- 5/10/2025
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00:01Lord God!
00:02Nakata!
00:03High for me!
00:04Slam me!
00:05On my f***ing head!
00:06Like you did Samu, Tash!
00:08Come on!
00:09Or ain't you mad enough!
00:10Huh?
00:11Huh?
00:12Don't you wanna see him, Buffalo?
00:15Come on, Tash!
00:16Show him!
00:17Show him, Tash!
00:22Butt!
00:23Butt!
00:24Butt!
00:30Extreme
00:35Champion
00:39Perfect!
00:44Spare!
00:46You got it!
00:47Yeah!
00:53Yeah!
00:55Oh
00:56Yeah!
00:57Yeah!
00:59Yeah!
01:00Oh
01:01Yeah!
01:02Yeah!
01:03Yeah!
01:04That's, yeah!
01:05How?
01:06Yeah!
01:07Yeah!
01:08That's, yeah!
01:09That's...
03:11The match was dominated by the former champions, Mr. Monday Night, the world television champion, the whole effin' show Rob Van Damme, and the suicidal, homicidal, genocidal Sabu.
03:23Van Damme and Sabu stuck to their game plan and got everyone out of their way, cornering the franchise, and then Shane Douglas again was pinned, one, two, three, by Sabu.
03:37And the task struck again. He picked his spot. He delivered his second receipt, dropping Sabu on his neck, and then an already injured Sabu fell victim to the Dudley Death Drop, and once again, Sabu was sent to the emergency room.
03:53We will update you on the condition of Sabu as more information is made available to us by the hospital.
04:01Later on tonight, our main event is a first. First time ever going one-on-one, Masato Tanaka versus Just Incredible.
04:09It's the battle for the future, but it's so much more, because the winner of this matchup will challenge Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Damme for the ECW World Television title, live on pay-per-view Sunday night, January 10th, at ECW Guilty as Charged.
04:25Hi, I'm Tammy Lynn. Switching with a body like this, I am Guilty as Charged.
04:39Earlier tonight, the FBI, full-blooded Italians, inducted yet a new member into their family, their own Luca Brasi, if you will.
04:48Here now, highlights of that matchup, and I'm sure you will find their selection to be, uh, Bravissimo.
04:55Ladies and gentlemen, I do use that word, Lucian.
04:59I'm now introducing the newest member of the FBI, and the best of one-on-one himself.
05:08The one-on-one itself, the one-on-one itself, the one-on-one itself, the one-on-one itself, the one-on-one itself.
05:15What?
05:17Okay, I know for a fact, the one-man gang is not Italian.
05:21The one-on-one itself, and you think he is right here?
05:22How full-blooded will be right there?
05:23Hey, Jack!
05:24Go on, Jack!
05:25Go on, Jack!
05:26Go on, Jack!
05:28Hey, Jack!
05:30Go on, Jack!
05:31We agree with all of that!
05:33Go, Paul, porON, can you believe it?
05:35Oh!
05:36A-oh, we're out!
05:37Reversal on the Irish whip, nice tip-up by Supernova.
05:42But he gets dropped face first by Little Guido.
05:46Chetty set for the ride.
05:48Climbs the turnbuckles, nice sidekick,
05:50lateral press, hook the leg to...
05:52What a faux pas by Guido!
05:56Paisan double elbow drop!
06:00Stereo dropkicks!
06:03The FBI to the outside.
06:07Down goes Chetty.
06:10Oh, my God!
06:15And now Chetty's up top!
06:19What a punch-up!
06:25Chris Chetty and Supernova,
06:27a surprisingly cohesive tag team.
06:31What a tornado DDT!
06:36Beautiful leg drop, frog splash, cover,
06:41and in comes the one-man gang.
06:43Clotheslines Nova.
06:46Hammers Chetty.
06:48The big dog pulls Chetty out of the ring.
06:51In comes Smothers and Guido.
06:54Guido hooked to the feet of Supernova.
06:58Air Italia, 747 splash!
07:01And he's not done!
07:04Squashes Nova again!
07:07And once again, the full-blooded Italians prove
07:14that they cannot fight two-on-two.
07:17They'll enlist anybody, anybody at all, to steal a victory.
07:22What a joke this is!
07:29Can anyone remember a match with a full-blooded Italian?
07:31Didn't he?
07:32Where the FBI is coming from?
07:34Where the FBI is coming from?
07:36Where the FBI is coming from?
07:39Well, the big dog challenged Chris Chetty to find a new tag team partner.
