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Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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01:31Friends, you're looking at a Hazard County white Christmas,
01:34because that's as white as it's going to get.
01:36Joyful and triumphant, O come ye, O come ye, to Bethlehem.
01:46Come and behold him, for the King of Abraham.
01:54It was a good time.
01:55The crops were in and the cattle were out.
01:57It was a time for carers and words of good cheer.
02:03It was a time for giving.
02:05That is, except for old boss Hogg.
02:07Of course, he was always in for taking.
02:08I want you to get out there and tug at their heartstrings.
02:12Make them feel guilty.
02:14Get them to cough up plenty.
02:17How you doing in here?
02:19Uncle Jesse, you're just in time.
02:20I need your finger.
02:22Y'all sure sounded pretty over there, Uncle Jesse.
02:25Well, it weren't no tabernacle choir,
02:27but it's easy on the ears and fills the heart.
02:29You know, it sure was a good idea, Cooter,
02:31for you and the scouts to make these wreaths
02:33and pre-sell the Christmas trees.
02:34Well, say, shouldn't them boys be rolling into town
02:38with them trees right about now?
02:39Yes, sir.
02:39They ought to be here any time now.
02:42Well, the boys had picked up the trees
02:44for Cooter and the scouts.
02:46Kind of figures they'd use the orange truck, don't they?
02:52Say, do you, uh,
02:53you pick out a Christmas tree for Uncle Jesse?
02:55Ah, it's in the back with the rest of them.
02:57Oh, now, that's real, real smart.
03:00I tied a ribbon on it.
03:07What the heck is that, now?
03:12I don't know, looks a lot like somebody's laundry.
03:16Must have fell out the back of Cecil's truck.
03:18I guess.
03:22I'll tell you,
03:23somebody's gonna be awful mad at Cecil.
03:27See what we got here.
03:28All right.
03:29Back off, turkeys.
03:31No way to get hurt.
03:32Now, that ain't laundry.
03:34But the Duke boys are being taken to the cleaners.
03:37Back off.
03:39You ready, Luke?
03:40Wishing you
03:41a most joyful
03:43and merry holiday season.
03:45Roscoe, you know something?
03:46You know something, today sure is gonna be a day worth getting up for.
03:54For one thing, I got my Santa closers out collecting, and for another, if my plan goes according to schedule,
04:02you will have the total monopoly on all the Christmas trees sold in Hazard Gallery.
04:08Yeah.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Not to mention Bo and Luke Duke behind bars.
04:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:14Hooray.
04:18Uh-oh.
04:19Looks like Bo and Luke don't have a prayer.
04:22Then again, maybe they do.
04:24Well, they figure they knew we was coming.
04:45Now, from where I sit, this whole thing smells like it's downwind from a cowboy on a hot June day.
04:59Ready?
05:01Ow!
05:05Sounds pretty good.
05:08Give me the plates.
05:11Well, so far, so good.
05:13Well, be so kind just to hold that for a second.
05:16Yeah, for a split second.
05:17Yeah, I'll just put that.
05:19Oh, that's in there a little too far.
05:20I'll just use this.
05:21No, that's a...
05:22Hurry, hurry, hurry.
05:24Will you please?
05:25Hurry on now.
05:27Ow!
05:27Ow!
05:28Oh, you dropped a hole in the damn bike!
05:29Oh!
05:30Well, that's...
05:31Cover it up!
05:33Cover it up!
05:33Cover it up!
05:34Quick!
05:35Oh, don't use my hat, would you?
05:43Howdy.
05:47How you doing?
05:48You boys need a lift?
05:49Yeah, we sure do.
05:50You wouldn't be heading towards Hazard, would you?
05:52Just happen to be going that way.
05:54Hop in!
05:54Well, all right.
05:55Thanks, Reverend.
05:55Okay.
05:58Thank you, H.C.
06:01They left the Christmas tree farm Central City over an hour ago.
06:06Oh, here he do.
06:07Get over to the boy's nest and do a swab job.
06:10The water there is reaching the high water mark.
