- 5/15/2025
When an L.A. born American citizen is mistaken for a Mexican illegal alien and deported to Mexico, he has to do everything he can to get across the border.
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00:00:00I was born in East L.A., man, I was born in East L.A.
00:00:24Good morning, L.A.
00:00:25This is J.R.L.A. with Huggy Boyd Request and Dedications.
00:00:29It's 7.45 a.m. and a sad girl just called us on our dedication line.
00:00:34She wants to dedicate a song to all the homies stationed in Japan, all the guys in the service.
00:00:41Okay, here it comes, sad girl, on J.R.L.A.
00:00:45Rudy!
00:00:46Rudy!
00:00:47Okay, okay, all right, I'm up, I'm up.
00:00:50Come on, breakfast is ready!
00:00:53Well, how do you like it?
00:00:58How do I like what?
00:01:00The picture!
00:01:07Oh, God.
00:01:09I already had Father Sanchez from next door bless it.
00:01:12Yeah, it looks great, Mom, but it's covering the phone here.
00:01:17Well, I'll move it later.
00:01:19I just wanted to see how it looks.
00:01:21Okay.
00:01:22Ah, mijo, before I forget, I rented the house across the street.
00:01:25Hmm, good.
00:01:26Here's the money.
00:01:27Now, I want you to deposit it in the bank on Monday, okay?
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:35All right.
00:01:40Hey, you kids, I told you, don't ride your bikes in the house!
00:01:44Go on, go on, go on, go on.
00:01:46You listen to your Uncle Rudy?
00:01:48Yeah, you listen to your uncle.
00:01:51Maybe their hearing hasn't developed yet.
00:01:54Is there anything else?
00:01:55I like eating my breakfast before it grows green hair on it.
00:01:58As a matter of fact, there is.
00:02:00I had to ask.
00:02:01Oye, please, after work, go pick up your cousin, Javier.
00:02:05Who's Javier?
00:02:06He's your cousin, dummy.
00:02:08Can't you pick him up?
00:02:09Me?
00:02:10I can't pick him up.
00:02:11We're leaving.
00:02:12Where are you going?
00:02:13We're going to Fresno.
00:02:14Don't you remember, Chella?
00:02:15The kids and I are going to Fresno.
00:02:17Oh, yeah.
00:02:18Yeah, we're going to be gone almost a week.
00:02:21Water.
00:02:23OK, all right.
00:02:24Well, where do I gotta go?
00:02:25It's a toy factory on South Anderson Street,
00:02:28downtown Los Angeles.
00:02:29And he doesn't even speak any English.
00:02:31Oh, great, Mom.
00:02:32You know my Spanish isn't that good.
00:02:34Ay, mijo, don't worry about it.
00:02:35You'll be just fine.
00:02:36Oh, one small detail.
00:02:38What does this guy look like?
00:02:40His name is Javier Morales.
00:02:44Oh, rocket scientist, huh?
00:02:48Well, just ask for Javier Morales.
00:02:50How many can there be?
00:02:51Probably only 50.
00:02:52It's a slow day at the border.
00:02:54Thank you, mijo, for going.
00:02:55Bye-bye.
00:03:00I'm going to go to work.
00:03:02Good luck, Mom.
00:03:18Bye-bye.
00:03:19You all right?
00:03:25I've been so busy.
00:03:26All I've got to do is collect my collection.
00:03:30If you need anything, just throw it in my drawer.
00:03:32Is your mom home right now?
00:03:35Oh, no, I just gave her a call.
00:03:41Uh, then what?
00:03:42Did you finish it?
00:03:43–No. I haven't been eating.
00:03:46–You haven't?
00:03:47–No.
00:03:48What do you mean, Rudy?
00:03:49Yo!
00:04:19Oh!
00:04:26Hey, c'mon, move!
00:04:28Get out of the way, ya dummy!
00:04:30Shit!
00:04:49Hello, eye candy.
00:04:55Hey, you give out fries with those shakes?
00:04:58Oh, mama looks like two puppies fighting under a blanket.
00:05:06Hey! Hey, look at me! Over here!
00:05:09Hey, mama!
00:05:10Hey, look, I'm driving with no hands!
00:05:13Hey, look, no hands!
00:05:15Hey, you need a tour of the lake?
00:05:16C'mon, we go skinny dipping!
00:05:18Hey!
00:05:27Hey, anybody seen a red-headed girl in a green dress?
00:06:16Excuse me, any people seen a red-headed girl in a green dress?
00:06:46Hey!
00:06:57Hi.
00:07:04Hi, can I help you?
00:07:06My car was supposed to be ready over a week ago.
00:07:09I have this black Peugeot.
00:07:11You have a black Peugeot?
00:07:13Hey, I knew you weren't a natural redhead.
00:07:17Uh, yeah, your car's ready.
00:07:19I'm just putting the finishing touches on it right now.
00:07:21It's all ready to go.
00:07:22Hey, Rudy!
00:07:24It's finished, man.
00:07:25Oh, be right there, man.
00:07:27Uh, listen, I'll be right with you.
00:07:29Just let me take care of this dude, okay?
00:07:31Please, I'm in a very much hurry.
00:07:33Is my car finished?
00:07:34Yeah, yeah, it's ready.
00:07:36But I put some extra speakers in it.
00:07:37I have to show you how to use them.
00:07:39I did not authorize speakers.
00:07:41Uh, yeah, it's okay.
00:07:42I put them in for free, though.
00:07:44For free?
00:07:45Yeah, yeah, free.
00:07:46But I have to show you how to use them.
00:07:48Okay, I'll be right back.
00:07:49Just relax and have some matches, okay?
00:07:51I'll be right back.
00:07:53Oh, for free, huh?
00:07:55Hey!
00:07:56There it is, man.
00:07:57All right!
00:07:58New bridge.
00:07:59Easy action.
00:08:00Easy action.
00:08:01That's me, easy action.
00:08:02That's right, man.
00:08:06Pretty smooth, huh?
00:08:07Oh, that's nice.
00:08:08Not bad, man.
00:08:10Not bad.
00:08:12Hey, straightened out the neck, too.
00:08:13Yeah, straight as your hooter, man.
00:08:15All right.
00:08:16Hey, what are you doing this weekend, man?
00:08:18Probably just sit home and Wang Chung, man.
00:08:19Yeah?
00:08:20Why don't you come to my house
00:08:22and we'll drink some beer and play some tunes
00:08:24and you provide the beer
00:08:26and I'll provide the chicks and the TV, man.
00:08:28Sounds like a plan.
00:08:29All right, party, everybody, party!
00:08:31I feel good.
00:08:32Ow!
00:08:33All right.
00:08:34All right, well, give me a call, man.
00:08:35Thanks a lot, man.
00:08:36It looks great.
00:08:37Yeah, well, take care of it, man.
00:08:38Yeah, I will, man.
00:08:39That's cherry-terry.
00:08:40I'll see you later.
00:08:41All right.
00:08:43Hey, can you put this in back?
00:08:45Yeah, sure.
00:08:47Be careful with it.
00:08:48I just got it fixed, man.
00:08:49Okay.
00:08:50Put it way in back there.
00:08:51You got it.
00:08:52If you are truly having fun,
00:08:53I would like to have my car.
00:08:55Oh, yeah, yeah, your car's ready.
00:08:57Come on.
00:08:58You know what was wrong with your car?
00:08:59No.
00:09:00You had the woofers blown.
00:09:02You ever had your woofers blown before?
00:09:03I don't think so.
00:09:05Yeah, well, I did one time in Thailand.
00:09:07Makes your eyes spin.
00:09:08Go ahead.
00:09:10Step into your moving studio.
00:09:14Get ready for the ultimate experience.
00:09:21How's the sound?
00:09:23Fantastic.
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:53You ever seen this thing?
00:09:54No, I haven't.
00:09:56All right in there!
00:10:03Come on, come on, come on!
00:10:04Move it, move it!
00:10:13Hey, stop it!
00:10:19Oh, wow.
00:10:20Not again.
00:10:21I don't believe it.
00:10:22Hey, wait!
00:10:23Wait a minute!
00:10:24Where are you going with my people?
00:10:25Wait, wait a minute now!
00:10:30You better order that other bus.
00:10:31Listen, I got papers on every one of these people.
00:10:33Yeah, well, we'll have to see them first.
00:10:34Just step up and...
00:10:35Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:10:37Move, come on!
00:10:44You think we got them all?
00:10:46Yes, sir, we got them.
