- 5/8/2025
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 2 Bargaining Pt 2
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00:00be brave live for me we need the the world and the underworld to believe that buffy is alive and
00:19well you're a machine you're telling me there's no slayer in sunnydale it was like a trick
00:29a robot i'm programmed to go to you when i'm injured good thinking town is wide open
00:37nowhere like the hell mouth throw party let's ride
00:41i've gone not one for goodbyes i thought it best to sleep out quietly
00:49love to you all child talking about raising the dead what if something does go wrong
00:54i'm telling you it won't we saw her body will we buried it but her soul her essence
01:01she could be trapped in some sort of hell dimension i'm not gonna leave her there
01:06osiris here lies the warrior of the people let her cross over oh my god
01:14she needs help willow oh my you're nothing but a toy
01:24get her release her willow i need service
01:34no
01:42oh i'm dangerously close
01:59systems failure must disengage from combat so oh willow can service me
02:12i'll service this girl toy
02:15willow
02:27are you sure she's okay
02:31or it's okay it's only when they just had snakes coming out of their mouth
02:37what the hell was that all about era
02:39less talk
02:41more running away
02:43i'm sure the woods will give us cover their motorcycles can't follow us
02:46someone should tell them that
02:51new plan
02:52let's split up
02:54no
02:56bad plan
02:58i'll take her
03:01no
03:01i can carry her
03:02i'll keep her saved
03:04we should meet up somewhere
03:08the magic box
03:11whoever gets there first
03:12hold on the spike
03:13we can't
03:20it's lost
03:22go
03:23no
03:26no
03:29no
03:33no
03:33no
03:34no
03:34no
03:43no
03:43no
03:46I don't know.
04:16I don't know.
04:46I don't know.
05:16I don't know.
05:18I don't know.
05:20I don't know.
05:22I don't know.
05:24Sandra, where?
05:26Where?
05:27Shh.
05:28Shh.
05:29We're using a quiet voice, Will.
05:33What?
05:34Where's Tara?
05:36Off and running.
05:38Like we need to be.
05:40We gotta keep moving.
05:42Moving?
05:44Oh, right.
05:46Demons.
05:48On bikes.
05:50Yeah.
05:51We've got trouble.
05:54Right here in Hellmouth City.
05:56In our very own world, but Buffy led them right to us.
05:59Buffy.
06:00Rachel, we have to go back then.
06:02Well, I told you.
06:04I told you.
06:05No.
06:06We have to try again.
06:08We can't.
06:09We have to, Xander.
06:10I...
06:11She's...
06:12She's waiting.
06:13She's counting on us.
06:14On...
06:15On me.
06:16I can't leave her there anymore.
06:18I won't.
06:19We have to finish.
06:20I won't.
06:21We have to finish.
06:30No.
06:33The end of cirrhosis.
06:35Osiris?
06:36Yeah.
06:39It got kinda...
06:42Broken.
06:45It's broken.
06:46I remember.
06:51So we'll find another one.
06:53Better made.
06:55Onye and I will jump back into the web.
06:57There is no other one.
07:02Okay, then we'll fix this one.
07:05A little tape.
07:07A dab of crazy glue.
07:09No.
07:11It's the news.
07:12The urn's defiled.
07:14It's gone.
07:15Nothing.
07:17It's all for nothing.
07:19It's gone.
07:21Nothing.
07:23It's all for nothing.
07:26It's all for nothing.
07:32But he's gone.
07:36She's really gone.
07:37It's all for nothing.
07:38I'm really gone.
07:39I'm really gone.
08:07What's going on?
08:08Stay away from the window.
08:20what's going on stay away from the window
08:31what is it what's happening just do as i say i'm gonna check the rest of the house don't move
08:40over here stop your moaning
08:52was that really necessary in the simple
08:57just saying it's rank get off it clyde
09:09no razor and the others head back to town leave us here to hunt down strays
09:13hey you gotta bug up your crack you take it up with razor
09:19until then you do as he says and shut your hole
09:25before i rip you a new one
09:28screw this let's get out of here let's go hit some stores
09:43it doesn't sound like they found willow and xander
09:49did he say stores hitting stores does that mean looting
09:55i think i think the woods led out over this way
10:01we should keep off the streets
10:03take alleys if we can
10:06we can't loot the magic shop
10:10not now
10:11we just got it
10:12let's go
10:14you don't think we'll cause a lot of damage
10:18shield
10:25a couple of stakes
10:40Holy water, one cross
10:43Brilliant
10:46Here
10:49Who's going to bloody thump you?
