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00:01:30And one of my favorite genres of movies is found-footage movies, and I feel like our
00:01:36stuff has a very found-footage, but we're not all dead yet vibe to it, where we go and
00:01:43it's all this raw, live, fucking crazy stuff that we go and do, like if we are just bantering
00:01:48in a car going way too fast into a lightning storm.
00:01:53Yeah, and you know what's funny, when I go on Amazon, I always look for that type of
00:01:59footage type of thing.
00:02:00I love found-footage movies, Blair Witch type stuff.
00:02:03Yeah, it's really cool, really fun, but the difference between those, this is real.
00:02:09This is real stuff that we're going to do, and this is stuff that we're not going to
00:02:11BS into it.
00:02:12We're going to capture things, we're going to capture them.
00:02:17Well all I know is Xander, if we decide to do it, my GoPro is waterproof.
00:02:22Yeah, I've pretty much, I've got three or four that are too, so, god damn it, if it
00:02:31just would ease up a little bit, and then honestly it might be a lot worse than it seems
00:02:35because we're driving 60 miles an hour.
00:02:37That's true too.
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I've definitely gone through a storm where it would rain like this, where then I've stopped
00:02:43and been like, oh, this is fucking nothing, but I also ride year-round, and more, oh son
00:02:50of a.
00:02:51We have arrived at the gates of hell, otherwise known as Starvation Heights.
00:02:59Strap up boys.
00:03:10Alright guys, we're about ready to enter Starvation Heights.
00:03:15Yeah, we are.
00:03:17And, uh, it's going to be a wild ride tonight.
00:03:21What do you think?
00:03:22I've had a few drinks, I'm not going to lie.
00:03:24It's been a hard night.
00:03:27So hard.
00:03:29So hard.
00:03:33Ready to do this shit?
00:03:35Let's do it.
00:03:36Let's do it.
00:03:37Hold on.
00:03:38Kill the light.
00:03:40Kill the light.
00:03:43Let's fucking do this shit.
00:03:47Who's here with us?
00:03:51Just a quick update everybody.
00:03:53It is pouring down rain.
00:03:55We are still committed to this.
00:03:57We are getting things as we're standing here.
00:03:59It is accurately communicating with Chris.
00:04:01We just saw something creeping around a tree.
00:04:03It is a wild storm.
00:04:11Stop.
00:04:12Chris.
00:04:13Keep saying your fucking name.
00:04:14I said stop, Chris.
00:04:16We just saw a figure behind that tree.
00:04:18An elephant did.
00:04:22Was that you behind the tree?
00:04:29Oh, wow.
00:04:33Was that you behind the tree?
00:04:46Do you like the lightning?
00:05:10Are you crawling around here?
00:05:16What's your name?
00:05:23Death.
00:05:24Death.
00:05:25Did you say death?
00:05:28Tell me your name.
00:05:46What's your name?
00:05:54Do you know my name?
00:06:03Well, I guess it's obvious.
00:06:05The spirits know us by name.
00:06:16There's some weird energy over here.
00:06:18Is there really?
00:06:20I'm frozen.
00:06:22It's not the rain.
00:06:24The hairs on my neck are standing up.
00:06:28Guys, we're experiencing something.
00:06:30This is the pathway that she would take when she would drag the bodies down.
00:06:34This is it.
00:06:35This goes right to the sanatorium.
00:06:37That's the trail that she would drag the bodies down.
00:06:42Are you okay?
00:06:45What's up, bud?
00:06:46My chest is really tight.
00:06:47Sit up.
00:06:48A lot of pressure.
00:06:55It feels like something is going to grab my heart.
00:07:01I've been talking to you the whole time we've been here.
00:07:03Shit.
00:07:04Take a breather.
00:07:05Just breathe.
00:07:08There you go.
00:07:09Long, in and out breaths.
00:07:11I need a cigarette.
00:07:12I need a cigarette.
00:07:14I'm having a heart attack.
00:07:15I need a cigarette.
00:07:16That's what my grandpappy did.
00:07:21Hey, something's going on.
00:07:22Oh, shit.
00:07:23Okay.
00:07:26Guys, something's going on with Chris.
00:07:28We're going to go check it out.
00:07:42What?
00:07:43I said it felt like something was going to grab my heart.
00:07:50Bro, you okay?
00:07:51You alright?
00:07:53Oh, shit.
00:07:54Okay, here.
00:07:55Let's get this.
00:07:56Please.
00:07:57Fuck.
00:08:13Shit.
00:08:14I didn't mean to knock this over, man.
00:08:15Shit.
00:08:16The bodies.
00:08:17The bodies?
00:08:18You knocked over a grave?
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20Oh, shit.
00:08:21Did you fall against that?
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23Are you okay?
00:08:24Yeah, I'm okay.
00:08:25Oh, my God.
00:08:26Oh, my God.
