- 27/6/2025
Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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00:00On the Dukes
00:02With 30%, you also get my, uh, protection
00:07I don't scare you easy
00:08Boss won't pay protection, Daisy's in love
00:13The Dukes are on the spot
00:16And if that weren't enough, here come the Oak Ridge Boys
00:23Just a good old boy
00:36Never meaning no harm
00:40Beats all you never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:47Straightening the curves
00:50Flatening the hills
00:53Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
00:59Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:06That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:12Just a good old boy
01:15Wouldn't change if they could
01:19Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hood
01:25You know, it's hard to say whether old Bo and Luke are in a hurry or not
01:33They always drive like that
01:36Would you take it easy?
01:39Uncle Jesse didn't say nothing about delivering that tax return airmail, you know
01:42If we don't make that last mail pick up today, it's gonna have to wait till Monday
01:45I can never figure out why Uncle Jesse always wants us to get that thing out so dang early
01:51Well, you see, the last time Jesse paid his taxes late
01:54He had to pay an interest charge of three dollars
01:56Old Jesse took a personal exception to that
01:59Hey, look who we caught up with
02:00Hey, so you're gonna get out of our way, we're gonna have to run you off the road
02:22No way, cousin
02:23If I let you by, you'd be getting run all over Dixie
02:26Well, somebody's got to look after them boys
02:29What's it, Nuts?
02:45Hey
02:45Those friends of yours I just see fly by me
02:49Huh?
02:52Oh, uh, uh, Bo and Luke, no
02:54They're just my cousins and they do that all the time for fun
02:57Excuse me, Daisy, remember us, Bo and Luke
03:00Two fellas you almost killed
03:02Hey, my fault, fellas
03:03Never thought this little thing here would cause this much trouble
03:06Just looking for a ride into Hazard
03:08Oh, let's go
03:09Here, I'll help you
03:10Here, let me help you
03:11Travel heavy, huh?
03:12Yeah
03:13I really appreciate this
03:17Oh, it's my pleasure
03:18Yeah
03:20Eat between the ditches
03:24You get the feeling Daisy's running kind of a high fever over that fella
03:29Well, she does have the same look you get every time you see something in skirts
03:33Come on
03:34What brings a Texas boy to Hazard County?
03:38Financially, Hazard is the end of the line for me
03:40What line of work are you in?
03:43Pretty handy around cars
03:45Oh, I know a job that might be arranged for you
03:47You do?
03:48Yeah
03:49Well, you hear that, Thumb?
03:50You hitched us into one lucky day
03:52Name's Earl Beckett
03:54Daisy Dick, hi
03:55Well, J.W., why don't you just stick to your being boss of Clearidge County
04:13And I'll just stick to my being boss of Hazard County
04:17Let me just explain my proposition to you
04:20Oh, come on, there's no need to explain nothing
04:22I already know it by heart
04:23I mean, every year, it's always the same proposition from you
04:27And always, every year, I give you the same answer
04:29No
04:30Now, why don't you just stop wasting your time and mine
04:33And mine?
04:34Your time don't count
04:35Well, Flash, he didn't mean to yell at your daddy
04:39J.D., how about 30% for everything, hmm?
04:43Now, they include your hijack operation
04:46Shine operation, chop shop, bull's nest, etc
04:49And, etc
04:50Yeah? Well, why should I take 30% when I'm already making 100%?
04:56Cause, with 30%, you also get my, uh, protection
05:01I'm offering you the chance to retire
05:03One way or another
05:05Well, not me
05:06And if you don't believe me, you can just show up here Saturday
05:10And take a listen to my state of the county address
05:13Cause it's gonna be all about my plans for Hazel County for the next, oh, 10, 20, 30 years or more
05:19Well, I'm sorry you feel that way about my offer, J.D.
05:23Cause I don't think I'm gonna be inclined to be making it again
05:27Oh, you will, J.W., you most certainly will
05:29Shall we see, uh, scene time next year?
05:34Roll-off!
05:35Yeah
05:36Good, good
05:38Good, uh, big fat Jolo, what?
05:41Yeah
05:42You know what I think?
05:47I think we should show Boss Hawk just how much he does need me
05:50A little persuasion, if you will
05:53Hey, Cooter
05:58Hey, Daisy
05:59How you doing, gal?
06:01Oh, good
06:02Cooter Davenport, I like to get to meet Earl Beckett
06:04He's from Texas
06:05Nope, got it
06:06My pleasure
06:07Nice to meet you
06:08See you
06:08Look at him now
06:10Ah
06:11Sound like the general got a case of the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu
06:14What's the trouble?
06:16We don't really know yet
06:18He's running fine until this waitress from the boar's nest runs off the road in her Jeep
06:22What y'all doing uptown?
