- 5/5/2025
For this hilarious concert flick, comedian Paul Mooney brought his irreverent stand-up act to The Lodge, a gentleman's club located in Dallas, Texas.
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00:00tonight all the way from the world famous lodge in dallas texas america's number one gentleman's
00:08club where the big d meets double d the man who strikes fear into the hearts of white folks
00:14everywhere and now he's here to mess with texas living legend paul mooney
00:30thank you thank you so much white folks i have some very bad news for you
00:39and don't hate me i'm just the messenger i mean it's the worst nightmare has come true
00:47it is the end of the freaking world white folks there will never never never be
00:57a white president again
01:02it's over it's over it's so sad as ever and ever i've been doing the jesse jackson for two days
01:16did you see jesse crying was jesse crying or trying to take a crack
01:25you know it's so sad and i see some of your little white faces you don't believe me i'm telling
01:32you it's over end it you'll never ever have a white president again you know black people's record
01:38once we take over we take over
01:41and you know you know that better than we know that
01:47you know our track record you tried to keep us out of baseball
01:53we got in we took the fuck over
01:57you didn't want us in the heavyweight championship you didn't want us
02:01we got in we took the fuck over we take over
02:04basketball we took over football we took over you can't keep us out we'll take over
02:10you know that we fucked up your tennis
02:14we took over
02:18we fucked up your golf we took over
02:26come on keep it real white folks we took over
02:29there's no stopping us
02:33all you have left is swimming swim white people swim swim while you can
02:41because the black seal is coming
02:47swim swim
02:53once you vote black you don't go back
02:58this whole thing with elections this whole thing has been the funniest thing on earth
03:05my god the way they fishbowl and critique obama he can't go to the bathroom
03:12did he wipe
03:13what is he doing how is he doing is it true is it isn't true is it gonna work is it not gonna work
03:21he ain't been in there a hundred days just on him and i want you guys to notice
03:25when this election came this is the words the white people leaned on on that television that radio
03:31president elect i've never heard that expression so much
03:35president
03:36elect
03:38president
03:39elect
03:40what kind of message was they sending us
03:42don't get that excited it hasn't happened yet
03:45president elect
03:48when that white man get in the office he's either the president or the next president
03:51president elect
03:52president elect and obama is a gentleman and he's a very nice man
03:57the things that came out of people's mouth
04:00the things that white folks said
04:03hillary the shit that come out of hillary's mouth
04:08i'm not gonna quit
04:11it's june
04:12anything can happen
04:14kennedy was assassinated in june
04:17what the fuck did that mean
04:18obama don't go to texas
04:23what did she mean
04:28better obama than me
04:31the only thing hillary could have did for me
04:33was be my cook
04:35you my cook
04:36get in that kitchen bitch
04:38your nickname is martha
04:39cook
04:43yeah
04:54yeah because hillary was running somebody asked me
04:57do you miss clinton
04:58i said yeah i miss him
05:00i'd rather have my president fucking his intern
05:04than fucking the nation
05:05yes i miss him
05:06yes i miss him
05:10the selection stuff was crazy
05:19now they got a new black dog up in the white house
05:21bo
05:23that is so funny
05:25because obama's daddy was named diddly
05:28yeah so it's a very funny shit
05:32some bo diddly shit
05:34that first black dog
05:36when obama got in the office
05:37that little black dog
05:38started biting everybody
05:39said tell that little black dog
05:43he can stay
05:44the white folks gotta go
05:45he started biting everybody
05:48the selection's been crazy
05:50obama was perfect for america
05:54he was
05:55he is
05:56not was
05:57he is
05:57he's perfect
05:59he has those big white man ears
06:02he looks like malcolm x
06:06he talks like martin luther king
06:09oprah loves him
06:12and he shits apple pie
06:16he's perfect
06:17see
06:22for black people
06:24voting's always been racial for us
06:26white folks
06:26this is your first time for race
06:29not ours
06:29even when we couldn't vote
06:31it was always race
06:32does he like color people
06:33does he like negroes
06:34does he like black people
06:35does he like afro americans
06:37what can he do for us
06:39and this white people
06:40this is the first time it's been racial for you
06:41because you have the complexion for the protection for the collection
06:44your white skin
06:47your white skin protects you
06:48and this is your first racial trip
06:50and it drove you crazy
06:53so if race drives you crazy
06:55imagine how crazy we must be
06:58dealing with goddamn race
07:01and black people you've been blessed
07:03god has been so good to you black people
07:05he has
07:06you should thank jesus thank god
07:08god's been good to you black folks
07:10he gave you obama
07:11he gave you obama
07:13oh don't feel sad white people
07:15you got oj
07:16finally
07:26but this was a win-win situation for black people
07:39we could win either way
07:41we were gonna party either way
07:43if he won
07:44we was gonna party
07:45if he lost
07:46we was gonna party
07:47because this has been interesting for us
07:49and exciting
07:49and if you can't understand the win-win situation
07:53let me break it down for you
07:54what was the little black tennis player's name
07:56what's her name
07:56Serena
07:57when she played her sister
07:58remember when she played her sister
08:00that's a win-win situation
08:02I went to sleep
08:04because I knew
08:04when I woke up
08:05somebody black had won
08:07that's a win-win situation
08:10and if you think white folks
08:18if you think black people got excited
08:20over the oj verdict
08:21we went crazy
08:24I don't know about texas
08:25but in New York
08:25we were up and down the street
08:26we were hollering all night
08:27Obama
08:28beat your mama
08:30Obama
08:31beat your mama
08:32we went crazy
08:33I went crazy
08:34Obama
08:35beat your mama
08:36I got on the first
08:37public transportation
08:39I told them white folks
08:40get in the back
08:41where you fucking belong
08:42Obama
08:43is president
08:44I went to the first soul food restaurant
08:52because I knew
08:54the price of chicken
08:55was going way down
08:56I said
08:58give me a hundred wings
08:59for ten cent
09:00bitch
09:01Obama
09:01is president
09:02and everybody stopped saying
09:09Obama's half white
09:11Obama's half black
09:12is he white enough
09:13is he black enough
09:13Obama is half African
09:16there's a difference
09:17he's half African
09:19you've got Kunti Kinti up in there
09:21you don't have Toby
09:25what goes around comes around
09:29he's half African
09:32and that makes a difference
09:35I love every minute of it
09:37I love the news
09:38because he's all over it
09:38it's like watching BET all day long
09:40a black man is running America
09:48and them stupid pirates
09:50don't they know a black man's running America
09:53you can't take a black man's boat
09:56yeah they got shot
09:57you can't take a black man's boat
10:02you know Obama said
10:04shoot him
10:04shoot him
10:05it's the best
10:08it's the funniest
10:09it's the damn best
10:11I love every freaking minute of it
10:13black folks
10:14black folks
10:15they finally buried James Brown
10:18ignorant ass James Brown
10:21I miss me some James Brown
10:24anything James Brown said
10:26we love
10:26popcorn
10:27yes James
10:28Kool-Aid
10:30jump off the bridge
10:32shut the door
10:32James
10:33James Brown
10:37black don't crack
10:38black don't crack
10:39James Brown aged so well
10:42James Brown looked like
10:44an old black Chinese woman
10:46black don't crack
10:54black don't crack
10:56you ought to see this white man's face over here
11:00listen to me
11:01he is staring at me
11:02like I'm E.T.
