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IBIZACREWSOCIAL
  • 29/04/2025
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00:00Stand on me.
00:03Oh, my little king fancies capturing a knight!
00:08Oh, it's a shame I got a migraine. I make a great wingwoman.
00:11Oh, well, I'm not out of the game yet. I don't need a wingwoman.
00:13I've got an inside man.
00:16Hello, caddy boy.
00:17Bill.
00:19Honey.
00:20Did he? Fancy a cuppa?
00:22No, I'm good.
00:27Still playing happy families, then?
00:30Well, at least Mum's suitcase is unpacked.
00:32For now, anyway.
00:34I'll be in my room revising for GCSEs if anyone wants me.
00:40Right.
00:41Me and you better get off.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Well, I hope your head feels better soon.
00:45Thanks.
00:46Thanks for the party.
00:47See you.
00:48See you.
00:53Right.
00:54I'll leave you two to round 1,200, shall I?
00:58Ding, ding!
00:59Fight!
01:06Well, how'd you get on?
01:08We need to talk about Benji.
01:12Hey, look, whatever this peace offering is, I ain't interested, okay?
01:15Right, just give her a chance, yeah?
01:17After giving her both barrels yesterday, she deserves it.
01:19All right?
01:20Okay.
01:21Okay.
01:28Welcome to the Your Mum's an Idiot and She's Sorry Apology Night.
01:32This is non-alcoholic Long Island iced tea.
01:37But I do reserve the right to put some rum in mine in your dad.
01:40So just remember yours is the one with the blue straw, okay?
01:43And this is a selection of the finest local cuisine in Walford.
01:47Don't let the hygiene rating put you off, because that's guide, not gospel.
01:51Do you really think that E. coli and food poisoning is going to get you off the hook?
01:56Look, I know I went off on you yesterday, but it's because you really hurt me, Mum.
02:01I know I ain't been the best, Mum.
02:04But I love you more than anything in this world.
02:08I was stupid.
02:10You know, I was just...
02:13I was trying to protect you.
02:15I've let you down, and I am sorry.
02:19Just...
02:21Just let me know how to make it right, yeah?
02:24Yeah, you was being stupid.
02:26But you're a good mum, and I'm sorry too.
02:30And I...
02:32I don't regret making that complaint.
02:35I just need some space.
02:37That's all.
02:38Space from talking about it, thinking about it.
02:41Space from you two asking me every two minutes if I'm okay.
02:45All right.
02:46Yeah.
02:48Why don't you have your mates around tonight?
02:50Yeah?
02:51Amy, that... that expat mate of yours, whoever.
02:54We'll just leave you to have a laugh, yeah?
02:56A sober laugh without any hammers and drug dealers, obviously.
03:00Obviously.
03:03If space is what you need from all of this,
03:06space from us, then...
03:08then have it.
03:11We just want you to be happy.
03:13Yeah?
03:14That's all.
03:21I can only push the work back a day.
03:23So you need to get him round here now,
03:24and we make him an offer he can't refuse.
03:26It's the only way.
03:27I know where she's buried.
03:28We don't need someone else.
03:30We can do it ourselves.
03:32He killed that girl.
03:34It's his mess.
03:35And too many people know too much as it is.
03:37We offer him 60 grand, and bracelet or no bracelet,
03:40he won't risk her getting found.
03:42Look, I told you we could fix this,
03:44as long as you did exactly what I said.
03:46So are you listening?
03:48Why am I walking away?
03:50Make the call.
03:53Clear the safe of the deposit.
03:55I'll sort the rest.
04:05He'll be ready for tomorrow.
04:06Great, there's the keys.
04:08A beautiful car for a lovely lady.
04:10Oh, thank you.
04:13Smooth as you like, Coach. I love it.
04:16I didn't even talk about her eyes.
04:18She had coffee.
04:20Don't want to get burnt.
04:22Are you ever gonna let that go?
04:24Right, then.
04:25Now that the apprentice is the master,
04:27I was wondering if I could buy you a cuppa.
04:30And then you could help me out with Gina?
04:33Oh, I told you we shouldn't mix our drinks.
04:36I paid for the mahiators this morning.
04:38It was a good night.
04:40A very good night from what I remember.
04:42Right, I'll catch you later, then.
04:45Hey, what are you doing later?
04:47Do you, like, fancy grabbing some food or something?
04:50I can't tonight.
04:52I've been swerving this one for a week.
04:54It really takes catchers to Felix, I'm afraid.
04:57Why don't you try again tomorrow?
04:58I mean, who knows?
