- 4/21/2025
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 1 Episode 5 Never Kill A Boy On The First Date
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00:00We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're...
00:12Poor technique. Prioritizing subpar. Execution was adequate, but a bit too bloody for my taste.
00:25Giles, don't mention it. It was my pleasure to make the world safe for humanity again.
00:31I'm not saying that your methods are without merit. You're spending too much time and energy. It should simply be plunge and move on. Plunge and... hello.
00:50Oh, that's great. I kill them, you fence their stuff.
00:56What is it?
00:58I don't know.
01:00But it bothers you?
01:02Yes. I thought this vampire was just on a random kill, but it may be something else.
01:08Something big?
01:10Yes. I'd best consult my books.
01:14And there will be a time of crisis. Of worlds hanging in the balance. And in this time shall come the anointed. The master's great warrior. And the slayer will not know him. Will not stop him. And he will lead her into hell.
01:42As it is written, so shall it be. Five will die. And from their ashes, the anointed shall rise. The brethren of Aurelius shall greet him. And usher him to his immortality.
02:10His immortal destiny. As it is written, so shall it be. And one of the brethren shall go out hunting the night before and get himself killed. Because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate. Oh, wait.
02:36The anointed will be my greatest weapon against the slayer. If you fail to bring him to me. If you allow that girl to stop you.
02:42The anointed will be my greatest weapon against the slayer. If you fail to bring him to me. If you allow that girl to stop you.
02:52If you allow that girl to stop you.
02:56Here endeth the lesson.
03:04Here endeth the lesson.
03:06Here endeth the lesson.
03:09You do not know him.
03:12Here endeth the lesson.
03:16Here endeth the lesson.
03:18Here endeth the lesson.
03:20Now comes to mind.
04:22I believe it's the Rune for Fidelity, but it doesn't connect with any of the sects that I've studied.
04:31What about this?
04:32On the inside, it's a sun and three stars.
04:36Haven't we seen that somewhere?
04:38Let me see.
04:38Oh, I don't think this represents any...
04:47Well, it's right here.
04:48Sun and three stars.
04:51Check these guys out.
04:53I told you it looked familiar.
04:54Oh, the Order of Aurelius.
05:00Yes, you're right.
05:01Ooh, two points for the Slayer while the Watcher has yet to score.
05:05Oh, Owen.
05:10Hi.
05:13What do you want?
05:15A book.
05:17Oh.
05:18See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
05:24I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.
05:27I lost my Emily.
05:30Dickinson.
05:31It's dumb, but I like her around.
05:34Kind of a security blanket.
05:36Oh, I have something like that.
05:38Well, it's an actual blanket.
05:41And I don't really carry it around anymore.
05:45So, Emily Dickinson, huh?
05:47She's great.
05:49Dickinson.
05:50She's good also.
05:53Poetry.
05:56I didn't think I'd find you here.
06:01Why not?
06:02I didn't mean...
06:04I mean...
06:05I think you can read.
06:08Oh, thanks.
06:09But you don't seem bookwarming.
06:13The type of person to lock themselves in a dark room with a lot of musty old bucks.
06:22Oh.
06:23And I've offended you.
06:26No.
06:27No.
06:27No, I'm just surprised you gave any thought to what I'm like.
06:33You shouldn't be.
06:37Oh, well, I love books.
06:41I mean, I really love books.
06:44What's this?
06:45Oh, not this one.
06:47This one she doesn't love.
06:49Oh, Emily Dickinson.
06:51Oh, we're both fans.
06:55Yes.
06:56Uh, she's quite a good poet.
06:58I mean, for, uh...
06:59A girl?
07:01For an American.
07:03I'll, uh, see the math.
07:06If I open my eyes at some point.
07:10Cool.
07:10The Order of Aurelius is a very old and venerated sect.
07:18If they're here, it's for a good reason.
07:20That was Owen.
07:23Yes, I remember.
07:26Do you have any more copies of Emily Dickinson?
07:28I need one.
07:29Buffy, while the mere fact of you wanting to check out a book would be grounds for a national holiday,
07:38I think we should focus on the program at hand.
07:42Right.
07:43I'm sorry, you're right.
07:46Vampires.
07:48Oh.
07:49Does this outfit make me look fat?
