Jay Pharoah channels Tracy Morgan and Kanye West
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00:00He does movies, he does comedy, he does impressions, he does a lot of hot girls as well, probably.
00:08Please welcome Jay Farrell to our show as well.
00:12Hey, hold on, son. See, I thought, this is what I thought everybody was going to do, babe.
00:16I thought that you were going to keep up.
00:19I thought you were going to keep up the illusion that Dave Chappelle was still here and I was going to come on.
00:24That's Dave Chappelle and I was going to talk like this for the next five minutes.
00:28That's so insane that no one did that.
00:32Preston, what's up, baby?
00:34What's going on? Preston and Steve, son. How y'all doing, babe?
00:38I wanted to just quickly ask, because you're in this movie and you've been doing acting, a lot more acting, Unsane.
00:44Oh, yeah.
00:45Which is Steven Soderbergh.
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:47With Claire Foy.
00:48Oh, yeah.
00:48And it's a horror movie. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but was this movie all done on, like, iPhones?
00:53Oh, no, there's no, you're not wrong.
00:55Really?
00:55It was definitely done on iPhones.
00:56The entire movie was recorded on iPhones.
00:59That's right. You're all the potential directors.
01:03Nobody's using it. I'm going to be the first one to shoot something on the Samsung.
01:07I'm going to piss off so many iPhones.
01:10Because, you know, it's all green bubble, green bubble.
01:13I'm like, listen, we're not Crips and Bloods. Get over yourself.
01:15All right. It's like, oh, because, you know, you send it from the iPhone, it's a blue bubble, the message.
01:21You send it from a Verizon phone or Samsung, it's like, oh, it's a green bubble.
01:25I can't mess with him.
01:27Well, you know what, then?
01:28Well, we'll forget your booty, then.
01:30I don't need it.
01:30How about that?
01:31You know what I'm saying?
01:32Because I'm going to be Samsung for my life.
01:34You know what I'm saying?
01:35That's how I do it, baby.
01:36I don't care about y'all with your freaking Siri.
01:40I don't even like Siri.
01:41And you know what?
01:42Forget Siri and forget what's Alexa, too.
01:45Both of them.
01:45I don't like, she always listening.
01:47Even when you're just in your house and you chilling.
01:49That bother you?
01:49All of us, yeah, it bothers me.
01:51Sometimes she be like, beg your pardon?
01:52I said, bitch, I won't even talk to you.
01:55I won't even talk to you, bitch.
01:57This ain't nothing to do with you.
02:00I'm watching porn.
02:01Stop invading my privacy, Alexa.
02:03Did I read correctly that you would be interested in getting into that world and that Marvel
02:09universe and you're kind of like getting your body jacked up and get set for that?
02:13You are jacked, man.
02:13I follow you on Instagram.
02:15Yeah, you do.
02:15I do.
02:16Besides, you also post really just funny one-off videos and club stuff.
02:21But then there's shots you're training and you're doing all the right stuff.
02:24You're hardcore doing it.
02:25Man, I'm trying to do it.
02:26I'm trying to be the next Black Panther.
02:28I'm telling that right now.
02:29Yeah, why not, man?
02:30Wakanda.
02:30Why not, man?
02:31They had every black person in there except for me, Chris Rock, and Tracy Morgan.
02:36Tracy Morgan and Wakanda.
02:38Tracy Morgan was like, yo, I want to go to Wakanda.
02:41I like Wakanda.
02:44Africans are amazing.
02:45They got fat booties.
02:47I love booties that's fat.
02:49You ever been to a strip club and seen a bitch with bullet holes?
02:53It's amazing.
02:55That's how I know it's real.
02:57You can't dance with me unless you got stretch marks and bullet holes.
03:00Because I know you're a hardcore bitch.
03:04So you know you'll take a bullet for me.
03:07Even if you're dancing, I need you to be able to take a bullet any time.
03:12Even if you're dropping it down, making it high.
