- 5/1/2025
This Video is a Crowd Work Standup Comedy video from one of my Shows in Gurgaon. Main Characters of the video are One Income Tax Officer, a 40yr old Single Lady ,3 Baniya Boys and a 28Yr old rich girl dated 22 Boys.
I have tried to create impromptu jokes around these people based on the taxes in India, Current relationships of these people and their thought process on life. Do watch the full video for a proper 20Mins laughter Ride.
I have tried to create impromptu jokes around these people based on the taxes in India, Current relationships of these people and their thought process on life. Do watch the full video for a proper 20Mins laughter Ride.
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00:00In this video, the main character is a 55-year-old income tax officer,
00:05a 3-22-year-old child, and a 28-year-old girl who has 22-year-old boyfriend.
00:10In the video, the character has been working on the character's work, Harj Gujaral.
00:15Look for this video for Manoranjan.
00:17Don't judge them, or don't judge them.
00:30You are the impact player.
00:44Make it, sir. Make it all.
00:46Come, sir.
00:48You have to see me at night.
00:51I feel like I'm going to go so much in the place.
00:53Don't check the camera.
00:55Madam, you don't check the camera.
00:56Look, there's a light.
00:57You don't have a good time for comedians.
01:00You don't have a joke in the Instagram story.
01:05You don't have a joke in the Instagram story that we will go inside.
01:08We don't have to do big boss now.
01:12People say, why do you do political comedy?
01:14You want to make us a country.
01:21West is a good town.
01:21It's so beautiful.
01:22Traffic, look, you're taking it back.
01:24I'm going to get it.
01:30Uncle, auntie, I want you to request this show.
01:37I don't want to request this show for you.
01:41My show is 18 plus and 45 minus.
01:43I don't want to request this show.
01:45I don't want to.
01:46I don't want to.
01:53I don't want to.
01:54Who brought you to this show?
01:56Your son?
01:57Son, you are different from your son.
02:01Welcome to the show, sir.
02:02If you feel bad, you will keep yourself.
02:06Hey, Sunny, when you turn.
02:13It's very different.
02:14My question is, I'm asking in my show today.
02:15If someone wants to tell you,
02:17sir, can I ask you?
02:18What do you do, sir?
02:21What do you do, sir?
02:22I'm a consultant.
02:23You are a consultant, now too.
02:24Very nice, sir.
02:27In IT field, sir?
02:28In which field?
02:29Tax and accounting.
02:31Tax and accounting.
02:32Basically, income tax or sale tax.
02:35Okay, sir.
02:36Can you tell me how it gets saved?
02:38What did you do, bro?
02:42Tax per tax.
02:43Tax per tax.
02:45You earn 10 rupees.
02:46You earn 8 rupees.
02:47What do you do?
02:50Accounting, tell who?
02:51Who do you do?
02:52Tell you.
02:53How is it saved?
02:54Is there anyone here?
02:55Tax per tax?
02:56How many tax per tax are?
02:58300 or 300?
03:00One person who is happy,
03:01who is a consultant himself.
03:05Because you are getting to me, right?
03:08How can you save tax tax?
03:10Nirmala Thaiko?
03:11Talk about Nirmala.
03:12I'm getting to you.
03:14Just talk about Nirmala.
03:15I'm getting to you.
03:16Like I said,
03:17I love you a lot to comedy.
03:21And what are you saying?
03:22You're saying yourself.
03:23You're saying yourself.
03:25Okay.
03:26My question is,
03:27in the show, it will be fun.
03:29The first time, how many people have seen live stand-up?
03:31Which people have been really big?
03:32We are seeing the Virgin audience.
03:37It's okay, the second is that the boys are sitting here.
03:39There is a lot of debate in this country.
03:41If you want to tell someone who is better,
03:42I'll tell them.
03:43Okay, sir, we gotta speak a little bit.
03:49It's a reference point, I don't know.
03:52I have to kill a joke.
03:53This is a new teacher here, make a dog.
