Mom Lets Her Ten Year Old Kid Get A Tattoo

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00:00A mother in upstate New York let her ten-year-old son get a tattoo.

00:06Oh my god!

00:08Ten-year-old son?

00:10Ten?

00:11Ten-year-old kid.

00:13Ten?

00:14I guess the kid said, can I get a tattoo? And she said, yeah, cool, let's go.

00:18Why not?

00:19He got his first name in big block letters down his arm.

00:23And now...

00:25Oh my god, lady.

00:26The school...

00:27No, I can't.

00:28The sound you just heard was Dave's head in his hand, rubbing his eyes.

00:34I think we have found the end of Dave McDonald.

00:37Well, I mean, because I actually have tattoos and I have children.

00:42This isn't the Reese's Pieces buttercup.

00:45You don't combine the chocolate and the peanut butter.

00:48You know, you don't combine tats and kids, you stupid moron.

00:52I'm sorry, I'm not the greatest parent.

00:54I try.

00:55Yeah.

00:56And I know I make plenty of mistakes.

00:57Yeah.

00:58But I'm not gonna bring my kid into some sort of biker tattoo parlor where Rocky, the 300-pound bearded tattoo artist, is gonna be getting them.

01:07I just hope they spelled his name right.

01:09Oh.

01:10Oh, but the mom has lost custody of the children.

01:13Oh, really?

01:14She is facing charges for endangering the welfare of a child.

01:18And now her kids are in productive care.

01:20Or protective care.

01:21I mean, come on, mom.

01:23What the hell?

01:25At least you...

01:26You know what?

01:27You may be a crappy dad.

01:29You may be the worst parent on the planet, but did you ever bring your 10-year-old to get a tattoo?

01:35By the way...

01:36No, you didn't.

01:37Let me just say this, though, for the kid.

01:39Toughest 10-year-old in the business.

01:41Yeah, no, you're kidding.

01:42How the hell did he withstand a bleeping tattoo with block letters on his arm?

01:47You wanna know how they got caught?

01:49No.

01:50The kid went to the school nurse to ask for some Vaseline to be rubbed on it.

01:55No!

01:56So he could preserve it.

01:57Okay, well, first of all, this kid is the most badass little kid of all time.

02:01I mean, watch out for this kid.

02:02He's gonna be the UFC or the WWE.

02:04He's already smoking a lucky strike.

02:06Yeah.

02:07I mean, I'm actually intimidated by the kid.

02:09Right.

02:10Now, the mom is a total dirtbag.

02:11Right.

02:12But, you know, I'm not gonna...

02:14The kid's got some balls.

02:15Yeah, no.

02:16The kid's a hero.

02:17Mom's a dirtbag.

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02:29I thought the same thing.

02:30I'm like, wow, that kid's fucking brave.

02:32That kid is tough as shit.

02:34What the fuck, man?

02:35Fucking future super soldier in that kid.

02:38He's like a...

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