07:46Chen, he said, I'll be right back!
08:02I'm paraphrasing, he used some expletives that I will repeat,
08:07but he said, I'll be right back!
08:10That was the gist of it!
08:12Oh, Chen, he found a tag team partner all right!
08:15The innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer!
08:19Dreamer wants a piece of the one-man gang.
08:21How many times did the one-man gang do you have to be right back?
08:25I'm paraphrasing, he used some expletives that I will repeat,
08:26but he said, I'll be right back!
08:27That was the gist of it!
08:28Oh, Chen, he found a tag team partner all right!
08:31The innovator of violence, Tommy Dreamer!
08:35Dreamer wants a piece of the one-man gang.
08:38How many times did the one-man gang save Justin Credible for Dreamer?
08:43And just because Jason sold him off like a herd of cattle,
08:48Dreamer still wants some payback.
08:51And here we go!
08:57Dreamer hammering away on the gargantuan native of the Windy City.
09:03There's a thumb to the eye!
09:08And now the one-man gang has Tommy trapped in the corner!
09:13Dreamer set for the ride!
09:18It's hard!
09:20Gets out of the way!
09:21The gang runs into the turnbuckles!
09:23He slammed him!
09:25Tommy, Dreamer, Bonnie slammed the one-man gang!
09:29DDT!
09:33That should be it!
09:35And in comes Smothers and Guida!
09:37And once again,
09:39the full-blooded Italians,
09:42unable to compete,
09:45unless they have their opponents outnumbered,
09:47show their true colors,
09:49swinging neckbreaker!
09:51And here comes the Paisan double-elbowed truck!
10:02Spicoli drivers in stereo!
10:10Double springboard moonsault in the DDT pair of covers!
10:14Here comes Jeff Jones!
10:16Oh, come on!
10:20Is this sellout for real?
10:24Yes!
10:26It's Jason!
10:27And just incredible!
10:28He misses!
10:29Dammit, he got Tommy again!
10:31Schoolboy!
10:32Just incredible!
10:33Screwed Tommy Dreamer again!
10:34Yes!
10:35Yes!
10:36Yes!
10:37Yes!
10:38Yes!
10:39Yes!
10:40Yes!
10:41Yes!
10:42Yes!
10:43Yes!
10:44Yes!
10:45Yes!
10:46Yes!
10:47Yes!
10:48Yes!
10:49Yes!
10:50Yes!
10:51Yes!
10:52Yes!
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:55That's Tammy Lynn, bitch, B-Y-T-C-H, and the luckiest son of a on earth, Lance Storm.
11:13We are still awaiting an update on the medical condition of Sabu from the hospital.
11:18We do know that he has to undergo yet another MRI courtesy of Tad's.
11:21And remember, that was the second receipt delivered to Sabu.
11:24If Sabu can still stand, Tad says he will strike again, and God knows when, and God knows what he will do.
11:32It should also be noted that we tried to get a pre-match interview with Just Incredible,
11:36headed into his number one contenders matchup later on tonight against Masato Tanaka, but Just Incredible declined.
11:44He says he's reflecting, meditating on his matchup tonight.
11:48I guess the opportunist wasn't in a reflective mood earlier tonight when he smacked Tommy Dreamer between the eyes
11:54with the Singapore King.
11:56Jerk.
11:58Another match has been announced for the ECW Guiltiest Charge Paint Review, a three-way dance.
12:02Lance Storm, who's in the ring, against Mikey Wiprek, who's also in the ring, against Jerry Lynn,
12:08and that could be a show-stealer, and Lance Storm has the microphone and has something to say.
12:12So, let's go to Lance Storm.
12:15I got something to say.
12:18You see, I've been sitting in the back watching the Bret Hart wrestling with Shadow video tape.
12:28Now that I know what can happen when a superior Canadian wrestles an inferior American
12:38this close to the Canadian border, there is no way I'd let anybody put me in a sharpshooter
12:49so somebody can ring a bell and claim that I capped out.
12:54Because I don't capped out.
12:56So I'm going to avoid all the controversy right now, because Lance Storm isn't going to screw
13:08Lance Storm, and Paul Heyman isn't going to get the chance to screw Lance Storm, because
13:15I'm not working.
13:19What do you think you're not working?
13:20What do you mean you're not working?
13:48He's serious, he's leaving.
13:56He is deathly afraid of Mikey Wiprek and Jerry Lynn.
14:02He knows they've both got his number.
14:09Lance Storm, you're the biggest piece of I've ever seen in my life.
