All Creatures Great and Small S01E05 – Out of Practice - video Dailymotion

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Classic British Drama In Out of Practice (Season 1, Episode 5) of All Creatures Great and Small, James Herriot finds himself questioning his abilities as a young country vet while dealing with difficult animal cases and skeptical farmers. As he navigates the challenges of rural veterinary practice, support from Siegfried, Tristan, and the local community proves more valuable than ever. This beloved British drama continues to charm with heartwarming stories and stunning Yorkshire scenery.  ☕ Support the Channel on Buy Me a Coffee!  Also—let me know what you’d love to see on the channel next! I’m always open to suggestions from my awesome followers.  Thank you so much for being part of this community! 👉 https://ko-fi.com/timelesstvandfilm

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00:00I'll see you next time

00:30so you finally asked her out

00:44I don't think I handle it very well

00:46but yes we have a date

00:47you don't seem very pleased about it James

00:49I'm still not sure that Helen wants to come out with me

00:51well she accepted didn't she

00:52I don't think I gave her much chance to refuse

00:55really James you must have more confidence in yourself

00:57it's not a question of confidence

00:59I'm just not sure that the time is right

01:01that's all

01:02well you've taken the plunge now my boy

01:10so what's your plan

01:13plan

01:13yes plan

01:15now in my experience

01:17the first date with a woman is the make or break time

01:19it's the event that separates

01:21the winners from the also rands

01:23and you do want to succeed don't you James

01:25yes of course

01:26well success doesn't just happen you know

01:28it has to be planned

01:29have you decided where to take her

01:31well

01:32not yet

01:34believe me James

01:37you're headed for trouble

01:38if you persist in this casual attitude

01:40where do you suggest I take her then

01:41well it must be somewhere special

01:44somewhere she'll never forget

01:46you agree

01:47yes

01:47but Daraby doesn't exactly glitter with nightlife does it

01:50well forget Daraby

01:51now you take her out of town

01:53in fact James

01:55take her to the Reniston

01:56the Reniston

01:58it's only the most luxurious hotel outside of London

02:00aye

02:01take her to the dinner dance there

02:02it's a brilliant idea

02:04I don't think I can afford your brilliant ideas Tris

02:06say it cost you a packet so what

02:08at least Helen will know you're a man of some refinement

02:11not some yokel vet with carbolic in his veins

02:14quiet you pack of greedy muckmakers or you all stay hungry

02:19the sooner we get rid of that lot the better

02:23this whole experiment in home-raised bacon is a washout

02:26Siegfried thinks we should be self-sufficient

02:28oh well Siegfried is full of bright ideas

02:30he doesn't have to look after the greedy little victim

02:32turn

02:32I've got some driving for you

02:34oh that smell

02:37oh James when you're ready please

02:46Siegfried nailed up that sign

02:54and banged his thumb with a hammer

02:55if he catches you smoking in here

02:56if you my boy if

02:58Siegfried you see lacks the basic cunning

03:01you'll have to get up pretty early in the day to catch me

03:05ah ha caught you

03:07right little brother your tribulations are about to begin

03:10now let's see ah yes

03:12I think a thorough mucking out is called for

03:16but it's your turn to muck out

03:18not anymore you know the rules no smoking in the surgery

03:21what about you you're smoking aren't you

03:23it's an entirely different matter

03:25I'm simply passing through

03:26come on James

03:28off we go

03:35there's a台 in the surgery

03:37〈一家庭〉

03:38〈雑大な〈 gaan〉

03:40〈一家庭〉

03:42〈一家庭〉

03:44〈雑大手〉

03:47〈一家庭〉

03:49〈一家庭〉

03:51〈岩〈一家庭〉

03:53〈一家庭〉

03:55〈一家庭〉

03:57〈一家庭〉

03:59It's all right, Elfie, it's all right.

04:10Now, what are you doing all the way out here, eh?

04:12Hm?

04:13What are you doing all the way out here?

04:14You're lost, aren't you?

04:18Let me take a look at your paw.

04:20Let's go, Elfie.

04:26Come on, we better get those paws seen to.

04:28Up we go, Elfie.

04:30There we go.

04:31That's it.

04:33Come on.

04:46Well, he's a grand old dog, James.

04:49What on earth are we gonna do with him?

04:51Send him down to the police colonels, of course.

04:53But then if he's not claimed, we're back where we started, actually.

04:57Couldn't we ask around the practice?

