- 5/8/2025
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 Episode 5 Life Serial
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00:00any stuff we're gonna have to talk to you about so you're telling me i'm broke hospital bills
00:05pretty much sucked up all the money i don't think i can do this yes you can so you guys
00:13want to team up and take over sunny down okay we're like super villains
00:21why are you always around when i'm miserable that's when you're alone i'm like i'm not one
00:27for crowds myself these days me neither that works out nicely then rafi what is it
00:39angel he needs to see me i have to see him well you'll leave for la tomorrow i have to go now
00:48hello buffy oh yep it's me and i brought dinner deep fried chicken parts hope you're
01:05hungry you already eat no
01:09well uh yes obviously uh we didn't know when you'd be coming back it's okay more for me
01:23i don't know about everybody else but i would love some chicken yes as would i i'll take a
01:29drumstick i'm a breast girl myself but then can you need that
01:42so what till so how was it
01:50saying angel him seeing you was it weird
01:55um it was intense well if you want to talk about it i don't i mean it's not important
02:10past i just rather keep this one to myself if that's okay sure whatever buffy um there was
02:18some discussion uh in in your absence about um what you're gonna do now uh your plans oh um i've
02:32been giving that a lot of thought actually and i think i figured it out what i should do good that's
02:38good yeah i figure if i hold off paying the plumber i can pay the utility bill and then i can wait to
02:44reshingle the roof until we get the refund back um i meant with your life oh my plans um wow
02:57i have no idea
03:00i guess um well i i left school you know when mom got sick but i always figured i'd go back
03:07back and then she'd um so i i was thinking about re-enrolling but um i missed the registration cutoff
03:17busy being dead and all well if it's too late for late registration and too early for early you can
03:24always come to classes with tara and me right you you can audit for the rest of the semester until
03:30registration
03:33audit i guess i could do that yeah it sounds like a good plan what do you think giles
03:46slayer always knows what she's doing sharp decisive always with a plan
03:54we're never going to become the crime wards of sunnydale with her always one step ahead of us
04:00well that's why we're throwing these tests at her see which one of us can shake her up the most maybe
04:05find a weakness or two
04:10she's ready sweet run me through it
04:13i got nine high resolution surveillance cameras hooked in super wide angle infrared auto iris six
04:23types of audio matrix monitoring that's filtered to a dual quad dvr system and a turn yeah yeah fine just
04:31tell me are you sure with all this stuff that we'll be able to watch buffy without her noticing us
04:36absolutely i mean she'll never even know what what the hell is that death star dude wicked huh
04:46thermal exhaust ports above the main port numbnuts for your information i'm using the empire's revised
04:53designs from return of the jedi that's a flawed design oh hey okay the thing is since we're messing
05:00with the slayer who could pummel the three of us into a sludgy substance it might be a good idea for
05:06us to not draw attention to ourselves i could paint over it if you want yeah we'll do that
05:16because this time tomorrow the games begin and the slayer will never even know what hit her
05:36so
05:44so
05:46so
06:50You call your teacher Mike?
06:52Boy, school sure has changed since my life.
06:55Social construction of reality.
06:58Who can tell me what that is?
07:00Rachel.
07:01A concept involving a couple of opposing theories.
07:04One stressing the externality and independence of social reality from individuals.
07:09And the flip side.
07:11Steve.
07:12Well, that each individual participates fully in the construction of his or her own life.
07:16Good.
07:17And who can expand on that?
07:19Chuck.
07:20Well, those on the latter side of the theoretical divide stresses...
07:23I'm not following this too well.
07:25Oh, the trick is to get in the rhythm.
07:28It's kind of go with the flow.
07:32Oh, going would be a lot easier if your classmates weren't such big brains.
07:36Buffy, that's ridiculous.
07:38They are no smarter than you or me.
07:40Willow.
07:41Because social phenomena don't have unproblematic objective existences.
07:46They have to be interpreted and given meanings by those who encounter them.
07:51Nicely put.
07:51So, Ruby, does that mean there are countless realities?
07:56What?
07:57You're not dumb.
07:58Just rusty.
08:00Maybe I should ease back in with some non-taxing classes like introduction to pies or maybe advanced walking.
08:07Hey, how'd it go?
08:09She did fine.
08:11Sociology, not a big fave.
08:13She didn't like Mike.
08:15Oh, look, it's fine.