11:03I'm serious
11:04he ain't never heard nobody like me
11:08I'm serious
11:08he's like
11:08ain't laughing
11:13smile
11:13just staring at me
11:14he doesn't even speak English anymore
11:16no you know
11:18the white man gets like that
11:19he shuts down
11:20he's giving me that parole board look
11:22oh he's grinning now
11:33he's trying to fake it
11:34he won't be getting out
11:40black don't crack
11:46black don't crack
11:47Tina Turner
11:49Tina Turner
11:4910 minutes older than dirt
11:53she's 10 minutes older than dirt
11:54you see on the Grammys
11:58did you see on the Grammys
11:59she looked like
12:00her skin
12:01she looked like she's 12
12:02she wears
12:04sizzlers
12:05mini skirts
12:05with 12 year old legs
12:07some 12 year old
12:09sitting up in the hospital
12:10they didn't stole my name
12:12Tina done got them legs
12:14and gone
12:15remember that movie Thunderball
12:18she did with Mel Gibson
12:19Mel Gibson was older than her
12:21Mel Gibson looked like her grandfather
12:23Tina still looks the same
12:26she looks good
12:27we lost Ike
12:30you know we lost Ike
12:32in the hospital
12:32Ike begged for Tina
12:33Tina bring her in here
12:36I want to slap that bitch
12:38one more time
12:39Tina wouldn't go
12:43Tina wouldn't go
12:45Tina said what death
12:47got to do with it
12:48and the Grammys
12:53made the mistake
12:54of calling Tina Queen
12:56you know about it
12:57you know who was there
12:59you know who was there
13:00Aretha
13:01Aretha
13:02that big bitch
13:04was pissed
13:05she big as a duplex
13:08and just titty
13:11titty titties
13:12for everybody
13:12titties and hats
13:14titties and hats
13:15she was pissed
13:18I was there
13:20I tried to help her
13:21I said
13:21Aretha
13:22chill
13:22chill
13:24you're the dairy queen now
13:27hats and big titties
13:36now I am a southerner
13:39Louisiana
13:40now I'm getting ready
13:41to tell you
13:42how dumb
13:43white southerners are
13:45texting
13:46okay you guys are some
13:48dumb
13:48motherfuckers
13:50you could have won
13:54that fucking war
13:55with your dumb
13:56stupid ass
13:57you had the army
13:59the slaves
14:00stupid
14:01we'd all be
14:03with the southern flag
14:05and singing
14:05doodah
14:06and all that shit
14:07you would have won
14:09you had the army
14:10you let the fucking
14:12north outmaneuver you
14:13they put them black men
14:15in those uniforms
14:16and they beat your
14:16fucking ass
14:17you had the army
14:19you had more blacks
14:20than they did
14:21you motherfuckers
14:22could have won
14:23you could have won
14:23this shit
14:24but your stupidity
14:25no no
14:26these not human
14:27no I can't do that
14:28but your dumb ass
14:31but that white man's
14:33always been slow
14:34and dumb
14:35the world is flat
14:38you'll fall off
14:39watching movies
14:42with no sound
14:43dumb
14:51we've always
14:55outsmarted that white man
14:57he took our drums
14:59you're not gonna communicate
15:00there'll be no more
15:01beating
15:02of the drums
15:03so we made up
15:05tap dancing
15:05he thought
15:06we were entertaining it
15:07meet harriet temper
15:12the tin
15:12we leaving
15:13this part
15:13it's the end of the world
15:23so it doesn't matter
15:23it's the end
15:25if you have any sensitivity
15:27it's the end
15:28of the fucking world
15:29that's why seagulls
15:30are sitting
15:30oh thank you
15:32how lovely
15:33there are some
15:34nice white folks
15:35okay let's see
15:36let me think
15:41let me think
15:41over there
15:42take it to them
15:43because I'm on the wagon
15:44for now
15:44right right over there
15:45give it to them
15:46that
15:46my white cousins
15:48give them to my white cousins
15:49she's beautiful
15:52oh
15:53she's
15:54the white lady
15:56trust me
15:57the black man's
16:00kryptonite
16:01why can't the black
16:10superman fly
16:11he's with that white woman
16:12no it is
16:19it is the end
16:21of the freaking world
16:22the seagulls
16:25are sitting on top
16:26of taco bell
16:27haven't seen water
16:31in two years
16:32waiting for the french fries
16:34and chicken wings
16:35and bean burritos
16:37I saw a seagull
16:40attack a pigeon
16:41and eat it
16:41I'm telling you
16:44it's the end
16:45rats in Central Park
16:47are raping squirrels
16:48it's all over there
16:49it's the fucking end
16:52some white woman
16:54was in Central Park
16:55I can't make this up
16:56had the little dogs
16:57the little chihuahuas
16:58in her hand
16:58like a hawk came out
17:00took it
17:00it could have been a baby
17:05thank god
17:07it was a chihuahua
17:08it is truly
17:12the end
17:13good night
17:14take a real good look
17:19at her
17:19she's going to come up
17:20missing
17:20no that is
17:24the pretty white woman
17:26always comes up
17:27missing
17:27look you've seen
17:28the posters missing
17:29they're always
17:30the pretty cute
17:31white girl
17:31you have never seen
17:33no ugly ass
17:33white bitch
17:34missing
17:35the serial killer
17:38don't give a fuck
17:39about the ugly
17:39white woman
17:40he will throw her
17:42out the van
17:42get your ugly ass
17:43out the van
17:44but that
17:49pretty white woman
17:50he'll kill her
17:51you're cute
17:51I'm going to kill you
17:53but it is the end
17:56it is
17:56the wild animals
17:59are telling us
17:59wild animals
18:00don't like white people
18:01look at that polar bear
18:05in Europe
18:05biting that white woman
18:07all up in her ass
18:08and she was crazy
18:12jumping in there
18:13trying to swim