04:59The trouble is, nobody seems to want a dog and there's one going spare.

05:03Exactly.

05:04He was dumped, wasn't he?

05:06Makes me so angry.

05:07I'll tell you who would take him in.

05:09Sister Rose from the Topley Banks Hospital.

05:11Sister Rose?

05:12They did a spread on her on the local rag.

05:15Something about her caring for stray animals in her spare time.

05:18Oh, dear Tristan.

05:19She's got up a sort of voluntary animal shelter, James.

05:23This should be right up her street.

05:25People are curious, aren't they?

05:27You've got tricky wood one end of the scale and this little blighter's the other.

05:31That's all I do.

05:32I give Sister Rose a bar straight away.

05:42There we go.

05:43Little Peggy's all in.

05:45He'll be as right as rain as soon as he slept it off.

05:49Tell me, James, have you spoken to Helen?

05:51I rang her this morning.

05:52The Reniston's on then?

05:54Yes.

05:55Atta boy!

05:56How did she react?

05:57Well, pretty oddly now I think of it.

05:59Kept asking if I was sure I wanted to go there.

06:01You see, she's impressed.

06:03That wasn't quite the feeling I got.

06:05More like she was questioning my sanity with very good reason.

06:08You realise this little doer is going to put me in hot for about a month's wages, don't you?

06:11So it cost your packet, so what?

06:13Just think of the fun you'll have.

06:15You and Helen full of lobster Thermidor,

06:17smoothing to all that oozy music.

06:20That reminds me, do I have to book for this dinner dance thing?

06:22No, no, no. You just turn up on the night.

06:23You'll need the right kind of gear there. Have you got some?

06:25Yes.

06:28I hope it's all right.

06:29I haven't worn it for years.

06:32Don't worry, my boy.

06:33Goodbye.

06:34I've got it made.

06:38Good morning.

06:45Is Mr Farnon in?

06:47He's a breakfast man.

06:49Could you tell him Sister Rose from the animal shelter is here, please?

06:52Oh, would you come in?

06:54Hey, I told you all, price of pig meat's gone up again.

06:56Cleverest thing we ever did, buying that litter of pigs.

06:59I take it you do not agree.

07:01You should try looking after them sometime.

07:03Oh, rubbish! Anybody but half a brain could come.

07:06Sister Rose to see you, Mr Farnon.

07:08Ah! It'll be for you, James.

07:09Uh-huh.

07:10Right.

07:12If you think that, why don't you look after them?

07:15The trouble with you, Tristan, is that you lack a positive approach.

07:28Good morning.

07:30Sister Rose?

07:32James Harriot.

07:33Oh, yes.

07:34Mr Farnon said you found the dog.

07:36Yes, he was sitting on the edge of the top road to Broughton.

07:38His pads are torn, but otherwise he's in fine shape.

07:41He had no identification?

07:42No, and we checked with the police. There was no report that he was missing.

07:45He certainly seems to be well looked after.

07:47Yes.

07:48There are no obvious signs of cruelty or neglect.

07:51Do you think you'll be able to find a home for it?

07:54Oh, I'm sure we will.

07:55At least we'll have a jolly good try at it.

07:58With all your work at the hospital, it amazes me that you find time to cope with stray animals.

08:02Someone has to do it, Mr Harriot.

08:04In my case, it started when I found a pregnant bitch who'd been dumped from a moving car.

08:12Finding homes for the puppies, I suppose people came to assume that I was in the business for waifs and strains.

08:17And once involved with simply no going back.

08:19But how on earth do you manage to feed them all?

08:21Oh, I run little dog shows, coffee mornings, jumble sales, anything to bring in a little extra cash.

08:27Even so, it can't be easy.

08:29Well, my charges do have a habit of munching themselves into the red.

08:33But we manage.

08:34I'm very grateful to you for taking him in.

08:37Come on, healthy.

08:41Up we go.

08:42That's it.

08:44Pip.

08:46I think I'll call him Pip, Mr Harriot.

08:49It helps if they have a name.

08:52Pip, Pip, Pip.

08:56Right, you little pipsqueak.

08:59Time we were off.

09:00I hope you manage to find a home for him.

09:02I'm sure we'll have no trouble.

09:03Goodbye, Mr Harriot.

09:04Goodbye.

09:06Perfect.

09:07Perfect.

09:08The wretched thing doesn't fit.

09:09It's too late to hallow one.

09:11Nonsense.