10:52I told you, stay away from the window
10:54Who are they?
10:57Aliens
10:58Road pirates
10:59They raid towns
11:02Use them up, burn them down
11:04It's usually backwaters
11:05New place
11:07Any place they think is vulnerable
11:11I know
11:13The Slayer's gone
11:21We can't stay here
11:22Well, I'm not going out there
11:26You've got no choice, babe
11:27Can't protect you, babe
11:28We can lock the doors, turn out the lights
11:30What? Hide under the bed linen?
11:33It's not really my style
11:34But we need to wait for the others, and Buffy
11:36Bot
11:40You know, the Buffy bot
11:42We have to wait to see if the others
11:46Look
11:47Don
11:51I get that you're scared
11:54But I'm your sitter
11:56So mind me
11:58I'm not going to let any of those buggers
12:02Lay so much as a warty digit on you
12:04Right
12:07Right
12:10Right, then
12:12Can't wait around to see if the others will pop in
12:16Or on our own
12:17No one's coming to our rescue
12:19Oh, no one's coming to my film
12:21Daddy, help her
12:22Bam!
12:26Some就是的 everything
12:29Sh oft
12:30I can't hear people
12:34I can't see you
12:36Because we're worked
12:36But not really
12:38rolle exercises
12:38I can't see you
12:38Mother
12:39a lot of things
12:40That's why it's been hard
12:40But not really
12:41Bel irony
12:42All were
12:43I let theses
12:44Be with me
12:45I didn't
12:46Don't seem to see you
12:46I just didn't take you
12:47I see you
12:48The End
13:18The End
13:48The End
14:18Willow, Xander
14:19I'm not here
14:27Oh thank god
14:29No
14:32I mean my store hasn't been looted
14:34Yet
14:36Xander
14:49They're all right
14:52Where are they?
14:54Why aren't they here?
14:56I don't know
14:56They could be hurt
14:57Xander to be like somewhere broken and bleeding, calling out my name
15:02Oh no
15:02Like that, oh god
15:04I know
15:05What if
15:06What if they're really hurt?
15:08What if they're down right here?
15:09They're not
15:10How do you know?
15:12Because he's with Willow
15:14And if something happened
15:17I'd know
15:18And so would you
15:22You think?
15:27I'm sure of it
15:28They're fine
15:33They're both fine
15:38Maybe they got lost in the woods
15:42The woods?
15:45Going back to the woods?
15:47I hate the woods
15:48All those woodsy trees
15:50No, it's okay
15:51Lost is good
15:52Willow and I always know how to find each other
15:55With yoga?
16:05Shh
16:05Iradia
16:08Hear my words
16:11Okay, this is really starting to great my cheese
16:19These woods aren't that big
16:22Now I know we've been going straight
16:24Because I've been following the North Star
16:27Xander
16:30That's not the North Star
16:32It's an airplane
16:34Nah, it's not an airplane
16:36That's definitely
16:37A blimp
16:42But I can see how one would make that airplane mistake
16:46I can't walk anymore
16:49I need to rest
16:52It can't be much further
16:53You said that an hour ago
16:55I just
16:57That spell took a lot out of me
17:00As for example
17:03Snakes?
17:06I think you didn't tell us how much
17:08No
17:09Not now
17:10What were we into back there, Will?
17:16It doesn't matter anyway
17:18Do not get all a voidy on me
17:21I'm not a voidy
17:23I just
17:23We have bigger problems
17:26Demons
17:27Demons
17:28Ah
17:29Well, there's something you don't see every day
17:32Unless you're us
17:35Yeah, and now we're lost
17:38So can we
17:38What's that?
17:41See?
17:42A voidy
17:43Oh, there
17:45That light
17:46That one moving towards us
17:49Incredibly fast
17:51Hello?
