- 4/30/2025
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00:03:00Oh, I thought he looked different.
00:03:12Oh, yeah.
00:03:14This is the alternate costume.
00:03:18That's Super Nero.
00:03:19And that's the situation so far.
00:03:29How dare you raise your voice?
00:03:39And the president's hope.
00:03:44The mind is power.
00:03:46Absurd.
00:03:47Absurd?
00:03:50Don't pay me a fool.
00:03:52Is he not your support in it?
00:03:5417-year-old me and this being my first Devil May Cry game
00:04:08and I have absolutely no idea what anyone's talking about.
00:04:24You can guarantee his capture then, absolutely.
00:04:34It's good to see her in a second.
00:04:44Is she the liar of her?
00:04:46She once brought us the swords for her
00:04:49and she sent the conclusion of our saviour.
00:04:53She once did that, like an hour ago.
00:05:19Why does he look like the brother from Babel?
00:05:23I have no idea.
00:05:45Virgin.
00:05:46Guys, I was bombarded with videos talking about savideos health.
00:06:03Oh, the solution to that is to just don't watch like fucking meta commentary videos.
00:06:08Meta commentary videos.
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:16Like, watch video essays instead of videos about video essays.
00:06:19Watch YouTubers instead of YouTube videos about YouTube.
00:06:23One thing I'm kind of noticing, and I kind of feel, and I'm kind of kicking myself for not noticing it sooner,
00:06:42is that left trigger is like the default lock-on button, but right trigger is way more ergonomic.
00:06:48Yeah.
00:06:49Ah.
00:06:50My God, I just realized it's the same color palette as Reboot Dante.
00:06:53They really just took Nero's look and said that's Reboot Dante, didn't they?
00:06:58A little bit.
00:06:59Except his shirt was swapped out with a wife beater because, you know, they got to make him, they got to give him that 90s tood.
00:07:08Pfft.
00:07:09Pfft.
00:07:10Pfft.
00:07:11Pfft.
00:07:12Pfft.
00:07:13Pfft.
00:07:14I like Reboot Dante, he's like, he is delightfully cringe.
00:07:15Pfft.
00:07:16Pfft.
00:07:17Pfft.
00:07:18Pfft.
00:07:19Pfft.
00:07:20Pfft.
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00:07:22Pfft.
00:07:23Pfft.
00:07:24Pfft.
00:07:25Pfft.
00:07:26Pfft.
00:07:27I like Reboot Dante, he's like, he is delightfully cringe.
00:07:43Pfft.
00:07:44Pfft.
00:07:45Pfft.
00:07:46Pfft.
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00:08:12Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:08:17I just fixed it.
00:08:25No, no, the sample rate's right.
00:08:29Yeah, you sound good to me.
00:08:42Huh.
00:08:44It might just be because I just got up like an hour ago.
00:08:48Okay.
00:08:48So you know I'm all...
00:08:50I haven't injected enough caffeine into my...
00:08:59Pure caffeine straight into my veins in order to wake up my bullshit.
00:09:12I have to tab out whenever I want to adjust the volume.
00:09:16Okay.
00:09:42Okay, dick.
00:09:55Fuckers.
00:10:02I think in these games, you should get a style bonus if you're striking enemies in time to the music.
00:10:12Honestly, hi-fi rush this shit.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:42Fly in the sky, I'm a shooting star.
00:10:44Never thought I'd get this far.
00:10:46Busting up rhymes in the black and brown.
00:10:49I'm calling the route.
00:10:50Pick yourself up off the ground.
00:10:53Hear my name all over the town.
00:10:56Blast off!
00:11:05Blast off!
00:11:06I think they should do the reboot and the classic series sequence.
00:11:32I think they should do, I think Capcom, Call of Duty devs do.
00:11:39They have like one studio working on like a classic series and one studio working on like continuing the reboot.
00:11:49So that they come out, like stand out between each other.
00:11:53So you don't end up waiting like fucking seven years for a new game.
00:11:58That'd be fun.
