- 7/20/2025
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00:00Pfft
00:30There we go, stick wizard now has a better stick.
00:47Oh, I can technically wield a glaive, that's interesting.
01:00All right, that'll do for now.
01:16Forged from the heart.
01:19Ugh.
01:21What the hells take me?
01:23What I wouldn't do for better tools.
01:25What the hells take me, and I'll fight your finger.
01:31I will...
01:33I will...
01:37I will...
01:43I will...
01:47I will...
01:49I will...
01:51You, what will you sell me?
02:13Oh, it's this bitch.
02:21What a bit of color in those cheeks, Petal.
02:25Are you harsh? Cold? Feverish?
02:28Auntie Etel will sort you out. I've lotions and potions galore.
02:40Alright, fine.
02:41Uh-huh.
02:43You take a sip of that and you'll feel right as rain, sweetie.
02:47Okay, those of you who've actually, like, played this game, what's this potion do?
02:53I usually never take anything she gives me.
02:55Oh, it's just a healing potion. Nothing fancy.
03:04Here.
03:06You just look like you might need a pick-me-up.
03:11I'm sorry to go on about it.
03:13But are you alright?
03:15You're looking awful, Pinky.
03:17Oh, I've seen it all.
03:24I once had a fella who'd been caught dabbling with a dryad.
03:30The wife was none too pleased and introduced him to a pot of boiling oil.
03:35But worry not.
03:37I fixed him up and depending on the lighting, he looks good as new.
03:42My point is, whatever ails you, I promise I've seen worse.
03:50What is it, Petal? What's wrong?
03:53As you recount your adventure, Auntie Ethel nods along, her eyes wide.
04:02I see no sign of a tentacle yet, but that could change in an instant.
04:17You need help. Serious help.
04:19I've never a potion or lotion here that could do it, but yes, I may have something at home.
04:28Oh, whatever do you mean, Petal?
04:35I was quite the wild thing back in the day.
04:42But I'm afraid that's long past.
04:46I'm a simple woman, sweetie.
04:49Tea and potions are as exciting as it gets for these old bones.
04:53That's enough nattering. I'll be heading home shortly.
04:57Here, let me mark it on your map.
05:01Be careful on the road.
05:04I'd hate if something happened to you.
05:07Take care, Petal.
05:09Man, it's a shame that she's, uh, it's a shame that she's like, uh, an evil fucking forest creature.
05:19Actually, wait, no, I guess she's chaotic neutral now that I think about it.
05:23No, no, lawful neutral.
05:44Can I just put my hands on everything?
05:53All right.
05:58Sure, let's go do this.
05:59Looks like this town was ravened by soldiers.
06:04You don't believe me.
06:07Quite cruelly.
06:11Let's go.
06:12It's a beautiful day for the people who lived here.
06:14Then keep a lock-in.
06:16If nothing else, I hope it was a mercifully shod.
06:19Did you talk to Volo at all?
06:44I did not.
06:47Thank goodness you're here, sweetie.
06:48I don't know what's come over these boys.
06:53Stop this.
06:54We won't ask again.
07:00Careful.
07:01Don't trust the word out of her mouth.
07:04Our sister went to the hag.
07:06And we ain't seen her since.
07:08Hand over heart.
07:09I don't know their sister.
07:11I will gladly help you all look for her, though.
07:14Enough.
07:15Where is she?
07:21Bollocks.
07:23You were supposed to rush to my defense, love.
07:26That lot of good you are.
07:28I never do what I'm supposed to do.
07:30You ever darken my door, you'd best have that head bowed
07:33and an apology at the ready.
07:36Bye-bye now.
07:40Bloody hells.
07:41She just disappeared.
07:44Been seen nothing like that before.
07:46She could shoot fireworks...
07:48...backside for all I care.
07:50The hag has ringed her.
07:54It's her sister, Marina.
07:56She's...
07:57Well...
07:58She was in a bad way after her husband died.
08:01Started saying weird things.
08:03Like how she was gonna bring him back.
08:06Next thing, she's gone looking for the hag.
08:08Of all the stupid things to do.
08:11And we haven't seen her since.
08:12And no good ever came from dealing with a hag.
08:15None of this matters, alright?
08:16We need to get her back.
08:18And fast!
08:21I don't remember bloody asking you.
08:24Hold on, Joel.
08:26Let her talk.
08:27What would you suggest?
08:37Are you joking?