08:16I just need to spend a little more time reacclimating, you know, to get back into the swing of things.
08:20Hey, you can at least say sorry, Bruto.
08:27Everybody's in a hurry.
08:36Answer 7, this is Logan 5.
08:38I'm in position.
08:39Do you copy?
08:40Yeah, Warren, we copy that.
08:43And you're up on the monitor.
08:44Hey, Warren, this is working great.
08:48Runner is tagged.
08:49Inhibitor is on.
08:50Repeat inhibitor is on.
08:53And if she don't make a pulse sequence.
09:05My art appreciation class doesn't start for another 20 minutes, so we've got some time to kill.
09:11Um, here.
09:15You like it.
09:16It's very mellow.
09:21I didn't think she liked my cooking until I realized that that was her yummy face.
09:25You know, Warren, what was that?
09:27What was what?
09:28Uh, that, that noise.
09:32What was that about, about cooking?
09:35Who's yummy face?
09:37Willow.
09:39Wow, you really got engrossed in that renaissance book.
09:43I guess.
09:45It must have spaced out.
09:49Oh, I do that sometimes.
09:51Once, Willow and I were watching Spongebob Square.
09:54Buffy?
09:55Are you coming?
09:56We're gonna be late for class.
09:58What the...
10:00What the...
10:02Is it working?
10:04Is it doing it?
10:05Dude, it's doing it.
10:07It's wicked cool.
10:08Tara!
10:16Tara!
10:24Buffy, where have you been?
10:26You missed our class.
10:27Miss?
10:29Tara, something freaky's going on.
10:31It's like a...
10:33What's it?
10:33There!
10:34There!
10:35Did you see?
10:38Oh, crap!
10:45Tara!
10:50Tara, wait!
11:06Oh!
11:07That noise.
11:22There's something on me.
11:32Oh, no.
11:32Uh-oh.
11:33Found it.
11:37Oh, this is bad.
11:43This is bad.
11:44Self-destruct.
11:46Self-destruct.
11:47I don't know.
11:48No.
11:48I don't know.
12:12Okay.
12:13Score me.
12:13right 50 points for ingenuity another 30 since it involved actual contact very smooth by the way
12:22on the freaking meter i'd say she was at a six oh come on it's an eight easy
12:26we'll split the diff call it a seven which is good for 140 giving you a grand total of 220
12:41beat that oh i will i will
12:47this is going to be great diving into the workforce being the breadwinner building things with my hands
13:03actually you won't be building so much as lifting and toting
13:08it's just a temp gig buff you know unless it takes since you're not union i had to call in a few
13:17favors to get you on a crew i appreciate it muchly you saved me from having to accept giles offer to
13:25work with the magic box i mean retail he's yeah i'd rather be dead again
13:32uh-huh so giles have any thoughts about your little fast forward freak out at school
13:39no oh well he implied that maybe it was stress related like i was imagining it or something
13:46i don't know maybe i guess i i could have been blacking out but there was this thing on my
13:53sweater you know and then it just blew away or went poof maybe it was lint maybe it was evil lint
14:01okay first tip of the day i want to introduce you to tony the foreman you might want to leave out
14:09stuff about blacking out evil lint
14:12hey tony this is buffy you know that friend i told you about nice to meet you tony
14:21guys
14:25you gotta be kidding me we're a week behind i got two men out on the dl now you want us to babysit
14:33some little girl excuse me but hang on gidget that stinks harris what am i supposed to do with
14:39it give her a chance she's stronger than she looks that's the spirit don't mind him he may seem
14:50pig ignorant rude and a little hostile have fun where are you going upstairs i need to supervise
14:58the sheetrock hangers don't sweat it i'll be back and checking you later okay danny finished putting
15:05in those j boxes vince mark i need you all of steel inside gee i don't know tone i don't want to get in
15:13trouble with those affirmative action lawyers you know what i'm saying why don't you put a little
15:17britney here on howling duty it's buffy okay princess you're on it try not to break a nail
15:28don't worry about it and don't let them hassle you doing something stupid and hurting yourself
15:37these beans weigh quite a few hundred pounds
15:42which way thanks
15:46so basically i'm just trying to learn everything i can you know because i don't want a job i want a
15:59career you know something i can really grow into oh i mean i never thought i'd be working in construction
16:07when you think about it it kind of makes sense hey we get paid by the hour you want to ruin it for the
16:13rest of us slow down
16:30ah got visual of subject four o'clock that's not four o'clock well it is if you're facing the front of the
16:38van but we're not facing the front of the van we're facing out that way that's 12 so she's at
16:44two o'clock well she's over there okay okay
16:55you're up
17:08so
17:34jumpy what's the matter
17:38This will kill you.
