunch on your tray take that
03:00oh freddie be gentle with a new friend they're just playing don't take it personally why don't
03:12you set your tray down next to mine
03:15why are you giving this idiot a seat on our table i'm using him okay i need him to help
03:29me ace my math test so unless you want your girl to get grounded for eternity play along
03:34okay hey that is are they okay yeah i was just telling the boys that they owe you an apology
03:41isn't that right oh uh yeah sorry about that yeah bro we were just messing around and i hope
03:53you didn't take it personally
03:54so sam it's so crazy how smart you are your parents must be like so proud of you
04:08i'm so jealous my dad is going to ground me forever if i fail this next math test
04:16well uh maybe i could help you if you want um if the library is open at the school
04:23maybe we could do a study session together oh that's sweet thing is i'm just like so busy
04:32and there's just no room for my schedule maybe you could like um sam are we gonna go sit
04:40um rude can't you see we're in the middle of something off you go
04:45where was i uh right um your schedule's busy
04:51right i think it would be so much easier if i could just copy your work it's not a big deal right
04:58but cheating's wrong oh come on nobody likes a goody goody you'd be my hero if you did this for me
05:10besides i was thinking maybe you could like go to the new year's eve party with me
05:17but i can even leave the house if i don't pass this class
05:22you you you want to go to a party with me
05:27i guess you could copy my work
05:31really you're the best
05:34okay let's see what we're working here
05:53yeah this looks great hey just make sure you always proof your work okay there were a ton of
06:00titles on here but i fixed it for you have i ever mentioned you're the best brother ever
06:05who's hungry
06:15oh my gosh you're a lifesaver wow
06:24hey this is great
06:29i'm sorry about lunch okay hey i i just didn't know what to do i mean
06:41monica was fine talking to me
06:44what did you guys even talk about
06:45please you'd be my hero
06:49girl you really laid it on thick
06:52stop
06:54i mean it worked didn't it
06:57oh it was so hard to keep a straight face
07:00did you see the way that nerd was drooling over me
07:03oh
07:06what do you think of this for new year
07:09seriously guys really
07:13what
07:13oh my gosh
07:15you know i still can't believe you invited that loser to the party
07:21you can't be serious
07:24you sit at their table for one period and now you're like some rebel rolling with the cool kids
07:29newsflash it's not cool to be bad sam i thought you knew that
07:33well if you ask me that hypothesis has been proven wrong given that everything i've tried since elementary hasn't worked
07:40aren't you kidding oh no my laptop crashed and now all my work's gone
07:45here let me take a look
07:47i mean jeez
07:49i don't know your mom lives here
07:51fix that
07:52i would have had threw up if i had to redo that
07:57oh
08:01sarah
08:02i got something for you
08:05monica
08:20how was she
08:23congratulations
08:26you just earned yourself a zero on this test
08:29please let me retake the test
08:33i'm going to be grounded for the whole winter break if i fail your class
08:36maybe getting grounded will be good for you
08:38you can actually use the down time to study
08:40capiche
08:41no luck
08:44this is a total nightmare
08:47now i was really excited to go to the party with him and make things official
09:03hey check your phone
09:16why
09:18trust me
09:19it says i have an a in every class
09:26how is that possible
09:29i might know a thing or two about hacking
09:31so um should i pick you up for the party or do you want to meet there
09:38the party
09:40uh yeah yeah are we going to the new year's eve party together
09:45oh right
09:47the party
09:48i'll um send you the details and
09:52we can meet there
09:53you did not just do that
10:01come on don't don't give me that look
10:05can't you be happy for me
10:07i'll be going to my first cool party to make in the new year
10:11i thought you sarah and i were going to eat our favorite snacks watch a movie order pizza and then watch the ball drop together
10:18you guys can have a girls night out
10:19she'll love that
10:21you know just stay here with us like we originally planned
10:35yeah you can stay with us
10:37we got all the snackies
10:38huh
10:42looks like she's already at the party
10:44oh
10:46no no no she probably got mixed up and
10:49thought she texted me or something
10:51really sam
10:52we both know you're not dumb
10:53she's excited to celebrate
10:55she definitely forgot
10:57okay
10:57oh i know
10:59okay
11:01got it reverse image church
11:03oh
11:06it's at a frat house
11:08cool
11:10well i will see you guys later
11:12all right
11:12hey guys stay up too late
11:14girls fashion is totally different
11:34it's true
11:35i can't
11:35oh
11:37i can't
11:37you know
11:39oh
11:40hey i i i didn't get your text but
11:43seems like you're a little occupied
11:46but you know what i'm i'm here now so
11:49I'm here now, so do you want to go dance or grab a drink?
11:59Just tell them already.
12:01Uh, tell me what?
12:07Hello.
12:09Isn't it obvious?
12:11I was just using you to help me pass math.
12:16And then, because you're so desperate, you ended up changing all my grades.
12:27Thanks for that, BT-Dubs.
12:31Look, Sam, if you want to make yourself useful, you'd hack into the system and change my grades, too.
12:38If not, you lost.
12:43Bye.
12:46Bye.