17:54Hello?
17:56We're being hunted
17:56And you're helloing
17:57A strange, fast-moving light
17:59In the dark
17:59It can be anything
18:01It's a motorcycle headlight
18:04Oh
18:05Too small
18:07It's here behind me
18:09Xander, I don't
18:10Just stay down
18:11I'll take care of this
18:12Xander, it's
18:16A bug
18:18It's a big, fiery bug thing
18:22Xander
18:23Get off
18:24Do fireflies bite?
18:27No, they probably burn, don't they?
18:30They
18:30Yeah
18:31Xander, it's not a bug
18:34It's Tara
18:37Come on
18:39How long have you known
18:47That your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?
18:57What are you doing?
19:17Get away from there
19:19You hear me?
19:22I sent you off my property
19:26Leave us alone
19:29Get out of there
19:31Get back
19:39It looks like they're just wrecking stuff
20:03No thought other than just destructorama
20:06What?
20:13Uh, oh, nothing
20:14Just, uh
20:15Looks like fun
20:17Just saying
20:20It's just
20:24This kind of frolicking going on all around town
20:28We're not gonna get very far without
20:30What?
20:41What?
20:44Let's fly, pigeon.
21:14I've already been looted, sorry, um, try the appliance door down the block, they've got great
21:29toasters.
21:31Anya.
21:33Sandra?
21:36I knew you weren't dead.
21:41Well, then why was I so worried?
21:42Are you?
21:43Not yet.
21:44But, but I will be.
21:45Where's John and Spike?
21:46We've been calling the house, but...
21:47Maybe they're on their way here.
21:48I mean, this place is NORAD when we're at DEFCON 1.
22:02You guys so need male friends.
22:07We have to go out and look for them.
22:10Well, there's this guy at work I kinda hit it off with.
22:13Tito.
22:14I mean, he seems like a good...
22:19You were talking about Don and Spike, of course.
22:23Um, question.
22:25You want us to go back out there?
22:28Oh, yeah.
22:30Unless somebody's got a better idea.
22:34Well, um, it's just...
22:37We're minus a Buffybot.
22:40And Spike is missing in action somewhere with Don.
22:44And Giles flew away.
22:46And, um, well, you...
22:48You're looking a little...
22:50Magicked out.
22:51Ahn, honey, we're nearing your point, right?
22:54It's just, how are we supposed to fight these guys?
22:57I mean, you know, we can take a vampire or two, sure.
23:02But there's a whole calvacate of demons out there.
23:05And, uh...
23:06I mean, I think this, you know...
23:09It takes, um...
23:11I mean, I...
23:13We need...
23:14Buffy.
23:15Buffy.
23:16Buffy.
23:17Buffy.
23:21Is not coming back.
23:26We failed.
23:34So...
23:36We're it, gang.
23:41Xander, grab the weapons.
23:44We're gonna look for Don and Spike.
23:48If we're gonna go, we should go now.
23:50They're just getting more and more worked up by the minute.
23:52Well, they can't keep it up forever.
23:54I mean...
23:56Maybe they'll party themselves out.
23:58You know, time this place and move on.
24:00Say hello to your new homeboys.
24:12This here is a momentous occasion.
24:14The beginning of a new era.
24:16But I'll go back.
24:17I'll go back.
24:18I'll go back.
24:19You know...
24:20I'll go back.
24:21No question.
24:22The open back roads and highways have been good to us.
24:24Now, no question, the open back roads and highways have been good to us, but we got ourselves
24:36a juicy little berg here, just right for the pickin', and I ain't no hurry to leave
24:42it to you.
24:43What better way to kick off our semi-settling down than with a little christenin', a symbolic
25:09act commemorating the new order around.
25:13And ridding ourselves of any not-so-pleasant reminders of the old, all in one quick, really,
25:30really violent fell swoop.
25:36Gentlemen, start your engine.
25:39Bye-bye, Slayer!
25:57Another one for the fire boys.
26:15Cheers!
26:17Cheers!
26:18Cheers!
26:20Cheers!
26:21Cheers!
26:22Cheers!
26:23Cheers!
26:24Cheers!
26:25Sorry!