09:12You look marvelous.

09:16My word, James, you look out for the kill tonight.

09:18Know what I know?

09:19He's giving Helen Alderson a whirl.

09:23That's what all those secret confabs with little brother here were about.

09:27I approve, James.

09:29But be warned.

09:30Many are called but few are chosen with that particular young lady.

09:33Thank you for those few encouraging words, Sigrid.

09:35Well, I must be off.

09:36Promised mother I'd look in tonight.

09:38Good luck, James.

09:40Well, I better be off too, Triss.

09:41Have you got everything?

09:42Cash for tips, cheque book?

09:43Yes, everything.

09:44Now remember, it's confidence, assurance, but above all, boldness.

09:47And the day, not the night, is yours.

09:49I only wish the...

09:50Hello, Helen.

09:51I'm not too early.

09:52I'm not too early, am I?

09:53No, of course not.

09:54What a wretched evening.

09:55Yes!

09:56Where shall we go?

09:57I'm sorry.

09:58I'm sorry.

09:59I'm not too early, am I?

10:00No, of course not.

10:01What a wretched evening!

10:02Yes!

10:03Where shall we go?

10:05I'm sorry.

10:06Yes, of course.

10:07I'm not too early, am I?

10:09No, of course not.

10:10What a wretched evening.

10:15Yes!

10:16Where shall we go?

10:18I'm sorry, yes, of course.

10:23a wretched evening I'm sorry of course

10:30how are the roads? there's a bit of flooding here and there nothing to worry about

10:55what? we're off then

11:19cold? no not really just a bit of a draught

11:22I've been meaning to get those floorboards fixed I'm fine really at least it stopped raining

11:52puncher I think

11:56yes it seems so

12:00oh

12:03what are you going to do?

12:20men the puncture? I mean about those shoes of yours

12:25I'm not sure there's anything I can do

12:27you have to change them

12:28I can't see any pair I've got

12:30you can't wear them James they're soaking wet

12:33it's all right Helen I'll mend the puncture take them off

12:36and they'll dry out before we get to the Reniston

12:38you'll see

12:38don't be absurd James mend the puncture and we'll go back home

12:41my father has a pair of dress shoes you can borrow

12:43my father has a pair of dress shoes you can borrow

12:48great

12:50thank you

12:57great

13:08it's not very much it is

13:15Good evening.

13:19Good evening.

13:29How are the shoes?

13:31Fine, fine.

13:33They pinched us to try for, but they're fine.

13:37Well at least they're dry.

13:39It's very odd, but we seem to be the only people here in evening clothes.

13:45Waiter,

13:47we'd like to book for the dinner dance, please.

13:49Dinner dance?

13:51You must be mistaken, sir.

13:53Dinner dances do not commence until September,

13:55unless by special arrangements.

13:59But Tristan said...

14:05It doesn't matter, James.

14:07Your table is very good.

14:09At least we can eat.

14:11You do want to eat, don't you? We might as well.

14:13You do want to stay?

14:15Certainly, if I'm still invited.

14:17Yes.

14:19Yes, of course.

14:21Thank you very much.

14:25Siegfried!

14:27James!

14:29See you, Helen.

14:31Hello, Mr. Martin.

14:32How are you?

14:33You look absolutely devastated.

14:34You watch out for this,

14:35canny young Scots colleague of mine.

14:36Still waters run deep, you know.

14:38My word, James,

14:39isn't earthy wearing on your feet.

14:41It's a long story.

14:43Well, I mustn't dawdle.

14:45I promised to look in on mother.

14:47So, have the most enormous fun.

14:52What an extraordinary chance seeing you.

14:53Jill, come with me.

14:54I'll tell you what we'll do.

14:56Have a drink, why don't you?

14:59Shall we go in?

15:04There we are.

15:08You booked, sir?

15:09No, I'm sorry.

15:10We'd like a table for two, please.

15:12You are staying, sir.

15:14Staying?

15:15Yes.

15:16Yes, we're staying, aren't we?

15:17Yes.

15:18This way, sir.

15:39Your room number, if you please, sir.

15:40Room number?

15:41You are staying, sir.

15:42Oh!

15:43That's staying.

15:44No, we're staying to eat, that is.

15:45Not staying.

15:46No.

15:47Perhaps you would care to order, sir?

15:49Yes.

15:50Well, let's see.

16:09yours, I believe, sir.

16:23It's too painful, Triss.

