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00:00Hey everybody, welcome back to our channel. I am Neha. How are you all?

00:04So today we are going to watch Wah Beta Mouchkar D training memes Indian memes from the channel Memeapur.

00:10So today we are here on the channel of Memeapur to watch the best of memes.

00:14So let's see how the memes are going to be. Let's see.

00:18Ha! You seen any female rider before?

00:21No.

00:22Why? Reason? There must be a...

00:24Family reason. They do some things because of compulsion. It doesn't...

00:28Seem like compulsion. It's all me.

00:35So how are you Memeapur residents? Welcome to another new episode of Memeapur.

00:39Guys as you all know, every video of mine is just to make you all laugh.

00:43So don't take it seriously at all. Just enjoy.

00:45So guys put on the headphones and without wasting time let's start the video.

00:49Deepika Madam has changed. Deepika Madam has changed. Correct? Yes?

00:53These have become smaller even in white, right?

00:54No, I didn't look away. You have become fat. You must be.

00:57Talking about me behind my back like this. No, I would talk about you from the front.

01:01What is the full form of BGMI?

01:03If you tell the wrong thing, you will have to take the cheat from this. There is a punishment in it.

01:06If Vijay is killed, he is a thief. Do you know who he is?

01:10By the height, it seems that he is Amitabh Bachchan Sir's child. He is...

01:14Amir Khan's son.

01:17Whose hair has Amir Khan grown long?

01:19I was a part of that society and was welcomed very much and very few people are accepted like this in the British society.

01:33But I never considered it my home.

01:37Because I was a Pakistani.

01:39Whatever I want, I cannot become an Englishman.

01:43If you draw lines on a donkey, it does not become a zebra.

01:46That donkey remained a donkey.

01:48Call yourself a donkey.

01:50Boy, what will you become when you grow up?

01:52Poet, will you?

01:53Become a poet? Do you know any poetry?

01:55Yes.

01:56Recite some poetry for brother. Recite some poetry for me.

01:59We know that your colony is very big.

02:01But when we are famous, then many people's lives are saved.

02:04Right now you are a little immature child.

02:05When you grow up, you will stand up to us.

02:14Okay, DD News because it is a government channel, sir.

02:17You said you will return it to people.

02:19Now in this country, the common man will have a question in his mind that if it is a government channel,

02:22then there is no need to go against the government.

02:24It will be banned because they are the ones who are paying the money.

02:27When you have grown up bowing down all your life.

02:30By the way, Tawari G, what is the secret of your youth?

02:34What do you understand?

02:35Do you exercise?

02:37Yes, Bobby G.

02:38I have never seen you exercising.

02:41We do that in the bathroom.

02:45Give this mic to the daughter-in-law.

02:47Dot, what do you do daughter-in-law?

02:48I am an advocate.

02:49Are you a lawyer?

02:50Yes.

02:51Hey Elvis, yes.

02:52Lawyer Sahab has come.

02:54Lawyer Sahab is.

02:56Needed a lot.

03:01Now it will be fun.

03:02Now it will be fun.

03:05Now I will punish you for all your deeds.

03:09Who will become your life?

03:11I will loot the entire Furfury Nogger.

03:14Now who will stop me?

03:17Are you applying sunscreen?

03:19Yes.

03:19From tomorrow I have to wear bangles too.

03:24You also wear them.

03:28This will fit in too.

03:30The case is tight in this.

03:31The case will become tight.

03:33Oh wow.

03:33Here it is.

03:34So, Baia, is the plate ready?

03:35Absolutely.

03:36How much?

03:36Rupee.

03:37And he will have to come to eat.

03:38Chanmi Chow Garibakalam from Delhi.

03:39Hey Baia, look here.

03:40You are feeling shy.

03:41Just look at the camera.

03:42You are not feeling shy.

03:44I don't like your face.

03:45You go.

03:45I say that such people should be sent directly to the police station.

03:49So.

03:49Go and hand yourself over to the police.

03:52One minute.

03:53One minute.

03:54How will we go?

03:54The road is closed.

03:56You are.

03:56Right.

03:57It's already 9 o'clock Meta Sahab.

03:58Hey.

03:59I am dying.

03:59I have a flight at 11 o'clock.

04:01Do one thing now Meta Sahab.

04:02Call the flight here itself.

04:04How can you call like this?

04:05Tapus.

04:06Father.

04:06The flight cannot come here.

04:09The road is closed.

04:11Right.

04:15Stop.

04:16So brother.

04:16With Arish Bai and Layla Bai.

04:18We reached the second location of the day and I did not like it.