00:08:27Oh, my God.
00:08:28That was heavy.
00:08:29That's what that sound was.
00:08:30Oh, fuck.
00:08:31Oh, my God.
00:08:32Oh, my God.
00:08:33Oh, my God.
00:08:34Oh, my God.
00:08:35Oh, my God.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:37Oh, my God.
00:08:38Oh, my God.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:40Oh, my God.
00:08:41Oh, my God.
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:43Oh, fuck.
00:08:44Brother.
00:08:45What the fuck?
00:08:46What the fuck?
00:08:47What the fuck?
00:08:48What the fuck?
00:08:49So Chris just started having intense pains in his chest right by a tombstone
00:08:57and he fell up against...
00:08:59Are you okay, bro?
00:09:00Yeah, I'm okay.
00:09:01Are you hurt?
00:09:02I'm okay.
00:09:03Did you hit your head?
00:09:04No, I'm fine.
00:09:05Thank God your hair is okay.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Carl.
00:09:08Carl, can you come through?
00:09:09Hold on.
00:09:10through hold on and then don't forget this said the bodies the bodies right as
00:09:16he fucking when it was like what hit you and it says the bodies you guys don't be
00:09:22sorry oh you're sorry that my Chris is doing okay but Wow
00:09:31what the fuck what's going on you guys come over here watch your step that
00:09:42remember the fucking those things get me every time guys these are unmarked
00:09:47graves okay no tombstones what in the fuck what is this oh my god they're
00:10:01over here to starvation heights has been known to affect people physically
00:10:09and emotionally is this at the ghostly hands of Linda has it state your name
00:10:21for the camera Christopher Lopez so what got you into paranormal research
00:10:30that's a loaded question I would say I would say what got me into the
00:10:40paranormal research is something I've always been inquisitive with so what
00:10:44what did you do with the Ouija board Oh like anything else you ask questions you
00:10:50talk about it talk with it and I kind of thought it was just trivial and just
00:10:58what were the repercussions of that it's kind of sounds like you messed with
00:11:02something that you didn't exactly know what you were dealing with that first
00:11:06like that sounds like some dangerous territory dude it's like whatever is
00:11:12coming I guess I guess we got to go over to the really spooky spot honestly it's
00:11:20for you guys yeah well we're doing it because we want to share that this stuff
00:11:23is real this way
00:11:44oh yeah we're gonna have to come back to that
00:11:53I hate going back here this is the trail that she would take to bring her victims
00:12:02it used to lead to the old asylum but it no longer does because the grounds are
00:12:07no longer there
00:12:23oh that's creepy the ribbon-hanging
00:12:35it's the second time now been lured into the woods hi hi can you tell me your
00:12:42name my name is Kayleen Kayleen where you from Kayleen
00:12:44Washington Enumclaw specifically cool so I'm gonna ask you the big question do
00:12:51you believe in the afterlife oh yes 100%
00:13:21I don't have any cards well I have business cards god it's just starting to
00:13:41flooringly piss now that was on live I don't know how many people just saw that
00:13:54but it was great what
00:13:57hey you want to play a game see if you can find anything that's odd about the
00:14:11trees like a blood-curdling scream whoo we're gonna go back to the cemetery
00:14:27at least with open ground I can see something coming a little bit I won't
00:14:35let them bury you here Chris no I want to see I want you will get through this
00:14:40together yeah you know what I want the devil possessing I want them in rejected
00:14:47her rejected her what's that wait rewind okay that's footsteps right
00:15:00behind me the whole woods here guys is haunted
00:15:11even this climbing up before before the Sun going down we were here things
00:15:18before the Sun was coming down there's no joke this is gonna be a good one
00:15:26Chris is terrified told you guys best part waking up is a ghost in your butt
00:15:36that stick was not there when we walked up nope that was not a we stood by here
00:15:52we set up our stuff here that was not here that was not fucking here when we
00:16:00walked up that was not there at all that was not there at all you know what I
00:16:04have recordings I started video recording when we were over here too
00:16:08I'll be able to review but no we walked up right here right here this is where
00:16:13we came we walked right here and in daylight and that was not here in broad
00:16:18daylight
00:16:20Oh fuck oh that's what you see whoa this was not here when we walked up
00:16:37everybody snap some good pictures for me too yeah I am this was not here when we
00:16:43walked up everybody we walked up we were just over here we were literally standing
00:16:48right here setting up this is what we this is my equipment right here we set
00:16:53up in broad daylight and that's where that is did you hear that
00:16:57yep take it
00:17:04go back to the box
00:17:18watch this anomaly enter the path of the light from the outside of the light
00:17:49I just texted yeah he's he's texting me the information we're gonna try to get
00:18:07that it's going off right now so let's ask the question
00:18:27freaking out man
00:18:30all right I'm gonna set this down over here all right we're gonna try to see if