18:08This will kill you.
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20:51This will kill you.
20:52There were witnesses.
20:54Vince, Vince, you were telling him, right,
20:56how I jumped in and protected you from those things?
21:01Hey, I don't know what you're talking about.
21:03All I know is you were losing it or something.
21:06It's that time of the month, huh?
21:08What?
21:10You were huddled in a corner, crying like a baby.
21:14Hey, hey, no way.
21:15Me, crying?
21:17You're tripping, sweetie.
21:19Tripping.
21:20What's her problem?
21:22You didn't imagine this, Amber.
21:30I know. I believe you.
21:32In fact, I'm starting to think between this attack
21:34and the school thing that somebody's messing with you.
21:37Really? You think they're connected?
21:39Well, there's something going on.
21:41I think it's worth checking out, and I don't mean later.
21:44I need to see Giles and get on it right away.
21:47I'd start without being those demons.
21:50You're firing me, aren't you?
21:51Big time.
21:53The whole melty thing ought to help narrow it down.
21:57Uh, try sketching.
21:59That always helps.
22:00And then maybe when I get off work,
22:02I'll have to go through the mug shots.
22:03This is going to be great.
22:15You know, I've always been interested in, um,
22:18interested in retail.
22:24Uh, is this all research,
22:27or just some kind of stress test for the table?
22:30I just want to be thorough.
22:32This time anomaly and the demon attacks
22:36could be completely unrelated events,
22:39but if they're not,
22:40it might have been some danger.
22:42So, situation normal, then.
22:47That's review.
22:47Um, you record returns here.
22:52Um, these are the slips for special orders.
22:54You ship them wherever the customer wants.
22:57And, um, these are the hold slips.
22:59Fill out two hold slips for each item.
23:01Oh, and be sure to remove the items from the shelf.
23:06Um, I can illustrate with an amusing story
23:08about a crystal.
23:10Um, see, there was a certain customer
23:13who had wanted to purchase a sapphire.
23:16Uh, a sapphire.
23:18Well, the dingo.
23:21Right.
23:21And so, anyway, I...
23:23This is so dull,
23:25I might actually have fallen asleep
23:27and be dreaming, you guys.
23:29Why is the slayer here, anyway?
23:33She's a student, she's a construction worker,
23:36and now she's some kind of selling stuff person?
23:41It's like she's completely without focus.
23:45Should we check the other channels for free cable porn?
23:49Guys, I'm ready.
23:57I need you to hold hands.
23:59With each other?
24:01Well, you know what homophobia really means about you,
24:04don't you?
24:06Stop touching my magic bone!
24:08Shut up!
24:17Okay.
24:21Okay.
24:23It's in Latin, so don't laugh.
24:26It's supposed to sound like this.
24:27Opus orbis est et aah en medio tempus ad calcium intendent.
24:46Lovely word, isn't he, Ria?