08:39I don't have a clue who you are.
08:40No way I'm leaving Rina to you.
08:42But, Joel, not a chance.
08:45We're getting her back on our own.
08:46Now, come on.
08:50Ugh.
08:57There we go.
09:26I don't have a clue who you are.
09:28I don't have a clue who you are.
09:29I don't have a clue who you are.
09:30I don't have a clue who you are.
09:31I don't have a clue who you are.
09:32I don't have a clue who you are.
09:33I don't have a clue who you are.
09:34I don't have a clue who you are.
09:35I don't have a clue who you are.
09:36I don't have a clue who you are.
09:37I don't have a clue who you are.
09:38I don't have a clue who you are.
09:39I don't have a clue who you are.
09:40I don't have a clue who you are.
09:41I don't have a clue who you are.
09:42I don't have a clue who you are.
09:43I don't have a clue who you are.
09:44I don't have a clue who you are.
09:45Hey there you guys gonna leave me alone guys gonna let me walk past
10:15I will not make the joke I will not make the joke will not make the joke
10:45No here we go
11:02Hellfire she's coming
11:15Will, you've been naughty, and you know what happens when you're naughty
11:23God damn it, anyone but her
11:32Now, but I'm just getting comfy
11:36Ugh, I hate this cow
11:38Call me Mazora, I'm Will's patron, the fount of his power
11:44My pet's been unruly, and his leash needs a yank
11:53We had a deal, Will
11:56But Karlak's still breathing
11:59I've taken more pleasant shits than you, Mazora
12:02And at least those can be buried after
12:05That's no kind of talk for a lady
12:08By the way, Karlak, Zariel sends her regards
12:13You told me, devils only
12:18She's a tiefling, not a monster
12:22How precious
12:24The little pupsters found his bark
12:27Clause G, section 9
12:30Target shall be limited to the infernal, the demonic, the heartless, and the soulless
12:34And the soulless
12:36Karlak meets the criteria, by virtue of having no heart
12:43Ugh
12:44The point
12:46Thanks for the reminder
12:47Shot, reverse shot, shot, reverse shot, that gets boring real quick
12:50Yep
12:53Baby's, baby's first cutscene
12:55The lightning storms of dis strike his flesh
12:58His soul passes through each layer of the hells
13:02Gaining their essence
13:04And their torment
13:06That's better
13:15What the hells have you done?
13:17A promise broken
13:18A price paid
13:19You know the terms
13:20Get used to the new form, pet
13:22There's no going back
13:24Some magic even I can't undo
13:26Now, let's see how the frontiers fare without their precious blade
13:29Karlak, keep an eye on him, would you?
13:32No
13:33That's better
13:34That's better
13:35What the hells have you done?
13:36A promise broken
13:37A price paid
13:38You know the terms
13:39Get used to the new form, pet
13:40There's no going back
13:42Some magic even I can't undo
13:46Now, let's see how the frontiers fare without their precious blade
13:52karlak keep an eye on him would you i'll be keeping mine on you oh and will don't forget
14:04our pack still stands ta ta
14:08i'll be honest soldier i'm reeling will hardly knows me but he
14:23oh
14:32you can say that again when he was chasing me through a vernice
14:36i thought he was just another sad murk how wrong i was
14:48god damn her straight back to the hells just look at me i did what was right
14:55and mazora made me pay for it i'd be hunting devils and demons she said
15:00traitors and hypocrites heartless evils of all sorts but not not zariel's victims
15:07not innocent tieflings warlock packs tend to be unforgiving from what you know of them
15:13will was lucky he didn't face a more severe punishment
15:24all these years you'd think it's a lesson i'd have well learned
15:33it's mazora who grants me the power to conjure armor and cast eldritch blasts
15:39before i was infected i could even call hell beasts and summon festering clouds
15:44but i promise you every thrust of my blade and every flame i sparked was for the good of the coast
15:54i can't utter the terms or circumstances of the pact i can tell you most all else but the pact
16:01and forbidden unless mazora permits it but i'll say this the moment i pacted myself to mazora i have
16:09not regretted for a heartbeat it was my proudest deed it was worth the sacrifice all i can give you on that
16:17is my solemn word
16:23all right
16:39there we go
17:02nothing like a little bit of body rot to make for a good night's rest
17:19starting to rot disadvantage on them and okay rotting i guess i'll just stand here and wait until
17:26it fades away assuming it doesn't just evolve into another terrible thing
17:44that's okay you take your time
17:56you became vinegar you just cut your finger in the swamp how are you that hurt
18:10because it's the swamp you cut your finger in like 18 different strains of cholera come
18:16come uh come barging in for a party
18:30so
18:36so
18:42so
19:01flesh rot flesh is decaying vulnerable to all damage
19:04in this
19:12way
19:13oh
19:14for
19:14oh
19:15Punk
19:15sk
19:16last
19:20session
19:22to
19:22q
19:24fry
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19:34Vulnerable to all damage by the piss costs of Florida. What the fuck?