00:18:38it all right calm down I need you to calm down so we can ask you some
00:18:42questions okay that's a little bit better can you back away from it a
00:18:48little bit okay there you go good distance let a little bit further a
00:18:58little further easy you're gonna be heard
00:19:06whoo what was that oh yeah it's like footsteps walking right up behind me
00:19:15yep okay yeah all right here we go okay go for it
00:19:23so why was this stick left here does it have to anything to do with you this
00:19:31thing's freaking out man yeah
00:19:38yeah it is
00:19:43Jonathan member was doing that a black diamond over by George's but that was
00:19:47just that specific area this thing's like freaking out
00:19:54we're gonna reset it again I'm gonna reset it to make sure that this isn't
00:20:01okay okay
00:20:07that's good it's still all right hold on that's a full reset I zeroed it out and
00:20:14everything
00:20:27too late
00:20:30it's gone it does not like that okay okay go for it I want you okay okay all
00:20:47right all right can you turn the light any other color but green right now walk
00:20:55around it turn it purple red blue
00:21:08yeah it is just going crazy oh there we go we got yellow
00:21:25for no or how about since you like green let's do yellow for yes and green for
00:21:32no can you stop making it go green
00:21:38you're trying I see you trying you got this oh now it's just lighting up like a
00:21:47Christmas tree whoa whoa okay and now it's just okay you got your baseline I'm
00:22:01gonna start off with a dumb question whoever is here are you a victim of
00:22:06Linda hazard can you come closer to my device over here like you were before
00:22:18make it light up again do you like Chris's hair yes or no green for yes
00:22:33we'll do green for yes oh it lit up green
00:22:42loves your hair man thank you something's going on with Christopher
00:22:53we're not sure what it is to be honest and to be really Frank we didn't know
00:23:00we were getting into the minute we stepped foot in the cemetery grounds
00:23:08well we'll see
00:23:20could have just been a light distraction because I was turning the IR up
00:23:25my IR is fucking going
00:23:40what do you want John what what do you want the paranormal leave me alone here
00:23:49leave me alone here yeah
00:23:59what the fuck's up with Chris we need to see what's up with Chris guys here's
00:24:18another gravestone right here
00:24:28what's up buddy talk to us get away are you all right you want you want some
00:24:36space or what yeah you know who I am dude he's got a weird that's not good
00:24:47that's not I mean we both know Chris and that's not Chris
00:25:05you can speak in one of these boxes and tell us who you are that's trying to
00:25:09plague Chris are you inside Chris he is not being himself not to any degree go
00:25:24away leave me alone
00:25:31go what the fuck did the tree get you no it was something over here fucking
00:25:42something something over here leave me alone
00:25:48well I guess our buddy wants to be left alone anything guys we were in blackout
00:26:02blackout and now Jonathan can't see anything remember that song in turn the
00:26:15light off in heaven in heaven heaven in heaven well thank God but I mean you're
00:26:22Linda you're lying to me Linda hazard ain't there can you be in a couple
00:26:27places at once you're here yeah you belong here Linda you did some very
00:26:35disgusting things now I'm not a full Christian so I can't forgive you
00:26:46wait dog started going that one time that scared the crap out of me yeah no
00:26:53the plane shit sorry guys are you
00:27:04it's coming okay you guys weren't weren't totally blacked out or blacked
00:27:11out right now the laser grids on Chris is behind me
00:27:20oh fuck I got it to right here like nine feet fucking tall and not even Kenya just
00:27:29got it good completely blacked out in the fucking
00:27:35oh yeah what I'm about to show you are very disturbing images of victims of
00:27:44Linda hazards she lured these victims in to her sanctuary so to speak claiming
00:27:54she could cure them of diseases well in turn she didn't cure them she killed
00:28:03them by starving them to death she was a true psychopath a narcissistic serial
00:28:12killer who knew exactly what she was doing these victims passed away and died
00:28:22she would throw them in the woods and bury them in a hole and the whole irony
00:28:31to this complete story is Linda has passed away of her own duty
00:28:41okay the the obvious just went off what'd it say
00:28:50are you fucking kidding you guys remember the cane remember the cane
00:28:57let's get in there and get a good look at that
00:29:08the cane dude the fucking cane yeah yeah oh my god I can't believe it fucking
00:29:21said the cane I cannot believe it tell us more about the cane do you know what
00:29:26that's direct intelligent communication bro listen look at me right now I am
00:29:33past shocked and freaked out I am more petrified guys don't understand it's
00:29:41lightning out the electricity in the air is un-fucking-believable just show look
00:29:47at this this is a rain suit I'm fucking soaked through this is what about the
00:29:52king this is wild
00:29:58huh
00:30:01Chris take the box you're having better luck with it yeah
00:30:13that's I can't even talk right now I'm still fucking blowing over that's a