18:13it just bit the shit
18:14out of her
18:15the other
18:16what the black bear
18:17the brown bear
18:17they're attacking
18:18white people
18:19the white people
18:20are always teaching
18:21wild animal shit
18:22you white folks
18:22stop teaching
18:23wild shit
18:24stop teaching them
18:25no
18:28there was a circus bear
18:30in the woods
18:30and some little boy
18:31at 15 was riding the bike
18:32the bear jumped on the bike
18:33rode the bike
18:34they ain't seen the bear
18:35of the bike
18:35it's the truth
18:41another bear
18:42a trained bear
18:43you've read about it
18:44for commercials
18:45and movies
18:46grabbed a white man
18:46and just killed him
18:47they don't like white people
18:49because white people
18:50are always trying
18:51to ride shit
18:51go to Sea World
18:52right folks
18:55stop trying
18:55to ride shit
18:56look at that tagger
19:01in Las Vegas
19:02and the Ziegfeld
19:03and whoever
19:03they have
19:04oh
19:04the tagger
19:06was trying to save me
19:07yeah
19:08for lunch
19:09the mountain lion
19:13grabbed that white man
19:13and the white man
19:14went out in the back
19:15they don't like white folks
19:26they get crazy
19:27look at that tagger
19:29in San Francisco
19:29they dug that big hole
19:30in the zoo
19:31and the tagger got out
19:32and the white folks
19:33were so confused about it
19:34how did it get out
19:36did the Mexicans help it
19:38they were talking crazy
19:43they were throwing rocks
19:45at that tagger
19:46they were fucking
19:46with that tagger
19:47you can't throw rocks
19:48at no big ass tagger
19:49it got up out of there
19:51and it wasn't a crazy tagger
19:53it ran by 20 people
19:55to get the three people
19:56that were fucking with it
19:57it mauled two
20:00eight one
20:01and you better believe
20:03the one that ate
20:04was the one
20:04throwing the goddamn rocks
20:06should have gave that tagger
20:09a purple heart
20:09killed it
20:12for being a tagger
20:12I'm telling you
20:15it's the end
20:15it's the end of the world
20:16it's so sad
20:18kiss all this shit goodbye
20:20the wild animals
20:23and the children
20:23the children
20:24are trying to tell us
20:25they're trying to tell us
20:27a six year old girl
20:29walked into her mother's bedroom
20:31with a seven year old friend
20:32mama was giving daddy head
20:35like Linda Lovelace
20:36the little girl was shocked
20:39she looked at her friend
20:40she said
20:40would you believe
20:41that bitch beat my ass
20:42for sucking my thumb
20:43the children
20:51listen
20:52to
20:53the children
20:54oh keep it real
21:01keep it real
21:01master
21:04Paul's gonna get us
21:06in trouble
21:06and you black people
21:12got that shit twisted
21:13you got that
21:14Chris Brown shit
21:15twisted
21:16them girls
21:19from the islands
21:20they're pretty
21:20but they're violent
21:21and they're jealous
21:24oh
21:26black is truly beautiful
21:28the whole world
21:42should be like this
21:43this is
21:44no this is not my first time
21:45around naked women
21:46I used to work for Playboy
21:47no you can see it on the internet
21:50and all that
21:50Playboy After Dark
21:51for five years
21:52I worked with them
21:53with Hugh Hefner's
21:56Barbie
21:57and Janet
21:59the six
22:00yeah Barbie Benton
22:01the six million dollar woman
22:03Lindsay Wagner
22:03we all come from that
22:05all of them
22:06oh she's naked enough brother
22:08brother she's naked
22:11what are you a fucking outpatient
22:12but that's Oprah's fault
22:24what you just heard him talking
22:26that's Oprah did that
22:27people didn't do that
22:28before Oprah
22:28no I'm serious
22:30Oprah made people
22:31feel that they were important
22:33you know Oprah's fat again
22:41she's fat again
22:44that's a damn shame
22:45and she's talking about
22:47it's her thyroid
22:48cute baby
22:49thanks
22:50thank you
22:51thank you lovely
22:51thank you
22:52no Oprah is fat again
22:56she said her thyroids
22:59bitch
22:59them neck bones
23:00come on Oprah
23:06neck bones
23:08can't keep up with Oprah
23:10that fat skinny bitch
23:11fat skinny
23:12skinny fat
23:13make your mind up
23:14just eating
23:16eating
23:16eating
23:17but I have a love
23:18hate for Oprah
23:19I sent her a gift
23:20for Easter
23:21a talking refrigerator
23:23let me know
23:26she needs it
23:27every time she go to it
23:28they're gonna tell her
23:29all the ice cream
23:31is gone
23:31bitch go to sleep
23:32ain't no more
23:36sweet potato pie
23:37go to bed
23:38see Oprah's a trip
23:41something happened
23:44on that movie
23:45The Color Purple
23:46something
23:48cause Whoopi and her
23:49Whoopi has never been
23:50on her show
23:51let's keep it real
23:52when she had that
23:53Diva special
23:54Whoopi wasn't invited
23:55that was back in the day
23:57when Oprah was a big
23:58water buffalo
23:59Whoopi saw something
24:03no human being
24:04should have seen
24:05maybe a night feeding
24:08something she saw
24:09maybe Oprah was
24:16eating children
24:17I don't know
24:18Whoopi saw some shit
24:21no Christian
24:22should have
24:23come on
24:26let's keep it real
24:27then they wouldn't
24:29let her in that store
24:30in Europe
24:31remember that store
24:31they wouldn't let in
24:32and then they wouldn't
24:34let her in that store
24:34in New York
24:35twice that's happened
24:36they wouldn't let
24:37Darkie in that store
24:38all that fame
24:40all that money
24:41Blackie couldn't
24:42get in that store
24:43but you know what
24:45I blame Oprah
24:46for that