06:25We brought Jesse's tax money in the mail
06:26Hey, is Uncle Jesse paying Uncle Sammy in cash again this year?
06:30Oh, yes, Uncle Cootie
06:31Cooter, I got an intimate understanding with every nut and bolt in that car, but I need a second expert opinion
06:38Y'all, I'd get right on it, but right now I am up to my gizzard and crankshafts
06:42Well, Cooter, Earl can help you
06:44He's looking for a job, and I told him you were looking for someone to hire
06:47Daisy, I ain't taking anybody on right now
06:49No, Cooter, you just said you got more sick cars here than you know what to do with
06:52Yeah, but Daisy
06:54Come on, Cooter
06:54Well, would you look at this?
06:56What you got?
06:57What?
06:58Well, looks like all that's wrong here is your ballast resistors is cracked and shortened out
07:02Cooter?
07:03Well, you know, I reckon I could use some part-time help
07:06Part-time's fine, Cooter
07:08Earl, you just got your stuff down
07:09So you better get that tax form over the post office
07:11Yeah
07:11No, I thought you had it
07:13Say, any cheap room in houses around here?
07:15Well, sure, Cooter's got a room right over his garage
07:17It goes with the jobs
07:19Maybe we left it on the kitchen table?
07:23Well, if it ain't there, you and me is going to uncle Jesse $40.20
07:27Plus, we better get another form, just in case, over at City Hall
07:30We'll see y'all later
07:31I'll take it easy
07:32Well, I'll grab my suitcase
07:35Hey, listen, I'll help you unpack
07:37Okay, it's this way
07:42Much obliged, Cooter
07:43One of these days, I'm going to learn how to say no
07:45Okay, it's right up here
07:48I think you might like it
07:49Would you look at that?
07:54The place is supposed to belong to this one
07:55Well, if I was to hazard a guess, I'd say somebody rich
07:59Yeah, and I'd say that's a mighty fine guess
08:02Well, bless my soul
08:04Boss Hickman, ain't it?
08:06What'd they do, run you out of Clearidge County?
08:08Let me see
08:09Hey, boss
08:12Hey, boss
08:12Come here, come here
08:14Roscoe, why do you always keep interrupting me just as I'm starting my coffee break?
08:19Well, I want you to look at something
08:21You see those Duke boys talking to that boss Hickman?
08:25Yeah, so what?
08:26Well
08:26Look, will you just forget all about it?
08:28Hmm?
08:29And you too
08:29Listen
08:30What I want you and Cletus to concentrate on
08:33Is getting Hazard Square all prettied up for my annual state of the county address
08:38Which is going to be next Saturday
08:41Now
08:41I want to have plenty of flags and banners and streamers and lots of posters
08:47With the name J.D. Hogg on them and big red letters
08:51Oh, don't worry, I think Cousin Boss will spare no expense
08:54Oh, yes, you will
08:55Out of corner
08:57You're going to use the same banners and posters from my state of the county speech last year
09:02Oh, yeah
09:03Now move him
09:05Yeah, we'll just take a little piece right there
09:07Oh, oh, oh, oh
09:08Oh
09:09See, this is a mighty good appetizer
09:13I wonder what I should have for my main car
09:16It's not real good
09:17I'm going to hire you
09:19I'm going to hire you
09:19Thank you, Daisy
09:21Don't worry about him, Daisy
09:30Or he'll be here
09:30Just worry
09:31This Earl fella, is he worth spilling beer over?
09:39Well, if you're asking if he's a responsible sort, I'd say yes
09:43Well, next time I've got an income tax return to mail-in
09:47I'll give it to him to mail for me
09:50Forty dollars and twenty cents
09:52Just gone with the wind
09:54I've got to go back through all the forms
09:56And figure out how I arrived at forty dollars and twenty cents
09:59Uncle Jesse, I know we had it when we left the farm
10:01Cooter
10:03Hey, Daisy
10:04Where's Earl?
10:05He's up
10:06Didn't he come with you?
10:07Yeah, well, he was
10:08He said he was gonna
10:08Cooter, you got him working overtime, ain't you?
10:10Just hang on, Daisy
10:11He's right behind me
10:13He was right behind me
10:14Hey!
10:16Earl
10:17Hey, how you doing?
10:18Hey!
10:18How's the job?
10:19Oh, it's going just fine
10:21Oh, good
10:21I'm so glad
10:22Yeah
10:23So everything's good, huh?
10:24Oh, yeah
10:24Hanging in there
10:25Oh, oh, you met my cousins
10:26Now I want you to meet my Uncle Jesse
10:28Hey!