00:30:19what the cane came here the cane the cane came here oh my god oh my god you
00:30:28guys look at this the cane came here what do you guys think of this like
00:30:35seriously I'm speechless right now hold this yeah you guys you're gonna
00:30:42understand the cane when these guys were previously here they walked around
00:30:47came back and there's nobody out here and there was there was a cane that's a
00:30:52long walk back there was a cane say one we're gonna we're gonna show you we're
00:30:57gonna show you and that fucking is proof right there intelligent response the
00:31:01cane came here god that's insane man John I'm fucking like
00:31:11who was moving through the bush can you tell me your name through this how did
00:31:29the cane get here can you tell me how the cane got here tell me through this
00:31:34tell me through this you can talk right into this and tell me
00:31:54so I'm just speechless I know I can't even came here I can't talk bro I came
00:32:01here with my aunt one time and my mother-in-law yeah and while we were
00:32:06here there was like the only way I can describe this is like a mothman type
00:32:11creature that was just moving through the trees and it was just there was no
00:32:14wind and it would only be just like like and all of a sudden the trees would be
00:32:18moving and then she caught I unfortunately didn't get out of the
00:32:25I thought there was somebody behind him what what okay he had a colleague with
00:32:33him Chris when you were walking up here we thought we thought somebody was
00:32:36behind you you weren't alone you were walking back and it just said colleague
00:32:44state name for the camera please Xander Roy so Xander Roy yes I got a couple
00:32:52questions for you I have some man the first one foremost why are you here
00:33:00today I'm here what was that specific room why am I here in this room why are
00:33:10you here in front of my camera okay I'm here in front of your camera because I
00:33:16know this is gonna sound really weird but I was oh I was a little weird I was
00:33:23let here and I believe that nothing is coincidental I think everything's has a
00:33:30purpose to it take a look in the upper right corner of the next clip and you'll
00:33:37see something real amazing is that a spirit
00:33:46oh
00:34:02we're gonna leave now is that okay with you
00:34:16do you know my name
00:34:46okay are you following Chris
00:35:16all right you guys all right we're here and we're getting shit ready you got the
00:35:33Ouija getting shit ready I just want to know why your middle name starts with
00:35:45Q yeah Q this is the real oh shit that was a little thing there was
00:36:06evil evil good my god it just said evil good so are you saying you're evil or
00:36:14there's evil here with us do you know that voice come through in a whisper it
00:36:26said you're not safe I heard something
00:36:31do you remember me from last time yes okay so he hasn't been he was here with
00:36:49us on a nightmare of a night I'd like to introduce Xander he's another friend of
00:36:55mine you know Chris very well
00:37:25welcome to the show at this point in the investigation I'd have to say
00:37:32anything's possible that could happen to us including spirits that come through
00:37:38and say full sentences they are they are all right so Xander there's a lot of
00:37:49better you've had a lot of experiences tonight right and we feel like it's been
00:37:52yeah right but what do you hear I don't hear anything read that in a second
00:38:01nothing not even a cricket not even a frog no nothing nothing it's a lifeless
00:38:06right here it's in there's either two things yeah because we're dealing with
00:38:12something demonic that's out here because the spirits are needing help the
00:38:15box to talk about or we also got visitors coming around to I know we're
00:38:20researchers but we're saying something's here yep that's keeping things silent
00:38:24and I just got another message headliness headlines headlines headlines
00:38:31headlines I don't know that means but anyways I just wanted to put that on
00:38:35there yeah I want to record like this is something fishing that when you do
00:38:39something that's dead at night and things should be live bugs crickets
00:38:43frogs nothing nothing coming out guys he's right we had so much activity
00:38:51earlier and about the past 15 minutes we've had nothing it has been dead
00:38:55silent but then again the lightning kind of stopped too you know what I mean but
00:39:02it's there's like nothing you know we were hearing voices seeing fucking
00:39:06nothing not a damn thing he just comes back he's 40 years older you look like
00:39:22a pose from the Blair Witch you stand there he looks different oh that's not
00:39:26funny that's just they are there what wait what's going through your mind
00:39:35there g-man a lot and it has everything to do with this tree I'm sure we're here
00:39:45before thank you so move last time we're here I went through and prayed my
00:39:51blessing as I was going through and it got harder and harder and harder to say
00:39:57this tree which is it's what you look for you look for it you find that where
00:40:06it confuses you or it disorients you keeps you from being able to produce
00:40:10your mantras that you are taught mm-hmm and it has everything to do with this
00:40:15tree