16:24Really?

16:25I just don't want to talk about it.

16:26You're rubbish!

16:27Of course you do.

16:28Now tell me what went wrong.

16:29Just about everything.

16:30But it was a perfectly planned and executed offensive.

16:32It was a disaster.

16:33I shouldn't have asked her out.

16:35Then let's examine what went wrong.

16:37Now tell me,

16:39how did you part when you took her home?

16:41Somewhat silently.

16:42Well, not even a goodnight kiss.

16:44I can remember a handshake.

16:45A handshake?

16:47James, this is 1937.

16:49Handshakes went out with a Gladstone bag.

16:51Let's just face it, Tristan.

16:52She doesn't fancy me.

16:53It's as bad as that.

16:54Worst union non-existent dinner dances.

16:56We mustn't brood, must we?

16:57I just want to forget all about it.

16:59Well, so you shall.

17:00I personally shall see to it.

17:04How?

17:05Just leave it to me.

17:06What on earth is all that?

17:08Siegfried's inspecting her hand-reared bakery.

17:11Bust them!

17:13Siegfried?

17:14What have I done?

17:15What the hell do you think you're doing sitting around in here while I'm outside?

17:17They're being trampled to death by you pigs.

17:19Oh, my pigs?

17:20What happened?

17:21They're gone.

17:22Stampeded.

17:23Running wild.

17:24Even now, savaging the inhabitants of Dallaby.

17:27That's what happens.

17:28It's tiny.

17:29Mine?

17:30I have not moved from here all morning.

17:31Exactly!

17:32You should have been out there!

17:34But they're your pigs.

17:35You bought them.

17:36In that case, I shall un-buy them.

17:37Now get out there and get them back.

17:39And when you've done that, sell the lot!

17:42With pleasure.

17:43Come on.

17:44Come on.

17:45Come on.

17:46Come on.

17:47Come on.

17:48Come on.

17:49Come on.

17:50Come on.

17:51Come on.

17:52What are you doing, James?

17:53Don't be silly.

17:54James?

17:55Mm-hmm.

17:56You know the gypsy encampment down by the river?

17:57Yes.

17:58I want you to get out there as soon as you're finished up here.

17:59There's a pony needs looking at.

18:00You're much better with horses than I am, Siegfried.

18:02Yes, I've never got too much on.

18:03And this seems urgent.

18:04The chap's name is Milet.

18:05Now make absolutely sure that you get paid.

18:07These chaps are never in the same place two days running.

18:08Fair enough.

18:09Oh, you're not.

18:10You're not.

18:11I'm not.

18:12I'm not.

18:13I'm not.

18:14I'm not.

18:15I'm not.

18:16I'm not.

18:17I'm not.

18:18I'm not.

18:19I'm not.

18:20I'm not.

18:21I'm not.

18:22I'm not.

18:23I'm not.

18:24I'm not.

18:25I'm not.

18:26I'm not.

18:27I'm not.

18:28I'm not.

18:29I'm not.

18:40Something wrong, Siegfried?

18:41Don't help us, James.

18:42You have the faintest idea how much that stuff costs per foot.

18:46That dusting powder you're so generously chucking about there must be half a pound inside that dog.

18:50I'm sorry, Siegfried.

18:51I was just doing what I thought was right.

18:52Yes, of course you are.

18:54And don't think I don't appreciate it, James, but one of these days you're going to have your own practice.

18:58And then you'll very soon learn about the economic side of things.

19:02So be a good fella and watch it.

19:05Right?

19:06Yes?

19:07Good.

19:14Mrs. Hall!

19:18Hello, Alan.

19:19Hello there, Jill.

19:20Can you open the gate, please?

19:29Where's the door here, is the same?

19:30Do you have any trouble?

19:31You're not.

19:32You're not.

19:33I'm not.

19:34OK.

19:37Where's the door here, is the same?

19:38It's not a good one.

19:39Only one.

19:40No, I'm not.

19:41Good.

19:42Good.

19:44Good.

19:45Good.

19:46Good.

19:47Good.

19:48Good.

19:49Good.

19:50Good.

19:51Good.

19:52Good.

19:53Good.

19:54Good.

19:55Good.

19:56Good.

19:57aye. James Herriot. I believe you have a sick pony here.

20:01you'll be the vet then. that's right.

20:07thanks. thanks Mr. Myers. now may I see the pony please? over in paddock.

20:27I'll see you next time.