26:26Sorry!
26:27Sorry!
26:28Sorry!
26:29It wasn't your fault.
26:33We don't know if the spell would have worked, even if the demons had for it.
26:34Well, maybe.
26:35Come on.
26:36What?
26:37Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:38Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:39Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:40I mean, those demons showing up for you.
26:41Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:42Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:46Maybe it wasn't supposed to.
26:47I mean, those demons showing up at the exact wrong time.
26:49Maybe we really weren't over our heads.
26:51invoking forces that we have no right to.
27:15invoking forces that we have no right to maybe the fates sent down all that
27:21destruction on us to stop us I mean you mean maybe it's my fault
27:30I'm not saying we announce it the second on you I think it would please them to know we're engaged
27:50and I think Willow in particular could use a real morale booster right now can we talk about this
27:56later well but it's just all the excuses for not telling everyone we're engaged are gone now
28:02I mean aside from help bikers there's nothing standing in our way this is it you know no more
28:07surprises it's the Buffy bot ah peachy no doubt to lead the wild bunch right to us again hey Will
28:24next time this thing's damaged couldn't you program it to find the nearest radio shack
28:28Buffy
28:34Buffy
28:38Buffy
28:39Buffy
28:41Buffy
28:41Buffy
28:43Buffy
28:53Buffy
28:55Buffy
28:56Buffy
28:57Buffy
28:58Buffy
28:59Buffy
29:00Buffy
29:01Buffy
29:02Buffy
29:03Buffy
29:04Buffy
29:05Buffy
29:06Buffy
29:07Buffy
29:08Buffy
29:09Buffy
29:10Buffy
29:11Buffy
29:12Buffy
29:13Buffy
29:14Buffy
29:15Buffy
29:16Buffy
29:17Buffy
29:18Buffy
29:19Buffy
29:20Buffy
29:21Your fingers.
29:22She's filthy.
29:25Oh, no.
29:27What?
29:28No.
29:31How could we?
29:32This was stupid.
29:34Xander!
29:36Our spell.
29:39Our resurrection spell worked like a magic charm.
29:43We brought you back to life, Buffy.
29:47Right where we left her.
29:51Oh, God.
29:54In her coffin.
29:59She had to take out of her own grave.
30:09Buffy?
30:13Buffy, it's Xander.
30:18We're sorry.
30:21We didn't know.
30:25Buffy!
30:27You weren't reaching her.
30:28She's too traumatized.
30:37Hey, Buffy.
30:39Here's some good news that might perk you right up.
30:43Xander and I have an announcement.
30:45Anya!
30:45I'm just trying to help.
30:53Buffy.
30:57It's gonna be all right.
31:01We brought you back.
31:02You're home now.
31:10Yeah.
31:12That's it.
31:14You're home.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Welcome home, Slayer.
31:20You're alive and kicking after all.
31:27Well, alive anyway.
31:31Not looking too good, though, is she?
31:34I don't see you winning too many beauty contests.
31:37Unless the mist by face fell off, Patrick.
31:40It's going.
31:43Big axe you got there.
31:45The better to cut you down to size, Grandma.
31:48So you got a witch in the mix.
32:04More than one.
32:05I happen to be a very powerful man-witch myself.
32:11Or male.
32:14Is it a warlock?
32:18Warlock.
32:20Plus, we have a Slayer here.
32:22Um, who might actually be looking to eat some brains.
32:26So, I think a little quiet moseying, no hard feelings.
32:30And I'm sure your demon horde won't think any the less of you.
32:33Now, my boys, see that's tricky.
32:38They came looking for a massacre.
32:41And I think you got exactly enough magic between you for a kiddie birthday party.
32:51Then you'd be wrong.
32:53Whoa.
32:55Well, I better back off or you might what?
32:58Pull a rabbit out of a hat.
33:00Don't do that.
33:01Why would you do that?
33:01Look, we don't want trouble.
33:04You don't want trouble.
33:06Of course we want trouble.
33:08We're demons.
33:10We're really all about trouble.
33:13Not this kind.
33:16Oh.
33:17I get your point.
33:19Now, let me tell you something, children.
33:34We're not gonna fight you.