19:48Uh, okay.
20:04Maybe if I just talk to her she'll give me something for it.
20:14I hope Mazora flies into the blades of a windmill for what she did to Will. Though, I must admit,
20:25the new look is a little dashing.
20:29A bit crowded, don't you think? You'll need to swap out someone if you want. Lead the
20:40way then. Ah, here we go.
20:47Ah, lesser restoration. There we are. Um...
21:03Can't afford to stay idle.
21:10There we are.
21:17There we are.
21:24Looking ahead.
21:29Keep you in the party for the, uh, for the hag.
21:32Cough, cough, cough, cough.
21:35Have you wondered what people will do Will, when they find out the monster hunter is becoming
21:39a monster?
21:41I've faced countless perils and conquered them all. This will be no diff-
21:45I don't want a crumb left on that plate, girl.
21:57Auntie Ethel, please.
22:00One more bite and this pie is going to come back up to say hello.
22:05Don't make me get the wooden spoon.
22:07You're eating for two, so get to it.
22:10If it isn't the cheekiest pop of them all, you'd best have one hells of an apology for me, young lady.
22:21Listen, I've got a newfie mother.
22:23Nothing you could possibly say could scare me.
22:27I do like the mouthy ones.
22:30You know, I was going to give you a swift kick up the arse and show you the door.
22:35But I think you and I should have a bit of fun together.
22:40God, grant me patience.
22:43Eat up, Marina.
22:46I won't say it again.
22:51Keep that hole under your nose shut.
22:55Or things will get messy.
22:59That hag doesn't tell us what to do.
23:02What is it?
23:03What's going on?
23:05Auntie Ethel killed your brothers.
23:06That can't be true.
23:09Auntie Ethel.
23:10They were being rude, and I detest rudeness.
23:14You monster!
23:16The deal is up!
23:19Enough away, would you?
23:25Blessed silence at last.
23:28Some time in the cage should do her good.
23:30And you, you'll regret sticking your nose in my business.
23:35Under their noses.
23:36Under their noses.
23:49Under their noses.
24:03Oh, fuck.
24:08All those red caps are coming to play.
24:15All right.
24:16Oh, you're all bunched up for me?
24:18Boom.
24:19Boom.
24:24Another fight.
24:26Let's go.
24:26Oh, you're all.
24:28Oh, you're all.
24:29Oh, sorry.
24:45Hmm
25:05He jumped through the cloud and killed himself
25:14Fleeing from the battle like a coward
25:32I'm gonna have to fucking rest again before I go into the fight
26:02That's in favor of the fearless
26:14Time to push my luck again
26:24Turn that head
26:30What should I do?
26:34Get off
26:36Very well
26:42Very well
26:54Hey
26:56Something bit me
26:58Just an insect
27:00I'm sure you'll survive
27:02Besides it probably figured you for a tasty treat
27:06Give me an Aboleth over a midge any day
27:20Save Mayrina
27:30That's what I'm trying to do
27:32As thick as they come
27:34Sweetness
27:36This is my personal playhouse
27:38And you don't have an invite
27:42Get out
27:44Hmm
27:46Oh
27:48The cocky ones are my favorite to chew on
27:52Keep going Petal
27:54And you'll find out
27:56What is this place?
28:06Wait
28:08Wait
28:10My dearest Efren
28:12You begs me to hold the deadly diseases
28:14Don't
28:16Don't
28:22Stop
28:24Please
28:28You feel crushing waves of fear
28:30As the presence within the door recoils
28:32There you are
28:34Hello
28:36Oh
28:38You fucking wendies
28:40Oh
28:42You
28:44Which is which?
28:46Okay
28:48Oh
28:50Oh yeah
28:54The wife is back
28:55The stream is good now
28:56Hey
28:57Did I say anything?