00:40:17you thought it was this one right here it's large three-pronged
00:40:32there's been stories of these round energy balls that fly around and have
00:40:40their own trajectory their own direction their own energy I think
00:40:49possibly Jonathan has been infested by these take a look
00:41:10you
00:41:40you
00:42:10you
00:42:12you
00:42:14you
00:42:16you
00:42:18you
00:42:36my name is Jonathan Hershey okay I do the same job I'm great okay so as you
00:42:46know we have been on many adventures with a lot of sites recently so want to
00:42:57hear what's your story what would get you driven to this talk about your
00:43:00original story buddy my origin story like can you be a little bit more
00:43:04specific like do you mean like my origin of paranormal investigating or like my
00:43:11origin of what happened I want your origin of what happened to you was the
00:43:17mountains I'm not gonna say exactly where because it's a safe haven for our
00:43:20family and for me when oh gosh I was probably about eight when it started so
00:43:29there was something that would happen to me all the time and this is like one of
00:43:33those conjuring movie situations where I was tormented by something that was I
00:43:40can only describe as evil like why can you tell me why you can also the way it
00:43:46was evil okay and the reason why it was evil is it would torment me in the room
00:43:53where I lived there was a vent it was one of those old floor vents like those
00:43:59old intricate ones that were like you know a wrought iron almost type style
00:44:04where it was just you know nice fancy designs and whatnot and as far back as I
00:44:11can remember I used to hear voices coming from it all the time whispers
00:44:15growls scratches and I couldn't really fathom it at the time but the one part
00:44:24and I'm even playing it in my head as I'm saying this and it's like almost
00:44:27like a reliving a trauma and this douchebag right here we are after lives
00:44:31research and we are absolutely bound to the truth of the paranormal
00:45:02seems like I'm everybody's favorite toy tonight
00:45:10good I think you had something I just went kind of ran through you buster
00:45:20I felt like a panic attack but I wasn't panicky, that's the real thing. I've had panic attacks.
00:45:30are you guys down for this if we turn all lights off and just let three of us
00:45:34stand here for a minute let's do it okay all right when you said that the
00:45:38lightning behind you guys we're gonna go in dark we're going dark okay we're
00:45:43blacking out well we're going dark I'm gonna still roll okay and I got my I got
00:45:52my welcome to afterlife research what is your name in the porn films hey we got
00:46:00something through the box hold on summer your name is summer
00:46:12and tell us your name you can tell us if you are for us to not be here or if
00:46:18you're okay with us being here
00:46:28we got the archway the archway I would consider that the opening of this place
00:46:35yeah yes I did yeah
00:46:48can you talk to me to this device please just communicate with me we're not here
00:46:56to harm you we're actually here to communicate with you we're here to help
00:47:01you if you need to pass on we can help you do that as well I'm angry for you
00:47:09not as angry as you you were betrayed what she did to you was inhuman was
00:47:16ungodly you came to her for help and she took advantage of you she took
00:47:21advantage of all of you and your families and disgraced you and threw you
00:47:25in the ground with such disgrace we want you to know that we are here to help you
00:47:35such disgrace we want you to know we feel for you there's two names I want
00:47:46you say Jeff Kyle are you here
00:47:53oh my god Kyle are you here they're close that's the people that did
00:48:20research on on the video holy shit you guys we're getting intelligent
00:48:24responses you understand right yes I'm totally fucking oh my god you guys got
00:48:29that right we're in total let's keep the lights off yeah guys we're going black
00:48:49again Jeff Kyle I don't know what happened to you I'm still trying to
00:48:52research for your names were brought up the shadows the shadows that was I just
00:48:58saw I literally just saw shadow my god oh my god right through the trees see
00:49:02that you guys there's shadows they're here they're here
00:49:19Kyle do you say Kyle just sit down I heard it too
00:49:24Kyle Kyle Kyle talking to this buddy tell come on
00:49:30I heard that guys they're approaching really fast
00:50:00whoa whoa who's the devil are you you guys don't need to trick with us just be
00:50:11honest tell us be honest with it trying to be fair game here they said yeah
00:50:19guys I know you can't see us but this mosquito update with our live infield
00:50:55Oh
00:50:58anyway stay tuned to see if I live or die back to you Xander back to me
00:51:05let's get that spirit box going all right
00:51:53the name of that person for God burned it well yeah is there anyone here with
00:52:01us today that wants to speak with us we're back we're here we just want to
00:52:06get we just want to get your story come and talk to us come and talk through
00:52:10this box come and talk to Chris he's he loves talking
00:52:23do you remember our names whoa what was that the roof Charlie yeah
00:52:35barb
00:52:43okay so there's a lot of you here with us today hello everybody hello welcome
