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00:01What are they saying?
00:04You're kidding!
00:05Hands up, I've been waiting for this day for so long.
00:07Don't be a jerk after the rock.
00:09Put your hands in the air! Do you like that?
00:12Ah! He really did knock me off my feet!
00:14Ah fall! Everything went so empty!
00:16Ah ah ah ah ah!
00:18You little fool!
00:22She's a beautiful lady!
00:24That's cool!
00:28It's Charles!
00:29We're going to have a blast!
00:31On what?
00:32Well on Drive Horizon!
00:33Come on, let's have a little evening together, we'll have fun!
00:35Apparently the game is deadly guys!
00:36Ah! He's here! He's here!
00:38He is wonderful!
00:39Oh !
00:40So the goal is that we have a vehicle,
00:42You have to maintain it to drive as many kilometers as possible, okay?
00:44And we have a trunk to put stuff in if ever bro.
00:47Ok!
00:48I'm already going to open the trunk,
00:50I'll put everything I find in it.
00:52That.
00:53Bam!
00:54There's a tire there bro.
00:55Nine.
00:56Did you find a weapon?
00:58Nothing!
00:59Oh, but there! Loc!
01:07And there we go, and off we go again.
01:09We must start again.
01:10I'm waging war again, I'm waging war again!
01:12Oh what a fucking asshole!
01:13So for me, man, you have to take the food.
01:15For me, you have to take the food and...
01:16And...
01:17What is this?
01:18What are you doing?
01:19No, no, no, no.
01:20Hey!
01:21Ah!
01:22There are people who are actually trying to work.
01:23Can you work or do something actually?
01:25Two seconds!
01:27This is amazing!
01:32The guy is talking to me about working, I hear a guitar.
01:33No but what a fucking asshole!
01:35What a little bastard!
01:37If we stay in this garage for 10 more minutes, I'm going to start getting completely sick.
01:41Okay?
01:42Okay?
01:43Okay?
01:44Okay, okay.
01:45So we're leaving.
01:46There are drinks here, man!
01:52Oh no...
01:53It's an accident, we're screwed.
01:55Yeah !
02:00Hey! Go here!
02:01Wait, wait, wait!
02:02I found, I found, I found stuff!
02:04I'm burning gasoline, bro, you're annoying!
02:06But turn off the fucking engine!
02:08I found some stuff behind!
02:09Oh but it's all there!
02:10What is this?
02:11This man's lack of observation!
02:13What is this bar?
02:14It's his punishment, a bumper, excuse me!
02:16He calls us a bumper!
02:17I'm ready!
02:19Ok let's go!
02:20Put on your seatbelt, Noulos!
02:23Oh, if it's good, I put it in!
02:24But what?
02:25So where are we going?
02:26Dude drives well!
02:27On my life drives well!
02:28The car takes a fart, it dies!
02:30Left or right?
02:31I'm not a guy!
02:32You choose!
02:33On the left it's prettier I think!
02:35Go left!
02:36Here we go!
02:38Ok!
02:39So now what's next?
02:40If ! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
02:45Let me go see that!
02:46Let me go see that!
02:47Turn off the engine please!
02:48It's done !
02:49Oh shit !
02:50Oh shit !
02:51No, you were being an idiot there!
02:52No, you were being an idiot there!
02:53Shit !
02:54But no, the whole engine is there!
02:55Everything is fine brother!
02:56No, I just forgot to close the...
02:58Everything is fine! Everything is fine!
03:00There's a green thing in front of the slow motion!
03:02Fuck!
03:03Speed bumps!
03:04Ooh!
03:05We'll stop there! We'll stop there!
03:06There's a station!
03:07Turn off the ignition!
03:12It's good !
03:13Calm down!
03:14There are people!
03:15There are people!
03:16There are people!
03:17There are people!
03:19It is...
03:20Wait!
03:21Is there a limited mission?
03:22No !
03:23We only have 4 balls in total!
03:25Come and give them some potatoes!
03:26Try to give them some potatoes!
03:27Wait, I'm trying to open this shit!
03:29Go do something!
03:30Oh !
03:31Give them some potatoes, bro!
03:32Hey hey!
03:33Go get them all together like that!
03:34And I give them a rocket bullet!
03:36Bring them back!
03:37Asshole!
03:38Wait, shut up!
03:39I'm struggling!
03:45But you really are the king of idiots!
03:46Aim well!
03:47So !
03:49You just had to bring them back to me!
03:50Too much ass!
03:51Oh wow!
03:52We're rich, man!
03:53We are rich!
03:54We are rich!
03:56Oh !
03:57Wow!
04:00The tires are missing!
04:01Ah, but I think we can build it ourselves!