25:13when i was running the store i found it useful to imagine myself back in the library
25:21um if you concentrate on service and and not on making a sale you're more likely to have a
25:28satisfied customer guess i'll have to find my own style yes yeah quite quite plain
25:36that woman go sell or something
25:45miss which candle creates a more you know romantic atmosphere
25:59lemon seduction
26:04yeah essence of slug here you go thank you
26:13yeah can i help you i need something for a prosperity spell i heard you have it a mummy hand
26:24uh yeah actually i saw one downstairs it's kind of hairy though maybe it was a daddy hand
26:31i'll just get it
26:36petrified hamster with eyeballs and honey
26:51dagger of lex
26:54ancient mummy hand
27:01and you get the dagger of lex for free with it see the inlaid mother of pearl underneath the
27:30black oozing goo
27:32the sand is dead
27:33the power is gone i'm not giving you money for this
27:36oh it's just playing dead
27:39little scamp
27:41well for your wedding you're here
27:48um while i was running the store i found it useful to uh
27:54to imagine myself back in the library
27:56you know a few
27:58we did this just now
28:00giles something is happening
28:02yes
28:03oh you did it dude she's looping
28:07what what'd you do
28:09enchant the hand thing
28:10well i
28:11well not exactly
28:12i made it so she had to satisfy a customer with a task that resists solving
28:17maybe you should have done more
28:20like what
28:21i don't know
28:22like make her kind of itchy
28:25go help the lady who just came in
28:31wait
28:32don't worry don't be nervous do what i do
28:35just picture yourself naked
28:36oh miss
28:41hi
28:46i'm looking for something really specific
28:49i heard you carry it
28:51a mummy hand
28:52you look like the mummy hand type
28:57sorry i can't get that for you
29:00i called here 20 minutes ago and someone said you had one
29:04yeah um but
29:07there's a thing happening
29:09you have one and
29:11and i was told i could buy it
29:13and i'm sorry but
29:14i'm really gonna have to hold you to that
29:17i'm not leaving until i get a mummy hand
29:21okay
29:24i guess
29:28i'll have to get it for you
29:32smart
29:34so she's figuring out the game
29:36satisfy the customer
29:38well she might just have your beat there stretch
29:41no way
29:42it hasn't even started yet
29:44i just hope she solves it faster than data did on the ep of t and g where the enterprise kept blowing up
29:50or or molder in that x-files where the bank kept exploding
29:53scully wants me so bad
30:20fingers sold separately
30:28where you going
30:37lady needs a mummy hand
30:40what
30:41you haven't even talked for you
30:43i could explain but
30:46you would just forget it
30:48i'm worried about you
30:50retail is a fast-paced and exciting world
30:55i mean is this whole day
30:57has gone by too quickly for you
30:59no
31:01no i don't think that's exactly the problem
31:06perfect word in your ear
31:08if you think of the store as a library
31:11it'll help you to concentrate on
31:14on service rather than selling
31:17yes
31:18and then i'm going to marry bob dolan raise penguins in guam
31:22yes
31:23quite right
31:24yes
31:25miss i
31:31mummy hand right
31:33miss
31:50miss
32:02hi
32:20You like slug?
32:24Go with slug.
32:25She's not going to sleep with you anyway.
32:27This mummy hand has ceased to be.
32:30It is an ex-mummy hand.
32:33What a word in your ear.
32:44It's you.
32:46You're doing this.
32:50I know we promised you a mummy hand.
33:00It's just...
33:02I can't get it for you.
33:06There's something wrong with it.
33:08It's defective.
33:10Defective? Are you sure?
33:12There must be something you can do.
33:16But there's no way to get...
33:18to get that hand.
33:25But I can special order one.
33:27We can deliver it anywhere you want.
33:30Really?
33:30Thank you for shopping at the Magic Box.
33:37Oh, yes!
33:42So, Warren had 220, and I had that bonus for getting her fired.
33:48But the biggest component has to be how long it took to finish.
33:52Mine took the longest.
33:54Only from a perspective external to the time loops.
33:57From Mr. Giles' perspective, it was shortest of all.
34:03So what do we do?
34:06Oh, it's obvious.
34:07I mean, it's not over.
34:09Buffy, your first sale.
34:15Congratulations.
34:20You didn't charge for delivery.
34:24Who?
34:26Well, you know, first day.
34:28You know, these things happen.
34:29Yeah, I'll just take it out of your pay.
34:36Yes, I'm sure Buffy would understand that.
34:43Absolutely.
34:44Absolutely.
34:59This is going to be great.
35:07What the heck?
35:12Life is stupid.
35:15I have a dead memory of that, yeah?
35:18And I didn't figure you were here catching my whiskey
35:20because life is all full of blood and peaches.
35:24There's this thing.
35:26You know, someone's doing stuff to me.
35:30Messing up my life.
35:31Except that it was kind of pre-messed already.
35:35You know, with school and jobs.
35:39It's pretty bad even without the evil.
35:44So you, uh, just what?
35:46You're going to let this whoever play you
35:49until it figures out what kills you?
35:52Giles is working on it.
35:54Oh, good, because Giles moves
35:56the mighty force of library books.
35:59You do better?
36:01Damn right.
36:03Hit the demon world.
36:06Ask questions, throw punches,
36:08find out what's in the air.
36:11You know, it's fun, too.
36:14It's not my kind of fun.
36:16Yeah, it is.
36:22And your life's going to get a lot less confusing
36:24when you figure that out.
36:26You have had so too much drink at this point.