00:10:49Let's just move them out.
00:10:51Help!
00:10:53Help!
00:10:54Help!
00:10:55Get me out of here!
00:10:56Help!
00:10:57Help!
00:10:58Get me out of here!
00:11:00Shut that gig off.
00:11:02Help!
00:11:08Well, what we got here?
00:11:09Looks like a bean in a bean bag.
00:11:12Did any of these guys take anything?
00:11:13Huh?
00:11:14Where's your green card?
00:11:15I don't got a green card, man.
00:11:17Where were you born?
00:11:19What?
00:11:20Read my lips, El Figo.
00:11:22Where were you born?
00:11:24I was born in East L.A., man.
00:11:26You were born in East L.A., huh?
00:11:27And who's the president of the United States?
00:11:30The cowboy guy on TV.
00:11:32The guy who was on Death Row.
00:11:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:38The guy who was on Death Valley Days.
00:11:41John Wayne.
00:11:42Get him out of here.
00:11:44I'm an American citizen.
00:11:45I demand to see my...
00:11:46I'm not getting on the goddamn bus.
00:11:48Get your hands off me!
00:11:50You're wiping me out of business.
00:11:51I got 15, 20 orders.
00:11:53I gotta have food here, you know?
00:11:55I don't know what else to do.
00:11:56It ain't easy to dig up 100, 115 guys here every day.
00:12:00It ain't easy, you know?
00:12:01This is a lot of bullshit.
00:12:03You're gonna have to give me a break.
00:12:04Oh, no.
00:12:05Give me a break.
00:12:06Where are you taking me?
00:12:07Why don't you send him?
00:12:09Well, this is bullshit, you hear?
00:12:13Look at this place.
00:12:14It's like a goddamn morgue in here.
00:12:16One hour ago, I had 110, 115 good people.
00:12:19Well, they cleaned me out, those bastards.
00:12:21That's the third time in six months.
00:12:24El Busto.
00:12:25They took them all away.
00:12:27Hasta la bye-bye.
00:12:28Bye-bye!
00:12:34It's a raid!
00:12:36You get it?
00:12:37La migra.
00:12:39Ah, la migra.
00:12:41Exactamento.
00:12:42Give this man a rubber tortilla.
00:12:45Hey, by the way,
00:12:46you think maybe you got 100 friends,
00:12:47they got nothing to do tomorrow?
00:12:50Okay, I'll tell you what, pal.
00:12:52I got a few phone calls to make,
00:12:53and then I got to lock up.
00:12:54You want to wait outside here?
00:12:56You want to wait outside?
00:12:59Outsido.
00:13:01Hey!
00:13:02I'm an American!
00:13:03I went to Belmont High, you idiots!
00:13:11I'm an American!
00:13:26What are you looking at?
00:13:28A pocho.
00:13:30And a pocho pendejo like that.
00:13:33Yeah, who are you?
00:13:35Me llamo Jose Negron.
00:13:37Welcome to the back of the bus.
00:13:40Yeah, well, I won't be here long.
00:13:42Soon as I get these fuckers to stop,
00:13:43I'm out of here.
00:13:45Good luck.
00:13:46These guys don't listen too good.
00:13:59Maybe the shit they have in their head
00:14:01is clogging up their ears.
00:14:05Well, what happens next?
00:14:07Well, we take a nap,
00:14:09and when we wake up,
00:14:10we'll be at the border.
00:14:12Then they take us off the bus,
00:14:15and then we buy a beer
00:14:16and we figure out how to be back by Monday.
00:14:19Shit.
00:14:21You sure you don't have a hundred friends need a job?
00:14:23¿Qué?
00:14:27Gracias.
00:14:30Cabacho.
00:14:38Tio.
00:14:40Tio.
00:14:42Tio.
00:14:44Tio.
00:14:46Tio.
00:14:48Tio.
00:14:51Soy Javier.
00:14:53Abran la puerta. Tengo hambre. Está haciendo frÃo.
00:14:58Rudy.
00:15:00Hey, vato.
00:15:01Hey, who you looking for?
00:15:04Pues, aquà vive mi tÃa
00:15:07y mi primo Rudy.
00:15:09Yo vengo de Arizona y lo estoy buscando.
00:15:11No, man. They went to Fresno, ese.
00:15:13¿Qué?
00:15:14Fresno. They went to Fresno.
00:15:17Okay, wait right there, okay?
00:15:18I'll let you in.
00:15:19Wait.
00:15:20¿A quién le estás llamando, wey?
00:15:29Hey, vato.
00:15:31Me asustaste, cabrón.
00:15:33Hey.
00:15:34I want to buy some new lottery tickets.
00:15:37¿Qué son?
00:15:38Lottery, man.
00:15:40¡LoterÃa!
00:15:42Ah, man, I like you.
00:15:44Here, you can keep them, huh?
00:15:45Go ahead.
00:15:46Go ahead.
00:15:48La bolsa. Go ahead, man.
00:15:50La tuya.
00:15:54TÃa.
00:16:12I was in Berlin with the other guys.
00:16:14Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:16:15No, you can keep going.
00:16:22¡Parale, hermano!
00:16:23Since this is your first time, I'm going to buy you a beer.
00:16:25Hey, look, man.
00:16:26Just show me how to get back over to the American side, huh?
00:16:28I just want to get out of here.
00:16:29That's all I want.
00:16:30Okay.
00:16:31You go all the way down to the end of the street,
00:16:32across the bridge,
00:16:33you can't miss it.
00:16:35All the way down, then across the bridge?
00:16:36SÃ.
00:16:37Thanks a lot.
00:16:38¡Buena suerte, pelado!
00:16:40I'm going to go this side.
00:16:42Bueno. Bueno.
00:16:43Bueno.
00:16:49Bueno. Gracias.
00:16:55Okay, who's next here?
00:16:56Hey, both of you, right here.
00:17:00It's good to talk to an American.
00:17:02You never believe what happened to me, man.
00:17:05You're probably right.
00:17:06First of all, I went down to the factory
00:17:07to pick up my cousin, you know,
00:17:08and I don't even know what he looks like,
00:17:10and I just had a picture of my mother that says,
00:17:11go down to the factory and pick him up, you know.
00:17:13And I won't lie to you,
00:17:14he's probably an illegal anyways,
00:17:15and so anyways,
00:17:16I go down to the factory to look for him
00:17:17and he's not even there.
00:17:18And so I'm walking around in the middle of the factory
00:17:19and all of a sudden,
00:17:20there's a goddamn immigration raid,
00:17:21and the doors fly open
00:17:22and all these guys come bussing in,
00:17:23and then they think that I'm an illegal
00:17:24and they grab me and throw me in the bus.
00:17:27Hey, I want to make a complaint
00:17:28about that officer right now, man.
00:17:29This guy was not only rude,
00:17:30he was degrading.
00:17:32So anyways, they throw me in the bus
00:17:33and they deport me,
00:17:34so they bring me down here,
00:17:35so here I am,
00:17:36and all I want to do is go home now, okay?
00:17:37Well, that's a real interesting story.
00:17:39Now, would you mind repeating it
00:17:40so somebody as slow as I am can understand?
00:17:44Okay, I'll...
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:48I went down to pick up my cousin
00:17:49and I don't even know if my cousin's...
00:17:51Okay, okay, okay.
00:17:52I was walking around...
00:17:53Let's start with your name.
00:17:55What is your name?
00:17:57Rudy.
00:17:58Rudy?
00:17:59Rudy Robles.
00:18:01Well, that's not my real name.
00:18:03My whole name is Guadalupe.
00:18:04My first name.
00:18:06Guadalupe Rudolfo Robles.
00:18:08Okay, Rudy,
00:18:09can you show me some ID?
00:18:11See, that's the problem.
00:18:12I don't have any ID.
00:18:14I walked out of the house without my wallet
00:18:15and it's probably just sitting there
00:18:16in the living room right now.
00:18:17You could send somebody home with me
00:18:18and it's probably just there.
00:18:20I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:18:23Guadalupe Rudolfo Robles.
00:18:26Age 57.
00:18:28Arrested three times in San Diego
00:18:31and three times in the United States.
00:18:32Arrested three times in San Diego,
00:18:35twice in Los Angeles,
00:18:37three times in Santa Ana,
00:18:39once you made it all the way up to San Francisco.
00:18:42You sure like cities named after saints.
00:18:45What are you talking about?
00:18:46Returned to Mexico
00:18:48as an illegal alien nine times.