06:12Yeah, you can hang ten.
06:15Well, why so long?
06:16Something happen?
06:18Bo and Luke, they should have been here with the Christmas trees by now.
06:20I sure hope nothing's happened to him, with respect to the trees.
06:26Yeah, good.
06:33Thanks a lot for the lift, Reverend.
06:35I'm his humble shepherd, tending flock.
06:38Gathering those who go astray.
06:39If it wasn't for you, we'd still be walking.
06:41Go with God.
06:43You bet.
06:43Thanks, sir.
06:44Take care now.
06:44Hey, where y'all been?
06:51We was hijacked.
06:52You were hijacked?
06:54But halfway between here and Central City, boss.
06:57It's all right.
06:57A nice preacher stopped and picked us up.
06:59Now, ain't that a kick in the gist?
07:01Yeah.
07:02Oh, whoever would have done something so despicable.
07:05Yeah.
07:06As soon as we find out, y'all be the first ones to know.
07:08Gentlemen, you left this on the front seat.
07:11It might be important.
07:13Oh, hell.
07:13Here.
07:14Oh, yeah.
07:16Well, let's everybody see what this is.
07:18Yeah.
07:18Oh, looky here.
07:21Why, there must be at least $500 in here or more.
07:25$500?
07:26Now, wait just a minute.
07:27That ain't ours.
07:28Uh, Roscoe, cast your eyes on the front of this envelope and tell me and all those here
07:33assembled what names you see there.
07:36Bo and Luke Duke.
07:37Oh, do not tell me that.
07:39Bo and Luke Duke.
07:41Well, well, well.
07:42Now, how did you boys get your grubby hands on money like this?
07:46Unless, unless you're the very hijackers who hijack yourself.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Now, just a minute, J.D.
07:55Are you accusing them boys of stealing them trees?
07:58Well, you got any witnesses who say they didn't?
08:01Well, hold on.
08:02You got any witnesses who say we did?
08:03Yeah.
08:04I got 500 witnesses here, which I am now impounding as evidence.
08:08Rasko, do your duty.
08:10Go ahead.
08:11Come on.
08:12Wait, wait, wait.
08:14Whoa.
08:15Look at this.
08:16They're stealing.
08:17They're stealing my bits.
08:18Get it.
08:19Woo.
08:21Get my place.
08:22Get it.
08:22Go on.
08:25Hold it.
08:25Hold it.
08:29Hold it right there.
08:30Just freeze it right there.
08:31Just move it over there.
08:32I'm commanding this at the command room.
08:35I'm taking this people over.
08:37I'm in hot pursuit.
08:39Gee, J.D., you got to be three bricks shy of a load
08:43resting those boys on circumstantial evidence that ain't right.
08:58Hey, Doug.
08:59Hey.
09:00What, Doug?
09:06Hey, I'm going to have to get your car washed for you.
09:11Hey, dude.
09:13This sure is a dandy way you figured out to clear us.
09:16A stolen police car?
09:18It's a lot better than trying to track them hijackers from inside Roscoe's slammer.
09:23Old Roscoe was firewalling that commandeered car,
09:26and that poor old dude figured he'd never see Christmas.
09:28And with Bo and Luke running like a scalded cat,
09:31they never even noticed what lay the head.
09:48You know, friends,
09:49sometimes fate just seems to dump on you.
09:51Oh, oh, oh!
10:03Shit!
10:11Flash!
10:12Oh, Flash!
10:15Flash!
10:16Where are you, girl?
10:25Flash!
10:25Where are you?
10:28Don't bother me now, Flash!
10:32Flash!
10:35Flash!
10:39Flash, where were you?
10:40You want me to do that?
10:44All right, come on out here.
10:46Come out here.
10:47It was the night before Christmas.
10:48All through the jail.
10:50Hey, we got you.
10:54Don't get your tail over your back, Daisy.
10:56Well?
10:57Well, I ain't saying that Bo and Luke hijacked them.
11:00What I'm saying is,
11:01well, you know, it looks kind of funny,
11:04what with all the evidence that boss got.