07:54Owen Thurman was talking to you?
07:57It's all true.
07:59Wow, he hardly talks to anyone.
08:02He's solitary, mysterious.
08:04He can brood for 40 minutes straight.
08:07I've clocked him.
08:09He was so nice, it was eerie.
08:11What did you guys have to talk about?
08:14Emily Dickinson.
08:16He reads Emily Dickinson?
08:18He's sensitive, yet manly.
08:21But wait, you've never even read her.
08:25You vixen.
08:27Has anybody given any thought to what this green stuff is?
08:31Mmm, I'm avoiding the subject.
08:34I think it's kale.
08:35Or possibly string cheese.
08:39So, Buffy, you had this laying go last night.
08:41Xander!
08:41I mean, how'd the laying go?
08:47No, I don't mean that either.
08:49It went fine, thank you.
08:51There's some new hoity-toity vampire sect in town.
08:55That's bad.
08:56Well, hey, they're bringing the much-needed tourist dollars.
09:00Ooh, look at Mr. Excitement.
09:03Owen, he's all alone.
09:05Maybe somebody should sit with him.
09:09Mmm, just to be polite.
09:13Good luck.
09:19Okay, what just happened?
09:20Look, an empty seat.
09:24Ooh!
09:26Let me get that.
09:27Thanks.
09:29Boy, Cordelia's hips are wider than I thought.
09:33At least you don't have to eat your soylent grain.
09:37Owen, a bunch of us are loitering at the bronze tonight.
09:40You there?
09:42Who all's going?
09:43Well, um, I'm gonna be there.
09:45Who else?
09:47You mean besides me?
09:51Buffy, what about you?
09:53What?
09:54No, no, no.
09:56She, uh, she doesn't like fun.
09:59How about we meet there at eight?
10:03Yeah.
10:04Eight.
10:06There.
10:09It's not that big a deal.
10:11It's just a bunch of people getting together.
10:14It's a very big deal.
10:15It's not.
10:17It is.
10:19Tell her.
10:20I'm afraid it's very big.
10:23Wait.
10:25What are you talking about?
10:26What have you talked me about?
10:28Boys.
10:29Yes, well, I'm talking about trouble.
10:31A violent and disturbing prophecy is about to be fulfilled.
10:35The Order of Aurelius.
10:36You're spot on about the connection.
10:38I've looked at the writings of Aurelius himself, and he prophesied that the brethren of his order would come to the master and bring him the anointed.
10:48Who's that?
10:49Well, I don't know exactly.
10:51A warrior.
10:52But it says he will rise from the ashes of the five on the evening of the thousandth day after the advent of Septus.
11:00Well, we'll be ready whenever it is.
11:02Which is tonight.
11:04Tonight, okay.
11:05Not okay.
11:06It can't be tonight.
11:07My calculations are precise.
11:09They're bad calculations.
11:12Bad.
11:13Buffy has a really important day.
11:15Owen!
11:16All right.
11:17I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
11:26Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm.
11:29Buffy, this is no ordinary vampire.
11:32We have to stop him before he reaches the master.
11:35But, cute guy.
11:37Buffy, teenager, post-pubescent fantasy.
11:41This will just have to be put on hold.
11:45The dark forces are aligning against us, and we have a chance to beat them back.
11:50Tonight, we go into battle.
12:00Perhaps I'm miscalculated.
12:03I'm thinking yes.
12:07Well, you know what they say.
12:11Ninety percent of the vampire-slaying game is waiting.
12:15You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago.
12:18Well, we've certainly waited here long enough.
12:23Besides, there aren't any fresh graves.
12:25Who's gonna rise?
12:26Apparently, no one, tonight.
12:29That I can bail?
12:32I can go to the bronze and find Owen?
12:34Very well, then.
12:35Follow your hormones, if you want.
12:37But I assume I don't have to warn you about the hazards of becoming personally involved with someone who's unaware of your unique condition.
12:47Yeah, yeah, I read the back of the box.
12:50If your identity as a slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger.
12:57Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says, I'm a slayer.
13:01Ask me how.
13:05Good night.
13:06Five shall die, and from their ashes the anointed shall rise.
13:18I was sure it was tonight.
13:36I went on an airplane.