10:28This is Earl
10:29Earl, good to meet you
10:31Good
10:31Drop the chair
10:32Drop the chair, John
10:33Thank you
10:33Hey, Earl
10:34Hey
10:34Earl, this beer's on the house, honey
10:36Oh, thank you
10:37Daisy, you let boss hear you saying that
10:39You're gonna be asking Cooter for a job yourself
10:40You better slow it down, Flash
10:45I'll get you for speeding
10:46Earl, you better drink that beer fast, man
10:48Over there in the white suit
10:49And smell a non-paying customer a mile away
10:51Yes, you do
10:52You
10:53I think you just better have a very long, serious talk
10:55With these boys of yours
10:56What?
10:57Out of color, they've been keeping very, bad company lately
11:01Yeah
11:01You boys been hanging out with J.D. Hawk?
11:05Listen, you old boy
11:06We ain't talking about boss Hawk
11:08We're talking about that fat little boss Hickman
11:10Over at Claridge County
11:11Yeah, that's who
11:12We saw Bo and Luke Duke talking to them
11:14Real friendly like just this morning
11:16Oh, friendly like it wasn't that way at all
11:18Oh, sir, it sure as heck wasn't friendly
11:20Not with that old polecat
11:21Well, birds of a feather, et cetera, et cetera
11:23I always say
11:24Yeah, it's birds of a feather flock together
11:26I know what it is
11:27We all know what it is
11:29Well, I didn't know
11:29How about a dance?
11:31And who are you?
11:31Yeah
11:32Well, this is Earl, boss
11:33Well, don't you know we got a rule around here
11:34The employees never dance with a customer
11:37You also got another rule that says customer's always right
11:40Yeah
11:40Well, he ain't a customer till he pays for that beer
11:44What'd I tell you?
11:46Man's got a nose like a blue tech hound
11:48I wonder what in the world could cause that to happen
12:03A bomb could cause that to happen
12:06Turtle bean
12:07Yeah, that's good
12:08And the who that made it happen is G.W. Hickman
12:11That's who
12:11Is this way of showing me I need protection?
12:13You definitely need protection
12:14What's this?
12:17What is it?
12:20Yeah, it says
12:21Jesse Duke to the Internal Revenue Service Center
12:24Washington, D.C.
12:26Zero nine
12:26Wait a minute
12:29This here's a tax return we were supposed to mail for Uncle Jesse
12:31I thought we lost that thing
12:32You sure did lose it
12:34And you know when?
12:35When you were setting up that bomb in there
12:37Oh, come on, boss
12:38We never did that
12:39You got it kidding
12:39Roscoe and me seen you conspiring with G.W. Hickman
12:42And now we know what you were conspiring about, don't we?
12:47That's right
12:47All right
12:48Now we got the evidence
12:50You boys are under arrest
12:51Just freeze
12:52In action
12:52J.D., why don't you tell Roscoe to put that pea shooter away?
13:00You know, these boys don't go around setting off bombs
13:02Well, this letter's the evidence that say they did
13:05Yeah
13:06Oh, maybe you did it
13:08If I click a timer
13:09Father, I don't care what Duke I put in jail
13:14Hey, hold on, y'all
13:15Listen
13:15What?
13:16Do something?
13:16It's another bomb
13:18Hit the deck
13:18Come on
13:19Help
13:19Roscoe, do you hear anything?
13:28No
13:28And I don't think we're gonna hear anything either, do you?
13:32No
13:32In other words
13:33Them Duke boys horse swabbled you again, didn't they?
13:36Well, you might say that
13:37But I just
13:38Oh, oh, oh
13:39I hear something ticking
13:40It's a
13:40Ticking what?
13:41What?
13:41Where?
13:42Your watch
13:42The bomb's in your watch
13:44No, no, no
13:45Don't do that
13:46After them Duke boys
13:47Where do you go after them?
13:49There's nothing going
13:50Did you see the Duke boys?
13:53Yeah, sure
13:53They just wait for me
13:54What happened?
13:55Where do you go after them?
13:57You dip
13:58Come with me
14:00Come on out here
14:01We're in hot pursuit
14:03Get in your vehicle
14:03Let's go
14:04Come on
14:05Good judge
14:05Boom
14:06All right
14:20Cut through Sand Creek Road
14:23Around the next band here
14:36Those misters
14:51Ain't our day
14:51Hazard County
14:56Is the only county
14:57Where the ditch diggers
14:58Get combat pay
14:59Boom
15:01Boom
15:02Boom
15:03Boom
15:04Boom
15:05Boom
15:06Boom
15:07Boom
15:08Boom
15:09Boom
15:10Boom
15:11Boom
15:12Boom
15:13Boom
15:14Boom
15:15Boom
15:16Boom
15:17Boom
15:18Boom
15:19Boom
15:20Boom
15:21Boom
15:22Boom
15:23Boom
15:24Boom
15:25Boom
15:26Boom
15:27Boom
15:28Boom
15:29Boom
15:30Let's get out of here
15:31Glash
15:32Glash
15:33Glash
15:34You all right?