36:29I am cutting you off.
36:30You're not a school girl.
36:43You're not a shop girl.
36:47You're a creature of the darkness.
36:50Like me.
36:53Try on my wool.
36:55See how good it feels.
36:57There are drinks in your world.
37:12More recycling.
37:14Ow.
37:15Like the usual day.
37:17One for the lady.
37:19Then for the back room's head.
37:23For the real action.
37:24There's lowlifes.
37:38Everything happens in this town.
37:41Fuck it.
37:42These are the lowlifes.
37:46Fine.
37:46It's louder.
37:50Boys.
37:52What's the game?
37:53You know the game, Spike?
37:56You win?
37:58He kills our kind.
38:00Don't let him in.
38:04Ask him if he's heard about the...
38:06Later.
38:14You're gonna play cards?
38:16I need a moment with my lady.
38:29If you wanna play, that's fine.
38:32Okay?
38:32I am sticking to the original plan.
38:35Which one do I kill for information?
38:37Listen.
38:38These guys talk while they play.
38:41They'll get more information out of their mouths
38:44than out of gaping holes in their corpses.
38:52I'm in.
38:55You okay with that?
38:59Ante up.
39:00You play for kittens?
39:11So, who's gonna advance me a tiny tabby?
39:14Get me started.
39:17Come on.
39:17Someone's gonna stake me.
39:19I'll do it.
39:21What?
39:23You thought I was just gonna let that lie there?
39:25What the hell?
39:34Where are we going?
39:36To Final Jeopardy.
39:37Where Buffy's the one in Jeopardy.
39:41We're really supervillains now, like...
39:43Like Doctor No.
39:45Yes, yes.
39:46Back when Bond was Connery and movies were decent.
39:49Who even remembers Connery?
39:51I mean, Roger Moore was smooth.
39:53You're insane.
39:55You're short and you're insane.
39:58I like Timothy Dalton.
40:01Hey!
40:02Don't make me pull over, okay?
40:12You're lucky today, Spike.
40:15Come on, good luck charm with me.
40:17You cleaned us out.
40:19No one's that lucky.
40:21Yeah.
40:22I'm starting to think you cheat.
40:24Me?
40:26I cheat.
40:27He's got x-ray vision.
40:29I'm not using it.
40:32You're not the ones who are cheating.
40:39I had no idea that was there.
40:42I could have leaned on that days ago.
40:44Better go, Spike.
40:46Things could get ugly.
40:47Got ugly the second you walked in.
40:50Human is human.
40:53Her skin's so tight, I don't even know how you can look at her.
41:00Leave your winnings and get out.
41:03Yeah.
41:05We'll forget this whole thing.
41:08Ah, so it's a set-up, isn't it?
41:11Squeeze a few quid out of the vamp.
41:13Well, I'll tell you what you didn't count on.
41:16Me and the bird.
41:17What the heck?
41:18You want to fight?
41:20You face the two of us.
41:23What?
41:24I'm like getting into a bar fight.
41:27I'll beat him up for information, great.
41:29But not to defend your rights to gamble for kittens.
41:33Which, by the way, is stupid currency.
41:37They're delicious.
41:37Come on, slayer.
41:40A big fight's just what you need.
41:42Forget it.
41:43I'm not playing by anyone else's rules anymore.
41:46Done.
41:47Hey, I won this.
41:49Scamper, be free, kittens.
41:51The money's getting away.
41:53Come on.
41:58What's wrong, love?
42:00What's wrong?
42:01You are going to help me.
42:03You, you are going to beat heads and, and, and fix my life.
42:08You're completely lame.
42:10Tonight sucks.
42:12And look at me.
42:15Look, look at stupid Buffy.
42:17Too dumb for college and, and, and freak Buffy.
42:23Too strong for construction work.
42:26And, and my job at the magic shop.
42:28I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end.
42:32And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.
42:41Oh, you saw the cheating, did you?
42:43Also, I think you're drunk.
42:46Connery, he was Bond.
42:57He had style.
42:58Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny.
43:00Moonraker?
43:01The gondola turns into a hovercraft?
43:03It's retarded.
43:05Besides, the guy had, like, no edge.
43:08Dalton had edge?
43:09In License to Kill, he was a rogue agent.
43:12That's edgy.
43:13And he was amazing in the living daylights.
43:17Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton.
43:20I think this is stupid.