13:48A pale horse emerged with death as its rider.
13:52You will be judged.
13:56You will be judged.
13:57It's real
14:07When you wake up shouting, it's unfamiliar
14:20Maybe it's not the same
14:26You're just a girl
14:31Just a girl
14:38Who knows, no shame
14:44Whose different pains has lost its taste
14:49And never-ending, lost its ways
14:53I can't afford, I can't complain
14:57I'm so excited
15:00To explain
15:01The girl you wish is mine
15:06That day's gonna bring fire
15:14Fire coming down
15:17Judgment
15:18Don't think you're ready
15:21Ready to look upon him
15:23If they're sinning there, they're sin all around
15:26It's a liquid
15:27On that day
15:30There won't be anybody telling us what to do
15:33Or why we're doing it
15:34You can't prepare
15:37On that day
15:40You gotta sit down, okay?
15:43Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
15:50Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:13Is everyone okay?
16:17Is everyone okay?
16:17Is everyone okay?
16:17Is everyone okay?
16:19Are you all right?
16:39Can you move?
16:48Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:49Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:50Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:51Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:52Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:53Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:54Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:55Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:56Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:57Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:58Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
16:59Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:00Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:01Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:02Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:03Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:04Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:05Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:06Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:07Are you willing to stand with the righteous?
17:08so you just went home what was i supposed to do say to owen sorry i was late i was
17:24sitting in a cemetery with a librarian waiting for a vampire to rise so i could rent an evil
17:29prophecy from coming to pass or flat tire i can't take this anymore i feel like everyone
17:37is staring at me the big hideous dateless monster what yeah that's right i have no life come on
17:44nothing to see here pal move it along
17:46you're acting a little overly aren't you i mean you can have any guy in school
17:53he's not any guy he's more owen sure he's got a certain owenosity but that's not hard to find
18:01i mean a lot of guys read i can read
18:05hey buffy
18:11owen oh look it's owen buffy and owen and xander that'd be me where were you last night
18:22oh well um my watch broke and we don't have any clocks in our house and so i didn't know what
18:32time it was or even what day it was i thought i was the only one that happened too
18:37how about we try it again for tonight i'll even lend you my watch
18:42tonight
18:48tonight you you and me well we could invite the chess club but
18:53they drink they start fights oh no it's just
18:59well i sort of heard that you and cordelia were somewhat all over each other
19:05a little i danced with her a couple times
19:09she's
19:11kind of grabby
19:12well let's see if i rearrange that and i push that tonight sure tonight'll work great i'll
19:21pick you up at seven um seven that's when the little hands there oh between the six and
19:31eight um i'll see you then
19:34tonight isn't that so
19:42what me and owen
19:46yeah so it is
19:54it sure is so
19:58hey how's it going all right that's great i see we're still working on that anointed one problem
20:13that'll probably take a few days right i mean that's one obscure prophecy
20:17yes well there are quite a few interpretations
20:20tonight's looking pretty slow right probably best to relax and regroup no big disasters coming
20:25that is so good i will see you tomorrow then
20:28bye
20:28she is the strangest girl
20:35you have done well
20:40everything is in place
20:43when this night's work is done
20:46i will have a mighty ally
20:49i'll be one step closer to freeing myself from this
20:54mystical prison
20:56i've been trapped down here so long i've nearly forgotten what it's like on the surface
21:08there'll be time enough to remember
21:12when i rule it
21:16if she tries to stop you
21:20kill her
21:22give your own lives
21:25but do not fail to bring the anointed
21:28i know you won't disappoint me
21:32bug
21:36pick
21:41okay do i want to appear shy coy and naive
21:45or unrestrained insatiable and aggressive
21:48you know owen is a little homespun
21:51he probably doesn't like that overly assertive look
21:54oh hey here's something
21:57a nice comfy overcoat
22:01and a ski cap
22:02the ear flaps will bring out your eyes
22:04maybe i should mix and match
22:08okay
22:09guy's opinion
22:10which one do you think owen will like better
22:14the red
22:15or the peach
22:16oh you mean for kissing you
22:19and then telling all his friends how easy you are
22:21so the whole school loses respect for you and then talks behind your back
22:25the red's fine
22:27thanks
22:28i'll go with the peach
22:30here put this on
22:34you're not bothering me
22:38so where is he taking you
22:45i don't know
22:46where do you suppose young kids go on dates these days
22:49well i read somewhere once that sometimes they go to movies
22:53movies
22:55interesting
22:56and i saw on tv once
22:59a bunch of people our age went to a party
23:03wow
23:04i never knew being a teenager was so full of possibilities
23:08that's owen
23:16that's giles
23:19we need to talk
23:21buffy's not home
23:22my calculations may not have been as far off as i thought
23:26five die in van accident
23:29out of the ashes of five
23:32shall rise the one
23:33that's the prophecy
23:35five people have died
23:36in a car crash
23:38i know it doesn't quite follow
23:39but but it's worth investigating
23:41look
23:41among the dead was andrew borber
23:44whom the police sought for questioning in a double murder
23:47he may be the anointed one
23:50the bodies have been taken to sunnydale funeral home
23:53we can
23:54jaz why do you want to hurt me
23:56i beg your pardon
23:58hey
24:01uh...