24:46cause when Oprah
24:47don't have on
24:48no makeup
24:48you don't know
24:49who Oprah is
24:49I wouldn't let
24:53Oprah in my backyard
24:54who is that
24:57little pickaniny
24:58trying to get
24:59in my backyard
24:59shoe fly
25:03shoe
25:04Rihanna and Chris Brown
25:08what happened
25:08oh I was telling you
25:12about you got it
25:12you got it
25:13you got it
25:13twisted
25:14that woman
25:16that woman
25:16beat the shit
25:17out that boy
25:17I hope he go to jail
25:22he'll be safe
25:23she beat his ass
25:25that's why
25:26that's why the boy
25:27bit her
25:27you bite
25:28when you scared
25:29Mike Tyson
25:30bit that man
25:31cause he was scared
25:32you bite
25:34when you scared
25:35man or woman
25:36you'll bite
25:36that girl
25:39beat that boy
25:39that's why
25:39he's back with her
25:40she said
25:40I'll beat your ass
25:41you better come back
25:42them island girls
25:44are slick
25:45they smart
25:45she got a big forehead
25:47she was foreheading
25:48and bumping
25:49and hitting him
25:50hitting him
25:50it don't leave scars
25:52look have you ever
25:58have you ever seen
25:59a professional fighter
25:59a boxer
26:00black eye
26:01all beat up
26:02the person they beat
26:04is damn near dead
26:04knocked out
26:05she won that fight
26:08and she called her friend
26:11Naomi
26:11you better be glad
26:12Naomi didn't get over there
26:13she told Naomi
26:15get over here
26:15bring your cell phone
26:16we kicking ass
26:17we kicking asses
26:18Naomi got there
26:20that boy that been dead
26:21you got it twisted
26:26you could tell by her song
26:30something wrong
26:30with that girl
26:31Bella
26:33Bella
26:33the girl is crazy
26:34is Whitney coming back
26:43is Whitney coming back
26:44is she coming back
26:48is Whitney coming back
26:51Bobby has a toe-off book
26:55he said that Whitney
26:56got him on crack
26:57and he said
27:00when he was going out
27:00with Janet
27:01she had him drinking
27:02she made him a drunk
27:02then he said
27:04he dated Oprah
27:05she had him eating
27:05biscuits and serve
27:07Whitney tried to come back
27:15didn't she try to come back
27:16no she's singing
27:23what is she singing
27:24no
27:24predatory to the flag
27:26right
27:26oh say
27:28can you
27:31by the dawn's early
27:38let's talk about
27:49that whore
27:50Barbara Walters
27:52oh you think
27:57I'm being cold
27:58didn't you read her book
27:59sleeping with that
28:00high yellow married brother
28:02breaking the seventh commandment
28:04you all think
28:05I'm being hard
28:05any married women here
28:07married women
28:10if a single woman
28:12fucks a married man
28:14and she knows he's married
28:16what is she
28:17see
28:19see
28:20see
28:22you single women
28:24ain't said shit
28:25cause you could've been
28:26that hoe
28:27but when you get married
28:32and hear me say that
28:33you'll be louder
28:34than anybody in here
28:35where's that bitch
28:37I'll kill that bitch
28:38because it doesn't
28:41only affect the woman
28:43it affects her
28:43her kids
28:44her parents
28:45it affects everybody
28:46it's a snowball
28:48that's one selfish move
28:51is a snowball
28:51but let me tell you
28:53how human beings
28:54relate to shit
28:55I could tell you
28:57right now
28:57my brother
28:59is fucking my wife
29:00you could be my friend
29:01you go
29:02oh Paul
29:02that's so sad
29:04that's horrible
29:05but if I tell you
29:07my brother
29:07is fucking your wife
29:08you know what you say
29:09I'm gonna kill
29:10that motherfucker
29:11see the difference
29:14when it happens to you
29:15human beings
29:18are real funny
29:19when it comes to shit
29:20like that
29:20it's strange
29:22but it is
29:22the end of the world
29:23somebody told me
29:24that Janet Jackson
29:25had a complete
29:26nervous breakdown
29:26well that little
29:28black leprechaun
29:29she go with
29:30her favorite movie
29:35must have been
29:36Gremlins
29:37don't let them
29:41go near water
29:42I want my
29:45motherfucking gold
29:46but I love rappers
29:49I love them
29:50I want to be a rapper
29:51rappers get
29:52whatever they want
29:53they get what they want
29:54they're like an institution
29:55it could be 10 of them rapping
29:57you could shoot 10 of them
29:5810 more is waiting
29:59to take their place
29:59they're like roaches
30:02you can't stop them
30:03and they're everywhere
30:06they're everywhere
30:07but the library
30:08but they get
30:12what they fucking want
30:13I've seen rappers
30:15in movies
30:15they co-star
30:16their first film
30:16with Academy Award
30:18performers
30:18just because they're rappers
30:20Snoop Dogg's
30:21on some major soap opera
30:22then he's on a TV show
30:24they just get
30:24what the fuck they want
30:25the brain surgeon
30:27will not be operating
30:28this afternoon
30:2950 cents
30:31will be taking his place
30:32they don't have to
30:35know nothing
30:36about nothing
30:37just be a goddamn rapper
30:38dancing with the stars
30:41you've seen them
30:42dancing with the stars
30:45called me
30:45I said
30:46I don't want to dance
30:47with no damn stars
30:48I'll fuck the stars
30:49I want to fuck them
30:50fucking the stars
30:54a much better show
30:55I want to see
30:58the judges reaction
30:59oh my god
31:01never seen a move
31:05like that
31:06you'll be back
31:09you'll definitely
31:10be back
31:12now that's a good show
31:15American Idol
31:18is America
31:19that bored
31:20are we that bored
31:20they will fight you
31:24they know who
