My Fairytale Wedding’ follows the journey of a young woman who, with the aid of magic (Kayanmata), captures the heart of Lagos’ most eligible bachelor. The show poses the question: Does this enchantment lead to true love?
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00:00Tima! Tima! Tima! What's going on? Why are you running? Jesus!
00:16Let me go! Let me go! Tima! Stay with me, please! Stay with me, Tima!
00:30So refreshing! I had so much fun in there!
00:51I can imagine! Please, enjoy your drink!
00:55So, tell me everything about the Blancos.
01:02Okay. Well, Marcos Agoné Saviola, as the name implies, is an artist.
01:10As the name implies, what does that mean?
01:13I mean, Marcos Agoné Saviola, Leonardo da Vinci, Pablo Picasso...
01:20Wait, are you kidding me? Aren't artists supposed to be poor?
01:23Because you, my darling, you're not poor. So, what's the tea?
01:28Okay, okay. Have you ever heard of NFTs?
01:32You mean, ugly internet art?
01:36Well, exactly. So, I got into NFTs quite early, which means I'm somewhat of a pioneer in the Nigerian NFT space.
01:46And with being a pioneer in the Nigerian NFT space, my collections are worth a lot of money and foreign currency.
01:52Oh, a guy who pulls his weight in dollars. Oh, that's sexy!
01:59You know, money is just numbers to me. I became an artist because I was drawn to the mystery of beauty.
02:10And the mystery of beauty all the way to capturing it on canvas with each and every stroke of my paintbrush.
02:20You have a really nice face, Magi. You know, you should let me paint you sometime.
02:27Wow, you carry sweet mouth, champ. So, after all this sweet mouth, how is a girl supposed to say no to you?
02:37No.
02:39Oh, my girls.
02:45Hello?
02:49Hey, hey, hey, slow down. I'm chilling somewhere. What's up?
02:58Wait, baby, what baby?
03:00What's the matter, man?
03:07Yeah.
03:17You know, I don't know how that guy keeps warming his way into her heart.
03:21See, losing the pregnancy wasn't hard enough. And now she has to contend with his old, soulless retard.
03:28I don't know. I just, I don't know. I wish there was a way to help.
03:33Sadly, we can't because now she wants us to stay away.
03:36Yeah.
03:38She told Angie and I yesterday that we should maybe give them some space.
03:43Like, in her words, um, let's I and Don't go through this alone.
03:49So, why is that so much of a problem?
03:51Well, it wouldn't be if he's not the one pushing her to say that.
03:54I know he's intentionally pushing her away from us.
03:58Baby, it's okay. It's all right. It's all right. I got you. It's fine.
04:03I know.
04:04It's just ridiculous.
04:05I know.
04:18Come on.
04:20Yeah.
04:23What for?
04:26For being here. For being patient.
04:30I know it's been really hard planning, and I'm sure it's exhausting with me.
04:37But, um, let me make it up.
04:41Okay.
04:42Friday. That's next tomorrow.
04:45Uh-uh. Dinner date on me.
04:47Babe.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Please don't make promises that you can keep.
04:51Yeah, I know. Women are especially stupid.
04:55It's okay.
04:57It's really hard. It's been hard getting here.
05:01But, um, open up.
05:04You're in camp. We'll meet you halfway.
05:08Okay?
05:10Okay.
05:26Angie, you know this painting will come out a lot better if you at least smile.
05:29Or maybe give me one of those sexy parts.
05:31Marcus, I'm not just in the mood.
05:34We've been painting this thing forever now.
05:36I mean, it's been like two weeks now.
05:38I'll be the painting, not the finish.
05:40You don't rush, goodness.
05:42Marcus.
05:44Hey, hey, hey.
05:46Look.
05:47I know you're worried about Sima.
05:49It's understandable.
05:51But just give it some time, okay?
05:53She's going to be discharged from the hospital later today.
05:55She just needs to rest.
05:57And you need to relax.
05:59I'm going to get you some more wine so that you can relax.