11:06Not to mention the word of a man of the cloth.
11:11Much as I never, but never,
11:14thought that Bo and Luke Duke would ever stoop so low
11:17as to hijack the town's Christmas trees.
11:20Facts is facts.
11:22Right, Reverend?
11:24No offense to you, Reverend,
11:25but I know my cousins are innocent.
11:27Well, it don't make no difference what nobody thinks.
11:30We still ain't got no trees for Christmas.
11:32Ah, now that ain't a fact.
11:34Maybe Bo and Luke Duke will let the good people
11:37that has it down, but not J.D. Hawk.
11:39Folks, listen to this.
11:41I got a whole truckload of Christmas trees
11:43coming into town.
11:44There's very many.
11:47This is my favorite, country fried spaghetti.
11:49I don't care if it's your lunch hour.
11:51I got my bail money and I want the boys.
11:53All right, Uncle Jesse.
11:55But I have to say,
11:56I might have surprised you, Bo and Luke.
11:57First off, I ain't your Uncle Jesse.
11:59And secondly, you know as well as I do
12:01that Bo and Luke wouldn't steal nothing.
12:03It's none of my business,
12:13but you're paying pretty steep
12:15for a bunch of Christmas trees.
12:17Yeah, well, when you figure
12:20disgracing them Duke boys
12:21in front of the whole town
12:22and sending them up the river
12:24for a good long time
12:25and add in the money
12:26I'm going to make off them trees,
12:28it's cheap at triple the price.
12:32There's your money, Reverend.
12:34And remember,
12:36after you and your boys
12:37deliver them trees,
12:38I want you and them
12:39to disappear.
12:41Front of.
12:41Oh, man.
13:00Oh, man.
13:00¡Gracias!
13:30¡Gracias!
14:00¡Gracias!
14:30¡Gracias!
15:00¡Gracias!
15:30¡Gracias!
15:50¡Gracias!
16:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:02No, no, no, no, no.
17:04No, no, no, no, no.
17:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
17:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
17:42Rosco, don't you let them Duke boys out of your sight
17:46They know too much
17:48Poor old Bo and Luke was feeling lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut
17:53I just don't know what happened in there, Luke
17:55He ain't never given up that easy
17:56Without no evidence against him, he's got us over a barrel
17:59Well, you better think of something
18:02Because everybody in town is starting to believe you really did hijack those trees
18:06There's got to be some way of tracking them down
18:08I got it, man
18:12Hello
18:14Uh, where are you?
18:19I'm ready to leave Central City
18:20Now listen, there's an old shack out Route 71 near Hobson's Creek
18:26Meet me there in an hour
18:27Okay
18:28Who's Willie?
18:35Let's go
18:35Well, we shouldn't worry about a thing because old cousin Luke thinks something
18:40Watch
18:42Watch what?
18:44No, the watch that guy's wearing
18:45It's the same watch the guy in the sack was wearing when he was hijacked
18:49Well, let's go talk to him about it
18:51All right, Daisy
18:57Where's Bo and Luke off to anyway?
18:59Well, they're doing your work, Roscoe
19:00And going off and proving their innocence by chasing those hijackers
19:04Oh, yeah
19:04All right
19:06What are you waiting for?
19:07Go after him
19:08Yeah, we wait
19:08Who?
19:09What?
19:09Who?
19:10Who?
19:10Who do you think?
19:11Clay-free
19:11Who?
19:12Luke, Luke, right?
19:12I was just checking
19:14Get out of the floor
19:15Oh
19:16Oh
19:17Oh
19:17Oh
19:18Oh
19:19Oh
19:19Oh
19:20Oh
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19:31Oh
19:31Oh
19:32Oh
19:32Oh
19:33Oh
19:34Oh
19:34What is it?
19:37It's them toque, fellas
19:38And there's a cop car right behind them
19:41Do you think they recognize us?
