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50 Shades of Grey REACTION | Standup Comedy | Harsh Gujral | Neha M.

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00:00Hey everybody, welcome back to our channel.

00:02I am Houni, how are you all today?

00:04So, today we are going to watch 50 Shades of Grey Roast Stand-Up Comedy by Harsh Gujral.

00:10So, today we are going to watch stand-up and I guess we've also watched it before Harish Gujral.

00:17And sense of humor, I must say.

00:19It's a very great guy.

00:21And today we are going to roast and stand-up.

00:23So, let us see how this video by Harsh Gujral is going to be.

00:27Let's see.

00:30Tell me about this video.

00:31So, let us know about this video.

00:36That's how it goes.

00:38Do you want to throw the mic from the mic?

00:44Are you doing this?

00:47Have you seen Baba Ji once again?

00:49Today we will show you what Sanchi Ji will be.

01:00You're big.

01:03Are you dating someone like this?

01:05How much is it in your life?

01:08What's going on?

01:09I'm asking how much is it.

01:10I'm arranging this a little bit.

01:12Christian Grey.

01:13Christian Grey.

01:14What?

01:16Christian Grey?

01:22This is very good.

01:30This is very good.

01:35It's going to go black in the rower.

01:42Who are these?

01:44Who are Christian Grey?

01:46Who are Christian Grey?

01:50Who knows Christian Grey?

01:51Who are Christian Grey?

01:58Fifty Shades of Grey.

02:00Fifty Shades of Grey.

02:01He said Fifty Shades of Grey.

02:04Is there someone in it?

02:05No, I don't see this.

02:08I'm crazy.

02:09I'm going to work with this.

02:11I'm looking at Indian and I'm sitting with you.

02:14Sometimes I don't know.

02:15I'm shooting behind my house.

02:16I'm sorry.

02:19What do you want Christian Grey?

02:20What does Christian Grey do?

02:21Who does Christian Grey?

02:22Fifty Shades of Grey?

02:23No, he does.

02:24What does he do?

02:25Tell me.

02:26Fifty Shades of Grey is a picture.

02:28Is there a position?

02:29Tell me.

02:31Is there a position of Christian?

02:33No, that's not position.

02:36Do you have a position?

02:44Is your whole family?

02:45I don't know what to do, please.

02:47I don't know what to do.

02:49Tell me, please.

02:51Uncle, you all have sex. Uncle, tell me.

02:53Auntie, tell me.

02:55What's your name, auntie?

02:57I don't know.

02:59On the snooker table.

03:01On the snooker table?

03:03Is it a girl or is it a stick?

03:05I don't know what to do.

03:07I don't know what to do.

03:11I don't know what to do.

03:13I don't know what to do.

03:15I don't know what to do.

03:17I don't know what to do.

03:19Tell me, auntie.

03:21I'm not sure what to do.

03:23Oh...

03:25What's that?

03:27You can't shoot this mic?

03:29What's that?

03:33You're not sure what to do.

03:35Hey, Baba Ji, see one more.

03:37Today, we'll show you something.

03:39What's that?

03:41Oh, my God.

03:43Oh, my God.

03:45Oh, my God.

03:47Oh, my God.

03:49What's your name?

03:51Adiyashah.

03:53Adiyashah.

03:55Adiyashah.

03:57What's that?

03:59I don't know what to do.

04:01Never.

04:02All of those who are looking behind.

04:04That you should be standing there.

04:06Tell me, man.

04:07I'm an old man.

04:09I'm a old man.

04:10I'm forgetting things.

04:11I'm going to sleep.

04:13I'm a girl in the morning.

04:14What's your name?

04:15What's your name, ma'am?

04:18Pavani.

04:19Pavani Ji.

04:20Pavani Ji.

04:21Have you ever had a breakup?

04:22Pavani.

04:23It's been a long time.

04:24After that, you'll be single.

04:26Where is your girl?

04:28Chandigarh.

04:29What are you doing in Chandigarh?

04:30What are you doing?

04:31I'm a DJ.

04:32He's a DJ.

04:33A DJ.

04:34Oh, very nice.

04:37You have to say it.

04:39You have to say it.

04:40He's a DJ.

04:41You have to say it.

04:46Oh, man.

04:47What are you doing here?

04:48What are you doing here?

04:49What are you doing here?

04:50What are you doing here?

04:53A woman is a woman.

04:58Don't stop.

05:00Don't stop.

05:01Don't stop.

05:05You want to tell someone else?

05:06No.

05:08Have you ever had a breakup?

05:09Yes, but no water.

05:10Yes, but no water.

05:11Yes.

05:12What's the name of the girl?

05:13Which one?

05:16It's so funny.

05:21What did you put a buffet?

05:22Yes.

05:23Yes, yes.

05:24That's right.

05:25That's right.

05:26That's right.

05:27That's right.

05:28Which one?

05:29Which one?

05:30Which one is studying the group?

05:32Then I'll kill a joke right now.

05:33That's right.

05:34Tell me.

05:35Tell me.