24:02hi
24:04you have a date
24:05yes but i will return those overdue books by tomorrow
24:09you're not getting off that easily
24:11man you really care about your work
24:13uh... owen
24:17yeah a couple of things about tonight
24:22another date don't you ever do anything else
24:24this is the first date there's never been a date okay this is my maiden voyage
24:29what she doesn't like to dance
24:31well it's a little too late to do anything about that
24:34uh... you should probably know that buffy doesn't like to be kissed
24:37actually something like to be touched
24:39sandra
24:40as a matter of fact
24:42don't even look at her
24:43we don't even know if this is anything
24:45no we don't
24:45and i haven't had a day off for a while
24:47true
24:48and a cranky slayer is a careless slayer
24:50uh... buffy
24:52maintaining a normal social life as a slayer
24:56it's problematic at best
24:59this is the nineties
25:00the nineteen nineties in point of fact
25:02and i can do both
25:04clark can't has a job
25:06i just want to go on a date
25:08well i suppose it was a fairly slim lead
25:12thank you thank you thank you
25:13and look i won't go far okay
25:15if the apocalypse comes
25:17beat me
25:19is everything cool
25:20all set
25:21yes and uh... you'll face a pretty hefty fine in the morning
25:25well bye
25:26don't wait up
25:30something going on
25:32oh probably not no i uh...
25:34i suppose i'll just uh...
25:36go to the funeral home in case just see if anything comes up
25:42this is bad
25:43i wish it was just bad
25:46we should go along
25:49yeah
25:50you're right
25:51i don't trust that owen guy it's the eyes
25:54crazy
25:56sandra we should go with giles he could get in trouble
26:00oh he's gone
26:02it's just he's gonna be all right
26:04he's like super librarian
26:05you know
26:06everyone forgets willow
26:08that knowledge is the ultimate weapon
26:11i think about
26:27the thing about amy digginson i love is she's just so incredibly morbid
26:40a lot of loss
26:41a lot of loss
26:42a lot of death
26:44it gets me
26:46a lot about bees for some of us
26:49did she have a tragic and romantic life with a lot of bees
26:54quiet
26:55kind of sequestered and uneventful
26:58which i can really relate to
27:01i
27:02don't get out much
27:03i don't get that
27:05it's my fault
27:07i just find most girls pretty frivolous
27:10i mean
27:11there's a lot more important things in life than dating you know
27:15did i see something wrong
27:20no
27:22come on
27:25come on
27:29come on
27:33come on
27:39come on
27:41come on
27:43come on
27:44it's weird
27:53what is
27:55you
27:57one minute
27:59you're right there
28:00i got you figured
28:01the next
28:03it's like
28:05you're two people
28:06really
28:08which one do you like better
28:11i'll let you know
28:14aren't there laws against this sort of thing
28:29aren't there laws against this sort of thing
28:37owen
28:43look at you here
28:45all alone
28:46cordelia
28:47cordelia
28:47i'm here with buffy
28:48oh
28:50okay
28:51you want to dance
28:53no
28:53i'm still here with buffy
28:55you are so good
28:58you are so good to help the needy
28:59cordelia owen and i would like to be alone right now and for that to happen
29:03you would have to go
29:04you would have to go somewhere that's a way
29:06well
29:08when you're ready for the big leagues
29:10let me know
29:11you would have to go somewhere
29:16for the big leagues
29:20and you want to come over
29:21for the big leagues
29:22you want to come over
29:23you want to go somewhere
29:24oh
29:24you want to come over
30:57Are you having fun?
