27 - My First Five-Star Sushi! / Friendship, Effort, and Victory!
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00:00I want to get, need your own love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
00:30右手 右左手 繋いだよ手離れない キラリ涙拭いて 君は一人じゃないからさ
00:51つまらないでいつか忘れるからね 吐む心で大丈夫って
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01:33Love, love, love, love, love.
01:37I wanna give DJ, oh love, love, love, love, love.
01:42I wanna give DJ, oh love, love, love, love.
01:51Dearest viewers, do you believe in miracles?
01:55What?
01:56You seriously hit the jackpot in the lottery?
01:58It looks like Lady Luck has finally revised her poor opinion of me.
02:05And now I've decided to reward you three for training so hard day in and day out
02:09by treating you to whatever you want.
02:11What'll it be?
02:13Really, anything?
02:14Let's see, what should we ask for?
02:17Oh, oh, I want to go out to eat sushi, but sit at the bar and sit up at a table.
02:22Huh?
02:23Eating sushi at the bar, that is the first big step toward becoming an adult.
02:28My first five-star sushi.
02:38The sushi bar, a place where countless men have taken their families and girlfriends
02:43out for what they think will be a pleasant meal,
02:45only to find a battlefield where the line between life and death is razor thin.
02:49What kind of narration is that? It's way too dramatic. It's like some role-playing game.
02:54But with Lady Tsunade treating us, we will be able to circumvent the danger
02:58and reach our sushi unharmed.
03:00Tomorrow, the three of us will get to stuff ourselves silly.
03:03Yahoo!
03:04Oh, hey, what's up, Bushy Brow?
03:08Hi, Sakura.
03:09Boy, do we have news for you.
03:11Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
03:13But what about the beneficiary of today's windfall?
03:16I can't believe that I had the wrong number! How stupid! This isn't supposed to be a gag anime!
03:33Um, that's exactly what it is.
03:36And I promised those three I'd take them out to eat. What am I gonna do?
03:41I cannot believe you had the wrong number! How stupid!
03:44And what a hackneyed plot device, too.
03:46That's so lame. Some hokage you turn out to be.
03:49I'll tarnish the title of hokage!
03:52Wait. It would be better if we brought everyone along and made a party out of it.
03:57Conveyor Mount Sushi! Who's with me?
04:00I think I can afford that kind of place.
04:02Lady Tsunade!
04:04We wanted to talk to you about going to eat at the sushi restaurant.
04:08Oh, right. Excellent timing.
04:10It would be better if we brought everyone along and made a party out of it.
04:14Yes, indeed. So I invited Naruto's group.
04:17Woo!
04:18Just think, all of us sitting together at the bar?
04:20Woo-hoo! It is time for the party to begin!
04:23Yeah!
04:24But I, uh...
04:26Ah!
04:29Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
04:34Idiot! A brainless idiot! That's what I am!
04:37The prior hokage must be rolling in their graves!
04:39Lady Tsunade! Are you all right?
04:41Huh?
04:45I see. That is difficult.
04:47I promised them that I'd take them out to eat so I can't back out of it now.
04:51I need to think of a way to trick them into not wanting to go without doing any more damage to my reputation.
04:57Aren't they a little young to be sitting at the bar anyway? Maybe you can use that.
05:01Yes! That's it, Lady Tsunade! I know how to preserve your honor as hokage, and to make them forget all about eating sushi at a five-star restaurant all at once.
05:11You can just leave everything to Kakashi and me!
05:13Huh? And me?
05:14The day of the dinner.
05:18Ugh. Some help guy turned out to be. He's completely unreliable. We're still heading to the restaurant!
05:24Hey, idiot!
05:25Huh?
05:26We both heard that all of you are planning on stuffing yourselves at some fancy schmancy sushi bar.
05:31Huh? Yes?
05:33Why? What about it?
05:34All of you are too young to sit at the bar! That's what's way too young! You hear?
05:39During the Leaf's economic bubble, all the young ninja were living it up, getting fancy sushi at the bar.
05:46But then the bubble burst, and their spendthrift ways caught up with them, leaving them penniless.
05:51Wait, what economic bubbles are you talking about? As far as I can see, the only bubbles here are in your brain.
05:57The sushi bar is a war zone that swallows young ninja whole!