00:18:51I think we'll make that ten.
00:18:53What are you talking about?
00:18:54Fifty-seven?
00:18:55I'm not fifty-seven, man.
00:18:56I don't care what your damn computer says.
00:18:58Then show me some ID.
00:18:59I don't have any ID.
00:19:00All I got in my pants is my dick and 25 cents.
00:19:03Then you have enough to make a phone call
00:19:05and they can come down
00:19:06and pick up their little boy.
00:19:08Listen, amigo,
00:19:09I don't know where you learned
00:19:10to speak English so well
00:19:11and I don't really care.
00:19:13Now, if you want to make a phone call,
00:19:15there's a phone booth
00:19:16right outside the door
00:19:17in Mexico,
00:19:18where you belong,
00:19:19Rudy Doo or Loopy Loo,
00:19:21whatever your name is.
00:19:22Hey, look, I want to see
00:19:23your superior officer right now, man.
00:19:24I know my rights.
00:19:25Come and get this guy.
00:19:26Hey, get over here.
00:19:27It's somebody.
00:19:28I'm an American citizen.
00:19:29Get your hands off.
00:19:30What the hell?
00:19:31Get your damn hands off me.
00:19:32I'm an American citizen,
00:19:33you idiot.
00:19:34And the president of the United States
00:19:35is Ronald dickhead Reagan.
00:19:37Next.
00:19:47Hello?
00:19:48Hello, operator?
00:19:50Operator,
00:19:51I'd like to make a collect call
00:19:52to 213-555-4052.
00:19:575-5-5-4-0-5-0.
00:19:594-0-5-2.
00:20:015-2.
00:20:02Yeah, I'll talk to anybody.
00:20:04Shit.
00:20:10I have a collect call
00:20:11for anyone.
00:20:12Would you accept?
00:20:13Okay.
00:20:15Shit, they're in Fresno.
00:20:17God.
00:20:19I'm sorry, sir.
00:20:20Your call can't be completed.
00:20:22Help, I've been deported.
00:20:23I'm in Tijuana.
00:20:24Javier, can you hear me?
00:20:26Can you hear me?
00:20:27Estoy en Tijuana.
00:20:28Javier.
00:20:30Jesus está en Tijuana.
00:20:35Madre santa.
00:20:37Operator.
00:20:39Hey.
00:20:41They have my quarter.
00:20:42They cut me off.
00:20:43I've been deported.
00:20:45Shut up.
00:20:46Hello, operator.
00:20:48Guard.
00:20:51Guard.
00:20:54Oye, big boy.
00:20:56Habla español?
00:20:58No.
00:20:59I like your shoes.
00:21:04Thanks.
00:21:05I like your shirt, too.
00:21:08Great.
00:21:09I really like your pants.
00:21:11Why don't you take off your pants?
00:21:14Yeah, man.
00:21:15Take off the pants.
00:21:23What are you guys in for?
00:21:24Good times.
00:21:27Guard!
00:21:28Guard!
00:21:29Guard!
00:21:31Guard!
00:21:32Guard!
00:21:33Help!
00:21:35Hey, you want these guys to stop fucking with you?
00:21:38Guard!
00:21:40They don't need to call the guard.
00:21:43I can make them stop.
00:21:44Make them stop!
00:21:45Make them stop!
00:21:47Behind me, Satan.
00:21:49Get behind me.
00:21:51Please.
00:21:54My name is Phil.
00:21:57May it please the Lord.
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:02I'm glad to meet you, Phil.
00:22:04Thanks a lot.
00:22:05Oh, you don't have to thank me, brother.
00:22:08You just have to pay me.
00:22:11What?
00:22:12The Lord's standard fee for rescue is $200.
00:22:17But for you,
00:22:18the Lord says $100.
00:22:21Cash.
00:22:22$100?
00:22:23Get lost.
00:22:25Suit yourself, friend.
00:22:29Cash more, Lord,
00:22:31for I have walked in money.
00:22:32Make them stop!
00:22:33Make them stop!
00:22:34I'd like to help you, but I'm busy getting lost.
00:22:37I don't have $100.
00:22:39You can owe it to the Lord.
00:22:40What?
00:22:41You can owe it to the Lord.
00:22:43All right, I'll owe it to you.
00:22:44I don't want to force you into doing something you don't want to do.
00:22:49Who's forcing me?
00:22:51I want to do it.
00:22:52I owe you $100.
00:22:55Get behind me, Satan.
00:22:57Get behind me.
00:23:01Let's join together
00:23:04with the Lord
00:23:06in an everlasting covenant.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:10All right.
00:23:11All right, what's the deal?
00:23:13I mean, how am I supposed to pay you when I'm in here
00:23:15for I don't know what, I don't know where I'm going to get out?
00:23:17I don't have $100.
00:23:18The Lord understands, my brother.
00:23:21You pay off when you get out,
00:23:24or you work it off
00:23:26while you're in here.
00:23:28Two.
00:23:30Out.
00:23:31Two.
00:23:32Out.
00:23:34Please.
00:23:37You can go now.
00:23:39They can only hold you 24 hours
00:23:41for beating up a telephone.
00:23:43I can go?
00:23:44You can go now.
00:23:48Don't forget, brother.
00:23:49You owe us $100.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52Here's one of them.
00:23:53Fuck you.
00:23:56Wrath of God will follow you,
00:23:59heathen.
00:24:07What do you mean you don't work here anymore?
00:24:10Pepe's bonded.
00:24:11Pay me twice as much.
00:24:12Well, then why don't you go work for Pepe?
00:24:14I eat shit.
00:24:15Come and get it.
00:24:16Eat this!
00:24:17Eat this, sucker!
00:24:19God damn it!
00:24:21God damn you!
00:24:22Son of a bitch!
00:24:23I hate this fucking place!
00:24:26What are you looking at?
00:24:27Nothing.
00:24:28What'd you say?
00:24:29Nothing.
00:24:30You speak English?
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:32Well, that's great.
00:24:33That's great.
00:24:34You want a job?
00:24:35A job?
00:24:36A job, yeah, boy.
00:24:37You want a job?
00:24:38You know what a job is?
00:24:39You want one?
00:24:40Doing what?
00:24:41Being the goddamn President of the United States.
00:24:43What do you think?
00:24:44Ronald Reagan.
00:24:45Huh?
00:24:48What do you want me to do?
00:24:50You just gotta stand out here
00:24:51and get people to go in the bar.
00:24:53Just get the people in the bar, that's all.
00:24:55How do I do that?
00:24:56Well, you just get them.
00:24:58You just use your imagination.
00:25:00Jesus, what the fuck am I talking about, man?
00:25:03Do I have to do everything
00:25:04for every goddamn person in the whole fucking world?
00:25:08Forget it!
00:25:09Wait, wait a minute.
00:25:11Can I get something to eat?
00:25:12Yeah, sure, sure.
00:25:14You see that pool hall over there?
00:25:15You go upstairs to that pool hall.
00:25:17In a couple hours, you ask for me.
00:25:19I'm Jimmy, okay?
00:25:21I'll get you anything you want to eat.
00:25:23Now, what's your name?
00:25:24Rudy.
00:25:25Rudy, all right, Rudy.
00:25:26Welcome aboard.
00:25:27Welcome aboard.
00:25:28Now, look, here comes a guy.
00:25:30Now, go get him.
00:25:31Go on, boy, get him.
00:25:33Clean up this mess, too.
00:25:40Wanna come in?
00:25:43Wanna come in?
00:25:44Don't touch me!
00:25:45I'm an American citizen!
00:25:47Chuck, you're funny.
00:25:53You're not a very good teacher.
00:25:57Look.
00:26:15Oh, hey.
00:26:16Huh?
00:26:17Hey!
00:26:19Not bad for a couple hours of work.
00:26:21Hey, you hungry?
00:26:22Why don't you sit down here?
00:26:23Have something to eat.
00:26:24Come on.
00:26:25Hey, Miguel, recuerda, huh?
00:26:27Yeah, this time, why don't you try some English out there?
00:26:30Hey, try some Spanish.
00:26:34So you hungry, huh?
00:26:35What do you want to eat?
00:26:36Whatever, man, I don't care.
00:26:38Well, you name it.
00:26:40Uh, steak and a beer.
00:26:42Steak and beer, you got it.
00:26:44Hey, Dolores!
00:26:45Yeah, un plato and tacos!
00:26:47Yeah, man.
00:26:48You're gonna like these tacos, boy.
00:26:50They taste just like steak.