04:59You might get lucky.
05:00Again.
05:02There you are, son.
05:04There you go.
05:06Look, I know that I'm asking for a lot, all right?
05:08I was just thinking that you could, you know, talk me up a bit to Gina.
05:21I'd be my man on the inside, you know?
05:24Coach, this ain't a bet to me, mate.
05:27Yeah?
05:29You had your Molly Foy back home, right?
05:31Well, I had someone like that, too.
05:33Shireen.
05:34I told you about her.
05:37Yeah, well, Gina, she's the first girl I've, you know, properly liked since her.
05:47I just thought you could help give me half a chance.
05:53Thank you, mate.
05:55Just make sure you're subtle, yeah?
05:58Subtle?
05:59Yeah.
06:00If Gina finds out you're my man on the inside, she will bury us both.
06:04Don't worry.
06:05I've got it back, mate.
06:07Cheers, coach.
06:11You don't have to be here, you know.
06:13I can handle him.
06:14And there was me thinking it was just going to be us two gorgeous.
06:26Shame.
06:28Sit down, yeah?
06:30We got a proposal for you.
06:32No, I think I'll stand if that's all right with you.
06:36And just so as you know, I've let the right people know where I am.
06:42I know everything.
06:45So there are no secrets in this room now, okay?
06:48Everything, yeah?
06:51Look, 60 grand to move the body.
06:52There's no point dragging this out, is there?
06:54We got a day till the team roll and then we're all in trouble.
06:58So 60 grand for your freedom don't sound too bad to me.
07:01Our freedom?
07:03Is your missus going to be fighting for the top bunk, mate, not me?
07:08I know your connections.
07:10And that's why I'm being respectful here.
07:12But bracelet or no bracelet, you kill that girl and they'll find your DNA and you'll both go down.
07:19My old mum warned me about girls like her.
07:22Clearly yours didn't.
07:2460 grand's an insult.
07:28So let's say 150, shall we?
07:31That way all our secrets stay buried.
07:34Right?
07:36Deal.
07:38I'll take 20 as a deposit and the rest on completion.
07:43I'll be in touch.
07:46Lovely, doing business again, gorgeous.
07:48There's these as well, yeah?
07:49These as well.
07:50I don't know, Avani, what is this?
08:04Mocktail.
08:05Mocktail?
08:07I thought I was having a cocktail, Dad.
08:11So you're telling me your mum invited us all round, even me, after I grasped her up?
08:16Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna take my wins where I can.
08:19I might have long-term emotional damage, but at least I have a 3R tonight, so...
08:24Your mum's heart was in the right place.
08:26She cares about you.
08:28Yeah, I know.
08:29That's why tonight I am Angelic Avani.
08:32This halo is firmly on.
08:35What were you thinking?
08:37I just wanted it done with.
08:40And how are we gonna get it done when we ain't got 150 grand to give him, Nick?
08:43You know the type of man Benji is.
08:47What do you think he's gonna do?
08:48Let us pay him on the never-never.
08:50I will sort it.
08:51How, Nick?
08:52Just tell me how, because you heard what the man said.
08:54He told people where he was today.
08:57You know his connections.
08:59And if he disappears, he's only gonna blow back on us.
09:04Maybe even the boys.
09:05I'll sell this place.
09:10All right? I'll sell it.
09:12And then he can have the money, and we'll be done with it all.
09:14For good.
09:16This is Harry's place.
09:18It's his future.
09:19Oh, it's a bar, Teddy.
09:22What do you think's gonna hurt him less?
09:24Shireen turning up dead, me going to prison, or losing this place?
09:27Eh?
09:32Look, I'll open the safe.
09:34And you see what you can scrape together, yeah?
09:36Let's get this done with.
09:37These corn balls are elite.
09:38You've got to try some.
09:39Right.
09:40I'll throw you some for Lily on baby TV later.
09:41Save more for us, mate.
09:42Hey, listen, Avani.
09:43Your mum, honestly, she's... she's class.
09:45But she's fit.
09:46So fit.
09:48No offence, no offence.
09:49Offence taken.
09:51Look, go get that door for me, please.
09:53And stay out.
09:54My mum drew me.
09:55And stay out.
09:56My mum drew me.
09:57And stay out.
09:58My mum drew me.
09:59And stay out.
10:00My mum drew me.
10:01And stay out.
10:02My mum drew me.
10:03And stay out.
10:04My mum drew me.
10:05My mum drew me.
10:06And stay out.
10:07My mum drew me.
10:08I make no promises.
10:09Come, let's get food.