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:28hey cd how's it going uh well the conservatives are uh not gonna be uh are not gonna be forming
00:12:38government so that's nice also polly is out completely
00:12:41whoa
00:12:54oh wow
00:13:06whoa
00:13:09okay i need to uh
00:13:24oh hey that was sick
00:13:34i think the fact
00:13:56that you don't get style points for shit like this is stupid
00:14:05wait a minute does jumping have iframes
00:14:08uh jumping itself uh i don't know sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't
00:14:14i don't like these things
00:14:23like having to yank their cloak off fine having to do it three times
00:14:30oh yeah
00:14:33you know you know i'm i'm just gonna say it i'd rather have the color-coded enemies
00:14:46you know what fuck style meter
00:15:06get over here
00:15:20fuck it we're looney tunes-ing this
00:15:23nero's already the lola to dante's bugs
00:15:33nonsense
00:15:42oh right
00:15:44have you seen the way lola's characterized in the animated series
00:15:47i mean i have but lola's also dating bugs
00:15:53i'm talking about characterization not relationships
00:15:56oh okay that's fair
00:15:58this week is that that is if that's not the third most popular ship
00:16:16the third what are the what are the second and first
00:16:21uh nero and uh sorry uh virgil and dante and virgil and nero
00:16:26all three
00:16:30yep
00:16:31jesus fucking christ
00:16:35it'll make cry
00:16:38you know suddenly you know suddenly the fucky shit going around with like
00:16:43nero and kyrie makes a lot more sense
00:16:45yeah
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00:17:14yeah
00:17:15No, the camera switches.
00:17:23I'm not risking it.
00:17:26That's fair.
00:17:26All three, wow.
00:17:47Yeah, well, see, that's the problem with, like, a franchise where all your conventionally attractive men are related.
00:17:56I take it this is for the other one.
00:18:12I think you're just going to...
00:18:14There's something off the box that you get that will help unblock those.
00:18:19Is it the little rose thing that makes Dante go?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, that's the weapon he gets.
00:18:31Nero doesn't get any new devil arms, it just gives his weird demon arm just contextual shit to do.
00:18:40Oh, yeah.
00:18:50Oh, yeah, I forgot I have devil trigger.
00:18:54Oh, yeah.
00:18:58You got it when you...
00:18:59Black bumper, black bumper, okay.
00:19:02Summon sword.
00:19:04Magical blades are pointing toward and pierce him, okay?
00:19:11Got devil trigger from your pappy sword.
00:19:17Oh, yeah.
00:19:18Oh, yeah.
00:19:19Oh, yeah.
00:19:20Oh, yeah.
00:19:21Oh, yeah.
00:19:22Oh, yeah.
00:19:23Oh, yeah.
00:19:24Oh, yeah.
00:19:54Let's go.
00:20:24You see that you breathe and bury that breath.
00:20:28And then you don't.
00:20:32One, two, three, four, five.
00:20:35I'll make you a care.
00:20:37One, two, like this.
00:20:41One, two, three.
00:20:43One, two, three.
00:20:48One, two, three.
00:20:50One, two, three.
00:20:52We'll never give in.
00:20:54oh is the grapple you do different depending on where you put it in a combo
00:21:06um the grapple can be dependent on a few things uh for one the enemy you're facing uh their health
00:21:17at the given time you use it and whether or not you have devil trigger on or not
00:21:22what i mean is like i was grabbing them and slamming them into the ground and then i hit
00:21:28them with the sword and then grabbed them and just ripped them apart instead okay that might
00:21:33that might have been because of where their health was at that stage but don't quote me on that
00:21:38well yeah i killed people by slamming them into the ground so oh right hmm
00:21:43my sonic cd oh that's the worst pun bravo
00:21:52all right i'll find out i guess
00:22:02yep
00:22:04yep
00:22:12Nope.
00:22:42Are you fucking kidding me?
00:23:04There you go.
00:23:05That's why I was never good at Beyblade.
00:23:07Let her rip.
00:23:12I am trying.
00:23:37Oh, okay.
00:23:50Oh, God.
00:23:58Oh, we got to do this Philosopher's Stone shit.
00:24:01That's okay.
00:24:02You're safe.
00:24:02You're safe.
00:24:07You're safe.
00:24:37You're safe.