21:27Let's see if we can get it a move.

21:57All right, leave it.

22:09I'll give them a shot of something to ease the pain.

22:10I'll give them a shot of something to ease the pain.

22:40Yes, sir.

22:46We'll do what we can for him.

23:18Oh, little pigs, they grunt and howl.

23:30The dogs bow while the cats meow.

23:32Everybody makes a row down on Jolotie farm.

23:36Do you sound happy?

23:40It's a glorious day, James.

23:42The very last supper for that pack of evil mutt makers.

23:44Oh, they're going then?

23:45Yes, it's all arranged.

23:46They're on a one-way trip to the bacon factory.

23:48Life here won't be the same without them.

23:50James, please.

23:52It really is for the best.

23:53Yes, I know.

23:54But somehow, I'll miss them.

23:56Won't you?

23:57Yes.

23:58Still, domestic harmony is one thing and bacon quite another.

24:01And ne'er the twain shall meet.

24:07Oh, by the way, before I forget,

24:09it's all fixed up for Saturday night.

24:11What's all fixed up?

24:12You are.

24:13We all are.

24:14We're going to that young farmer's dance at Poulton.

24:16Now, wait a minute.

24:17What's all this we business?

24:18You know Brenda?

24:19Well, the nurse you knock around with, yes?

24:21I fixed you up with her mate, Connie.

24:22A blind date? Forget it.

24:24Oh, stop flapping.

24:26Believe me James, it's just what you need.

24:28There's no sense in mooning about over Helen.

24:30Are you sure I'm a boy?

24:32Others are keen even if she's not.

24:34Besides, you're like Connie.

24:36She's heard all about you and she's raring to go.

24:39Oh.

24:40What's she like?

24:41Wait and see.

24:44Right, you greedy pigs.

24:46For the last time, come and get it.

24:49Come and get it!

25:06From Myatt?

25:08Oh, that's very good.

25:13He's a nice bloke, Siegfried.

25:15Mm-hmm.

25:16Very concerned about his animal.

25:18What's the trouble?

25:19It's the worst case of laminitis I've ever seen.

25:22Couldn't move the pony at all and it's obviously going through hell.

25:25Acute laminitis? Not much hope then.

25:27Oh, we tried all the usual things but didn't make any difference, damn it.

25:31Even if it survives the acute stage,

25:33it's bound to end up with deformed feet, grooved hooves, dropped soles, a lot.

25:36Yes, of course it did.

25:37I wish to God there was something we could do.

25:39Well, till the present state of our knowledge improves, I'm afraid there isn't very much.

25:44I was hoping that you could do something, Siegfried.

25:46Oh?

25:47You do have a special way with horses.

25:52When are you going out again?

25:53Tomorrow.

25:54Mm-hmm.

25:57Well, there is one thing I could try.

26:00What's that?

26:02Ah, that and I'll tell you, he'll probably disapprove.

26:04Huh!

26:05PHONE RINGS

26:09Yes, I hate just my hand.

26:10Right, let's stand the things right here.

26:13That'll be 85.

26:16Oh, aye, Sister Rose.

26:18Well, you won't lie and I'll see if I can find him.

26:21All right, don't you get out of the room?

26:24Mr Elliot, Sister Rose, I'm folding for you.

26:27Oh.

26:28Take it for you, would you just please?

26:29Right you are.

26:30Oh!

26:33What is this, Siegfried?

26:34Your own Animal Inquisition kit?

26:36I belong to Grant, my predecessor.

26:40Not much call for this sort of thing.

26:42Any scientific days?

26:48There.

26:49A fleam, Siegfried?

26:51You're not gonna bleed minds, Pony.

26:52That sort of treatment went out with the Ark.

26:53No, no, no, James.

26:54Don't knock me about the head.

26:57You said yourself the usual treatments hadn't worked.

27:01Have you ever used this sort of thing before?

27:03Yes, Mr Trice.

27:04And?

27:05Well...

27:06There's no telling what may happen, but curious things can

27:11when you use this little outfit.

27:13Thanks.

27:17Sister Rose is very upset, James.

27:20What's wrong?

27:21That stray dog you found.

27:22Well, she's been keeping it in the house.

27:24And today I've found an open window.

27:25Oh, no.

27:26Well, I told her we'd alert the local people to keep their eyes open, all right?

27:29Poor little beggar.

27:31Never mind, James.

27:32Can't win them all.