31:25they want to vote for
31:25in the real election
31:26they don't have any idea
31:27not a clue
31:28but in American Idol
31:29they'll argue with you
31:30it's a hit
31:32and that Paula Abnigro
31:35she wants to be
31:38everything but black
31:38I just want to get
31:40a microphone
31:41and go on that set
31:42and go
31:42nigga
31:44and watch her go
31:48Randy
31:49they're talking to you dog
31:52and these diseases
31:57where did these diseases
31:59come from
32:00they're on TV
32:00every day
32:01I mean
32:02what is it with your hand
32:04top or something
32:04top or ton
32:05okay
32:06Alzheimer's
32:07what
32:08dyslexic
32:09what's some other shit
32:10there's so much
32:11arthritis
32:11what up
32:13dementia
32:13that's all
32:14I want to know
32:16where was all
32:17these diseases
32:18when we needed it
32:20doing slavery
32:20I could have used
32:26that shit
32:26as a slave
32:29master
32:29I forgot
32:31master
32:37I can't pick
32:38my arthritis
32:39I'm dyslexic
32:44master
32:45I don't know
32:45cotton
32:46from oranges
32:46I could have
32:52slept all day
32:53I got to
32:54sleep in sickness
32:55master
32:56African fly
32:57bit me
32:58I can't get up
32:58I got
32:58when master
33:03when master
33:04got through
33:05beating your ass
33:05you would pick
33:06that cotton
33:06insane
33:07but now
33:12it's all
33:12these goddamn
33:13diseases
33:14this shit
33:15is scary
33:16this is some
33:18scary shit
33:19because the demons
33:21are running
33:21this shit now
33:22and that white man
33:24he's so funny
33:25ain't he
33:25he didn't
33:26fucked up
33:26the atmosphere
33:27they fucked up
33:28all the shit
33:28and just like here
33:29there's a shortage
33:30of water
33:31if there's a shortage
33:32why are you
33:32selling at the store
33:33there's a shortage
33:36of water
33:36don't wash
33:36your driveway
33:37but you selling
33:38this shit
33:38at Ralph's
33:39does that make
33:41sense
33:42and where does a
33:43white man get off
33:44selling the water
33:44water don't come
33:45from your mama's
33:46pussy
33:46it comes from God
33:47that's not
33:49your water
33:50there ain't no
33:52good in bad water
33:53that's water
33:54we die without
33:54water
33:55they'll be selling
33:55air next
33:56that white man
33:57is crazy
33:57he done fucked up
33:59the ozone
34:00he done fucked up
34:00all kind of shit
34:01a white man
34:03is insane
34:03he spends all
34:04billions and
34:05trillions of dollars
34:06trying to go to space
34:07God has put you
34:08here already
34:08earth hangs in the
34:10middle of the space
34:10you're trying to go
34:11where you already at
34:12you're hanging right
34:16in the middle of the space
34:17you're here
34:17silly shit
34:23he just fucks up
34:26everything
34:27and then he runs
34:27around talking about
34:28oh the endangered
34:29species
34:30is the polar bear
34:32there are only
34:32two left
34:33that's such
34:33bullshit
34:34you know
34:35who the endangered
34:36species is
34:37the young
34:39white woman
34:40go to the movies
34:42watch TV
34:43who
34:43did you see
34:44Friday the 13th
34:45all that shit
34:45who was he
34:46trying to kill
34:47the young
34:48white woman
34:48that's the endangered
34:49species
34:49Hollywood tells
34:51the world
34:52kill that bitch
34:53kill her
34:53watch TV
34:55I'm not making
34:57it up
34:57watch it
34:57kill her
34:58kill her
34:58she ain't shit
34:59kill her bitch
34:59rape her
35:00killer
35:01murderer
35:01choker
35:02that's what Hollywood
35:05sends out all over the world
35:06that's why white women
35:07all over the world
35:08come up missing
35:08Susie could be sitting
35:11right next to you
35:11she
35:11God Susie was just here
35:17where is she
35:18they can find all
35:20Susie's shit
35:21but they can't find her
35:22isn't that Susie's car keys
35:25my god
35:28it's her yearbook
35:29Susie
35:32but fuck
35:33where's Susie
35:34that's who the
35:36endangered
35:37species is
35:38the young
35:39white female
35:40cause that white man
35:42does not know how to say
35:43I don't love you
35:44goodbye
35:44it's over
35:45that's not in his
35:46vocabulary
35:47you are sleeping
35:48with the enemy
35:49he wants to fucking
35:50kill you
35:51and the white lady
35:52will be pregnant
35:53and get bold
35:54I'm carrying your baby
35:55and you will find her
35:57and that baby
35:57in the river
35:57she'll walk her dog
36:01the little dog
36:02will come back wet
36:03that should tell you
36:04something
36:04and see that white man
36:09the little dog
36:10will get crazy
36:11the white woman
36:15is the endangered
36:17species
36:18white woman
36:18get you a black man
36:19a black man knows
36:20how to say goodbye
36:20fuck you
36:22I'm out of here
36:23but that white man
36:29while that white lady
36:32sleeps
36:33that white man
36:33is up measuring her
36:35while that white lady
36:40sleeps
36:40that white man
36:41is up building shit
36:42oh you think
36:50I'm bullshitting
36:50go to Home Depot
36:52they're out of duct tape
36:56that white man
37:00will drive home
37:01with a brand new
37:02station wagon
37:02we're going on a trip
37:04while we sleep
37:08that white man
37:09will take that white woman
37:11to the darkest
37:11deepest part of the woods
37:13and she'll bitch
37:14lions
37:15taggers
37:16and bears
37:16oh my
37:17lions
37:18she's scared
37:19and then she'll look
37:22that white man
37:22right in the face
37:23I'm scared
37:24he'll look her
37:24right back in her face
37:26you scared
37:27I'm scared
