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  • 5/1/2025
The bloopers, the blunders and the most unhinged moments in the lead up to the 2025 federal election.
Transcript
00:00What was the worst moment of this campaign so far?
00:03Oh, probably falling off the stage.
00:12Um, you know, I stepped off the stage, I didn't fall over on my backside.
00:18They are DeLulu with no Salulu.
00:24Stinking Extinction Salmon.
00:26That's what we're talking about, a stinking little fish.
00:29So I'll tell you what happened to the money changers in the temple.
00:32They burnt in hell.
00:34But do they want to vote for the Trump of the Paratriates?
00:37Of course they do.
00:38The media, you're all obsessed with Donald Trump.
00:40We're not.
00:41We're not obsessed with Donald Trump.
00:43A few moments later.
00:45That we can make Australia great again.
00:48Is that an ode to Donald Trump?
00:49Uh, no.
00:50If I said that, I don't even realise I said that, but no.
00:53Forget about what you're being told by the ABC and the Guardian and the other hate media.
00:57Forget about that.
00:58Well, 28,000 of those homes, Michael, are in.
01:01What would your mother say hearing you interrupt her?
01:03What did your mother say?
01:04I'm with your mum.
01:05I am saving up for a house.
01:12Why won't you support him a bit and give him a bit of help with getting his house?
01:17I haven't finished the excellent points I was making.
01:19The next point is why people should vote.
01:21No, no, no, no.
01:22There you go.
01:23That's it.
01:24Ew!
01:25Get off of me!
01:26Ugh!
01:27I'm ebb!
01:28It ain't the way that it's supposed to be.
01:29The money we're spending on groceries.
01:30I just wanna buy some eggs and cheese.
01:31A hundred bucks, you kidding me?
01:32I know it's kinda mid to hear this white woman rap, but you know what's even worse?
01:35Putting up with Canberra's crap.
01:36I know it's kinda mid to hear this white woman rap, but you know what's even worse?
01:39Putting up with Canberra's crap.
01:41From home.
01:42Cuts.
01:43Dollar pledges.
01:44Cuts.
01:45Corporate tax rates.
01:46Cuts.
01:47National broadband network.
01:48Cuts.
01:49Political donation.
01:55Why are you lying to the Australian people about the cost of nuclear and gas?
01:58Blood and substantial damage.
02:01Australia cannot afford any more climate disasters.
02:04Mr Dutton, why are you lying to the Australian people?
02:07Don't be alarmed with this.
02:08This could be Australia's future.
02:11I'm pretending young people like me!
02:14I don't want a wife!
02:15I don't want a wife!
02:16I don't want a wife!
02:17I don't want a wife!
02:18I don't want a wife!
02:19I don't want a wife!
02:20I don't want a wife!
02:21Voting around Australia.
02:22Spare a thaw for us mobbing the bush.
02:23We've even got the water buffaloes out with us.
02:25The Prime Minister heads into this final stretch ahead.
02:32Where are we on this map?
02:33Where are we on this particular map?
02:36Just wondering.
02:37Locals?
02:38Over there.
02:39Yeah.
02:40So Sunshine is far away from where we are.
02:42We will pull out the world map and speculate wildly.
02:49You have hit a wall!
02:50You have hit a wall!
02:51You have hit a wall!
02:52Let's go to this one.
02:53Here is a dozen eggs.
02:54Mr Dutton, do you know how much they cost?
02:55About $4.20.
02:56No, you might get half a dozen.
02:57What?
02:58Gotcha!
02:59It's not taking the sign out.
03:00What are you doing that for?
03:01It's on public land.
03:02Who are you?
03:03I'm not saying who I am.
03:04I'm not saying who I am.
03:05Teal MP Monique Ryan has been grilled over her husband's dirty political tactics in Cooyong.
03:08Do you think that was an appropriate thing to do?
03:09Could you please get your cameras away?
03:10Here is a dozen eggs.
03:11Here is a dozen eggs.
03:12Mr Dutton, do you know how much they cost?
03:14About $4.20.
03:15No, you might get half a dozen.
03:17What?
03:18I'm not saying who I am.
03:19I'm not saying who I am.
03:20Teal MP Monique Ryan has been grilled over her husband's dirty political tactics in Cooyong.
03:33Do you think that was an appropriate thing to do?
03:36Could you please get your cameras away from me?
03:39I think, well, who I am.
03:43Mr Singer, would you like to say anything about your social media posts?
03:47You're suffering today because you can't go to the hairdresser.
03:54Yeah, it was an awful attempt at humour.
03:58The Teal candidate was banned from their salon after making a sexual joke.
04:04She allegedly said, that was amazing and I didn't even have sex with you.
04:09It's just not funny.
04:10You know what's funny?
04:11This is Nathan Lyon.
04:13It's a cricket joke.
04:17So reason why you too.
04:18It looks so close, but why can't you do it, isn't it?
04:20They may personally say anything but

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