00:24:51Philosopher's Stone, which one?
00:24:52All of them.
00:24:52They all have them running away from someone in any game.
00:24:55You're safe.
00:25:11You're safe.
00:25:12You're safe.
00:25:15You're safe.
00:25:16Let's go.
00:25:46Gun juggling the best.
00:26:16Gun juggling the best.
00:26:21Press lock on, back on the stick, and then Y and B. Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:34Apparently not.
00:26:36Maximum bet.
00:26:38You know, you don't have a fucking, you know, you don't have a fucking charge attack on this character.
00:26:43Just have it be that.
00:26:45Oh, this one is forward on the stick, plus Y plus B.
00:26:58Let's try doing these on PC.
00:27:00Oh, you know what the worst part is?
00:27:02It's showing the default controls, not what I've rebounded to.
00:27:06Oh, shit.
00:27:07I have no idea how to actually do that combo.
00:27:10Oh, uh, Y is melee, uh, B is buster.
00:27:15Okay, so X and A.
00:27:17I'm going to be, I'm going to be.
00:27:23I'm going to be a little bit more because of my brain.
00:27:27I'm going to be a little bit more.
00:27:29I just need to push now.
00:27:31I'm going to be like this for the next step.
00:27:33I think I'm not going to be a little bit more because of my brain.
00:27:37I don't know.
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:37I don't know.
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:37I hate jump when I'm supposed to, but he just won't do it.
00:29:56Oh, okay.
00:30:05Well, I just figured out something today.
00:30:22This game does not have buffer jumping.
00:30:24It's a thing in action games where if you jump at the last second, you'll cancel ending lag.
00:30:35Jump.
00:30:36Oh.
00:30:39It's been in every action game since 2005.
00:31:00I see.
00:31:01Oh, don't do that fucking laugh at me.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:09Hey.
00:31:22Hey.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:27Hey.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:34Oh, tried last ringer.
00:31:58Oh, wait.
00:31:58I think your PP is going to run out.
00:32:00Never mind.
00:32:04Whatever, it doesn't matter.
00:32:09I have more health than she does.
00:32:13That means I'm doing fine.
00:32:16We are doing fine, and we'll continue to do fine.
00:32:39. .
00:32:39. .
00:32:41Let's go.
00:33:11There we go.
00:33:24No wipes on the boss.
00:33:41Hey, don't step up if you're not going to put up a decent fight.
00:33:54I can't see this fruit of her womb.
00:34:12Oh, my God.
00:34:14I guess it's a good thing that, like, DMC5 came out in, like, in 2018.
00:34:21Because if it had come out...
00:34:22What?
00:34:242019.
00:34:242019, right.
00:34:25If it had come out during the 2020s, people would have been pissing and moaning about the Weedenspeak.
00:34:30Oh, yeah.
00:34:32Oh, yeah.
00:34:32Oh, yeah.
00:35:02You work here?
00:35:04Whatever, kid.
00:35:05Take no...
00:35:06Yo, I can go all pro in these.
00:35:10I can guard you and route you up.
00:35:13You sure about that?
00:35:14Not anymore.
00:35:16You fellas looking for a quarterback?
00:35:17The goal!
00:35:19Billy needs cleats.
00:35:21You're right, Billy.
00:35:23He's doobery on the house.
00:35:24Every shoe for every athlete, only at Dix.
00:35:27Dix is the GOAT!
00:35:28I like quips, but there are quips, and then there are quips, and then just the litter one was mad.
00:35:51No, the litter one was great.
00:35:53Oh, yeah.
00:36:00Never teach you not to litter.
00:36:03Hey, jackass!
00:36:05Didn't your mother ever teach you it's not nice to steal?
00:36:09Nero said to the man who ripped his arm off.
00:36:11I'm not doing bad for somebody who's blind.
00:36:28Not bad at all.
00:36:28You know what's really...
00:36:48You know what's really good for visual clarity?
00:36:50Cell shading.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52Oh, yes.
00:36:53Yes.
00:36:56I am all about cell shading.
00:36:58I am quite blind.
00:37:08Not like, not like legally blind, but I am like, I am quite visually impaired.
