USC Student Wins First Sperm Race, UCLA Student Splashed with White Liquid

TMZ

Trojan condoms might stop sperm in its tracks ... but, Trojan students have got some pretty strong swimmers, it seems -- 'cause a USC student won the first-ever sperm race.

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00:00Three, two, and one!

00:06Ladies and gentlemen, this is the determinant champion.

00:09One more time, UCLA on top, USC at the bottom.

00:14This is for all the marbles.

00:16Let's put your balls on the line and set the skipper to the finish line.

00:21Get out, get out!

00:23Hey, come on!

00:24Oh my God, he's close!

00:27Should I say, 10 to 10.

00:30This is an extremely tight race.

00:33Just a small leader,

00:35and we'll see how they're getting through these turns.

00:38They're getting a halfway marker,

00:42and they are very, very tight.

00:45This is unbelievable!

00:47Oh my God!

00:49This doesn't mean that they're faster.

00:54The Nationalists are taking off.

00:56These are the home level folks that he was talking about.

00:59And three, the goal is to play.

01:02These are head-to-head.

01:03We lay out the line!

01:04Let's go!

01:05Let's go!

01:06Let's go!

01:07Let's go!

01:08Let's go!

01:10Let's go!

01:11Let's go!

01:12Let's go!

01:13Let's go!

01:15Let's go!

01:16Let's go!

01:17Let's go!

01:18Oh my God, it's time!

01:21Oh my God!

01:25Oh my God!

01:28Oh my God!

01:32And no doubt, no doubt.

01:36Oh my God!

01:39Oh my God!

01:42I got in my mouth, but it's okay, because I won that 10K, and my kids are the best!

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