00:26:52Whatever, man.
00:26:53Hey, Vada, where are you from, anyways, huh?
00:26:56L.A.
00:26:57No, I mean, you know, where were you born?
00:26:59L.A.
00:27:01You don't have to worry about me, man.
00:27:02I'm not the Negra.
00:27:04Hey, man, I was born in East L.A., okay?
00:27:08Okay, whatever you say.
00:27:13Oh, hey, here's your tacos.
00:27:17Hey, asshole!
00:27:18Hey, hey, watch the film!
00:27:20Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:27:22Too loud!
00:27:24Hello, baby.
00:27:25What?
00:27:27What's he saying?
00:27:28That's right!
00:27:33All right.
00:27:34Uh, puedo, um...
00:27:36A napkin?
00:27:38Um...
00:27:39How do you say napkin?
00:27:41You say napkin.
00:27:44Oh, you speak English.
00:27:48Of course.
00:27:49Don't you speak Spanish?
00:27:51Uh, well, not very well.
00:27:54Uh, maybe you could teach me.
00:27:56I have to get back to work.
00:27:58Disfrute su comida.
00:28:00What?
00:28:03Enjoy your food.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:10Disfrute su comida.
00:28:13I'd rather disfrute you, baby,
00:28:15than what the food will have to do right now.
00:28:17Idiot.
00:28:20Hey, so what the hell are you doing in Tijuana, anyways?
00:28:23I mean, the job market must be really bad in L.A.
00:28:27It's a big mistake that I'm here.
00:28:29Yeah, me too.
00:28:30All I want to do is get back home.
00:28:33Well, this is your lucky day.
00:28:36You just happen to be talking to the number-one coyote
00:28:38west of the Mississippi.
00:28:40You just place your order,
00:28:42I'll get you across the border.
00:28:44All right, let's go.
00:28:46Okay, finish your supper.
00:28:50Now, since you're such a good friend of mine,
00:28:55I mean, since we go back such a long way,
00:28:57I'm gonna let you take advantage of the half-price sale
00:28:59that's going on right now.
00:29:01Now, normally, the fee is $500.
00:29:04But for you, 400.
00:29:08Your half-price sale, huh?
00:29:10$350.
00:29:12How am I gonna get $350, man?
00:29:14I don't got it sent to my name.
00:29:15Hey, you made some money tonight.
00:29:16Yeah, I mean, in just a couple hours,
00:29:18you brought in 48 people.
00:29:2110 cents a head, that's $4.20 right there.
00:29:25I'm telling you, at this rate, two weeks' time,
00:29:27you're gonna have enough money.
00:29:28I mean, if you work overtime.
00:29:30I can't stay here two weeks, I gotta get home.
00:29:33Oh, man.
00:29:36Look, is there a phone around here I can use?
00:29:39No, no phone.
00:29:41Only phone I got's got a lock on it.
00:29:43And I lost the key.
00:29:48How about a payphone? Is there a payphone around?
00:29:51Yeah, there's a payphone out in the alley.
00:29:56Can I borrow a quarter?
00:29:59I'll mail you a check.
00:30:03All right, it's coming off your tab.
00:30:05All right, thanks a lot.
00:30:06And them tacos are $2.50.
00:30:08They're normally three bucks.
00:30:10But I like you.
00:30:22Hello?
00:30:23Operator, I'd like to call area code 213,
00:30:27number 5554736, please.
00:30:302135554736.
00:30:33Deposit 75 cents, sir.
00:30:35Pardon? How much?
00:30:3775 cents for the first minute, please.
00:30:39Okay, don't hang up. All right?
00:30:41Okay, just wait a minute.
00:30:44Mr., could you get 50 cents, please?
00:30:47Go on, get out of here.
00:30:51Give me 50 cents or I'll cut your fucking heart out!
00:30:54Sure, sure, here.
00:30:56Just don't hurt me.
00:30:57I love your people.
00:30:58Take all you want.
00:31:00Thank you, Mr.
00:31:05Hello, operator, are you still there?
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:08Hello?
00:31:09Okay, all right, thank you.
00:31:11Hello?
00:31:12Okay, all right, here it goes.
00:31:20Hello?
00:31:21Hello, Oscar. Oscar, this is Rudy.
00:31:23Listen, I'm...
00:31:24Who? Who is this?
00:31:26It's Rudy, man. Listen, I'm in trouble.
00:31:28I'm in Mexico. I...
00:31:29I can't hear you. Let me turn the music down.
00:31:31Well, hurry up.
00:31:36There. Now, who do you want to speak to?
00:31:38Oscar, listen, this is Rudy, man.
00:31:40I'm in Mexico. I've been deported.
00:31:42I need you to go to my house, get my wa...
00:31:44Oh, you want Oscar.
00:31:45Well, I'm not home right now,
00:31:47but you can leave a message when you hear the beep.
00:31:50Sucker!
00:31:54I told you we shouldn't have stopped here for a beer.
00:31:57I told you let's keep right on driving to Los Angeles,
00:32:00but no, you had to stop, and I nearly got killed.
00:32:03Oh, Harry, will you shut up?
00:32:05Okay, okay, okay, we will leave for L.A. right now.
00:32:09Oh, you wish, you wish.
00:32:11Do you want to unlock this door so I can get my sweater?
00:32:14All right, all right, all right.
00:32:16Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
00:32:18Do I need this? Do I want this?
00:32:20Oh, fine. My mother told me never to marry you.
00:32:22I should have listened to her in the first place.
00:32:24Do you think you could turn on the car and warm it up a little bit?
00:32:27Yeah, yeah. That's what I planned to do
00:32:29so we could drive away from here, all right?
00:32:31How does that sound?
00:32:33How long have you been in Mexico?
00:32:35About 2 weeks.
00:32:37We've been camping up and down the coast.
00:32:39Had a wonderful time. Right there?
00:32:41Oh, yes, Mexico is beautiful,
00:32:43and the people are just wonderful. We love them.
00:32:46You bring back any fruits, vegetables, or liquor of any kind?
00:32:49Oh, no, sir, we haven't. Nothing like that.
00:32:52I'll have your identification, sir.
00:32:57Get away from the car.
00:32:59Get away from the car.
00:33:06Fuck.
00:33:08Ho! Jackpot!
00:33:10Bingo!
00:33:12Oh, hey, Mulgrave, welcome here for you.
00:33:15Look at this.
00:33:17Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
00:33:19Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
00:33:21Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
00:33:23Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
00:33:25Keep it coming.
00:33:41Fuck me?
00:33:43No.
00:33:45Fuck you.
00:33:50I see you.
00:33:52Chapter 5, verse 20.
00:33:55Woe to those that call the evil good and the good evil.
00:33:59Woe to those that call the darkness light and the light darkness.
00:34:04Woe to those...
00:34:06Just cut the shit and get me out of here.
00:34:08Oh.
00:34:10Just cut the shit and get you out of here.
00:34:13Think I can just snap my fingers and the doors fly open?
00:34:18Well, can't you?
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:25Look, get me out of here, and I'll do whatever you want.
00:34:29Anything that I want.
00:34:35Anything that I want.
00:34:51Well?
00:34:53What do you think?
00:34:55You think you can handle it?
00:34:58Hope this works the first time.
00:35:00Five, four, three, two, one.
00:35:04Five, four, three, two, one.
00:35:22You were sitting on the needle.
00:35:25I'm sorry about that.
00:35:28Ah.
00:35:30All right, let's, uh...
00:35:32What, uh, where was this tattooed on?
00:35:35It's on my chest.
00:35:38Oh, okay.
00:35:40Oh, yeah. That's a nice tattoo.
00:35:43No.
00:35:45It's a picture of my wife.
00:35:48A lovely lady.
00:35:50She's a bitch.
00:35:53She sent me a letter saying she's going to divorce me.
00:35:58Oh.
00:36:00I want you to take it off.
00:36:03Take it off?
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:07Uh, yeah, I can. I can take it off.
00:36:10I mean, once they're on there, they're on there for good.
00:36:12Don't you still love her?
00:36:14She ran away with my brother.
00:36:17Oh. Well, at least she kept it in the family.
00:36:22Um, I...
00:36:24I don't... Maybe I could, uh...
00:36:27I don't change it.
00:36:29Um, yeah.
00:36:31I could, uh... I don't, uh...
00:36:33Hey, how about we give her a black eye right there?
00:36:38And maybe, uh, black out some of her teeth.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:44And break her nose.
00:36:46I know. Cut her throat.
