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00:00Oh my god.
00:30Mike, look at this.
00:35The blue tag says it's an extra 50% off.
00:57Did she wake up?
00:58Oh, no, she didn't.
01:00But I'll just take both.
01:01I'm going to keep looking around some more.
01:07Mommy Dearest didn't want to be seen
01:09with her tragic excuse for a daughter.
01:24Can't we just get an Uber?
01:25Hey, watch it!
01:30Privileged piece of crap!
01:32Here, try this.
01:34I'll dry up nice.
01:35No!
01:40You're still working?
01:42How long have you been standing there?
01:44I thought you were going to help me pick a dress
01:45for the Open Mic Poetry competition.
01:49Mom?
01:50What?
01:51What, honey?
01:52Can't you see I'm working?
01:53I can't focus on two things at the same time.
01:55But why can't you ever focus on me?
01:58You never show up.
01:59My credit card shows up plenty for you,
02:01and you never seem to complain about that.
02:03Dinner is prepared, ma'am.
02:05Okay.
02:06For the main course,
02:07the chef presents a pearl lobster
02:10in a saffron brule blanc,
02:13served atop a bed of lemon-infused risotto.
02:16Okay.
02:16Thank you, Jameson.
02:17I'll have that in my office.
02:20I gotta take this.
02:21This is important.
02:22The report, yes.
02:23Get those to me.
02:25Miss Lily,
02:27will you be taking your dinner in your room?
02:29I'm not really hungry for it.
02:31My world-famous mac and cheese
02:32with sriracha and a little bit of parmesan.
02:36Your favorite.
02:37What's wrong?
02:38This is your favorite comfort food.
02:40We've had that three nights in a row now.
02:42Oh, besides, my stomach hurts anyway.
02:46Okay, okay.
02:47I'll get some hot tea,
02:49and then I'll put a heating pad
02:50in the microwave for you, okay?
02:51I'm fine.
02:52I better be heading back inside.
02:55This one's mine.
02:57The 10,000-square-foot Spanish colonial.
03:01The biggest house in the neighborhood.
03:04Donnie, but I thought that the one
03:07all the way up there on the top of the hill...
03:08I'm sorry that I can't give you this kind of life.
03:10I thought that was the base one.
03:12But you know what I always say?
03:14You don't know what you have until it's gone.
03:17There she is!
03:18Hey, maybe this rich family
03:20has bigger problems than we do.
03:26Too bad.
03:27Looks like we'll never find out.
03:29Hey, maybe we can have a slumber party.
03:31I'll gather around a bunch of candles.
03:33You don't know what I'm talking about.
03:54Okay.
03:55okay you've got this just one foot in front of the other breathe it's not complicated
04:05when you get to him just say how do you still look this good in these drab uniforms
04:12lock me to class
04:15hey it's not even homeroom yet what's got you all doom and gloom i don't want to talk about it
04:31maybe this will cheer you up
04:33i know it's not cartier or anything but i thought you might like it i've been saving up for it
04:41oh wow it's like a friendship bracelet cool thanks bro
04:48do you want me to help you put it on no i'll do it later
04:55oh are you okay here let me help you with that
05:02no i got it no i said i got it
05:09pd you can help me carry my books if you want
05:13boo hoo cry me a river lily please go rub that garbage because you're never going to write anything worth reading
05:35what's this
05:37you know parents spend a lot of money to get their children to the school
05:44not to waste their time with flowery imagery but to get them to an ivy lee
05:48make beneficial use of your time and work on your historic analysis okay
05:53there must be some sort of mistake i've never scored lower than an a what's wrong with what i wrote
06:10technically it's very well written but it felt uninspired and lacked emotion
06:15and the assignment was to write something personal raw
06:20feelings don't pay those
06:23very nice work jolene
06:27truly moving
06:29thank you
06:30you know rose i could tutor you on how to write from the heart
06:36if only you could get the ice around it to melt
06:38you must burn a lot of calories running that mouth
06:41don't you
06:43hey
06:44i'll wait for you in the hall
06:56you don't have to
06:57i'm okay
06:58before you ask no i do not have your reg letter
07:05and i can give you one
07:07but i need one from each of my core curriculum teachers for my application
07:10that summer internship would help you get into ivy league
07:14i know
07:14you have until the end of the week to resubmit your personal writing sample
07:19and then i'll reconsider
07:21ah
07:23wow
07:27really going for that starving artist