19:44No, I don't know
19:44But let's not stop to find out
19:46Hit it
19:46Let's go
19:47Now wouldn't you just know
20:03The road the boys would be on
20:04Would be busier
20:05Than a set of jumper cables
20:06At a hazard family reunion
20:08Hang on
20:20Well, if that truck don't stop them
20:22Roscoe will
20:23Or gravity
20:24Roscoe always was big on desserts
20:47In all the confusion
20:52Old Bo and Luke lost the tree nappers
20:53Sure ain't gonna be much of a holiday
20:58With a jail sentence hanging over y'all's head
21:00And no money for Christmas presents
21:02That Scrooge Hulk
21:03Putting a squeeze on everybody
21:05Making them pay for Christmas trees
21:08That have already been bought and paid for
21:10That's it
21:12What's it?
21:14How we're gonna get boss to tell us
21:16Who them hijackers are
21:17And where to find them
21:18You said it yourself, Uncle Jesse
21:21I did?
21:23Sure
21:23Scrooge Hulk
21:24Remember in Dickens Christmas Carol
21:27How them ghosts from the different Christmases
21:28Came back to haunt it?
21:29They scared him so much
21:31They made him a changed man
21:32Boss Hulk takes a nap
21:34Every afternoon at 4.30
21:35It ain't midnight
21:36But it might work
21:37Well, that's all well and good
21:40But
21:40Where are you gonna get your ghost?
21:44Where are you gonna get your ghost?
21:46No way to work?
21:51Flash, don't you peek now
21:53You were peeking, I can tell
21:56No, no
21:57You gotta keep those beautiful brown eyes of yours closed
22:01There
22:02Roscoe, that means the animal don't ever open its eyes long enough to close them
22:07Well, I don't want her to see her Christmas present before Christmas morning
22:12It's gonna spoil it for her
22:13No, dear
22:13Roscoe, you gotta be dumber than a rock
22:16To spend your good money on a Christmas present for a dog
22:19All right, just get yourself that muttonous Christmas present out of here, will you?
22:23While I take my afternoon nap
22:26Boss
22:27Boss
22:29You're eating one of Flash's Christmas presents
22:33Huh?
22:35Yeah
22:35We gotta go now
22:39And let Boss Hulk have a little snooze
22:41A merry sleeping kitchen
22:43Well, his boss settled down and laid his little fat head to rest
22:47The Dukes was putting mares to work
22:49Figuring confession was good for the soul
22:51And hoping old Boss had a soul to begin with
23:13Jefferson Davis, how?
23:24Jefferson Davis, how?
23:26Are you listening, JD?
23:28Huh?
23:29Huh?
23:30Huh?
23:31Huh?
23:32Huh?
23:33Huh?
23:34Huh?
23:35Who's there?
23:36Who are you?
23:37This here's the ghost of Christmas past
23:40You're the meanest, stingiest, crookedest man in all Hazard County
23:47If not the entire state
23:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have, I have, yeah
23:52Well, you know, I just always wanted to be first and everything
23:56Dipping sparrows in peroxide and selling them as canaries
24:02Telling poor little orphans that Santa Claus is too old to get around anymore
24:09Well, now hold on, that ain't true
24:12I, I've given plenty at Christmas time
24:15Hell
24:16J.D., the only thing you ever gave at Christmas time was the measles
24:23I wanted to do more, but I couldn't, uh, I kept forgetting
24:31Boss, this is the ghost of Christmas future
24:35Future?
24:36Uh, my future is there?
24:39And it ain't too bright
24:41Matter of fact, you're gonna need headlights to see where you're going
24:45No money, no widows, just plenty of nothing
24:53How'd I ever get this wheel?
24:58This is the ghost of Christmas present
25:01Present
25:02You had better change your ways, J.D.