05:36Tell me.

05:37What's wrong with Ritesh?

05:38When was that?

05:39That's long.

05:40Long story.

05:41He's in the foot.

05:42He was in the foot in the foot.

05:43That's right.

05:44That's right.

05:45You were right.

06:01I feel like he was doing the job on the radio.

06:04Don't play.

06:11Are you really brothers?

06:12What's your name?

06:14You two brothers.

06:16Are you good?

06:18What's your name?

06:20What's your name?

06:22I've seen it.

06:24It's in 50 shades of grey.

06:26You should see it.

06:28I'll see it.

06:30I'll see it tomorrow.

06:32You've also come to my show today.

06:34What was your name?

06:36Nadeem.

06:38What was your girlfriend who was talking about?

06:40She gave her girlfriend

06:42who knew she was dating 3 months

06:44that she...

06:46She's not a girl.

06:48She's not a girl.

06:50She's not a girl.

06:56I'm mad.

06:58Rohit bhai, don't get drunk.

07:02I'll be Christian now.

07:04How do you know this?

07:06How do you know this?

07:12You've seen it.

07:14You've seen it.

07:16How do you like the pictures?

07:22Tiger.

07:24Tiger?

07:26Tiger?

07:28Tiger.

07:29Tiger.

07:30Tiger.

07:31Tiger.

07:32Tiger.

07:33Tiger.

07:34Tiger.

07:35Tiger.

07:36Tiger.

07:37Tiger.

07:38Tiger.

07:39Tiger.

07:40Tiger.

07:41Tiger.

07:42Tiger.

07:43Tiger.

07:44Tiger.

07:45Tiger.

07:46Tiger.

07:47Tiger.

07:48Tiger.

07:49Tiger.

07:50Tiger.

07:51Tiger.

07:52Tiger.

07:53Tiger.

07:54Tiger.

07:55Tiger.

07:56What do you think of yourself?

07:57Sir, you like to say the same thing.

07:59What?

08:00Nakhre sehlega.

08:01Nakhre sehlega.

08:02Just like how much money did you earn?

08:04It was for 2 minutes.

08:06You go to a girl and sit there.

08:11Go to a girl.

08:13Go to a girl.

08:14Go to a girl.

08:15See this.

08:17This is like a girl.

08:19This is a doggy style.

08:20Sorry.

08:21Christian-grey style.

08:21What kind of money do you have to pay for a month?

08:26$6,000.

08:31What happened to you guys?

08:33No, what happened? I think that you have no need for me.

08:36Two hours ago, I'm going to laugh.

08:38Now I'm going to laugh.

08:40They're here, they're here.

08:42They're here, they're here.

08:44I'm doing this.

08:45I'm not Christian Grey.

08:47What kind of money do you have to pay for?

08:51$5,000.

08:53$2,000.

08:55$2,000.

08:57$2,000.

08:59$2,000 a month.

09:01What are you doing?

09:03I'm going to tell you this.

09:07Tell me.

09:09Tell me what you're doing.

09:11Why are you hiding?

09:13No.

09:14Don't do it.

09:15Don't do it.

09:16I'm going to laugh too.

09:19Tell me what you're doing.

09:21Fashion Dueling.

09:22Fashion Dueling.

09:23What do you do?

09:26What do you do?

09:27I don't forget.

09:28I don't forget.

09:29You're the only one.

09:31You're the only one.

09:32Where are you going?

09:33Let's drop it.

09:34You're the only one.

09:38What do you do?

09:39What do you do?

09:40I don't forget.

09:41Where are you going to go to your honeymoon?

09:43Tell me.

09:45What can I do?

09:46Kanpur.

09:47Kanpur.

09:49The audience is on your show.

09:52The audience is on your show.

09:53Hello, brother.

09:54Is he going to take it or give it?

09:57If you're Christian Grey, then what's next?

09:59So what are you next?

10:01What's your syllabus?

10:03What's your syllabus?

10:05Another syllabus

10:07If you think

10:09You and you are both right

10:13It's a big scenario

10:15And there's one girl

10:17Your boyfriend

10:19Your common

10:21So what will you talk about?

10:23I don't know if you are a common boyfriend

10:25Which person is common?

10:27Oh

10:29Oh

10:31Oh

10:33What is the problem of your family?

10:35If you are going to the house

10:37Then you are going to the house

10:39Mom and Papa are dead

10:41Mom is a Christian

10:43I am a gray

10:51Oh man

10:53What's the audience

10:55We have seen

10:57One day

10:58The audience

10:59The audience

11:01One day

11:02He told him

11:03Who am I

11:05But

11:07He said

11:09But

11:11He said

11:13For example, if you are still in the grave, I would ask my auntie to not know that.

11:16And maybe I don't know that one of my 50-60pt's shows is like this, I wouldn't see it.

11:23I don't know that when I was seeing it, I was just about age.

11:27I was just like that, you know, I was like, oh yeah, I feel like this, but I haven't seen it.

11:34But the thing is that, you don't know, what is all this, I feel like it is.

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