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Coffee Town | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer
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5/13/2025
Will is a 30-something website manager who uses local café, Coffee Town, as his office. When the owners of the shop dis | dG1fb0JCbW9fYlRqMXM
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00:00
You know what I was thinking about last night?
00:02
Being straight is gay.
00:04
I mean, how gay is it being attracted to a woman?
00:06
All pink and perfumey.
00:09
You know, it's like, ooh, I like girls.
00:12
I want to rub it up against girls.
00:18
My name is Will, and this is my office.
00:21
Coffee town. You're sleeping.
00:23
No, I'm not.
00:25
This is Sam.
00:27
He sees people like us as parasites, squatters, and his house of free Wi-Fi.
00:31
Name?
00:32
Will-a-tins-a-gun-de-jor-jean-ton.
00:38
Did I spell that right?
00:39
You just drew a penis.
00:43
But the best part of having a coffee shop is your office,
00:46
as your friends can come hang out whenever they want.
00:48
It's safe. Ah, the safety's on.
00:50
Calm down. The safety's on.
00:54
Ah, the safety's off.
00:55
Whoa, here comes your girl.
00:57
Becca.
00:58
Might as well get pumped up, get some veins showing, all right?
01:00
Oh, make myself look bigger?
01:04
Oh, God.
01:07
Got some bad news on the whole coffee town front.
01:09
They are converting to a bistro lounge.
01:11
I'm gonna lose everything.
01:12
My office, my girl.
01:14
All the things you don't actually have?
01:16
Eh-heh.
01:17
I'm gonna rob this place.
01:19
You'll never catch me!
01:20
If the executives think this is a bad neighborhood,
01:22
they won't convert the store.
01:23
So how am I gonna do it?
01:24
Just grab all the cash?
01:25
All right.
01:26
You make it sound like a thug.
01:27
I wanna be a thug.
01:28
I didn't load up my iPhone with Kanye just so I could go jogging.
01:31
Oh, crap.
01:32
The one with Rihanna's on.
01:33
That one is for jogging.
01:34
Okay, great.
01:35
Retard.
01:36
Hey, you're a retard!
01:38
You're in me.
01:39
The way a little kitten purrs, that's the way my passion stirs.
01:59
It stirs for you, it stirs for me.
02:02
That's all that I can...
02:03
No.
02:04
No.
02:07
Don't move!
02:11
Move that shit, bitch!
02:14
He's got Down Syndrome, asshole!
02:16
Bitch!
02:19
You wanna be straight, shove up another guy's ass.
02:23
That's straight.
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