37:28I gotta walk back
37:29by myself
37:30she ain't coming back
37:35and that white man
37:38can act
37:38he can act
37:39they'll go straight
37:39to his house
37:40Becky's missing
37:42really
37:43he would have
37:51chopped Becky up
37:52and put her in a shoebox
37:53and act like
37:56ain't nothing happening
37:57well
37:57if she calls
37:59I'll call you
37:59don't look at me
38:05like I'm making this shit up
38:06you've seen that white man
38:07on TV
38:07he'll talk so crazy
38:09like he's
38:10about killing white women
38:11like he's shopping
38:11at the mall
38:12oh I stabbed her
38:13I cut her
38:14I went by
38:15Helen's house
38:16she was lucky
38:16she wasn't at home
38:17and then I
38:18but you have to
38:24give it up
38:25to that white man
38:25that crazy white man
38:27knows what to say
38:28in that courtroom
38:29crazy white man
38:31why did you wake up
38:37in the middle of the night
38:38and kill your wife
38:39I was sleepwalking
38:43sleepwalking
38:46what an unusual case
38:48we're going to have
38:48to study it
38:49crazy black man
38:51why did you kill your wife
38:51I was sleepwalking
38:53we're going to put you
38:55to sleep
38:55there'll be no more
38:56sleepwalking
38:56crazy white man
39:05why did you wake up
39:06and kill all five people
39:07in your house
39:08I'm five different
39:09personalities
39:10five different people
39:12what an unusual case
39:14we'll have to study this
39:15crazy black man
39:17why did you
39:17I'm five
39:18five different
39:19black people
39:20just pick what
39:23black person
39:23you want to be
39:24somebody black
39:26is going to jail
39:26today
39:27I was renting
39:30a white woman
39:30a house
39:31she did that
39:31same shit to me
39:32I'm five different
39:34personalities
39:34I said
39:35bitch
39:35I'm raising your rent
39:36I got off
39:40into that pocketbook
39:41she got real sane
39:42sir
39:43they all moved away
39:44it's just me
39:44I said yeah
39:45no
39:53it's the end of the world
39:55it's the end
39:55everybody of them
39:57went crazy
39:58the school teachers
39:58that went crazy
39:59they arrested another
40:00school teacher
40:01with an eight year old
40:02in Mexico
40:02what is wrong
40:04with these school teachers
40:06you're supposed to
40:08teach the kids
40:09not fuck them
40:09I tried to figure it out
40:13I said
40:13we don't pay them
40:14enough money
40:15we don't
40:17we don't pay them
40:19enough money
40:20so the school teacher
40:22says
40:23you're fucking me
40:25I'll fuck your kids
40:26you fuck me
40:28I'll fuck your kids
40:29good morning class
40:32two and two is four
40:33and the pussy's real good
40:35come get it
40:36the teacher is a freak
40:40because I get tired
40:44of people fucking
40:44with our kids
40:45these people
40:45just killing our kids
40:47raping them
40:47and murder them
40:48and then saying
40:49I'm crazy
40:50you're not crazy
40:51you have choices
40:51you know what you're doing
40:52that ain't fucking crazy
40:53crazy is sitting
40:55in the middle of the freeway
40:56and eating a bowl
40:57of dog shit
40:57that's a crazy person
40:58that's a crazy person
41:03that other shit
41:06is bullshit
41:07you know what the fuck
41:08you're doing
41:08when they rape
41:11and murder my six year old
41:12I'm gonna show you
41:13what crazy
41:14is really about
41:14I'm chopping
41:16somebody's head off
41:18yeah
41:22now that's crazy
41:23and I'm taking it
41:25to the bar
41:26and talk to it
41:27give me a scotch and soda
41:31and give my friend here
41:32a beer
41:33it's gonna be on cops
41:38and you're gonna be
41:38sitting there going
41:39that man is crazy
41:41and I don't know
41:47what this terrorist
41:49bullshit is
41:50it's bullshit
41:51there are no terrorists
41:52it was all bullshit
41:54if there were terrorists
41:56listen to me
41:57if there were terrorists
41:58you know what they do
41:59break every red light
42:02from here to California
42:03have you ever been
42:05in the car
42:06an hour
42:06and you come up
42:08it's one red light
42:09that's out
42:09and you go
42:10god damn
42:11one red light
42:12imagine
42:13if 20 were out
42:14you wouldn't get home
42:15in two weeks
42:16that's your terrorist
42:19so it's all bullshit
42:22I'm scared of Chinese people
42:26I went to try to take
42:31kung fu lessons
42:31it didn't last
42:34but 15 minutes
42:34that little Asian man
42:37kept telling me
42:37I'm your new master
42:39I said fuck you
42:40not you too
42:41you ain't my master
42:44motherfucker
42:44I don't know karate
42:47but I know Kareza
42:49I told you race
42:56means everything
42:57that's why
42:58when I see a homeless
42:59white person
42:59I just start crying
43:00what a waste
43:05of white skin
43:06white people
43:11there are no ghosts
43:13there are no ghosts
43:14if there were ghosts
43:18slaves would come back
43:19and beat your ass
43:20you do know that
43:20so only
43:24only the white ghosts
43:25get to come back
43:26there are no ghosts
43:29you know who I miss
43:31because I guess
43:31I've been black
43:32I've been black too long
43:33you know what I miss
43:34there's two things I miss
43:36I miss
43:37the hippie white people
43:38and I miss
43:39the Jews
43:40that were brave
43:41Jews went down south
43:43and died with us
43:44they did
43:45what happened to them
43:47brave Jews
43:48no they were
43:50oh you said
43:50oh they're all dead
43:51they killed them all
43:54no
43:55some sad shit
43:57and then the
43:57made off
43:58what's his name
43:59Jews