25:06Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
25:08That is, while you still have a chance
25:10Give back those Christmas trees
25:15Clear those nice young Duke boys
25:19And confess that it was you that had their truck hijacked
25:27And clear the good name of Duke
25:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll confess
25:32I'll tell you, I'll tell you everything
25:35Break it, one break it, one crazy cooter coming at you
25:38He got your ears on board, come on, come on
25:41For a man who'd done as many tune-ups as he'd done
25:45Cooter sure had a bad sense of timing
25:47And it looks like Bo, Luke and Daisy have just blown a big hole in the Christmas stocking
26:02Meanwhile, Willie and the boys were planning to blow a big hole in Boss's safe
26:17Well, yeah, I'm sorry, y'all
26:21I just didn't know what y'all were up to, you know
26:23I could have
26:24It wasn't your fault, you had no way of knowing
26:26Tomorrow night's Christmas Eve
26:29We might as well forget the whole blame thing
26:31Yeah, me and the scouts will start taking the money back in the morning
26:35Now, hold on
26:36These people bought and paid for them trees, and they're gonna get them
26:39Well, bless your little cotton socks, Luke
26:41How do you figure on doing that?
26:43We'll get them the same way Boss got them from us
26:45Now, just hold on in there, I hear you
26:47You know how I feel about stealing
26:50Ain't gonna be no stealing involved, Uncle Jesse
26:52We're merely gonna relocate them trees to the rightful owners
26:56Merry Christmas
26:59Merry Christmas
27:00Well, while Luke stayed up half the night planning to relocate them trees
27:06The Reverend and his boys was fixing to add their special touch to the Christmas season
27:10I don't know
27:11Hitting them just before Christmas Eve sounds like it's gonna work
27:15But they're gonna recognize us for sure
27:18Not in these disguises
27:20Can you think of a better idea this time of year?
27:25Good
27:25Okay, now the Andersons will be the last place I have to deliver
27:28Hey, Luke
27:29How are we gonna deliver them trees without anybody recognizing us?
27:33We're all gonna be dressed up like Sandy Claus
27:36Six Santa Clauses?
27:39Where are they gonna get 48 tiny reindeer?
27:41Look, if we go in the center of town and take all them trees out
27:44Roscoe's gonna catch us before we deliver the first one
27:46It's gonna take a little fancy footwork
27:47We make them think we are where we ain't and we ain't where we are
27:50What we're gonna need is three pickups
27:52Same color, same model
27:54Cooter, does that ring a bell?
27:55Yeah
27:55Yellow Pine Construction Company
27:58Old Murphy will fix us up
27:59Let me call him
28:00Absolutely
28:00I just don't see how we're gonna go in the center of town
28:04And take them trees out from under everybody's noses
28:06Take a miracle, that's all
28:08That's the time of year for it
28:09Ho, ho, ho
28:10Well, let's do it to him
28:13By way of helping their miracle along
28:20The boys got the necessary vehicles
28:22And helped themselves to three Santa Claus suits
28:25Courtesy of J.D. Hogg's charitable foundation
28:28Now the next couple of steps was mighty important
28:41So while Cooter set out to see Roscoe wouldn't cause them any problems
28:45Bo and Luke, that's them
28:47Waited for Boston's bank to close before creating a little diversion
28:51By dropping a couple of harmless smoke bombs inside the empty bank
28:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:03All right, here it is
29:07Where are you?
29:08There you are!
29:09That's my bank!
29:09Call the fire department!
29:11Oh, here I'll just call the fire
29:12Ooh, that's a doozy
29:13And Operation Santa Claus Christmas Tree was underway
29:27Hey, boss, the fire department's on its way
29:34Don't forget it, there ain't no fire
29:35Just a lot of smoke coming from this thing
29:38Leave smoke
29:39Somebody wants my bank to smell like a hill
29:43It does smell like a little bacon, doesn't it?
29:46Like Christmas trees!
29:48No, it's more like bacon
29:49That Santa Claus is stealing my trees!
29:53Well, just don't stand there, rabbit brain
29:55Stop that truck, fella, that Santa Claus
29:57You know you can't trust nobody nowadays
29:59Freeze!
30:01Freeze!
30:02Good, oh, that's terrible
30:04Santa Claus stealing
30:05I never
30:06I mean, that is the epitome
30:08Oh, yes
30:08Oh, oh
30:09Oh, oh, oh
30:23Oh, oh, oh
30:25Oh, sir, it never rains, but it pours on Roscoe.