15:35That's smart
15:36Sneaking a snooze
15:37You boss are sure a smart man
15:44But I think he needs still more persuading
15:48You know what to do next
15:50Not a soul in town suspects me
15:52So consider it done
15:54You're a good man Earl
15:56So near as I can figure
15:57Tax form must have blown out of the general we was chasing Daisy around this morning
16:10Yeah, whoever found it used it to frame us for bombing boss's office
16:14That don't make no sense
16:16Who'd do it? What for?
16:17Shepard the lost sheep, Shepard the lost sheep, do you read me? Come back
16:21We're here Shepard, what do you got?
16:24How you boys doing? You holding together out there?
16:28Yeah, we're fine
16:29Now you boys didn't have nothing to do with that bombing and we can prove it
16:34How you gonna do that Shepard?
16:35Well, Daisy and me and Cooter and that fellow Earl, we was all sitting right there and you fellas didn't go near boss's office
16:43And we'll tell him so right to his fat little face
16:46Now listen, Daisy's over Cooter's with that fellow Earl, you click them and meet me at the city hall, I'm gone
16:53Now the last time old boss Hogg ever listened to reason was when the R.R.S. artist did his books
16:58Both sets
16:59I think your daddy was a jackrabbit
17:01Don't get mad, don't snap
17:03Daddy's gotta go to work now, lay your head down
17:06Now that, I like
17:08He he he he he he he he he
17:11Yes, sirree, boss
17:12A whole load of electric typewriter, eh?
17:15Well, that should bring a pretty penny
17:17Here, even more
17:18Good work on your part, Bill
17:20Now then, you better change the license plates on that van before you drop the stuff off at the usual place, you hear me, man?
17:27No, not this time boss
17:29You sure changed me too many times
17:31This time I want 50 cents on the dollar up front or I will not deliver
17:3550 cents up front? Now wait a minute, that's highway robbery
17:39Well, sure enough it is, but that's what I do for a living, ain't it, now?
17:43I'll be in front of City Hall in five minutes
17:45You better be there with the money ready or I will dump these typewriters right out on the pavement
17:51In front, dealer! You just can't...
17:55Hello! Hello!
17:57Hello!
17:58I just don't believe it
18:00My own man doesn't trust me
18:03Oh, that makes me mad, you know
18:05There ought to be honor among thieves
18:07Would you?
18:08Friends, there ought to be honor among friends
18:10Yeah, I hope you meant that
18:11Yeah, I meant that
18:12Alright, alright, I'm gonna pay him
18:13Oh
18:14But then, you're just gonna have to get me a new hijacker
18:17Well, I can't advertise in the newspaper, you know
18:20They don't run ads in those yellow pages, you know
18:23Would you turn around, please?
18:25And get that mother of yours to avert her eyes too
18:29Oh
18:30And stuff up her ears so she can't hear these little clits
18:33Oh
18:34Flash, do what boss home tells you to
18:37Oh, look
18:38Look at that
18:39That's cool
18:41Alright, alright, alright
18:42I gotta go now
18:43And give him the money
18:45Before anybody finds out what's inside that truck
18:48Or else I'm gonna have me a pick a truck
18:50Oh, yeah, there'd be a lot of trouble if they have a pick a truck
18:53Oh, Flash
18:54Steve!
18:55Steve!
18:57Oh, she did it
18:58Look at this
18:59There we go
19:02Huh, Daisy
19:03Now, how do you expect a fella to do his work with a pretty girl like you standing over him smiling?
19:09Well, I'll tell ya
19:10Say any word from Bo and Luke?
19:11I don't know
19:12Uncle Jesse's back at the farm trying to reach him
19:14Well, shouldn't you be with him?
19:15No!
19:16Hey, how come you're not at work?
19:17Earl, Beckett, are you trying to get rid of me?
19:19Nah
19:28I suppose it can't be easy being the only girl working a farm
19:31Well, one day my prince will come along and take me away from all this
19:34Except for one thing
19:36We don't get too many princes going through hazard
19:38Hey
19:39You wouldn't happen to be one, would you?
19:42Don't know
19:43I guess I'll have to ask my daddy if he's been a king all this time without telling me
19:46I bet your weeks pay he is
19:48Really?
19:49He could be, princess
19:50He could be
19:58But even love's gotta give away to family
20:01Bo and Luke explained Jesse's idea to get him off the hook with old boss
20:04And you know what kind of schemes old Luke can come up with
20:07This ain't 50 cents on the dollar, it's 25
20:10Well, you hush up
20:11Yeah, just hush
20:12It's more than I get
20:13Oh, you hush
20:14I don't care
20:15Listen, listen
20:16Ain't you heard time's a bear
20:18While the whole country's in a recession
20:20That means nothing to me
20:21I ain't moving these electric typewriters till I get what I got coming
20:25Well, you hush
20:26You want myself on you?