10:11All right.
10:12Are you good?
10:13Yeah, man.
10:14What?
10:15I want some fun.
10:16I can go get you a plate if you need it.
10:19How's it going?
10:20Yeah.
10:21I mean, I haven't had a hammer pulled in me.
10:23That's why I say good.
10:24Yeah, exactly.
10:25Which is why tonight's gonna be a chill one.
10:27Oh, not too chill, I hope.
10:28Oh, he's brought the goods.
10:30No, we are not drinking tonight.
10:32Who's weak?
10:33Yeah, what?
10:34I mean, I could do with a drink.
10:35Yeah.
10:38But this halo's too tight tonight.
10:40Well, I am wearing no halo, sir.
10:42Oh, who was this?
10:51It's only short term.
10:54Lovely.
10:55I'll see you outside mine in ten, yeah?
10:57Oh, Billy tells me that, uh, your missus is still about.
11:03Shame you never took that bet.
11:04Yeah.
11:05I should've.
11:06I could do with the money.
11:08She has got herself in an hole.
11:11We're gonna have to sell the bar.
11:14Must be a big hole.
11:16You don't wanna know.
11:18Shame.
11:19Cause Harry's come into his own with that place.
11:22We ain't the Wartons, but he's brought us together.
11:25And I just hope selling it is worth keeping us together.
11:29Well, all I know is what I told myself when I sold it.
11:32It's, uh, it's only bricks and mortar.
11:35Family comes first.
11:36And as long as you're putting your family first, that's all that matters, right?
11:38That's all that matters, right?
11:43We take our way to where we can.
11:45I can't drink to that.
11:50I'll tell you what, I'm freaking old.
11:52Do you remember the house parties we used to throw?
11:54Back in the day.
11:55I mean, I don't remember too much, if I'm honest.
11:58Do you remember what you were like?
12:00Come on.
12:01What was I like?
12:04Oh, shut up and have a drink, come on.
12:05Go and let your air down.
12:07Count your macros tomorrow.
12:11Oh, look at that.
12:13Police academy on a night out.
12:15Lucky I didn't wear my granny pants tonight, isn't it?
12:18I'll make you think I'm very soon.
12:20No.
12:21I ain't making a thing.
12:22What are you doing now?
12:36Chickpeas.
12:38Bloke at the gym says that vinegar helps the body absorb protein better.
12:43Mind you, he does think that the government controls the weather, but it's worth a shot, innit?
12:47I've got to keep lean, so real Gina in.
12:50She's a tricky one, mate.
12:52Listen, I've got some bad news.
12:54Let me guess, it's you and Mum.
12:56Leave it out, Dad. Give it a week and you'll be golden.
12:59It's the bar.
13:01We might need to sell it.
13:03What? Why?
13:05It's complicated, alright?
13:07But it can't be helped.
13:09It's Mum, innit?
13:11She's in trouble.
13:13I thought you were just having words, but I should have known that she's got herself into something.
13:18Come on.
13:19I'm a big boy. Tell me what it is. Maybe I could help.
13:22You can't help, H. Not with this.
13:26Alright.
13:28Well.
13:30You've got to do what you've got to do, innit?
13:31Look, I'm sorry, mate.
13:33But I just don't want you getting down on it.
13:35Keep your chin up, yeah?
13:36Give it a couple of years.
13:38And we'll find something else out for you, eh?
13:41It's alright, Dad.
13:43It's not like it was really mine anyway.
13:47You want to know the truth?
13:49After everything happened with Shireen and that,
13:53I didn't want people to think I was hiding.
13:56And with my name above the door, it was like saying I'm here.
14:00You know? Nothing to hide.
14:01Nothing to hide.
14:05And if she ever turned up, she could find me.
14:10It's stupid, innit?
14:13Nah.
14:15It ain't stupid.
14:18Maybe...
14:20Maybe we can sort something out for you, eh?
14:23Bye.
14:34You boys are lightweight, aren't ya?
14:37I had half of it.
14:39Yeah, don't worry. We can tell, mate.
14:41And so will Lily when she sees you.
14:42Right, right. We can't have a party without spin the ball, can we?
14:45I am not kissing my brother and the odds are against me, so I'm out.
14:48Nah, come on, A's. I'm worth a 41 shot, innit?
14:50Yeah, count me out as well. I don't want it to land on any of yous.
14:56Yeah, I'm out too.
14:58No, no. Come on, Tommy.
15:00Listen, you haven't got to ask your phone for permission no more.
15:02Hey, you have to Google how to kiss a girl before we sign up, man.