00:37:12I am quite blind.
00:37:23I am.
00:37:24I am.
00:37:24I'd probably need glasses if I...
00:37:26virtual chair meme my beloved
00:37:39why do you think i've uh why do you think i have such a distaste for like visual storytelling
00:37:46and subtitles because audio is really important without audio i can't enjoy shit
00:37:53i thought it was the adhd no it's because i can't see
00:38:15it's like a combination of the two but like a big problem is like
00:38:22especially with like anime when you do when they're doing subtitles it's like it's always
00:38:28in very small fonts at the bottom of the screen and i either gotta crank that shit up until
00:38:32it's filling half the screen or just eat shit
00:38:35and like right now we've got foliage and monsters that are colored as foliage
00:39:01oh yeah i am relying so much on this game's lock on and soft lock on
00:39:08yeah
00:39:15yeah
00:39:17yeah
00:39:20yeah
00:39:23yeah
00:39:27yeah
00:39:32Do you not have glasses or is this kind of an issue glasses can't fix?
00:39:58I don't know.
00:39:59I haven't checked.
00:40:02I haven't been to an eye doctor because if they tell me I need glasses, I'm just going
00:40:06to be fucked up for a while because I'm just completely fucked.
00:40:09I can't afford glasses.
00:40:23So I just never bothered.
00:40:26Wait a minute.
00:40:27Am I back to where I was before?
00:40:29Yes, but you do need to go this way.
00:40:32All right, the vines.
00:40:36Gotta do it.
00:40:37You're for a vine.
00:40:42Bonnie, vine was...
00:40:44Vine ceased to be before you were born.
00:40:47I'm a hipster.
00:40:48This is Devil May Cry, this is Devil May Cry, right?
00:40:59No, it's Dark Soul.
00:41:03You know, someone's probably modded a style gauge into Dark Soul.
00:41:13Oh, probably.
00:41:15People have modded, uh...
00:41:17People have modded, uh...
00:41:19Devil May Cry movesets into Elden Ring.
00:41:21Huh.
00:41:24Fuck.
00:41:24People modded Kairi into Dark Souls 3.
00:41:28Nice.
00:41:28You want to know something that will sound incorrect when I say it, but is absolutely true?
00:41:48What's that?
00:41:48You could put Lingering Will into Dark Souls.
00:41:51Like, not change anything about how fast he moves or his moveset, and he is technically beatable.
00:41:57Oh, shit.
00:42:02That...
00:42:02Sounds...
00:42:05Yeah, that's...
00:42:06That sounds like it shouldn't be, but...
00:42:09Easy, these things have a lot of health.
00:42:35Oh!
00:42:39That's true, huh?
00:42:49Neat.
00:42:50Oh, yeah, uh, because, like...
00:42:52Lingering Will's entire...
00:42:53Like, Lingering Will's moveset generally, like...
00:42:57He's fast and aggressive.
00:43:00But most of his moves generally require, at best, like, maybe two or three dodges.
00:43:04Hmm.
00:43:11It was also just the fact that Kingdom Hearts 2 and Dark Souls have the same tempo in terms of gameplay.
00:43:28Oh, this one.
00:43:29This is a puzzle.
00:43:30Oh, it's the fucking one.
00:43:50But, yeah, Dark Souls and Kingdom Hearts 2 have the same tempo in terms of gameplay.
00:43:55Uh, most of Kingdom Hearts' bosses, with the exception of maybe, I want to say, Final Xemnas and Datalert,
00:44:04uh, actually do fit into, uh, actually would fit into its mechanics quite, like, without, without needing any real changes.
00:44:13Oh, my God, it's literally called The Lost Woods.
00:44:36Oh, my God, it's literally called The Lost Woods.
00:44:49Impressed that Kingdom Hearts never jumped onto the edgy-fication train, Sora gets to stay a happy place.
00:45:06Yeah, that's because Kingdom Hearts is made by somebody with, like, actual...
00:45:09Actually, it's been an inspiration.
00:45:14This is a Legend of Zelda reference, but...
00:45:29Yes, Dante Astral, I got it.
00:45:32I am familiar with the concept of video game.