20:27Yeah, I'll cuff you and stuff you
20:32Well, if that just don't take off
20:34Hey boss
20:35Hey, hey, set you for us in the flesh
20:36Roscoe, arrest him
20:37All right
20:38All right, freeze you two
20:40It's very smart for you to turn yourself in
20:42Roscoe, we ain't turning ourselves in
20:44Put that thing
20:45Now, now listen
20:46Roscoe, just take it easy
20:47We're only here to show you and J.D. what the truth is, that's all
20:51That's right, boss
20:52There is no way Bo and Luke planted that bomb in your room
20:55That's right, we were sitting at that table in the boar's nest the whole time
20:57I'm willing to testify
20:59It would be a waste of time to take us to court
21:02All right
21:03And speaking of time hog, I ain't got all day to graze this pasture
21:06Are you gonna come up off another $200 to see this truck roll or what?
21:09I told you to hush
21:11$200, huh?
21:12Well, what you got in here is so precious to haul
21:15No, no, no, no
21:16Now don't you all mess with this truck none, you hear me?
21:18There's nothing in here but a load of fertilizer
21:21Oh, well, let's just see what kind of fertilizer
21:23Now wait, wait a minute, wait a minute
21:25You go home, go home, go on
21:26Just move along and I'll tell you what I'll do
21:29I'll drop all chargers against them boys
21:31All chargers?
21:32That's right
21:33Well, let's just go look at the decorations
21:36Yeah, yeah, you do that
21:37Go on, go on
21:38Bye
21:39Goodbye now
21:40Goodbye
21:41Just move it
21:42You really did it
21:43Yeah
21:44All right then
21:45Hey, you
21:46Come on
21:47You knew what the deal was on the telephone
21:48Let me throw him off
21:49Oh
21:51Oh
21:52Oh
21:53Oh
21:54Roscoe
21:55The two boys, they did it to me again
21:57Go on after him
21:58After him
21:59All right
22:00Get him
22:01I don't think you're gonna listen to excuses this time
22:02Oh, Jesse, we'll see you later
22:03Get him
22:04First they brought the boys this
22:05Now my truck
22:06Get him, Roscoe
22:07Go on
22:08Get him
22:09Get him
22:10I saw you
22:11You didn't fool me
22:12Come back here
22:19Get him
22:20Get him
22:21Get him
22:22Get him
22:23I'm serious this time
22:24I'm really serious
22:25I'm really serious
22:36Hey, listen
22:37This is your superior officer
22:38What's your cool, big coal you trade?
22:40Listen, I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys
22:42And I'm gonna be on Route 114
22:45Now you cut him off at Jackson Bridge Cut-Off
22:47Yes, sir
22:48Good boy
22:49I love it, I love it
22:52I love it, I love it
22:53I love it
23:12Well, there ain't many places no more that the boys can play hide and seek with old Roscoe.
23:41Even he knows that they ain't dumb enough to try the old silver mine on Pine Ridge Road
23:46Where are we going, anyway?
23:48We're gonna head up that old silver mine on Pine Ridge Road
23:57Well, I swear, they're going right to it
24:08Ah, dang it, the road's blocked
24:11What are we gonna do now?
24:12Now, that there's why I didn't want them to take the Pine Ridge Road
24:22Shoot!
24:23You know, I bet Boss Hogg set them explosions himself just so he could collect on the insurance
24:24I don't think so
24:25Well, why not?
24:26He's done it before
24:27He's too surprised
24:28Too scared
24:29What can I get you guys for breakfast?
24:30I ain't hungry, Cletus
24:31I ain't hungry, Cletus
24:32Nah, I don't want anything either
24:34All right.
24:34I got you there.
24:35Just get in here.
24:37Get right into that beer.
24:39Now, if you're thinking old Bo and Luke have got themselves a plan to get away from old Rostow and Cletus,
24:43well, they ain't.
24:46You know, I bet Boss Hogg set them explosions himself just so he could collect on the insurance.
24:50I don't think so.
24:51Well, why not?
24:52He's done it before.
24:53He's too surprised.
24:55Too scared.
24:56What can I get you guys for breakfast?
24:58I ain't hungry, Cletus.
25:00Nah.
25:00I don't want anything either.
25:01Look, Uncle Jesse just called and made me promise to get some nourishment down you.
25:05So what's it going to be?
25:07Well, how about a glass of milk?
25:09You can make that a pitcher.
25:10Okay, that's two orders of eggs and sausage, home fries, side of waffles and bacon, and two pitchers of milk.
25:18Now, when old Cletus makes a promise to Uncle Jesse or anybody, he keeps it.
25:22It's hard to believe that him and old Boss are even keen.
25:25Come on, give me a hint with this sign.