13:01Save your tears, mate.
13:03They're not worth it.
13:08So, tell me.
13:11Is it true you act into your school server?
13:16Hey, it's chill.
13:17I'm not a vet.
13:20I am doing some recruitment.
13:22If you hack into the grid and kill the Lloyds at midnight, we might have more to talk about.
13:32That's illegal.
13:35Okay, I think I've had enough of people laughing at me for today, all right?
13:38See?
13:40That's your problem.
13:42Don't you get it?
13:43Why do you think that girl in there went after some meathead?
13:47Huh?
13:48It's because no one wants to date Winnie the Pooh.
13:52Too nice, too soft.
13:55That's you.
13:56You ever hear the saying, noise guys finish last?
14:00Or, it feels good to be bad.
14:04Hey, Hendricks.
14:05Thanks for seeing you here.
14:07See me kiss him at night?
14:09Listen, kid.
14:16I'm doing you a favor.
14:18I remember being in your shoes once.
14:20That nerd.
14:21No friends.
14:23But guess what?
14:25Knowledge is power.
14:28And girls love power.
14:31And girls love a bad boy.
14:35So what's it gonna be, huh?
14:36You wanna keep being a loser?
14:41Or do you wanna be like me?
14:42No.
14:53All right.
15:00One, three, two, one!
15:06Is that for...
15:10Come on.
15:11Follow me.
15:13Okay.
15:17Is this your car?
15:19Yeah, kid.
15:20Stick with me.
15:21And before you know it, you'll have a set of wheels just like this.
15:24Now.
15:25Get in.
15:29Who's that cool guy with Hendricks?
15:32I want you to join us.
15:33Who's us?
15:39Some people call us Cyber Mafia.
15:41But we're just a hacking group.
15:46What does the group do exactly?
15:48Some people say we're villains.
15:58But we're actually vigilantes.
16:00We, uh, help people.
16:05We also take care of our own.
16:07We look out for each other and make sure that everything that we do,
16:11we do it with style.
16:12The truth is, when you ride with us,
16:16you're gonna have any girl of your choosing.
16:18If you want the most popular girl in school,
16:21then guess what, buddy?
16:22She's yours.
16:24I mean, we might make it look easy,
16:27but believe me, it's not.
16:29You gotta be sharp.
16:30Move fast in this line of business,
16:32or else someone's gonna beat you to it.
16:34Also, you know our access makes it so that if someone's getting in your way,
16:40we can take care of it.
16:41And, hey,
16:47you always have plenty of money to take care of anything you and your fam need,
16:52just like a man should.
16:55Well, of course your life is about to expand,
16:57so you might not have time for everything you used to.
17:01Don't let anyone make you feel guilty about it.
17:05It changes just the whole life.
17:07And, hey,
17:08the best part about our job is that we work hard,
17:12which means we get to party even harder.
17:15Don't let anyone make you feel bad.
17:18If they had the opportunity to have a life like this,
17:22they'd take it, too.
17:24Wow.
17:24Another new car, huh?
17:26You just need another flashy toy to fill your cold and empty heart?
17:29Okay, chill, Sasha.
17:31God, jeez.
17:32No, I won't chill.
17:33I'm so sick of you and this new cool guy persona.
17:36You don't even spend time with your own little sister.
17:39Okay, well, I'm busy, all right?
17:41Busy?
17:42Yeah.
17:43Busy with what?
17:45You always made time for Sarah.
17:47For me.
17:48And now all you have time for is partying and being a Class A jerk.
17:54I don't even recognize you anymore.
17:57Good.
17:58Yeah, that's because I'm not the same lame nerd that nobody liked.
18:00I liked you!
18:01What do you mean you liked me?
18:04Hey, Sasha.
18:06I'm pretty sure I heard someone say you're late to the losers conference.
18:10Better run along.
18:12Come on, babe.
18:13Let's go.
18:14She looks like she's in a cricky mood.
18:33What'd you get me?
18:34Oh, you.
18:37I totally forgot.
18:40Sorry.
18:41But I'm sure you have some leftovers to munch on, right?
18:48Hey, hey, no.
18:49Leecher.
18:50Sarah?
18:52Do you have a fork by any chance?
18:54Ah!
18:55Oh.
18:57Is she gonna keep doing this?
19:00I told you, I don't like scary movies.
19:02Maybe you should go to your room now, Sarah.
19:12Hey, Sarah.
19:16Hey, you should answer me soon.
19:25Yeah.
19:27Okay.
19:29Yeah, yeah.
19:30I'll see you soon.
19:32Babe, it's Hendrix.
19:36Uh, all right, can you watch Sarah until I get back?
19:39Just for a little bit.
19:41Hey, love you.
19:42Hey.
19:46Huge bank heist is about to go down.
19:50And we get a major cut.
19:52First, there are some things we're gonna have to take care of to make sure that no one gets in the way.
19:55Marvin, K.E., I'm gonna need you to hack into this bank's security system.
20:00While you and I, Sammy boy, we're gonna hack into the traffic grid and take control of those lights.
20:06Uh, won't that cause a bunch of accidents?