03:58There will be a dog in front of you.
04:01There will be a reference point in front of you.
04:04When you read this, you are doing this.
04:06You are a consultant for income tax.
04:13What's your name?
04:15Isha.
04:16Isha, what does he do here?
04:17Nothing.
04:18I want to see you.
04:20I'm going to rent.
04:22But what do you do?
04:25Do you do something?
04:26Are you a housewife?
04:27Or you're a...
04:28I'm single and happy.
04:29You're single and happy.
04:30You're not dating anyone?
04:32I can ask you.
04:3440 years old.
04:36Kali.
04:39Sannata.
04:43In this wild land, there won't be a mist.
04:53They're just telling you.
04:55Single and happy.
04:56Single and happy.
04:57All that.
04:58Single, happy and happy.
04:59All that.
05:00Single and happy.
05:01All that.
05:02Okay.
05:03Any last girls?
05:04Any last girls?
05:05Girls?
05:06How can you tell girls better?
05:07How are they better?
05:09Responsibility too.
05:10Responsibility too.
05:21She's listening to her 7 o'clock tonight.
05:23She's listening to her 7 o'clock tonight.
05:24What responsibility are you on?
05:35Financial.
05:36How much do you take a month?
05:3830, 35,000?
05:401,000?
05:411,000?
05:421,000?
05:431,000?
05:441,000?
05:451,000?
05:461,000?
05:471,000?
05:481,000?
05:491,000?
05:511,000?
05:531,000,500..
05:57Sir, is there legal for me?
06:00It's my fault.
06:06How much tax bracket are you today?
06:13Why?
06:16You make $30 if you have $30?
06:20Yes sir?
06:2039%
06:24If you earn 1 crore rupiah, you have to give 40,000,000 government
06:26Look at this, he's sitting in a house
06:31He's got a fortune
06:32He's got a fortune
06:33Don't forget to get out of the fortune
06:39You don't want to get out of the fortune
06:41In your chocker, the Scorpio company started to get out of the fortune
06:45Chard boy
06:45Chard boy
06:47Chard boy
06:49You can get out of the fortune
06:51Where do you get out of the fortune
06:53Chard boy
06:57Let's start talking about yourself
06:59I'm starting my show here
07:00My name is Harj Gujarala
07:01I'm from UP's lounge
07:02There's no one from UP's
07:04Sir, you have experience, your wife is here
07:06Where do I look at it?
07:07What's your relationship with your wife?
07:09Nahe
07:14This bitch
07:16Now I'm taking the responsibility
07:20I'm taking the responsibility
07:2435,000,000 salary, you should pay for the fortune
07:26I'm saying you don't get a fortune
07:28I'm saying you don't get a fortune
07:30I'm saying you don't get a fortune
07:3135,000,000,000
07:33I'm saying you don't get a fortune
07:34I'm telling you
07:36I don't get a fortune
07:37I don't get a fortune
07:38I'm telling you
07:39That's a lot of things
07:40How many witches do you like drum
07:48You don't get a fortune
07:50I don't get a fortune
07:52You've got two F.I.R.
07:57Anyone else?
07:58Can I bother anyone?
07:59Anyone?
08:00Trust. Very nice.
08:01Respect.
08:04Fidelity.
08:07You'll be in a girl.
08:10Wherever you are, these people are in a girl.
08:13Fidelity.
08:14Explain all of them.
08:17Five minutes ago, someone asked me.
08:22There's a funny break up in someone's life.
08:24Let me tell you.
08:25What happened to you, ma'am?
08:26Very bad.
08:27Very bad?
08:28Tell me why you broke up.
08:29How did you get bad?
08:30He was married.
08:36How did you know?
08:39My boyfriend has known him.
08:47What are you doing?
08:49How did you get married?
08:51He was married.
08:52He was married.
08:53Then another person came.
08:55He became a detective.
08:58He found out that he was married.
09:00Now he's his boyfriend.
09:07Fiance.
09:08Who is married?
09:09How did you get married?