00:52:48we're of why I should say hope you welcome us but yeah I mean I am I've
00:52:53been here so many times before I I just feel like you guys should know me by now
00:52:59feel a little bit more comfortable with me is there anybody who wants to come
00:53:04and like communicate in a different way today I brought some other devices with
00:53:07us our REM pod you're used to that I just I just want to get a feel for who's
00:53:11here with us today same question same question you are stupid it just said
00:53:36okay you remember our names you say John or Chris
00:53:44did that just say your name
00:54:14do you want to tell us anything show your story we're here to help a lot of
00:54:29tragedy here from Linda hazards no no not Linda has it what happened to you
00:54:42couldn't what could it survive keep talking to us
00:55:00are you are you sad stupid question but I want to know
00:56:28what is that
00:56:46who's here with us we hear voices in the woods
00:57:16but trust us I'm goose bumping right now and there's things happening right
00:57:30now we've been called names or so far it's like there's a malicious spirit
00:57:35here in it and we haven't felt now it feels like there's something angry why
00:57:40are you mad why are you so angry tonight because you're here yeah well
00:57:47I'm here come on do something about me touch me push me you have our permission
00:57:56punch Chris true you can punch me I heard something health
00:58:16what was that whoa
00:58:21you got to figure out where this energy is coming from
00:58:28it's over you just here to eat like here dude we're by the entrance where she
00:58:33would drag body line and this is goose bumping this over here you want to take
00:58:37the box and sit in there let's do it by that unmarked
00:58:41here take the box volume up
00:58:47it's gonna be a good night's gonna be a good night okay I'm gonna tell you right
00:59:01now this was like a bad idea why I don't know okay I'm sitting on the tree turn
00:59:10the volume up which I'm sorry for what happened to you talk to us what do you
00:59:20want to say what do you need help with you can talk use my energy you can
00:59:44touch me is there anything evil tonight
00:59:56evil you hear that said evil yeah clear as day are you evil or is it something
01:00:03evil here
01:00:14talk to me what
01:00:31like right over here hello
01:00:44means and it is a quiet night you don't hear a cricket yeah it's like the
01:00:53everything around us is just dead silent yeah actually weird usually there's a
01:00:57lot of animal activity out here absolutely Oh Xander wish you're here
01:01:03buddy wherever you are yeah all right which is back up again yeah
01:01:15sacrifice wait isn't this the tree yeah the tree just know right here this is
01:01:53keep talking to me you said my name last time can you say it again
01:02:23those idiots it keeps insulting us well yeah do you want us to leave
01:02:53what do you want to tell us I want you to stop messing around I want you not
01:03:10to just tell me you're here I want you to show me you're here what was that
01:03:24did you hear that what the hell a fuck was that that was like some demonic oh
01:03:32god I hope I caught on the mic what was that Chris fuck hold this
01:03:38what the fuck oh my dude okay oh my god ever in my I don't know if this picked
01:03:46it up on this mic never in my life have I ever heard anything like this from the
01:03:50woods over here that was a deep voice that literally like resonated through
01:03:54the whole seminary Sarah's like that was some holly growl well with that I got
01:04:04goosebumps man guys we're hearing like this haunting screaming coming from all
01:04:15around us it's but it's like far away and faint it's everywhere getting
01:04:21closer yeah I know but I'm hearing voices yeah so am I
01:04:32what is that we're everywhere I know this is we're here
01:04:50obviously seems like you brought your lapdog we heard that this is um
01:04:54this is on we just did thousand-step cemetery which is the most haunted
01:05:04place I've ever been in my life and I haven't felt threatened before whatever
01:05:07the fuck that was that came from right there right fucking there that was close
01:05:12it came from right here that was class sound that we heard something we got it
01:05:20we got a something's messy in a pack of coyotes sneaking up on it well
01:05:24they're not very sneaky but so if you hear some loud popping sounds it's
01:05:33Chris's asshole geez oh excuse me okay Jonathan I don't know
01:05:41where to go from here man what dude I'm just I'm just trying to wrap my head I'm
01:05:47just done by the freaking growl that was I hope we cop that I really hope we do
01:05:52because that was loud that scared the hell out of me dude oh but I'm sorry for
01:05:59like the lat guys I'm just like you get this stuff raw we don't we don't do this
01:06:05weird cut edit shit trying to wrap my head around what just happened man dude
01:06:17what's going on with Chris I don't know he seems to be doing relatively well
01:06:22lately but that whole I mean dude the whole adventure he was dude I so we just
01:06:27pulled up to his house and he hasn't been talking to us for a while and it's
01:06:31getting weird dude like he's been quiet but he's member at the member certain
01:06:35points what memory and fell to his knees and what was going on with him he was
