Asian F ckboy 1

Asian F ckboy 1

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00:00I'm a Asian f*** boy, of course my name's Jason. I'm a mama's boy.

00:07Household responsibilities, that's for girls.

00:14I'ma spend all my time hitting on you, and as soon as you catch feelings, I'm out.

00:18People say I only date Asians, but that's not true.

00:21Indian girls are hot.

00:22Parkour Parkour!

00:28My mum's gonna compete with you for my attention.

00:30If you're 5'3", cute, built like a bean sprout with big teeth, we should date.

00:36I get to go out, do whatever I want, and somehow, the chores are always done.

00:46My favourite thing to do, is play in the p*** thing.

00:48She won't admit it, but my mum loves me way more than my sister.

00:51My ideal girl, is someone who can cook, clean, take care of me.

00:58Basically my mum, but you.