06:01Speaking of swallow, I can't believe you can swallow that story.
06:05Listen, when you guys grow up a little bit more and become strong-willed ninja who aren't so easily swayed by temptation,
06:12then, and only then, may you all sit at the sushi bar!
06:15Well, Guy may be exaggerating a bit, but I have to admit, he does have a point.
06:20Not you too, Kakashi-sensei!
06:22Perhaps they are right, and we are too young to eat at the bar.
06:25But still, our strong will to eat loads and loads of sushi is absolutely unshakable!
06:31Mmm!
06:33Oh, really? Then let's put your will to the test, then.
06:36What do you mean, test?
06:38All right, everyone, listen up!
06:40You're about to undergo the most grueling of tests.
06:42Sit at the bar, order what you want, eat, and leave.
06:45Do you really think you can handle it?
06:47If you succeed, then we'll acknowledge you as full-fledged ninja.
06:51Let me get this straight. All we have to do is sit at the bar, order, and eat?
06:55That's right!
06:56Oh, please! This'll be a cakewalk!
06:58Yes! I am certain all of us will pass!
07:02All right, I'll go first!
07:03I'm gonna eat some of that salmon roe no matter what!
07:07Ah, welcome!
07:10Uh, what? What is this?
07:13You're late, Haruno. Come have a seat.
07:17Oh, right!
07:18What'll it be?
07:20Let's see. Squid, octopus, and gizzard shad.
07:24The same for you, miss?
07:26Huh?
07:27Go ahead.
07:28Huh? Yeah, sure.
07:31Here's your squid, octopus, and gizzard shad.
07:34Oh, uh, I...
07:36Huh?
07:37Huh?
07:41Sakura, no!
07:43I understand.
07:44She broke a social taboo that a young employee should never order something so expensive when her boss is treating her.
07:50So, this is what adults go through?
07:53If your spirit wavers even a little, then you miss your chance to eat what you really want?
07:57Do you really think that's what it means to have a strong will?
08:00At least now we know what to expect. And that means I'm going on the offensive.
08:05Ah, welcome.
08:06But you're still late, Konohamaru.
08:08Get me salmon roe!
08:11Here.
08:12Mine, mine, mine!
08:17Wow!
08:20Too much wasabi!
08:23That poor fool. He forgot to tell them to hold the wasabi.
08:26Failing to handle wasabi is a fatal weakness.
08:29No! Us getting pulled into these ridiculous skits over and over again is the real fatal weakness!
08:34All right, I've got a sure-fire plan to get some fatty tuna.
08:38Byakugan!
08:39Nice one! Now he can see if there is any wasabi inside his sushi!
08:44Or he could just ask them to hold the wasabi.
08:47Hey, old man, I'll have...
08:49What do I want?
08:51Sea urchin shrimp, your fattiest tuna, and a caterpillar roll. And what about you, Nejihami?
08:58What? That's the most expensive stuff on the menu! It'll cost me!
09:03So, what'll it be, sir?
09:05Uh, give me...
09:08Yes?
09:12A cucumber roll.
09:16When your girlfriend orders an expensive meal, you're obsessed over the cost!
09:20And as a result, you end up ordering something that is inexpensive in order to balance out what she bought!
09:25Push your brow sensei no scary tactics!
09:26Not as scary as Nejih gullibly falling for Guy sensei pretending to be his girlfriend!
09:31That's it! I'm going to go in next!
09:34I'm a girl, so money will be no object whatsoever!
09:37Hello there! Some flounder, please!
09:40Flounder, coming up!
09:42Mommy!
09:43Huh?
09:44I wanna try flounder! Get some for me right now, Mommy!
09:47Just forget it! Kids eat kids' sushi, so have an egg roll or a salad roll or something!
09:54One flounder.
09:59Uh...
10:00What do you want?
10:04I feel really bad eating this in front of him!
10:07Huh?
10:08I had no idea that a sushi bar is so riddled with unforeseen traps!
10:15Ugh!
10:16Set all the traps you want!
10:18If every single scene of the bar is taken, then that doesn't matter!
10:22Okay, Pops, one tuna!
10:24That's how you counterpunch, yeah!
10:27Wow, that was a flawless counterpunch!
10:30He just backed them into a corner so they had no choice.