04:20So first of all.

04:21Brother.

04:21I am telling you.

04:22The result was very bad.

04:23So.

04:23You go to Thailand.

04:24Right.

04:24I also went to Thailand.

04:25But on my honeymoon.

04:26So.

04:27Let's do one thing.

04:27You could have brought Shawarma from home.

04:29What do you mean?

04:29I was.

04:30Innocent.

04:31I went.

04:31Straight away.

04:44Real thing.

04:47Bye.

04:51God.

04:53God.

04:54Idiot.

04:54What advice will you give to the young generation about drinking alcohol?

05:05Don't.

05:07Forget to put ice in.

05:11We are very open minded.

05:12We do not want to have a child.

05:14We will invest in the child.

05:15He will turn out like us.

05:16It will be a mess.

05:17Now see what is the investment in the child.

05:19He was brought up with care for 18 years.

05:21After that.

05:22He is not listening to you.

05:24You are filing yourself dead.

05:25Brother.

05:26Do.

05:26You regret anything?

05:27Yes.

05:28Yes.

05:28I am a thief.

05:29I am a criminal.

05:30I am a murderer.

05:31People of the dark world of crime tremble even on hearing my name.

05:35But no person in the world does any bad deed intentionally.

05:39No thief steals intentionally.

05:41No decoite commits robbery intentionally and no one sells her body intentionally due to pressure.

05:47Crime and circumstances force a person to do bad things.

05:51Perfect.

05:52Okay.

05:53Thank you for doing this.

05:55You are welcome.

05:56There is a man who keeps chickens.

05:59An animal health officer comes and asks.

06:01What do you feed the chicken?

06:03He says.

06:03What do you feed?

06:04We feed it grains.

06:05It eats insects and grains anywhere.

06:07Quote.

06:07He says.

06:08This is wrong.

06:08You are selling this chicken later.

06:10So you should feed it good food.

06:11Quote.

06:12He finds it and goes away.

06:13Then he comes the next year and asks.

06:15What do you feed it?

06:15He says.

06:16I feed it cashew nuts and almonds.

06:18Very good chicken.

06:19He says.

06:19Yar.

06:20His natural food is insects and grains.

06:22Do you feed him cashew nuts and almonds?

06:24Quote.

06:24He finds him.

06:25Then he comes in the third year.

06:26The officer asks.

06:27What do you feed him?

06:29Look.

06:29We give him one rupee in the morning.

06:31After that he can eat whatever he wants.

06:36Circumstances have changed.

06:38Now in our team there is neither Virat Kohli nor Rohit Sharma nor Ashwin.

06:43Pujara is also not there.

06:45So now the question is what do you expect from this team?

06:48What do you expect?

06:49Take.

06:50This brother-in-law.

06:51I have brought a cold coke for you.

06:53What a good brother he is.

06:54May God give such a brother to everyone.

06:57Sister.

06:57Whatever he wishes.

06:59But brother-in-law.

07:00God must have done some good karma for me that I got such a brother-in-law.

07:04Sometimes I feel like gifting my thar to him.

07:06I should also name all my property and his name is no bastard.

07:15If you have only two days left to live, you must know that I have only two days left.

07:20So what would you like to do in two days?

07:22In two days?

07:23Well, tell me thinking that you have two days.

07:25What will you do in your life?

07:30Look.

07:31Kanshi was nowhere to be found but her bag was found.

07:35Kanshi's bag is good.

07:40Jets.

07:40She does not like toilet paper.

07:44She likes brinjels very much, isn't it?

07:47Question 1.

07:48This is.

07:49Too much.

07:52A.

07:52Big news is coming from Bear Riley today where the fight of a middle-class family over who

07:57will sleep right in front of the cooler reached the court, after which the cooler itself was

08:01sold to pay the lawyer's fees.

08:03Actually, there were six people in the family and only one cooler, due to which there used

08:06to be a fight every night over who will sleep right in front of the cooler, which escalated

08:10so much one night that the matter reached the court.

08:12After which, in the process of going to court and paying the lawyer's fees, along with that

08:15cooler, even the fan of the house was sold.

08:17The family again started fighting among themselves over who will give the interview to the Foxy

08:21reporter who had come to take the interview.

08:23Currently, the family has planned to sleep on the roof in the summer, but the fight has

08:27started once again over who will sleep under the mosquito net.

08:31This is good.

08:34Bye Sahab.

08:35If you could have adjusted yourself and slept, what would have been the harm?

08:39But I am completely Chumeshwari ma'am.

08:42To be honest, I enjoyed Chumeshwari.

08:45So that's it for today.

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