30:35Then again, if you think it's all clear and sunshine for Santa Claus,
30:42you don't know how fast things can change in Hazard.
30:55Oh, boss will kill me.
31:12Let's clean it.
31:13What?
31:14Look, you had them, then you lost them again, Ted.
31:17Who? Lost who?
31:17Santa Claus. He stole the boss's Christmas trees.
31:20Santa Claus, Ted?
31:22Well, it ain't the real Santa Claus.
31:24No, it ain't the real.
31:25What am I saying?
31:26You said it wouldn't do.
31:27I know what I said!
31:28He was that white-bearded, red-suited, drunk in the truck.
31:32In the truck?
31:32Em and his Steven partners took my trees.
31:34Didn't you see him?
31:35Well, I...
31:36All right, forget it, Luke.
31:37Just get in your car and cover Hazard north and west.
31:40Roscoe and me will get in mine and cover the rest.
31:43Right.
31:44Get in there, man.
31:46I'm going.
31:55Here we go!
31:59Here we go!
32:03Well, while boss, Roscoe, and Cletus were out chasing their three Santas,
32:08three other Kris Kringles were off to partake of boss's bounty.
32:11All right.
32:32All right, now, everybody knows their scouting positions and the root they're going to take.
32:35Yes, sir!
32:36Now, fill it up with as many trees as you can, and then come back for more when you run out.
32:42Yeah, okay.
32:42Now, just so as you don't get all muddled, Santa Cooter's in pickup A, Santa Bow's in pickup B,
32:57and Santa Luke's in pickup C.
33:00Now, golly, it's going to work.
33:02Now, you better stay alert, because it could get a little bit puzzling,
33:06which is exactly what it's supposed to do to boss and Roscoe and Cletus.
33:10Santa Claus, I just seen him.
33:11Where, Cletus, where?
33:14That needs to open the road.
33:15I'm down and gone.
33:18We'll kneel him when he intersects with 71.
33:21Yeah, we'll...
33:21Now, Roscoe, shift your brains on a neutral, and move it, move it!
33:25Put that thing to the floor!
33:26Oh, ho, ho, ho!
33:40Merry Christmas, boss!
33:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
33:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
33:46Cletus, you've got a hole in your screen door!
33:49He's going north, not east!
33:51No, not east!
33:53Now he's going west!
33:55That's impossible!
33:56He's going north!
33:57North, north, north!
33:58What?
34:00Cousin, boss, if that's true,
34:01will somebody tell the sun it's setting in the wrong place?
34:04There you go!
34:23Thanks, sir!
34:24Ha, ha, ha!
34:25La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
34:27Still got a feeling I should have gone along to help out.
34:35Oh, Uncle Jesse, don't go get yourself puckered up about this.
34:39I mean, after all, if Bo and Luke need help, they know where you are.
34:42Guess you're right.
34:43The Boer's Nest was kind of deserted on Christmas Eve.
34:58But even then, some folks got to work.
35:02Just you play it cool and shut your traps.
35:06See if that's a closet.
35:12That's what it is.
35:13Move to the closet without any fuss.
35:17You fellas wouldn't happen to be the ones that hijacked the Christmas trees now, would you?
35:23What's it to you, Grandpa?
35:27I ain't your grandpa.
35:30And I was just curious.
35:31Get in there.
35:32All right, all right, hold it here.
35:57Here, here, here, here.
35:59Dancer to blitzing, dancer to blitzing.
36:02Got a blizzard on my tail, my sled's out of presents, and I need a great big ho, ho, ho, come on.
36:10Blitz the dancer.
36:11I'm on my way.
36:13All right, I say south.
36:14Well, boss, I say east.
36:16You don't know you're east from your...
36:18What's that?
36:20Winner!
36:22Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.
36:26He ain't got no trees with him.
36:29Yeah, and you ain't got no trees.
36:31Follow us.
36:31Come on, come on, come on.