10:33There's only one left now.
10:35Are you finally beginning to see that you're simply not yet ready to sit down at the bar?
10:40Oh, maybe they are right after all!
10:42Maybe it is too soon for us!
10:44Conveyor belt sushi is plenty for you right now.
10:48Conveyor belt sushi?
10:49Revolves!
10:50That is it!
10:51Well, Lee, what's it going to be?
10:54All right!
10:56I would like lean tuna, please!
10:59Yeah!
11:01Great.
11:02Lee.
11:03Hurray!
11:06What's he doing?
11:08He's moving just like a sushi conveyor belt rotating around the counter.
11:14Yes, I need to approach this like I would approach a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.
11:19This is the only way to stop my wavering and impose the strength of my will.
11:25Thank you, conveyor belt sushi. Farewell, sushi bar.
11:28What just happened? Why is this up here? He isn't saying goodbye at all.
11:32Well, it looks like they got one past us, doesn't it?
11:35Yep, we lost this one.
11:38Not quite. I learned something when I used the Great Leap Hurricane just now.
11:42I am more confident being at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant,
11:45so I am going to hold off on sitting at a sushi bar until I am truly an adult.
11:50Lee.
11:51Listen, if you still want to go, I'd be happy to treat all of you to that.
11:55Yeah, right!
11:57And so Lee and his pals swore they'd make it to the bar someday.
12:01Bye.
12:02Unfortunately for Tsunade, their appetite's more than made up for the price difference.
12:09Why does this happen to me?
12:11It's the end of another beautiful autumn afternoon.
12:24Guy-sensei really posed through the ringer today with those exercises.
12:28What do you guys want to do now?
12:30I do not know.
12:31Maybe enjoy the cool breeze and relax with a good book.
12:34There's no breeze on Earth that's cool enough to make that relaxing.
12:38Not even in the Arctic Circle.
12:40I mean, come on.
12:41You don't have to act like Guy-sensei when you're reading a book, too, you know.
12:45You do not understand, Tenten.
12:46Guy-sensei is my hero.
12:48I want to be like him as fast as I can.
12:50Hey, look there.
12:50Huh?
12:50Iruka-sensei, it has been a while.
12:57Oh.
12:59It's you three, huh?
13:01Huh?
13:02Friendship, Effort, and Victory
13:11You can't teach?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Once a week, in addition to my usual teaching duties, I teach the lower grades.
13:20Unfortunately, most of those kids are very spoiled.
13:24They refuse to listen to a word I say.
13:26And they have zero interest in trying to work together.
13:29If I scold them, they just start crying.
13:33But worst of all, I have to deal with their parents.
13:37Enough!
13:38How dare you speak to my darling child like that!
13:41Oh, I see.
13:43They're what they call intimidator parents, is that right?
13:45No, you mean helicopter parents.
13:48And there's going to be an open house coming up soon.
13:50If I lose control of those kids during that, then I'm going to get into big trouble.
13:55But I can't yell at them or I'll upset their moms.
13:57Just thinking about the whole thing gives me a headache.
14:01Yes, I understand!
14:02I say, we come in like we did last time.
14:05And give them a hot-blooded lesson in friendship, effort, and exactly what it takes to achieve victory!
14:10The only thing that looks like a lesson in is a shounen jump manga!
14:14Huh.
14:15Their whole life, those kids have been raised believing that they can do whatever they please.
14:19They couldn't care less about ideas like friendship and effort.
14:21And the only word you use that they'd respond to is victory.
14:25Thanks anyway.
14:27What am I going to do?
14:29Wow, they really don't care about friendship or effort?
14:32You wouldn't get along with them very well, Lee.
14:35Well, maybe not those parts, but I do like victory like they do.
14:39That's it!
14:40Victory!
14:40Huh?
14:41Listen, the kids in this class already like the idea of winning, right?
14:45Well then, we just need to use that as the foundation for teaching them all about the joys of teamwork and effort.
14:51Yes, I follow your logic.
14:53But how do we go about putting it into practice?
14:56Well, uh...
14:57You think we should go ask Gai-sensei?
14:59Oh?
15:00Yes, Gai-sensei!
15:02We can use Gai-sensei!
15:04Then, on the day of the open house...