00:45:46I played three games with this, with this kind of puzzle this, this month alone.
00:45:50就isk and極, uh, all people that you might not want to talk to the other people with ощ�г,
00:46:04but to speak to the other people that they were making $10.
00:46:12No?
00:46:14Yes.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:16Yeah.
00:46:16Yeah.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Yeah.
00:46:18Yeah.
00:46:18Yeah.
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:20god damn it you and your fucking cheap hits
00:46:31i was on a roll too
00:46:35you were
00:46:37i never knew how many levels dmc have fancy garden fences
00:46:46yeah they like their castle
00:46:47oh yeah
00:46:49oh if you go to item and purchase purple orbs you'll uh boost your dt day gauge
00:47:19all games from this era just love their castle because they were easy to design
00:47:31you could make the interior of a castle have any layout you want
00:47:34even if it didn't conform to the uh to even if you like
00:47:48even if you walked into something like this and just kept going west
00:47:52until you theoretically couldn't go west anymore it's just
00:47:55castle's magic
00:47:56what are you doing here step bro
00:48:11what exactly is the order after and who the hell is dante
00:48:34oh he's got a motorbike sword too
00:48:42oh yeah it's uh
00:48:44it's a standard issue in this uh in the order i guess
00:48:48biker church
00:48:50biker church
00:49:01i cry i cry for the kids that are currently are growing up on games that care more about mom station than actually being able to play
00:49:14uh no they're not
00:49:25my nephew finds uh fun games to play all the time
00:49:29oh yeah
00:49:31my nephew my nephew's really into dead cells
00:49:35the last two times i've given i've given him a new switch game he's looked at me and said
00:49:39is this like dead cells
00:49:40and only one time could i say yes because i got a spirit bearer
00:49:47oh come on why doesn't reboot dante get an angel trigger
00:49:57fuck he should have
00:50:00fuck he should have
00:50:14god setting that right back at him is so satisfying
00:50:38wait i can do that
00:50:40yes like if you time it right when he throws his spear buster
00:50:43oh
00:50:44of course time it right usually means frame perfect in this game
00:51:13oh yeah and don't lock on
00:51:14don't lock oh right
00:51:17don't lock on
00:51:25but i bet
00:51:34uh
00:51:39he just
00:51:44You know, I have a crazy idea
00:52:01for like a very innovative new
00:52:03mechanic for these games
00:52:05that'll absolutely just completely
00:52:07shake up the gameplay.
00:52:10The proper dodge button?
00:52:11Fucking blocking.
00:52:14Well, there's Royal Guard.
00:52:18Okay, proper blocking
00:52:20all the time.
00:52:21Oh, that's true.
00:52:24Okay, well that doesn't work.
00:52:40Ugh.
00:52:40All these like finicky
00:52:42button combinations.
00:52:43It just ends up with like
00:52:44Nero doesn't do what
00:52:46I want him to do after.
00:52:48Because I like didn't get
00:52:49the timing right or some shit.
00:52:52Ah.
00:53:01Yeah, I'm going to assume
00:53:02I just I can't actually
00:53:03grapple that thing
00:53:04because it's not working.
00:53:04If I try it and it doesn't work
00:53:09it's that's just a
00:53:09that's just a sensible thing
00:53:10to kind of
00:53:11to assume.
00:53:13That's fair.
00:53:13I will bust you with all I have.
00:53:22Do this.
00:53:24I got to do something.
00:53:26Ah.
00:53:26Very.
00:53:44Yeah, people think this
00:53:45I'm sorry.
00:53:45People think this is a good fight.
00:53:47It's really not.
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49He just blocks everything.
00:53:51That's it.
00:53:51All he does.
00:53:52Well, he can't overtax
00:53:54with shield.
00:53:55You've got to keep
00:53:55the pressure on.
00:53:56Yeah, well
00:53:57that's the problem.
00:53:58I hit him
00:53:58and I end up recoiling back.
00:54:03That's a universal game
00:54:04language for
00:54:05you can't do this.
00:54:07I see.
00:54:08Like the fucking
00:54:16double
00:54:16that double
00:54:17sorry
00:54:18that triple sweep
00:54:19from fucking
00:54:20Zodiac Aqua
00:54:22all over again.
