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  • 5/25/2025
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00:00FUNKAY'S ABOMINATIONS!
00:03Oh, what the hell?
00:06Fudge nuggets!
00:08That would feel so weird coming off your ear.
00:12So they're stealing her ear's identity right now.
00:15They're trying to clone her piece by piece.
00:18It's like that guy who clones people with their DNA.
00:22Yeah, this looks...
00:245-Minute Crafts actually just copies your body parts.
00:27And they're gonna sell it as part of...
00:32Do you remember in that South Park episode they have rats that grow body parts on them?
00:38Like ears and stuff?
00:40I think they do it in real life, they regrow body parts of humans on rats.
00:44I don't know, I could be completely wrong, but I heard about this.
00:47You'll see a rat with a human ear on its back.
00:51For what?
00:52So you can transplant it to a human.
00:55Ahhhh, it's like...
00:57Whoa...
00:58Is it illegal?
00:59It was in South Park, I don't know if it was real.
01:01It sounds like it should be illegal, but...
01:03I think it's bullshit, but...
01:05Yeah?
01:06Yeah, for some reason.
01:07Guys, let us know!
01:08Send us the research!
01:09Let us know, yeah!
01:10I'm...
01:11Have you ever put a body part on a rat?
01:13No, let me rephrase that.
01:14Have you ever made a rat that has a human body part?
01:16Let us know.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Many, any ideas.
01:20This case is probably the worst case that's ever been made.
01:23It is, like, really shocking.
01:25I mean...
01:26You like it?
01:27No, I don't like it.
01:28I just don't care about it.
01:30I don't mean to judge you, but I'm judging you right now.
01:33I mean, that's...
01:35The previous time, we watched with you another episode where the ear were like in the place
01:42where you put the...
01:43I mean...
01:44Yeah.
01:45It's not on the middle of your case.
01:46It was on the top of your case.
01:47The top of the case.
01:48So it looks like it's replacing your ear.
01:49Exactly.
01:50But...
01:51Smoother, let's say...
01:52Maybe...
01:53Yeah.
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh, they're piercing.
01:56I was...
01:57Oh, they're doing the whole piercing process.
01:58Okay, that's nice.
01:59Nice.
02:00That's necessary.
02:01That seems like a good choice.
02:02Wow.
02:03Now you know.
02:04Wow.
02:05No one...
02:06No one talks like that on the phone.
02:07No one.
02:08No one.
02:09No one.
02:10Except her.
02:11Everybody is talking like so.
02:13Maybe she has a unique iPhone.
02:15And it's just like special, like the microphones in the middle of it.
02:18I'm like, oh yeah, sure.
02:19And then they give me that phone.
02:20I'm like, never mind.
02:22No, actually, I would be like, wow, that's a freaking cool phone case.
02:26But no.
02:28You are way too artsy for me.
02:31I'm just not as creative as you are.
02:32Too cool for me, right?
02:33Yeah, really.
02:34Too cool for me.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Uh-huh.
02:37Yeah.
02:42We're making a chain.
02:43Chain.
02:44Ah.
02:45I always want it to be a spring.
02:46But they just never do it.
02:47But I think it will not ever have between.
02:51It won't be springy?
02:52It won't be springy.
02:53You're right.
02:54You're right.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Reality is often disappointing.
02:57It's...
02:58I would like.
03:00Oh, it's all set.
03:04Depression with RG5.
03:05Woohoo!
03:06Okay.
03:07Okay, so we have some more.
03:08Give us more.
03:09Give us more depression.
03:10No.
03:12Yes.
03:13Yes.
03:14That one looks like a metal turd.
03:16Okay.
03:17It's like...
03:18What is this?
03:19I don't know.
03:20It's...
03:21I don't know.
03:22Some part of the weapon.
03:23Yeah, it looks kind of like a speeding bullet.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Oh.
03:28Oh.
03:29Okay.
03:30Oh.
03:31This is kind of giving me ideas.
03:32Okay.
03:33Share us.
03:34With us.