15:06Wait, you seriously ain't kissed a girl before?
15:08Just shut up, yeah!
15:10All of you!
15:12All right.
15:14Chill out, mate.
15:18Feels a bit light to me.
15:19You'll be in in a minute with the rest.
15:22What, the bloke who thinks there's no secrets left in the room, right?
15:25You're only digging up one secret tonight.
15:28So you take the money, and you keep your mouth shut.
15:33You're something else you are, girl.
15:37Oh, there he is.
15:39Your ears must be burning.
15:42You've got the rest. He's got work to do.
15:44You won't give us a minute, would you?
15:45Don't tell me.
15:46You couldn't find ten grand, Ted.
15:48You've had watches worth more in your time.
15:49We can't sell this place.
15:50We've discussed this. We have to sell it, or...
15:51We can't sell it. It means too much to Harry.
15:52More than you know.
15:53More than you know.
15:54I'll talk to Benji.
15:55I'll talk to Benji.
15:56I'll convince him to take less.
15:57No, you won't!
15:59We've got to be the poor, single dad.
16:01With the evil...
16:02With the evil...
16:03sell this place. Discuss this. We have to sell it. We can't sell it. It means too much
16:08to Harry. More than you know. I'll talk to Benji. I'll convince him to take less. No
16:15you won't. We made a deal. Do you want me to go back to prison? Is that what you want?
16:23What you want to be? The poor single dad with the evil ex-wife again? Is that it? I'm not
16:31going anywhere Ted. Do you hear me? I did this for Harry. I did this for all of us. I'm
16:41selling this place for the sake of our family because without me we'd break into pieces.
16:47Have you got the money? Or not?
16:50I'm sorry. We've got no choice.
17:04Listen darling do not worry. As soon as you're ready the right man's just going to fall into your lap
17:26just like me. And you'll be whispering sweet nothings running your fingers through his hair
17:30and making us so so jealous. That's a day. Oi. Who needs a barnet when you've got the solar panel of passion?
17:36Oh tell me about it. Look look all right. If it happens it happens. You know as long as he's nice and kind and
17:43six foot two six-figure salary and a bum you can bounce a pound coin off the neck.
17:49I wish you'd do that.
17:51Anyway babe did you serve Felix a plate or what?
17:55A plate of what? Don't ask me.
17:59Er no he's got a date tonight so I'm guessing he still prefers a buffet.
18:03Well his loss. And please remind me to boo him when he next has his wig on.
18:08Some people just aren't ready to settle down. But don't you settle for less than you deserve eh?
18:14Both of you.
18:16Harry's ready to settle down. He's got short hair. I think he'll grow it. He's about six foot one nearly.
18:25I'm not sure about the pound coin thing but he likes cars. He's funny. He's ready to settle down.
18:32Listen darling I don't think Johnny's quite Harry's type and my daughter well she's the only blonde
18:36who's not a cougar in this postcode. No not them. But do you not? He thinks your lovely eyes.
18:45Oh.
18:55Thank you for coming along. Look I know you ain't my biggest fan.
19:00But this is an opportunity for you. Even if it is just for revenge.
19:05She'll get offers and I'll make sure she takes yours. For less than what you sold it for.
19:10But whatever you think of her, she's turned that place around and it's making money.
19:14So that's a no brainer for me. But there is one condition though.
19:19You keep Harry on as licensee. Look you can have final say on everything and he won't even be there
19:24half the time. Just keep it at Harry's barn and keep his name above the bar. He needs it.
19:32At the end of the day, we're family right? And that has to mean something.
19:37As far as I'm concerned, Sharon, she's ancient history. And you can't help who you fall in love with.
19:47This, er, this hole she's dug. How much does she need?
19:54A hundred grand.
19:56I can either buy the bar back or I'll lend you a hundred grand. It's up to you.
20:06You paid that scumbag Reese's Delfts. I know you're good for it. You're right. You're right.
20:13You can't choose who you fall in love with. You can choose to do what's best for your family.
20:19So whatever you do, you put them boys first. Because when loving a woman like that,
20:24there's always going to be more roles to dig her out of. And you don't want to end up being a lonely
20:29old man helping a shovel on your own, do you? It's up to you.
20:43Look, mate, it's no big deal. Some 40-year-olds are virgins. They made a film about it.
20:47Just leave me alone.
20:48I remember being like you. It's scary even thinking about it.
20:54I'm scared. I'm not scared. I don't care what anyone thinks.
20:58Okay. Well, I did. I admit it.