07:28wow
07:31really going for that starving artist
07:36look huh
07:37maybe stop gawking at the clothes and actually go in weirdo
07:43oh so good to see you again come on in i have a few dresses that'll be perfect don't you
07:51a little bit of like a matching fit
07:53gawking at the clothes and actually go in weirdo oh so good to see you again
07:59come on in I have a few dresses that'll be perfect don't you
08:04get a little bit of like a matching thing or maybe
08:22um what are you wearing how do those work out for you
08:31I'm sorry you didn't try them all looks like someone took your room here try
08:42these I'll come back to check on you for a jiffy
08:50excuse me
09:05so we're adopted we're identical and we have the same birthday which means
09:24we're twins okay you clearly got the better end of the deal
09:29I highly doubt that my mom never wants to spend any time with me and all the
09:34teachers at my school are super dry and analytical if you look down on me for
09:38wanting to be a poet there's just no room for creativity are you kidding me you're
09:44carrying a designer handbag you go to a private school I wish I had your life
09:49you want to know what I have to deal with my dad is super clean overbearing we eat
09:54mac and cheese every night and live in this tiny apartment and my teacher won't
10:00give me the right letter that I need because she doesn't think my writing is
10:02personal enough I'm basically set up for failure going to the school honestly it
10:08doesn't even sound that bad I wish I had your life I wish I had yours
10:15what if we switch places you really want to switch places with me this is weird oh my gosh
10:25this is such a crazy idea what if we just do it for 48 hours
10:31okay tell me how to be rose what do I need to know first thing is I never let anyone walk
10:40all over me or look down on me don't take crap from anyone now give me the low down on you
10:48I'm kind of the opposite of you what's that supposed to mean you what are you looking at
10:54you creep get out of here ew rose I can beat you up don't talk back keep to yourself and don't take
11:00any chances or rock the boat this is my mom she's out of town right now but you'll probably see her
11:07whenever she gets back if she ever decides to get out of her office otherwise you'll probably just
11:14have a place to yourself it's just the butler the maid the chef and the driver
11:21now who's this guy
11:37this is David I kind of have a huge crush on him
11:44but whatever you do don't engage it's probably best to not even look in his direction
11:50why
11:53oh yeah
11:59your turn tell me about your life
12:02obviously there's my dad
12:06he's super affectionate and a bit too optimistic
12:10there's also my friend Pete he's the first friend I made when I moved to this school
12:21he's kind of cute do you like just a friend
12:24he'll probably try to do things for you like carry your books or whatever
12:28but don't let him you don't need to look weak
12:30ready to do this thing
12:33David
12:40oh no are you okay
12:50don't talk back keep to yourself and don't take any chances or rock the boat
12:57what a freak am I right
13:02what's that
13:07oh it's nothing
13:08is that poetry
13:11um it's kind of personal
13:13perfect
13:15I'll make you a deal
13:17I'll give you that letter of recommendation
13:19if you present this
13:21to the class
13:22and I'll change that last letter grade
13:25to an A
13:26I won't offer it again
13:30come on
13:32you've got this
13:35it's gonna get dark
13:41everyone brace yourselves
13:42the quiet hum of what I'll never say
13:53fills empty spaces carved from yesterday
13:55I watch you shine
13:57untouchable divine
13:59a beacon far too bright to claim as mine
14:01what if rejection cleaves my heart in two
14:05and fragile hopes dissolves with you
14:07so I remain a poet's muted muse
14:10afraid of all I stand to gain or lose
14:13but still
14:15in shadows where my wishes dwell
14:16a thousand verses weave my secret spell
14:19perhaps one day
14:21the silence I've obeyed will break
14:23and
14:24love will bloom from what I've stayed
14:26well done
14:32this better not be some more poetry
14:38you're welcome to grade it now if you'd like
14:40I don't know what happened to you
15:02between yesterday and today
15:03but
15:03exceptional work really
15:05you should really be less clumsy
15:25you got a little something there
15:28cute stunt with that poem
15:35but we both know you're not relationship material
15:38where did you say I had a little something?