43:21We're wasting time.
43:22End of discussion.
43:26I mean, it's a shot of, like, pigeons doing double takes when the gondola blasted by.
43:31Moonraker is inexcusable.
43:33That van.
43:48You want to steal the van?
43:49I'm with you, love.
43:50But we have got the motorcycle.
43:53I've seen it before.
43:56At the construction site.
43:58Connery is the only actor of the bunch.
44:01Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it.
44:08Okay, that's it.
44:09Hey, you!
44:10Stop it!
44:11Guys!
44:12No!
44:13Look!
44:15I was just coming over here.
44:17What do we do?
44:18Jonathan, grab your magic bone.
44:20You have discovered me.
44:34But do not try to defeat me, for I've been testing you and I know your weaknesses.
44:40I'm okay.
45:01I'm fine.
45:02Get off me.
45:03I'm well struck.
45:06I call on the misty porthole to my demon dimension, where I'll lay my head and gently die.
45:15He blew up.
45:26Did you just see that?
45:27Yeah, I saw.
45:29He's gone.
45:31I love it, you know?
45:32Makes you feel all powerful.
45:36Strong.
45:36I'm kind of sick.
45:47She hurt me all over.
45:49Someone will see you.
45:50Get in the back.
45:51I won't fit.
45:53Well, do the thing.
45:57All right.
45:58Let the spell be ended.
46:00Oh, next time I do that spell, one of you guys has to look like the demon.
46:26The Slayer touched you.
46:28Yeah, it was sexy, the way she touched me real hard with her fists.
46:33I only looked big.
46:35I actually had the proportional strength of, uh, me.
46:40Guys, think about this.
46:42We took on the Slayer.
46:45I mean, we've got all kinds of stuff in the computer now.
46:48Speed, strength, reaction time.
46:51But we're getting what we need to really become a threat to her.
46:54We tested her, faced her, and we survived.
46:59Unless I have internal injuries that will eventually kill me.
47:02Oh, of course, but barring that, Warren's right.
47:05We did good.
47:08The trio versus the Slayer.
47:11It's not over.
47:14Plus, look at Warren and me discovered by accident before we drove away.
47:18What?
47:19Free cable porn.
47:34Feel any better?
47:35I think at one point I actually turned completely inside out.
47:42But, yeah, butter.
47:46I'm sorry I didn't, um, find this demon with my research.
47:51I'm not...
47:52Oh, it's okay.
47:55It wasn't much of a fight.
47:57I got lucky.
47:58I'm really screwing up, Giles.
48:10What?
48:11Come on.
48:15You were being tested sequentially by some unknown demon.
48:22I don't call that screwing up.
48:24No, it completely is.
48:29I let the demon set the rules.
48:32Go easy on yourself, will you?
48:34I mean, you don't have to figure the whole thing out at once.
48:38You know, a job and everything.
48:42You're pushing yourself too hard.
48:44The nice people at the phone company seem to think it's not hard enough.
48:54Well, maybe there's something I can do about that.
48:59This is, um...
49:00I...
49:02I...
49:04It's for you.
49:11Check.
49:11Check.
49:14This is too much.
49:23I can't take it.
49:25Well, tear it up.
49:26No.
49:27I was just being polite.
49:30I'm taking the money.
49:34This is...
49:35This is great.
49:36This is more than great.
49:37I...
49:37I...
49:38I...
49:39I don't...
49:43I don't really know how to say this.
49:49But it's a little like having mom back.
49:52In this scenario, I am your mother.
49:58I want to be my shiftless absentee father.
50:00Is there some sort of, um...
50:06Rakish uncle?
50:13I'm just saying...
50:18So much.
50:19I'm going to show this to Dawn.
50:31She loves it when things get easy.
50:33Okay.
50:33I just want to tell you that, um...
50:49This...
50:51It makes me feel safe.
50:59Knowing you're always going to be here.
51:00What?
51:01I don't want to talk to you.
51:04Is there a living...
51:16Oh...
51:17Oh...
51:19Oh...
51:20Oh...
51:20Yeah.
51:21Oh...
51:22Oh...
51:22Oh...
51:23Oh...
51:24Oh...
51:24Oh...
51:24Oh...
51:26Oh...
51:28Oh...
51:28Oh Oh...
51:28Oh Oh...
51:28Yeah.
51:29Oh...
51:30Grr, argh.
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