21:03I just don't want people taking the mick.
21:09Well, then you know you've got the answer right in front of you, don't you?
21:11I ain't watching that.
21:17Oh, come on. Don't tell me you ain't seen stuff like this before.
21:22I was a lot younger than you when I first started.
21:27Look, if you ain't got the courage to, you know, try it out on goals in real life,
21:32then it's how you learn, ain't it? And you've got to learn sometime.
21:37Okay.
21:37Don't rush me.
22:05I'm gonna win anyway.
22:07Whoa! Get in there.
22:12Oh, there you are. I was just schooling our youngest in how to play queen of arts.
22:16And as the queen of the house, I always win.
22:19I've still got revising to do.
22:21Yeah, of course. I mean, you're never gonna make it as a card shark,
22:24so you might as well get that doctorate.
22:32You okay?
22:32Yeah, it's just we can trust Benji to walk away, can't we?
22:41Can't we?
22:42Yeah.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Yeah.
22:45Just pay him his money and he'll keep his mouth shut.
22:49We'll never see him again.
22:51Look, tomorrow, this will all be over.
22:56We can start again, yeah?
22:58Don't worry.
23:00Don't worry.
23:04Oh, that'll be the offer I was waiting for.
23:06Queen of art strikes again.
23:07Hello?
23:09Hello?
23:22Look, Bill, the drug dealers and our bag snatchers are breathing a sigh of relief tonight.
23:28All right, enough's enough.
23:30I think we're done.
23:32Come on, Priya. Let's go.
23:35Get off me. Do you know they're doing this on purpose because they want to make me leave?
23:38No, Priya. They're just having a night.
23:40Yeah? Now, come on. It's time to go.
23:43No. It's time I introduce myself.
23:48All right, boys. You having a good night?
23:50No, Priya. Sorry about yesterday.
23:53Sorry? Don't look sorry.
23:55Been a long day, has it?
23:56Priya, come on. We need to go, yeah?
23:58You've only just got Nirvana's good side.
24:00I ain't going anywhere.
24:02You make me sick, you lot.
24:03Oh, big man, is it?
24:05Bullied at school, so now you want to take it out on women and children?
24:08You coppers are all the same, aren't you?
24:09Oh, that's enough. Enough.
24:11I told you yesterday, we are just doing our job.
24:13Oh, your job? Your job? Is that what you call it?
24:15Priya! Priya! That's enough!
24:16Take her home, Ravi, will ya? Now.
24:17Whatever.
24:26Oh, you all right?
24:29Hey.
24:31So, I'm using my uncle to try and get in my pants.
24:34What, really?
24:36Never mind women. I need to give him a lesson on subtlety.
24:38Yo, what's wrong with ya?
24:40You know that he struggles with this stuff.
24:41What? He's smarter than all of us.
24:44I ain't using him. He's my mate.
24:47He was trying to do me a favor.
24:49Okay, so what's the plan?
24:50You're trying to get my family on side, aren't ya?
24:52Do you really think my dad's gonna be happy if I've had a blackmailer as a boyfriend?
24:55All right, I told you I was sorry about that.
24:58If it makes you feel any better, I ain't gonna be your boss anymore.
25:02Yeah, my mum's in trouble. She's got to sell up.
25:04So, at least you won't have to deal with me at work anymore, eh?
25:06Okay. Well, you're not my boss.
25:08And all I have to do is put all your cheesy one-liners,
25:10so I wouldn't flatter yourself, yeah?
25:12This ain't a bet, you know.
25:14I ain't just trying to get in your pants.
25:17I like you.
25:20I like the way you carry yourself.
25:23I like that you don't put up with me, you know, being me.
25:28I just wanted you to like me too.
25:32And Kojo, well, I know you love him, so I thought he might sway ya.
25:39Would've been better off trying the ice thing, eh?
25:42Okay.
25:43Uh, one day.
25:49And I'll reserve the right to throw a drink in your face if you mess it up, all right?
25:51All right.
25:52All right.
26:11Nice to see you again, gorgeous.
26:13Nice to see you again.
26:13Oh, no.
26:29Nicola Mitchell!
26:31That's who you want!
26:33Do you hear me?
26:35Nicola Mitchell!
26:36That's the one you want!
26:38Not me!
26:40Nicola Mitchell!
26:43It's a very nice day!
26:45It's fun!
26:48Get ready!
26:49Get ready!
26:52A siren!
26:55I can't wait.
26:57I can't wait.
26:59I don't know.
27:01I can't wait.
27:04I'm really happy and I'm happy.