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00:00:00You
00:00:19So where she keeps it
00:00:30I
00:01:00Don't know
00:01:30Oh
00:02:00Come on come on, yeah, I'll have my revenge and death stalker, too
00:02:30You
00:03:00You
00:03:30You
00:03:52Quiet or you'll eat steel for dinner
00:03:55You've eaten everything else shut up you little wench this town's got no room for beggars I
00:04:03Am NOT a beggar. I'm a seer even the king knows that all too. Well girl
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life. Look his highness asked for a prophecy and that's what he got
00:04:13In my kingdom a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child, but not by another man a Marco
00:04:20I see him good or bad
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you. Give me a break
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living the king wants you off the castle grounds now?
00:04:31You can't treat me like this
00:04:33I'm a princess right right and I'm Merlin the magician. Yeah, I'll be off with you princess of beggars
00:04:41You'll be sorry. You're the one that's gonna be sorry. Let's get her
00:04:50I
00:04:55Don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it. Yeah
00:04:59But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me. You picked the wrong town to stop in stranger
00:05:06He's gonna stop here permanent. You know who we are
00:05:11Village idiot the two runners up
00:05:19I
00:05:29Take it easy, I don't even know these guys
00:05:46Hi
00:05:48Well
00:06:19Oh
00:06:44No, I got a nice big room upstairs
00:06:49I
00:06:54Need to talk to you line forms of the right you gotta help me one rescue a day. That's my policy
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you? Hey you princess. I thought we told you to get out of town
00:07:18I
00:07:48I
00:08:18I
00:08:48Oh
00:09:18I'll call out
00:09:48I
00:10:18I
00:10:20I
00:10:47You're good
00:10:49Helps in my line of work
00:10:50What line of work is that? Oh
00:10:53I'd like to call it the wealth redistribution business. Oh, so you robbed from the rich and give to the poor
00:10:58No, I robbed from the rich and pretty much keep it. Do you think we lost him?
00:11:04You got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the prince of thieves
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning, yeah
00:11:18No
00:11:29Hold it
00:11:43Yeah, I think we finally lost them
00:11:49Starving here just a second. I haven't had a thing to eat since last night of the booze
00:11:58Here try it it's my specialty. Oh specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it
00:12:07Mm-hmm. Good. Very good. I'm awesome water to please
00:12:13Thank
00:12:15You that was great great boy, you must have really been hungry. Mm-hmm more. Oh, no
00:12:22Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite. I know I kind of messed things up for you before
00:12:31Just struck me funny
00:12:33But I'm willing to make it up to you. I'm listening. I can tell your future
00:12:37No, really, I'm a seer. It's a gift. I've had since childhood
00:12:42Okay, things can't get much worse. I guess shoot
00:12:47Spirits of tomorrow hear my call
00:12:54I want to keep that to a minimum. I see you embarking on a heroic quest
00:12:59It shall become legend and storytellers shall recount your many stories
00:13:03It shall become legend and
00:13:06Storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages. Well, I sure hope they get my name, right an image is coming to me
00:13:15Yes, I see it so clear a young woman
00:13:19No a princess a princess. She rich. She's calling to you
00:13:25Help me help me Deathstalker. Only you can save me. She's in trouble. Oh big trouble
00:13:33a matter of life or death
00:13:38What I see someone else
00:13:40dark and evil
00:13:42This is bad. This is real bad. The princess is being imprisoned by jerek an evil sorcerer
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman
00:13:54even greater than Deathstalker
00:13:57Better than me wait
00:13:59He's laughing at you
00:14:01Come and get me Deathstalker if you dare
00:14:05Well this sorcerer, where do I find him in the land of?
00:14:09Jafir
00:14:11Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey
00:14:15Many dangers witches dragons ogres must cut down on the tourist trade
00:14:21You shall confront them all emerge victorious and reap a fabulous reward
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies
00:14:29Ha ha and this is gonna get me into the legends right up there with conan. Oh
00:14:37Whoa
00:14:40Sorry
00:14:42You all right?
00:14:43Yes. Well, what about the reward when I know more you know more?