27:34Just have to see what we can do with Myatt's Pony.

27:37Any change, Mr Myers?

27:51No, no change.

27:52Well, let's have a look at him, shall we?

27:54Shall we?

27:59Ah, uh...

28:16Hello, you two.

28:17Hello, Mr. Myatt.

28:18Let's see what we can do.

28:26The rope, James.

28:47Take a hand of that, will ya?

28:48Mm-hmm.

28:54Tighten the rope, James.

28:58Ah, shit.

29:00There we go, there we go.

29:02Ah, shit.

29:03Come on, there we go.

29:04Ah, shit.

29:05Come on, there we go.

29:06Ah, shit.

29:09Come on, there we go.

29:11Oh, shit.

29:12Come on, there we go.

29:13oh

29:23back on the rope

29:29is that it? that's it

29:32doesn't seem to have made any difference

29:35well it'll take a little while to work

29:37if it works

29:39it's in the lap of the gods now

29:41aye

29:43stitch it up if you please James

30:11what the devil are you up to James? up to? what do you mean? messing about with little bits of gear like that

30:13you mean my new economy measures

30:15economy? are you out of your mind?

30:17here get out of the way

30:19here get out of the way

30:21what the devil are you up to James? up to? what do you mean? messing about with

30:39little bits of gear like that. you mean my new economy measures. economy? you out of

30:43your mind? yeah get out of the way

30:51you out of the way

31:08button wall

32:29Sorry to push you out like that, James, but honestly, you were like an old hen fussing about with those piddling amounts of materials.

32:36Siegfried, you said quite clearly...

32:38No excuses, James. Believe me, in this game you have to operate with, well, with a certain amount of panache.

32:45Good point. Siegfried, cast your mind back to our conversation and the surgery when you...

32:48No mind about the past, James. It's the future that we're interested in.

32:51You Scots, I don't know. I know you have an obsession about thrift.

32:58But there are limits.

33:02You're impossible.

33:03You're impossible.

33:33Good evening, Mr. Elliott. Have a good day.

33:36Awful, thank you, Mrs. Hall.

33:37Sorry about that.

33:39You're back, ladies, James.

33:41Let's just say it's been one of those days.

33:42I have a bone to pick with Siegfried about some so-called docile cows he sent me to see.

33:49Where is he?

33:51I'm still in the surgery.

33:54Anyway, you all set for tomorrow night?

33:56Tomorrow night?

33:57Yes, tomorrow night.

33:59Saturday, remember?

34:00Oh, yes.

34:01It's the dance, isn't it?

34:03You sure it's a good idea, Triss?

34:05Well, you can't back out now.

34:07Girls would have my guts for garters.

34:08Yes, I suppose, sir.

34:10Marvellous.

34:13I say, James, you're not still mooning about over Helen, are you?

34:17Well, she hasn't entirely been out of my mind.

34:19Put it down to experience.

34:21You know she's got another bloke, don't you?

34:23Richard Edmondson.

34:24Yes.

34:25Well, I've seen her together a couple of times.

34:26She's never indicated he's anything special.

34:28You know, a lot of people have predicted those two might make a go of it one of these days.

34:31No, I didn't, though.

34:32Well, certainly Helen's father would like to see things move in that direction.

34:36Old Edmondson's filthy rich, you know.

34:37Well, you can't blame him for that.

34:39Well, I only remind you so that forewarned is forearmed, so to speak.

34:42Cheers.

34:43I didn't think that anyone as attractive as Helen could be footloose and fancy free.

34:48Cheers.

34:48Hello, Mr. Myers.

35:12Just thought we'd say goodbye, Mr. Harriet.

35:14We're leaving now.

35:15How's the pony?

35:16He's still a bit stiff, but he's on men.

35:18Good.

35:19Me and children would like to thank you both for what you did.

35:24Thank you, sir.

35:30Thank you, sir.

35:33Good luck.

35:44I've lost that pony, but for you, Siegfried.

35:46I hadn't a clue how I did work.

35:48But it worked.

35:49Well, all good vets are really witch doctors at heart, you know.

36:01He'll be much better now, Mrs. Halroyd.

36:03There you are, Billy boy.

36:04It's time you were going home.

36:05It's time you were going home.

36:08Bye-bye.

36:09Thank you so much.

36:10Thank you so much.

36:11One more case change.

36:12Couple called Fenderly.

36:13We'll show him interest.

36:14Then he can go.