20:09Exactly.
20:10The paramedics and police won't even be able to reach the bank.
20:13Yeah, works like a charm every time.
20:15Big payday, kid.
20:17We're talking millions here.
20:19What?
20:19The hit of a lifetime.
20:21Tell me.
20:22What do you say?
20:22I'm in.
20:29All right.
20:30Just like at that party.
20:32Bye.
20:40Hey, give it back.
20:42It's mine.
20:43Oh, my gosh.
20:44You're such a spaz.
20:46It's special to me.
20:47Give it back now.
20:49Fine.
20:49Whatevs.
20:51No!
20:52Hey, hey.
20:54Hey, hey, hey.
20:55What's going on?
20:56Monica, put my charm bracelet down the garbage disposal.
21:06What's wrong with you?
21:08You're seriously taking this little brat's side?
21:11I can't believe this.
21:13I'm out.
21:15Hey, hey, sis, Sarah.
21:16Are you okay?
21:17Don't touch me.
21:18This is all your fault.
21:20I used to look up to you.
21:23But now, you're the worst brother ever.
21:26I miss the person you used to be.
21:29Him is mom and dad.
21:31And I miss Sasha.
21:33But of course, you'd trade her out for the crazy nightmare of a girlfriend.
21:38When you could have been with someone who actually cares about you.
21:45Now, she doesn't even want to be around you.
21:49I don't either.
21:50Sarah, I'm sorry.
21:51Monica, now's not the time.
21:59Detective Harris, I'm going to need you to come with us.
22:03Now.
22:06Would you like to finally answer my question?
22:09Tell me how you got involved with Hendrix.
22:11I don't know what you're talking about.
22:15I don't know him that well.
22:21I don't blame you for protecting him.
22:24He's an expert manipulator.
22:26But he doesn't care about anyone, including you.
22:31Do you have any idea how many accidents happened because of that streetlight stuff?
22:36Think about those people.
22:42Think about your parents.
22:45If I'm not mistaken, you lost them to an accident, right?
22:52My name's Sam.
22:53And I'm with my sister.
22:54I'm with mom and dad.
22:55I know, I know.
22:58Mom?
22:59Mom?
22:59Mom?
22:59Mom?
22:59Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:00Mom?
23:01Mom?
23:01Mom?
23:01Mom?
23:01Mom?
23:01Mom?
23:02Mom?
23:02Mom?
23:03Mom?
23:03Mom?
23:04Mom?
23:04Mom?
23:05Mom?
23:05Mom?
23:06Mom?
23:06Mom?
23:06Mom?
23:07Mom?
23:08With your help, we can stop Hendrix and this whole bank robbery if you choose to help us.
23:24Talk to me.
23:28Really?
23:30Huh?
23:32Don't worry about it.
23:35I said, don't worry!
23:36heard the pigs brought you in for question yesterday seems like a pretty big detail to
23:55forget to share you know i was gonna bring it up later i didn't want to get cut out of this deal
23:58hey i need it okay and besides i didn't say anything and i never will
24:05you got on a wire or something you think i got a wire on or something
24:11good boy sammy good to go okay we've disabled the emergency call buttons in the bank
24:23this is our last communication for now good luck talk soon
24:27put your hands above your head
24:39you little snitch
24:48after everything i've done for you
24:55don't feel tough now you little bugger you had so much potential
25:00hey
25:03yeah just hang it
25:09tell me you guys the culture will be here any second we've got to go
25:16not so fast
25:17any last words
25:23drop your weapon hands up put your weapon down now
25:30i'm standing here outside the hero's home now you may have already read about it but we're here to
25:38confirm the rumors are true an 18 year old boy single-handedly brought down one of the world's
25:43most dangerous cyber gangs stopping a bank robbery putting himself in harm's way right here in our own
25:48hometown we're all very proud of you sam sam you're like the coolest person ever you're so cool you're like a super hero comes to life
25:58you're right
26:01sam the hero there you are
26:04Hi, sorry. Hey, hey, you're right about everything. It's not cool to be bad. I'm sorry. I was so
26:15caught up in everyone else's opinions of me and trying to be cool when I had the coolest and kindest
26:22person right in front of me. And if I didn't make you completely hate me, I was wondering
26:28if I could take you out on a day sometime. You've got to be kidding me. Monica, I just got a call.
26:34They said you're failing all your classes. You're grounded, young lady. Yeah, I forgot to mention
26:39to you, changed your grades back. Hey, Monica, don't worry about that. And you, Mr. Tough Guy
26:46that wets the bed at night. I talked to your parents. They said you're failing everything
26:50too. So no more cheerleading for you and no more football for you. Come on.
26:58I wonder where Sam is. He'll be here soon. Don't worry. Hey, sorry I'm late. I had to
27:16pick something up. Hey, little sis. Got you something. Thank you, Sam. I love it.
27:26Of course. I mean, I had to put some of the money from my, uh, extracurriculars to good use.
27:36But no more Mr. Bad Guy from here on out. Promise?
27:43Promise.
27:46It's starting.
27:47Yeah.
27:56It's starting you up.
28:24It's starting.