00:14:47Well that settles it then i'm out of here
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go
00:14:53I'm, not getting any younger, you know go
00:14:56To jafir now you got it sis. Wait a minute. Well, wait a minute
00:15:04There's still more soup
00:15:21Next
00:15:26Have you found the princess yet i'm working on it she won't get far
00:15:31You should have never let her escape
00:15:34She might come back and take a throne
00:15:37A way of pretending to be a princess who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie darling we've gone over this a dozen times before
00:15:50Ah
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess an exact duplicate in all respects
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs
00:16:04In other words if she dies
00:16:07You die
00:16:09But once i've made a few minor adjustments in the formula I can duplicate anyone then eliminate the original now, my dear
00:16:16Please run along these brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more alone
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber waiting as you wish my dear as you wish
00:16:35Next
00:16:39Sultana
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line
00:16:44You look marvelous
00:16:46Lovely as a rose we can dispense with the pleasantries if you don't mind
00:16:51After what you've done to me i'd hardly call this visit a pleasure. Whatever. Do you mean my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my help
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one. You were paid handsomely. I did not come here to bicker with you. Jerak, my dear
00:17:07I have a proposition for you. You wish to have the princess evie returned to you
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now doubtless. You'll remember chin the buccaneer
00:17:21Chin the one eye the man's a second-rate amateur in any event. He will assist him
00:17:26Evie is mine and the meddler death stalker
00:17:31death stalker
00:17:33Oh very well, he's yours enjoy done
00:17:36Always a pleasure sultana. Likewise. I'm sure next
00:18:06You
00:18:11Which way oh mighty oracle, why do they call you the prince of thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best but you're not a real prince which way
00:18:21the west road
00:18:23Are you sure? Absolutely. The crystal ball never lets me down the west road
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31West road
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:38No, I wouldn't why not because being a princess brings out the worst in them
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way
00:18:47So
00:19:02Give it to me chin. What do you got?
00:19:04That stalker's as good as in the grave. Look sailor. Don't carve a tombstone so readily
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat and remember the last one belongs to me
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood he can die never underestimate the strength of an enemy
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like stalker you telling me how to do my job sultana
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice. Well, keep it to yourself. I'll bring stalker to you on a platter
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat. Oh, yeah. Yeah, i've got just the butchers to do it
00:19:40Say hello to crazy auto reingold the mad prussian solely responsible for the lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize ed the hedge shemansky five years on the genghis khan strike force part-time consultant to attila the han
00:19:56Next john the baptist bombasto drowning's a specialty
00:20:00Beside him nick the crippler of cashmere. I think his name says it all
00:20:05And last but not least a real find buddy footstool rosa only recently dismissed by ivan the terrible for excessive brutality
00:20:17Still skeptical you bet I am
00:20:21Suit yourself
00:20:23Come on boys
00:20:26So
00:20:33Okay, men let him have it
00:20:43Close man, but don't kill not yet
00:20:55So
00:21:26So
00:21:39I think we better find another way. Oh, really you think so west road, right?
00:21:47Who are they you tell me you're the seer well, they're trying to kill us somebody give the lady a cigar
00:21:54Look, they were trying to kill us. They could have done it way back down the road
00:21:58No, they're they're after something
00:22:00You sure you're telling me everything I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, which is ogre's all that bad stuff
00:22:14You and your visions
00:22:19Anything's coming handy
00:22:23Where are you going just stay put I want to help done plenty already
00:22:35That'll be fine boys save your arrows
00:22:53So
00:23:23So
00:23:40Ah
00:23:54So
00:23:59Stalker stalker
00:24:10Yeah
00:24:23So
00:24:35Throw your sword down or i'll cut her pretty little throat go ahead cut it you rat
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me now would I do a thing like that
00:24:54Come on let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here
00:24:57Oh
00:24:58And uh, would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me? It's the only one I got left
00:25:07Wait a minute, were you really gonna let him kill me? Yes stalker. You weren't really gonna let him kill me. Were you? Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that
00:25:16Ah
00:25:23You're back minus the fearless five
00:25:27You should have listened to me you want a bitch bitch to jarek i'm calling him right now
00:25:47What news have you bad news lord jarek, I hate bad news it spoils my day I got an idea
00:25:55come close
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me. You may rest assured that it will
00:26:17So
00:26:20So long sailor
00:26:38Well, look what we have here pookie, huh? Yeah
00:26:47I
00:26:52Still don't understand why you want to break in there because we're broke. That's why what's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum
00:27:02There are probably
00:27:03More jewels in there than we could carry out
00:27:07You're about to become a very rich woman
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty. Come on. Where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This is an adventure it's just damn scary. Yeah, but uh when legend's told I want people to think we face this bravely
00:27:24When the legend's told nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid
00:27:30Stalker, huh? I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves. I heard it was only the open ones
00:27:37Wait a minute
00:27:39I just remembered my hut. I left the door unlocked. We gotta go back
00:27:45You don't have a door
00:27:46I don't oh
00:27:49Yeah
00:27:52What was that
00:27:55The wind it should get oiled it came from in there
00:28:01You bet it did stalker. You're not really going in there
00:28:09Oh
00:28:13Don't go in there it's dark look relax, will you?