28:58Uh
29:00Mostly just
29:01I did
29:02Carlex
29:03Fucking
29:04Paladin quest
29:05Went back
29:06Talked to the guy about the infernal iron
29:08Now I'm going after a hag
29:09Hey
29:10Hey
29:13Ugh
29:18They're using hats
29:19No
29:20They're using hags
29:25Ugh
29:26Shit
29:28Oh
29:29Okay
29:30Thank you
29:31What'd you get?
29:32I got chicken chips
29:33Hmm
29:34And the strawberries are in there
29:36I figured
29:38Problem with making jam out of strawberries
29:42You gotta
29:43Is you gotta remove the hull
29:44From each and every one of them
29:50The skin?
29:52No
29:53The green stem
29:54Oh
29:55It's got a bit of a root
29:56To it
29:57As well, so
29:58We didn't see one from my comparison
30:00Oh
30:02In say on from like americans
30:03OH
30:04I'm going to assume
30:05These are yours
30:06Thanks
30:19Thanks Weedy
30:20You're the best
30:21On the way to and back, a man cowering, a bag open at his feet, gold coins spilling onto the floor.
30:38His cries for mercy are cut short as the hag slices into him, dismembering him painstakingly, limb by limb.
30:48She cackles, the man's remaining flesh, twisted and contorted, becoming the twisted surface of the door before you.
31:01Flee, you feel it cry.
31:07Frustrated, the door rattled. You see the hag and... yourself.
31:14You lay bleeding as she leans over you, a smile on her face.
31:21Her teeth, a row of deadly needles, shine as they dive into your throat, blood spraying.
31:31The door twitches, but stays firm.
31:34You see the hag. She walks through the door, its form shimmering.
31:49The lightest touch of hope brushes your mind as the presence within retreats.
31:55No one back home will ever believe this.
32:11Hmm.
32:14And... here I go.
32:16Hmm.
32:18Auntie, be kind to our guests.
32:22Making my move.
32:41Making my move.
32:41I won't do it!
33:03Covered.
33:11I have to concentrate.
33:39Hmm
34:09I'm available while we're mobile. Goddammit. Oh, hey
34:22You look important fuck
34:39Can't afford to let up
35:01I won't
35:09I
35:39Won't hurt them. I wish I had the same moral backbone as you
35:53Oh
36:08The nemesis boys they're in the air and they're on fire
36:23You're no match for the stick wizard. Okay, maybe you are
36:53I
37:07Have to keep going
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37:53Hey twin
37:55Truly eat me
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38:15I'm a bitch
38:17I got this
38:27Fry him
38:29Fry him
38:31There we go
38:33The pride of the gate
38:35The pride of the gate.
38:50Understatement of the Millennium.
39:05What's in here?
39:15My day is going pretty good.
39:17My day is going pretty good.
39:19Despite.
39:31Oh, not that one.
39:35I wonder.
39:47I just keep throwing fire at it.
39:59Will it eventually?
40:01If I hit the flower.
40:11If I hit the vent.
40:15If I hit the vent.
40:19Oh.
40:27Alright.
40:35Okay.
40:37Alright, everybody run through the poison.
40:43Did I just hear one of them say, oh shit?
40:45Oh shit.
41:03Defender of the people.
41:05Okay.
41:15Okay, Will.
41:17Disarm it.
41:23Hey.
41:25There we go.
41:27Does that mean I get rid of the fumes?
41:31Apparently not.
41:33Interesting times.
41:43Okay, everybody get.
41:45Oh wait, that's right.
41:47Poison can't like actually kill me.
41:49Can it only reduce me to like one HP.
41:51Sharp as ever.
41:53Alright, everybody.
41:55Checking things out.
41:57Checking things out.
41:59One at a time, everybody.
42:01Down the death vines.
42:03Come on, let's go.
42:05Marching.
42:07What's next, I wonder.
42:09I must keep going.
42:11Oh, walk it off.
42:23You're fine.
42:31What's the story?
42:33My faith will go.
42:34Walk it off.
42:35What's the story?
42:36My faith will go
42:37Walk it off
42:37What to do?
42:48Can't slow down
42:49Somebody pick her up
43:05Okay
43:12Save
43:14Long rest
43:18You cannot fast travel right now
43:22Oh, come on
43:24Rude
43:25You're gonna make me run
43:28All the way back up there, aren't you?