14:15So Lance, if you won't wrestle me, I'll wrestle anybody in the locker room right now, anybody, I will wrestle anybody.
14:24Mikey Wiprek with an open challenge, he just wants to work.
14:35Mikey Wiprek loves to wrestle.
14:40He's accomplished all there is to accomplish here at ECW.
14:45He's been the World Television Champion, he's been World Tag Team Champions with Cactus Jack.
14:50And he's been the World Heavyweight Champion with a title event over Steve Austin.
14:56Speak of Steve Austin, his former tag team partner,
15:01Rod Price, is apparently gonna take Mikey Wiprek up on his open challenge.
15:06I said that I wouldn't wrestle anybody in the locker room, and I, Mr. Price, you don't wrestle, you don't fight.
15:20I'm upset that if I can hold people with a pop singer, that does show around me, so I gotta go.
15:27For a wrestling match, not a fight?
15:34For a wrestling match, not a fight?
15:38And I can't get a fight, I challenge anybody, I can't get a fight, and I wanna fight.
15:47I've got the honest case of deja vu.
15:50Rod Price issues an open challenge to anybody, and here comes the original gangsta new check.
16:02What aim was that garbage can?
16:06Crunch to the back!
16:10Oh!
16:17Right between the ups!
16:21New Jack reaching down into his bucket of tricks.
16:31New Jack a big proponent of public transportation.
16:35And now he's looking for some help from one of his old homies, Alexander Graham Bell.
16:45God, that's brutal!
16:58Price is busted wide open!
17:08Oh, God!
17:12You know, the lesson to be learned in all this is, in ECW, you do not issue open challenges!
17:19Watch it!
17:20Can I have the video get-
17:32Oh, my God!
17:34This is just-
17:36This is just-
17:39Oh, My God!
17:41This is just
17:49NewTek now climbing the turnbuckles
17:55Gator in hand
17:56Mercifully adult
18:05He's an ECW original
18:11There is only one NewTek
18:14Thank God
18:17Masato Tanaka
18:21Just Incredible
18:23Who will challenge Rob Van Dam
18:26At ECW
18:27Guilty as charged
18:28ECW returns to pay-per-view
18:35On Sunday night
18:36January 10th
18:37From the Millennium Theater
18:38In Kissimmee, Florida
18:40With ECW
18:42Guilty as charged
18:44The head cheerleader
18:45Will be in attendance
18:46As the World Heavyweight Champion
18:48The franchise Shane Douglas
18:50Will defend that belt
18:52Against the number one contender
18:54The one and only
18:56Sabu
18:57Plus
18:57An extreme three-way dance
18:59Jerry Lynn
19:00Mikey Whitbrek
19:02And Lance Storm
19:04With Tammy Lynn Bitch
19:06B-Y-T-C-H
19:07But who will challenge
19:09Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam
19:10For the ECW World Television title
19:13We'll find out tonight
19:15This is a number one contender's match
19:19Just incredible
19:20One-on-one for the very first time
19:22Against Masato Tanaka
19:24They met this past summer
19:26In a series of tag team matches
19:29But this their first
19:30One-on-one encounter
19:32And what a matchup
19:34It should be
19:35Both young athletes
19:36With stellar one-loss records
19:38Here in Extreme Championship Wrestling
19:41He's not very popular
19:58Is he?
20:04As always accompanied
20:05By his entourage
20:07The self-foreplayed
20:09Sexiest man on earth
20:10Jason
20:10And wrestling's most
20:13Well-traveled groupie
20:14Chastity
20:16She taking off the
20:20What?
20:21Wow
20:22That's Chastity?
20:27How the
20:28Next will you cover yourself?
20:31That bitch is so
20:31Chastity
20:33Cover yourself
20:33Oh she doesn't
20:35She don't look good
20:36Look she's looking on
20:38Jason
20:38Why have they been hiding her under loose
20:51Loose flannel shirts
20:53You look absolutely gorgeous
20:55Unbelievable
20:56Unbelievable
20:57I love her
20:58She's got her hair done
21:04She's wearing high heels
21:05Different makeup
21:08She does not look beautiful
21:10She has nothing on
21:12Jason
21:12She has a nice one
21:14You have nothing on Chastity
21:15What is he complaining about?