01:06:38sitting up against that tree it was fucking weird dude like I don't even I've
01:06:41been texting him all day like let's go let's go see what's going on with this
01:06:46fucking dude Chris you fucking bastard show me your butthole why is it locked
01:07:00you never leave your fucking door locked you motherfucker what the fuck
01:07:07do you say tonight what's going on bro we were just selling Avon I mean we were
01:07:14delivering pizzas means Andrew would just I'll be honest with you dude we've
01:07:17been worried about you lately since the last investigation like something hasn't
01:07:21been right hey yeah like bro you told me it was a no-knock every time like
01:07:29fucking I know but I would think there'd be like limits and like carbon courtesy
01:07:34when to knock at night common courtesy it's fucking 653 bro and okay it's not
01:07:40even nine o'clock yeah are you sure bro what the fuck is going on with the
01:07:48lights
01:07:51well since time has changed recently I decided to have a little more I guess
01:07:56called happy lights I guess I have no idea what the fuck is this come on sit
01:08:01down I don't know about that man like yeah do you I mean I googled summer it
01:08:10just came up with a vacation none of your films came up yeah summer the porn
01:08:18star okay we'll leave it at that I've known you for a while now you and me are
01:08:28close and then fucking buttcheeks dude and what the fuck is going on please
01:08:36tell me I have no answer for it man I don't want to tell you it's speaking of
01:08:44that no but but I don't know I can't tell you I don't I don't I don't know I
01:08:52just it's it's like all I can tell you is it just that night when Xander and I
01:08:57were talking you know mess with each other it was it was just something
01:09:00foreign that I felt like it amplified all my frustrations and anger with
01:09:05everything from work to the changes of the show that pissed me off I was getting
01:09:10angry with you I was getting angry with Xander and I'm being serious about that
01:09:14and you told me that and what pissed me off was that I was pissed about that because I felt bad about that
01:09:19because like life changes life goes on but it's like why am I getting angry with you guys
01:09:23people are closest to me why am I getting so angry you literally told me after that that your
01:09:27goal in life was to make me hate you and we're best fucking friends like dude
01:09:31like you're my fucking left butt cheek to my right butt cheek like I guess I'm
01:09:35you kept telling me that you wanted me to basically fuck off and die and I like
01:09:39that's not you dude you're such a nice you guys are my kidneys when you're in
01:09:43the beginning and he's the end you know
01:09:47yeah
01:09:50I love you bro
01:09:54I love you too man
01:09:58did you test for COVID bro?
01:10:00right
01:10:05it's not feeling too good
01:10:09what can we do? what can I do? anything?
01:10:12nothing
01:10:14nothing I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine
01:10:15okay
01:10:16I'm gonna be honest with you Christopher Lopez I will never lie to you
01:10:20you're not fucking fine what's going on?
01:10:22I'm sorry
01:10:24it's okay bro
01:10:26do you want like a bag or like some water or like
01:10:33guys I don't know what the fuck is going on this is not normal
01:10:40I might be blind
01:10:43you tell me I'll turn my light up where the fuck is it
01:10:48dude
01:10:49it was in here I know that
01:10:51that's not the crucifix but it should be like
01:10:57come on
01:11:00no I just walked in your fucking front door
01:11:04guys I'm sick
01:11:06I don't feel too good
01:11:07I love you guys and you care but come on
01:11:09you don't sound fucking sick
01:11:12are you sick in your head or are you sick in your heart?
01:11:15are you fucking kidding me right now?
01:11:16dude I'm just saying we went riding the other day and you felt like a cold
01:11:19yeah and I've gotten worse
01:11:22before we take this too far
01:11:29when we walked up
01:11:32we seen you in here just spacing the fuck out at the TV
01:11:36you know what?
01:11:37dude I stood at your fucking look at this shit
01:11:38come here
01:11:39Christopher
01:11:40you wanna talk about some fucking bullshit dude?
01:11:44I can see through your fucking window bro
01:11:46I check just to make sure that you're not like doing something weirdo shit
01:11:50every time I come in here
01:11:51yeah summers
01:11:52it's a summer season
01:11:55hey I'm gonna let you know something real quick
01:11:58the reason that I'm here is because I love you
01:12:00and because Xander loves you
01:12:02and the last time that we went to Starvation Heights
01:12:05something was not right with you bro
01:12:07you scared the shit out of me man
01:12:10I haven't seen you in like a week
01:12:12it was a week before the last time we see each other
01:12:16well we saw ourself yesterday but I guess I wasn't emotionally connected there
01:12:20I guess I don't know
01:12:21he wasn't emotionally connected
01:12:23no offense like fucking
01:12:25dude something's not fucking right
01:12:27I'm telling you something's not fucking right
01:12:29I know and ever since I walked in the damn house I'm not feeling right either dude
01:12:32but I'm trying to fucking fake it
01:12:34I'm telling you bro
01:12:36you guys that Xander has your shit