44:02Jews
44:03stealing from Jews
44:05and non-profit
44:06and it shows you
44:09how sexist
44:10that white man is
44:12that white man is
44:12he stayed out of jail
44:13with something around
44:14his ankle
44:14for the longest
44:16and then he went
44:17to jail now
44:18okay
44:19and that white woman
44:21Martha
44:21got a tip
44:22wait
44:24that bitch
44:25woke up in jail
44:26they took that
44:29white woman
44:30what
44:30straight to jail
44:31that's that boys club
44:32they said look bitch
44:33we run this shit
44:34you're going to jail
44:35when we do it
44:36we're going to pat on the hand
44:37little bracelet
44:38on the ankle
44:39but you're going to jail bitch
44:40took Martha straight
44:42but it backfired
44:42because Martha
44:43ended up making
44:44all the money
44:44but Martha
44:46went to jail
44:46looking like
44:47Hobo Kelly
44:47and that bitch
44:49came out
44:50looking like
44:50Grace Kelly
44:51Martha looks good
44:54but that Hollywood
44:56Hollywood is a perpetrator
44:58for all the bullshit
44:59I'm here to tell you
45:00Hollywood
45:01puts them images out
45:02Hollywood is scary
45:03I'm so sick of Hollywood
45:05trying to tell me
45:07what little
45:07ugly white woman
45:09is cute
45:09I'm not Stevie Wonder
45:12I know cute
45:13when I see it
45:14they got some white woman
45:16she was on some
45:17hit cable show
45:18sex and no titties
45:19she modeled for Gap
45:24what's her name
45:25Sarah J
45:28that little
45:29rickety crickety bitch
45:30I saw that
45:33I saw that bitch
45:34in a miniskirt
45:35I thought she had polio
45:37she couldn't pass
45:42a pimp audition
45:43bitch we selling pussy
45:46not rickety crickety
45:47get the fuck up out of here
45:48then there's another one
45:53she used to be on Friends
45:54and she was married
45:55to Brad Pitt
45:56what's her name
45:57oh my god
45:59that horse face bitch
46:01I'd connect her
46:04to a buggy
46:05giddy up Nelly
46:05giddy up
46:06giddy up
46:10oh keep it real
46:13don't be scared
46:14that's why Brad
46:17left her ugly ass
46:18Brad wasn't gonna have
46:19no babies by
46:19that ugly white woman
46:20now that white woman
46:22Brad lives with
46:22and got them
46:23three babies by
46:23that's a cute white woman
46:25skinny little white girl
46:27cute
46:27with big big lips
46:28Brad will never
46:31leave that white woman
46:32that big lip
46:34white woman
46:35can suck a dick
46:36trust me
46:37she'll suck the chrome
46:41off your hubcaps
46:42Brad is gonna
46:46Brad don't even know
46:47his name
46:47you can go over there
46:48hey Steve
46:49huh
46:49Brad don't care
46:53she has three babies
46:53five babies
46:54she adopted a Filipino
46:55African baby
46:56Mexican
46:56Brad don't give a fuck
46:57that bitch could bring
46:58a chicken home
46:59yeah chicken
47:01I'm your daddy
47:02a wake up call
47:05is a bitch
47:05ain't it
47:06the Jews got
47:08their wake up call
47:09they was running
47:11around here
47:11thinking they was
47:12white folks
47:12to Mr. Mel Gibson
47:22came along
47:23Mr. Procter and Gamble
47:27Mr. Descendants
47:28of Rome
47:28white man
47:29talking his shit
47:31calling that police
47:33lady sugar tits
47:34and Jew
47:36and it's your fault
47:38and you did it
47:38and blaming everything
47:39and you
47:40you sank
47:41the Titanic
47:42the Titanic
47:43iceberg
47:45Goldberg
47:46it's all the same
47:47he was talking
47:50crazy
47:51and white folks
47:54ain't mad at Mel
47:55because what he said
47:56that's what white people
47:57say when nobody's around
47:59they don't like you
48:02to tell
48:03white folks
48:05got signals
48:06they don't want you
48:15telling
48:15Mel gave them
48:19all their wake up call
48:20it's just an old
48:21Roman trick
48:22wash our hands
48:25of this Jesus thing
48:26we have nothing
48:28to do with it
48:28the Romans
48:30killed Jesus
48:31the Jews
48:31didn't kill Jesus
48:32they want to give you
48:33somebody to dislike
48:33nothing went down
48:35in Rome
48:35just like here
48:37we killed Kennedy
48:38you can always tell
48:41when it's an
48:41inside job
48:42it's too many stories
48:44was it two guns
48:45was it three
48:45was it a bow and arrow
48:46was it a midget
48:47was it
48:47there's too much
48:48going on
48:48when it's outside
48:52it's very clear
48:53who did what
48:54oh no we can't
48:56look at the records
48:56until 5,000 years
48:57from now
48:58it's always
48:58bullshit connected
48:59when it's an
49:00inside job
49:01that English
49:03that lady
49:04die shit
49:05inside
49:06they killed
49:06that bitch
49:07the queen
49:08that dirty
49:09murdering
49:09ugly ass
49:10bitch
49:11she did it
49:11bitch
49:14that was a hit
49:17Prince Charles
49:18didn't want the body
49:19when it was alive
49:20he sure broke
49:22his neck
49:22getting it
49:22when she was dead
49:23because he knew
49:24his mammy killed her
49:25and he wanted to
49:26cover this shit up
49:27and somebody
49:27with that high profile
49:2910 fucking years later
49:31they decide to have
49:32a fucking autopsy
49:33and the conclusion is
49:36the driver
49:37her driver
49:38listen
49:39when you drive
49:40for royalty
49:40or the fucking government
49:42they check your mama's
49:43pussy in your booty hole
49:44there are
49:48no surprises
49:49that evil bitch
49:53did it
49:53she stole
49:54all them diamonds
49:55she stole
49:55from Africa
49:56stealing
49:56murdering
49:57bitch
49:57ugly bitch
49:59oh her mama's ugly
50:03her daddy's ugly
50:04her son is ugly
50:05her son's new wife