03:16I like booties.
03:19I like how he'll have a comment and say, okay, try to talk to me.
03:24Just try to say something.
03:25All right, what's your favorite kind?
03:27Chickens aren't real.
03:28He does.
03:33And you never know if it's...
03:35Cows ain't real even.
03:39So do you...
03:39How do you know they're really killing them?
03:42You ever seen them get killed?
03:43No.
03:46We have audio.
03:47Because it doesn't happen.
03:49We have audio.
03:50So we sent one of our calendar girls to go interview him.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56And he comes out of the field.
03:57Oh, that was a good idea.
03:59Yeah.
04:00It was a little distracting.
04:01So you got to hear just out of the blue what he...
04:04And you're exactly right.
04:06It's a stream of consciousness and the stream's on another planet.
04:09You're not there.
04:10I'll play the clip.
04:12Here we go.
04:13A fine bowl of pineapple juice.
04:16He called her a fine bowl of pineapple juice.
04:18What the...
04:21A fine bowl of pineapple juice.
04:24A vicious piece of jelly.
04:29Is that him for real?
04:31That's him.
04:31A fine bowl of pineapple juice.
04:34This is before the accident, by the way.
04:36Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
04:37I don't remember the vicious bowl of jelly line.
04:39I don't remember that either.
04:40I thought he would say something.
04:41You a fine bowl of pineapple.
04:43You a fine bowl of apple juice.
04:46Then I'm going to get pregnant.
04:48That's it.
04:48How do you get juice pregnant?
04:52How long did you work for that?
04:53I get juice pregnant.
04:54Topicator is my son.
05:02Wait, but seriously, is he like that?
05:04Like nonstop?
05:05Well, he used to be.
05:06Now he's more, you know, now he's turned to a philosopher.
05:11He's more introspective now.
05:12Did you see that clip of him?
05:14He's being interviewed and he was asked about because he has a new show that's doing very well.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Shout out to Tracy Morgan.
05:19Right.
05:20The last OG.
05:21And it's great.
05:23Yeah.
05:23But, you know, I have to admit, and Jay, you've been through this, when you're on a tour,
05:28your promotional tour, and your 15,000 interviews, and they put up one where clearly he was getting
05:33worn down and he got a little, like a little pissed.
05:36Right.
05:36But, I mean, it is, it's hard because in a moment in time, people look at that and go,
05:40well, man, this guy's gotten all pissed off now.
05:42But you know he's on the ass end of a super long tour.
05:46Yeah.
05:46And they always, and that's when they, see, that's the thing, man.
05:49You've got to make sure that you were calm the whole time.
05:53Yeah.
05:53Because, you know, nobody knows when the clip was.
05:56Like, they're not going to know that it was, like, at 535 in the morning after you got off
06:01of a red eye.
06:01And then your service sucked because you was on Alaska Airlines, and they don't know nothing
06:06about customers saying, am I being personal?
06:10No personal experience.
06:11No, but I'm just saying, but yeah, there are certain conditions that always do happen before
06:18those things that, you know, people are already a little riled up.
06:21Just like when Kanye West was on the Breakfast Club, and then he went to, and then he did
06:25Sway in the morning.
06:26Right.
06:26And that's when he snapped.
06:27Yeah.
06:28I can't speak for him, Woody, what he did at the TMZ.
06:31That was just totally unrehearsed.
06:32That was weird.
06:32We were watching.
06:35Listen, everyone.
06:36Hold on.
06:37Here we go.
06:37Here we go.
06:38Listen, everyone.
06:39I was on opioids.
06:42I was on medication.
06:44At first, they had me taking three at first, you know.
06:47But by the end, guess how many I was taking?
06:51Seven.
06:53Nobody was guessing that number.
06:55Like, I wasn't sitting there like, oh, I don't know, seven.
06:58Like, nobody said that.
06:59The fact that he snapped off like that.
07:00Well, then now he says he was diagnosed as bipolar.