06:13There you go.
06:16Maybe I'm not just really into this whole painting thing.
06:23Wait.
06:24What?
06:26Um...
06:27We have to go.
06:28Wait, what?
06:29Have to go where?
06:30What are you talking about?
06:32It's an all-white party.
06:33I have something special for you to wear.
06:35And you're going to meet the clan tonight.
06:37Okay?
06:38The clan?
06:39Yeah, the clan.
06:41You enjoy it, I promise.
06:43I'll be right back.
06:45Okay.
06:55Sorry for disturbing your bed rest.
06:59What are you doing, Grandmother?
07:01I'm taking it each day as it comes.
07:03Thankfully, I'll be discharged tonight.
07:05Yeah, I know.
07:06My godfather told me.
07:07You know he hardly keeps anything that concerns you away from me.
07:11Do you need some water?
07:13Yes, please.
07:16I'm going to make you some tea.
07:18Okay.
07:19I'll be right back.
07:20Okay.
07:21I'll be right back.
07:22Okay.
07:23Okay.
07:31Here it is.
07:38You know, when I saw you that night trying to trash the desk kit,
07:43I had a gut in teaching.
07:45I didn't tell Odogo.
07:47I kept your secret.
07:49Odogo.
07:50I'm sorry, my godfather.
07:53By the way, he's meant to pick me up later.
07:55He's here around.
07:57I think he's on his way here.
08:01So I guess you came on your own, I suppose.
08:05Interesting.
08:07So what in particular did you come for?
08:10I heard it was a little big pregnancy.
08:12The baby didn't even stand a chance.
08:14I don't want to talk about it.
08:15By the way, when are you coming back to Abuja?
08:18You're such in a hurry to dismiss me.
08:20You can't even spend it,
08:21rather than wonder if I'm here to save you from an infinite embarrassment.
08:29Thank you for the water.
08:31Respectfully get out from my room.
08:46You know, when I heard about what happened to you and the baby,
08:51it's as if the whole universe is trying to fight for me.
08:55The universe is trying to fight for you?
08:58Yes, Dima.
09:00I am pregnant for Odogo.
09:03And my baby is healthy.
09:05Zero complications.
09:08Look, Odogo has asked me to marry him.
09:12Odogo has asked me to marry him.
09:16Enjoy your bed rest.
09:17Because you will be needing it.
09:19Go home, one on one.
09:21Hide the baby, you know.
09:23Go.
09:41My kingpota, my expota
09:43Your mufasa, your sweet masa
09:46Say mufuta, be my lover
09:48We're really so fine
09:50We're really so fine
09:53We're really so fine
09:55We're really so fine
09:58Waddup, waddup!
09:59Ladies and gentlemen!
10:02Give it up for the man of the hour,
10:06Chinko Ako!
10:11Chinko Ako!
10:13Chinko Ako!
10:15Chinko Ako!
10:17Chinko Ako!
10:19Chinko Ako!
10:21Chinko Ako!
10:23Chinko Ako!
10:25Chinko Ako!
10:27Chinko Ako!
10:29Chinko Ako!
10:31Chinko Ako!
10:33Chinko Ako!
10:35Chinko Ako!
10:37Chinko Ako!
10:39Chinko Ako!
10:41Chinko Ako!
10:43Chinko Ako!
10:45Chinko Ako!
10:47Chinko Ako!
10:49Chinko Ako!
10:51Chinko Ako!
10:53Chinko Ako!
10:55Hi there, what's up?
10:57Considering the time,
10:59I was hoping you could come pick me up from the hospital, please.
11:02Hmm.
11:04So Odogo no longer handling that?
11:06I, um...
11:07Oh, he-
11:08Oh, don't go in there. The doctor just walked in.
11:11I'm- I'm sorry, I was a bit worried.
11:13Oh, okay.
11:14Uh, I'll talk to you later.
11:16Okay? Bye.
11:20I'mma have you out of the hospital now.
11:23Now.
11:25Annie.