21:24She's with him
21:27She's with him
21:27Just incredible like Chastity
21:37Better in potato sacks
21:39Pigtails
21:40Sneakers
21:40Up to each his own
21:43He better forget about Chastity
21:47Focus on his opponent
21:49The stakes are high in this one
21:54The winner of this matchup
21:56Will challenge Mr. Monday Night
21:59The whole effin' show
22:00Rob Van Dam
22:01For the coveted ECW
22:03World Television title
22:05On Sunday Night
22:06Jag Rates
22:07Live on pay-per-view
22:09At ECW
22:10Guilty as charged
22:11Asato Tanaka
22:19Has held every title
22:22In the FMW promotion
22:24In Japan
22:24He would love to add
22:27Some ECW gold
22:29To his trophy case
22:30Just incredible
22:33Had yet to wear the gold
22:35Here at ECW
22:36She'll go for one ball
22:37With a 30 minute time limit
22:39Introducing first at ringside
22:41Here is Chastity
22:44She looks great
22:47She's been eating her Flutie Flakes
22:49And also ringside this evening
22:52The sexiest man alive
22:55Jason
22:56He's just a flake
23:00And they represent
23:02Weighed 227 pounds
23:06From Overton, Mark, New York
23:08Here is
23:09Justin
23:11Incredible
23:12And he's a runner
23:19Weighed this evening
23:20250 pounds
23:22From Tokyo, Japan
23:24Here is
23:25Masato
23:26Tanaka
23:28Both of these athletes
23:36In their mid-20s
23:37However, both are well-traveled
23:41Tanaka covered in battle scars
23:45Collar and elbow tie-up
23:48Hammerlock by Tanaka
23:51Arm-wringer
23:52Just incredible
23:54Down to a knee
23:54And back up
23:55See Tanaka
23:57Ringing the arm
23:58Bending back
23:59On that wrist
23:59The wrist doesn't go that way
24:01Reversal by Justin
24:02Incredible
24:02Nice roll through
24:03By Masato Tanaka
24:04Back to the arm-wringer
24:05Just incredible
24:06Goes with it
24:07Goes to the ropes
24:08Referee John Peewee Moore
24:14Makes Tanaka break the hold
24:16Referee fluent in both English and Japanese
24:28The right man will officiate this matchup
24:30This all-important matchup
24:32That will determine the number one contender
24:33For the world television title
24:35Side headlock by Tanaka
24:37Handful of hair by Justin
24:39Incredible
24:40Handful of hair
24:47Tanaka's up the ride
24:48Runs through Justin
24:49Incredible
24:50Dropped down by Justin
24:51Incredible
24:51Clothesline
24:52Countered
24:53Scoop
24:54Into a powerbomb
24:57Nicely done
24:58By Masato
25:00Tanaka
25:01Now outside
25:01Ascending the turnbuckles
25:03Missile dropkick
25:07Right on the money
25:08Just incredible
25:10Step for the ride
25:11Ducks the clothesline
25:12Slides to the legs
25:13Sidekick connects
25:16Very fast-paced matchup
25:22As we knew it would be
25:23There's a right hand
25:27To the side of the jaw
25:28Tanaka
25:30With the reversal
25:31Upside down to the corner
25:32Lands on his feet
25:33Elbow to the temple
25:36And Justin
25:37Incredible
25:38Eats the steel guardrail
25:39Tanaka going outside
25:42After him
25:42Face first
25:48Into the steel
25:49Again
25:49Side rush
25:54In Lake Street
25:55The back of Justin
25:56Incredible's skull
25:57Bouncing off the guardrail
25:59Just incredible
26:09Hits the steel
26:10Just incredible
26:13Hits the steel
26:14Chair right between the eyes
26:21Jason and chastity
26:30Distracting Masato
26:32Tanaka
26:32Giving Justin incredible
26:36A chance to roll back
26:38Into the ring
26:38And now Justin's begging
26:42Off
26:42He gets caught
26:43Justin tip of the ride
26:48Beautiful drop kick
26:50Both feet right in the face
26:52Lateral press cover
26:53Hook of the leg
26:54Kick out at two
26:55Tanaka rolls back outside
26:59Picks up yet another chair
27:04Justin charges
27:15Tanaka drops the chair
27:16Justin misses the clothesline
27:18Go behind by Justin
27:20Inferno DDT on the steel chair
27:24Great wrestling by Justin
27:25Incredible
27:26Like him or not
27:28That young man knows his way