36:15Mr. and Mrs. Fenderly.

36:16Yes.

36:17Come in, please.

36:18Oh, thank you.

36:20I won't give you a moment.

36:22Well, you're not Mr. Fenderly.

36:23Mr. and Mrs. Fenderly.

36:24Yes.

36:25Come in, please.

36:26Oh, thank you.

36:28I won't give you a moment.

36:30I won't give you a moment.

36:36Well, you're not Mr. Farnon, Mr. Secret Farnon, are you?

36:39James Harriot, his junior colleague.

36:40My dear.

36:41Well, we'd rather hope to see Mr. Farnon in person.

36:45I'm afraid Mr. Farnon's out on morning calls.

36:47Can I help?

36:48I take it you are properly qualified, Mr. Harriot.

36:50Of course.

36:51It's just that we want the best advice for our dog here, you see.

36:55Well, let's see what we can do.

36:57Come on, boy.

36:58Up here.

36:59There we go.

37:00That's a good dog.

37:06Well, he seems to be in very good condition.

37:08We'd like you to give him a most thorough check-up, Mr. Harriot.

37:12Have you had him long?

37:13Oh, just a matter of some days.

37:15That's why we're here.

37:16You see, I have to confess, my wife and I have never owned an animal before.

37:20May I ask where you got him?

37:22Locally, Mr. Harriot.

37:23Now, if I may continue, I believe in doing things thoroughly.

37:26Yes.

37:27And with that view in mind, I've made a few notes on the subject of dog keeping.

37:30Now, number one, yes, would you please diagnose the brown mark on his abdomen?

37:36Oh, that's nothing.

37:37Just a patch of pigmentation, Mr. Pendleith.

37:41Number two, kindly inoculate against distemper and associated diseases.

37:48He has already been inoculated.

37:50And how pray do you come to that conclusion?

37:53I did it myself not five days ago.

37:57I think I should tell you both that I do know this dog.

37:59I see.

38:01Then you will know that we took him in as a stray.

38:03Oh, yes. And I know where he strayed from.

38:05Do you?

38:06I told you, my dear.

38:08He was bound to belong to someone.

38:10Mr. Harriot, my wife and I are childless.

38:13And now that we're both pensioned off, so to speak,

38:16well, we had it in mind to buy a dog of our own.

38:19Then this little chap came along.

38:22He found us, Mr. Harriot.

38:24Followed us home on our walk.

38:26To be quite frank, we've become rather fond of him.

38:29So much so that we were prepared to keep him.

38:31But of course it's absurd.

38:32He must be returned to his owners.

38:34You agree, my dear?

38:36Would you both like to keep him?

38:39But you just said...

38:40No, I said that I knew where he'd strayed from.

38:42That's not absolutely true.

38:43You see, before he strayed, this dog, Pip,

38:46he was in an animal shelter.

38:48And he was in fact looking for a home.

38:50Oh, dear.

38:51He'll find one with us, Mr. Harriot.

38:53You have my word on it.

38:54Well, we'll have to clear it the Sister Rose at the animal shelter.

38:57But I'm sure she'll be very happy to let you have him.

38:59Oh, dear.

39:02Oh, dear.

39:16Mr. Harriot?

39:18James?

39:20Oh.

39:23Hello.

39:24Hello.

39:25I wanted to ring a thank you for our night out.

39:28I thought you might want to forget about it.

39:30It was great fun.

39:31Oh, really?

39:32Of course.

39:35It had its moments of disaster, though, didn't it?

39:37Too many.

39:45How's the work?

39:46Oh, fine.

39:47As if I don't think the local people would agree.

39:49Yes.

39:50They take a bit of getting used to, don't they?

39:52Yes.

39:53Well, I'd better be off.

39:56Thank you again, James.

39:58Oh, Helen?

39:59Yes?

40:00Perhaps we could do it again sometime.

40:04Go out, I mean.

40:05That would be lovely.

40:06Goodbye, James.

40:07Goodbye, Helen.

40:08Goodbye, Helen.

40:09Goodbye, Helen.

40:11Goodbye, Helen.

40:12Goodbye, Helen.

40:13Goodbye, Helen.

40:14Goodbye, Helen.

40:15Good-bye, James.

40:17Good-bye, Helen.

40:19.

40:32Now, good-bye.

40:42All right.

40:43Now, this isn't the dance hall.

40:46This establishment is the home of the finest draught ale in your house.