00:28:22Well, come on in what are you waiting for? Oh, come on it's a little smelly but what could happen
00:28:38Hmm
00:28:45Stalker
00:29:09So
00:29:16You know
00:29:18Grave robbing is not only morally repulsive
00:29:21But I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in these parts
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed
00:29:34jerk
00:29:38So
00:29:45Stalker
00:29:47So
00:30:08I'd offer you my hand sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once
00:30:14Even for a sorcerer
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me
00:30:18I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to and oh, by the way, i've arranged one for you as well
00:30:36Oh son of a bitch, oh the old crushing wall routine, huh, you couldn't do better than this
00:30:44Ah
00:31:09God I'm gonna see her love around here someplace
00:31:12Uh, huh
00:31:20Stalker
00:31:41So
00:32:05Stalker get out of here
00:32:11Oh
00:32:14Gosh leave me alone for five minutes. Look what happens. Come on
00:32:21Come on i'm coming i'm coming
00:32:35Yeah, yeah, come on, yeah
00:32:41Hmm
00:32:55Don't you know another tune get out of here
00:33:06It's happening again
00:33:11Guards guards
00:33:17No, no
00:33:21No
00:33:26Dinner is served your majesty
00:33:32You see the face on her too bad nice party though
00:33:42Come
00:33:46I won't bite
00:33:55Ah
00:34:11So
00:34:29You know something funny's going on here
00:34:31First we get attacked by bandits
00:34:34Then those damn zombies. What's next? Don't answer that
00:34:37Okay
00:34:40Every time it's like they're waiting for us
00:34:42It's jeric guys playing for keeps I told you the path would be filled with perils. Yeah. Yeah
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to there's still time to turn back
00:34:52A ward's still up for grabs in it
00:34:54Uh-huh, who said anything about turning back?
00:34:58Not me
00:35:01Here looks like you could use this
00:35:04What are you gonna use fire won't last but a few more minutes, it'll be all right
00:35:09Are you sure there's plenty of blanket here?
00:35:19Okay
00:35:29Isn't it cozy
00:35:34So stalker, hmm, is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one just follow the road to bagot
00:36:04Turn west at a tree that looks like a rock
00:36:06Where you cross a dry riverbed where the water is most shallow
00:36:11What dry river just just follow the mountains, okay?
00:36:15There ain't gonna be any zombies or anything either. It's a clear road. No surprises. No surprises. No surprises
00:36:23no surprises
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be three out of four is not bad
00:36:33So
00:36:36Rough crowd
00:36:48Look I
00:36:49Let me do the talking
00:36:52Now listen, I think there's been some mistake or maybe you haven't heard of me silence
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no, I don't think so. I would have remembered
00:37:03You look a lot
00:37:04Like evie of jar fear the demon princess who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men
00:37:12me a princess
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you no, but my name is reena reena the seer
00:37:22reena
00:37:23Oh, yeah, her name's reena. All right reena the seer
00:37:27reena the lawyer
00:37:28Oh, well, maybe i've made a mistake. Yeah, uh, well
00:37:33Now that we've uh cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're and we're all friends again
00:37:38Uh, maybe we could just be on our way
00:37:42The girl may go
00:37:44But not you
00:37:47Deathstalker
00:37:49So you you have heard of me? Oh, yes
00:37:53Your legend precedes you your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts
00:38:00Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter
00:38:03I hope not
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood
00:38:10Trial trial trial
00:38:13by combat
00:38:20I used to be able to do this great. How's it going?
00:38:23This is a farce. I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back. That's the spirit. Come on
00:38:28Come on, let's get going
00:38:33Oh
00:38:41Deathstalker
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat
00:38:50your opponent
00:38:52in this contest
00:38:54Shall be none other than gorgo
00:38:57our fiercest warrior
00:38:59and my
00:39:01champion
00:39:03Gorgo
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed
00:39:09Gorgo
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby. You name it. Did you see her stalker?