27:30Around the wrestling ring
27:32Can Justin incredible
27:39Capitalize
27:40Face first
27:43Into the top turnbuckle
27:45Knife edge chop
27:48You can feel that one
27:52Snap there
27:54And a boot
27:56Between the shoulder blade
27:57Just incredible
28:01On the second turnbuckle
28:02Drives an elbow
28:05Right into the face
28:06Of Tanaka lateral
28:07Press two
28:08No
28:09Tanaka kicks out
28:10Just incredible
28:15Now riding
28:16Tanaka
28:17Cripping his neck
28:18Making Tanaka
28:20Fight for each
28:21And every breath
28:21Conversely
28:22Just incredible
28:24Giving himself
28:24A breather
28:25Fundamental wrestling
28:27At its best
28:28There you see
28:32The entourage
28:33At ringside
28:34Jason is
28:42Preoccupied
28:43With chastity
28:44I don't think
28:48That's what he's
28:48Paid for
28:49He's not helping
28:52Just incredible
28:53Gawking at chastity
28:55Beautiful
28:59Sunset flip
29:00Too much momentum
29:02Nice
29:03Clothesline
29:04By just incredible
29:05Almost decapitates
29:06Tanaka
29:07And now just incredible
29:10Has got the chair
29:11Just incredible
29:19Going up top
29:20Last right
29:25Administered
29:26Tanaka gets his boot
29:29Just incredible
29:30Takes the chair
29:31Right in the mush
29:32Face first
29:35Face first
29:39Into the top
29:39Turnbuckle
29:40Tornado DDT
29:47Block
29:47Running
29:54Spicoli
29:55Driver
29:56Two
29:56Two and a half
29:58Despite the fact
29:59That Tanaka
30:00Hooked both legs
30:01And sat back
30:02Tanaka scooping up
30:09Just incredible
30:10Again
30:10Just incredible
30:11Wriggles free
30:12Suplex
30:12No
30:14Suplex into a
30:16Whippersnapper
30:17Tanaka tearing a page
30:19Out of the book
30:19Out of the book
30:19Of Mikey
30:20Whipwreck
30:21Cover
30:24Two
30:25No
30:26Tanaka now
30:35Watch that
30:36Tornado DDT
30:37He gets it
30:39He spikes
30:39Just incredible
30:40On the steel chair
30:41That's all
30:42And Jason
30:43Saved
30:44Just incredible
30:45He took his eyes
30:46Off the chest
30:47And he finally
30:47And saved
30:49Just incredible
30:50Kick to the chest
30:53What a kick
30:56That was
30:56Tanaka
30:57Just blew it off
30:59Blocks that one
31:00Scoops up
31:01Jason
31:02And drops
31:04Some jaw
31:04First on his
31:05Shoulder
31:06In comes
31:09Chastity
31:10Hasn't she
31:13Been watching
31:14Just how
31:15Tough this
31:15Young man is
31:16Just incredible
31:17Has got the cane
31:18He's got the
31:19Singapore cane
31:20Tanaka plant
31:26One on
31:27Chastity
31:27Dreamer nails
31:30Just incredible
31:31Rolls
31:36Rolling whippersnapper
31:37Wow
31:38We begin
31:41Tornado
31:43Masato
31:44Tanaka
31:45Tommy Dreamer
31:49Who was
31:49Crossed the matchup
31:50Earlier in the night
31:51By just incredible
31:52Just delivered a receipt
31:54And cost just incredible
31:56A shot
31:57At Rob Van Damme
31:58It will be
32:00Masato
32:00Tanaka
32:01Challenging
32:03Mr. Monday Night
32:04Rob Van Damme
32:05For the ECW
32:07World Television title
32:09On Sunday night
32:10January 10th
32:12Live on
32:13Pay-per-view
32:14At ECW
32:16Guilty as
32:18Charmed
32:18On Sunday night
32:24January 10th
32:25Mr. Monday Night
32:26Rob Van Damme
32:27Will face
32:28His stiffest challenge yet
32:29As Masato
32:31Tanaka
32:32Will challenge
32:33The whole
32:34Effing show
32:35For the ECW
32:36World Television title
32:38Live on
32:39Pay-per-view
32:39Not only in
32:40North America
32:41But on
32:42Pay-per-view
32:43In Japan
32:44As well
32:45Rob Van Damme's
32:47Tag Team partner
32:47Sabu
32:48Is still in the hospital
32:49We are awaiting
32:51The results
32:51Of his MRI
32:53What we have heard
32:54Is that this time
32:55Sabu's condition
32:56Is more serious
32:58Than it was
32:58Last time
33:00When he wound up
33:01In an emergency room
33:02In Philadelphia
33:02Again
33:03At the hands
33:05Of tags
33:06Now the Dutley boys
33:07Are on their way