31:12Yeah.
31:14I almost feel like a girl.
31:15I'm having a time to see me free.
31:45I'm having fun.
31:46I'm having fun.
31:47I'm having fun.
31:49I'm having fun.
31:50I'm having fun.
31:51I'm having fun.
31:52I'm having fun.
31:53I'm having fun.
31:54I'm having fun.
31:55I'm having fun.
31:56I'm having fun.
31:57I'm having fun.
31:58I'm having fun.
31:59I'm having fun.
32:00I'm having fun.
32:01I'm having fun.
32:02I'm having fun.
32:03I'm having fun.
32:04I'm having fun.
32:05I'm having fun.
32:06I'm having fun.
32:07I'm having fun.
32:08I'm having fun.
32:09I'm having fun.
32:10I'm having fun.
32:11I'm having fun.
32:12I'm having fun.
32:13I'm having fun.
32:14I'm having fun.
32:15Can you get out this window?
32:16I'm afraid not.
32:18Look, I hate to say it the obvious, but this looks a good job for Buffy.
32:22She has a beeping thing.
32:26No phone, of course.
32:29Look, we'll get her.
32:30Just hang in there.
32:31Hurry.
32:36Hurry.
32:37You want something to eat?
32:46Sure.
32:47Just make it something fattening.
32:50What a disgusting display.
32:53Is that really appropriate behavior in a public forum?
32:57I mean, I've never seen a girl throw herself at a guy like that.
33:03Hello, salty goodness.
33:11Pick up the phone, call 911.
33:15That boy is going to need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him.
33:25Buffy.
33:26Angel.
33:27Why is this happening to me?
33:31I was hoping I'd find you here.
33:34You what?
33:35There's serious stuff happening tonight.
33:37You need to be out there.
33:38No, not you too.
33:40What do you know?
33:42Prophecy, anointed one, yada, yada, yada.
33:46So you know.
33:47Fine.
33:48I just thought I'd warn you.
33:49Warn me?
33:50You see that guy over there at the bar?
33:53He came here to be with me.
33:56You're here on a date?
33:58Yes.
33:59Why is it such a shock to everyone?
34:02Here you go.
34:03Oh.
34:04Um.
34:05Owen, this is Angel.
34:07Angel, this is Owen.
34:08Who is my date?
34:09Hey.
34:10Hey.
34:11Hey.
34:12Hey.
34:13Hey.
34:14So.
34:15Where do you know Buffy from?
34:16Work.
34:17You work?
34:18Buffy.
34:19Look at this.
34:20He showed up everywhere.
34:21Interesting.
34:22You don't know the athletes?
34:24What's he doing here?
34:25I guess it's the same thing you're doing here.
34:26Uh, excuse me.
34:27What are any of you doing here?
34:28Look.
34:29We gotta get to, uh.
34:30Oh.
34:31We thought it'd be fun if, uh, we made this a double date.
34:32I didn't know you guys were seeing each other.
34:33Oh.
34:34I didn't know you guys were seeing each other.
34:35Oh.
34:36Oh.
34:37Oh.
34:38Oh.
34:39Oh.
34:40Oh.
34:41Oh.
34:42Oh.
34:44Oh.
34:45Oh.
34:46Oh.
34:47Oh.
34:48Oh.
34:49Oh.
34:50Oh.
34:51Oh.
34:52Oh.
34:53Oh.
34:54Oh.
34:55Oh.
34:56Oh.
34:57Oh, yeah.
34:58Well, we knew it would happen eventually, so we figured, hey, why fight it?
35:02And you guys were thinking double?
35:05Because of the fun.
35:09And you're here because of work.
35:13Hey, maybe we should all go somewhere together.
35:16Gee, that's so nice of you to ask, but Owen and I were, well, sort of Owen and I.