50:06look like
50:07Dane Edna
50:07that's ugly bitch
50:08they all are ugly
50:10Queen Elizabeth
50:13looks like
50:13sheep shit
50:14in shallow ass water
50:15if she's the queen
50:19what the fuck
50:21does the witch
50:21look like
50:22lady Di
50:27was cute
50:28she had the it factor
50:30whatever it is
50:31lady Di had
50:31they should have
50:32pulled her royal panties
50:33down
50:33and kissed
50:34the royal pussy
50:35she brought beauty
50:36to them ugly ass
50:37motherfuckers
50:37and the only reason
50:41they killed her
50:42cause she was
50:42fucking that
50:43black Egyptian
50:44they tell me
50:46she was pregnant
50:47by him
50:48they didn't want
50:49to hear that shit
50:49talking about
50:50the presses
50:51chasing him
50:52they was running
50:53for their god damn
50:53life
50:54dirty bastards
50:56cause every time
50:57they mention
50:58the accident
50:58they never mention
51:06he was in the car
51:06how come they don't
51:08say he was in the car
51:09you never hear them
51:10talking about him
51:11they don't want
51:11to bring him up
51:12and her little friend
51:13writing the book
51:14oh she wasn't in love
51:15with him
51:15it was some other
51:15little skinny white
51:16Englishman
51:16bullshit
51:17she died with
51:18who she was
51:19fucking
51:19that was her man
51:20she was in the car
51:20what was that
51:21little skinny white
51:22man she loved him
51:22so god damn much
51:23dirty
51:24no but they did it
51:26that fucking queen
51:27did it
51:28she did it
51:28and the world
51:29loved lady Di
51:30she was jealous
51:30of lady Di
51:31cause she was cute
51:32flowers came
51:34from all over the world
51:35queen Elizabeth
51:36could drop dead
51:37tonight
51:37ain't no god damn
51:37flowers coming
51:38a shovel
51:42hurry up and bury
51:45this ugly bitch
51:46and then they gonna
51:49throw a cross
51:50and garlic on her
51:51so she won't get up
51:52old vampire looking bitch
51:53oh see
51:56you guys think
51:57I'm faking it
51:58I don't like that bitch
52:00you ain't supposed
52:01to touch the queen
52:02I'll rub chicken grease
52:04all over that bitch
52:04oh she can walk
52:10through that door
52:10you phonies
52:11your highness
52:12I'll snatch
52:13that bitch's purse
52:14I don't like that bitch
52:15evil ass bitch
52:26I ain't dumb
52:29you be dumb
52:30go ahead and drink
52:31the Kool-Aid
52:31yes yes
52:35Mr. Jim Jones
52:36you better
52:41oh okay
52:42thank you
52:56poor O.J.
53:13dumb
53:13dumb
53:14how did O.J. play ball
53:18did they glue the ball
53:19to his hand
53:20and you guys
53:23all think
53:23O.J. killed
53:24that white woman
53:25you white folks
53:25think that
53:26you just see it
53:26on TV shows
53:27and O.J. was tried
53:28he said he was innocent
53:29he don't even believe
53:30in the American law
53:31oh no he did it
53:32I go
53:32these people are
53:33fucked up
53:33listen
53:34I mean it's just
53:35like it's crazy
53:36O.J. is dumb
53:37killers are smart
53:39they're real smart
53:40if O.J. was this
53:41smart killer
53:42that you talk about
53:43he would have
53:44went over there
53:45got his shit
53:45killed everybody
53:46in the house
53:46and went on
53:47about his business
53:47let him have
53:50stole some
53:50Adama shit
53:51it'd have been
53:52a cookout over there
53:53O.J. is too
53:57dumb for that
53:57do you know
53:58that O.J. called
53:59his friends up
54:00Dummy called
54:00his friends
54:01help me go
54:01get my stuff
54:02everybody had
54:07a tape recorder
54:08but O.J.
54:11Dummy had a gun
54:12have you heard
54:15the tapes
54:16play the tapes
54:16something's wrong
54:18with O.J.
54:18he's stuck
54:18in this
54:19everything
54:19O.J. thinks
54:20he's Shaft
54:20play the tapes
54:21don't none of you
54:24jive turkeys
54:25try to split
54:26I'll kill you
54:29can you dig it
54:30hush your mouth
54:31it's some
54:33silly shit
54:34the boy is dumb
54:36whatever happens
54:40in Vegas
54:40stays in Vegas
54:41that's exactly
54:42where he'll be
54:43staying
54:43why would
54:47Wesley Snipes
54:48leave Africa
54:49what's wrong
54:50with Wesley
54:51tall baby
54:52black Wesley
54:52Wesley was
54:55safe in Africa
54:56any tribe
54:58would accept him
54:59brother
55:00brother
55:01I'd like to
55:04see white folks
55:04try to find
55:05Wesley in Africa
55:05are you Wesley
55:07no
55:07are you Wesley
55:11no
55:12they couldn't
55:16find him
55:17Wesley was
55:19safe
55:20black ass
55:25Wesley
55:25oh you know
55:27Wesley's black
55:27if you rode
55:29Wesley home
55:30the night
55:30in your car
55:31the police
55:31would stop you
55:32and give you
55:32a ticket
55:32for tenant
55:33windows
55:33if you
55:38shot
55:39Wesley
55:39that bullet
55:40would come
55:40back and ask
55:41for a flashlight
55:42oh look at this
56:01this is great
56:02thank you very much
56:03good night
56:03you've been very
56:04thanks
56:04thanks
56:06well another pretty one
56:25my god
56:26Mr. Miller
56:28uh-huh
56:28I need you to
56:29scoot forward
56:30okay
56:30thank you
56:34thank you for getting
56:36out
56:36thank you
56:36oh you're too much
56:39this is too much
56:40how are you
56:47thank you
57:00thank you
57:04this is too much
57:05thank you
57:10I'm gonna take
57:11some of that
57:12titties and champagne
57:13I'm getting off
57:13I'm gonna get off
57:14I'm gonna get off
57:15I'm gonna get off
57:15I'm gonna get off
57:16I'm gonna get off
57:16I'm gonna get off
57:17I'm gonna get off
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