11:26For this spot, you're warned.
11:28Because you need to get some rest.
11:32Just tell me where it is.
11:35Tell the agents to book it, and then, off you go.
11:43I am wire.
11:49Yeah.
11:51Oh.
11:53Can I get you something to drink?
11:55Do you want something to drink?
11:57Baby, let me be your assistant.
12:00RACY!
12:02Drink for chief.
12:05Yeah.
12:07I like what you're wearing.
12:09I wore it for you.
12:10Oh.
12:11I know it's your favorite color.
12:13Oh.
12:14Interesting.
12:20Oh, please.
12:22Let me get that for you.
12:28Wire, wire.
12:29Oh.
12:31Oh.
12:32Oh.
12:38So how have you been these past few days?
12:42You don't want some?
12:44No.
12:47Mmm.
12:52Is there something wrong?
12:55You know how I have been.
12:57You see, I'm worried about.
12:59Mmm.
13:02You shouldn't worry about me.
13:04Just answer the question honestly.
13:09Timah, what is going on?
13:12Going on?
13:13Nothing wrong.
13:15You know, out of curiosity.
13:18I remember you telling me that you only had three children, right?
13:22Timah.
13:23Don't you know Asanta's children?
13:29Where is this coming from?
13:31Cheekas.
13:34This is coming from a place of madness.
13:37You told me you had only three children and you don't want more.
13:43Don't touch me.
13:46I know you're hurt about the baby.
13:49But bringing up my children with my midwife will not help.
13:54I am going somewhere.
13:56I'm not going anywhere.
13:57Now tell me, who is the woman that is pregnant for you that I need to know?
14:03What kind of question is this?
14:04Answer the bloody question.
14:07I'm sorry.
14:09Excuse me.
14:11Please don't go.
14:13Answer my question.
14:17I feel your loss.
14:22I feel your loss.
14:24I feel your loss.
14:26I feel your loss.
14:28Chi-Chi called you.
14:30Did she?
14:38I naturally make a mess of everything.
14:50So it is right.
14:54Chi-Chi is right.
14:56Something like that.
14:58Something like that?
15:03Make it make sense to me.
15:07A full term pregnancy is not something like that.
15:12She is your god daughter.
15:15Well actually, I'm getting married to her.
15:20Oh.
15:22You mean the musician?
15:24Because I'm confused.
15:26I'm getting married to Chi-Chi.
15:28She is more than my god daughter.
15:31Give me your bloody side check.
15:33Say it to my face.
15:34She is your bloody take it.
15:36Don't be dramatic.
15:38Dramatic?
15:40Dramatic?
15:42Four times.
15:43Four times I have aborted a baby for you.
15:45I have lost my baby.
15:46I have lost you.
15:51Don't you dare walk away from me.
15:52We can't talk when you are this way.
15:55Now I see why Chi-Chi hates me.
15:57Because you are in Paris, London, everywhere.
16:00Up and down.
16:02You miserable man.
16:03Bloody liar.
16:05I never lied to you.
16:07I never told you I was going to marry you.
16:09I like what is going on between us.
16:13But we had an understanding.
16:15Our relationship was transactional.
16:18Transactional.
16:20And I warned you about babies.
16:25Get out.
16:27Get out of my house.
16:30Get out.
16:33Get out.
16:35Get out.
16:37Get out.
16:39Get out.
16:40Get out.
16:42Madam.
16:44Madam.
16:46Please listen to me.
16:48I don't know what is going on.
16:50I don't know what is going on with her.
16:51I don't really know what is going on with her.
16:54Can you start coming out of your house, please?
17:10Get out.
17:41You know that I love, you know that I need you
17:48So why do you do it so cold?