36:32While Willie and the boys started to open up their Christmas present early,
36:43Bo and Luke and Cooter continued to spread Christmas cheer
36:46and boss and Roscoe and Cletus all around Hazard County.
36:50Merry Christmas.
36:51We see about midnight then.
36:52Is that a promise?
36:53That there's a promise.
36:54Flapjack's on a Ferris wheel.
37:10I must have lost him, cousin boss.
37:12No, we got him.
37:13He said it west on Piker's rear.
37:14Got you, West.
37:20You said it west?
37:22That ain't west.
37:23That...
37:23Cousin boss?
37:28Could you send somebody out here to get me?
37:31I'm lost.
37:41We've got all we can get.
37:42Come on.
37:43Let's move out.
37:48Move it, move it.
37:49Well, you heard what the man said.
37:51Let's move it.
37:52Let's move it.
37:53If them crooks get across the county line,
38:05Bo and Luke will be 10 years getting home for Christmas.
38:08Ho, ho, ho, ho, Cassie.
38:26Oh, Kevin.
38:28¡Oh, oh, oh, Kevin!
38:49¡Oh!
38:50¡Oh, oh, oh!
38:50¡Oh, that's the way it's still going out here!
38:52Bo, Luke, and Cooter playing hide-and-seek
38:54with Boss, Roscoe, and Cleese.
38:56While Daisy and Jesse are trying to catch
38:58it's their three Santas.
38:59There ain't but six Santas here, friends.
39:01Thanks, Uncle Jesse.
39:15Well, Boss, I guess we lost them.
39:18What do you mean we lost them?
39:20Well, you and...
39:21Roscoe, you ought to sue your brains
39:23for non-support.
39:25Well, I'm going to find them again.
39:26You couldn't find the floor
39:29if you fell out of beer.
39:36Shepherd of Beard the Chief,
39:37Shepherd of Beard the Chief,
39:38we need you at Indian Road.
39:39What?
39:40Who was that?
39:40Oh, who cares?
39:41Who cares?
39:42Just keep your eyes peeled.
39:44They've got to be coming along here
39:45sooner or later.
39:45Look at that!
39:54Did you see that?
39:55Yeah.
39:55There's three Santa Clauses!
39:56Three of them!
39:57There's three of them!
39:58Well, no wonder we couldn't find them
39:59and be chasing all over the police.
40:01I wonder what happened to that pickup
40:02they were driving.
40:03Well, obviously, they had the little elves
40:05to make them a blue car for Christmas.
40:06Come on, follow them, you dingbat!
40:09Over, come on, get this thing started!
40:11Move it!
40:11Move it!
40:12Come on, Jesse!
40:20Petus, this is your superior officer speaking.
40:23They're headed down Indian Road
40:25towards Bear's Hollow.
40:27You got that?
40:28Come on.
40:38Ho, ho, ho!
40:39This here's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Duke
40:41calling Blitzen.
40:43I done made all my rounds.
40:44Head back to Santa's Village, Rudolph.
40:51Spencer, you got your ears on?
40:54Got my ears on, my sled's empty,
40:56and I'm heading for the pool.
40:57I'm gone.
40:59Now, let's all go home.
41:01And a Merry Christmas to one and all.
41:03Now, if any of you folks out there
41:13happen to be in the vicinity of Indian Road
41:15and Bear Holler Junction,
41:17y'all better move.
41:18All right, you three, out of there.
41:29Let's go.
41:30Let's go, you merry men.
41:31Just come on out of there.
41:32Let's go.
41:32Well, Boss had a mighty tough decision to make.
41:35He could order Roscoe to arrest
41:36the three Santas who had stole his trees
41:38that he had stolen from them.
41:41Or he could order the arrest of the three
41:43who had stolen the trees
41:44that had just been stolen from him
41:46after he had stolen...
41:47Well, you get the idea.
41:49What really made up Boss's mind
41:51was Jesse showing him the sacks of money
41:53that had been stolen from Boss's safe
41:55while he was off chasing Bo, Luke, and Cooter.