35:21be cool the sunny damn funeral home i've always wanted to go there the funeral home actually that
35:31sounds kind of cool do you think we can all sneak in we saw some guys never before they seem to be
35:36having fun bite me um oh and i gotta go i thought we were going to the funeral no you can't
35:52i'll tell you what i'll be back in a little while puffy
36:00what's the deal do you want to bail on no no no
36:07do you remember when you said i was like two different people
36:10well one of them has to go but the other one is having a really really good time
36:16and we'll come back i promise
36:21she's the strangest girl
36:38which way the room's around
36:50come back
36:59damn it
37:02this is so cool
37:04owen
37:06you can't be here oh and i suppose you guys are allowed what are we doing here are we gonna
37:11see a dead body possibly several guys watch him
37:15is she mad oh she just wants to make sure there are no guards so we don't get in trouble
37:23good thinking
37:24good thinking
37:36Giles?
38:06Giles!
38:11It is you, for good.
38:15What happened?
38:17Two more of the brethren came in here. They came after me.
38:21But I was more than a match for them.
38:23Meaning?
38:24I hid.
38:26But this chap was good enough to bunk with me till they went away.
38:31Were they here after you, or was it that prophecy thing?
38:35Well, that's what we have to find out.
38:38I don't know what these brethren mean to do exactly,
38:41but find the anointed or give him something.
38:45Perhaps it's all very vague, and the anointed may be long gone.
38:50But he may not be.
38:51We must find out.
38:53Okay, I just need to get Owen and the others out of harm's way first.
38:56Owen? You brought a date?
38:59I didn't bring him. He came.
39:02Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life,
39:05I didn't mean at the same time.
39:07I know. I'll get rid of him.
39:09You can't make him go out there alone.
39:11We don't know where the brethren are.
39:13I'll just tell you.
39:15No, no, Giles.
39:16If he sees you, he's gonna have more questions than he already does right now.
39:20I'll take care of it.
39:28Is everything okay?
39:30It is.
39:31And we'll be leaving?
39:32We're not done looking around yet.
39:33No, he's right.
39:35So let's find a nice, safe, fun room to look around in.
39:39We tried the office here, but it's locked.
39:44No, it's not.
39:52Well, I don't think we'll find much in here.
39:54That's the plan.
39:58Okay.
40:01What?
40:02I have to go now.
40:04Um, to the bathroom.
40:05I have to go to the bathroom.
40:06If you hear anything like a security guard or something,
40:09just be really quiet and barricade the door.
40:32I have to go to the bathroom.
40:37Pirates.
40:38Keep looking.
40:39He must be here somewhere.
40:51What are you guys doing?
40:54Oh, just in case.
41:02Oh, my.
41:31Nothing.
41:33United must be gone.
41:35I guess.
41:38I mean, this is where they keep all the dead bodies, right?
41:41Mm-hmm.
41:45I read a lot about death, but...
41:48I've never really seen a dead body before.
41:55Do they usually move?
42:02I have been judged.
42:05I have been judged.
42:06What's going on?
42:07What's going on?
42:08What's going on?
42:09What's going on?
42:10What's going on?
42:11What's going on?
42:12What's going on?
42:13What's going on?
42:14What's going on?
42:15What's going on?
42:16What's going on?
42:18What's going on?
42:19What's going on?
42:20What's going on?
42:21What's going on?
42:23What's going on?
42:25What's going on?
42:27What's going on?
42:28What's going on?
42:30What's going on?
42:34What's what's going on?
42:44Oh, no.
42:46He is risen in me.
42:52He fills my head with sorrow.
42:55Pork and beans.
42:57Pork and beans.
42:59I can smell you.
43:05You're the chaff.
43:06I'm blessed.
43:08I'll suck the blood from your hearts.
43:10He says I pay.
43:15He's in there.
43:16Go! Get out!
43:18We should be okay. Come on.
43:20Shall we gather at the river
43:23The beautiful, the beautiful
43:26The river
43:27The beauty's coming this way.
43:46Oh, God. This is too much.
43:52What have you got?
43:53What?
43:53What'd you bring? Did you have a steak?
43:55Oh, um...
43:57What should I do?
43:59Um, go outside and make sure the others are okay.
44:02What's up?
44:03Ah!
44:03Ah!
44:07Rafi!
44:08Somebody's got out, Rafi.
44:11Owen!
44:13They told me about you while I was sleeping.
44:18Why does he hurt me?