00:36:49No, no, I got it. I got it.
00:36:51We'll draw a gun in here on this side,
00:36:53and on that side, flying brains out that side.
00:36:56Ha-ha.
00:36:58You love it?
00:37:00Yeah.
00:37:02You wait right there. I'll go get the stuff.
00:37:05Stay ready.
00:37:10Okay, well, just relax.
00:37:13And, uh, think about your wife.
00:37:17Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:19Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:21Okay, we're almost done.
00:37:23Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:25Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:27All right.
00:37:29All right, we're done.
00:37:31Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:35Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:37Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:39Relax. Sit still. Don't get in trouble.
00:37:42Ha-ha-ha.
00:37:44Relax. Sit still. Don't get infected.
00:37:47All right, let's get some air on it there.
00:37:50All right, I'm gonna go, uh,
00:37:52go outside and get a breath of air for a minute.
00:37:56You just relax, okay?
00:37:58All right, don't move.
00:38:02Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:04Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:06Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:14Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:20SÃ.
00:38:24Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:28Ha-ha-ha.
00:38:30Hello.
00:38:47Uh-oh.
00:38:57Hey, Jimmy.
00:38:59Hey, uh, can I talk to you a minute?
00:39:01Hey, East LA.
00:39:02Hey, how you doing?
00:39:03Hey, Dolores.
00:39:05Boyfriend's back.
00:39:09What happened to you, man?
00:39:10I thought you got lost or something.
00:39:12Yeah, I got hung up.
00:39:16Remember the other day you said you
00:39:17could get me across the border?
00:39:18Uh-huh.
00:39:19Can you still do it?
00:39:23I don't have the money on me now, man.
00:39:25But I swear to God, as soon as I get home,
00:39:26I'll send it to you.
00:39:27Boy, I'm not as dumb as you look.
00:39:27I need the money.
00:39:28Hey, well, I'll go home, and I'll bring
00:39:29it right back to you, man.
00:39:30I'll just get in my car.
00:39:31Look, I got to get home.
00:39:32I need the money, money, money.
00:39:33I'm in trouble, man.
00:39:35Why don't you try the canyon?
00:39:39You know how to run?
00:39:43All right, here we go.
00:39:46See those people down there?
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49Those are the Poyos, chickens.
00:39:53You get it?
00:39:55All right, now, all they want to do,
00:39:57they just want to get to America.
00:40:00Join the club.
00:40:01All right, now, see those trucks over there,
00:40:04the green and white trucks?
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:07Those are the bad guys.
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:10All right, now, here's what's going to happen.
00:40:12The Poyos are going to run down into the canyons.
00:40:15The bad guys are going to come in.
00:40:17They're going to chase them.
00:40:19They're going to catch them.
00:40:21But you see, they're not going to catch all of them.
00:40:25Now, see those trucks over there?
00:40:27Those are the coyotes.
00:40:29If you can make it to those guys,
00:40:31you can cut a deal with them.
00:40:33They'll take you anywhere you want to go,
00:40:35even back to East LA.
00:40:37Now, what you want to do, Rudy?
00:40:46Okay, and you're here, okay?
00:40:47And I'm here.
00:40:48Okay, you guys, boom, boom, boom.
00:40:49You guys, boom, boom, boom.
00:40:50Zoom, zoom.
00:40:51He's out there.
00:40:52I'm home free.
00:40:53Okay, ready?
00:40:54Go.
00:40:55He's got it.
00:40:56Hey, wetbacks, down.
00:40:57Ready?
00:40:58Go.
00:40:59Go.
00:41:00Go.
00:41:01Go.
00:41:02Go.
00:41:03Go.
00:41:04Go.
00:41:05Go.
00:41:06Go.
00:41:07Go.
00:41:08Go.
00:41:09Go.
00:41:10Go.
00:41:11Go.
00:41:12Go.
00:41:13Go.
00:41:14Go.
00:41:15Go.
00:41:16Go.
00:41:17Go.
00:41:18Ready?
00:41:19Ready?
00:41:20Ready?
00:41:21Go.
00:41:22Everyone on your left or right.
00:41:23Hey, you got one.
00:41:24I'm an American citizen, I was born in Los Angeles.
00:41:38Look, my parents were born in Los Angeles.
00:41:41I'm an American citizen.
00:41:42My grandparents were born in Los Angeles.
00:41:45I'm an ish.
00:42:16Make a mistake, I'm an American citizen.
00:42:44I don't need to be Spanish.
00:42:46La bruh!
00:42:48Passports, green cards, cigars, cigarettes, candy.
00:42:53Cigars, cigarettes.
00:42:54Passport.
00:42:55Passport?
00:42:56OK.
00:42:57You're now Iranian.
00:42:58Your name is Ahmed.
00:42:59Welcome to America, Ahmed.
00:43:01Gracias.
00:43:02Cigars, cigarettes, chiclets, candy, cigarettes.
00:43:08Green card.
00:43:09Green card, OK.
00:43:10You're now Fernando Valenzuela.
00:43:12You had 21 wins last year.
00:43:14All right.
00:43:15Hey, you.
00:43:21I'm talking to you.
00:43:22I need a beer.
00:43:23Bring me some beer now.
00:43:25Traeme cerveza.
00:43:27How come you're not here with a beer yet?
00:43:30I want a beer now.
00:43:32Cerveza.
00:43:33Cerveza?
00:43:34Si, si.
00:43:35Como no, si.
00:43:36No.
00:43:50Here you have a tall boy.
00:44:20Uh, listen, man, uh, you got another job for me?
00:44:22I ran out of business.
00:44:24Uh...
00:44:26Yeah, you know, as a matter of fact, I do.
00:44:29Seeing as you're from East L.A. and all.
00:44:32Yeah, yeah, I got some that's right up your sidewalk.
00:44:35Yeah, hey, yeah, those boys.
00:44:37You see those boys out there?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:41Yeah, now, those boys, they got jobs up in East L.A.
00:44:43as soon as they get there.
00:44:45But the problem is, last time they was up there,
00:44:47they got popped, because they don't speak no English, you see?
00:44:50Now, what I want you to do is,
00:44:53I want you to teach them to kind of,
00:44:56you know, blend in and stuff.
00:44:59All I got to do to blend in in East L.A. is look brown.
00:45:02Now, you want this job or not,
00:45:04the job pays, uh...
00:45:06It pays, uh...
00:45:08$10 a lesson.
00:45:10Yeah, I get, uh...
00:45:12I get four, you get six.
00:45:14How's that sound?
00:45:16Why don't you just teach them yourself?
00:45:18We'll keep the whole thing.
00:45:20All right, I'll tell you what.
00:45:2250-50, what do you say?
00:45:24Let's go before he changes again.
00:45:26All right.
00:45:28Oh, yeah, by the way, uh,
00:45:30these guys here, they don't speak Spanish either.
00:45:33Now, these are O.T.M.s here.
00:45:35O.T.M.s?
00:45:37Yeah, well, the Border Patrol's only got two classifications.
00:45:39They got Mexican, and they got other than Mexican.
00:45:42O.T.M.
00:45:44O.T.M., that's right. You're catching on here.
00:45:46Now, these boys here,
00:45:48I think they're Chinese or Indian or something.
00:45:50But don't worry about it.
00:45:52It'll be a piece of cake.
00:45:54All right, boys, listen up.
00:45:56Now, this right here is your new professor.
00:45:58Right there, you listen to him, okay?
00:46:00Good.
00:46:15Chinese Indians.
00:46:20Time out. Okay.
00:46:22What are you playing, blind man's glove?
00:46:24Here, take this off. Here, like this.
00:46:26You look like you're gonna rob a 7-Eleven, man.
00:46:29This is not burglary.
00:46:31What, you got a toothache? Here, take this off like this.
00:46:33Okay, stop. Look.
00:46:35This is the way you do it, okay? Just roll it up.
00:46:37There you go.
00:46:39Now, you put it on your head.
00:46:42That's why they call it a headband.
00:46:45Okay? A headband.
00:46:47See? Now you got headband.
00:46:50Headband!
00:46:52Okay, all right.
00:46:54You want to say something, okay?
00:46:56So, like, say you see a guy walking down the street,
00:46:58and you want to say, hi.
00:47:00You go...
00:47:02What's happening?
00:47:08Again.
00:47:10What's happening?
00:47:12What?
00:47:18Hold on. Check this out.
00:47:20All right.
00:47:22Watch this.
00:47:34See?
00:47:36What's happening?
00:47:40You don't read English.