17:53I'm trying to be there, be there for you
17:59But you say you don't feel like you felt before
18:05I don't know why, I don't know why
18:13I don't know why, I don't know why
18:35Oh
18:57She's ice cream. Hi. Hi. I'm with you. So I'm so sorry. Give me a bit late, but you know
19:02Because traffic is crazy. I mean highly recommended from the bride
19:09Thank you, I'm glad you love it. Anyway, where's Shelly? I'd like to say hello to her before I leave
19:14She's in the upper room. She's testing her wedding dress
19:17You know the celebrities and their wahala when it comes to wedding dresses. Is Shelly a celebrity? No
19:25Her husband-to-be
19:29You should know him
19:32No, some creative guy an artist called
19:37Organist of y'all
19:39The
19:59Candles are infused with lavender
20:02It's easier to relax in and I think it has some cinnamon and sage just to lift your spirits and help you
20:09Feel refreshed. I don't need your pity get out
20:16Thanks, we see that'll be all
20:19So I made you a puddle
20:22It's pepper soup. I
20:24Made it using my mother's recipe
20:30And as you know, my mother is late
20:34But every time I drink this
20:37It fills me with nostalgia
20:41And it reminds me to stay home risk of you bathing me in this better suit, please try some
20:54Just to see
20:57You
21:05Thanks for the pepper soup, but I want to be left alone
21:10Sure, I mean leave my room my house my compound kind of alone
21:18Sure, I can leave your personal space, but I can't leave you are you insane? No
21:24Listen to my I know it feels like you want to be alone, but you actually need people around you
21:32Plus I promised Muji that I was gonna play surrogate mother till she comes back
21:38You love her that much
21:43Yeah, I do every inch of that crazy woman
21:48So, uh, maybe you should try another spoon
21:57Just one
22:07No, I mean, I do know
22:10One's a viola, but it's not really. Oh, there's food to be happy
22:15Oh
22:45I
22:47Am such a terrible judge of people
23:17Coming
23:19It's not your fault
23:20The devil didn't tell me to pitch the interest of Google. You can't blame him either. Yeah, well, you can't blame yourself either
23:27What do we want to be blamed?
23:29He's twice her age. Yeah
23:33Closer to the grave for sure
23:36But you on the other hand you have your entire life ahead of you, right
23:41Keep it a smile in your face and two street and choke them
23:48I
23:50Mean like this Abby
23:53My small Lexus is not a Range Rover
24:04Yo alpha what wait slow down you're wet
24:17But she has been arrested yeah, I have to go okay
24:47I
25:17So you have become ex-convict
25:31That is how you went your cousin's wedding you started dancing like one of those people doing a boy or a boy
25:38Those people that's on the truck with no shame. They took that they used to carry cows
25:44We can understand that they're desperate to eat what is your own excuse
25:50Hey, you want to kill me? I'll be
26:05Like somebody who has no thoughts for tomorrow, why don't you just
26:10Why don't you settle down what if something happens to me, what if I die mommy, where are you going to you're not dying?
26:17I love my day. You have to stop saying all these kind of things, please
26:27The doctor found lumps in my breasts
26:34Once
26:40I
26:42Just getting to hear this
26:46They're not sure exactly and I did not want to burden you
26:52Me
26:54This is not the kind of thing that you hide from me
26:57What is my job? I'm here to make sure that everything is okay with you
27:01It's my job to carry this kind of burden mama. You can't skip something like this for me
27:09I
27:13Mean this is not a joke stop playing stop playing
27:21Look I'm here. I'm here with you. Nothing will happen to you mommy. Nothing will happen to you
27:31The
27:32Amoy Buddha's brought you home
27:35I mean, that's a good. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, I mean
27:40He's not evil. He's horrible
27:44besides
27:45He's my friend. Oh
27:48You want your husband to be your enemy?
27:51Happy have you put me friends? Oh
27:55Mommy why are you picking all these lines for? Oh, don't you friends? Oh
27:59You think it's only broadcast. I don't was up. I know
28:04I
28:08Just
28:10Just
28:13What's my enemies to she find somebody who can take care of you when I go mommy stop
28:19Going anywhere go to where?
28:23You're going to go anywhere all of this will be over besides
28:28How are you able to handle something like this on your own?