00:54:32He's not like me
00:54:33playing modern day Tekken
00:54:34with their
00:54:35their combos
00:54:37all being the same
00:54:38two inputs
00:54:38for every other move.
00:54:39Yep.
00:54:39Yep.
00:54:39Yep.
00:54:40Yep.
00:54:40Yep.
00:54:40Yep.
00:54:40Yep.
00:54:41Yep.
00:55:07Yep.
00:55:07Yep.
00:55:08Yep.
00:55:08Yep.
00:55:09Yep.
00:55:09Yep.
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00:55:22Let's go.
00:55:52Okay, that right there, like, um, you know, like I can't even grapple him.
00:55:59He just counters everything.
00:56:18A schoolboy summoning his everything-proof shield.
00:56:22Oh, yeah.
00:56:52Let's go.
00:57:22Let's go.
00:57:52There we go.
00:58:22Let's go.
00:58:34Let's go.
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00:59:52I'm not finished with you!
01:00:15Uh-oh.
01:00:18I wasn't fisting our brother, I swear!
01:00:21I mean, what?
01:00:43He started it!
01:00:45He he he he he.
01:01:07You sicko!
01:01:11Let's go!
01:01:41If you want her, then come and get her.
01:01:46For I cannot guarantee her fate.
01:01:57He's fooling us.
01:01:59Please, G.A.
01:02:02Where's he taking her?
01:02:05Back to headquarters!
01:02:07I assume so.
01:02:09But, you know, we must set aside this battle.
01:02:12Until I find out the truth of this.
01:02:18Hm.
01:02:26I already know that guy with the monocle is evil.
01:02:28Well, duh, he's got a monocle!
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:35Okay.
01:02:37Just found...
01:02:43All my problems.
01:02:45Hooray!
01:02:49A little, uh...
01:02:50What?
01:02:51Is Kyrie getting a devil trigger?
01:02:53God, I wish.
01:02:54What if...
01:02:55So, these humans are beefing themselves with, like, the essence of demon?
01:03:01Would...
01:03:02Would Nero coming inside Kyrie count as essence of demon?
01:03:07I just taped a little sheet of paper over the style gauge.
01:03:11Ah...
01:03:12Now it's not on my face anymore.
01:03:14Like, I did much better on that second pull because I just said, fuck the style meter, I'm gonna spam the same move.
01:03:21Over and over again.
01:03:22Fair enough.
01:03:23Why are they weird about Nero being a demon when, like, the cult worships Sparta?
01:03:32They don't know he's one quarter Sparta.
01:03:33They just think he's another demon who's gross.
01:03:37Because they worshiped Sparta because they worshiped Sparta because he saved humanity from the demons.
01:03:43Oh.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Oh my god, he's Jesus!
01:03:47Yup.
01:03:48...
01:04:01Yup.
01:04:01Hello.
01:04:02Now.
01:04:05Now.
01:04:06Hello.
01:04:12Hello.
01:04:17Oh, this imperious-looking motherfucker.
01:04:36You-you will answer for your transgression.
01:04:47Okay, hang on a second.
01:05:09Hmm.
01:05:17Well, B8-0-4-3-0.
01:05:29All right, thank you.
01:05:29All right.
01:05:31Now, thank you so much for Hell in Doom.
01:05:41And let Christ has said to you before...
01:05:46Okay, uh, McKay, you won't be able to hear this, but everybody on the stream will be able to hear the nonsense I'm about to do.
01:05:57Hurray!
01:06:16Hurray!
01:06:46Hurray!
01:06:47Hurray!
01:06:48Hurray!
01:06:49Hurray!
01:06:50Hurray!
01:06:51Hurray!
01:06:52Hurray!
01:06:53Hurray!
01:06:54Hurray!
01:06:55Okay, I'm moving the screen for a bit.
01:06:57What is that song?
01:06:59Oh, that's Bloody Tears from Castlevania 2.
01:07:04Oh, very fitting.
01:07:07Let's put enemies that sweep all around you.