15:08Anyway, as I was saying, this...
15:11Just what is going on here?
15:17This lesson isn't challenging my smart little sweet pea, that's for sure.
15:21I'm going to the school board.
15:23Oh, this is awful.
15:25Huh?
15:26What's wrong?
15:27Gai-sensei!
15:28Some bad guys are attacking us!
15:30What?
15:30Some bad guys?
15:32Everyone just stay calm!
15:33What?
15:35Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:38That's right, us bad guy underlings are here!
15:41And we're going to steal every last one of your lunches from you!
15:44We may just be underlings, but don't try and stop us.
15:47What a drag.
15:48Wait a second.
15:50Sensei, do something about these men!
15:52Yes, you have to protect my little sweet pea!
15:54Or else I'm going to the school board!
15:56Now, just hold on!
15:57Enough!
15:57Huh?
15:59Ah!
15:59Just leave this situation in our capable hands!
16:09The Leaf Straw Man Heroes will handle it!
16:11And who are the Leaf Straw Man Heroes supposed to be?
16:14I'll explain.
16:16The Leaf Straw Man Heroes are an elite squadron of warriors who teach children the value of friendship and effort in their quest for justice and victory.
16:23Why am I narrating this?
16:25What are you guys doing?
16:27I'll explain!
16:29Bushy Brow asked us to come help and put on a skit about heroes to teach your class the value of effort and friendship!
16:34Why do you have to put on a hero show skit to teach them that?
16:37I will explain!
16:38Listen, all of you just stop narrating, alright?
16:41We can use Gai Sensei!
16:43Gai Sensei?
16:44We can use him as our example and become true heroes exactly like him!
16:49It is an immutable fact that children look up to heroes!
16:52If we become heroes and demonstrate friendship and effort, they will learn to appreciate them for sure!
16:58So please, just leave this to us, Iruka Sensei!
17:01Well, yeah, okay.
17:03Good luck, Lee!
17:05Now, everyone transform!
17:07Show them the awesome power of our perfectly synchronized teamwork!
17:10RUKA!
17:11RUKA!
17:11Rich!
17:11Not if you are NSYNC at all!
17:13Now we can change!
17:15I'm gonna have to try harder than that to get into SYNC!
17:17RUKA!
17:22Red hero, go!
17:23Red hero, ready for action!
17:25Red hero, all powered up!
17:28On the scene!
17:29The one time you sync up and it's just the color?
17:31All of us agreed that I get to be red!
17:33No way! I get to be red!
17:35Forget it! I want to do it!
17:37It doesn't matter what color you guys are, just get on with it already, would you?
17:41Hey, Lee, huh?
17:42Huh? Why do I have to be the one in pink?
17:45Oh, why not, Neji?
17:46Because it's weird and not a good look for me!
17:49Look, no one cares!
17:50You can change, but this is the only spare costume that we have.
17:53Hmm.
17:56Red hero, ready!
17:57Oh, come on, you're all red!
17:59I guess each one of them wanted to be the leader.
18:02They've just got too much freedom.
18:03I'll explain.
18:06The straw man heroes are spoiled warriors who obtains their powers without any trials or hardships.
18:11What kind of backstory is that?
18:12This was supposed to be about effort and friendship.
18:15Ugh, this is bad news!
18:17Oh, finally!
18:18We're getting back on track now.
18:20There is no yellow hero on our team!
18:22Want this again?
18:23You know, yellow heroes always love curry, right, Bushy Bro?
18:26No way!
18:27I am going to be the red one!
18:29Oh, good grief.
18:30All right, fine.
18:31Listen up!
18:32Is there anyone here who really likes to eat curry?
18:35Are you just holding open auditions to join the team?
18:38Uh, I like it.
18:40Choji, you're supposed to be the bad guy!
18:42We're on the scene!
18:43Enemy can't change sides like that!
18:46I'll explain.
18:47You see, the straw man heroes are happy to accept random people as their friends.
18:51But that totally cheapens the idea that you built a strong friendship between all of you.
18:56This is more of a drag every second.
18:59Do not be afraid!
19:01The straw man heroes will protect every last one of you without fail!
19:05Just leave it to us!
19:06The only one you're protecting right now is Sakura!
19:09Quickly!
19:10We've got to defend the whole class from that bad guy!