04:03I'm telling you, we're wasting our time with this car!
04:05But she is...
04:06To recover pieces that we can...
04:07But she looks a thousand times better, man!
04:08There's no more space and everything!
04:09Look at !
04:10You take it apart and put it inside my car!
04:14Look at !
04:15Oh my man!
04:16I'm transforming it now!
04:19Look! Look! Look!
04:21Look! Look!
04:22Look at !
04:23Wow!
04:24Take the paint there!
04:25And rust our car!
04:27And paint our car please!
04:29If he finds engine oil!
04:30Water!
04:31Stuff!
04:36Oh my!
04:37I found you some off-road wheels, baby!
04:40Oh wow!
04:41Look at this! Look at this!
04:42Hop there!
04:44It's 24 inches Jason!
04:46That man!
04:47It's 20 inches 10 thirds!
04:49No kidding with this magnificent blue border!
04:51But at least this one is from the area!
04:55And what do you think of this absolutely phenomenal steering wheel?
04:59No kidding! It looks like crocodile leather! Where did you find that?
05:02No! It's cowhide!
05:04100% genuine!
05:05Hop there! I'll give you a real steering wheel!
05:08So !
05:09Okay! I think we're ready to go!
05:12Great !
05:13Wow! The baby looks great in sapphire green like that!
05:17I'm really looking forward to seeing the reaction of these aliens when they see that we're part of their team!
05:22Do you think if I drive full throttle it will ruin the car?
05:25I think that...
05:29Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
05:31Well seen!
05:32What do we have?
05:34A tiny box!
05:36Oh, look!
05:37That !
05:38We put that there!
05:40There you go, man!
05:41And there we can put a lot of stuff, bro!
05:43Wait! You'll thank me later!
05:45You'll thank me right away, my friend!
05:47Hop there!
05:48I just pimped your car!
05:49You're going to lose it!
05:52What are they saying?
05:54Oh !
05:55You're kidding!
05:56Hands up!
05:57I've been waiting for this day for so long!
05:58Don't be an idiot, we'll take the rock!
06:00Take my hands up!
06:01You like that!
06:02Oh !
06:03Oh damn he got me!
06:04I'm sorry!
06:05Ah I am!
06:06Everything went civil from the cape to the ground!
06:07Oh fuck! Be careful!
06:08This is a beautiful place!
06:10Oh !
06:11Wow!
06:12We're so so good here!
06:13The cash register...
06:14So wait!
06:15There's still more gas left!
06:16No no no!
06:17Oh! Come here!
06:18There's something you don't have and you're going to be very happy!
06:21A backpack!
06:22And a little poop!
06:24Are you happy?
06:25Are there any tires?
06:27Well well!
06:28Split that in two!
06:29But that's amazing bro!
06:32Hey!
06:34Oh !
06:35There's a backpack behind that wall!
06:36Lock! Lock!
06:39Yeah !
06:42Oh !
06:43Oh !
06:44No tomorrow my daca!
06:45This is my daca!
06:47Guys!
06:48I don't even know what it is!
06:49I'm not sure it's on the windshield!
06:50We'll see!
06:51No no!
06:52It doesn't work!
06:53Damage !
06:54But try behind!
06:55It's behind!
06:56It's behind! It's for sure!
06:57Well done!
06:59Hey, the game is good!
07:00You're thirsty!
07:01Dude! I got the Mustang windshield!
07:04It needs to be cleaned up a bit!
07:05It needs to be cleaned up a bit!
07:06Oh !
07:07Come on! Let's go!
07:08Easy on the descent!
07:09Gently !
07:10I don't give a damn!
07:11Bah! Dude! The moment there are obstacles in the road you won't say anything about it!
07:14There aren't any! I see them! I have hawk-like visibility!
07:16I can see more than 600 meters!
07:17There's nothing!
07:18Look! It's a descent from hell!
07:19Easy! Easy!
07:20Gently !
07:21But dude! Stop doing this to yourself!
07:24Stop doing what?
07:25I wasn't wearing my seatbelt! You didn't tell me! Do you want me to die?
07:28It's a pool, you bastard!
07:29There's food!
07:30And there's another gift inside!
07:31So we can make a friend?
07:32Uh no no! I don't think he's a friend!
07:34Yes! He's a friend, bro!
07:36No no no! Don't even put that on my car!
07:38He's on your side! He's here! He's happy! What are you going to do?
07:41Are we leaving?
07:46Come on! Let's get back on the road!
07:47Yeah, but if we don't waste gas, water, and food! How do you expect us to die?
07:50But you didn't have something like uh...
07:54Hey!
07:55What did you do?
07:56Hey!
07:58Wow !
