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Cheezburger
  • 4/20/2025
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00:00You're upset because we made friends with your cat, sir?
00:03You're keeping it in your yard and it's our cat.
00:06You're unreasonable people. You're holding our cat.
00:09How? I'm not even in there. I want you to explain how.
00:11If you would go in your yard and say,
00:14Mercury, go home. Don't come in our yard anymore.
00:17She's a cat. She doesn't speak English.
00:20Oh, really? This doesn't mean go home?
00:23No. Hand signals don't mean anything. It's a cat, dude.
00:26Really? Okay. All right.
00:28Well, we'll have the police department figure it out.
00:30Absolutely.
00:32Cat pervert.
00:34I have done, I've done nothing to bring the cat.
00:38I've done nothing to bring the...
00:40This dude's lost.
00:41Cat pervert.
00:42He's lost it.
00:45He's lost it.
00:46It's our cat.
00:48He's lost it. He's lost it.
00:51My property.
00:52We're calling the police because you're harboring our cat.
00:54Harboring a cat.
00:56Is that a crime?
00:57What? It was something else.
00:58You're a cat pervert.
00:59I'm a cat pervert?
01:00Yeah, a cat pervert.
01:01What crime is that?
01:02What crime is that?
01:03You know what? There's a crime about you harboring my cat.
01:06What crime is that?
01:07Against the law.
01:07What crime is that?
01:08It's called harboring an animal.
01:10I can understand being angry if my cat was in your yard.
01:13You're angry because your cat is in my yard.
01:16No, I'm good.
01:16You're making things a lot worse.
01:18Right?
01:19You could just send my cat home.
01:21No, I can't.
01:22I don't speak cat, dude.