25:26I got it.
25:28Now, just look what's happened.
25:30Some clown's setting off bombs and hazards.
25:33And what's Boss doing?
25:34Making speeches.
25:37Thanks to yours truly, J.D. Holt, you're no longer going to have to endure the pain and sorrow of paying your annual Hazard County taxes.
25:47No siree.
25:47See, from now on, I'm going to make things a lot easier for you by withholding them taxes right out of your paycheck each and every week.
25:57How do you like that, Roscoe?
25:58Oh, that's good.
25:59That should give me a big hand, shouldn't it?
26:01Well, if anybody shows up.
26:04Remember, last year there wasn't too many showed up.
26:05No, that's right.
26:06Well, the less to bid them.
26:08How do you figure that?
26:10Divide and conquer.
26:11Oh, that's it.
26:12Well, well, well, look who's here.
26:14Who?
26:15J.W. Hickman again.
26:18Me the Fleish.
26:18Well, what do you want left?
26:20Well, I'm just wondering if you were reconsidering my proposition, J.D.
26:24All things considered that need reconsidering.
26:27Yeah?
26:28Like what?
26:28Well, like them two little accidents that happened to two of your major enterprises.
26:34Shame, J.D.
26:36Now, you see, under my guidance, them accidents never would have happened.
26:40J.W., you can just go suck a lemon.
26:43You know what that means, don't you?
26:46You tell him, boss, it takes one to know one.
26:49You hush.
26:50And you, too.
26:51And you, well, you can just get off my back.
26:54I have no intention of retiring.
26:55And if you don't believe me, you can just come out this afternoon at 1 o'clock
26:59and listen to my state of the county address.
27:03It's all about my plans for Heza County for the next, oh, 10, 20, 30 years or more.
27:08Oh, you know all about it, huh?
27:10Well, then you also know that I don't scare you easy.
27:13So you can just get out of here.
27:14Yeah, I'd take rollover with you.
27:16That's rollo.
27:17Well, do you.
27:25Rolo, it looks as if we're going to have to do business with Boss Hogg the hard way.
27:32J.W. Hickman from Claridge County, are you sure?
27:36Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse.
27:37Me and Luke saw him coming out of Boss Hogg's office plain as day.
27:41That old thief.
27:43Well, he's been trying to take over J.D.'s operation for years.
27:46The only difference between him and J.D. is that J.D.'s a fatter thief.
27:51And if I had my druthers, I'd take J.D. Hogg because that Hickman, he could be real mean.
27:58Well, if he's been trying to take over for years, this time he's making a special effort.
28:02He got somebody working for him in Hazard County with a handful of bombs.
28:06Oh, that can't be, Luke.
28:08I mean, I don't know anybody in Hazard County that particularly likes J.D. Hogg,
28:13but I also don't know anybody that wants to blow him up.
28:16Well, maybe we don't know everybody in Hazard County all that well.
28:19Like who?
28:21Like Daisy's new boyfriend, Earl.
28:23We don't know him at all.
28:35Hi.
28:37Daisy, you keep abusing them brakes and you're going to need new pads.
28:41Well, I'll tell you something. You can fix them even if they don't need to be fixed.
28:44Hi, Earl.
28:45Hi.
28:46Now, there's a job for a grown man.
28:49I was on my way to visit Bone Luke in the jailhouse and I thought you might want to go with me.
28:53Oh, I sure would, Daisy, but Cooter's off to Atlanta City for some new parts and I can't leave this place alone.
28:58Okay.
28:58Will you say hi for me, though, here?
29:00Earl, they're really in trouble this time.
29:03We all know they didn't do anything wrong.
29:06I know, Daisy.
29:07It has to be some crazy go around bombing things like that, but things will be fine.
29:12You'll see.
29:13You run along, darling.
29:16See the boys.
29:17And tell them I'm sorry I couldn't.
29:19I will.
29:20I'll say hello for you.
29:21Bye.
29:21Bye.
29:21Hey, I'm mobile 223, please.
29:39Hello?
29:39Hey there.
29:41This is Earl.
29:42Hey, right on time, boy.
29:48You done good.
29:49Real good.
29:51Trouble A is not good enough.
29:53Boss Hogg's making a speech this afternoon at one o'clock.
29:57I know.
29:58Well, stop him.
30:00Now, that kind of work's gonna cost you double the money.
30:03Yeah, well, it's gonna be worth every penny of it, boy.
30:06And, uh, good luck.
30:08And it better be good luck.
30:11Hey, Uncle Jesse.
30:34Hi, boys.
30:34Hey.
30:35Can I bring you something from home or cook you up a little something special?
30:38Oh, no, thank you.
30:38You, uh, you didn't bring Earl with you, did you?
30:40No, he had to stay and work.
30:42But he wanted me to tell you both, hey, he really likes you, boy.
