Hollyoaks Scott Drinkwell Helps Felix Set up a Dating Profile 24th October 2022

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00:00What's up with you, face ache?

00:01Oh, Felix!

00:04So, it's the half-term holidays, isn't it?

00:06So I thought me and you could brainstorm some uber-cool ideas for the youth club.

00:10Yeah, I'm busy.

00:12Yeah, well, it's nothing that a pie and a pint and a bird won't fix.

00:14Look, I don't want a woman. I want Martina. She doesn't want me.

00:20I came from her solicitors.

00:22She wants to talk divorce settlements and splitting assets.

00:26Yeah, well, you've split up. What do you expect?

00:28I don't know, Warren. How about some sensitivity?

00:31It just feels so final, you know?

00:33I mean, I don't even know how DeMarcus is going to handle it.

00:35I don't even want him to know.

00:37Yeah, well, at least you get to see your kid.

00:39You know, Sienna's making it difficult for me to see mine.

00:42So I've backed off.

00:44Are you just going to take that?

00:45It's complicated.

00:48Anyway, mate, you need to stop moping after someone who is way out of your league.

00:54This, it's all about levels. And you, a basement level.

00:59You know, though, dating is not a bad idea.

01:03You know, you could get over the divorce, have a bit of fun, sort out your ego.

01:08Yeah. Me and you, out on the pub.

01:11Said no one ever since 2012.

01:13Right, Mr Westwood, you are going to have women swiping right, right, right for a hot new mechanic.

01:19What a dating app!

01:21Yeah.

01:22Wait, what? No.

01:23Hey, listen, I've got me gym induction.

01:25I know. Get me.

01:27But when I get back, me and you are going to do your profile pictures, OK?

01:30Because it's all about having a good profile.

01:34Isn't that for desperate sad loners?

01:37I tell you what.

01:38You sign up and 50 quid is yours if you get 10 women interested by the end of the day.

01:46Easiest money I've ever made.

01:48I like to say, yeah, look straight towards me.

01:52OK.

01:54Profile.

01:55Felix Westwood, stud.

01:57Looking for a woman.

01:59Any woman.

02:00Age range, 30...

02:0348 to 98.

02:05Must be into bad boys, cos he is literally bad at everything.

02:10He's not right in my profile.

02:11All right, listen, let's just get a mean and moody one, yeah?

02:14I mean, isn't this a bit, you know...

02:17What?

02:18I don't know, for the guys, a bit more erotic.

02:21Well, Felix, you are erotic.

02:25I mean, look at you, you're just oozing perfection.

02:30Yeah.

02:31Yes.

02:32I mean, look at you, you are dripping in charisma.

02:35Yeah, right.

02:37Dripping in oil?

02:38I mean, you could cook chips on that.

02:41You know what?

02:43Type this.

02:45Felix Westwood.

02:47I like courting the old fashioned way.

02:49Drinks, dinner, dancing.

02:51I like a woman with a nice smile.

02:54Right? And er...

02:55Just up for a laugh.

02:57That's it.

02:59Well, it's basic, but it's...

03:02It's done.

03:03What is?

03:04Yay!

03:06Magic Mike called.

03:07He wants his shirt back.

03:08Yay!

03:09I mean, we were just, erm...

03:12We were just doing a village calendar.

03:15Village people?

03:16No, no, we were promoting businesses for charity, I'll take that.

03:20So...

03:22Right, well.

03:24Pa said you're a bit of a charity case right now, and er...

03:27I should give you a break.

03:28I get it.

03:29It's been tough with Aunt Monty.

03:31And I've been moody recently.

03:33Can't be easy.

03:35Look, I was sorry I was a bit off.

03:37This morning.

03:38Alright, but...

03:39I'm okay now, though.

03:41So what? You wanna hang out?

03:43Go and call it in, maybe?

03:44I'd love to.

03:45Look, I know it's a bit expensive, but...

03:48What's with all the pings?

03:51I'm just a public guy.

03:53Hey, and don't worry about the dough.

03:55Alright. Fair enough.

03:56There's a new player in town.

03:5950 quid.

04:01I bet it's a bet.

04:0280.

04:03You wereелей house broken mic.

04:05Still are...

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