43:32No, no, no, no, no
43:33Don't
43:33Ah, you idiot
43:34Does this game have console commands?
43:45Will you fucking
43:47Come on
43:53Ah
43:59It's getting dark
44:13Can't hold on
44:15Blade at the ready
44:20Let's get going
44:37Here we are
44:40Okay
44:50Okay
44:50Now
44:51I need to figure out
44:52How the fuck
44:52I'm going to rest
44:53You
45:06If
45:10You
45:14You
45:14You
45:16You
45:17Short rest don't matter.
45:43They don't restore my fucking spells.
45:47God, 5th edition's garbage.
46:17Oh, here's something.
46:27Okay, this mod adds a sh- uh, removes the need for long rest by converting all rest-based
46:32recovery to short rest mechanics.
46:34Using a new short rest spell, players can instantly recover their abilities, spell slots,
46:37and items without interrupting gameplay with camp visits.
46:41It's accessible through your spellbook under the- okay?
46:44Now, will it work- seamlessly integrates into existing saves.
46:48Okay, great.
46:51Give me a second, everybody.
47:07You have sorcerer points so you can convert to spell slots.
47:21Not enough.
47:22Uh, okay.
47:23So.
47:24Is there like an actual- here we go.
47:31Here we go.
47:32Uh, let's see.
47:34No more- oh.
47:35No.
47:36Oh.
47:37Come on!
47:38Hit the right one!
47:42Come on!
47:43Hit the right one!
47:44There we are.
47:45Oh, dude.
47:46Sold.
47:47So, we have that.
47:48What is this?
47:49I have no idea.
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49:00See if this will actually work.
49:05Now, do I have to restart the game after that, doing that?
49:22Alright.
49:25New mods detected.
49:26Ah, there we go.
49:35Hmm.
49:46Hmm.
49:54Hmm.
49:55Hmm.
49:56Interrupt the natural flow of adventure, forcing unnecessary camp visits that can break
49:59immersion.
50:02Okay.
50:08Where's the new spell?
50:13Where is it?
50:14What are the class actions?
50:28Uh.
50:39Oh, there it is.
50:40There we are.
50:44Hey.
50:45Perfect.
50:46Just what I fucking needed.
50:58Literal best mod in the fucking game.
51:00Oh, yeah.
51:10I wonder if I can use that in combat.
51:16I'll use your blood to spice my stew.
51:22I'll keep you alive until I suck tomorrow from your bones.
51:29And then, I'll bring you back and do it all over again.
51:36Stop it!
51:37Please!
51:38Let me go!
51:39Oh, yeah.
51:39Oh, yeah.
51:41You want the girl so bad.
51:46Fine.
51:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
51:52Okay.
51:53I wonder which one is the real Auntie Ethel.
51:59Oh.
52:00Oh.
52:01There was only like three last, uh, last time.
52:03Well, they made this fight harder.
52:04Use the taggy bush to spice your stew.
52:05I shan't apologize.
52:06Cease.
52:07I shall cease, but I shan't apologize.
52:09I shall cease, but I shan't apologize.
52:12I shan't apologize.
52:13Cease.
52:14Ha, ha, ha.
52:15I shall cease, but I shan't apologize.
52:19Oh, actually.
52:20Tag you.
52:21Tag you.
52:22Tag you.
52:23And we'll tag.
52:24Come on, come on.
52:25I know.
52:26I know I can finagle one of you back in range.
52:36Ah, fuck it.
52:37Tag you twice.
52:39Aha!
52:40Got her!
52:41Hey!
52:42First go!
52:46Let's go.
52:48You need to stay focused.
52:53You need to stay focused.
52:57Open the move.
52:58You need to weep.
53:00Reky kinney.
53:02First go
53:04Need to stay focused
53:15Ready for another round
53:30God damn it
53:34What is, ah what would be the best thing to hex her with
53:50I want to say yes, but she could be a druid so it could be wisdom. I don't know what her class is
54:04Nah, fuck it druid
54:12Oh that was a bonus action sweet. Oh, come on
54:17I
54:23Was only burning five turns. Oh shit, they made this harder
54:25Oh shit, I didn't unpause the fucking recording
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57:50Yeah, that's in the spirit of Baldur's Gate
57:55You know what not saves coming is called in Baldur's Gate?
57:58The worst challenge run ever
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58:13It's like, oh, well, it's in the spirit of D&D. Okay, but this isn't D&D. It's Baldur's Gate.
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