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open. What are you talking about? What?
00:39:33Oh
00:39:51This is of course a fight to the death naturally
00:39:58No mercy
00:40:01Well, well may the best man
00:40:07Skip it
00:40:17That's a nice outfit do you have to uh buy your clothes at a special store
00:40:28Come on
00:40:30Oh
00:40:54And stay down
00:40:57Oh
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do stay away from her wear out run her down then attack attack
00:41:25If i'm still alive i'll have her in five
00:41:30Six maybe seven at the outside
00:41:32Oh
00:42:02Oh
00:42:06Okay, come on
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time
00:42:33Oh, you're looking good out there doing a good job
00:42:40Keep it up and don't let her get you with that run. Oh, you know, she may have a strength
00:42:48I got it
00:43:02Oh
00:43:21No
00:43:33Oh
00:43:41Buddy in my
00:44:02Is
00:44:14No, no
00:44:32That's
00:44:59Kill her
00:45:02Kill her kill her. What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death
00:45:10You want to kill her do it yourself
00:45:23That was incredible you're great thanks princess wait
00:45:27Wait
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you. Yeah, you can say that again
00:45:34I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods. You tried to sell me
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer. Well, not a very good one
00:45:40But I am a princess
00:45:42or I was
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me put her on the throne and seized the kingdom. Oh, that's that's good. That's rich
00:45:50Try it on the next staff you meet
00:45:52Look, I escaped I needed help and I didn't know whether you'd believe me
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Have you ever heard of honor among thieves? You mean you would have helped me without the money? I didn't say that ste
00:46:10Look begging your highness's pardon, but uh, i'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool
00:46:23I want her here and I want her here
00:46:25Where the hell is she
00:46:36What do you want
00:46:39I hate her. I hate her. I hate her
00:46:42Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird. You needn't worry. I shall find her
00:46:48You'll be pleased though. I think to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough. I hope so
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more
00:46:56Soon i'll cease to exist come with me to my chamber
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed. This better be good
00:47:04I assure you
00:47:05It will be good
00:47:11In my hand
00:47:13I hold the key to our success and happiness my darling the elixir elixir
00:47:19Elixir, which will sever your ties to the real princess forever
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph
00:47:26A work of art don't you think I duplicated him as I duplicated you now for the test
00:47:43You may have the honor, thank you
00:47:52It works naturally you made me so happy
00:48:03Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead. Thank you again
00:48:22You
00:48:32Have you seen
00:48:39Have you seen there he is
00:48:52Um
00:49:11Shall we drink then to your magnificent battle tonight
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come which one's that
00:49:22Oh that
00:49:28Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away
00:49:35Just wait here one minute don't go away
00:49:41Me
00:49:49Stalker
00:49:51Just think
00:49:52Our love making tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come
00:49:57The passion in our hearts will burn like a great central fire
00:50:01Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy
00:50:05Sounds good to me
00:50:07Tomorrow my servant will awaken us at dawn
00:50:11You gotta be kidding
00:50:12After that fight. I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in. Oh, no, that's not possible
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak ceremony. What's ceremony a wedding ceremony?
00:50:32Oh shit
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with I think she left a half hour ago. Thanks
00:50:41I
00:50:59Don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap. No, I didn't think so
00:51:10Ah
00:51:21Now that you're up your royal highness
00:51:24There are matters we need to discuss
00:51:26Yeah
00:51:27You're the one who helped jeff in all the excitement. We never really did have a chance to sit down and talk
00:51:32But now we can fix all that
00:51:35Where's death stalker? Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh, I can think of lots of reasons
00:51:42Here's one
00:51:46I'll never talk
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you say up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now, where is death stalker?
00:52:04Yeah
00:52:06Somebody looking for me stalker you came back by popular demand
00:52:34Yeah
00:52:41It's payback time stalker i'm all for of course
00:53:03Uh
00:53:31Ah
00:53:33Uh
00:53:47Oh
00:54:03Oh
00:54:15What's the matter nothing I just think there's a time and a place for everything
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time
00:54:21But the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place
00:54:34Lord jarek, we've recovered the body
00:54:38Get her in here at once fools, will there be anything else my lord out out as you wish
00:55:03So
00:55:22Welcome back
00:55:34So
00:55:59Very interesting, is there another way in
00:56:04of course
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go under the castle? What was that the wind?
