Coffee Town | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Will is a 30-something website manager who uses local café, Coffee Town, as his office. When the owners of the shop dis | dG1fb0JCbW9fYlRqMXM

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00:00You know what I was thinking about last night?

00:02Being straight is gay.

00:04I mean, how gay is it being attracted to a woman?

00:06All pink and perfumey.

00:09You know, it's like, ooh, I like girls.

00:12I want to rub it up against girls.

00:18My name is Will, and this is my office.

00:21Coffee town. You're sleeping.

00:23No, I'm not.

00:25This is Sam.

00:27He sees people like us as parasites, squatters, and his house of free Wi-Fi.

00:31Name?

00:32Will-a-tins-a-gun-de-jor-jean-ton.

00:38Did I spell that right?

00:39You just drew a penis.

00:43But the best part of having a coffee shop is your office,

00:46as your friends can come hang out whenever they want.

00:48It's safe. Ah, the safety's on.

00:50Calm down. The safety's on.

00:54Ah, the safety's off.

00:55Whoa, here comes your girl.

00:57Becca.

00:58Might as well get pumped up, get some veins showing, all right?

01:00Oh, make myself look bigger?

01:04Oh, God.

01:07Got some bad news on the whole coffee town front.

01:09They are converting to a bistro lounge.

01:11I'm gonna lose everything.

01:12My office, my girl.

01:14All the things you don't actually have?

01:16Eh-heh.

01:17I'm gonna rob this place.

01:19You'll never catch me!

01:20If the executives think this is a bad neighborhood,

01:22they won't convert the store.

01:23So how am I gonna do it?

01:24Just grab all the cash?

01:25All right.

01:26You make it sound like a thug.

01:27I wanna be a thug.

01:28I didn't load up my iPhone with Kanye just so I could go jogging.

01:31Oh, crap.

01:32The one with Rihanna's on.

01:33That one is for jogging.

01:34Okay, great.

01:35Retard.

01:36Hey, you're a retard!

01:38You're in me.

01:39The way a little kitten purrs, that's the way my passion stirs.

01:59It stirs for you, it stirs for me.

02:02That's all that I can...

02:03No.

02:04No.

02:07Don't move!

02:11Move that shit, bitch!

02:14He's got Down Syndrome, asshole!

02:16Bitch!

02:19You wanna be straight, shove up another guy's ass.

02:23That's straight.

Coffee Town | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer

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