03:35I really, truly believe that this is going to be a snake tail.
03:38Perhaps.
03:39No way.
03:40Yes.
03:41No way.
03:42Yes.
03:43How did you came to this idea?
03:44Hmm.
03:45It must be something to do with the scales and the shape.
03:47Uh-huh.
03:48No.
03:49Butch's feet.
03:50We'll never get it.
03:51We'll never get such a many.
03:52Pre-order now and get RG5's feet.
03:55No.
03:57Okay.
03:58But I'm confident that...
03:59Maybe.
04:00We're not getting...
04:0110 billion?
04:02Yeah, of course not.
04:03So, if you're confident that we're not getting...
04:0510 billion likes!
04:06Are you going to do it?
04:07What?
04:08What?
04:09Handshake, if we get 10 billion likes on this video,
04:10you're going to make RG5's feet action figures.
04:12Uh-huh.
04:13At least one.
04:14Okay.
04:16That is a...
04:17That is...
04:18You guys have to do it now!
04:19Make it happen.
04:20It's like the Snyder cut, except it's Archie cut.
04:22The Archie cut.
04:23Make it trend.
04:25Make it trend.
04:27I have confidence.
04:29Okay, so now we have a snake...
04:31Biting its own tail.
04:33Biting its own tail.
04:34I don't know if any video on the internet has a billion likes.
04:37Uh...
04:38So...
04:39I don't think so.
04:40That's...
04:41Maybe like Justin Bieber's baby has a billion dislikes.
04:44Dislikes.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Mmm.
04:47It shouldn't look...
04:48It shouldn't be existing.
04:49But...
04:50But it's okay.
04:52Molten Metal.
04:54That's cool.
04:55For what?
04:56For another phone.
04:57It doesn't look like a case.
04:59It's just a...
05:00It's just a phone.
05:01Just a metal phone.
05:02They make that so that they can make the case around it.
05:05Uh...
05:06We know this.
05:07Come on.
05:08We deserve this.
05:09We deserve this.
05:10But...
05:11Why they just didn't use the phone for this?
05:13I mean they...
05:14Because they could ruin the phone.
05:15I assume.
05:16True.
05:17So...
05:18With metal you can...
05:19But...
05:20It's not gonna damage anything.
05:21It costs you a bunch of money.
05:22Uh...
05:23For me everything looks safe.
05:25Ooh...
05:26That was...
05:27That was interesting.
05:28Oh!
05:29We got coin action here!
05:30Again!
05:31Destroying money!
05:32Yeah!
05:33It's what they loved it.
05:34Yup.
05:35They love it.
05:36Pull it.
05:37Twist it.
05:38Bend it.
05:39Tube it.
05:40And then...
05:41We wrap it.
05:42Is it copper?
05:43It looks like copper, yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45It doesn't look like the...
05:46They ruin the coin for nothing.
05:49You're saying?
05:50Uh...
05:51Yeah.
05:52That's what I wanna say.
05:53Is that inside information?
05:54Maybe.
05:55No.
05:56Okay.
05:57This is my personal opinion.
05:58So it could be...
05:59You wouldn't know though.
06:00False.
06:01But...
06:02Actually...
06:03This...
06:04I don't know.
06:05Okay.
06:06What do you think guys?
06:08Ultrasonic cleaning.
06:09Well...
06:10I wanna experience what it's like to be ultrasonic clean.
06:12So...
06:13I...
06:14I think you'll get some super power after...
06:15Such a buff.
06:16I could.
06:17I could.
06:18I could.
06:19Super...
06:20I would probably die.
06:21But...
06:22If I don't...
06:23We'll never know.
06:24We will.
06:25We'll test it.
06:26Next episode on Archie 5.
06:27If this video gets 5 billion likes.
06:29Make it happen, people.
06:31Uh...
06:32Uh...
06:33Yeah.
06:34Do it.
06:35Make it happen, people.
06:36Yeah.
06:37I'll take an ultrasonic bath.
06:38Everything for science.
06:39Everything for views.
06:40I mean for science.