00:47:48What's happening, see?
00:47:50Just hold on.
00:47:52What's happening?
00:47:55What?
00:47:57What's happening?
00:48:00What?
00:48:02What's happening?
00:48:04What's happening?
00:48:06What's happening?
00:48:10What's happening?
00:48:12That's it! You got it!
00:48:14What's happening?
00:48:16What's happening?
00:48:18All right!
00:48:20All you got to do to have attitude
00:48:22is just lower your headband, I see, like this, man, okay?
00:48:25In the bad position, see?
00:48:27Bad.
00:48:29Now, just lean your head back like this,
00:48:31like you're listening to some hip music
00:48:33that only you can hear, all right, man?
00:48:35Digging it, all right?
00:48:37So take this hand and put it in here
00:48:39like you're playing pocket pool or something, man, all right?
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:44Now this hand, go back here like you just cut one, huh?
00:48:47And you want to shoo away the smell, okay?
00:48:49So it goes like that.
00:48:51Let's try it, man.
00:48:53What's happening?
00:48:55What's happening?
00:48:57Get down, mama!
00:48:59Get down!
00:49:02Let's have a drink!
00:49:04Come on!
00:49:06Come on!
00:49:08Come on!
00:49:10What's happening?
00:49:12What's happening?
00:49:14What's happening?
00:49:16What's happening?
00:49:18What's happening?
00:49:20What's happening?
00:49:22I'm excited for this one.
00:49:31I say wacho!
00:49:33Wacho!
00:49:35Simon!
00:49:37What's happening?
00:49:39All right!
00:49:41What's happening?
00:49:43Shake.
00:49:45Shake.
00:49:47Shake.
00:49:49And then bim!
00:49:51Bim!
00:49:53Bim!
00:49:55What's happening?
00:49:57Mambo!
00:49:59What's happening?
00:50:01What's happening?
00:50:03What's happening?
00:50:05Hey, bitchin'!
00:50:07Mama totally rad, whoo!
00:50:09Who's that?
00:50:11Whoo!
00:50:13Hey, bitchin'!
00:50:15Hey, get back here!
00:50:17Hey, relax.
00:50:19Relax, man, this little tattoo's gonna make you blend right in.
00:50:22Come on.
00:50:24Come on, baby.
00:50:26What's happening?
00:50:28Pretty soon, they won't be able to tell you from the natives.
00:50:31Next thing you know, you got a job, make a little money,
00:50:34get a little place, get a credit card,
00:50:37start making payments on a Toyota, just like an American.
00:50:40Is that all it takes to be an American?
00:50:42Is to buy useless things?
00:50:44You think having a car in L.A. is useless things?
00:50:47Try to get around in L.A. without a car,
00:50:49man, you end up with feet that look like Donald Duck, honey.
00:50:52So, uh, where are you from, anyways?
00:50:55El Salvador.
00:50:57Oh, yeah?
00:50:59Yeah, I know some girls from El Salvador.
00:51:01Except they're all disco bunnies.
00:51:04What is dixo bunnies?
00:51:07Disco bunnies.
00:51:09It's, uh, you know, girls that hang around discos, you know?
00:51:12You buy them a drink, you dance with them.
00:51:15You end up driving them all over L.A. in your useless car.
00:51:18Disco bunnies.
00:51:20Yeah, that's it.
00:51:22You got it.
00:51:25Hey, hey, I was just teasing you.
00:51:30Women.
00:51:41What's happening?
00:51:55Mucho, mucho, grande, es muy grande.
00:51:59Hello, mijo, are you there?
00:52:02What are you doing?
00:52:04Are you being good?
00:52:06Javier, are you there?
00:52:09Javier!
00:52:11No, no quiere decir...
00:52:13He's making new dollars.
00:52:15He's making new dollars.
00:52:17He's making new dollars.
00:52:19He's making new dollars.
00:52:21No, no quiere decir...
00:52:23He's making new dollars.
00:52:35Hey, uh, Jimmy.
00:52:37Hey, man.
00:52:39Hey, listen, you got any other jobs I could do, man?
00:52:41I need to make some money a little bit quicker.
00:52:43Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.
00:52:45Oh, good.
00:52:47If you don't mind being naked.
00:52:49Follow me.
00:52:55Hey, uh, so listen,
00:52:57what are you doing down here in T.J. anyways, man?
00:52:59Oh, you know.
00:53:01No.
00:53:03Well, you know, it's kind of like in them cowboy movies, you know,
00:53:07when the two guys are on horseback
00:53:09and they're riding across the plains
00:53:11and the posse is chasing them, you know?
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:15One guy says to the other guy,
00:53:17you know, we're on the border and we can make it.
00:53:19Yeah?
00:53:21Yeah.
00:53:25Oh.
00:53:29All right, here it is.
00:53:31Don't take no wooden pieces.
00:53:35Gotta have them, gotta have them, gotta have them!
00:53:39Yo!
00:53:41Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
00:53:43Gotta have mortars!
00:53:47Yo, yo, yo!
00:53:49Yo, yo, yo!
00:53:51Come on, get your oranges!
00:53:53Here you go, fresh oranges!
00:53:55Right here!
00:53:57Come on!
00:53:59Yeah, look at that scurvy.
00:54:01Señor.
00:54:03Señor.
00:54:05¿Tengo usted su naranja, señor?
00:54:07¿Qué?
00:54:09Es la naranja que se robó a este escuincle.
00:54:11¿Qué?
00:54:13¿Qué?
00:54:15Robó a este escuincle.
00:54:17Pero nosotros no robamos, señor.
00:54:19No steal, no steal.
00:54:21Oh.
00:54:23Ya le dije, señor.
00:54:25No, no, no, he didn't steal.
00:54:27SÃ, sÃ, se lo robó de su carrito, señor.
00:54:29No, no, I gave it to him.
00:54:31No, no, no, no steal.
00:54:33No, no, no, it's okay.
00:54:35It's okay, here, here.
00:54:37No, no, no, señor.
00:54:39Yo no tengo dinero.
00:54:41That's okay, that's all right.
00:54:45Yo se lo pague, señor.
00:54:47Yo se lo pague, señor.
00:54:49Muchas gracias.
00:54:51Muchas gracias, señor.
00:54:53Wait, wait.
00:54:59¿Qué, qué?
00:55:01No, no, no, señor.
00:55:03No, no, no.
00:55:05Yo tengo la naranja.
00:55:09Yo tengo la naranja.
00:55:11Yo tengo la naranja.
00:55:41Boogie down, boogie, all right.
00:55:43Boogaloo, shake a leg.
00:55:45What are you coming down here for?
00:55:47How about a little pool?
00:55:49How about a little wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah?
00:55:51Huh?
00:55:53All right.
00:55:55All right, take it, my man, and here we go.
00:55:57Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:56:01Hey, man, have a good time tonight.
00:56:07What's happening?
00:56:09What's happening?
00:56:11Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:56:15Say, what's happening, bro?
00:56:17I'm taking a break.
00:56:19Come on in.
00:56:21Come on in.
00:56:23All right.
00:56:25Yeah.
00:56:39Mm-hmm.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45Come on in.
00:56:47Hey, what's up?
00:56:53Get back over here.
00:56:55Now, go on in there and have a good time.
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:03Ah!
00:57:09Uh!
00:57:21Hey, listen, how much money do I got now, man?
00:57:25You, you made, uh,
00:57:27my God, you made about $100 already.
00:57:29Oh, yeah?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:33Yeah, $129.
00:57:35Well, yeah, $129.
00:57:37You don't miss a beat, do you?
00:57:39Not many.
00:57:41Why don't you just take that on account?
00:57:43I'll send you the rest once I get home.
00:57:45Rudy?
00:57:47You crack me up.
00:57:53I'm glad I cracked somebody up.
00:57:55Hey, Rudy.
00:57:59I'm gonna buy you a drink.
00:58:01I'm gonna buy you a drink.
00:58:03And I'm not even gonna put it on the books.
00:58:05How about that?
00:58:07Alert the media.
00:58:09Hey, through the teeth,
00:58:11round the gums, look out, gullet, here it comes.
00:58:13I like it.
00:58:15I like it.
00:58:19Got a spot you need cleaning?
00:58:21Hey, hey, what say you and me
00:58:23go to a restaurant tonight, huh?
00:58:25I know this little place that's got the best
00:58:27crea dea in the world. You ever had that?
00:58:29What's that?
00:58:31Crea dea? Oh, it's bull ball, boy.