09:13Who are you looking for?
09:18Who did the whole town?
09:20Who did the whole town?
09:21Kanpur.
09:22Look.
09:28He gave it.
09:29Kankurwaale Fidelti
09:31deyte hain
09:32To Vir, aapko pata kaysa laga ki
09:37voh meri, mahala, aapne konfronnt hi kiya jake
09:38Kya bula, Vir?
09:41Kya bula da?
09:43Dahej
09:43Dahej
09:43Lakin, mere paapa
09:49dahej dhiyana
09:50Mere pahenokin na maserati
09:52Kone jati hain?
09:56Kone jati hain?
09:59Kis ki maas hi jati hain?
10:06Majerati jati hain?
10:08Spelling bada hi ho, mazerati?
10:11Bada, bada, jati hain
10:12What about bada?
10:14Nain, hain?
10:16Hoa aapki hain?
10:17Hain?
10:19Haan, to ab pata laga na ki
10:20Merit aadmi ko kaysa ڈیٹ kar liya
10:21Apeni pike bhando rakhki hain
10:26Tum meri ho
10:30Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain
10:33Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain
10:34Yek orlanda ayega, voh dundhega
10:37Aap loog ne piye s'k'ed beer?
10:48Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain?
10:49Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain?
10:51Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain?
10:52Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain?
10:56Bida's a gayri you nose
10:56Bebe me kisi or ka bhi umaha chudha hain?
11:00Kitte rube ye ek beer?
11:05Business nehi samwaala
11:07Tum chub roo 40 and single
11:10Akeli ur nalli gumri?
11:11We do leke chal rhi.
11:20We do leke chal rhi hain
11:22One merit and one unmerit.
11:24One fiancé.
11:27What's his name?
11:29The old man or the other?
11:30Tell both.
11:32Who will accept his mind.
11:37Don't forget the wrong name.
11:38There is also a queer.
11:47Tell the old man what?
11:49The merit.
11:50What?
11:51The merit.
11:52The merit.
11:53The merit.
11:54The merit.
11:55That's what he's doing.
11:58Uncle, you're watching what's going on today?
12:01You don't have to pay any other things.
12:04People give money.
12:07There's only one rate.
12:10What's your address?
12:13Uncle is saying, I'll take myself.
12:17I'm married.
12:19I was supposed to come back from Kashmir just to talk to my parents about him.
12:34I was supposed to come back from Kashmir just to talk to my parents about him.
12:38Who's that?
12:39The first one?
12:40The first one.
12:41The first one.
12:42The first one.
12:43The first one.
12:44The first one.
12:45The first one.
12:46The first one.
12:47The first one.
12:48The first one.
12:49What?
12:50The first one.
12:51I don't want a beer in the bag.
12:55Tell me.
13:00Did you talk to me about it?
13:02I made a house.
13:03Yes.
13:14I made a house.
13:15I made a house.
13:16Because you're an Ameer.
13:21Let's start cutting these three.
13:31My name is Amir.
13:41It doesn't happen to be an Amir.
13:43We should be married.
13:44We should be married.
13:51Do you have a mazerati?
13:54Is it a factory?
13:56What kind of thing?
13:58What car is going on to you?
14:00Okay.
14:03Let's go to the cab.
14:07The other mazerati is sending.
14:10They are asking OTP here.
14:14Dula, Devan, Sarbala.
14:20The three are good.
14:25What?
14:26A thousand?
14:32No problem.
14:32You can also earn $2,000, $2,000.
14:37How much you earn?
14:38$6,000?
14:39A year?
14:40What are you doing?
14:41Amir.
14:42Amir.
14:42Amir.
14:46You have two days in one day.
14:49The mother and the mother are both in the middle.
14:52The husband and the husband and the husband and the husband.
14:59The lamb.
15:00the mother and the husband and the husband and the husband and the husband.
15:16Are you kidding right now?
15:18WHY?
15:19Any other Baum représentant at bord?
15:19Don't get confidence from me.