06:41For...
06:42Views.
06:43For science.
06:44Science views.
06:45Yeah.
06:46For science.
06:47Science views.
06:48Science.
06:49Okay.
06:50So we have a copper pipe.
06:51And now we are adding...
06:52Wow.
06:53That's...
06:54I love it.
06:55I love soldering process.
06:56Why is it purple?
06:57Uh...
06:58Because...
06:59That was cool.
07:00But...
07:01Um...
07:02They did seal it well.
07:03So...
07:04Uh...
07:05Uh...
07:06Uh...
07:07Uh...
07:08Uh...
07:09Uh...
07:10Uh...
07:11Uh...
07:12Snake!
07:13Snake!
07:14Yeah.
07:15So...
07:16I don't know about that one.
07:17No.
07:18Okay.
07:19That's also...
07:21The thing which...
07:23Were...
07:24Success to the video.
07:25I mean...
07:26Dislikes.
07:27Dislikes, yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Dislikes.
07:30Promotes.
07:31Their video.
07:32There's no such thing as bad publicity.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Why?
07:36Except you're...
07:37You know...
07:38You feel sad about it afterwards.
07:40You feel very sad.
07:42Yeah.
07:43You start crying.
07:44Yeah.
07:45It's crazy.
07:46You get a depression.
07:47A little sadness.
07:48Too popular.
07:49Your family stops talking to you.
07:50Yeah.
07:51You don't...
07:53Who they...
07:54Want us people...
07:55Become a complete social outcast.
07:57Break all the mirrors in your apartment.
07:58Yeah.
07:59After that you go on the street and start to film videos.
08:02When you give money to strangers.
08:04That's...
08:05That's when you hit rock bottom.
08:06That is when you hit rock bottom.
08:07Yeah.
08:08When are we gonna do that?
08:09As you can feel, soon.
08:13Soon?
08:14Yes!
08:18No.
08:19It's not gonna happen.
08:20Never.
08:21RG5 forever.
08:22And cut everything.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Yeah.
08:29It's gonna be Archie on the street.
08:30And I'm gonna come up to him.
08:31I'll be like...
08:32Here.
08:33I got you this meal.
08:34But...
08:35Wait.
08:36I'm gonna take a video first.
08:37Here's the meal.
08:38Take it.
08:39I'm really hungry.
08:40Take it.
08:41I'm really hungry.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Here's the meal.
08:44Subscribe to MrBeast.
08:45Subscribe to MrBeast.
08:46Subscribe to MrBeast.
08:48Sorry MrBeast.
08:49We want a collaboration.
08:51Let's do it.
08:53Let's do it.
08:54Really?
08:55Yeah.
08:56Okay.
08:57So we have polishing.
08:58If this video gets 10 billion likes.
09:01Collaboration with MrBeast.
09:03Please!
09:04No!
09:05This snake is kind of ugly on his head.
09:07The head of this snake.
09:09Yeah.
09:10If I was a snake girl, I wouldn't be attracted to the snake boy.
09:13Or a snake boy, I wouldn't be attracted to the snake boy.
09:17That's what I want to say.
09:18The point is this snake will never be loved.
09:20That's what I'm trying to get at.
09:22Maybe this snake will find the same snake.
09:26Or maybe a lizard.
09:27Cross species.
09:28Yeah.
09:29The lizard who feels like he's a snake.
09:32That's cute.
09:33That's a love story.
09:34That's a children's book.
09:36Yeah.
09:37We should write it.
09:39Once we do all the other stuff that we plan on doing.
09:42So many stunts.
09:43So many things.
09:44We have so many plans.
09:45Yeah.
09:46It's good to have plans for the future.
09:48But all this plan depends on your likes.
09:50What do you think about this?
09:51Uh...
09:54That's...
09:55I guess...
09:56Fine.
09:57But...
09:58I don't like it.
09:59I...
10:00I don't know.
10:01I also don't like it.
10:02No, that's...
10:04Give us more anyway.
10:05More reactions.
10:06More actions.
10:07Right now.

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