00:58:33Yeah, oh, it's great.
00:58:35It eats better than it sounds, really.
00:58:37You just gotta be careful.
00:58:39You gotta spit the pits out.
00:58:41What do you say?
00:58:43Yeah, whatever.
00:58:45All right.
00:58:55Crea dea good for another drink?
00:58:57Well, hell, yeah.
00:59:04Summertime blues.
00:59:08I bet you should stick around.
00:59:11Alcanzae!
00:59:13Summertime blues, hombre.
00:59:20¿Quiere summertime blues?
00:59:22Simón.
00:59:27All right.
00:59:33Yes, yes.
00:59:35Let's eat.
00:59:42Rudy, you're not bad.
00:59:46Maybe I can manage this guy.
00:59:53No doubt, son, you gotta work late.
01:00:03He's been in love with her.
01:00:23All right, all right, very good.
01:00:25See, you got it.
01:00:27So I'm gonna teach you the most famous
01:00:29rock and roll song that there is, okay?
01:00:33Da da da da
01:00:35Da da da da
01:00:37Da da da da
01:00:39Well, shake it up, baby
01:00:41Shake it up, baby
01:00:43Twist and shout
01:00:45Twist and shout
01:00:47Ba da ba
01:00:49Ba da ba
01:00:51Ba da ba
01:00:53You know you twist real good
01:00:55Twist real good
01:00:57You know you twist so fine
01:00:59Twist so fine
01:01:01Come a little bit closer
01:01:03Come a little bit closer
01:01:05Show me that you're mine
01:01:07Show me you're mine
01:01:09Ah, ah, ah
01:01:11Ah, ah, ah
01:01:13Ah, ah, ah
01:01:15Ah, ah, ah
01:01:17Ah, ah, ah
01:01:19All right!
01:01:21See, the thing is, if there's a million guys
01:01:23out there and they all got guitars, you know?
01:01:27Look, son, muchos
01:01:29Yeah, yeah, muchos músicos
01:01:31Okay
01:01:33So the thing is, you have to do something different
01:01:35Cosas diferentes
01:01:37Yeah
01:01:39Yeah, right, so like if we put
01:01:41rock with this kind of music
01:01:47Purple haze
01:01:49All around
01:01:51Don't know
01:01:53If I'm coming up or down
01:01:55Am I happy
01:01:57Or in misery
01:01:59Whatever it is that girl
01:02:01Put the spell on me
01:02:07Purple haze
01:02:09Was in my brain
01:02:11Lately
01:02:13Things just don't seem the same
01:02:15Acting funny
01:02:17But I don't know why
01:02:19Excuse me
01:02:21While I work these lights
01:02:25Help me!
01:02:29Help me!
01:02:31Hey, help me!
01:02:35Help me!
01:02:39Help me!
01:02:41Help me!
01:02:43Quiero ponerle azúcar
01:02:45En la pancha, mamá
01:02:47Pero ha de ser de flores coloradas
01:02:49Mamá, aunque se enojen
01:02:51Solteras y casadas
01:02:53Solo los ojos
01:02:55De pancha, mamá
01:02:57Wow
01:02:59Rosa munda
01:03:01Chant me
01:03:03Dein Wort und dein Ja
01:03:05Rosa munda
01:03:09Frag ob nicht erstig
01:03:11Mein Mann
01:03:13Rosa munda
01:03:15Glaub mir
01:03:17Acht dir bin ich trau
01:03:19Denn zu stunden
01:03:21Rosa munda
01:03:23Ist mein Herz
01:03:25Traut noch Pracht
01:03:51Yeah!
01:04:09So...
01:04:11Where did you learn to speak German?
01:04:13Oh, hi.
01:04:15You got another pail of water back there someplace?
01:04:17No.
01:04:19No, I don't know.
01:04:21What are you doing here, anyway?
01:04:23I work here.
01:04:25Oh, yeah? I thought you worked at the pool hall.
01:04:27Would they fire you?
01:04:29No.
01:04:31I work here. I work there.
01:04:33I work at another restaurant on the weekends.
01:04:35I work very hard.
01:04:37Oh, yeah? You must be rolling in money, then, huh?
01:04:39I have enough money to buy you a beer.
01:04:41If you want.
01:04:43Yeah?
01:04:45Well, I want.
01:04:47I want a beer.
01:04:49How about that?
01:04:51So...
01:04:53So what?
01:04:55So how come you
01:04:57know how to speak German?
01:04:59Because I used to live in Germany
01:05:01for six years. I was stationed there.
01:05:03In the army?
01:05:05In the army.
01:05:07Being all I could be.
01:05:09Except all they let me be was a mechanic, so...
01:05:11I was in the army
01:05:13as a mechanic for four years.
01:05:15Then I stayed a couple extra years
01:05:17and got married.
01:05:19You had married?
01:05:21Was married.
01:05:23What happened?
01:05:27Uh...
01:05:29It didn't work out.
01:05:31Well, it worked out once,
01:05:33but I worked it back in.
01:05:35What?
01:05:37The, uh...
01:05:39You know, joke?
01:05:41Schiste.
01:05:43Schiste.
01:05:45Schiste. Yeah, it was that, too.
01:05:47It's a joke.
01:05:57Um...
01:05:59Listen, uh...
01:06:01What time you get off?
01:06:03In about 15, 20 minutes.
01:06:05Why?
01:06:07I'm working up to it. Give me a chance.
01:06:09I thought maybe if you weren't doing anything,
01:06:11uh...
01:06:13We could go out and have some dinner,
01:06:15seeing as this is my last night in town.
01:06:17You are leaving?
01:06:19You gonna miss me?
01:06:21So, uh...
01:06:23What do you think?
01:06:25What, have some dinner or something?
01:06:27I tell you what.
01:06:29You can come over to my house,
01:06:31and I will cook you dinner.
01:06:33Sure, yeah.
01:06:35That'd be great, yeah.
01:06:37I could, uh, save you some money
01:06:39and see your house.
01:06:41Good.
01:06:43I live on the beach in Rosarito.
01:06:45I will give you my address,
01:06:47and you will have to take a bus.
01:06:49Oh, no, that's no problem.
01:06:51Yeah, that'd be great.
01:06:53Is 7.30 okay?
01:06:55Yeah, yeah, 7.30's fine. I'll be there.
01:06:57All right, great.
01:06:59Um, I'll be there.
01:07:01Okay. Uh, thanks a lot.
01:07:03Um...
01:07:05Uh, what should I wear?
01:07:07Nothing.
01:07:09I can do that.
01:07:11I didn't mean nothing.
01:07:13I know it's nothing. Don't worry.
01:07:15Just for dinner, okay?
01:07:177.30. Don't be late.
01:07:19Okay. Ciao.
01:07:23Whoa.
01:07:25Hey, boy.
01:07:27You've done all right.
01:07:29Not bad.
01:07:31Not bad.
01:07:33Oh, sure you don't want to stick around, huh?
01:07:35We can make a lot of money together.
01:07:37Yeah.
01:07:43All right.
01:07:47You come by here
01:07:497 o'clock tomorrow morning.
01:07:51I'll take you there.
01:07:53Sounds good.
01:07:57Pretty good, Jimmy. Thanks a lot, man.
01:07:59All right.
01:08:01Don't worry, man.
01:08:03Nice place you got here, man.
01:08:05Yeah, I call it home.
01:08:07See you tomorrow, Jimmy.
01:08:09See you tomorrow, Jimmy.
01:08:33Hola.
01:08:39You got $100 of feo's money, ese.
01:08:41Now, my little cabrón,
01:08:43you better give us the money,
01:08:45or you better give us...
01:08:47Something!
01:08:55Give us the honey, honey!
01:08:57Hip to hip!
01:08:59Stop it!
01:09:01Hey!
01:09:03That uncle Afro!
01:09:09Andale!
01:09:29I don't know about your country,
01:09:31but in my country,
01:09:33if you make a date for a certain time,
01:09:35then you show up at that time.
01:09:37Since 7.30, I had dinner ready...
01:09:39You got any ice?
01:09:41Ice?
01:09:43Ice, uh...
01:09:45It's just so cold.
01:09:55Are you okay?
01:10:03Yeah, I'm okay.
01:10:05I just...
01:10:07I got in a little chingazo with some guys.
01:10:09A fight. I got in a fight.
01:10:13And they chased me,
01:10:15and I got on the wrong bus,
01:10:17and I ended up five miles up the road.
01:10:19I had to walk.