01:07:14In a game where you have the mobility of a fucking wet noodle in sand.
01:07:22Well, I think you just suplexed the guy, that was cool.
01:07:25Yeah, after about, like, fucking five minutes of this.
01:07:28It just doesn't work half the time.
01:07:40It just doesn't work half the time.
01:07:47Ugh.
01:07:48Oh, that sounds familiar.
01:07:49I'm used to hearing it at a lower tempo.
01:07:50Yeah, everyone is.
01:07:52I feel like a lot of these enemies are just way too fast for how, uh, for like, how much of a tank Nero moves like.
01:08:07Like, my only way to close a gap is to either just do this thing, or grapple, and then it's like, but doing either of those just fucks you over.
01:08:32Ah, that's true.
01:08:35There we go.
01:08:49Please press the button to play the cutscene.
01:08:54Press the button to play the cutscene.
01:08:56Psst.
01:08:57Psst.
01:08:58Psst.
01:08:59Psst.
01:09:00Psst.
01:09:01Psst.
01:09:02Psst.
01:09:03Psst.
01:09:04Psst.
01:09:05Psst.
01:09:06Psst.
01:09:07Psst.
01:09:08Psst.
01:09:09Psst.
01:09:10Psst.
01:09:11Psst.
01:09:12Psst.
01:09:13Psst.
01:09:14Psst.
01:09:15Psst.
01:09:16Psst.
01:09:17Psst.
01:09:18Psst.
01:09:19Psst.
01:09:20Psst.
01:09:21Psst.
01:09:22Psst.
01:09:23Psst.
01:09:24Psst.
01:09:25Psst.
01:09:26Psst.
01:09:27Oh, you're going the wrong way.
01:09:46Of course I am.
01:09:53The direction it pointed me to.
01:09:57Oh, right.
01:10:00There you go.
01:10:00Yeah, I know.
01:10:01Oh, you're going the wrong way.
01:10:05Oh, you're going the wrong way.
01:10:09Oh, you're going the wrong way.
01:10:15Oh, you're going the wrong way.
01:10:19Oh, you're going the wrong way.
01:10:23I don't know.
01:10:53I do like that Nero's devil trigger appears to just be, fuck off, I win.
01:11:06Indeed.
01:11:23I don't know, would you really call Bayonetta a girl boss?
01:11:36I would call her a girl boss in the same way I would call...
01:11:54...whoever would show up on the cover of Vogue magazine, the girl boss?
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00I don't know.
01:12:02I don't know.
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:06I don't know.
01:14:08You are in a stream of somebody who greatly dislikes the Bayonetta series.
01:14:14Fair enough.
01:14:16I think I partook in the first game for like 20 minutes and didn't get a chance to play the others because they're Nintendo exclusive for some reason.
01:14:25I have the first game on Switch when it was on sale.
01:14:30I played it for all of 10 minutes and just went, yeah, no, fuck this.
01:14:32Like, you know, I already don't really all that care for stylish action as a concept, but stylish action starring somebody's fetish doll? Fuck no.
01:14:50I bounced off Nier Automata for the same reason. It's like, okay, it's Platinum Games' usual fare, only now you just feel like you can't play it when anyone else is in the room.
01:15:01And somehow we're expected to believe that just because she has glasses, it's empowering or something?
01:15:12Yeah, like, oh, is Bayonetta, like, is Bayonetta, like, objectified or is she empowered? She's objectified. She's a video game character. She exists for- Her entire personality is titillation. She does not have a personality outside of Dami-Mami.
01:15:27She's objectification for somebody with a mommy.
01:15:57Empowered? That's just another common fetish. Yeah, like, that's the thing. People seem to- People think for some reason that, like, Bayonetta is different because Bayonetta is a dom.
01:16:20I saw a lot of people basically saying something to the effect of, well, you know, her sexuality gives her agency, and it's like, that's not how agency works.
01:16:38It's still a plot of just things happening at her.
01:16:44Oh, yeah.
01:16:50It's always annoying when they don't come up with me.
01:17:20I was right.
01:17:35Covering up the style meter really does just make the whole game more fun.
01:17:38Hey.
01:17:48Hey.