30:45Boy, Uncle Jesse likes you so much.
30:47I hope you like him.
30:48Well, uh, Daisy, we was, uh, the boys here was kind of wondering about Earl.
30:55Oh, yeah?
30:56Wondering what?
30:57Uh, look, we don't want you to take what we're gonna say wrong.
31:01Uh, cause we ain't really even sure of it ourselves yet.
31:04Well, you better be sure before you say anything against Earl.
31:06Well, now, all we know about him is what he's told you.
31:10Yeah, and you gotta admit that them bombs did start blowing up all over Hazard County as soon as he got here.
31:14And he was right there each time one of them went off.
31:16So were you two.
31:17So was Cooter.
31:17So was everybody.
31:19I don't know if I can forgive you for even thinking like that about Earl.
31:21But, Daisy, we're only trying to help you out.
31:23No more.
31:24I don't want to talk about it.
31:25I don't want to hear one more bad thing about Earl.
31:26I swear I'll never talk to either one of you again, ever.
31:29Feisty, ain't you?
31:29Now, wait a minute, Daisy.
31:31Wait.
31:32Now, while y'all are worried about that, keep your eyes on that clock.
31:36And this one, too.
31:43Howdy.
31:48Earl?
31:51Earl?
31:52Earl, are you up there?
32:02Earl?
32:04Hey, sugar, you up here?
32:06Earl?
32:06Earl?
32:11Oh, no.
32:13Oh!
32:15Y'all reckon that that's Earl?
32:21What?
32:22Earl?
32:31Earl?
32:37I cared for you.
32:40I thought you really cared for me.
32:44But you were just using me all along, weren't you?
32:47Now, just hush up.
32:48This will all be over at 1 o'clock, and I'll be on my way.
32:51Bob's awake yet, huh, Earl?
32:52Well, it's what I do best, ain't it?
32:54Wait a minute.
32:551 o'clock?
32:56That's when Boss Hawk's gonna give a speech down in Hazard Square.
32:59Earl!
33:00No, you can't do that, Earl!
33:02Now, just sit down.
33:03No!
33:0310 more minutes.
33:14All right.
33:1510 minutes to go before the big moment, my annual state of the county speech.
33:23Now, let me just see here.
33:27Here.
33:27Oh, I'm in there, Flash.
33:30Oh, Boss?
33:31Boss?
33:31Oh, you're getting all ready for your speech?
33:33Yeah.
33:34Yeah, I am.
33:35You know something?
33:35I just can't wait to hear what you're gonna say.
33:38All right.
33:38All right.
33:39How do I look?
33:40You look good.
33:41You look good.
33:41In fact, you remind me of a little white bale of cotton.
33:46Flash and I, we brought you a present.
33:48Well, that's mighty decent of you, Roscoe.
33:50I know.
33:51Only, you shouldn't go spending your hard-earned money on a present for me.
33:55I didn't.
33:57Oh.
33:57What I did was pick you a flower out front of the courthouse.
34:00Hey, you, you, don't, don't.
34:02There's nothing growing out there but pepperweed.
34:04Get that away from me.
34:05No, there's ragweed.
34:06No, get that away from me, will you?
34:07Well, it's just not.
34:08I thought it was quite pretty.
34:09You better bless yourself and I don't stop sneezing in the next, next, next eight minutes.
34:28I feel so foolish, Luke.
34:37We should have never done that to Daisy.
34:39You reckon she's ever going to forgive us?
34:41I suppose if we apologize real hard and promise to do the dishes and the laundry for a week or two,
34:47she'll see a way clear to forgiveness.
34:48You know, you think you and me be old enough by now to know better than to accuse somebody without any proof?
34:53We got all the proof we need.
34:55Come here, take a look, Poe.
34:56Up in Kuda's window above the garage.
35:00He's got Daisy.
35:01We got to get out of here.
35:02Cletus is on duty.
35:02He's alone.
35:03Come on.
35:04What are you going to do to fool him to get us out of here?
35:06I'll think of something.
35:06All right.
35:07Uh, Cletus!
35:08Cletus!
35:11Got it?
35:12You got it?
35:12Good to go.
35:13Good.
35:16Ah!
35:17Oh, yeah!
35:18Oh, oh.
35:19You all right?
35:22Oh, boy.
35:25If y'all are worrying about the time, it's five minutes to one.
35:29And tickin' on, buddy.
35:31What's all this ruckus about down here?
35:33Cletus, we got an important phone call to me.
35:34Hey, open the door.
35:35Oh, no, you don't, Luke.
35:37No, no, no.
35:37You've already had your one phone call.
35:39No, siree.
35:40You're just trying to get me open this door so you can escape.
35:42Well, I just didn't fall off the turnip truck.
35:44We just, we don't want to escape.
35:45We just want to get out there so we can take...