07:59Wow !
08:00Fuck!
08:01Fuck!
08:02You took a sniper bullet!
08:03Damn! When I was about to put on my seatbelt, I actually clicked on exit!
08:06I'm sorry!
08:07Wait! Wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Quickly!
08:12There's a battery there!
08:13But then we don't lose any lives either, guys!
08:16I lost a lot of life just now!
08:23Oh yeah!
08:24Oh yeah! You're making us look dirty!
08:28Hey, you're not losing any lives there!
08:29There's a minibus, man!
08:31Where? Where? Where? Where?
08:32Behind you, you know, there's a Volkswagen bus! Behind!
08:33Behind where?
08:34Right there behind!
08:35Keep going, keep going!
08:36Oh !
08:37Do you want it or not?
08:38If it's really the Volkswagen I want it, it's legendary, man!
08:39No, it's so cool!
08:40Fuck!
08:41Man, that's amazing!
08:42No, that's incredible!
08:43But it's really demolished!
08:44Guy with the spare tire in the back! Are you kidding me or what?
08:46Dude, it's Scooby-Doo!
08:47No, it's so cool!
08:48Fuck!
08:49Man, that's amazing!
08:50No, that's incredible!
08:52But it's really demolished!
08:57Guy with the spare tire in the back! Are you kidding me or what?
08:59Dude, it's Scooby-Doo! Nah, it's so cool!
09:01Do you want it?
09:02Oh, that's not bad, is it? What do you think?
09:05I'm hot broth!
09:06Have you decided?
09:08Oh yeah yeah crazy!
09:10Driving is horrible, man! Do something, damn it, I beg you!
09:13But it's the reds! I I I...
09:15Stop your bullshit! Slow down! Slow down!
09:17Fuck!
09:18Slow down!
09:19Slow down!
09:20But we just missed something there!
09:22No, but it was crap!
09:24But you don't know if it was shit!
09:26Oh la la la la man! Drive slower!
09:28Drive slower, damn it!
09:32I don't see anything, brother! I... Ooh!
09:39Dude, a winch!
09:42Oh the idiot!
09:45Never fucking drank!
09:48Put some stuff in this stupid trailer! Treat me!
09:52What is this?
09:53Great cassoulet!
09:55The bar is going down!
09:58There's your backpack, bro, wandering around...
10:00Who is independent! Ah, he has settled down!
10:01It must be a plg backpack to act like that!
10:03He's super suspicious, I'm telling you straight away!
10:08Enough starts!
10:10Oh fuck!
10:12This is shit!
10:13Yes, but let me look because...
10:14There's an engine behind! There's an engine behind!
10:15There's an engine behind it, idiot!
10:17What is this?
10:18Oh !
10:20Oh !
10:21Oh my god!
10:22Oh wow!
10:23Oh my god!
10:2418 pistons!
10:258 cylinders!
10:26Get this shit out of my way!
10:27Put the beautiful twin-turbo there!
10:28Wait!
10:29Wait!
10:30Wait!
10:31Oh, that one really pisses me off!
10:34That's biturbo my friend!
10:36There it is twin-turbo!
10:37Guys!
10:45Ah, drain the other one!
10:46Yeah, but I need a barrel!
10:47Isn't there a barrel?
10:48Damn I'm drunk!
10:49Freedom is mine!
10:50Farewell !
10:52Wait!
10:53Wait!
10:54How so ?
10:55Dude, let's drop this shitty trailer!
10:57Come on, let's get rid of her!
10:58Come on, let's get rid of her!
10:59It's used to stop!
11:02Get out of here!
11:03It's good !
11:04No but dude I think we lost everything dude!
11:06Okay, go ahead, go for it!
11:07We're wasting too much time, bro!
11:08And we have to find water!
11:09You're going to have an accident, bro!
11:13I am the king of the world!
11:16So you know what's good about this?
11:18That's where I can use the night vision goggles, man!
11:22Oh yeah!
11:23And there I can shoot too, man!
11:24Yes man!
11:25Gently !
11:26Gently !
11:27There is an antenna on the right!
11:28There is an antenna on the right!
11:29There is an antenna on the right!
11:30Slow down!
11:31Slow down!
11:32Slow down!
11:34There was an antenna on the right, man!
11:38Guys, thanks for watching this live!
11:40The game has incredible potential, the car game!
11:42I think you just have to be calm!
11:43I admit it's been an hour, I'm totally exhausted, I'm tired!
11:45But I think you're sitting with your brothers playing this game!
11:48You drive, you find engines, you try to assemble your dream car!
11:51This is really cool!
11:52This is really cool!
11:54This is really cool!
11:55This is really cool!
11:58This is really cool!