07:04Listen, everyone.
07:06You know, you know, I got liposuction.
07:08Because I ain't want y'all to call me fat like y'all did Rob at the wedding.
07:13I did this for y'all.
07:14I just came back from overseas.
07:18I just shot this movie in Tbilisi.
07:20That's Georgia.
07:22Not the state.
07:22Not the download state.
07:24The country.
07:25The country.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Okay.
07:27Yeah.
07:27And we shot the rest of it in Ireland.
07:30In Dublin.
07:31Dublin.
07:32We shot that in Dublin.
07:33How was that?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34It was beautiful there.
07:36It's very beautiful out there in Dublin.
07:38You know, there was one lady came up to me.
07:40She watched me.
07:40She said, hey, watch yourself now.
07:42I was like, do you know something I don't know?
07:46It's the way she said it was so ominous.
07:48You know what I mean?
07:48Hey.
07:50Watch yourself now.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Like, they don't, yo.
07:52Yo, if you hanging with an Irish person, like, yo, don't get in a fight.
07:57Because they're not going to help.
07:58Yo.
07:59They're not going to freaking help you.
08:00They'll watch.
08:00They'll tell you what's happening.
08:02Right.
08:02Like, they will definitely commentate.
08:04But they're not going to help you.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:07He's catching up to you.
08:10Oh, no.
08:11Oh, no.
08:12He got you now.
08:13Now you're down on the ground bleeding.
08:15Oh, no.
08:15You're bleeding out.
08:17Oh, no.
08:18Somebody help him.
08:19Somebody call 911.
08:21I would call, but I have no service.
08:26Now you're expecting to hold your own, I guess.
08:28Yeah, yeah.
08:29You got to.
08:29If you go to Scotland, you got a whole bunch of Gerard Butlers.
08:32They'll kick you out.
08:33Yes.
08:34You mentioned Drake.
08:35Drake, what do you think about all of these rap battles, these fights, these feuds?
08:42You know what, though?
08:43There's a new one every week.
08:45And Drake is in something now with this baby and this porn or this woman he's involved with.
08:50Well, listen, man.
08:51We've.
08:52Okay.
08:52All right.
08:53Let's.
08:54All right.
08:54What do you know?
08:55I hope you say what I'm thinking.
08:56All right.
08:57All right.
08:59When I heard the thing about the porn star thing, I wasn't surprised.
09:02Just explain, by the way, for people who aren't familiar.
09:04You know, Drake and Pusha T, shout out to the home squad, 757, Pusha T's from my area.
09:11You know, they're kind of beefing right now going back with this track.
09:14And Pusha actually said in the track that, you know, Drake is allegedly, he's allegedly
09:21got porn star pregnant.
09:23And the kid is growing up and he's kind of being a deadbeat dad.
09:29But it's kind of like he's not, it's more like he's at work because he's just on the
09:34road.
09:35So we see all this stuff, but a lot of it is very orchestrated and manipulated.
09:40And it's, it's, it's, it's a big PR.
09:42And so somebody just incite one to rattle the cage just to get the press.
09:47Yeah.
09:47Like, you know, shoot, to get my numbers hit up.
09:49Like I get, if I wanted to be for somebody, I, you know, who'd you pick?
09:54Who could I be?
09:55You know what?
09:57Jaleel White.
09:58Yeah, me and, yeah, me, nah, me and Michael Winslow from Police Academy.
10:02God.
10:03Oh, please, start that feud.
10:06Start that feud.
10:07I make noises better than you.
10:10He just go back and forth.
10:12He just makes a track.
10:13There's a whole bunch of helicopter sounds and animal mating noises.
10:17You should have heard what he said about you though, man.
10:19It was pretty rough.
10:20It was rough?
10:21Yeah, it was real rough.
10:21It was like, boop, boop.
10:23Oh, yeah, you cursed at me.
10:25I don't like that.
10:25Yeah.