19:12And stop hiding under the desk and get to work!
19:15We have to get serious!
19:16They won't learn anything about effort or friendship at this rate!
19:19Do not worry!
19:21If we fight back with teamwork and win, the kids are sure to understand the value of friendship and effort!
19:28You will not be able to escape from us now!
19:31Now you seem like you're the bad guys!
19:34Go get them!
19:36The straw man heroes!
19:38Kick-a-yah!
19:41Man!
19:42What a drag!
19:43That's it?
19:44You're so weak!
19:45I'll explain.
19:47The straw man heroes gang up on the weaker bad guy underlings in order to defeat them more quickly.
19:52That was the most pointless narration I ever heard!
19:55Stay strong!
19:56The bad guy boss must be nearby!
20:01This is bad!
20:02We completely forgot to decide who would play the bad guy boss!
20:06What are we gonna do now, Lee?
20:08There is only one option.
20:11What?
20:12Me?
20:12Hey, why is your ally suddenly the boss of your enemies?
20:16Next time on Straw Man Heroes.
20:18Betrayal Part 1.
20:19See you next time.
20:20You can't just end the skit!
20:21This entire thing is getting completely out of hand here, Bushy Brow!
20:25We're losing our audience fast!
20:28What awful lessons they're teaching!
20:30It's a bad influence on my smart little sweet pea!
20:32I'm definitely going to the school board now!
20:34Please, you guys.
20:36At the very least, try to teach the kids the difference between good and evil.
20:40Understood!
20:41The very root of all evil!
20:44The source of all our problems!
20:47It is all of you!
20:49The true bad guys are the monster parents!
20:53Huh?
20:53A mother who flies into an uncontrollable rage is way scarier than any bad guy boss is.
20:59Yup!
20:59You got that one right, for sure!
21:01You, you, idiots!
21:03Huh?
21:03Team Super!
21:04Knock all this nonsense off!
21:07And get lost!
21:26Boy, that was one crazy class.
21:28I really doubt that the kids learned anything at all.
21:32Iruka-sensei?
21:33Huh?
21:34All of us learned something very important today in your class.
21:37We see now that we can't always let our children do whatever they want.
21:41Sometimes they need some stern discipline.
21:43Frankly, we were all in the wrong in this situation.
21:49Ah, thanks, ladies.
21:51Iruka-sensei?
21:51Iruka-sensei?
21:51Iruka-sensei?
21:52Iruka-sensei?
21:52Iruka-sensei?
21:52Iruka-sensei?
21:53Iruka-sensei?
21:53Thus, thanks to Li's group, which was renamed to Setup and Punchline, the students of the Ninja Academy started to like a new word.
22:00In addition to victory, they learned the value of Punchlines.
22:04This whole thing feels so very wrong.
22:08And the world of Punchlines.
22:16大丈夫?
22:17大丈夫?
22:17大丈夫,僕ら?
22:19まだこんなに笑える。
22:23迷子になったって
22:26月明かりを探せる。
22:31勝ち負けじゃないでしょうなんて
22:34慰めにくるまったって
22:37悔しさが欠けて
22:41相当カッコ悪い現状の
22:48僕らは地獄ネタばかりだけど
22:54それを声を上げて 笑い飛ばし合える
23:02くだらないそのやりとりが なんだか誇らしいよ
23:11大丈夫僕は まだこんなに笑える
23:17迷子になったって 雪上がりを探せる
23:24大丈夫僕は 失くしたものより眩しい
23:31宝物が ここにあることを知ってる
23:38大丈夫僕ら
23:41宝物が ここにあることを知ってる
23:48モfähい者2020年は マツタケマスのモスタケマスのモスタケマシューム
23:51ミーニングに写ったりか
23:53モーニングに写ったりか
23:54モーニングに写ったりか
23:55モーニングに写ったりか
23:56モーニングに写ったりか
23:57クレーニングに写ったりか
23:58でも あと同じだったりか
23:59明るいですが
24:00今度はプシュースしてる
24:01They respect each other as rivals.
24:03What did I say earlier?
24:05Oh, next time on Straw Man Heroes,
24:07Betrayal Part 1.
24:09That was the preview?
24:10But wait, the Straw Man Heroes aren't coming back, are they?