01:12:38Jesus fuck like bro I'm telling you
01:12:41I'm fucking telling you Xander
01:12:43I told you that's why I fucking called you bro
01:12:45something's not fucking right
01:12:46go have a cigarette with him
01:12:48go have a cigarette with him
01:12:49dude I don't even know if I want to be alone with him
01:12:51something's not right
01:12:52he just slammed the fucking door on me
01:12:54he is such a mellow tempered person
01:12:56that this is not right
01:12:57yeah it's not right
01:12:59I'll be out there in a second bro
01:13:01bro are you just fucking gonna lead me out here to the wolves
01:13:04yeah I'll be out there in a second
01:13:05I gotta do something real quick
01:13:08I gotta do something real quick
01:13:18somebody went what the
01:13:20somebody went home
01:13:22what the fuck is going on here
01:13:24what the fuck
01:13:26yo
01:13:30what's going on
01:13:38what's going on
01:13:46that's the Olight sphere
01:13:48bro I've been wanting to buy one of those forever
01:13:50I love this
01:13:52I'm gonna buy one tomorrow
01:13:54look at that fucking thing
01:14:02we good
01:14:04are you good are we good are you good
01:14:07I'm outside
01:14:09you guys want to hang outside
01:14:11what's going on
01:14:13it's funny
01:14:15it's like this is my own house
01:14:17I feel like I'm babysitting my own home
01:14:19fuck you Xander
01:14:21what's up Xander
01:14:23what
01:14:25what
01:14:27what the fuck is that
01:14:29what the fuck
01:14:31it's my mom's cross dude
01:14:33it's your mom's cross
01:14:35dude are you fucking with me
01:14:37I'm not fucking with you
01:14:39I came to your fucking house Christopher
01:14:41fuck you
01:14:43fuck both of you
01:14:45and fuck both of you guys
01:14:47that's not funny
01:14:49what do you think I'm fucking doing dude
01:14:51you think I'm fucking setting this shit up
01:14:53why would I do this to you
01:14:55why the fuck would I do this
01:14:57I just pulled up
01:14:59my car is at the furthest part of the fucking house
01:15:01ever since I did this podcast
01:15:04it's been great and so forth
01:15:06I met Xander
01:15:08we did this whole thing about discovering the truth
01:15:10all of a sudden it became a fucking disaster
01:15:12not even a beautiful disaster
01:15:14just a disaster in general
01:15:16like what the fuck man
01:15:18I got my mom's cross in my pocket
01:15:20because some asshole pulled it out of the fucking cupboard dude
01:15:22how the fuck
01:15:24Xander so listen bro
01:15:26I came out here and you remember
01:15:28how I was looking for his mom's bitch fixers
01:15:30he's trying to blame me
01:15:32I just took this out of his fucking pocket
01:15:34and he's trying to tell me that you're fucking taking it
01:15:36I'm fucking taking it
01:15:38take this shit
01:15:40I don't want this shit
01:15:42it was sitting right here
01:15:44I walk out here after he walks out here
01:15:46and it's fucking sitting right fucking here
01:15:48and he's trying to tell me that I fucking did that
01:15:50I recorded walking in this fucking house
01:15:52I recorded walking in this fucking house
01:15:54I'll show you
01:15:56you're breaking into my house
01:15:58this is a fucking family heirloom
01:16:01god damn dude
01:16:03are you fucking kidding me right now
01:16:05both you and Xander are fucking in this shit
01:16:07just to fucking make a whole great show
01:16:09I'm not trying to make anything fucking fake
01:16:11you're trying to amplify the whole Starfish ride scene
01:16:13hold on
01:16:15let me set this shit up
01:16:17we have to record everything we do
01:16:19this is our lives
01:16:21good record it because I want to be honest
01:16:23what the fuck is going on
01:16:25Chris look at me
01:16:27I pulled up to your fucking house
01:16:30I've been talking since yesterday
01:16:32I know you told me you're sick
01:16:34I was sick
01:16:36you got a cold
01:16:38I gave you elderberry
01:16:40and listen to me
01:16:42it's not
01:16:44you know I would never do that to you
01:16:46I love you
01:16:48but what I'm telling you
01:16:50there's something wrong
01:16:52there's something not fucking right
01:16:54since the last time we went to starvation heights
01:16:56and I'm worried about you
01:16:58I'm seriously fucking worried about you
01:17:00I come to your house and you're fucking accusing me of shit
01:17:02why would I touch anything in your home
01:17:04I don't even leave the fucking room
01:17:06why don't you pull up to your exes and bullshit on me
01:17:08exorcise me
01:17:10make my head spin
01:17:12I don't think it's fucking
01:17:14I don't think it's you man
01:17:16something weird is going on
01:17:18and what I'm telling you Christopher Lopez
01:17:20is I'm worried about you
01:17:22I love you
01:17:24where did Xander go
01:17:27Xander
01:17:35Xander
01:17:37where the fuck are you buddy
01:17:39you got a flashlight
01:17:41you got your o light
01:17:43I got the o light
01:17:45you're holding it backwards bro
01:17:47of course I am
01:17:57huh
01:18:07did you fucking hear that
01:18:09yeah
01:18:11what the fuck is going on
01:18:13what
01:18:15I'm actually scared for you right now
01:18:17man like I'm just trying to figure out
01:18:19what the fuck is going on dude
01:18:21yeah but you know what we're doing
01:18:23let's focus on the leader
01:18:25what the fuck
01:18:55what the fuck
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