10:26I don't like the way you did that, Mike.
10:28He said, you know what he said?
10:29He said in the movie Sing, you sounded more like a rhinoceros than an elephant.
10:35That son of a bitch.
10:37Jay, I hate, you know, your impressions are so spot on.
10:41We've got to wrap up in a second.
10:42I'm never one to ask somebody who does spot on impressions to do one, but I'm going to ask
10:46because yesterday, I knew you were coming in today.
10:49So I had never seen the movie The Equalizer.
10:51It's great.
10:52It's so good.
10:52I started watching it yesterday, and I'm about halfway through.
10:55I had to stop because my daughter came home from school, and I'm like, oh, not going to
10:58have this a little while she's in there.
10:59But your Denzel is so damn spot on, man.
11:02I just, I love it.
11:03Oh, it's funny.
11:04You know, it's actually hilarious is that, you know, we're coming out with The Equalizer
11:082, you know, and I actually have my hair, you know?
11:11So when Denzel gets the fro, that means it's a go.
11:15That's right.
11:16Your facial, the facial, though.
11:18Yeah.
11:18The expressions.
11:19And it's all about the, you know, yeah, yeah, you know it's the look, you know.
11:23You got to, you know, you got to just, you know, just sit in it and revel in it and look
11:27around and just, you know, you kind of got to blink like somebody's throwing sand in
11:31your eyes.
11:31That's what it is, right?
11:33They're throwing sand in your eyes.
11:34That's right.
11:35And you were trying to protect your lenses.
11:39That's right.
11:39You know, you'll never see me out there in the desert around there where there's a whirlwind
11:44and some sand.
11:45I ain't going to be beside it.
11:46Why?
11:46Because I'm just going to be like this the whole damn time.
11:48My eyes are going to be closed, son.
11:51Or maybe I'll go like this and give you the sleepy hollow.
11:53That's what I call it.
11:54The sleepy hollow.
11:55That's the sleepy hollow, huh?
11:57That's right.
11:58Because I'm hollowing sleep.
11:59That made no sense, but I said it because I'm Zell.
12:03You know, it's great.
12:05I got a bit now, too, man.
12:07I got a bit.
12:07I'm like, yo, you know, with all the, well, you need to be careful, you know, but you
12:11know, with all the Hollywood stuff happening right now.
12:14You got the Morgan Freeman and all this.
12:16Jose, yo, what other, what other?
12:18Which other one of my black heroes is going to be taken down next?
12:22And I was like, it better not be Denzel.
12:24Because even if Denzel did touch somebody, you wouldn't find out about it because, you
12:28know, they're not going to say nothing.
12:29I'm like, bitch, Denzel touched me.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:33Bitch, really?
12:34Yes, bitch.
12:35I'm never washing this nipple.
12:36He bit it and everything.
12:39He's like, yeah, that's right.
12:40Yeah, you got a perky set.
12:41I like that, huh?
12:42That's right.
12:43I can grab that.
12:44I can grab whatever.
12:45I can do it, Trump.
12:46Ain't nobody going to say a damn thing because I'm Zell.
12:49Now, you can't be doing that as Morgan Freeman, right?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Because nobody wants their granddaddy to grab them by the cooters.
12:57That's right.
12:57They want granddaddy grabbing their cooters, huh?
12:59That's right.
12:59No granddaddy's grabbing cooters, huh?
13:01That's what they call, call the law.
13:06That's great, man.
13:08That's so good.
13:08My brother, my brother.
13:09It's a comprehensive, especially, and the equalizer is so good.
13:14That's right.
13:15He's the best.
13:16So what do you see when you look at my eyes?
13:19What do you see when you look at my eyes?
13:21The sleepy hollow.
13:21A confident man.
13:23You see a confident man.
13:24Who knows what he wants.
13:25Knows what he wants.
13:26And gets what he wants.
13:26And gets what he wants.
13:27You see, I basically took your words and said them, but did it better.