Asian Mom as Legal Representative

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00:00It's nice to meet you.

00:01Not so fast!

00:03I am here to represent my client on this quote-unquote date.

00:07Uh, what do you mean?

00:09Say your name, Josh.

00:12Say your name.

00:14I will now henceforth refer to my daughter as client,

00:17you as candidate, and this setting as date.

00:20You may proceed.

00:21Yes, ma'am.

00:22Uh, should we order?

00:25Sure.

00:26Candidate seems unsure of himself and does not seem confident.

00:30Shows no sperm count.

00:34My sperm?

00:38My boys are fine.

00:39Candidate is loud and possesses a displeasing nature.

00:42I mean, I'm not displeasing.

00:44Let's just order, shall we?

00:47Right.