33:08To Japan
33:09To defend
33:10The World Tag Team
33:11Title belts
33:12One of the teams
33:13Scheduled to challenge
33:14Them
33:14Is Rob Van Damme
33:16And Sabu
33:17As of right now
33:18The FMW
33:19Promotion
33:20In Japan
33:20ECW's partners
33:21In these shows
33:23Have been notified
33:24That due to the injury
33:26Sabu's appearances
33:27Are tentative
33:28Until we find out
33:30Whether or not
33:31He can wrestle
33:32Ever
33:33Meanwhile
33:34We have got
33:36Justin Credible
33:37Tearing up the locker room
33:38Throwing a hissy fit
33:40Like a little girl
33:41Because he can't understand
33:43Why Tommy Dreamer
33:44Cost him a shot
33:45At Rob Van Damme
33:47And the World Television title
33:48Can you believe
33:49In the nerve
33:50Of this joke
33:50He picks a fight
33:51With Tommy Dreamer
33:52Again
33:53And again
33:54And again
33:55Tonight
33:55While Tommy Dreamer
33:57Is battling
33:57The full-blooded Italians
33:59It had nothing to do
34:00With Justin Credible
34:01So Tommy Dreamer
34:02Gets in the ring
34:03Smacks Justin Credible
34:04Between the eyes
34:05And now you can bet
34:07That Tommy Dreamer
34:08And Justin Credible
34:10Will go at it
34:11One-on-one
34:11And guilty as charged
34:13As well
34:13And stipulations
34:15When we announce them
34:16Will be made public
34:17On the Hardcore Hotline
34:18On ECW Wrestling
34:20Dotcom
34:20And of course
34:21On this television program
34:23As soon as we know
34:24Plus we also know
34:25As we just said
34:26Masato Tanaka
34:27Will challenge
34:28Mr. Monday Night Rob Van Dam
34:30For the ECW
34:31World Television title
34:33And we've got
34:34An extreme
34:35Three-way day
34:36Lance Storm
34:38Who has been lucky
34:39Up until now
34:40Mikey Whitwreck
34:41And Jerry Lynn
34:43In the same ring
34:44At the same time
34:45Hopefully this matchup
34:46Will settle any
34:47And all issues
34:48Amongst these
34:49Three athletes
34:50And
34:51Sabu
34:53If he is still standing
34:55Is scheduled
34:56To challenge
34:57The franchise
34:57Shane Douglas
34:58For the ECW
34:59World Heavyweight title
35:01That is
35:03If Taz doesn't get to him
35:04Taz does get to him
35:06When he can't wrestle
35:06Shane Douglas
35:08Said he would pay the price
35:09If Taz did the heist
35:10But
35:10What's the price
35:12Every time I made
35:16A career decision
35:17I've always made
35:19The odds
35:19On my favor
35:21I've always kept it
35:23Right down the middle
35:24Just a little
35:25On my side
35:26But we're going
35:29Halfway around the world
35:30To kick your ass
35:32Dudley boys
35:33This time
35:37I'll put my money
35:38Where my mouth is
35:40I'll put my bread and butter
35:42On the table
35:43And if we don't come back
35:46From Japan
35:47With the tag belts
35:50Around Rob Van Dam
35:51And Sabu's waist
35:53I'm going to split the team
35:55Oh yeah
35:57Hey Fonzie
35:57I mean
35:58Branching off into
36:00Some singles competition
36:01That may not be that bad
36:03Of a career move
36:03For Rob Van Dam
36:05You know what I'm saying
36:05Hey don't give me that look
36:07Come on
36:07I'm just looking out
36:08For number one
36:09I don't mean
36:10I wouldn't do that to Sabu
36:11I'm just saying
36:12That people would appreciate it
36:13Come on
36:14I couldn't do that to Sabu
36:15We can't be talking bad
36:16About him
36:16The guy's in the hospital
36:17Right now
36:18With his neck
36:19All taped up
36:20And it looks kind of funny
36:21But the doctors are there
36:22I mean I miss the guy
36:24You know
36:25And I couldn't just
36:25Throw him out
36:26I mean what would you do
36:27You can't
36:27What do you do with a guy like that
36:28You can't just take him
36:29And give him to another family
36:30I mean
36:30Nobody wants him
36:32He's all scarred up
36:33And mangled
36:34And can you bring him
36:35I know you're scarred up too
36:36And a little bit mangled
