Northerners thoughts on why the UK never win Eurovision

Eurovision starts on the 13th May with the final taking place on the 17th of May at St. Jakobshalle, Basel. But why do you think the UK never win?

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00:00Eurovision, have you watched Eurovision?

00:02I haven't.

00:03Have you not? Never?

00:04No. No.

00:06I can't say I've ever watched an episode of Eurovision, unfortunately.

00:09I'm not too sure.

00:11Like, obviously, I can't even remember what happened.

00:13I think it was Netherlands last year where they had that good song.

00:16I don't know what went wrong with that.

00:18I can't even remember it.

00:20But to be fair, I think we just need to put a bit more passion into us, really.

00:23That's all you really need to say.

00:25I think it's just the UK. It's meant to poo.

00:28So that's probably why.

00:30I sound really cliche, but we do not have a big enough music presence in schools.

00:35I know Eurovision would be later in life they do it.

00:40But when I was in primary school, I started to learn guitar.

00:44Gave up entirely because I wasn't learning anything interesting.

00:48The course was about music theory.

00:51But when you're in junior school trying to learn guitar, you don't care what a G chord is.

00:58You're not bothered.