15:23Well, it's hard.
15:28Okay,
15:30I'll tell you.
15:32Now he's getting interested in my uncle.
15:35I was in the 60s show with mom.
15:39You?
15:39Yes, I was in the post pro.
15:42Come on.
15:44Don't have any confidence from me.
15:45I will become a house if I want to buy a house.
15:52I don't want to buy a house for hours.
15:58I want to buy a house in my house.
16:02I have kept the beer here.
16:06What is your factory?
16:09Tell me about factory.
16:12They will kill the raid.
16:15Uncle, you can see the big people.
16:18They don't kill that.
16:19Tell me.
16:20Porter.
16:21It's a motor factory.
16:22Which one?
16:23Water.
16:25One more.
16:26Two minutes ago, one more.
16:28Tell me.
16:29Tell me.
16:36What will I do?
16:39We should have content.
16:42We should do it.
16:44Do it.
16:45Do it.
16:46Do it.
16:47Do it.
16:48Do it.
16:49Do it.
16:50Do it.
16:51Do it.
16:52Did you grow up today?
16:54How many years can I ask?
16:5628.
16:57Are you ready for marriage?
16:58Yes.
16:59Next year.
17:00Next year?
17:01Is the machine no more?
17:04It won't be a last walk.
17:06Ty, imagine.
17:07Is the machine no more money!
17:10They are sealing otherannyships.
17:14You are되ant and..
17:16He isopaing a lot!
17:17Does aも
17:25new year those five months?
17:26Are those months missing?
17:27Which months?
17:28Second June.
17:32Second June is going to be studying the next year?
17:36What's that June?
17:39Which month is going to be going to be?
17:43It's going to be gone.
17:44June is going to be back now.
17:46June is going to be the next June.
17:48Next June?
17:51This will be the two times.
17:56Three will meet.
17:58Uncle Ji, what are you talking about?
18:00Open your hands and open your hands.
18:02And if you broke the next year,
18:06What's that?
18:07This is a joke.
18:10Eight, ten boys have been dating.
18:11My little girl.
18:14Yes, ma'am.
18:15You've dated 22 years ago.
18:19In IPL, there's no character.
18:23You're an impact player.
18:28No, ma'am.
18:31What's your name?
18:33Afshah.
18:34Afshah.
18:35What does Afshah mean?
18:36A bunch of twinkling stars.
18:37A bunch of twinkling stars.
18:38A bunch of twinkling stars.
18:39Total 22.
18:40A bunch of twinkling stars.
18:41I've been doing a bunch of twinkling stars.
18:42I've been doing a bunch of twinkling stars.
18:43Yeah.
18:48The price of the brasile is used,
18:49Where are the prices that you used?
18:51I have taken your car from papa.
18:52Dream 11.
18:54Dream 11.
18:58Not in cricket.
18:59He only throws the wrong side.
19:00That's why.
19:01That's true!
19:02That's right.
19:03Dream 22
19:10How much is it going to be in the crowd?
19:14My brother, Dream 22
19:19One question is my last story
19:21I know I am your boyfriend for one day or two days
19:24For example
19:25For example
19:26For one day
19:27And for one day
19:28And for one day
19:29What happened for one day?
19:32What happened to me?
19:34Are we going to run away from you?
19:36You've been dating everyone like this
19:39You can date married men
19:41You're a comedian
19:43Who is the current boyfriend
19:46I'm playing
19:47I'm playing
19:56No, no, no, no, no
20:02My face came out, Uncle
20:04My face came out
20:06My face came out
20:07No, no, no
20:08My name is Harz Gujarali
20:09My name is Satkar
20:11My name is Satkar
20:12I'll call her
20:14And see if you're Joyce
20:15Whoever you are
20:19I the female
20:20Woman
20:21Maggie
20:23Who?
20:26Why the Harris
20:28achi
20:29Who?
20:30Who?
20:31The city
20:33Who?
20:34Happy
20:35Puede
20:36Victor
20:37Who?
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