41:57Roscoe, these Santa Clauses,
41:59these are the ones.
42:00And so all charges against the Dukes were dropped.
42:04Christmas Eve came to Hazard.
42:06That is, everywhere in Hazard
42:07but the boar's nest.
42:08Boss, you're not supposed to open
42:09your Christmas present before Christmas.
42:11It's just a little present from Flash and me.
42:14A Christmas Carol.
42:15Yeah.
42:16By who?
42:16A little...
42:17Charles Dickens.
42:18Yeah, a little Charlie Dickens.
42:19Never heard of him.
42:20Oh, well, Mrs. Perkins down there
42:22at the bookstore said
42:22that that was a Christmas classic.
42:24Good.
42:25Humbug.
42:26Let you and me get ourselves some beer.
42:29Boss, I'd just love to
42:30but I got to go after the Duke farm.
42:32Now, you're not going to believe this
42:33but after all that happened
42:35that Duke family's done
42:37bought Flash a Christmas present.
42:38They did.
42:39Yeah, she just can't wait to see what it is.
42:41I can't either.
42:42Oh, Boss.
42:44Merry Christmas.
42:45Oh, yeah, you bet.
42:46Merry Christmas, little bad buddy.
42:49Oh, I just can't wait to see what it is.
42:52I'll bet it's a doozy.
42:53Good job.
42:59And with Lulu away,
43:01old Boss was as lonely as old Waylon
43:03on the night of the Country Music Association Awards.
43:05Well, Boss began to read about old Ebenezer Scrooge,
43:35the meanest, stingiest, and uncaringest person
43:38in the whole wide world.
43:51He read about what Scrooge had done
43:52to his former partner, Marley.
43:54to Bob Cratchit and, of course,
43:57to Tiny Tim.
43:58Oh, yeah.
44:01Oh, spirit, said Scrooge,
44:04tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
44:06I see a vacant seat, replied the ghost.
44:10He read about the ghost of Christmas past
44:12and the ghost of Christmas present
44:13and the ghost of Christmas future.
44:15Silent night
44:22Holy night
44:28All is calm
44:33All is bright
44:38Round yon virgin
44:43Mother and child
44:48Holy infant
44:53So tender
44:56and mild
44:58Look, go in there.
44:59Read, Dad.
44:59What's that say?
45:00It says
45:01Merry Christmas, Flash.
45:03Come on, do you want to?
45:09Oh, J.D.
45:10Hello, Jesse.
45:11I was just wondering
45:13if y'all could spare
45:15a little Christmas cheer
45:16for one of your fellow citizens
45:18namely me.
45:21J.D.,
45:22you just get yourself in here.
45:26Merry Christmas, J.D.
45:29Hey, everybody.
45:30Look
45:31Look who come to see us.
45:34Merry Christmas.
45:36Yeah, it's me.
45:37Merry Christmas, everybody.
45:40And
45:40God bless us.
45:42Every one.
45:44Oh, boss.
45:45Why don't you join in with us?
45:47Come on, everybody.
45:47Let's do Deck the Halls.
45:48Deck the Halls with vows of holly
45:52Ha, la, la, la, la, la, la
45:55There's a season to be now
45:57Ha, la, la, la, la, la
46:00Ha, la, la, la, la
46:00Shh.
46:02Listen.
46:10Did you boys put bells on Maudine the Mule?
46:12Oh, sir.
46:16Do you reckon?
46:17Oh, hey.
46:18Tis the season to be jolly
46:21Listen, now, don't laugh.
46:23If it could happen anywhere
46:24It would happen in Hazard County.
46:27Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
46:29Do you remember the root of Holland?
46:33Do you remember the earth to leave?
46:35Weird, do you remember the same?
46:40Let's do it.
46:40Oh, hey, it'll be right.
46:43Oh, hey, it'll be right.
46:45Oh, hey, it'll be right fine.
46:47The other day..
46:49Oh, hey!
46:49Oh, my happy one
46:51Oh, nice, ow!
46:52Littlemaking
46:53¡Gracias!
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