35:47I know, I remember the time you said you wanted to confess, and when Enos opened the door, you took his gun and you stuck him on a wall in a chair.
35:54Well, that's not going to work with me.
35:55Nothing's going to work with me.
35:56Okay, Cletus, you're too smart for us, all right?
35:57But listen up.
35:58That guy Earl's got Daisy in a room above Cooter's garage.
36:01Now, if you don't believe us, you can look for yourself.
36:03He's got a gun on him.
36:04A gun?
36:05A gun.
36:05On Daisy?
36:05On Daisy.
36:06You guys should be ashamed of yourself saying something like that just so I'd open this door.
36:10Cletus, we ain't lying to you now, dang it!
36:12We swear to you on Uncle Jesse's life we ain't.
36:15Uncle Jesse's life?
36:18Buzzard's on a buzzer.
36:20Must be true.
36:21Come on, hurry up.
36:24Come on, we'll give you a hand up.
36:25Where?
36:25Look for yourself.
36:26On top of the garage?
36:29Oh, he is there, son of a...
36:31Hey, fellas!
36:34Fellas!
36:38All right, everybody, get out of the way of the commissioner.
36:40Good, too.
36:40I just love this sort of thing, though.
36:42Oh, oh, that's a...
36:44Let me see here.
36:44Big hand is...
36:46Well, it's two minutes to walk.
36:50Well, I'll be.
36:51Looks like your cousins got themselves out of jail and they're coming and calling on us.
37:01Daisy, get away from that winter.
37:02I don't want to hurt you.
37:04There's a bomb there.
37:04Don't let him make a speech.
37:06There's a bomb.
37:06Let's go.
37:07I'll try to stop us.
37:08All right.
37:09Come on, get in.
37:13You drive.
37:18Move it.
37:27Our friends and fellow citizens.
37:34There's a bomb.
37:34There's a bomb.
37:35There's a bomb.
37:36There's a bomb.
37:37There's a bomb.
37:38There's a bomb.
37:39Oh, God.
37:40Hey, Roscoe.
37:40Look at him.
37:41Where's he, sir?
37:42Where's he, sir?
37:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:44How did he?
37:45Earl took her in Cooter's car.
37:46All right, let's go.
37:47Come on, now.
37:48Go east, I'm in it.
37:49Come on, for you.
37:50Hurry up.
37:51Come on.
37:52Come on.
37:53Come on.
37:54Come on.
37:55Come on.
37:56Come on.
37:57Come on.
37:58Come on.
37:59Let's go see what's going on.
38:01Come on.
38:31Hey, Roscoe.
38:32Watch him.
38:33Watch him.
38:34Watch my feet.
38:35Oh, dang.
38:36Whoop.
38:37The way you're driving, I'd rather take my chances with another ball.
38:40Well, you want me to catch him, don't you?
38:42Yeah, but I want to be alive when we get there.
38:44You're right up at this.
39:02He's been Earl all along.
39:03He's got Daisy with him.
39:05We're gonna have to try and set up a road block on Spruce Tree Lane.
39:08Spruce Tree Lane.
39:09I gotcha.
39:10Uh-uh.
39:11You watch out for Daisy.
39:14That's not a road, that's a deer posset.
39:15Earl.
39:16So make like a deer.
39:17Okay.
39:18They got a one right here.
39:19Uh-uh.
39:20Oh, boy.
39:21I got a one right there, I got a one right here.
39:22Uh-uh.
39:23I'm gonna let go.
39:24You go.
39:25I got a one right here.
39:26Come on.
39:27Oh, boy, we're gonna do it.
39:28Oh, boy.
39:29Oh, boy.
39:30The way to do it.
39:31That's the way.
39:32Oh, boy.
39:33My boy.
39:34Cool.
39:35Oh, man.
39:36I got a one right here.
39:37I got everybody.
39:38Oh, boy.
39:39Oh, boy, I got a one right here.
39:40Come on.
39:41Oh, boy.
39:42Oh, boy.
39:43¡Gracias!
40:13¡Gracias!
40:16¡Come on, Daisy! ¡Step on!
40:17¡I am, Earl!
40:22¡Is Apple Jesse!
40:24¡Just gear around him, Daisy!
40:31¡Watch it!
40:32¡Click good the roadblock, and nobody stops!
40:43No creo que estás tratando de perderte, chico.
40:45Si no te gusta la forma que me conduce, te vas a disparar.
40:48Bueno, eso no es una mala idea.
40:54Hola, esto es Earl Beckett.
40:57¿Tienes todos tus ojos en ahí?
40:59Si escuchas, y escuchas muy bien.
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41:05Ojalá que te descanso, por lo que sea, por lo que sea, es un poco de miedo.
41:08Esta pequeña chica de descanso va a tomar un golpe.
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