44:20You're welcome.
44:26Oh, vet.
44:34Oh, no!
44:35Oh, no!
44:35No!
44:35No!
44:37You see that?
44:55He tried to bite me.
44:57What a sissy.
45:01No!
45:03Dead.
45:07He was found wanting.
45:31You killed my date.
45:37You killed my date!
45:57Your turn.
45:59Does anyone have an aspirin?
46:18Or 60?
46:22Owen.
46:23What happened to that guy?
46:27Oh.
46:29We scared him away.
46:32Oh, good, because you know I would.
46:34I know.
46:36Here.
46:37I'm sure this isn't exactly what you had in mind for a first date.
46:48Yeah.
46:50I was hoping maybe we'd finish up at Ben and Jerry's.
46:55We still could.
46:57No.
46:59I think I'll just walk home.
47:01Uh, which way's home?
47:09I'll get you there.
47:12No.
47:14I'll go it along.
47:16We'll make sure he gets home safely.
47:27Buffy, if I might...
47:28Don't.
47:37Well, did Owen say anything about me on the way home?
47:41Well, you mean specifically about you?
47:44Or generally in the area, in the ballpark, any sort of indication?
47:50Well, in that case, no.
47:53But he was pretty incoherent, so we might have missed it.
47:55You think?
47:57No.
47:59I knew it.
48:00I totally blew it last night.
48:02Well, see, what you need is a guy who already knows your deepest, darkest secrets and still says,
48:07Hey, I like that girl.
48:09Someone like...
48:10Owen.
48:11Huh?
48:14Well, this is our stop.
48:21Hi.
48:23Hi.
48:23Hi.
48:26This is going well.
48:34I don't really know how to say this, but it's about last night.
48:40You don't even have to.
48:41I'm sure you were pretty freaked out.
48:43Totally.
48:45And I was wondering when I could see you again.
48:49Um, that was my hopeful ear.
48:54Could you repeat that?
48:57I think you're the coolest.
49:00Really?
49:01I mean, last night was incredible.
49:04I never thought nearly getting killed would make me feel so alive.
49:08So that's why you want to be with me.
49:12Well, absolutely.
49:14When could we do something like that again?
49:18Something like...
49:19Like, walk downtown at three in the morning and pick a fight in a bar.
49:24How about tonight?
49:26Tonight would be not a workable thing.
49:31Did I just say that?
49:33Tomorrow, then.
49:33I'm free any night this week.
49:36I'm not.
49:39Please don't take this personally.
49:41It's not you.
49:42It's me.
49:44Right.
49:46It's you.
49:48And I was kind of hoping that maybe you and I could still be...
49:52I get it.
49:55You just want to be friends.
49:58That'd be nice.
50:00Friends.
50:03Yeah.
50:05Great.
50:10I was ten years old when my father told me I was destined to be a watcher.
50:40He was one, and his mother before him, and I was to be next.
50:47You thrilled beyond all measure?
50:49No, I had very definite plans about my future.
50:52I was going to be a fighter pilot.
50:54Or possibly a grocer.
50:57My father gave me a very tiresome speech about responsibility and sacrifice.
51:06Sacrifice, huh?
51:07It seems like a nice laugh.
51:14Yeah.
51:17But he wants to be Danger Man.
51:19You, Xander, Willow, you guys, you guys know the score.
51:26You're careful.
51:28Two days in my world and no one really would get himself killed.
51:33Or I'd get him killed.
51:38Or someone else.
51:40I went to the funeral home of my own free will.
51:45And I should have been there.
51:47Buffy.
51:47I blew it.
51:48I have volumes of lore, of prophecies, of predictions.
51:55But I don't have an instruction.
51:58We feel our way as we go along.
52:00And I must say, as a slayer, you're doing pretty well.
52:12Well, at least I did stop that prophecy thing from coming true.
52:17You did.
52:19Handily.
52:19No more anointed one.
52:21And I would imagine the master, wherever he is, is having a fairly bad day himself.
52:28And in this time will come, the anointed, and the slayer will not know him.
52:42She will not stop him.
52:46And he will lead her into hell.
52:51Welcome, my friend.
52:58Welcome, my friend.
53:21Welcome, my friend.
53:51Grrr.
53:52Arg.
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