Bad Thoughts ｜ Tom Segura’s Mom Reviews His New Series ｜ Netflix

NoPopCorn

Transcript

00:00C'mon in here.

00:09I have a show coming out.

00:11So I've set up a screening for you.

00:13Why?

00:14Because I don't know if you know this.

00:16You're my mother.

00:17You're going to hold this.

00:19As you're watching what you're watching,

00:21if you like it, you go to the plus.

00:24Okay.

00:25If you don't like something, you go like this.

00:27Okay.

00:27And if you're like, man, I would turn this off

00:30if I were watching it at home,

00:32you hit the red button.

00:33Okay.

00:34And I'm going to be honest, no?

00:35Completely honest.

00:36Okay.

00:37Here we go.

00:40New city, new target.

00:44So far I like it.

00:46It's a job.

00:47Follow your rules.

00:51I only have one.

00:53No women, no children.

00:56Ah!

00:56Oh, fuck.

00:59Oh my God.

01:00Maybe she's okay.

01:01Ah!

01:03This could not have gone better.

01:05Rule number two.

01:07Never lose your cool.

01:09No!

01:10Oh my God!

01:12So much shit!

01:13Ay, qué asco, por Dios!

01:17Ay, no!

01:18Tommy, qué atroz!

01:19I already know it's not good,

01:22but I'm going to act like I don't know.

01:25Ay, qué horror.

01:26Ay, Tommy, qué asco.

01:28Ay, qué horror.

01:29No, this, this is not for real, no?

01:32What do you mean?

01:33Tommy, that's not funny.

01:34This is so disgusting.

01:36I am beyond vomit.

01:37Well, this next one is a sweet story.

01:41No, it is, it is.

01:42Nothing like that, huh?

01:44Nothing like that, I promise.

01:45Our residents, they don't have much time.

01:48Ow!

01:50So this is cute.

01:51It's cute.

01:52I don't know what this man is doing,

01:55but he's incredible.

01:58Licking my ass.

02:00Licking.

02:01I come so hard.

02:03That one is okay.

02:05Even when she was eating his ass.

02:06She was eating his ass?

02:08Yeah.

02:08Ah, Tommy.

02:09If I was police, I'd take you to jail.

02:11For making that?

02:12Yes.

02:13If an Italian guy was like,

02:15come over here and lick my poto,

02:16you wouldn't?

02:16Ah!

02:17Thank God I have a glass of wine with me.

02:19This next one is really about, like,

02:21a transformation.

02:23Try not to think of it as a commitment to a gym,

02:25but a commitment to yourself.

02:28And your penis keeps growing.

02:30Yeah.

02:30Ah!

02:32Ah!

02:32I can't throw.

02:34Ah!

02:35What do you think?

02:36It's an insult to the humanity.

02:39To humanity.

02:41You can be a good comedian

02:43without being that disgusting.

02:47But this was a dream to make this.

02:48Swear to me you are not doing this.

02:49That's the first episode.

02:50I cannot tell people

02:52that this is my son.

02:53You know what?

02:54You're an orphan.

02:55These stories and about 10 more

02:57come out in a few weeks.

02:58Are you totally serious?

03:00I'm totally serious.

03:01I'm not kidding you, Tommy.

03:02It's not even funny.

03:02But they spent a lot of money making it.

03:04All right, Tommy.

03:05Pay them back.

03:05Pay them back?

03:06It's going to be released around the world.

03:08Are you out of your mind?

03:09Well, that's kind of the idea.

03:14Cancel it.

03:15Erase it.

03:16Thanks, Mom.

03:18I'm glad you love the show

03:19because it's coming out May 13th.

03:21No, I don't love the show.

03:23I make it very clear.

03:39I'm glad you're over.

Catégorie

Transcription

Recommandations