00:56:26Friend of yours looks like he died with a gag in his mouth. Yeah. Well if he did he never got a chance to tell it
00:56:33I don't know
00:56:40Don't say it just don't say it but every time you have a vision something bad happens
00:56:46Stalker get out get out of here
00:56:53Hi guys
00:56:57Ah death stalker
00:56:59You needn't come through the servants entrance I would have welcomed you through the front gates
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee, you know, despite your rather silly name
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman like a demonstration
00:57:12Another time perhaps. Oh god, I've forgotten there won't be another time
00:57:16You see I couldn't possibly attain my current position by playing fair
00:57:22Kill him
00:57:26He's mine
00:57:29I thought you was dead not hardly. Well, I must say you're looking better than ever and it's uh, really great to be back here
00:57:45Found her boys
00:57:48Oh
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her home. What can we do? Check her heart?
00:58:11I think we're revived
00:58:17So
00:58:47Good evening dev stalker doesn't look too good from here
00:58:55Where's the little princess you don't expect me to talk no, no, no, I expect you to die
00:59:03And i'm sorry to see you go
00:59:05We could have made a great team
00:59:08There's still time
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye dev stalker
00:59:18I should have stood in bed
00:59:31Princess wants to see you
00:59:38I have got laid off. I think we're tougher our family for a long time
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers
00:59:51Damn my mistake. I must have given them the wrong princess. I don't want to shock you
00:59:55But uh, there's another girl running around here. That's a dead ringer for you. That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter
01:00:02That's funny because that's exactly what she said about you. Uh say would you mind uh calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs these guys next time I see him it's gonna be on a plate next to some eggs
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess you walk like a princess
01:00:34You kiss like a princess
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43i'm, not sure but I uh
01:00:46Think you're
01:00:49I think you're starting to get a handle on it. I think so, too
01:00:54Oh, I could just eat you alive bones and everything
01:01:16So
01:01:23And now you're mine stalker
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that
01:01:42Oh
01:01:44Just your looks that got to me and you think I don't know where the secret passageways are
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks
01:01:52I thought you might need this
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going I got us here didn't I
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing though. Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark quick griping
01:02:06We're almost here. Besides I got a surprise for you
01:02:09Here we are
01:02:12So
01:02:19Some surprise
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan into the fire
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it. All right
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all one against 100 make that two against 100
01:02:35Kill them
01:02:38Hey
01:02:41What about we even up those odds considerably
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise
01:03:11So
01:03:25Come on
01:03:41Hey
01:03:52Ah
01:04:11So
01:04:13So
01:04:40Where are you going
01:04:43You owe me your life I owe nothing to any man even you good luck
01:04:49Get out of my way
01:04:56What is going on here I have a splitting headache i'm trying to get some sleep you inside inside it's not over yet
01:05:06You okay
01:05:08Oh, I guess you are come on we got business to attend to
01:05:15How could you let this happen you've ruined my life I gave you your life
01:05:24Now go to your chambers i'll be there shortly
01:05:38Oh
01:05:40Throne room's that way
01:05:42Where are you going? There's only room for one princess in this castle. What are you gonna do?
01:05:47Can't tell you
01:05:48girl talk
01:05:50Oh
01:06:08So
01:06:38So
01:07:03You bitch
01:07:08So
01:07:38You
01:07:42Still ready for that demonstration
01:07:44spoken like a true gallant
01:07:47And soon to be a legend
01:07:49But not a living one
01:08:09So
01:08:24Ah
01:08:39Ah
01:08:46Ah
01:09:05Ah
01:09:08Ah
01:09:19Ah
01:09:27Oh
01:09:38Ah
01:09:55Ah
01:10:08Ah
01:10:24Ah
01:10:38So
01:11:08So
01:11:20Yay
01:11:23Yes
01:11:35It's ought to be good come forward death stalker
01:11:39Hmm
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds
01:11:57And that is you're looking at it becko
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice, I don't know let me consult my crystal ball, uh
01:12:09You won't be needing this anymore
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the legends
01:12:15Oh more than that a thousand years from now players will reenact all our exploits
01:12:21Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good looking guy to play me
01:12:39You