01:10:21I'm really sorry.
01:10:23Hey.
01:10:29I'll get dinner, okay?
01:10:31Listen, wait a minute.
01:10:36Drink this one.
01:10:43You look really nice.
01:10:51Go get dinner.
01:10:58I'm sorry I was mad at you!
01:11:01It's just that...
01:11:03It's just that...
01:11:05I was really disappointed
01:11:07when you didn't show up.
01:11:09I mean, I don't have very many friends here.
01:11:11The first day I was here,
01:11:13I had my purse stolen.
01:11:17All my money.
01:11:19Everything.
01:11:25I thought I was going to be here
01:11:27for a few days.
01:11:29It has been
01:11:31almost five months now.
01:11:35I just...
01:11:37I just didn't want to come
01:11:39to the United States with nothing.
01:11:45You know what I mean?
01:11:49I hope you like
01:11:51arroz con...
01:11:53pollo.
01:12:01♪
01:12:31♪
01:12:58God damn it!
01:13:00Son of a bitch!
01:13:02Fat piece of...
01:13:04That son of a bitch bandit, he wanted 500 bucks!
01:13:07500 bucks!
01:13:09Jesus!
01:13:17Well, I covered it.
01:13:20You sure?
01:13:22No.
01:13:24I mean, I'm out $150 here.
01:13:26I could send it to you from L.A., man.
01:13:28No.
01:13:30I wanted to give you a going-away present.
01:13:33I mean, what the hell, you know?
01:13:35Thanks a lot, Joe.
01:13:37It's only 150 bucks.
01:13:39I appreciate it, man.
01:13:51Well, um...
01:13:55All right. Rudy.
01:13:57See you later, Jimmy.
01:13:59I'm gonna miss you.
01:14:01I'm gonna miss you, too, man.
01:14:03Believe it or not, I had fun here.
01:14:05I really liked having you around.
01:14:07You know, you're kind of like...
01:14:09Well, you're kind of like a pet.
01:14:11All right, you take care.
01:14:13All right, man.
01:14:15You be good.
01:14:17150 bucks.
01:14:19Um...
01:14:21Thanks for the dinner last night.
01:14:23Almost.
01:14:26I remember it, huh?
01:14:29So, um...
01:14:31Look, you have my phone number, huh?
01:14:33When you get to town,
01:14:35you give me a call, okay?
01:14:37All right.
01:14:39Come here.
01:14:43Be good, Dixle Bunny.
01:14:45Okay?
01:14:49Rudy.
01:14:56Thanks.
01:15:01Um...
01:15:03Look, call before you come.
01:15:06Anytime.
01:15:17What do you think of the new room?
01:15:19I like it.
01:15:21Money.
01:15:27500, eh?
01:15:31Get in.
01:15:37We're leaving.
01:15:39Here we go.
01:15:41L.A.
01:15:48Sir, let me explain what happened.
01:15:50We didn't have enough money.
01:15:52Look, ma'am.
01:15:54I've told you many times.
01:15:56You pay or I'm leaving.
01:15:58I don't have your time.
01:16:00My husband left.
01:16:02And my kids are on the other side.
01:16:04The kids have to pay.
01:16:06For the love of God, sir.
01:16:08Get out!
01:16:10Don't leave me.
01:16:12Don't leave me.
01:16:14For the love of God, sir.
01:16:16I don't have your time.
01:16:18Get out!
01:16:20Don't leave me.
01:16:22For the love of God, sir.
01:16:24Get out!
01:16:40For the love of God.
01:16:48Hey, so you're only down 150 bucks.
01:16:50Come on, boy.
01:16:52You're gonna make that up in no time.
01:16:54I got lots of jobs for you.
01:16:56Oh, come on, Rudy.
01:16:58Hey, I'm still your manager, right?
01:17:00Hey, Rudy, the car's back here.
01:17:02Come on.
01:17:04I don't want to leave it here.
01:17:06Rudy?
01:17:08Rudy?
01:17:10Rudy?
01:17:12Rudy?
01:17:14Rudy?
01:17:16Rudy?
01:17:22Yo, Jake, I ain't seen a single living soul all morning.
01:17:26Must have been a fiesta last night.
01:17:28Y'all overslept.
01:17:30Yeah.
01:17:34Oh, there's the first customer of the day.
01:17:36My pretty old buddy.
01:17:38You're on candid camera.
01:17:40Where is he?
01:17:4212 o'clock.
01:17:44Yeah, there he is.
01:17:46Yeah, I want to get me some Z's.
01:17:48I'll be a few minutes before he gets here.
01:17:50I'm gonna take a whiz.
01:18:08Everywhere around the world
01:18:10It's 5 o'clock down this morning.
01:18:12It's 5 o'clock down this morning.
01:18:14Yeah!
01:18:20Hold it there, Jake!
01:18:22Wake up!
01:18:24Holy shit!
01:18:26So much!
01:18:28Money, Jake!
01:18:32Hold it!
01:18:34Stop!
01:18:36Oh, my God!
01:18:38They're coming to America
01:18:44Yeah!
01:18:50They're coming to America
01:18:52Today
01:18:56Today
01:19:00Today
01:19:04Today
01:19:08♪ Today
01:19:12♪ Today
01:19:14-♪
01:19:18-♪
01:19:22-♪
01:19:26Well, here they come, East LA's own
01:19:28Roosevelt High School Marching Band.
01:19:31-♪
01:19:36What's happening?
01:19:38I forgot it's a Cinco de Mayo parade.
01:19:40What's Cinco de Mayo?
01:19:42I don't know, but we have a parade every year.
01:19:44Come on.
01:19:46-♪
01:19:50-♪
01:19:54-♪
01:19:56-♪
01:19:58-♪
01:20:02-♪
01:20:06-♪
01:20:10-♪
01:20:12-♪
01:20:16-♪
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01:20:24-♪
01:20:28-♪
01:20:32-♪
01:20:36-♪
01:20:40-♪
01:20:44-♪
01:20:46-♪ I was born in East LA
01:20:50Man, I was born in East LA
01:20:54Oh, yeah, you're born in East LA.
01:20:56Well, let's see your green card, huh?
01:20:58Green card?
01:21:00I'm from East LA
01:21:02All right, well, then who's president of the United States?
01:21:04Oh, that's easy, man.
01:21:06That guy that used to be on Death Valley Days, John Wayne.
01:21:08All right, let's go. Come on.
01:21:10-♪ Next thing I know I'm in a foreign land
01:21:14People talking so fast I couldn't understand
01:21:18There was nobody there to lend a helping hand
01:21:22I was cold, it was dark, where is our burger stand?
01:21:26I want to go back to East LA
01:21:30I wish I was back in East LA
01:21:34I don't belong here in downtown D.J.
01:21:38Because I was born in East LA
01:21:42Oh, yeah!
01:21:44-♪♪
01:21:52-♪♪
01:21:56-♪ I crawled under barbed wire, swam across the stream
01:22:00Rode in six different trucks packed like a sardine
01:22:04Walked all day in the burning sun
01:22:08Now I know what it's like to be born to run
01:22:12-♪♪
01:22:16-♪ Up ahead was a promised land
01:22:20Shining like a star just beyond my hand
01:22:24All I could see was a golden glow
01:22:28I looked up, a sign said five zillion, so then I was
01:22:32Back in East LA, yes, I was
01:22:36Back in East LA, you know I'm
01:22:40You know I'm never gonna stray
01:22:44Because I was born in East LA
01:22:48Oh, yeah!
01:22:50-♪♪
01:22:52-♪ I'm a lord and a master from out East LA
01:22:56-♪♪
01:23:00-♪♪
01:23:04-♪♪
01:23:08-♪ If I know that's what it's like to be born to run
01:23:12Born in East LA
01:23:16Born in East LA
01:23:20Born in East LA
01:23:24Born in East LA
01:23:28Born in East LA
01:23:32Born in East LA
01:23:36It's hard to get to Belgium, it's hard to get to Belgium.
01:23:40It's hard to relax, it's hard to get there.
01:23:43I'm a lad, I'm a farmer, not a where.
01:23:46I was born, I was born here in East LA.
01:23:50I can say.
01:23:51Born in East LA.
01:23:54East LA.
01:23:55Born in East LA.
01:23:58Born here.
01:23:59Born in East LA.
01:24:02Who's on there?
01:24:03Born in East LA.
01:24:06East LA.
01:24:07Born in East LA.
01:24:10Born LA.
01:24:12Born in East LA.
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