15:40right there
15:41mmm
15:44tastes like just desserts
15:46next time
15:47leave your insecurities at the door
15:48if you were so sure David would go for you over Lily
15:51I mean
15:52me
15:53the new one tries so hard to get in the way
15:55you got a little something
15:56don't take crap from anyone
16:02I'll never let anyone walk all over me
16:04or look down on me
16:05what's really cute is how you have me confused
16:08with someone who actually values your opinion
16:10but
16:11thanks for the input
16:12I'll make sure to file that under
16:13I couldn't care less
16:15hey
16:24Lily
16:26what you did back there was
16:28kind of iconic
16:29my favorite part was
16:33where it sounded like
16:34you might be into me
16:35I wish you just told me
16:41like
16:41it always seemed like you were avoiding me
16:44I guess you could say
16:46I was just
16:47a little nervous
16:48to tell you how I felt
16:49do you want me to buy you a new lunch
16:53no I
16:55don't have much of an appetite
16:57are you okay
16:58you feel kind of warm
17:00yeah
17:02I think it's just all
17:03the excitement
17:04you see that girl right there
17:06you just try to steal my PD
17:08come on
17:24the last time I checked
17:26are you okay
17:26this is black football
17:27it's not sad
17:28well I'm sorry
17:32why don't you head over to the nurse
17:33like walking in the air
17:36yeah of course
17:37what are you smiling about
17:46you never let me take care of you before
17:49it's nice
17:51so
17:54why didn't you ever tell me
17:57how you felt about me
17:58the poem I mean
18:00I
18:01you have to know I'm crazy about you right
18:04I guess
18:07I'm not used to being that vulnerable
18:09I'm not gonna hurt you
18:16you don't have to have your walls up with me
18:18I win
18:21again
18:22I didn't think you would be this good
18:25I mean we haven't played in like years
18:27and are you writing poetry
18:30I didn't know you did that
18:33do you think that maybe I could hear something
18:37really
18:39wow
18:41okay
18:42sure
18:42the chandelier hums
18:49where silent grows
18:51a mother's shadow
18:52the daughter knows
18:53her hands hold time
18:56but not my own
18:57the gold feels cold
18:59the walls too wide
19:01no warmth to fill the space inside
19:04I'd trade this world for something small
19:07a fleeing glance
19:09her love
19:10or her all
19:11wow
19:22I
19:22it's
19:23beautiful
19:25oh
19:26um
19:27can I take this
19:28yeah
19:29sure
19:29you what
19:33what was I supposed to do
19:35besides
19:36it all worked out
19:37she got a face full of pasta
19:38and
19:39you got a boyfriend
19:40David likes you
19:42and
19:42I told him that you like him
19:44well
19:45technically I told him
19:46I like him
19:47but
19:47whatever
19:47you get the point
19:48oh my gosh
19:49now tell me
19:50how my life's going
19:51oh
19:51you got that letter of recommendation
19:53that you wanted
19:53seriously
19:54how'd you manage that
19:55I was actually asked to read
19:57one of my poems in class
19:58and
19:59well it didn't just
20:00landing the rec letter
20:01it
20:03also
20:04kind of got you a boyfriend
20:05what
20:06I'm gonna kill you
20:08oh come on
20:09you like Pete
20:10and he totally thought
20:11that poem was about him
20:12and then he helped you
20:13to the nurse's office
20:13because I was very bad
20:14at flag football
20:15look
20:16you need to be more vulnerable
20:17or you're just gonna
20:18push Pete away for good
20:19and
20:20you need to learn