01:17:50I hate the Bayo 3 ending with a passion.
01:17:55Yeah, didn't she end up in, like, some weird comp head shit?
01:17:59Yes.
01:18:00I don't know what anyone else was expecting.
01:18:03You are playing a game- You are playing a game about Hideki Kamiya's mommy kink fetish doll.
01:18:12Of course she was gonna be- Of course she was gonna be hetero.
01:18:15The lesbians who thought the game- Who, uh, who were also attracted to her fooled themselves into thinking that she was gay.
01:18:23The people who, uh, the people who think that, uh, you know, like, a game being aggressively horny can also be feminist ended up getting played.
01:18:40They got played really fucking hard.
01:18:41They didn't learn their lesson because arguably games are just hornier than ever and people are just gaslighting themselves into thinking that that equates to quality.
01:18:52When in reality, it's a neutral.
01:18:53Let my sister-wife go.
01:19:02Oh, hey, speak of the devil. Literally.
01:19:16I mean, like, I didn't want to say it, but Bayonetta's personality is like, what- What if you- What if you- What if you strapped gun-high heels to Renee Graves?
01:19:25You're gonna have to remind me who that is?
01:19:33That's the mom in-
01:19:35God.
01:19:41Oh, he's like, no.
01:19:45Oh, my God.
01:19:55Honey, like, that- This bitch.
01:20:03Oh, why did I blank?
01:20:09I- I- I think I didn't catch the last name.
01:20:12That's why I blanked.
01:20:25Oh, wait a minute.
01:20:49Did I have three health bars for a second there?
01:20:51Uh, possibly. I forgot how this- how this- how this fight works.
01:20:57Ah, I can't lock onto the right one.
01:21:15Get over here, you discount Mega Man boss.
01:21:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21:21Um.
01:21:22Okay.
01:21:27Uh.
01:21:31Ah, Let's go.
01:21:42Ha.
01:21:43Let's go.
01:22:13Let's go.
01:22:43Let's go.
01:23:13Let's go.
01:23:43There's also the fact that by the time he reached 5, he was already very familiar with the controls of these games, so...
01:23:53Alright.
01:23:54Alright.
01:23:55Let's go.
01:23:57Let's go.
01:23:59Let's go.
01:24:01Let's go.
01:24:03Let's go.
01:24:04Let's go.
01:24:05Let's go.
01:24:06Let's go.
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01:24:16Let's go.
01:24:17Let's go.
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01:24:19Let's go.
01:24:20Let's go.
01:24:21Let's go.
01:24:22Let's go.
01:24:23Let's go.
01:24:24Let's go.
01:24:28Let's go.
01:24:29Let's go.
01:24:30Let's go.
01:24:31Let's go.
01:24:32Let's go.
01:24:33Let's go.
01:25:03This is what every guy with attachment issues at the age of 15 thought he was.
01:25:18Oh, God.
01:25:19Well, get up, dude.
01:25:32I'll just sit there crying about it.
01:25:36He has had a long day.
01:25:38Give him a minute.
01:25:49So, is this the part where we fight Dante?
01:26:01It's coming up, yeah.
01:26:03Also there.
01:26:05Him having a little cry actually helped progress things.
01:26:09Take some time.
01:26:10Oh, I'm so glad that the key to unlocking the rest of the level was to have a tantrum.
01:26:16Take time to process your emotions, kids.
01:26:35Oh, come on.
01:26:37Are you fucking kidding me?
01:26:39Fuck off.
01:26:46They really just put every single unfun enemy they could probably think of.
01:27:09The thing people complained about how the color-coordinated enemies, like, just, they just, like, stop your combo dead in its tracks and break the flow.
01:27:23And it's like, DMC4 has, like, 18,000 enemies that do that shit.
01:27:28Yeah, there's a reason Mephisto's and Faust did not, uh, make it into five.
01:27:47How many times did I have to fucking grapple that?
01:27:53Oh, this thing-
01:27:53Too many.
01:27:54Oh, this is just a fucking spider.
01:27:56Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine fucking grapples before the enemy is hit-sable.
01:28:12Ah, ah, ah.
01:28:14Good lord.
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