36:38But what I'm saying is
36:39You know what
36:40I better not get rid of you either
36:41I'll take care of you both
36:42Hey I've carried you this far
36:44I'll take you to the gold
36:46I mean maybe we could try
36:48The Humane Society
36:49If that doesn't work
36:50I'll take you to the gold
36:50Hey Dudleys
36:52Rob Van Dam here
36:55I'm coming to Japan
36:56And you get to find out
36:58Why they call me
36:59The whole
37:00Show
37:01And the good part is
37:02The fun part
37:04While you're getting
37:05Your asses kicked
37:06Big time
37:06You get to listen to
37:07All the Japanese fans
37:09Chanting
37:10Their favorite wrestler's name
37:11Fonzie
37:12What are they all
37:13Going to be screaming
37:14Rob Van Dam
37:17Rob Van Dam
37:18Rob Van Dam
37:20You got that right daddy
37:22Tokyo Japan
37:23Dudleys
37:24Going to get their ass
37:25Kicked
37:25Guaranteed
37:26Money's in the bank
37:28Rob Van Dam
37:30Thirst
37:31Ravens for me
37:33Steady screwed me
37:45Even my own partner
37:55Nearly left me
37:56I think it's time
38:02I started
38:04Taking myself
38:05Seriously
38:09Say though I walk
38:16Through the valley
38:17Of the shadow
38:17Of death
38:18I fear no man
38:20For I'm taking
38:21My goal
38:22Worldwide
38:25You see
38:30Growing up inbred
38:31And having to wear
38:32Tie-dye
38:33You ain't got much
38:35To live for
38:36The Dudley boys
38:38Ain't never had much
38:39To live for
38:40Except these
38:42All world tag team
38:45Title belts
38:45And in a couple hours
38:47We're gonna be
38:48Hopping on a plane
38:49And heading on over
38:51To Tokyo Japan
38:52To defend our world
38:54Tag team titles
38:55In Corrigan Hall
38:57The most prestigious
38:58Arena
39:00In Tokyo
39:01The ECW arena
39:03If you will
39:04Of Japan
39:05And hot on the
39:07Dudley boys coattails
39:09Mr. Monday night
39:11Rob Van Dam
39:12And Sabu
39:14The biggest
39:17World tag team
39:18Title match
39:19That Japan
39:20Has ever seen
39:21The Dudley boys
39:22Versus Sabu
39:23And Van Dam
39:24I know what
39:27Everybody's thinking
39:27You're thinking
39:30The Dudley boys
39:30Are gonna lay down
39:31You're thinking
39:32The Dudley boys
39:33Ain't got a shot
39:34We're just here
39:35To let those guys shine
39:37Well you're dead
39:39Stinking
39:40Wrong
39:41We don't lay down
39:42For nobody
39:43We got bad news
39:46For you boys
39:47You can't beat us
39:50We're tougher than you
39:53And we're better than you
39:55It's time for you boys
39:59To put up
40:00Or shut up
40:01Hell
40:02If you beat us
40:04We'll hand you
40:05These damn
40:05World tag team titles
40:06But if you lose
40:09Sabu
40:11You and Van Dam
40:13Split up
40:14And lord knows
40:16There ain't nothing more
40:18That the Dudley boys love
40:20Than splitting up tag teams
40:23The gangsters
40:25The eliminators
40:29We took your hardcore hero
40:33The Sandman
40:35And in front
40:36Of his pregnant wife
40:37Snapped his neck
40:39We took
40:42On a fateful night
40:44In New Orleans
40:45102 pound
40:47Beulah McGillicuddy
40:48And snapped her neck
40:50Like a twig
40:51And we enjoyed
40:52Every minute of it
40:53Now I know
40:56What you're thinking
40:57We ain't exactly
40:59Gone by the rules
41:01To get these belts
41:02Or to hold on to them
41:04But you know what
41:06We're gonna up the ante
41:08We don't have to cheat
41:11We don't have to lie
41:13We don't have to steal
41:15All we need
41:16Is each other
41:17So when we get off
41:20That plane
41:20In Tokyo
41:21Japan
41:21There will be
41:24No sign guy
41:26Dudley
41:26There will be
41:29No brother
41:31Joel Gartner
41:31And there will be
41:34No big dick
41:36Dudley
41:36What?
41:38What's the problem?
41:40You mean no big dick?
41:41Did we need anybody
41:43To win these titles?
41:44No
41:44You got my back?
41:46Yes
41:46Do I have your back?
41:48Yes
41:48So what the hell
41:49You so scared of?