28:31You're
28:33Antifungal she knows but when is your next appointment to the doctor because I want to take you there myself
28:49So y'all went to jail and couldn't put a mark on Marcus
28:57If not me my bottle for all and I got hit
29:02Trust
29:25This week
29:27Supports this after this supports this
29:32I
29:37Saw such a quick job of taking care of me shouldn't be seen
29:43See me. I'm a living proof that God loves you
29:46Because what's in the lecture now? Yeah, what's in the boot? Let's know
29:51My mother may be having cancer of the breast
30:01The one thing
30:05That my mother has asked me to do for her
30:11Settle down
30:14And have a family
30:16You'd have it
30:20You'd have it all
30:23One thing one thing she has asked of me
30:27I
30:37Really need to make sure you're ready
30:44I am ready
30:57We
31:01Resist it
31:05See you shrine relax
31:09Isn't this creepier than this
31:21Welcome to house of wonders
31:24Hmm Thank You ma
31:27Madam or madam Fantasia not ma
31:32Or madame don't confuse me with one of those charlatans in Balogha markets
31:38well
31:40Sit your size 12 asses down
31:51Hmm
31:53Hmm
32:03Darling if they're here about your husband, I don't care
32:08look, I
32:09Will not stumble on the same stone twice that stone called
32:14Lutana
32:16madam
32:17Actually, my husband and I
32:20At an amazing place, so I take it she is the one in need of my services. Yes
32:36Your palm short to me
32:42I'm sorry, darling. If this hurts
32:50Hmm
33:00Interesting but not surprising you my darling are unlucky in love
33:09Every single time you get to the cusp of a committed relationship. Well disaster strikes
33:20Oh
33:23We've got different packages
33:26That can facilitate
33:28changing of your or
33:30We've got the mini
33:33the midi and the maxi
33:37Mean is midi it is
33:43Yes, yes, yes, yes
33:46Mm-hmm. Yes half a million. What? Yes, madam. Yes, we she will pay
33:59Thank you good
34:03Now
34:05we get you towards redefining who you are and clean your energy and
34:11to find and
34:13Capture a man who is a remarkable one for you
34:18you take this and
34:22Spray twice
34:24Rub your hands
34:27Three times
34:30Shake the gentleman
34:33And take your hands
34:35Place it on your lips and say the magic word
34:40Yes, by golly she was listening good there you go
34:50Now mm-hmm all that's left
34:55It's the exchange of funds for my services. I'm sorry
35:01It's right here
35:09You can go thank you so much madam. Thank you. Thank you madam
35:39Ah
35:51What
35:53So I've been waiting for you to take me to the hospital
35:56You are here
35:58with butter
36:00You're busy by
36:02Me
36:06I'm so sorry. I I lost track of time lost track of time. Why did I don't take my enemy seriously go papa?
36:15Yeah
36:17Mommy mommy, what's great? Let's just be honest. Let's just breathe
36:25Let's pray in Jesus name
36:27sky daddy
36:30Enemy of my mommy
36:39Worry in the house of my mom destroy my
36:45So madam the test we carried out proved my suspicions, right
36:52What you have is what we call breast mouse
36:56No, but in your case, it is called breast mice because very couple
37:02Can you just bring this thing down in simpleton so we can understand it
37:06Okay, what I'm trying to say is the lumps are vibrating. Oh, ma
37:15Doctor we still don't get it. I'm sorry for confusing you. Okay, the better news is you now
37:26Hey, my enemies will be eating. Yeah, they are shame like they eat again get bread
37:37Where are you going? I know somebody that was so happy to hear this good news. You better go and beggar
37:48Okay, what do you think I want to I want to let me be going Oh be going be going because you both deserve each
37:54Other
37:56Mommy go and beg your sister if we know you're like witches and coven
38:03Let me say you're like Bonnie and Clyde
38:09You just abused me I'll be one or are you a rock a moon mommy me your child
38:16Your father's language. That's how you'll be using it to be talking to me every time mommy go and beg your sister
38:21You should gossip as usual. Just keep my name out of it. Oh, yeah
38:27Bye
38:37Sweet that I know it that you finally found the wall
38:51I
38:59Was about going for prayer meeting, so what can I do for you?