20:20how to stick up for yourself
20:21because once we switch back
20:23I won't be there
20:24to stick up for you
20:24although
20:26I doubt she'll do anything
20:27after what happened
20:28oh
20:29are you okay
20:32oh
20:32I think your mom just got here
20:34oh
20:34okay
20:34I have to go shower anyway
20:35um
20:36see you tomorrow
20:36bye
20:37welcome home mom
20:45oh
20:47not right now
20:48I'm exhausted
20:49oh
20:50um
20:50I guess we can catch up
20:51over dinner then
20:52um
20:53Jameson
20:54um
20:55I'll be taking dinner
20:56in the office
20:56I have more work to do
20:57oh
20:58so
20:58you're too tired to talk to me
21:00but not too tired for work
21:01work pays the pills
21:02Chicha
21:03doesn't
21:04okay
21:04Jameson
21:06my bag
21:07hey
21:17Rose
21:17everything okay in there
21:19why is the water
21:22so cold
21:24the gas company
21:26must have turned the gas off
21:27I am so sorry sweetie
21:29why don't we go to the YMCA
21:30use their showers
21:30what's in the bag
21:32oh
21:33okay
21:40ow
21:44what's going on in here
21:54I'm trying to work
21:55my stomach hurts
21:56can you make me some tea
21:57what part of me working
21:59did you not understand
22:00ow
22:01can you go grab this drama queen
22:02a cup of tea please
22:04I want my dad
22:05what
22:06oh
22:08hey
22:09hey
22:10hey
22:10hey
22:10oh
22:10oh
22:11oh
22:11Fred
22:14wait
22:16you two know each other
22:18it looks like we all have a lot of explaining to do
22:25can we talk about it tomorrow
22:26my appendix
22:27my appendix did just burst not too long ago
22:29we were told there was a set of twins that we could adopt when we were considering it
22:37when we were still together
22:38we had no idea that the adoption agency offered for us to adopt you each separately
22:45but we don't want to be separated
22:50what I don't understand is why would you switch lives in the first place
22:56because I wanted to know what it was like to be rich and to attend a prestigious private school
23:01to not be smothered 24-7
23:03and I wanted to know what it felt like to actually have a parent who wanted to hang out with me and appreciated my poetry
23:10truth is
23:13I wouldn't trade all the money in the world for you dad
23:15and
23:17I guess I didn't realize how good I have it either
23:19I guess you were right dad
23:21sometimes
23:23you don't realize what you have until it's gone
23:25but
23:27now that we found each other
23:28we don't want this to be gone
23:30well
23:33I can empathize with that
23:36hey
23:38if the girls want to stay together
23:41why
23:41why not you and I
23:44you know try giving another shot
23:46I mean look we
23:48obviously balance each other out
23:50and first place
23:58goes to
23:59Lily
24:04wow
24:13you're going really hardcore with this new soft girl era
24:17um
24:18I think you're talking to the wrong twin
24:19don't worry
24:22that ice hasn't melted
24:23well
24:26maybe just a little bit for you
24:28congratulations Libby
24:33glad to be
24:34thank you
24:35oh my gosh
24:39guys I got the internship
24:40hey triple date to celebrate
24:43yeah
24:43well actually I have to work
24:45kidding
24:48Fred and I are going to go grab some dinner
24:51so you kids go ahead and have some fun
24:54okay
24:55okay
24:55Lily
24:58I am so proud of you
25:00we should have these meatballs in the post
25:04yeah I'm going to make it beautiful man
25:06oh my gosh
25:14I am so proud of you
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