40:49Trissie!

40:51Could you show me where the ladies is?

40:53Oh, the ladies, yes.

40:54Now, it's through that door.

40:56You turn left in the first large field you come to.

40:59Off you go. We'll set them up.

41:01Come on, Connie.

41:04Well, James, what do you think?

41:06Well, she's a bit, um, a bit overpowering, isn't she?

41:09Generous is the word I'd choose, James, both in proportion and inclination.

41:13Sit down. I'll order the drinks.

41:14Right.

41:16Now, then, Mr. Farnon, are you very well?

41:18Never better, Mr. Worry.

41:19Perhaps you'll be kind enough to bring us two pints and two halves of your best.

41:23Right off, Mr. Farnon.

41:25Evening, gents.

41:26Evening.

41:26How do you do?

41:27Prepare yourself for the experience of a lifetime.

41:30Oh, well.

41:33Ah, find what you wanted, ladies.

41:36It's the biggest, coldest lab in the world out there.

41:41Mrs. told me all about you, James.

41:44Nothing too drastic, I hope.

41:45But he didn't tell me you were shy.

41:48Shy?

41:51Why, James, that's fast work.

41:54You look after my girlfriend, James, area.

41:57You'll get what for?

41:58Oh, rather.

41:59Oh, nice.

42:00Try that, then, Mr. Farnon.

42:10You, Mr. Worry, are an artist.

42:26I salute you, and keep them coming, if you please.

42:41I'll see you inside, Richard.

42:59Lovely.

42:59Okay.

43:00Okay.

43:00Because you're coming.

43:02There you go.

43:04Okay.

43:04Bye-bye.

43:05Okay.

43:36What are you staring at?

43:41You.

43:41What's so special about me?

43:43You're beautiful.

43:44No, you are.

43:48And now,

43:49and for my friends,

43:52my very special friends,

43:55my version of

43:56the Mad Conductor.

43:59I would like to take this opportunity

44:01to say that in the whole of Yorkshire,

44:03there is no finer gentleman

44:05than Tifanen

44:06Esquad.

44:08You are the male friend.

44:10My stumbling sentences cannot express

44:13cannot express

44:14too kind.

44:16It's a privilege.

44:18It's a rare privilege.

44:21You two finish rubbing noses.

44:23Could I have another drink?

44:24Yes, yes.

44:26Beer, beer,

44:28glorious beer,

44:30fill yourself right up to here,

44:33Mr. Moorley,

44:38if you please.

44:46Your attention, please.

44:49Signor Mussolini

44:50conducts

44:51the neurasthenic strings.

44:53Me, me, me, me.

44:59Me, me, me.

45:01Me, me, me.

45:04Okay.

45:34BATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

46:04Right, there we go.

46:06Forward, please.

46:08Oh-ho-ho!

46:10Forward!

46:29Ha-ha! Drink!

46:30My tenth drink, my brother's practice will drink!

46:33Ha-ha-ha!

46:34My lady!

46:35Ha-ha-ha!

46:42Ha-ha-ha!

46:56Amen!

47:00Ha-ha-ha!

47:01I hope you found sounds poundszte!

47:14Hoa!

47:15Hello!

47:16How are you doing?

47:17This is finish up.

47:19Come on, Dresden, tuck in.

47:43James, she's here.

47:44Come on, she's here, James.

47:48James.

47:49Hello, James.

47:53Oh, Helen, it's you.

47:58Richard, I think you know James Herriot, don't you?

48:01Yes, of course. Hello, Herriot.

48:03Hello.

48:04Brenda, where are you?

48:06Oh.

48:08Don't hurt me, because you'll cut your finger above.

48:12Oh, dear, I don't feel queer.

48:17Helen?

48:17I think you ought to look after your friend, James.

48:21Helen, I must explain.

48:24So long, old boy.

48:26Good night, James.

48:28Good night, James.

48:29Good night, James.

48:30Good night, James.

48:31Good night, James.

48:32Good night, James.

48:33Good night, James.

48:34Good night, James.

48:35Good night, James.

48:36Good night, James.

48:37Good night, James.

48:38Good night, James.

48:39Good night, James.

48:40Good night, James.

48:41Good night, James.

48:42Good night, James.

48:43Good night, James.

48:44Good night, James.

48:45Good night, James.

48:46Good night, James.

48:47Good night, James.

48:48Good night, James.

48:49Good night, James.

48:50Good night, James.

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