33:37We're just gonna hold you down and enjoy ourselves for a few hours.
33:41You might even live through it.
33:45Except that certain of my boys got some anatomical incompatibilities that tend to tear up little girls.
33:58So, who wants to go first?
34:10I was really hoping it'd be you.
34:13No.
34:43does this mean we win
35:13oh
35:23oh
35:27oh
35:33oh
35:37oh
35:39There, what's that?
36:09It's just a machine, Don.
36:28I know.
36:39Don, you're my sister, Don.
36:58Where did I go?
37:09I was here, here, then I ran away.
37:24I don't know, not me, the other Buffy.
37:36Yes, the other Buffy.
37:44I don't, I don't know where she ran off to.
37:52Maybe.
38:04What those filthy buggers down do you?
38:21Willis slap and paste job's not gonna do the trick this time.
38:25Robot's done.
38:27Hey.
38:28Little bit.
38:29John!
38:30John!
38:31John!
38:32John!
38:35John!
38:37John!
38:39Ah!
38:40Ah!
38:41Ah!
38:42Ah!
38:43Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:45Ah!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:49Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:53Ah!
38:54Ah!
38:55Ah!
38:56Ah!
38:57Ah!
38:58Ah!
38:59Ah!
39:00She's buffy she's herself again your back buff you really are whoa whoa
39:30Buffy where's she going should we follow her I don't know she just needs some time is all
40:00the important thing is that she's back she'll be fine
40:15now what kind of slayer is it runs out on her buddies just when they need her the most
40:30oh
40:52oh
40:54Obfusco.
41:24Obfusco.
41:54Obfusco.
42:12For Jim.
42:22So, witch, got a little power after all.
42:30Well, let's see what tricks she can manage while I choke the life out of you.
42:36Nobody messes with my girl.
42:48Chara, nice accent.
42:52My first.
42:54Puffy.
42:56Puffy.
42:58Puffy.
43:04Puffy.
43:08Puffy.
43:14Puffy.
43:16Puffy.
43:18Puffy.
43:24Puffy.
43:26Puffy.
43:28Puffy.
43:34Puffy.
43:36Puffy.
43:38Puffy.
43:44Puffy.
43:46Puffy.
43:48Puffy.
43:58Puffy.
44:00Puffy.
44:10Puffy.
44:11Puffy.
44:12Puffy.
44:13Puffy.
44:14Puffy.
44:26Puffy.
44:28Puffy.
44:31Puffy.
44:40Puffy.
44:41Puffy.
44:43Puffy.
44:45Puffy.
44:46Is it you?
44:55I mean, really?
45:01What are you...
45:05No!
45:16Don't!
45:23Don't jump on me!
45:25Don't move!
45:29Just walk to me.
45:32Please.
45:40Please.
45:46I'm your sister, Dawn.
45:55We were up here together, and then you went away.
46:02And you don't want to do that again.
46:09I don't know how you're back.
46:12But you are.
46:15And please, just stay still.
46:19Or move, but towards me.
46:25Because the tower was built by crazy people, and I don't think it's holding up very well.
46:30Talk to me.
46:39Say something.
46:45Is this hell?
46:48Is this hell?
47:03No!
47:06Buffy, no!
47:07You're here.
47:12With me.
47:16Whatever happened to you, whatever you've been through, it's over now.
47:25You're...
47:26We have to get off of this tower!
47:41It was so clear.
47:45In this spot.
47:46I remember how shiny and clear everything was.
48:03Now...
48:06Now...
48:07Buffy...
48:09Please, listen to me.
48:18You told me I had to be strong.
48:22And I've tried.
48:27But it's been so hard without you.
48:33I'm sorry.
48:34I promise I'll do better.
48:40I will.
48:45If you're with me...
48:50Stay with me.
48:54Please.
48:57I need you to live.
49:03Live.
49:04Breathe.
49:11Bye.
49:12Buffy!
49:16Don.
49:16Buffy!
49:18Don.
49:28Bye.
49:32Bye.
49:32Bye.
49:33Bye.
49:33Oh, my God.
50:03Oh, my God.
50:33Oh, my God.
51:03Oh, my God.
51:33Grr, argh.
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