39:09How many years are there between us that you've been in enough for me, please don't do it, please I make it quick
39:16Be quick with it
39:22I
39:35Said those words to me your mouth is wicked
39:45You know
39:47So
40:18I got it. Oh, that's enough now. You know, you should not be stressing yourself in this your condition
40:32Doctor came with the results
40:35zero cancer
40:37I said my prophets said he did
40:43Apples are going to shake for us shake
40:47The Lord is going to bring more testimonies
40:59Your daddy one very handsome young man brought her home from the police station
41:06Look good in guy getting you
41:12Prophet is one
41:28Where you coming from
41:31Today was images first appointment with her therapist. So I picked up the long gun for moral support
41:42Come still enough Friday. Mm-hmm. Oh
41:50I'm sorry
41:52See what has been happening
41:55between Tima trying to kill herself and
41:58engines issue of the police
42:01I'm sorry
42:05That's fine, I'm sorry, but at least you're here now, let's go now
42:10I'm sorry. I can't I have my life video too. I'm sorry
42:31Will you go in I'm going on a date I was supposed to go on a date
42:34I was supposed to go on a date. So I'm going on a date and you said I'm looking good
42:39So I might as well just show it off. I
42:44See when I get back
42:58I'm trying to give myself to you, but then I reminisce what's been done to me
43:05We keep our time with them use my heart to play I never show if I go try again
43:10But I go reason if you probably say
43:14Why oh, why oh, why oh, I can you don't leave me and go open up your heart to my body and soul
43:23Why oh, why oh, why oh, I can you don't leave me and go open up your heart to my body and soul
43:34I
44:04Can't
44:34I
44:43Need to dance on this table and everywhere
45:04Oh
45:06And it should be
45:32Hey, hey
45:36Wow, is this some kind of date? Oh, please you can be so dry outside sit down Joe
45:45So, okay because I am such a special friend and you've been an amazing friend I decided to do something
45:50Special for you today. Okay, so
45:54mmm
45:57So I
45:58made you pounded yam
46:00With a goosey soup, which I am so sure you would love and I didn't stop
46:05You know that your mom is what's it called again?
46:08Kudos. I made it using her recipe
46:12And I didn't stop there. I
46:15Ordered that banger and start with that fish head that you love so much. I'm about a spell you rotten
46:22And I also know that she's it like a cow
46:25So I have enough to make some take away for you when you're living
46:29Okay
46:32Feed me till I drop dead then let me pass
46:36As if you can say no to food you anyway, let me give you something to drink
46:43Okay, please tell me I am the nicest friend in the world you are the nicest friend in the world Cheers
46:51Okay, right back there and I'll be I'll be right back. Okay
47:05I
47:09Really about to use my long-suffering best friend number one to see this camera tapping works
47:35I
47:58Want to believe that I was single
48:00But I do also believe that that is going to change very soon
48:20Yeah
48:31I'll look beyond the mountains. I see no stop rather than you just smile
48:48You finally found
49:00The world
49:24Adam and Eve
49:25Kind of hard to believe I'm in the jungle with the baddest down on my knees asking God to please open heavenly breeze
49:31I found a coat to open doors without regular keys. I went up to the mountains. I listen to the clouds
49:36I'm missing your kiss and I hope that I'm speaking it loud. I don't ever want to stand on you
49:41I just want to put a bands on you. Baby. You're the prettiest
49:46I'll be your da Vinci could nobody can get you but can get it high up juice and liquor make the get him ask
49:55So divine I'm so inclined I can't deny
49:58Girl, you make a gangster cry and I still wonder why nothing
50:09Knowing that you finally found the wall
50:12There's nothing sweeter than love
50:17It's not the sweet that I know it that you finally found the world
50:25My forever