41:50Oh testify
41:51Sabu and Van Damme
41:55You better be ready
41:56For a fire
41:57Because we are
42:00The Dudley
42:01Boys
42:03The five time
42:05ECW
42:06World Tag Team Champions
42:09And we're gonna do
42:10Something
42:11That is gonna make
42:12Those people hate us
42:13More than they
42:14Ever hated us before
42:16We're gonna beat you
42:19Clean
42:20One, two, three
42:22In the middle of the ring
42:24And prove to the whole world
42:27That you boys
42:28Ain't nothing
42:29And that we truly are
42:31The greatest tag team
42:33In the world today
42:34So I lay down my belt
42:36Before you
42:37I get down
42:39On my hands and knees
42:41And I beg you boys
42:43Come to Japan
42:45Get in the ring with us
42:47And if you can beat us
42:50You can take these titles
42:52But beating the Dudley boys
42:55Is a lot easier said
42:57Than done
43:02Not that Danny Dorn
43:08Is one to complain about things
43:11Because I'm not
43:13But interview time
43:15Must have been running
43:16A little short last week
43:18Because you obviously
43:19Aired the wrong interview
43:20You see
43:21I didn't get a chance
43:23To run down
43:24My man Roadkill's resume
43:26Roadkill
43:28The angry Amish warrior
43:31The man who likes to kill chickens
43:34With his bare hands
43:36Chickens
43:37This man would hold the chicken
43:40By its neck
43:42And squeeze
43:43And squeeze
43:45And squeeze
43:46Till he can feel the bones break
43:49Till he can hear the chicken whine
43:51This was a sensation
43:52That you would not believe
43:54For this man
43:55And while he held him
43:57And squeezed him
43:58He plucked
43:59The chicken's feathers out
44:00One
44:01By one
44:02By one
44:03Chicken
44:05This is obviously
44:08A sick man
44:09A twisted individual
44:11Not a normal guy
44:13Like you or me
44:14This is roadkill
44:17And could you imagine
44:18The violence
44:20That this man
44:21Could stomach out
44:22In the ring
44:23He's roadkill
44:25The angry Amish
44:28Chicken plucker
44:29Chickens
44:33Oh I'm talking
44:35Can you do me a favor
44:37And shut up
44:38Can you do that
44:39Tommy Dreamer
44:45Do we
44:46Do we have a problem
44:48I mean
44:49Where's the heat Tommy
44:51What did I do
44:53To provoke you
44:55I don't get it Tommy
44:57Was it the fact
44:59That the promotion
45:01Is behind me
45:02The way they used to be
45:04Behind you Tommy
45:05Is that what's bothering you
45:06Is it the fact
45:08That the people
45:10Follow me
45:11The way they used to
45:12Follow you Tommy
45:13Is that what's bothering you man
45:15Is it bothering you
45:17That I ran your partner
45:19Out of VCW Tommy
45:21Is that what it is
45:22Tommy is it bothering you
45:25That I interrupted
45:26A sacred ceremony
45:28For your grandfather
45:29Are you kidding me Tommy
45:30Is that what's really
45:32On your mind
45:34You know what Tommy Dreamer
45:37I have
45:39This company
45:40In the palm of my hands
45:42The way you used to
45:44You know what Tommy Dreamer
45:46What persuaded you
45:48To interject
45:49In my match
45:50I mean
45:51Are you serious
45:52Are you insane
45:54Tommy Dreamer
45:56I had Masato
45:58Tanaka
45:59Beat down
46:00Until you
46:01Had to stick
46:02Your nose
46:03In my business
46:05You know what
46:07I'm not even gonna
46:08Blame you Tommy Dreamer
46:10You know what
46:10It's not your fault
46:12Do you wanna know
46:13Whose fault it is
46:14It's your fault
46:16What the hell is this
46:18I dress this way for you
46:21What the hell is this Denise
46:23This is crap
46:25What are the clothes
46:26That Jason and I get you
46:27Is that not good enough
46:28For you
46:29I'm begging you
46:32To say something to me
46:33Yeah right
46:36This is all
46:40Your fault
46:41Somebody give me a shirt
46:46Give me a damn shirt
46:48Put it on
46:51Put it the hell on
46:54Right
46:55Put it on
46:57No wonder
47:01I always gotta look
47:03Some place else
47:04these
47:06Oh yeah
47:06This is
47:10real
47:11None of us
47:13What's up
47:13's
47:14Run
47:15home
47:15home
47:17home
47:18home
47:18home
47:19home
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